Is this the Marvel flick of old movies?
It's basically quip after quip, one liner after one liner.
Billy Wilder made more quippy movies
>>69796092
No, because it's not forgettable fluff.
>>69796092
serious question,though, is there an uglier "lady killer" leading man than Humprey Bogart?
My friend just drew this and said it's a famous actor.
Can /tv/ name who it is?
Any british person
Any British person
Any British person
>CA:CW managed to cross the 1 billion mark in less than a month
>meanwhile BvS has been in cinemas for nearly 7 weeks and has grossed 870 million
>Civil War in its first week did already manage to make nearly 80% of Batman v Superman's box office
>mfw
>>69795689
>the ride, it never ends
DC did this to themselves.
The computer scenes in BvS will go down in history as some of the dumbest shit put into any of these blockbuster shitfests
BvS was a substantially better film, though.
>BvS getting critically panned
>Neon Demon getting critically panned
>Xmen getting critically panned
>Warcraft getting critically panned
>The Huntsman getting critically panned
>Zoolander 2 getting critically panned
>Knight of Cups getting critically panned
>Jane got a Gun getting critically panned
>The three best reviewed movies of the year are Zootopia, Jungle Book and Civil War
Everyone's getting rekt by Disney. This whole year has been a catastrophe lmao
Films like Knight of Cups aren't necessarily competing for the same audience as Star Wars.
>>69795583
there's a reason for this
Disney learns from their mistakes.
>>69796357
Disney gets high ratings due to
>feel good sentimentality
>muh quips
>progressive politics
>zero meaningful tension, which appeals to the infantile American public.
Bechdel test.
Opinion?
>>69795427
tumblr shit
>>69795489
I doubt tumblr was a big thing in 1985
>>69795427
The best movies on this list fail it?
Good to know
>Whedon won
>>69795393
Singer > every cape director working today
Bland crowd-pleasing quip fests vs true art
The kinography of Snyder and Singer infuriates film critics because they bring capeshit into the realm of high art, while cynics like Whedon simply revel in the most idiotic elements of the genre.
Post capekino ITT
I'll start
aaaaaaand that's it. there's only two.
>>69795321
The Rocketeer was better tbqh
MoS
Watchmen
Just finished watching and wow, I must say this wasgenuinely the most overhyped waste of time I have ever bothered to see.
I mean people say that Dragon Ball Z has a history of filler garbage, but damn, this one takes the cake. There are like 5 episodes that have any real value, the rest are pretty stagnant and uselss. So much so if you removed most of them, you'd still get the jist of what was going on. It isn't bad, but it sure as hell isn't good. It is just somthing to watch. I tried watching it in different ways. Psychologically, casually, etc. And in the end I came out of it wishing I spent my time being productive. The acting is meh. I didn't ever feel like I was immersed as I would in other shows, I felt like, "Okay, get on with it" the whole time. I read up, saw explanations, and still came out with listening some self righteous pricks thinking this is the Mona Lisa of TV, when it probably is something a millenial hipster painted.
The only things that were mildly interesting were the war flashbacks and the time period. And right here you think Oh you only like action, no. I like talk, I like actual progression of a storyline, and the war flashbacks were the only thing that did progress. Everything else was just meh. Like seriously, this shit was so predictable. It always went Don does something questionable (affair, decisions, etc.), it ends badly, Don becomes emo, Don is enlightened, rinse and repeat. People call Snyder a hack when a guy like Weiner is running about?
Oh but look at the characters they say. I hated everyone on the show. EVERY LAST ONE OF EM. Not because I got worked. Because they are boring as shit. I could write a book about how shit character development was, and before you try to "correct" me, really think deep about it. The development was weak as hell.
I came out of this with nothing but boredom and quite frankly feel quite upset that I wasted all this time watching it to the end. Am I wrong /tv/?
>>69795221
>I Have Shit Taste: The Post
hahahahahahaha
i legitimately feel bad for you
that you honestly have these opinions
you're missing out by not having this click
>>69795221
>I could write a book about how shit character development was
You could also write a book about what it's like living with a sub 80 iq
>Fall of the Resistance
My sides
>working title
Are the resistance the bad guys in this new universe?
>working title
You mean like Blue Harvest?
Well?
>>69795170
That's the secret cap, I'm always making shitty low-effort capeshit threads on /tv/ because I'm secretly a redditer and want to turn the board into as much of a cesspool as possible.
>>69795170
Marginally agitated
>Scruffalo
Did he kill Tony Sopranos?
>>69795067
no but he parked the car al de wai ova dere
>>69795568
kek
>>69795568
That shit was so convenient for Ralphie.
>This is the main villain of the new Ghostbusters
How can people actually defend this shit?
>>69795005
What Sega saturn game is this?
>>69795005
Who is it supposed to be?
Casper the Unfriendly Ghost?
>>69795005
He looks like a boss in a fucking Banjo Kazooie game.
Reminder that everything was his fault
>gave Ash an excuse to let Kane back on board
>lost his shit in the air shaft
Could you have done better?
>>69795453
Go to bed Dallas's ghost
>>69794680
The air shaft was Lambert's fuckup.
Lambert is a navigator. of a space ship. Xir whole fucking job is to read 2D displays and accurately model 3D flight paths, coordinates, etc.
And yet Lambert couldn't figure out that the fucking 2D display Xhe was reading was modeling 4D time-space movement. And Xir panicking voice got in Dallas' head, contributing to his wrong turn and his death.
I suppose as captain, the buck does stop with Dallas, though. Ignoring protocol, etc. But they had a plant inside to ensure that things continued in the wrong direction, no matter what.
what happened?
>married a nigger
>everything after whenever Midnight Run came out
>>69794635
They took her.
>people are comparing this masterpiece with 'The Babadook' and 'It follows'
Why are all horror fans such plebs?
The VVitch thread, I guess.
Some of the best cinematography I've ever seen. Also, genuinely creepy at parts which is more than I can say for any other horror film in the past decade.
Because it's a fucking pleb genre where the scariest movies are also usually the most cheesiest/outlandish ones with unnatural antogonists. It's comparable to Child's Play too, get butt hurt faggot.
garbage, boring, pretentious without being "interesting in any way", ending that only 15-year-olds would find good.
i miss anything? main actress was cute.
