What if Seinfeld was still on tv?
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>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big...
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holy shit
i'm watching this and i don't even know if i can finish it.
it is so painfully unfunny, i can't help but cringe every 5 minutes at these awful, overwrought one liners
this isn't even good enough to be reddit: the movie
this is imgur: the movie
>>69086601
>>69086624
>>/BvS/
>>69086601
thanks for sharing
What would you do to fix this series?
>>69086593
Make a Peter Parker film where he isn't a fucking awkward teenager and is a physics professor at the local college who is 100% alpha and fucking ripped. We've already gotten three fucking different teenage peter parkers, enough is fucking enough. Shit is cancer and cliche and just based on that fact alone it won't do good in the box office, people have teenage spiderman fatigue, it's cliche at this point.
Wait for Homecoming to come out and go from there.I actually really liked Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2
Personally could have done without the scenes with Peter's parents
Theories?
You pick a seashell up and wipe your cornhole with it
>>69086513
it's like a bidet
One is for number 1, one is for number 2 and the other is just a general cleaning.
>>69086544
Piss in a 4x4 hole?
No
Outland (1981)
Silent Running (1972)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Alien (1979)
Blade Runner (1982)
Where do I go from here?
Darkstar
To reddit
Guardians of the Galaxy
Star Trek - Into Darkness
the final consequence of space kino
>That does it, you just started a Captain America: Civil War
really marvel?
>>69086319
>Could this be the end?
>Dr Xavier, you can't mean this is the Xmen: Apocalypse?
Not even trying guys.
>End it Clark, no one cares about Batman v Superman
how did this get past Zack?
>You see Captain America... Civil War is where we are headed
What's some good patrician animated cinema? I only know about this film and I love it.
Felidae
I had a horrific stomach bug when I watched this, so every time I think of it, I feel sick. I barely remember it, it's the one with the stick grenade in the frog pond?
>>69086196
Batman vs. Superman
The Avengers
Iron Man
Man of Steel
The Dark Knight Rises
>>69086145
The goddamned jews pushing for race mixing and degeneracy only in white countries.
>>69086145
Inbred, poorly educated, abusive father, coddling mother
>>69086646
>d..do I fit in yet guise?
MASSA , HOW BOUT YOU GIT OFF DAT HORSE , AND MASTA THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH , NIGGUH
Roots thread?
WILL YOU IGNORANT NIGGERS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?
>>69085775
if you were a slave back then and you said something even remotely as bad as "suck my dick", they'd cut out your tongue and/or kill you, right?
ITT: We pitch the most offensive movie that would never ever get made
A christian movie with only white men
Hitler doing standup or a Trump movie.
>poker scene
>everyone has four of a kind or a straight flush
>except the protagonist who has a royal flush
>It ain't me starts playing.
>>69085552
poker has been televised forever, and literally this has never happened on video
thats how rare it is
>doesn't want to answer phone
>throws phone in water
In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.
chili AND sea bass
>inb4 /tv/ begins to argue whether or not garlic can liquefy
SHINEBOX
>LE KINO KINO KINO XD
What the fuck does kino even mean?
Are the underage newfags trying to force another stale meme upon us?
Or is reddit to blame for this gibberish hogwash?
What did he mean by this?
>>69085563
What did YOU mean by this word my Neagro Amigo?
>>69085546
Kino means cinema in German and possibly some other languages.
On /tv/ it means quality film (no flicks)
I'm for ironically calling allegedly good capeshit "capeshit kino", short "cino"
to really piss off people like you, OP
Is it wrong for me to have liked this movie?
You can like what you want, cucklord.
>>69085466
You have shit taste, so no
ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR HEART ANON
1. The Revenant
2. No Country For Old Men
3. Taxi Driver
4. Superbad
5. Gummo
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Straight Outta Compton
1-7: starship troopers
>>69085259
>1. The Revenant
>4. Superbad
>7. Straight Outta Compton