Family Guy jokes that didn't miss the mark
That show has jokes?
>>69775099
Hello generation Z shit.
The Terri Schivo musical
>Clearly you've never made an omelette
>>69774770
Beat me by one foot
AHHH HELP ME TONY HE HAS AN OMELETTE
>>69774809
Is he not ashamed on wearing a 5'' heels?
I didn't know that I would rather be a manlet than a look guys I'm not a manlet xdd
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How would you fix supergirl to make it a better show?
>>69774741
Cancel it
>>69774741
Make it a porno, increase the amount of black male characters surrounding her, they're all in love with her and she can't decide who she wants to be with so she sleeps with each of them, then some of them at the same time, then all of them at once
>>69774741
90% of the shows runtime is gratuitous neck shots
Which Marvel flick you like the most /tv/?
>>69774661
None of them.
>>69774661
GotG
Spiderman 1 or 2
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>catched
>catched
>>69774201
Edge of Tomorrow or Live Die Repeat
She was crazy, are you dumb or something?
she was a woman for one
Not begin my gf
1- Pulp Fiction
2- Reservoir Dogs
3- Inglorious Basterds
4- Kill Bill 1
5- Kill Bill 2
6- Django Unchained
7- The Hateful Eight
8- Jackie Brown
9- Death Proof
>>69774133
Nope.
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>>69774133
>I'm desperate to be in the cool crowd
>>69774133
1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Kill Bill Film That Should Have Happened If Harvey Hadn't Fucked It Up
3. Reservoir Dogs
4. Hateful 8
5. Django Unchained
6.Inglorious Basterds
7. Jackie Brown
DNP: Death Proof because it was a mistake, and Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 because I'm still angry.
I promised myself that I won't kill myself before I see this film - this will be the last кинo I will ever see. Please don't let me down, Sir Ridley.
Yeah but first don't you think we should discuss the bonus situation?
>>69774093
If Prometheus is any indication it's going to be pretty but fucking dumb as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6vLCO7vRU
Who's excited for this?
no one
>>69774021
Literally nobody
Scream Queens >>>>>> Scream
>>69774021
The whole gang's back! Noah, Brooke, Audrey, Kieran, Jake, they're all here!
Should hopefully be as good as the firstonce they kill off fucking Emma and her mother immediately. Two woeful performances and horribly written characters that did everything possible to wreck an otherwise alright first series
Breaking Bad is a show about an ordinary white American man doing what he has to do to provide for his family, but he's basically the villain. Meanwhile, his "antagonist" is black, rich and successful, and is seen as mild mannered until the white man keeps pushing him and provoking him.
Basically white guy = bad, black guy = good.
Is Vince Gilligan Jewish? This is the exact kind of white genocide promoting nonsense that they're known for.
Here's your reply.
>>69773920
>doing what he has to do to provide for his family
Until he turns down his friends' money, proving that he just likes being important.
>Gus
>Black
you're retarded for many more reasons than this, but I'm lazy
Zod was right.
Jor El's reason for stealing the codex is centered around his disapproval of Zod's method of rebuilding Krypton, but Zod’s only condition was to eliminate the bloodlines that led to its collapse. I don’t see the problem here. Certainly not every Kryptonian could be reborn. I mean the ship that contained the Kryptonian breeding pods was only so big. And it’s not like Zod’s plan would prevent new elites from being born. Krypton had been breeding elites up until that point, after all, so isn't rewriting the parameters by which elites are born the logical thing to do? It seems to me that Jor’s actions were, dare I say it, acts of pure faith. In light of the superior options available to him I would argue that they were extremist.
Consider this: Zod ALREADY had the means to rebuild Krypton. An entire team of Kryptonian soldiers and scientists were at his command, and the movie makes it clear that they’re not dumb. Every Kryptonian we are shown seems to demonstrate some level of basic education. They even have medical practitioners. For Christ's sake, they re-purpose a flying jail cell into a fucking rocket ship. Growing some fetuses sounds like a cakewalk for these guys.
>>69773892
Kal, on the other hand, was not bred to be a scientist. Kal is just some ordinary Kryptonian. Who's to say he could rebuild Krypton on his own? Who's to say he could revive even a single Kryptonian? Even if he turned out to be intelligent who’s to say a myriad of different scenarios wouldn’t have played out that would have prevented Krypton’s rebirth? How could Jor have known that Kal would have found the ship? How would he have figured out that the codex was in his cells? ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
So let's take a look at the options here: turn over Krypton's genetic library to a team of trained professionals whose aim is to evacuate Krypton and rebuild it elsewhere or… stuff it in some random baby and shoot it to a planet filled with aliens.
And Jor El has the gall to claim that “this is a second chance for all of Krypton!” Where were you when Zod got screwed, /tv/?
le snapped neck omg xD
>>69773918
I assumed Jor El was more intent on creating a new krypton with human influence free of the ideas that collapsed Krypton in the first place
Is this going to be the LOTR of this decade?
Could it even dare I say it, surpass it?
more like Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie of this decade.
Lord of the rings: singlehandedly created western standard fantasy, everyone has copied it since forever.
Warcraft: some old fad vidya played by a bunch of basement dwellers with no real life. the farthest it ever got was WoW which has now been forgotten in the mists of time
Why did they change the orc woman's skin color for the poster
>over 12
>still considers filmography as a form of art and not as cheap entertainment for killing time
When are you going to grow up /tv/?
>>69773820
OP is 11
>>69773820
I only watch kinography
why is this considered capeshit again?
Why isn't it?
>>69773753
The guy has a cape
>>69773776
Heres a ciggie pupper!
I seen'it, AMA!
Whats a balcon?
>>69773684
So, do I have to leave the board for three weeks until I've seen it?
>>69773706
Name of the threatre probably
