>'muh vanessa'
>'muh war'
>'muh terrible characterization'
>>67763089
>Wesley is gone forever
Thank youmy friend :(
Let's be honest, guys. Will this even get 20% on the tomatotron? It looks like it's going to be AW-FUL.
>>67763034
I give it 60%, it's a flick through and through.
I'm really expecting it to get a 56% for some reason.
>>67763051
bet you said BvS would get 70%, too...
What is the best scene in The Wire?
snoop buying a nailgun.
>>67762720
/thread
>people still believe in bruce lee meme
>people still believe he could beat up any human and not only scawny asians
>>67762118
Only normies would believe that. A child with a black belt cant beat an adult, regardless how much training he had.
At some point, strength and size become an obstacle that cant be overcome. Thats why its always humorous to see 50 kg women learn martial arts to defend themselves.
>its an idiot thinks the popular iconic hollywood star is actually a sham thread
>>67762625
>muh speed
People actually think they can beat this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8
This was Mike at 15. Bruce was just a meme, nothing more.
How would you like your X-menfu today, sir?
>>67761550
Absolutley haram!
>>67761550
I prefer the right to be perfectly honest. That side view is unflattering for both of them though.
>>67761550
God, Famke was absolutely gorgeous compared to this chav
Why did he become such a traitorous piece of shit?
For that frankish pussy senpai.
I JUST WANT LAGERTHA TO GET BACK WITH RAGNAR AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE WOODS WITH THEIR SON AND AETHELSTAN
>>67761083
So he'd get to wear those baller Frank outfits
>Rolo uses Chain.
>It's super effective.
>>67759804
>>67759804
Friendly reminder that Jarl Borg did literally nothing wrong and was a good man, as far as Vikings are concerned
why did the franks only have crossbows, didn't anyone think to bring some swords in case the vikings used their shields properly?
>leave woman in charge
>con artist man swoops in and takes whatever he wants
kek
http://deadline.com/2016/04/batman-v-superman-box-office-second-weekend-gods-not-dead-2-1201729796/
>‘Batman V Superman’ Takes A Dive With $51M-$56M Second Weekend – Friday Evening B.O. Update
> Well, those poor critical reviews and mixed word of mouth for Warner Bros.’ Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice are finally making a dent in the pic’s second weekend, with a revised FSS take tonight of $51M-$56M. At the low end, that’s a 69% drop. One industry estimate even has the DC superhero mashup at –oy– a 71% drop with $48M.
HOLY SHIT IF IT DOES HAVE A 70% DROP
Why emotionally invested in childrens productsm
THEY'VE BROKEN ANOTHER RECORD
THE MADMEN
What is the record on week to week drop?
>>67759354
top kek
>I don't fight in tournaments because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do.
What did he mean by this?
This show died with Sean Bean.
It means "WOOOOOW IT TOOK 20 OF YOUR GUARDS TO BREAK MY LEG"
>>67758630
Sean Bean is still alive, silly anon
How did she end up being the best part of the movie?
>>67758058
Crotch shot
>>67758058
She's not. Batfleck is.
>>67758118
He's second best.
>Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job parking cars
#fightfor15
Stand down, Rambo. The mission is over.
>>67758174
NOTHING IS OVER, NOTHING! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF!
Just try and defend this garbage
Could they be any lazier with their cgi shitfest?
Literally who gives a flying fuck?
>>67756209
Bad guys aren't supposed to have feelings. Showing Kylo Ren getting spanked and crying only telegraphs that he's not really a bad guy and he's actually trying to dismantle Snoke's new sith empire from the inside.
>it's a "prequel apologist grasps for straws" episode
TWITTER'S GONNA FREAK!
#billwilsonwashere
>>67755523
This was a pretty weird marketing campaign
JUST
Let's discuss this.
>>67754608
Part 1 is 10/10 kino
Part 2 is like 8/10 and not as good, but a worthy conclusion
BILL?
>>67754664
It's a movie about killing him.
![landscape-1449139503-doomsday-warners-dc-batman-superman-trailer-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YEwoteY.jpg "landscape-1449139503-doomsday-warners-dc-batman-superman-trailer-1[1]")
Analysis and deconstruction aside, which scenes moved you the most?
I was in awe at the idea of Doomsday's creation. He's the amalgamation of Zod's hatred of Earth and Lex's hatred of God, truly something demonic. It was also shocking how even the ship's AI was aware that the creation of this being was a crime to creation, and despite this Lex went on with the procedure in tears.
>You flew too close to the Sun.
The allegory of smashing the pillar with the names of the people that died in the World Engine incident on Superman's head was very clever. The fight was truly Hellish. Superman's sacrifice was a gesture of true love towards Lois.
>THIS is my world. YOU are my world.
Of course, sheltered cynics whine that the big baddie doesn't have the same spikes or powers that the one in the comics has.
For all I care, for the next one they can kill all of the Justice League's members and Darkseid offscreen, and make it about Lois reporting Metropolis football, as long as it's as powerful and sincere as this one. I'd rather have that instead of 100 Disney corporate-crafted quip fests, but that's just me.
>>67754364
I liked the part where superman sacrificed himself to kill doomsday.
Even though pretty much half of the world shat on him through the whole movie, it was a bit nice to see he was still willing to do that
Was Lex crying in that scene? Why?
>>67754696
cuz he found out he ran out of jars to pee in :(
