/sug/ - Steven Universe General
All Clods Burn Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
>Steven Bomb 4 Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6dD6RCgQH8
>Steven's Birthday (preview)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvIOL8J1GYs
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
dad?
nth for steven drinking gallons of pearl's semen
starting this party without me?
drop your requests, extra points for lewdness
Homeworld was right.
Gas the fusies, space war now.
>>798659
nth for hot gamers going at it!
>>798665
steven drinking gallons of pearl's semen
alternatively, futadot fucking a donut
>ywn have a giant bara bodyguard waifu
>>798665
Peridot giving greg a footjob
>>798665
now the party is really rockin!!
>>798665
Jasper giving anon a blowjob
>>798665
steven with a staph infection plox!
>>798665
Pearl at a gloryhole.
>>798665
my pal here touching the funny gem girls bobs
>>798631
Did you really have to link the new thread in the old one?
>>798669
GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE PEARLS GAS THE GAS THE PEARLS
>>798714
my grandfather at a gloryhole!
>>798714
this but with pearl as the person putting her penis through the hole and steven being the one receiving her penis
>>798708
>>798722
how else would we get all the cool guys in here!
>>798665
peridot receiving a marriage proposal with a ring made out of enemy's gems
>>798711
or an under-the-table hanjo in a fancy restaurant
>>798722
Yes.
any EROTIC stevebn on steven fanfics?
>>798740
this but with two pearls and a third one touching herself in a corner
>>798750
I love me some yard meat!
>>798711
>>798707
pearl touching like 20 horse dicks with her how feet uugh i love universes of steven
Just a quick reminder fellas. Spamming is against the rules, even in /trash/. Should you encounter any spamming, simply report and move on without engaging. Thank you for your time.
>>798757
\how bout u meet me at state and north and we give each other a bit of the frig and lig???
i can post bdsm waluigi too
am i cool yet
>>798757
I'm doing this, timestamp for proof
>>798804
Just a quick reminder fellas. TACO is against the rules, even in /trash/. Should you encounter any TACO, simply report and move on without engaging. Thank you for your TACO.
>>798691
the donut
>>798707
but nobody likes greg anon
>>798755
i have the theory that the diamonds kinda do that as a punishment and that's why lapis was in the mirror
>>798811
>>798665
Steven and peridot fucking in the bathroom while the gems listen from the door
>>798847
>>798828
yep u are, welcome 2 the cool squad
>>798850
What did Lapis do that was so bad? Lapis never wanted to hurt anyone. Lappy want go home.
>>798781
>>798850
>but nobody likes greg anon
that's just nonsense but how about Sour Cream or futa Pearl instead?
>>798875
lapis touched the evil spooky ookie that killed all the gumdrops on gay dick island
>>798875
Killed a shit ton of people.
>>798874
Yyyeeeaaaaaasssss
>>798875
>>798901
LAPPY JUST WANT GO HOME
>>798665
lapis using her water powers to fuck peridot
>>798917
>>798926
pizza
>>798917
BE NICE TO LAPPO
>>798926
>>798937
my dad touchjing a fucking pizza
>>798839
> no thank you or anything
Of course, why not
you could have prevented this, Steven.
>>798945
uugh pizza amirite?
>>798958
FRIG HOMESTUCK IN EPBVUI UUU
>>798954
frandall
>>797728
>>798983
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REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
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>>798968
can you [spoiler]share[/spoiler]
>>79892
low effort franklin
>>799001
FUCK OFF MY BEANS FUGKCK
>>799030
Unhand Me Peon.
Are you guys excited for the bomb in [spoiler]2 days[/spoiler]
>>798983
>Indexer is back on top of all this shit
>>799044
WE BACK NIGGA
>>799054
YEE
>>798792
>>799044
I've been playing East Asian Genocide and looking for the leak, sorry to keep you waiting
Also holy shit it's morning already
proof that the leaker isn't brazilian
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3z3sb9/the_leakers_not_brazilian/
>>798665
lars sadie head swap (bonus points for skin-head color dissonance)
im getting tired of these flighty broads and their snarky horseshit
Have a lesbian foursome for your troubles?
>>799162
misseps's kat page is a fucking mess right now
autismo pls go
>>799295
Thanks Germoney
>>799301
dad
>>798850
>but nobody likes greg anon
still the best
>>799386
Remember when /hsg/ actually fit in anywhere?
No?
Huh.
>>798665
Armstrong jerking off a futa Jasper while she says "This is sick!"
>>799404
yeah feels bad anon
its a damn shame
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
MY BALLS ARE FYCKING CERULEAN
FUCK
So you guys from /co/ specifically came here from the other thread just to shitpost about a cartoon?
>>799538
Until they're done bug-bombing our containment thread, yes.
>>799582
What, are they posting Sardonyx?
Would you a young amethyst?
>>799599
No, it was infested with some pest that kept reposting images with only a single pixel changed.
>>799602
Yup...thus fr pretty much anyone but garnet. Seems like she wouldn't really be into it even if she agreed.
>>799623
There's only one deleted post in that thread and it was because of this
>>799685
>steven_digging_into_some_curry.jpg
How would Jasper express her love for you?
>>799806
Violence.
>>798792
yes
>>799806
With how many throbs her dick makes before she cums.
>>799806
Violating the restraining order.
>>799806
Probably by throwing a car at you to get your attention
>>799806
You will never polish her hose with [spoiler] a felt cloth[/spoiler]
I want to make Peridot into my wife.
>>799806
>A bite mark on your shoulder, just high enough that only collared shirt will conceal it.
>Sneaking up behind you while you're cooking, sticking her hand down your pants, and roughly jerking you while you struggle to concentrate on the food.
>Tying your hands to the bed frame and riding your secretly dosed, viagra hardened cock for hours until your black and blue pelvis keeps you from getting out of bed for the ext couple days
>Carrying your broken body around the house and nursing her snu-snu bar back to health, occasionally sneaking away to give her self the satisfaction you can't due to your weakened state.
Happy late new years /sug/.
>>799806
>jasper will never loom over you
>she will never lustily lick her lips as she eyes your body
>she will never grab you by the collar of your shirt and pull you up to her face
>she will never brutally engulf your entire mouth into hers
>her tongue will never explore your mouth down to every centimeter
>she will never withdraw, biting your lip on the way out
>she will never drag her rough, coarse tongue all over your face
>she will never carry you to her private quarters
>she will never throw you down onto her bed
>she will never rip your clothes off in one swipe
>she will never raise her behind in the air
>she will never slam down onto your genitals
>she will never literally fucking howl as she bounces on your cock
>she will never look down at you and begin frenching you while riding
>she will never expose her breasts, making your cock even harder
>you will never black out as you blow all the semen you will ever produce in your short, pathetic
>you will never wake up to the scent of sex stank and barbecue sauce
>you will never be greeted by jasper lying next to you with a cocky grin
>you will never give her a kiss on the forehead as you use her arm as a makeshift pillow
>you will never begin to rub her toned tummy as she moans into your ear
>you will never grabbed and pulled in tight
>you will never be smothered by her breasts
>jasper will never be real
>>799888
kek'd
>"JASPER! What are you doing?!"
>"What does it look like?"
>"Are you trying to kill him?!"
>"... this is enough to kill a human?"
well you know
what they say
Should I ink the rest of the lines?
>you will never smash jasper's gem, finally ending the nightmare
![desert+rose+cochise+college[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AIdGd5M.png "desert+rose+cochise+college[1].png")
Rose Gypsum when?
>>800231
yeah do it you fucking goon it's a nice picture
>>800231
I'd but I like it
>>800236
Jasper is not for killing
>>800253
Tanks man!
>>800236
Those are coco puffs.
>>800098
Make a female version
*sleeps on you*
*LITERALY SLEEPS ON YOU*L
>>800236
What nightmare?
Lapis'?
Her whole life seems to be a nightmare.
>cracks her gem
>gets stuck in mirror
>gets found by Crystal Gems but not released
>gets released, only to be unable to escape alien planet
>gets off alien planet, only to be taken captive by Homeworld
>released again, tries to overpower enemy, only to be stuck in eternal deadlock
post comfy gems
>tfw you'll never get to do house chores with Pearl in silence, and then relax on the couch together afterwards for a short while until another mess is made
>>800350
comfiest i got
>>800350
>>800350
Anyone else ready to go back to /co/ ?
>>800474
me, and I'm ready to laugh at Gravity Falls faggots when they get cucked by Hirsch in February and all flock to /sug/
>>800474
Fag
>>800492
Not this shit again.
>>800487
Imma color this tomorrow
>>800492
Shoo
>>800507
I bet you like getting cucked by /co/ mods, too.
>>800519
looks gr8 so far
>>800438
>>800533
>cucked
Go back to /v/.
>>800474
Yeah. /trash/ has been better than I expected, but I still miss being in a place where people who spam pure garbage will actually get banned.
>>800487
didn't that anon ask for a handjob tho?
>>800570
jasper is perverted enough desu
I love how lapidot is pretty much octavia x vinyl from mlp
>>800492
Why are you trying to make this some dumb feud.
I'm sure we have plenty of people who post in both generals.
>>800570
who are we to complain about free requests though?
>>800617
at least she doesn't have the floaty fingers
>>800626
I like both shows.
Pearl is best gem, Stan is best Grunkle.
>>798631
who /hothead/ here?
>>800632
People who have nothing better to do on a friday night than ask some stranger to draw porn of a kids show. We don't have much going for us anon.
Goodnight sug
Remember that PLOT IS FINALLY HAPPENING http://paranatural.net
>>800656
if i take the headband off, will you die ?
>>800617
It's not like they're prescription, anon.
>>800679
>http://paranatural.net
Johnny will win
>>800707
She wants the Herodick so badly tho
its been real
How exactly does the Gem caste system work?
All colors of Quartz are considered one type, but Rubies and Sapphires aren't? It makes no sense!
>>800725
POST YOUR RARE GEMSTONES
>>800725
we dont know that yet actually.
For all we know Rose could've been aristocracy which is why she has a Pearl
>>800737
You missed the YEAR OF HITBALL
Literally a webcomic about an action-oriented chess game
Anyone have a pic of Peridot's reaction in the latest Stevenbomb preview?
>>800734
>could've
I'm going to pretend you're just ignorant of the proof we have of her being pink diamond, rather than call you a retard.
>>800772
sorry I'm not in these threads 24/7 you lifeless faggot.
>>800737
You dropped it at a decent time. It got shittier.
But the characters are likable enough to have me keep reading it and see where it goes.
Hopefully Zack doesn't fuck up his hand permanently.
>>800675
That's why we should be grateful that people are doing this stuff at all
>>800772
Look, I am 120% behind the Pink Diamond idea too, but even I'm going to withhold judgment until we actually see or hear something.
Happy New Years guys. I know I'm a day late but whatever. Just wanna say I love you and I care, and I think about you and gems when I touch myself. Thank you.
>>800803
Kinda of glad I never got into that comic. Just didn't grab me from all the bits I saw in /co/. After I dropped Homestuck there's only been one other comic I bothered to follow, or probably will follow. Goddamn done with webcomics.
>35 post
>160 replies
>>800928
You realize Steven is back in a few days, right
People are preparing to migrate back to the hellhole of /co/
>>800913
>Find a webcomic you like
>Binge read through all the current chapters
>Realize the author puts out like one new page a month
Fuck webcomics mang
when do new episodes start again?
>>800936
Why should we? Legitimate question, why not just stay here?
>>800940
the 4th mayb?
>>800938
Thankfully the one I like has a decent pace and it's nice to just go back and see what's new once in a while
The author has no drama, is nice and funny, visits us sometimes, the threads are small and quiet, it's not popular, the comic is funny to me, so it's just this soothing little simple gem that isn't dragged screaming into the spotlight to be torn apart
After years of Homestuck's slow decay and all the ugly days of 1999-2005 webcomics it's practically a therapeutic experience
>>800949
Hey, I didn't say I wanted to go. I like it here. But we're going to have a bomb and then another hiatus, so we're gonna migrate back for a week, freak out every day, and then crawl back into the warm sticky smelly garbage to rest it off until the next bomb.
i love dog dicks
they make me moist and heavy
>>800913
Webcomics in general are pretty mediocre, you'd have to sift through a bunch of shit to find anything decent, and as >>800938 said most have a horrible update schedule.
The only one I read now is [nonspoiler]Cucumber Quest even though /co/ seems to fucking hate it and Gigi now.[/nonspoiler] She's got a good schedule and I like the art and characters.
>>800996
I have years of dog dick talk under my belt but this is not the Homestuck thread nor is it the time for dog dick, did you even read the schedule
>>800996
agreed
>>799949
I want to take care of a NEET peridot. She would have to pay in sex.
My classes are in the evening so I wont be able to watch the episodes live anyway, leaks or not
>>801024
Look I'm just saying maybe it's time we talked about dog dicks okay.
>>801046
>Spare
>(Not that it'll do any good)
>>800534
Tanks man!
>>801042
>Work ends Sunday
>Have likely a whole month off since it's the dead zone in the year
>Really have to get a temp job till March
>But first fucking thing is a week vacation for Steven, AGDQ, and all the games I couldn't play over the holidays
>>800617
Do you wear your sunglasses in the shower?
>>801061
>(Spare)
>are u fakin m8
>>800617
Her visor possibly fogged up running into everything
Dont hold it against her to take them off
>>801080
I do sometimes, as well as make rider poses in the mirror before I leave the restroom.
>>801100
>Spare Lapis
>She just cuts herself
>God dammit
>Spare again
>She threatens to to drown the eastern seaboard
>God DAMMIT I am not hitting you Lapis
>Spare once more
>Says she's gonna run off and fuse with some degenerate junkie she met at a concert last week they're in love and you can't stop her
>Ask for the Lord to give me strength as my hand trembles over the Fight button
>>801080
You don't?
>>801129
>as well as make rider poses in the mirror before I leave the restroom
I
I thought I was the only one
Huh
So when gems are born they all look the same? Only when they die and reform, they're outfits change depending how they poofed, looking different from the same gem?
>>801133
>mfw the harder you spare the more depressing she becomes
like a reverse blooky
>>801138
You are not alone my friend
That anon from before was just lying about the games wasn't he? Nothing that nice could ever be real.
>>801193
hold the fukn phone
[spoiler]If Steven was twelve when the show started does that make connie 10 years old when we first met her. Damn, she was young as fuck[/spoiler]
>>800487
Femanon, is that you?!
>>801193
From last night?
Weren't people posting screenshots that they received the gifts?
>>801193
Pretty sure it was legit. At least a couple people confirmed it. Good guy.
>>801235
Yes it is
>pearl not wearing a party hat
ok i know she le uptight character but you know damn well she would at least wear a hat for steven's bday, this just pisses me right off
>>801235
I hope so, she was hot
>>801229
11: she's 12 and 3/4ths now
>>801252
Pearl's an actual piece of shit. The show has done nothing but repeatedly prove that. Kind of makes you wonder what Sugar is trying to say about black people via metaphor
>>801252
>this just pisses me right off
I can see why she wouldn't want to go all out on birthdays.
>>801257
I saved her pics
>>801252
what are you talking about anon'
the party hats right on her face
>>801286
Yikes, thread just got creepy, have fun stalking, later
>>801271
Pearl is so cute.i wanna hold and kiss her
>>801286
buddy what's wrong with u
>>801286
> stalks a girl
> doesn't even bother to rotate the picture
Kek
>>801302
You and me both dude.
>>801297
DELETE THIS INTERMEDIATELY
>>801286
Thats creepy but you have good taste.
>>801339
I want to crawl in a sleeping bag with her and keep her scrawny body warm.
>>801286
Another one
>>801339
awe, thats a pretty cute pic
>>801340
na
>>801377
Creep, do you have any more?
>>801387
Yes i do
>>801395
Keck
>>800996
Jade is NOT for sexual
That's considered Yiff
>>801395
On one hand, she should have known better
but on the other, cut it out u fuckin nutjob
>>801440
isn't it yiff yiff?
i havent reread past act 5 in a while
jade is definitely not for sexual
>>801468
>>801384
I wish I had hair as long as Pearl's, I bet it feels amazing when you lie down.
>>801468
Never
>>801505
I will never understand why there are seemingly so many people here actively trying to drive off the drawfriends
>>801505
The creep of /sug/
>>801521
I dont think shes here... Hopefully
>>801495
I just hate it when I drool when I sleep and my hair sticks to my face
>>801571
Drooling in your sleep is the fucking worst but what are you supposed to do? Sleep on your back like some sort of savage?
>>801495
Long hair is both good and bad.
If you sleep on it while on your side, it can get in your mouth easily. And it can make your neck hot and sweaty.
>>801571
how does it feel to have all that hair touching your back? I'm planning to grow out my hair and I want to know what to expect.
>>801610
>I'm planning to grow out my hair
If you are male: don't
If you are female: don't
It's a bad time for everyone. Fuck hair, honestly.
>>801603
Its just so god awful, and ive never been able to sleep comfy on my back
>>801610
Honestly its just past my shoulders by a bit
but its still nice to have
>>801666
are upset about hair cause youre bald satan?
on the other hand, its so hard to find girls with long, well taken cared hair. Not that Pixi cuts down get me going every now and then
People actually find pearl HOT?
What?
>>801603
Dude, sleeping on your stomach is one of the worst ways to sleep.
It's bad for your spine and you'll also fuck up your neck like that with your head turned to the side. You really should try to get comfortable on your back.
>>801678
>are upset about hair cause youre bald satan?
No I have beautiful long flowing locks but only because I personally feel that barbers are overpaid hacks. They never do a good job and then expect a $5 tip? Get the fuck out of here
>>801721
And risk drowning in my own vomit like so many other famous musicians in their mid-20s? No thanks. I'll stick to sleeping on my side like a normal person.
>>801679
Finding Peridot hot is stranger.
>>801721
No see you need to spine as a column, stomach sleeping is literally heaven
Leak in 4 hours
>>801729
Na I get it, its ridiculous how expensive getting a hair cut is, only for them to fuck up every time
I grew a fear of getting my hair cut so I just grew it out
>>801748
It was tough to see her anything but adorable and cute, but Im slowly seeing it
>>801746
That's probably due to drugs they took. Any normal person's body would wake them up if they needed to vomit.
Sleeping on your side is great too, but stomach sleeping is just plain bad.
>>801786
Welp, I guess I'm staying up four hours just in case.
>>801795
>tfw Peridot can't be tall and elegant with her limb enhancers
Why of why did she have to lose them?
>>801786
where do you get this information? how do you know?
>>801822
Cuter this way. Also less threatening which is key.
>>801834
I guess, I still miss seeing her tall and walking around all clunky.
>>801834
Well at least the semi xboxs hueg giant robot is going to get some representation
>>801852
id like for her to get them back, and add silly things to them like rollerblades
There were two gems come fusing by a the sea,
Oh the wind and rain,
One couldn't let the other one be,
Cryin' oh the dreadful wind a rain.
Pulled herself into the ocean to drown,
Oh the wind and rain,
The others just watched as she floated down,
Cryin' oh the dreadful wind a rain.
Locked her down on the dark sea-floor,
Oh the wind and rain,
To keep her there forever more,
Cryin' oh the dreadful wind a rain.
whens leak happening bruh
>>801968
>>798631
>tfw no birthday parties for Lapis
;_;
>>802009
She'd probably be as clueless as the crystals.
Greg why would you put a burning candle on your son's head
>>802024
Baby steven is god darn cute
>>802024
Hey, if every porkchop were perfect...
