The only good part of Civil War.
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
LOOOOOOOL I'VE NEVER CLAPPED SO HARD ON A MOVIE
>>69900464
>clapping at a movie
wtf?
>>69900464
>Europoor Achmed never played sports
Figures.
>Sansa scenes
shit
>Arya scenes
good
>Bran scenes
good (besides the wolf death)
>Ironborn scenes
shit
>Dany scene
good
>Varys scene
meh
This is objectively the best opinion. Prove me wrong
>Protip: you cant
>>69899768
you're dumb op
arya = shit
ironborn = dank
varys= always great
HOW ABOUT YOU HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR YOU RETARD
>>69899848
I enjoyed the play scene, reminded me of the earlier seasons
What's the best Vice doc?
atlanta or chief keef one
North Korean Labor Camps. The Fish is great.
This thread is for unusual cinema experiences. Please do not hesitate to share.
>go to local cinema to watch Angry Bird
>step inside the lobby as the smell of burning hair and meat hits my nostrils
>usher takes out a knife and slices open my palm after I buy my ticket
>another employee leads me to my seat as I try to keep the blood from spilling everywhere
>endless hallways, an empty seat appearing every minute or so
>it is getting darker and darker. the floor slopes downward. the employee is crying, silently
>"here's your seat, sir"
>I down sit quietly on my stool as she recedes into the inky black
>silence but for her diminishing sobs and maybe a faint drilling(?) through the wall
>ten minutes later another small woman walks into the room. she looks very sick
>she tells me that I'm in her seat
>I show her my ticket and bloody hand
>her face crumbles inward, becoming something pale and wormlike
>I run back through the hallway. going back the way I came yet it still slopes downward. farther down
>the drilling sound is growing louder
didn't even get a refund
>>69899703
That's straight Lovecraft shit right there nigga
I'm impressed.
I was taken to the cinema gas chambers once
I survived miraculously, but the gas was real
It was real for me
I have a rather similar moviegoing experience
>Accompanying my sister to Get Hard
>the glass doors leading into the cinema have been replaced with towering wooden double doors the kind that belong on the entrance of a Gothic castle
>they're locked
>I try to alert the ticket-seller, but the booth is empty.
>*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
>My sister has taken the lion-shaped knocker and rapped on the heavy doors
>they open with a yawning creak
>an unsettling song, like a dusty recording of carnival music, floats through the passage
>an ominous presentiment settles in my bones as I creep through the opening
>As I stand wondering at the pall of darkness shrouding the usually bright lobby the door closes behind us
>my sister takes off ahead seemingly unperturbed by the unnatural darkness
>I yell at her to wait but she disappears into the shade
>I hurry towards the only source of light in the entire building, the dull & sullen glow of the concessions area, devoid of any customers, in the hope of finding help
>I stammer an explanation to the lone employee at the counter
>he makes no movement, not even a twitch in his face.
>squinting through the darkness I realize he's only a cardboard cut-out of a theater employee
>startled, I take a step back & stumble over something
>Where moments ago there was nothing now a line of cardboard customers stand behind me wearing impatient scowls
>they've formed a queue that stretches so long I can't see the end of it
>panic swells inside me and I take off in the direction my sister rushed
>a light at the end of a corridor
>I run for a what must have been at least 2 miles, you say it is impossible but I know it is true.
>I make out the dim glow of an EXIT sign
>I rush through the doors to see my sister waiting & I spring to lift her off her feet in inexpressible relief
>My hands rush through air where her back should be
I still have her here in my room. The cardboard cut-out of my little sister.
Where is he now?
On twitch.tv and talks to Reckful sometimes
>>69899633
I suspect you are him.
he grew up
no wait
>SPOILER ALERT
>SPOILER ALERT
>SPOILER ALERT
So...what about the fucking X Magneto made at the final fight? That was cheesy as fuck and you know it
>>69899597
But sweet dreams are made of this.
>>69899597
maybe he never felt power like that before?
>LET'S JUST FUCKING FORGET THIS HAPPENED IN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
How do you go from this?
to this?
TO this
turns out when you cast kids because they look really young for their age they turn into weird looking adults
Why do studios keep casting GoT actors after they prove in GoT that theyre atrocious actors? Xmen was actually decent except every scene that comtained this unwatchable bitch.
Also storm waifu af
>>69899362
look at this doode
>I know that actor! Theyre from my favourite TV show! Ill go see this movie now!
It was never about how good they were, if you see this move being pulled its a sign that the movie will not be very good, because theyre thinking in terms of marketting and not the actual movie when casting.
>>69900574
This
How will he die?
>>69899207
Overdose. It discredits him as a junkie post-mortem. Who knows what sort of crazy lies he made up.
at the age of 80, faded into obscurity
He isn't the first person to come out and say it, you know.
Thoughts?
>>69899193
EDGY
>edgy
Good message, bad delivery.
What's the best cooking show?
Giadas big fucking tits and little hard pebble nipples.
Also triple D
1. Good Eats
2. Diners Drive Ins and Dives
3. Barefoot Contessa
4. Brunch at Bobby's
5. Iron Chef
>>69899130
JUST
Discuss how they will fuck this up, how the Jew's did this, and how bad the movie will bomb.
Discuss Aunt Mays wily snatch
>sony
its doomed
>>69899007
She looks way to fuckable for aunt may.
what does /tv/ think of The Adjustment Bureau?
is it good? did you like Emily Blunt? Matt Damon? is it meme?
I like it
Not bad. Not good either.
I like her chin
X-Men - 8/10
X2: X-Men United - 8.5/10
X-Men: The Last Stand - 5/10
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 5/10
X-Men: First Class - 9/10
The Wolverine - 8/10
X-Men: Days of Future Past - 9/10X-Men: Days of Future Past: The Rouge Cut- 9.3/10
Deadpool -9/10
haven't seen the new one due to being located in burgerland.
although from what I've heard, I'm sure it'll be a decent flick.
their all shit lmao
>>69898770
X-Men - 8/10
X2: X-Men United - 9/10
X-Men: The Last Stand - 4/10
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 6/10
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Workprint - 8/10
X-Men: First Class - 9/10
The Wolverine - 7/10
X-Men: Days of Future Past - 8/10
Deadpool - 9/10
op threading/ his own thread with perfect ratings for each. no complaintsmaybe x-men needs to be lower
Will Dune EVER get a proper adaptation?
>>69898616
Nope.
What is Dune about?
>>69898716
Space Opera.
Too much plot to go into, just read the books and/or kill yourself.
