>Stay in 30 dollar a night hotels in Vietnam
>free razors and toothbrushes galore!
>Stay in $100 a night 5 star hotels in 'Nam
>fuck all complimentary toiletries
...yeah. Anyway, hotel/hostel stories thread? any good stories?
>>1052138
Even worse is
$50 hotel
>here's your complimentary wifi password sir
$200 hotel
>wifi is only $14.99 per night sir, would you like to purchase?
>>1052247
Even though it's a dick move, it doesn't happen if you have a loyalty card.
>>1052247
This is the worst. I stayed at a Clarion in Prague and they wanted €10 extra for WiFi, €10 for coffee/tea facilities (literally a kettle and tea bags/coffee) and had zip tied the mini bar so I couldn't use the fridge. In Prague you could spend a whole day sightseeing for less than €25.
An expensive hotel may just assume you don't need a free toothbrush.
>>1052138
Not really. Did splurge to stay a couple of nights in the Metropol in Hanoi -- they fucked up my "free transfer from airport," which was OK, I know how to catch a damn cab, but they felt bad and gave me a room upgrade to a very nice suite.
Shit was comfy, I want to be rich.
>>1052247
Got free breakfast and WIFI for 2 euro per night in a Jordanian hostel. Had to share my dorm with two gorgeous French chicks.
>hotels
LEL
>Go to Monte-Carlo
>have bags carried to the front desk
>bellboy carries my stuff to my room
>after having spent less than four minutes in the hotel, head outside
>the doorman outside says "Have a nice day, Mr. Anon" as he closes the door behind me
I don't know how they communicated my name to the doorman that fast. Maybe a radio?
Either way, it was a nice touch.
>>1052300
Is that in the Financial District?
>Bus tour through NZL
>Make really good friends with an interesting lesbo chick
>Meet this other girl
>In the same 8 bed dorm as both
>We get drunk that night
>Back at the hostel i jump in her bed, the lesbian chick is underneath and shes sober and fully awake
>Im drunk AF
>She starts strokin it and i tell her "Careful i havent busted a nut in 3 weeks"
>Hear kek's from underneath
>I freak out and say "i dont think i can do this shit"
>Get back in my bed
>Next day the lesbo chick just looks and me with a grin and never spoke to me again
It has never felt so awkward to look at another person
>>1052247
This is SO TRUE. Fucking pisses me off after having splurged on a 5star. I just end up going to a bar next door or something to use free wifi.
>>1052896