Worth watching?
>>69189168
Yes. It's better than Frozen.
>>69189168
Yes. It's a good movie with fun characters. Gets kinda dark with the mother though.
>>69189168
Shit yes.
there is literally no point in siding with tony stark/iron man, he even admits he was wrong the whole time
captain america is altruistic and the greatest ally you could ever have in your corner. he may not be perfect, but his ideals are because theyre based in judeo christian philosophy. "i can keep doing this all day"
Altruism only takes you so far. Tony wants to work towards a utopia where people dont have to ignore questionable means to justify the moral end, which i think is a respectable opinion to have.
>>69189027
>Ironman wrong
Only in the movie. At the end of the day most of the avengers are american. So america will be held responsible for their actions anyway. If captain America decided to go in let's say North Korea and Kill Kim Jong-un It could start a war.
>redditors actually spend their time thinking about this shit
Get some hobbies you losers
>go to civil war
>girls everywhere
>let's take a selfie!
>selfie flashes going off everywhere before the movie begins
>the 20 has started
>flashes still going off
>girls yelling out "Hashtag civilwar"
>all these girl groups with large popcorns and top shelf candy
>singles policy meant I could only get the singles corn, which ran out during the previews, and get bottom shelf candy
>bottom shelf is shit like animal crackers and mike and ikes
>junior mints on top shelf
>couldn't even get butter on my popcorn
>flashes continue into the previews
>loud couple next to me excited to see spiderman
>they think the whole movie is going to be about him
>they think Iron man and captain are going to stay best friends
>I can't unhear their conversation and end up hearing everything up until the movie starts
>finally the movie starts
>the ritualistic sounds of artificial camera flashes have ceased
>try to enjoy the movie
>my soda is warm
>my popcorn is gone and wasn't even salted
>my animal crackers slipped between the seats and now rests scattered under a stranded landwhale and her yeti husband
>kindly get up
>excuse myself to the row
>and quickly exit and begin walking home
>go to civil war
There's your problem.
>things that didn't happen
>>69188980
Most of that sounded like a completely realistic experience' kekd at the animal crackers slipping between the seats. +1 for the subtlety
>implying this isn't the best cape character ever
>implying this isn't the best cape character ever
>>69188972
>x-men: wolverine
>x-men 2: wolverine's back
>x-men 3: wolverine whatever
>x-men origins: wolverine
>the wolverine: wolverine
>x-men days of future past: wolverine's time travel adventures
cut me a fucking break.
>>69188972
>wearing a cape
So I've been having to spend a lot of time with my father recently and I need movies that we can both like. Already watched pic related and Blazing Saddles.
What are some dad-tier movies, /tv/?
The Cuckold (2009)
It's easy. Just check the soundtrack. If it doesn't have that mid to late 2010s sound, you've struck dadcore.
>>69188962
>having to spend
>have to
>image.jpg
I hate redditors so fucking much.
Why did she get so upset by this?
Is she not allowed?
>>69188913
cause it wasn't his dick
>>69188913
If someone you just met and don't even know grabbed your hand, how would you feel?
![captain-america-civil-war-image-41[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hWXkhyp.jpg "captain-america-civil-war-image-41[1]")
did anyone else get a headache from all those shaky cams and every second cuts?
>>69188881
I didn't and I get nauseous pretty easily. I definitely didn't like seeing it in IMAX 3D. I may try to watch it again on a regular screen.
>>69188881
I didnt grandpa
Me
It died down after first few action scensz tho
You know, I've been thinking about the surge of quip - based movies, or quipcore or quipshit replacing capeshit or whatever. And I've come to the conclusion that it can all be traced to Twitter. Deadpool is a prime millenial movie, a monument to Twitterverse where people might as be HOLDING UP SPORK IN ALL CAPS followed by *quasi deadpan irony*.
How big is the Twitter's influence on blockbuster kino really?
>>69188717
>kino
Why did you say that word!?
>>69188717
>quips
you guys dont like 80's movies then do you. they are full of one liners...i mean quips for you millenials.
>>69188778
I like to designate shit movies with it
>essential Seagalcore
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/
http://www.vice.com/read/steven-seagal-is-the-lamest-guy-ever
Just finished watching S1 of this and It's prolly one of the best tv shows I've watched.
>woody fucking all the girls and funny
>matthew with a god tier character
Is season 2 worth my time I've heard mixed things about???
>>69188571
If season 1 is 10/10 season 2 is like a 7/10 apart from the last episode which is a 9/10. I'd say watch it, but it's definitely not as good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFh71_ftxLE
S2 is good for:
>McAdams faps
>Vinceposting
>BASED RAY (best character in both seasons desu, also the greatest tragedy)
Other than that it's irredeemebly shit, irredeemebly.
>>69188571
Season 1 is a great flick.
Season 2 is a mediocre kino.
>Comes from a country that's basically composed of advanced niggers due to supposed technological advances exclusive just to their country for centuries
>Said country of advanced niggers are closed off to the entire world and apparently have poor relations to other nigger nations despite how "connected" the world is right now
Geez and you wonder why? We may or may not be as aware of nigger continent problems as opposed to sandnigger problems in our post 9/11 world but those guys had their own shitty problems to deal with such as blood diamonds, civil wars, child soldiers, etc.
Obviously the MCU parallels the real world of today so what the fuck were these advanced niggers doing when their less advanced brethren were suffering? After watching Civil War, I felt the problems that the continent has withstood (and I still enduring today) could have at least been staved off had they chose to play nice and actually become a part of it and not be act cool kids and exclude everybody from their SEKRET KLUB. No wonder the rest of continent hated their ass. At least based on this movie, it seemed like they /finally/ decided to join the rest of the world(But only because the Avengers had a hand in it)
I just hope that based Black Panther's solo movie will at least explain what went down in like the past century or so regarding their country and its relation with the rest of the world for it to be like this.
>>69188532
/pol/ pls go
>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
just too much nigger man
>>69188532
So Wakanda is basically like Marvel's rip-off of Gorilla City, right?
Because of all the intelligent apes with advanced technology?
damn...
So did Craig steal those boxes?
Of course.
They got him on camera.
He was going to build a clubhouse
>>69188451
I think he did man.
His co-worker said it kinda looked like him upon rewinding the tape and he himself doesn't seem to convinced when saying it wasn't him.
>>69188517
I gotta agree. He really only says "They ain't got me on tape". Idiot probably put a towel over the camera, but knowing his incompetent ass it fell off.
I don't think we'll get a superhero film on par with The Dark Knight ever again. Zack Snyder is trying but he can't find the right screenwriter & he's bogged down by studio expectations. Disney & Marvel aren't trying because they already have a predetermined formula that they aren't in the least bit interested in changing. Disney knows the people that go to see their movies expect out of place one-liners that deflate tension & shallow character motivations that hold no gravitas. It's sad that we've become so comfortable with mediocrity without even realizing it. Disney is playing their audience like a violin & no one can stop them. They have the industry in the palm of their hand and they're squeezing the last ounce of artisitic integrity left inside of it. Their superhero films are suitable 2 hour time killers, but they can be so much more.
Richard is that you?
>Zack Snyder is trying but he can't find the right screenwriter
Didn't he have an Academy Award-winning screenwriter?
why do these fucking normies keep mentioning dark knight when the pinnacle is actually batman begins?
Post your OTPs.
Posting
So is Mulder and Scully supposed to be a modern Sherlock and Watson, only with aliens?
