Leave the DC universe to me.
>Based Zack destroying capeshit from the inside
We cant leave it with you zack, its like leaving a child with a 4chan poster.
Leave launching Affleck as the goat batman to him.
At least give him that.
>Movie for a female demographic with male protagonist
>Protagonist gets sexualized
>Everyone is ok with this
>Movie for a male demographic with female protagonist
>Doesn't get sexualized
I thought men and women were equal? Can't women Ne sexualized too?
>>68048400
back to Rëddït
No one cares about your underaged, poorly written musings. Sage.
uhhhh
>>68048470
Anon said main character not side character.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>image.jpg
>>68048337
hah! got eem
You know what john, i know you dont much care for me but I appreciate your company
>watching Rome
>pretty good
>learned that it actually happened
>what.the.fuck
Let me guess, you saw that webm of the first scene of the first episode and started watching?
Because i'm also watching Rome for the first time now.
>>68048126
>watching Rome
>guess this Caesar guy invented salad
>mfw he was a console of ROM
>>68048174
do you have it?
ITT: Characters that are literally you.
I'm Rick from Knight of Cups; Intelligent, introvert and handsome.
could you stop whispering like a pretentious retard?
>>68047979
I always whisper "kill me, just fucking kill me" to myself. Am I pretentious too?
>started out as the Dark Knight Trilogy of capeshit shows
>now even more ridiculous and campier than Marvel
What happened?
>>68047887
It was always shit. Even season 1 was shit just polished shit. It's a CW show. What did you expect?
>>68047973
the 100 is pretty Goat
God damn, it's so tiresome to watch, all those memes.
What is his best film? I'd say Match Point or Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
I liked the Purple Rose in Cairo, probably not his best though
Annie Hall, of course
>>68047809
Crimes and Misdemeanors, easily. The only people who disagree are those who have not seen it.
Whats the funniest britbong game/talk show?
I'm enjoying the Big Fat Quiz at the moment
Whichever one has never had Nina Conti on it
>>68047796
Big fat quiz of the year is great just great
t. American
Try QI?
Either Numberwang or The Quiz Broadcast
Best fight scenes Movies.
What's your favourite?
>>68047758
this desu.
for jokes probably the end fight in Kung Fu Hustle,
>>68047758
That whole movie.
This one, hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY
"I'm picking my roles!... I'm not picking my roles!... I'm picking my ro... wait, I missed my career."
heh, how much does parks and recreatiion pay per episode?
friends pays 10 million.
Hey Siri, record while I fap
do normal people even know who she is?
You fucking weebs better keep your shitty fucking music off my American tv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9c8Tes
should have played "Megitsune"
>>68047616
The only song I don't like is META TARO
>M-E-T-A
>>68047616
I'm assuming the guys in the background originally wanted to be in a serious band but then just gave up.
The awkward moment when Reddit has a better top movies list than /tv/.
http://letterboxd.com/rustneversleeps/list/r-topfilms-top-films-of-all-time/
>>68047447
This triggers the fa/tv/irgin.
>Pulp Fiction #3
no.
>>68047447
90% pleb
>comic relief: Hey wait for me!
>*Falls over*
>*Music stops*
>...
>"I'm okay!"
>characters decide to unite in a plan
>camera shows the asshole character
>"oh what the heck" and he joins them
later
>asshole character saves team
>he says something sexist or racist to validate his death
>he dies and nobody cares, plot progresses
>Main character in legit awesome chase scene
>comic relief starts describing everything that happens in a really obnoxious way
She's not attractive, or funny, or talented in any other way. Why has Rebel Wilson's career suddenly ballooned to stratospheric levels? It's like Hollywood want to push her on us, but why?
Did some executives sit down and say "audiences want to see people like themselves on screen, and the average person is a moronic landwhale"?
Is this what female audiences really want to see? Has Hollywood never heard of escapism or wish fulfilment?
This tub of lard single handedly falsifies the myth of the casting couch. (NB, you can make the same argument for Melissa McCarthy)
I think she's hilarious. I mean, look at her arms.
Fat people are easier to control. Create "role models" of hamgalaxies and it becomes ingrained in the mind of every weak-willed woman.
>>68047259
Who's this fat gross cunt?
>pic related is actually Snoke>he was the next secret apprentice of Palpatine>he was suppose to kill Anakin so Anakin couldn't grow too strong - like Anakin killed the previous apprentice of Palpatine - Dooku>only the part of his story will be shown in this film>final duel between Snoke and Vader will be shown in the Obi-wan Kenobi movie>Snoke will lose to Vader and will be left badly disfigured
>>68047255
sounds neat, I want to believe
>>68047255
I don't believe you
>>68047255
Wow, this is pretty good but too bad it's fan fiction.
