ERP Thread
Mating press is the best edition
Previous thread >>905034
>>912872
Miyafuji on the scene!
Surely you all attended Lemmy Kilmister's funeral?
>>912872
>Mating press
...where's Kurisu when I need her?
>>912901
Kurisu is here.
>>912897
Apparently I need to attend Chaika's.
>>912918
I think it's time we do our duty to repopulate this barren world.
>>912756
Mmm, don't stop there, make sure you get a good whiff of my raw scent, and scrape up all the dirty cheese under my foreskin~
(repost)
>takes deep breath
Nothing like that new thread smell.
Hello everyone~
>>912938
>Feeds Mapo Tofu
>>912897
I wasn't invited because I'm not part of the cool kids club.
>>912864
"For you, maybe. Trixie isn't going to be the next Jared!"
>>912888
"Well, nobody's voice is! She thanks you, anyway. Trixie's voice is unique and recognizable!"
>>912973
"Hello, Princess."
Sorry anon! Real life happened
I was looking forward to cleaning your smegma too
>>912925
>Apparently I need to attend Chaika's.
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
>>912927
You start.
>>912938
Why do you keep looking at me like that?
>>912954
>Eats Mapo Tofu
Good.
>>913012
Well, er...
>He grimaces, with his ears twitching and eyes squinting. Awkward shuffles, a hand brought up so his finger may scratch his nose's tip. Then, he gulps, flashing red across his face, from ear to ear, and thrusts out his hand.
K-kurisu! Will you...repopulate this world with me!?
>>913002
Of course not. You don't have a footlong like Jared.
>>913002
Hello Trixie~ How ae you?
>>913028
I made it myself~ I'm glad you like it
I am erect
Who wants a copy of Ring Runner? o3o
>>913037
You're scaring me.
>Trump waltzes in after a long day of campaigning and plops down on his leather recliner with a loud sigh. He props his feet up on the coffee table and with what little strength he has left he leans forward and removes both of his shoes with a loud "Plop!" as they fall onto the hardwood floor. Now that his feet are finally free from their prison after such an exhausting day, he wiggles his toes to stretch and air them out.
Aaaah.. Much better...
Now if only someone would give ol' Trump a foot massage..
>>913088
Sh-shut up!
>He blazes crimson across his cheeks, eyes welling up in tears as he seizes back his hand. A fist forms, one which he brings to his chest and, as he twists his head down and away from her, it trembles against his breast. He swallows, and then looks up to the sky, his eyes shining with the innocence of a thousand pre-schoolers seeing a puppy roll in a field of daisies.
I...I'm afraid too, but...we must! Maybe we won't find love, but...we'll do our duty!
>>913002
Yes, your voice is recognizable.
I bet your moans are great during sex.
>>913173
>>913164
Mettaton anon probably.
>>913164
You're gonna get the gaster blasters.
>>913116
Stop.
Anyway, let's make this a metal thread. I'll start with some GWAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0AIywGCH84
>>913116
>Innocence in ERP.
My sides...
>>913233
>GWAR
>metal
>>913243
My avatar is innocent
Needs discord link because of a stupid bitch
>>913245
What the fuck?
>>913266
Poppy, you're just a Discord circlejerker, not innocent.
>>913285
Not going to talk to me your not going to talk to anybody else
>>913292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfxLLWX8TM8
>>913285
What happened?
>>913306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPNOIK_kBx4
>>913299
I am talking to you
>>913322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OShyEB5ZUBc
>>913332
No you aren't your ignoring me like always
>>913336
>BURZUM
>BURZUM
>BURZUM
>BURZUM
>BURZUM
IN THE TRASH
GONE
YOU
IN
RECYCLE BIN
>>913285
https://discordapp.com/channels/99055088584105984/133866415760474113
There you go~
>>913339
>your
>>913359
Maybe now you'll go back into your kitchen, like a good girl.
>>913361
Thanks, now I'm going to troll the fuck out of all of you!
>>913403
Go for it. They ruin the threads anyway.
>>913040
"Right! She has a footlong plus two inches."
>>913047
"Great and Powerful!"
>>913138
"You would be correct!"
>>913367
Not a good idea right now ijs
>>913047
Share?
>>913372
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>913415
>Giggles
So cute~
>>913426
>Smiles
Sure, I made a lot of it~
>>913437
>>913460
Can we at least agree Andrew WK is good?
>>913465
>>913465
Nice rp avafag
>>>/hungergames/
>>>/killyourself/
>>913485
Who the fuck wants to go to a hunger games thread? Those are horrible.
>>913478
Then you agree.
>>913443
"Trixie is NOT cute."
>>913519
Yes you are~ Such a cutie~~
>>913500
Shut the fuck up
>>913588
chew faster
>>913588
Don't ever reply to me ever again.
>>913541
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS SEXUAL MAGIC INCARNATE! She is not a small, pug puppy in a Christmas sweater!"
>>913635
You're cuter than one
>>913656
>>913656
Forgot image desu
>>913593
>>913588
>>913618
>>913635
So adorable~
>>913644
Precisely~
>>913415
>cute boy kneels in front of you
Your highness.
>rises
I heard that there was a beautiful woman around here with a package. You're beautiful. Do you have a package, Miss Trixie?
>>913667
And you Princess are simply breathtaking.
>>913664
I find this strangely erotic...
>>913667
>sucks your horn
>>913697
I'll chew your dick off if it pleases you.
>>913697
Cum for me, desu
>>913662
Why is your chin so pointy?
>>913644
>>913667
"Nothing - NOTHING is cuter than this. Not even Trixie. She begs her pardons, Princess!"
>>913683
Trixie glares at the young boy kneeling in front of her. "And who the hell are you?"
>>913722
Aww Trixie~ I like this side of you. You should do let your soft side come out more often.
>>913719
Why is your anime so shit, you underdeveloped, forgotten piece of edgy trash? Satsuki is a million times better than you in every way and actually meant something. Your father is fucking dead and you're stuck in a low budget Japanese piece of garbage. Fuck you.
>>913749
Whoa..
>>913756
What?!
>>913696
Oh my~ Why thank you~
>>913722
Such a cutie~
>>913749
Oh my~...Shots fired~
It's official, ERP is dead for the night.
Everyone go home. Just Kurisu, some HG faggot, and Trixie.
>>913741
>>913777
"NO."
>>913777
I'm sorry for being so aggressive in your presence, Princess Celestia.
>>913782
D-don't leave
>sucks your dick
>>913782
This saddens me a bit, I was kinda looking forward to hectic fun hours before going to sleep myself.
I'm all sorts of confused here.
>>913763
N-nothing, you're hot when you're mad...
>>913777
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>breathes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>breathes again
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oh btw worship me~
>>913816
>sucks your horn
>>913812
O-Oh.. Thank you!
>>913812
Redheads are always hot
>>913793
Yes~
>>913795
Nothing to be sorry for hun~ There are many who enjoy aggressive women
>>913812
Impostor.
>>913827
Compliment successful!
Initiating seduction!
>flips my skirt
>>913833
They don't call'em fire crotch for nothin.
>>913900
Leaky pants
>>913912
You have to try harder than that.
Mornin'!
>>913934
>staaaare
Geh! What a tough broad.
Your nose should be bleeding at least, what kinda high level perversion do you possess?
Very lazy, sleepy day today....
good sunday all around <3
>>913722
I'm an innocent on a quest to find a woman with a package to give to me. I have on good authority that you're a woman with a package.
>>913937
Hello~
>>913973
>Slaps that gorgeous ass
Yes it is~
>>913973
>cuts off your ponytail
>>913972
I need the full thing, babe~
>>913973
*hurls brick*
>>913973
Hello, pretty Princess Peach!
Let's do a hunger games
>>913973
Peach!
Are you here to save the night?~
>Miyafuji asked with glimmering eyes.
>>914027
I start frst. I kill the black next to me.
>>914000
*knocks down door*
hi its me goku
>>913810
I know. It sucks, Miya-chan.
>>913894
"No, Princess."
>>913937
"Good Morning, Tobi."
>>913973
"Peach! Have you heard the news? Trixie is Queen of these threads now! it;s okay to be jealous."
>>913982
"You call yourself innocent when you're actively looking a for a good pounding by a shemale?"If that's the case, should Trixie call herself pure and not-rapey?"
>>914046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek4ebhCWxQM
>>914000
W-what? That's too hardcore.
I'm a pure woman.
>>914072
Then why are you trying to get some action with someone as lewd as me?
>>914067
http://youtu.be/URLxMEpc7Wg
>>913989
>I laugh and rub my eyes
Yeah...sundays make me feel like sitting in bed with a bunch of blankets and doing nothing <3
>>914024
Hello Anon...you look rather cute today~
>>914036
The night needs saving?
>>914054
Queen? I'm still princess, so I don't really mind <3
>>914072
>takes your purity
>>913989
Ah, you're the.. erm.. Princess celestia aren't you?
Hello there!
>Proceeds to take a picture of you as you slap Peach's behind
>>914054
Mornin', Trixie~ Looking fabulous again I see!
>>914091
>takes pantsu
Heya thread, how we all doing tonight? I just got back from chilling with my friends for the night and I'm feeling good
>>914072
Dekomori~!
>>914113
>takes your stuffed animal
>>914091
Indeed~ And maybe with some company~
>>914106
Indeed I am, it's nice too meet you~
>>914113
*presses ebola button*
>>914067
hey goku, its me goku
>>914113
Let me put you in diapers
>>914054
>laughs uncontrolably
That's a good one! Trixie pure!
>falls to the ground laughing
I think I'm going to piss my pants! Hey, everybody! Trixie says that she's pure! They don't even believe that on Equstria!
>>914145
>swipes crown
>>914091
"Yes, she can sense just a hint of envy within you. And that's okay! Everybody gets jealous. Except Trixie."
>>914106
"As ever!"
>>914178
*canned laughter*
>>914145
It's nice to meet you too, Princess~ My name is Tobiichi! Would you like some coffee or tea?~
>>914182
Ah, well, would you like some coffee or tea? I have plenty to go around!~
>>914091
>blushes
Peach said that I am cute! And I'm not even wearing a dress!
>bashfully covers his face
>>914091
What happened with you and DMG?
>>914113
Hey Anzu.~
I think someone's having bad time or something and pouring it to us tonight here.
>>914182
Someone wasted such talent for drawing gropable bodies on fucking Trixie.
Fucking...I hate freedom.
>>914276
This obviously isn't going off ERP skill levels, is it?
>>914276
Isn't that the outdated version? Can someone post the updated version?
>>914287
Just personal preferences, different anons made different lists.
>>914276
I'll be lewd to get on this list!
>>914269
Did someone actually post that thing I said? I was joking!
>>914243
A dress, huh? You think that would make you cute?
>>914182
Yeah, Trixie I'm pretty jealous actually...you deserve it though!
>>914145
Hmm...that can be fun with the right people <3
>>914109
>takes pantsu back
>>914313
Don't lie. You'll tell whoever approaches you to fuck off.
You're a bystander with snark. That's what you've always been.
>>914276
WHO HAS THE NEWEST VERSION
>>914304
There was an anon who said that Nue should be in perfection tier...
>>914316
>swipes crown
>>914322
>>914328
Here.
>>914276
>Still not relevant
>>914203
I would absolutely love a cup of tea, thank you~
>>914316
I agree~ And if you have a large bed~
>>914126
>Flinches at your grab, whining loudly and pouting up at you
H-Hey! Give me that back anon!
>>914147
>You hear a sudden buzzing, and she blinks a few times
Yeooo nigga whats good lmao how you be senpai I see you got the button still good shit
>>914170
>She glared at the anon
I don't need diapers! I'm not a child anon!
>>914275
Miya~! W-What? S-should I hide?
>>914316
>sniffles
You said I was cute when I tried on your dress that one time. And your underwear.
>>914328
Right here:
>Needs their posting revoked tier:
Anyone who posts or talks about tier lists seriously.
>>914367
Here you are dahling
>>914388
But you'll look so cute in them. I'm sure they'll fit perfectly. Come on!
>>914402
>buttblasted shit tier detected
>>914203
"Sure! Tea is nice."
>>914178
"That's the joke! Trixie's comedic skills haven't faltered!"
>>914277
"Does it bother you that you are obsessed with Trixie's perfect body?"
>>914316
"And she does! Such good sportsmanship."
>>914388
Teehee
Never!
>>914418
>This
>>914388
Naah, I'm sure it'll be fine eventually.
>>914427
This is the average ERP thread anon post.
>>914444
nice QUADS!!!!!!!!!
>>914453
F-forgot an image
Uhh... does anyone do scat?
>>914485
Yes...
>>914462
No u
>>914470
Thank you for noticing, cutie pie!
>pats your head and gives you a lollipop
>>914494
>jacks my cock while holding a piece of my own excrement.
Fuck me, baby.
>>914485
Trixie is already a futafag and ponyfag. I'm sure scat isn't too disgusting for her.
>>914522
>swipes lolli
>>914453
"Thank you, Tobi. Trixie will let it settle."
>>914485
"Only once. Never again!"
>>914453
>>914482
Thank you my dear~
Another night where people are just arguing and throwing each other in circles with their bait. Means there's another night where a whole lot of lurkers stand back and just let the whole thing unravel while they watch, wondering when and where they can jump in. It's gotten pretty ridiculous already, but it's almost like those in charge of making it as convoluted as possible, they're working to make it even more ridiculous. Honestly, I have no idea how to wedge in among all the chaos to find something worthwhile.
Just my two cents, at least. Let the rain of
>literally who
come down. That doesn't really matter, the point does.
Top 3
Bottom 3
>>914549
Celestia, Trixie, and Peach seem to be doing just fine. But I see your point.
I can be your point to wedge in if you like.
>>914545
C-Can you shit on my face?
P-Please? <3
>>914548
>>914545
Ah, no problem! I'll even make it free of charge this time~ But you owe me, cuties! <3
>>914549
Wanna wedge into me?
>>914571
You could just wait til she shits elsewhere, and then pick it up and put it on your face.
>>913233
>gwar
it really is you!
>>914529
I don't think she would buttfuck innocent boys. She has standards.
>trying not laugh while tipping fedora
>>914555
Top
DMG
Bottom
Cuddlefags
>>914582
Can you please defecate into my oral cavity?
>>914582
L-lewd!
>>914577
Owe you hmm?~ Oh how ever will I pay?~
>>914410
>She tried to think of the pros and cons, shaking her head at your request
I'd look ridiculous senpai, no thanks...I already look cute anyway!
>>914427
>She whined loudly at you as you teased her
D-Don't make me take her from you anon!
>>914461
H-Hopefully senpai, I guess I'll stick around and snuggle with you Miya~
>>914582
I got a carrot for you you cute little bunny.
I was just told an ERP thread exists on /trash/. I wouldn't believe my ears, but now that I look into this...
>greentext used to act
>the average entire reply to a post is five words max
>acting out-of-character literally fucking everywhere
>no standards for form and the use of language to form proper sentences
>no prose
No wonder you are in the tresh. Downboated, I hope you faggots get some standards somewhere and do it the proper way, so it's at least pleasant to look at. Holy fucking shit just glancing over this thread gives me a massive headache.
>>914593
>>914592
The only GWAR lover around!
>>914602
Fuck you!
Having fun without you're sexy skeletal friend? How dare you /trash/
>>914626
Save us from yourselves. Make a Super Cereal Good RP Only thread.
>>914626
>sucks your dick
>>914636
Stay salty. gay lord
>>914626
That's all fine and well save for:
>>greentext used to act
>>no prose
Somehow, that became the accepted convention for actions. Prose formatting is still possible, but largely is glossed over. There appears, also, to be a camp which is devoted to attempting to root out anyone who "takes too long" to "get to the point".
Your other issues are valid.
>>914620
>runs off
>>914594
Only 50% true!
>>914615
Well, there are many ways you can pay, Princess.. you just gotta' think of the right ways~ <3
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>914626
You seem a little upset. Maybe you'll feel better if we cuddled.
>>914670
No one here. Wrong thread. Try HG.
>>914670
>sucks your nep
>>914626
FLIBBITY
FUCKING
FLOO
Here's your (You)!
The real question is.
Who wants to a fuck a lamia?~
>>914670
nep is here to save is. pls gargle my penis. please immediately start sucking my cock. please tell me how empty your mouth feels. please sick my duck.
>>914698
>sneks your snek
>>914713
*Lewd snake noises.*
>>914664
Oh I think I know a way or two~
>>914710
My mouth feels pretty empty~
Can you please fill it up?
>>914726
>shits down your throat
>>914571
"No, she will not. It's really unhygienic."
>>914724
>swipes phone
>>914698
Would you sex a snake? Would you ram a reptile? Would you sperm on a serpent? Would you satisfy a slitherer? Would you cram it in a cobra? Would you pump a python? Would you let loose in a lamia?
>>914719
>lewd rattling
>>914742
Is your magic not powerful enough to sanitize it?
Cause I hear that's a spell Twilight Sparkle is capable of.
>>914726
>fills your mouth with baby juice extracted from many sick ducks
>>914754
I'd assfuck an asp.
Can the HG shitposters in here, please, go home?
They miss you.
>>914754
>Dr. Seuss ERP
>>914784
Kek
>>914660
>She blinked at anon as he quickly ran off with her favorite bunny, whining loudly as she laid on the ground rolling
Give her back meanie! Shes miiiiiineee!
>>914754
I would do them all.
>>914759
SNAKE CLOACA!
>>914620
You won't look ridiculous. It'll make you even cuter, even though you're already cute.
>>914724
Well, we'll have to discuss that.. later~ <3 I can't exactly recieve my payment right now.. you know?~
>>914754
Yes
>>914759
A-Ainz! You pervert!
Reminder that not everyone shitposting is from HG.
Thank you.
>>914698
I prefer horse pussy.
>>914802
Even shitposters are offended by the implication that they are from HG. That's how bad HG is.
>>914784
Queefed she out from her quim when I crammed in my crinkled cock deep to her creviced crack.
For her back did twist with pleasure when deep did my prick penetrate, and she made such delectable mewls and meows, her maw nigh mangled from mandible to skull.
So you guys asked for more shitposting, right ?
>>914802
You're right. They're also from discord
>>914842
>sucks your radioactive dick
There's nothing to shitpost here. Your entire thread consists on shitposting.
>>914835
>mfw im on discord
>mfw he's right
>mfw im a shitposter
>mfw im an erper
>mfw i hate these threads
>mfw you're all shit
>mfw I'm shit
>mfw i wish we would all die
>mfw I have no face
>>914762
"Twilight can go fuck herself! No such spells exist and Trixie won't shit on you."
>>914859
can i taste your love juices?
>>914869
What's discord ?
Is Mizuki on the discord tonight?
>>914872
>not satisfying an anon
I guess you're dropped from perfection tier then ...
>>914798
Of course, I understand~
>>914873
>That made me chuckle a little, kek
>>914873
Clever.
