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2016-05-09 18:26:53 Post No. 1112958
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2016-05-09 18:26:53
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Hey, first time /trv/ poster, currently on vacation. I just had to post this.
German Tourist
> Gets up at 5 in the morning
> entire family uncomplainingly eats a quick breakfast
> happily chats with locals
> spends hours hiking through jungle and mountains to reach viewing area
> once there takes 5 photos and spends a good 45 minutes admiring view
> hikes back, happy with how day has gone
> buys small, local keepsake
> returns home at 11 after experiencing local nightlife
American Tourist
> Gets up at 10
> drags down family to catch last few minutes of Continental Breakfast
> 'why is all the good food gonnnnnnnne'
> avoids all foreigners except when necessary
> books expensive-ass minibus tour
> gets bussed to destination in climate, controlled box
> takes 40 photos in 5 minutes then leaves
> gets expensive as hell 'souvenir'
> spends rest of day watching cable with totally exhausted family
Japanese Tourist
> emerges from shadows
> talks in fast-forward
> takes thousands of photos in seconds
> vanishes
> you will never see him again
Prove me wrong
