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Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
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act
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edge of tomorrow
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>>69968748
Live Die Repeat

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Reminder that if /tv/ existed when the star wars movies came out, it would shit on it the same way it does with 'cape shit' today. Star Wars was basically viewed as the capeshit of its time when it came out.
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Thanks for that painfully obvious observation. What's next? Water is wet?
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I don't understand Star Wars fans at all. I like Star Wars the most because of the videogames. I hated Episode 7. I really liked that comic where Luke and Mara Jade get married. I liked Jar Jar and the Ewoks. Episode 1 is my second favorite in the saga.
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>>69968458
We would remember it fondly years later, after the movies of the future went full retard.

http://halloweenmovies.com/john-carpenter-returns-to-halloween/

>John Carpenter, the multiple award-winning and legendary filmmaker and creator of the original Halloween films, will return to the franchise as executive producer on a new production of the iconic horror movie, it was jointly announced today by MIRAMAX® and Trancas International Films — MIRAMAX® and Blumhouse Productions will co-finance development and production, with Malek Akkad serving as producer under his Trancas banner and Jason Blum producing for Blumhouse. MIRAMAX®, which holds worldwide distribution rights, will determine its theatrical distribution partner at a future date.

>John Carpenter said: “38 years after the original Halloween I’m going to help to try to make the 10th sequel the scariest of them all.”

How do you feel about this, /tv/? What's your favorite film of his? Are you going to see him on his tour?
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>"Michael Myers is not a character," Carpenter said at an event announcing the deal. "He's not a person. He's a force of nature. He's one part human and one part supernatural."

Rob Zombie B T F O
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Someone needs to post Based del Toro going HAM on twitter last night

https://storify.com/tvaziri/guillermo-del-toro-s-tweetstorm-about-john-carpent
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thats great

even if its half as good as the original Halloween, it'll take a huge shit all over Rob Zombie's horrible movies.

Seriously though, fuck this shithead.

I wanted to see more flashbacks.

Also shouldn't the Raven have told him, "Don't go vision questing by yourself, you could get grabbed by the Night King and fuck everything up."

Seems kind of important.
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all part of the plan bro
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>>69968331
PLOT TWIST

Ned knew Joffers was gonna kill him. He was told by Three Eyed Bran to die, to set up the chain of events that lead to King Stark.

But Bran will also think
"Hmm, better kill the Children so that they don't make White Walkers", inadvertently creating the White Walkers.

IT ALL BEGINS WITH BRAN
IT ALL ENDS WITH BRAN

BRAN

B R A N
R
A
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Keep this in the general, it's there for a reason.
Your every thought doesn't deserve a thread.

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Rate last 5 movies you saw:

Nostalghia: 3.5/5
Star Wars: The Force Awakens 4.5/5
Krampus: 2.5/5
10th Cloverfield Lane: 3.5/5
Neighbours:3.5/5
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>>69968238

Louder than Bombs 4/5
The Witch 5/5
High-Rise 5/5
Ashby 2/5
10 Cloverfield Lane3.5/5
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The Cable Guy - 6.25/10
9 Songs - 3.5/10
Branded - 3/10
Overnight (2003) - 6/10
Our Kind of Traitor - 5/10
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>Zootopia
4/10
>Inside Out
8/10
>The VVitch
6/10
>You're Next
3.5/10
>Freddy Got Fingered
6.5/10

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Do you think the critics will all praise it?
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>>69968207
i'm torn on this. people have been saying the movie is good, and people have been saying it's painfully average. paris premiere is in an hours time so hopefully we might hear some things.
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>>69969771
Yeah it is killing me to hear one Critic review.

We better not have to wait til after June 10 to hear something
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I think it will get good reviews, but it will be very very difficult for it to be a mainstream box office success in the USA.

Just doesn't have the name recognition of most blockbuster adaptations.

Shame, because i'd like to see the two other warcraft movies that Duncan Jones has planned.

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What makes a film 10/10 for you?
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Quips
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it needs to be edgy
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The ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather

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So how many times do you think he got raped?
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>>69968201
he didn't
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>>69968201
why does it matter?
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>>69968201

Fibbing again, eh Mr Frodo?

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Solid 7.5/10, would have liked more.
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liked more what?
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>>69968190
My bad, i meant i would have liked for it to last longer.
I had some very good vibes a la "the thing" with all the doubting between the characters.
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>>69968190
I was a big fan of the first one, went to the cinema the on the premiere and I almost fell asleep... that ending was disrespecful 4.5/10

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I want to persuade a normie as fuck friend to watch Game of Thrones so I can have someone to talk about it. Do I start normally with S1 or do I catch his interest by showing him "Hardhome", "Blackwater", or "The Mountain and the Viper"?
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>Do I start with the first season or should I just show him episodes in random order and let him guess what is going on.
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>>69968233
Not random ones. Just one of them.
It's retarded I know, but I'm only counting on getting his attention.
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>>69968171
Game of Thrones is normie as fuck now. Just start with season 1. There are enough boobs and craziness to bring them in to the shit that is the rest of the series.

>In a prolonged sequence, two men hide from hitmen inside the vagina of an elephant, but as they are about to leave a male elephant comes up and penetrates the female elephant, while the men are still inside her vagina. Inside both men struggle to keep away from the large erect trusting penis of the male. One man leans out and and tickles the male elephants testicles so he will achieve orgasm faster. Eventually, as the male elephant ejaculates, one of the men is covered with the elephants semen. As the men try to escape, a second elephant afterwards comes and you see its penis too inside of the elephant, once again ejaculating on the second man. This is then implied to be repeated many more times. The two men are later seen having a bath together, to wash the elephant sperm off. This is extreamly exaggerated and played for laughs, however if you have not seen Sacha Baron Choen's other films, you may be shocked a little by this scene.
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>>69968149
Seems like a very funny flick, if you're 14.
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>sacha baron cohen film employs overblown shock humour

wow that's really unexpected and noteworthy, definitely worth making a thread about
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>>69968149

Seems like an attempt to one up the rhino scene in Ace Ventura.

I'm not sure if it does.

>13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG

>13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG

>13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
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>tfw this film is amaranth approved
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Jenna is getting wetter by the second

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Tremors!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7-tBuEoq4
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Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of Jessi's biological clock slowly ticking away. At the age of 33, she only has two short years before the risk of miscarriage, birth defects, and sterility rapidly rise.

For years Jessi kept her biological imperative stored deep down in the back of her mind.. but as all eventually women find, the sound will grow louder and louder - a horrifying cacophony of guilt and regret will fill her every thought - eventually deafening even the most unfit or unwilling of women.

Tick. Tock. Tick! Tock!

Her latest disappearance is no coincidence. The flood of nasty comments she read about her exploding weight and fading youth have grown so heavy that she can no longer find the strength to appear in front of the camera. Combined with her distress over her fleeting chance at motherhood, Jessi will most likely "find herself" in the coming months. She will stay out partying with her girlfriends later and later each night, making new "friends" and dancing with strangers to feel beautiful again. Mike will have his suspicions, but he isn't man enough to contain forays into the Milwaukee night. He'll wonder who her new friends "Tyrese" and "Jamal" are, and why Jessi texts them so late into the night. This desperate search for self-affirmation and a more virile buck (no, Mike is not the man she expected him to become) will lead to a path of self destruction and ruin. And just like that, her brief moment in the internet's spotlight will dim and sputter - a poetic reflection of her life - and she will vanish never to be seen again.

A failed singer, a failed actress, and soon to be failed mother. Jessica Nakles. Age 33.

Tick! Tock! TICK! TOCK!!
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>>69967999

Nice trips

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Zootopia coat tails incoming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvjmt4pwtdg
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>>69967914
Cancer
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>>69968302
0:54
kill me
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>>69967914
>the apes are criminals
>pig is cucking her husband with the german swine
im getting mixed messages here

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Why is his filmography so shitty? What are some Kiefer Sutherland essential kino?

I thought he was our guy. Why isn't he discussed here more?
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we jack bauer now
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The Phantom Pain
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He's not a character actor like his Dad.

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