Hey, first time /trv/ poster, currently on vacation. I just had to post this.
German Tourist
> Gets up at 5 in the morning
> entire family uncomplainingly eats a quick breakfast
> happily chats with locals
> spends hours hiking through jungle and mountains to reach viewing area
> once there takes 5 photos and spends a good 45 minutes admiring view
> hikes back, happy with how day has gone
> buys small, local keepsake
> returns home at 11 after experiencing local nightlife
American Tourist
> Gets up at 10
> drags down family to catch last few minutes of Continental Breakfast
> 'why is all the good food gonnnnnnnne'
> avoids all foreigners except when necessary
> books expensive-ass minibus tour
> gets bussed to destination in climate, controlled box
> takes 40 photos in 5 minutes then leaves
> gets expensive as hell 'souvenir'
> spends rest of day watching cable with totally exhausted family
Japanese Tourist
> emerges from shadows
> talks in fast-forward
> takes thousands of photos in seconds
> vanishes
> you will never see him again
Prove me wrong
You forgot something about the German tourist
>speaks only in german and only interacts with other Germans for the entirety of the trip
Swedes are guilty of this as well
German tourists annoyed the hell out of me when I was backpacking in New Zealand. I keked every time I heard one of them had their campervan looted by maoris.
>>1112958
You forgot to mention these
>>1113011
Are you me?
Especially the fact that they talk German when in mixed company, really really REALLY pissed me off. Its just so fucking rude.
And I can even understand German myself.
>>1112958
> Gets up at 5 in the morning
So that's how these fuckers always have their towels already on the beach
OP is Polish and he doesn't even hate the Germans this much.
>Chinese tourists
>Indian tourists
>Thai tourists
they are loud, disrespectful to the place and never ever know how to stay in line.
>>1113217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s8wPPmwhk
>Brazilian tourists (girls)
>stay in bed all day
>browse Facebook
>go out drinking at 7
Repeat
