>called The Lobster
>no lobster in the film
>>70192066
dumb frogposter
>>70192066
>called the green room
>none of rooms are green
>called kino
>no gaysex in sight
What is your favorite podcast to listen to while watching movies?
>>70192050
i prefer to read while i watch movies
live episodes are cancer. the crowd laughs at anything so they become less funny than we're than trying to make each other laugh
>>70192250
This tb.h. I usually mute the movie as well since it distracts my reading
Anyone still watching this in 2016?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrM3x6tp7M
>We got an 85 Ford Ranger, it's falling apart, rusting, and has duct tape for a tail gate. Any ideas guys? What's the most important thing we should work on?
>How about a Gamecube lounge area in the back with a sofa
>>70192017
Actually watched this for the first time on new years day, 2016. I was amazed how almost every addition to the car was basically just another threatening distraction to the driver.
Also, didn't they end up charging the kids for all the parts/work on the car? I heard everyone who was on this show got screwed and had to sell the car a few weeks later
>>70192469
They used to just paint the car and add shit inside of it, but never do anything under the hood.
So the car would still be in shitty shape even though it "looks good (barf)"
>>70192017
>not pimped out with spice orange GameCube to match
Absolutely disgusting
Does anyone care about the Narnia movies?
They got me to read books as a kid.
I quite like them. I feel like had they been made nowadays and not as this weird result of LOTR and Harry Potter, it could have been done differently and perhaps better.
I'm kind of annoyed we never got far enough in the film series to see Susan not go to Heaven cause she became a hedonistic whore, though.
Great movies. Really underrated. That big tiger was baller af.
Why can't DC make a good superhero movie?
It's not that hard the material is all right there yet they keep fucking it up.
MoS and BvS are better than any MCU film.
>>70191978
No one can make a good superhero movie. Content from visual novels designed for children learning to read will never make a fulfilling movie no matter how much you try to stretch it.
>>70192073
No.
Which one are you most like?
Mac
>>70191895
Think like Frank, look like Dennis, get treated like Charlie. Life's weird, man.
None of them really. Maybe a mix of Dennis/Mac/Charlie/Country Mac/the guy that eats the macaroni
Post your five favorite movies and guess something about the person who posted above you. Ill start...In no order my favorite films are
1.Angelas Ashes
2.Green Mile
3.Shawshank redemption
4.Sandlot
5.Serpico
come on people
>>70191883
Not in any order
1. For a few dollars more
2. Death wish 3
3. White heat
4. Maltese falcon
5. Key largo
>>70193533
lol read the directions man
I didn't feel bad when he went back to the joint
he was a cunt and got what he deserved
that "boring 747" joke was gold
Neither did I, fuck Feech.
Just saw pic related earlier today, didnt even realize such a thing existed. Expected some SFX to say "Fuckin Muliyan!" or something. "SHUT TO DOOAH" "She was an innocent creature!"
>>70191953
> "SHUT TO DOOAH"
>I'm just coming for my files, Marty
>>70191621
>I'm just coming in 3 pumps on your wifes fat bottom marty
>I'm just coming to terms with the second season being so bad that there won't be a third marty.
>>70191659
Lol
Anyone have a webm of this scene
So will Batman just murder people throughout all his films now?
Synder has really implemented a trait onto a character which DC can't take back unless they reboot Batman again, which it looks like they wont.
So are you ok that from now on Batman is a killer?
Yeah hopefully the no kill rule he has is dumb as fuck.
>>70191614
I'm not paying a cent to watch anything from this universe until they reboot it.
The DCEU is dead.
Bury it.
Consider this mercy.
>>70191614
>So will Batman just murder people throughout all his films now?
You didn't watch the movie, isn't it?
>Captain America and his team go on an unsactioned mission on foreign soil based on evidence deemed circumstancial, because they believe it's the right thing to do and red tapping would only slow them down.
>Get arrested by Iron Man and thrown into a supermax that violates all of their constitutional rights.
>Iron Man and his team go on an unsactioned mission on foreign soil based on evidence deemed circumstancial, because they believe it's the right thing to do and red tapping would only slow them down.
>Faces no legal repercussions.
Iron Man? More like Iron Hypocrite.
>>70191595
He realized he was wrong.
>>70191595
His hypocrisy is inversely proportional to his height.
>>70191595
>I accidentally inconsistencies again
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
I think we can all agree that Belle and Beast and miscast as fuck. Who would /tv/ cast for Belle and Beast?
Cameron Dove and Shane Diesel
>>70191475
Keep Emma Watson but cast Idris Elba as Beast
>>70191524
KEK
But really
>>70191551
Nah that'd retarded
First Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner, now Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
So who's next?
ezra miller is a prime candidate for AIDS diagnosis
dont forget that henry has had 2 break ups while being superman
>>70191204
Justice requires sacrifice.
What is this?
>>70191178
It's a can of peaches, sir.
>>70191216
Anon thinks this is a can of peaches. That's is incorrect, virgin, your weekend pass is canceled.
OP. OP, we salute the meme, not the shitpost.
What went right?
Martin Freeman was casted well. Otherwise it was a fucking shitshow
>>70191166
the Riddles in the Dark segment and nothing else.
Smaug was well done but then they ended the 2nd part on a cliffhanger that ended in the first 5 minutes of the third movie a year later
