>you will never feel your Pokemon's delicious thighs
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>you will never feel your Pokemon's delicious thighs against your own
>you will never hear the lewd, wet sounds of lovemaking as the wrong cock goes in the right hole, again and again
>there will never be a torrent of cum as the male hilts in as deep as he can go, staining each other's crotch and thighs white with how much incompatible seed he gives her
You had me up until "her", Pokelove should go beyond genders.
[spoiler]Also new Pokemon Lewd Talk thread?[/spoiler]
>>761491
>not being straight
>>760771
I'm a little confused on why you suddenly switched perspectives from following your own pokemon's thighs against yours to some random male fucking a pokemon in your greentext.
>>762230
holy shit would fug
>tfw had a really lewd dream about studying pokemon doujins for homework
>tfw can't remember it after waking up
I fucking hate when that happens
>>761491
>>762230
Might have been an attempt at making it unclear whether the human or pokemon was the male/female.
In which case OP fucked up.
>>760771
>the wrong cock goes in the right hole
>incompatible seed
Christ, that shit turns me on like hell for some reason.
>>762230
Because I'm a bad
>>760771
>how much incompatible seed he gives her
But humans impregnating pokemon is hot as fuck.
>>769755
I think I like it the other way around more.
Not that that way isn't amazing too, of course.
>>770042
>>769755
Agreed.
>>760771
I mean, you could always just go fuck a dog or something.
>>772567
But I want to fuck a dog the size of a horse.
>>772567
A horse, too, I suppose
>>770042
I'd an arcanine so bad.
>>773454
There are plenty of Pokemon to give it to, don't you worry.
![39d4b381487564b6e33fba215d1f2d59[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5vtftUW.png "39d4b381487564b6e33fba215d1f2d59[1].png")
>>772317
Pregnant Kirlia is cute and sexy.
>>773454
>tfw barbed cocks IRL are tiny
If only cat dicks were fuckhuge.
>>773816
Fortunately, female large cats are ridiculously tight. They'd suffocate your dick since they're design for far smaller manhoods.
Oh god this thread is making me want to fuck feral Pokemon this is not ok
>>773922
It's perfectly okay.
https://static1.e621.net/data/28/8b/288b4e0e57873af3525692b549c1bf67.swf
>>773962
Oh, and hold "p" for a few seconds to start the flash.
>>773962
This shouldn't be turning me on as much as it is what the fuck
>>774076
Passionate Pokemon love turns everyone on.
>>769661
Humans kissing their pokemon is the best
>>773632
What a shit meme.
>>773962
>you'll never be a female jolteon and get bred like that
>>774093
Fuck even those Glaceon pictures make my dick diamonds
I don't wanna be a four legged furfucker pls
>>774133
Why? There's nothing wrong with it... variety is good, at least.
>>774133
Everything
is
fine
>>774171
>>774204
>I promised myself I'd draw the line at anthro when I became furry scum
Why? It's a completely arbitrary line.
>>774219
Probably dude, but it makes me feel like I'm further away from fucking an actual dog
>>774224
BUT I DON'T WANNA FUCK MY PETS
>>774204
There are no brakes on this boner train.
>>774244
Just remember that all Pokemon are intelligent and can give consent. That's the difference between abuse and pure love.
>you will never have your Pokemon bite down on your neck during a hard rutting
>they will never lick the wound in apology
>>774273
https://static1.e621.net/data/a2/72/a272938516e9a292faafca1ef2a09e7a.swf
>>774273
>Pokemon are intelligent and can give consent
And virtually all of them love their trainers to death.
>one day decide to give in to your lust and try to have sex with your pokemon
>she loves every moment of it and afterwards tries to initiate sex with you on her own
>>774298
>>774273
>can give consent.
Are you saying actual animals can't?
>>774313
It looks like he's squeezing a fucking pimple or cyst or something.
>>774273
I guess you're right but I still dunno, a few months ago I wouldn't have found any of this hot but now I'm rocking the most agitated pokeboner of my life. I don't wanna keep going down the hole and end up like >>774284
>>774374
But it's great being a zoophile.
Why are you scared?
>>774390
Isn't it like their tongue?
That doesn't sound too nice.
>>774374
That's because this thread didn't exist a few months ago to convince you. Now it does. Embrace the Pokedick.
>>774382
But don't embrace the realdick. Trust me.
>>774428
>But don't embrace the realdick.
Why?
>>774443
Yeah that's also where I got my information.
It feeling particularly good makes sense.
>>774437
Because Arcanines don't exist yet, anon. Don't you want to save yourself for a manly 'mon like them?
>>774480
>>774497
Dogs aren't pokemon.
>>774497
All you have to do to make them real is vote Trump, anon.
Once he's in office, he shall legalize genetic engineering and we will all finally have our waifus.
>>774517
>not being a lifetime virgin for your waifu
You disgust me.
>>774517
>>774518
Yeah, I meant fucking them though. Doesn't that hurt them?
>>774533
>Not exactly the same as an Arcanine
Therein lies the problem.
>>774533
I'm pretty sure taking a arcanine knot would kill you.
though I'd gladly worship one's balls.
A Lugia is fine too.
>>774562
>>774545
Why would it?
At least with dogs, there's oftentimes no size problem.
They have really big dicks for their size, for instance.
>>774591
Not intelligent enough to get sexual with for my tastes.
>>774582
oftentimes there's basically nothing left to rub.
>>774603
Why?
>>774611
Because sapience means deeper relationship and I like that.
>>774626
So get a bf/gf and a dog.
simple.
>>774671
That's lame, I don't want a human gf/bf.
>>774685
Then your only options are animals.
>>774682
I suppose the variety is nice?
I don't really know, I'm not exactly into humans.
>>774700
Nah, I'll just wait until I can make my waifu a reality.
>>773632
stop
>>774718
>only mammals are really worth fucking
I dunno, man, I'd go gay for peacock cloaca
Also, crocodiles
>>774748
You can always lick them.
>>774748
That just makes them all the more tantalizing.
>>774794
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>>774805
Despite being a huge bird fan, I don't really care about genital accuracy. I just want to feel those soft feathers and rough talons as we ravage each other.
>>774805
Well, they are fictional beings.
>>774841
Especially the talons.
>>774562
Mah nigga
>2015+364 days
>Pokemon not real
Because to live other fucking nothing year? HL3 maybe?
>>776793
2016 resolution: create hundreds of new species from scratch with the intention of fucking them
>>776762
>You will never give a Lugia an anal orgasm
Just end me.
>>774313
To anyone who cares, the full video is here
https://anonfiles com/file/43d07f0677d56006846894f8c7a54eb2
It's two minutes long and has two more spurts, don't know which ones are pre or not
>>783413
Hot damn son. Is this from a drawthread?
>>783859
e621 filename
if i wasn't new years hammered id look it up for ya bud
riolu is such a cutie man
>>784077
Oh, the sketching looks like from a drawfriend I know. But yeah Riolu are damn cute although I prefer mine female.Also, no worries mate, I'm as hammerred as you are.
>>784117
A-HAH
okay well i found it but it has no artist tag and says source:4chan
so gg maybe its your bud after all
/post/show/500637
have a good new years!
It's {{CURRENT_YEAR}}. Why aren't you happily married to your Pokemon yet? Don't you want to raise lots and lots of healthy children with them?
>>785073
But I do want to marry my pokewaifu and happily raise children with her, the only thing stopping me is that she doesn't exist yet.
>>785073
two boys can't make babies anon
though we will sure as hell try
>>786127
honestly my life
>>776793
VR soon boys.
>>787381
I declare 2016 to be the year of VR and waifus. it must be so!
>>787957
They aren't good enough, anon. Only Pokemon are lustful enough to brutally facefuck you just when you want it.
>>788285
I suppose my image was too ambiguous, but I don't share your enthusiasm in that particular interest.
>>787957
There ain't an animal that looks like my pokewaifu and there ain't an animal that's sapient enough to have a complex human-like relationship with.
>>788750
>there ain't an animal that's sapient enough to have a complex human-like relationship with.
Why would you want that, anyway?
Human-like relationships are a pain in the ass, and inevitably end
Relationships with an animal last for life, though the downside being that animals generally don't live nearly as long as humans
>>788768
Because that's part of the experience, man. The downs, the ups, it's what makes life worth living.
>>788781
But with an animal, you're always in the "ups"
Unless health problems crop up, of course, but the relationship itself is always fine, breakups don't really happen
>>788788
Animals are dumb. Pokemon have the blind loyalty of animals with human intelligence.
It's similar to monstergirls, who are a hybrid of human intelligence/appearance and animal sexuality/loyalty/appearance
Monstergirl lovers are basically furries but they'd never admit it
>>788854
If they have the loyalty of an animal and can't speak, are they really all that different from animals?
>>788788
Yeah but then that's no fun is it? They come with way more downsides if you want a relationship, I mean you can't hold a conversation with a dog. You can't have the good times without the bad times, man, and I personally would rather have the more complex relationship.
>>788875
I don't know, personally I just don't really want any thrills or drama in my life
Given the choice between dating humans and just chilling at home with my cat, with no arguments or anything of that sort, I'd choose the latter
>>788864
Yes because non-verbal communication exists and some Pokemon can talk anyways. I think you need to have your mental health evaluated.
>>788909
But are the differences really that great?
>>788947
Yes, because I'm not a sociopath and actually enjoy the company of other sapient creatures.
Animals are lovable but dumb. That's all there is to it. I can't stop you from having your preferences but mine end at a certain point.
>>788986
Thinking on it, I suppose there are significant differences
Still, pokemon aren't real, and relationships comparable to one with them can't exist
>>789000
That's why we make threads on 4chan discussing them and fantasizing about them. I'm not against being in a relationship with another human bean though. If I found a girl with similar interests and preferences who liked me enough I'd totally commit to it.
Life isn't fun if you sit inside, isolate yourself, and fuck dogs. Wanting an anthro gf is just wishful thinking. Yolo etc, you gotta take chances even if they can backfire.
>>789035
Obviously I do go outside, but I like to have peace when I'm at home
It's the one place where a person can actually have that
>>785073
I love this pic because kinda looks like his mate is either a were-pokemon, or that's a really good costume.
>>788768
>human relationships
>pain in the ass
>inevitably end
Someone is more than a little bitter, kek.
>>778937
This is fucking glorious
please tell me there is more like this
>:)
less homo shit please
not all of us want to jerk off underage auradogs
>>792823
Especially when Pokemon has so many delicious canines.
Best Pokémon coming through.
>Dem thighs.
>>792980
Oh wow I want to do that so bad.
>>761491
>Pokelove should go beyond genders
>b-but only the same!
>>tumblr
>>791169
There were two videos made by that guy, but I don't believe the other one has a cumshot, not that I've checked
I'll take a look at it anyway, though
Other than that, you can try looking through beastforums, that's where I found it
The fact that you can't search words that are shorter than 4 letters is sort of a pain in the ass, though, and that's disregarding the fact that the files are split into pieces that you have to wait a few minutes to download once you find them
Let's get some images in this bitch
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>>794222
Honestly I'd sell a minority share of my soul to fuck this fox.
>>794232
>>794241
That's not very erotic, Anon.
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>>794313
And that concludes my dump.
Needs less questionable consent, needs more happy
If you wanna go by anime rules, most Pokemon are smart enough to learn a human language if they really try given Meowth's origins. Kinda makes me want a comic about a Pokemon loving its trainer so much that it tries to do this.
>>796039
>>796845
That sounds really cute, someone needs to do it
>>797184
it just looks so fucking comfy
>>797184
Just try not to get goo vored
>>797321
Totally.
>fuck goodra
>sleep on her soft body afterwards
YO WHO
YO GUYS
LISTEN
WHO
IS ADDICTED TO FAT, OVERFED POKEMON?
god I just want her to sit on my face before I cum inside all night...
>>798271
>>760771
My new year's resolution was to jerk off to more Pokemon<3
should be reasonable easy to keep
>>798271
I wouldn't say addicted to it, but fat pokemon can be cute.
>>798271
Some chubby pokemon are pretty good.
I want a nidoqueen to ride me, holding me down with her weight and strong thighs, until I'm forced to cum and empty myself deep inside her.
Don't you guys already have a chubby thread?
This thread is for those with a fetish for pure interspecies love between pokemon and man.
can we please NOT delve into fat fetish shit
just make another thread if you want it
I want the "Nidoqueen is infertile" meme to stop, that's just not possible!
>>798465
I think complaining about it like you are would just awaken the dragon
>>798465
There's already a thread
>>798494
I know.
>meaty body
>canon tits
She looks so fertile.
Lord knows her supposed infertility would be put to the test if I had a nidoqueen of my own. Daily.
>>798555
goodra is one of few exceptions since it's a fucking amorphous goo monster
>All these blobs.
/fit/ chicken is superior.
>>798842
>>798855
That's pretty hot, there more?
>>799073
I have this, but can't find the rest of the pages.
Pretty sure it can be found on e621.
>>794139
yes please
>>799620
https://anonfiles com/file/b5a0e5b186bf7da238f3c360cf6f32b1
>>763066
Watch me swooce right in!
>>760771
>take any pokemon
>give them human genitalia and big asses
>autists get off to it
Just go look at some fucking human porn, half this shit is basically the same thing but reskinned.
Fucking losers.
>>801564
no
>>799995
thank you based anon
>>774352
>you will never /ss/ an eevee
Why
>>801564
Go make a thread if you want to talk about fucking animals. Don't ruin other peoples' fun.
>>773962
>knot
>spills out
>>804399
Well, when he's letting out that much...
Dug this up from the depths of the NSFW pokefolder. Somebody needs to make an updated version of this with gen 6 mons.
also, roll away.
>>809116
Rolling
>>809116
Sick roll gogogo
>>809116
eh why not
>>809116
I was going to suggest using the last three numbers, but then I looked it up and no, they haven't breached 1000 pokemon yet
How disappointing
