Characters that are literally your mom
>>69007068
mine too anon
I wish.
What is the Kanye West of film?
>>69006908
Citizen Kane desu
>>69006908
LOL
>>69006888
Failed Oscar bait general?
>>69006888
>Vikander won for this and not Ex Machina
LOL
>The movie is bad on purpose, I s-swear!
Why is this faggot still allowed to make movies?
he's the typical embarrassing mother on facebook
> those cankles
She's cute. I would for sure.
Kevin Smith never had talent. Entertaining speaker though.
>I'll have an extra large soda
>ice on the side, please
>double bag my popcorn please
>and an empty tub for safekeeping
>proceed to fill tub of popcorn with soda at the soda bar
>keep ice in pocket till i can dump it out on the seats next to me to ensure nobody gets them
>crumple up bag and toss over row
>enjoy free soda
>sneak out the back way
>buy a movie ticket
>clerk tells me to enjoy the movie
>I tell them thanks and to have a nice day
>I don't really mean it
Kek, if only the poor bastards knew.
>paying for any food or beverage at the cinema
I seriously hope you're not really this big of a chump.
>hide candy under my foreskin
>piss in the included shower
>talk on the phone during the movie
>ask for free water
>take of my shirt when the movie gets intense
>ask the manager to pause the movie while I'm in the bathroom
>order food to the place
There is literally nothing wrong with this but the cucks at the theater still get mad every time
WHY HAVE YOU STILL NOT WATCHED EVERY SINGLE MOVIE?
>>69006674
i'm on it
thoughts on the reboot?
>>69006730
I doubt it can get worse. I ment to see the 'riff tracks' of Star Ship Troopers in theater but couldn't make it. But that's just saying that it's still popular.
What's the worst movie you enjoyed when you were a liberal?
Pic related for me. It's just laughable now.
>>69006602
Probably the same. I was never a liberal, just a clueless teenager watching anything I found entertaining. My dad taught me one very important thing that kept me from being swept up in propaganda: "Son, it's all bullshit."
Can someone explain why is The Shawshank Redemption #1 on IMDb Top 250?
>>69006581
middle of the road schlock
typing with 1 hand sorry 4 brevity
>>69006581
It's a really good movie, I think that's the reason. Can you even think of an objectively better movie without replying in memes?
>>69006581
Can you think of a single oscar film that has been on tnt/tbs/fx/amc/tmc more than shawshank redemption?
That's literally the reason right there.
ITT: Failed Oscar bait
>>69006553
Guy Pearce was great in that.
Ang Lee's "Hulk"
>>69006553
anything not WW2 or Older then RMS Titanic isn't oscar bait.
is it any good?
i love Conan, would i like this?
Was it not your sin trapped the unicorn?
It's extremely overrated. Probably the worst of the classic 80s fantasy movies that gets recommended
>>69006045
oh you
Why do people blame "bad marketing" for Dredd's failure?
Can't people just admit that they were tired of seeing more capeshit at the time?
This is a comic book movie but I don't know if I'd consider it capeshit.Anyway, it was hella f*cking epic.
>>69005895
who is the cop, and why his wearing a funny helmet?
>>69006650
He is the law.
I want to believe
>>69005853
he ded :^)
>we've all had to make difficult choices
literally confirmed alive
>>69006336
even if she didnt killed ramses army did
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
That you shouldn't text in a movie theater
>name shaming
>Don't be a sally seat kicker either u fuckin cunt bitch I swear to fuckin god if you kick my seat one more fuckin time I'll kick ur teeth in
What did they mean by this?
"The kingsmoot will decide the next king"
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kingsmoot
When a kingsmoot is held, any captain may put his name forward as a candidate for the rule - as among the ironborn "every captain is a king on his own ship" - and name three champions and may try to sway his fellow ironborn with a speech on his prowess and gifts to show his generosity; only once a vast majority call out a candidate's name to proclaim him king does the kingsmoot end
Why wouldn't Yara already know this? Why would Balon threaten to sire another heir if the captains vote on who inherits the throne to begin with, shit makes no sense.
>>69005662
>if the captains vote on who inherits the throne to begin with
Because that isn't a thing that happens often?
>>69005662
There hadn't been a kingsmoot in over 300 years, not since the Greyjoys had taken over. For that priest (Aeron, I guess) to suddenly pull "kingsmoot" out of his ass is bound to blow minds.
fucking brokered conventions
On a scale from 1 to 10, how BTFO are bookfags?
>>69005561
idk but this show fucking sucks
>>69005561
every bookfag knew that would happen, wtf are you talking.
we didn't think it would be that fucking shitty of a resurrection tho.
>>69005561
Why did he cum when he woke up?
