ITT: Sequels that are far better than the original
Fight me
>>69667624
I don't agree with you on BR. Here's another controversial one.
Welp the extended cut is even worse.
>>69667320
That's bullshit, describe it and i will believe you.
>>69667320
Name one scene in it that hasn't been mentioned by Zack Snyder or clued by set photos/cast members
>>69667349
>Batman creates a kyrptonian laced condom (ribbed) and fucks Superman's boipussy raw until they both climax in unison and scream "MARTHA!"
>WandaWymn defeats Lex Luthor and Doomsday
>Barry Allen comes back in time and leaves for no reason
>"I don't know who the parents are. Not even interested."
le epic JJ epic Mystery box!
>>69667241
How does this oven dodger keep getting work?
>>69667241
Based Rian, savior of starkino!
>>69667905
How do you fucking idiots still fall for this? OP has been posting this shitty bait for a month. You don't even have to click the link to know it's bait, if you thought critically for a split second you would figure out that Disney would never let the cast or crew give away major plot details.
>what kept ya, /tv/? ya still sore bout dat fiddy bucks?
>>69667219
Nope.
>>69667219
>>69667327
Annnd... scene!! Great work today, guys. We pick up tomorrow at 7.
>>69667378
OOOOOOOHHHHHJ
ITT: poorly summarize a movie and the rest of us try to guess it.
I'll start
>fat kid gets bullied in school until one day he shoots the teacher
Pic unrelated
>>69667189
Full Metal Jacket?
>>69667227
Yes
It's about a broad looking for a walker in space.
Is Six Feet Under telekino?
yes, yes it is
got bored of watching it around that episode nate and his kid's mother go camping with that other couple
and that dexterxdoakes subplot was pretty gay
>>69667731
Season 3 really picks up after that episode IMO.
Who won?
>>69666818
Batman
The Jews
Not the audience.
I get the complaints that they didn't really serve a purpose to the overall story in Civil War, but the actors alone sold their relevance to the movie. Just Paul Rudd laughing like a goon whenGiant Man happensis enough for me, really.
And this was, bar none, the best Spider-Man that's ever been on the big screen. I couldn't ask for anyone better.
>>69666806
>And this was, bar none, the best Spider-Man that's ever been on the big screen. I couldn't ask for anyone better.
Tugboat is still the best and you know it you fucking faggot.
"It enhances everything eeeehHEHEHEHEHEH"
Was that really necessary, though?
>>69666806
Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Avengers or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder
I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.
Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why /tv/ connects with Marvel more.
Men are meant to be strong in mind and body. Aren't those the values of superheroes, the reason these characters impressed you as a kid? The divide between DC and Marvel isn't just about the quality in filmmaking (where DC obviously win). Some people grew up reading comics, looked up to their heroes and decided to follow their paths. They hit the gym and became better, healthier persons: leaders, alphas. Meanwhile, others neglected their bodies, because their minds stayed weak, they remained scared and pathetic manchildren even in middle age. If real life was a superhero comics, these guys would be the villains' victims at best and the villains themselves at worst. Would you really trust them to bring the true spirit and meaning of superheroes to the screen, when at their deepest core they cannot possible understand these values?
>>69666800
You need to add Ibn Al Afliqi to the left side since he is producing, directing and starring in the next Batman
>>69666800
snyder deadlifting 495lbs with ease
Why are MCU flicks (not films btw) so forgettable?
>>69666683
Cuz they're safe. They don't take risks.
>>69666683
hi OP, I see your new here. No problem! Allow me to inform you to do your shitty comic book threads on /co/. Thanks. Take care.
>>69666683
Forgettable?
Just rewatched 10 of the MCU. Still pretty kino
People don't like The Force Awakens? How? It's the best Star Wars movie to grace the silver screen since Return of the Jedi! Sure, it borrows from ANH a little bit too much but cmon, it was great.
>>69666486
bad characters and a story where they told us nothing
>>69666486
TFA being the best Star Wars movie since RotJ doesn't mean it's a good movie.
Also, RotJ was a terrible movie.
>>69666486
>It's the best Star Wars movie to grace the silver screen since Return of the Jedi
>!
>Sure, it borrows from ANH a little bit
>but cmon, it was great
>cmon
This is the most r e d d i t post I've seen today.
Can we have a "Modern Cinematography" thread?
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXZ-QTmyh2k
>>69666322
Muting colors is marvel's attempt at cinematography
only redditors like the MCU
WHA HAPPEN
Day tooker
I just watched the movie Kill Switch and his wife gets killed at the end so he takes off to another house and has another wife and kids there and movie ends. Can anyone explain this?
>>69666218
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................well I'm sorry to hear that
Just watched it. Holy shit.
Don't lie motherfucker
>>69666005
It's leaked?
>>69666005
No shit Zack, you directed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWpUB_Xdqs
WE
>we want the urban market
>>69665738
>kebab removal
All I care about, in b4 muh white male masterminds, the old series did that too, and after S1 brought on more and more ethnicities to the castto kill off
>americans killing jihadis
I'm fine with this
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