I'm glad this got shafted by RLM and snubbed at the Oscars, because it just would've been more of a meme to hate. This is a fucking masterpiece, and I'm not surprised that a bunch of fat guys who talk about B-movies and capeshit didn't like it.
My thing was this:
I like the concept, and I think if they had gone more for a documentary style of "a kid growing up" and showing major milestones and troubles with the kids life then it being a actual movie, I think it would have more impact.
Problem is, as a movie it felt very disjointed and just not very good. I thought the earlier parts of the movie were interesting, but as time went on it got worse and worse, like they didn't know what the hell to do with this and came too far to change anything.
Patricia Arquette has great tits
>>68970496
Lmao boring shit
ITT: We speculate the kinds of crazy shit that they'll do with this movie.
I think the hotdog will, at some point, be inserted into a vagina.
>>68970459
hotdog and doughnut fuck
I expect, since it appears to be an animated film with bright, vivid imagery and lovable characters, that it will be a fun-filled romp of wholesome family fun.
W-W-W-WHAAAAATTT??
Besides angsty teens, who will watch this movie?
This is from an interview Zack Snyder made in 2008 about Watchmen. Full quotes from him:
>The average movie audience has seen — well, I can’t even count the amount of superhero movies. Fantastic Four, X-Men, Superman, Spider-Man. **The Marvel universe has gone nuts; we’re going to have a fricking Captain America movie if we’re not careful. Thor, too!** We’re on our second Hulk movie. And Iron Man — $300 million domestic box office on a second tier superhero! And not to demean Iron Man — my point is that we all know about superheroes now. I can ask my mother, ”Mom, when the Hulk isn’t the Hulk, who is he?” ”Bruce Banner. Why? What a weird question.” I could ask her, ”What happened to Bruce Wayne’s parents?” ”They were killed at an opera.” You’re getting to that saturation level where superhero movies, it’s hard for them to figure out what more to do.
In the same interview, he went on to show some of his "vision" about comics:
> I had a buddy who tried getting me into ”normal” comic books, but I was all like, **”No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.”**
> Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. ”Batman’s dark.” I’m like, okay, ”No, Batman’s cool.” He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. **But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.**
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>>68970419
>I could ask her, ”What happened to Bruce Wayne’s parents?” ”They were killed at an opera.” You’re getting to that saturation level where superhero movies, it’s hard for them to figure out what more to do.
>Proceeds to make the Waynes' death scene again
>>68970419
>Batman could get raped in my version
Didn't aftonsky want to direct a Batman film where he was raised by prostitute's and worked at a chop shop?
>character fires weapons without ear protection
>isn't deaf by the end of the movie
A couple firefights won't deafen you anon
>>68970348
Autistic
But you are right
>>68970975
I would fugg that bunny.
>>68970289
Yeah, one of the worst shootouts ever commited to film, and you're a SJW for not liking it. David Ayer is a hack.
Fury was not a very good movie
>>68970289
It was a laughable novie. From the hollywood/unrealistic and childish tank battles to the last stand off.
What if Zack Snyder isn't actually a bad director... but a true and hardcore Marvel fan instead?
He directed Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice so badly in order to make sure that Marvel turns out superior and wins the comic competition. The rival DC company is now falling down all because of him.
Well done, Snyder. Very well done.
>>68970274
If your serious thdn you really are just delusional
>>68970274
If that is right then Snyder is now MUH SAVIOR.
>based Snyder ensuring Marvel's prosperity by destroying DC from the inside
In 10 years he'll be recognized as a hero.
What went wrong?
>>68970240
Nothing, just manchildren who have a hate bonner for him on IMDb giving his show 1s. I don't even like him but some people just don't get they're not the target audience for everything.
>>68970240
His conception, his birth, his childhood, his teenaged years, his adulthood, am I missing anything here?
>>68970321
>I don't even like him but some people just don't get they're not the target audience for everything.
This. I've only seen him through retsupurae and know enough about him to know that he isn't my style, but following he obsessively just to hate on him is for losers.
Plus, when I was a kid, I liked plenty of dumb shit so it's fine of kids these days to have dumb shit they like.
What do you think was in his thoughts when this happened?
>>68970206
Ow.
"ARRRRRRRGH MY EYYYYYYES OW FUCK OW JESUS FUCK THAT FUCKING HURTS, MY EYES HURT"
>>68970206
>"did i leave le stove on?"
So yea just saw civil war. 3 words? Hella. Fukn. Epic. This is the best superhero movie of 2016. The Russo brothers? They've done it again!
Biggest movie of 2016. And it's even Bigger in Imax 3D. Bigger cgi. Bigger Sound. Biggest film experience. Best on-screen marvel universe installment since iron man 2. Marvel has done it again, dudes.
>>68970195
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>>68970195
10 cents have been deposited in your account.
You didnt even do that pasta right
Patricians only, no plebs allowed
Based Jean-Luc edition
>>68970146
>Godard
>Patrician
Jesus fuck, pick only one. French new wave is pleb trash
>>68970146
This guy is so fucking based it hurts.
who /prepurchasedticket/ here?
>>68969960
Kill yourself immediately
>>68969960
piss poor bait
XD
Favorite Religious movie?
>>68969957
BvS
god's not dead 2
>>68969957
Man of Steel
He should have killed himself at the end.
It was the only thing to do at that point.
>>68969952
>he
>>68969952
I fapped to this movie
>>68970281
somebody post dem webms
Is The Big Bang Theory proper sitkino? It seems like plebs can't understand its complexity, maybe because it was made to make smart people laugh
For all the shit we give it, it has its moments. Certainly plenty of cringe to it at times
>>68969924
>make smart people laugh
This sitkino is so advanced it doesn't even need to, the laughs are included in the LaffAMinute™ laugh track. Bazinga!™
>>68969924
I'm going to get shit for this but the first few seasons were great. It wasn't quipcore/memecore like now, it was quite funny with acceptable levels of character development for a sitcom. Sheldon and Penny carried those first few seasons
I love that episode where Penny gets hurt in the shower and Sheldon has to take her to the hospital
What's the most contrarian opinion you've come across on this here board?
>>68969781
It's cool to not have a job.
>>68969781
Star Wars prequels are good
>>68969813
>not having to work isn't cool
LOL
