If in the next second you died, what would your family/ friends find on your devices?
>>613165
Trap porn is the worst I got lying around somewhere
I'll be dead so why would I care though
bideogames
A clean computer with a few games and a text file leading to a web comic about a magic village.
Im gucci, go ask in /b/ or /r9k/, responses there should be more interesting.
>>613165
My computer's pretty much brand new, so not much, they could check my history to see what I've been fapping to. Also video games.
>>613168
>web comic about a magic village
Hey I was in that thread too!
>>613169
What do you have in there anon?
That I was watching a no commentary run of Suffering 2 and reading this thread.
>>613165
nothing since I encrypt all my shit
>>613172
Gay and non Gay Furry pron
Feral Furry porn.
Lolicon
Traps
DickGirls/Shemales/Herms (some of them dickking guys)
Femdom
Mosnter girls.
You can mix and match i probably have every combination of the above mentioned.
>family
Mom and dad are old. Sisters I couldn't give a shit.
No one else in my family would even care about me a month after my death.
>>613169
>2gb
pffft
a bunch of femdom porn
Folders of Morrigan and Classic Roll and a fuckton of screencaps and reaction images.
I don't save porn, so pretty much just games and music on my computer and some time-waster apps and a few epub books on my phone.
If they checked my browser history, now, that's a different beast.
>>613165
The worst ting I've got are:
>Futa 3d porn
>incest shit
>Porn mods for skyrim(including bestiality and futa)
My Aneros is on my kitchen table.
>>613165
This thread.
They'd probably be really spooked.
>family discovering i like porn
>family discovering i like fetish porn
i'd rather die than die
>>613181
This. What the fuck is with those people that save porn without ever fapping to it (again)? That's just fucking dumb.
>>613185
liking porn is pretty common though
>>613165
My gf knows about all the weird shit I'm into and vice versa. I got nothing to worry about. Now if we BOTH die and family/friends find our shit then hoooly fuck.
Not like I'd care though, because dead and all.
>>613165
Pretty much every kind of hentai, loli, shota, trap, milf, femdom, bestiality, monsters, furry, ryona, you name it.
I wonder what they would think.
>>613165
Some games and links to a few manga/anime sites
>All these people saying porn
With so much readily available on the internet, why do you bother downloading it?
>>613190
>be 13
>use lime wire to download porn
>tfw every second image was cp
>>613188
tfw you and youre gf are both into the same weird shit
>>613190
Because I find favorites, I might want to fap to them later, and I want them all batched together when I do that.
Also some people just like collecting, like those with 500 games on steam but only 1 hour a week played.
Half a gig of the fish from Undertale, some porn but not much, mostly a lot of Steam games, reaction images and shit
>>613191
Wonder if a kid downloading CP is considered as illegal.
Video game stuff and some music they probably wouldn't be into. I don't save any weird shit I look at.
>>613165
A lot of Blue Oyster Cult and close to 15,000 furry porn images of varying fetishes and genders/species.
only shame.
>>613165
they wouldnt find anything because it wipes itself with enough incorrect password entries and i sincerely doubt anyone among my family or normie friends are smart enough to guess the password or plug the drive into something else to fish the data out before that happens
>>613192
not him but both of us are into
>Chastity
>Diapers
>feet
>vore
>hard guro
super nice :D
Porn mostly.
I dont even look at it, I just save videos and pictures whenever I can. Most of it isnt even my festishes, i just collect it just in case
>>613195
Of course retard.
CP is illegal because minors get xploited in pornography, not because you're 18+ and they aren't.
>>613198
post your "Me" folder faggot
>>613165Pokemon fanfiction
>>613198
NEW YORK
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O
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>>613200
>chastity
>feet
Spot the cuck.
Does she fuck Tyrone in front of you?
>>613165
I dont actually save that much loli hentai on my computer but just a few goodies.
>>613195
Of course it is.I still fapped to it because it was kinda okay when they were my age
>>613198
>Me folder
I'm interested.
>>613202
What about naked pictures I take of myself as a horny teenager?
How does arresting me for them 4 years later make any sense?
>>613165
Autistic shit, but no porn.
>having folders of porn and being proud of their filesize
fags
>>613198
Die whore.
>>613202
I dont think its a good idea to lock a 13 year old in prison with Jamal for downloading jpegs on limewire.
>>613213
Of course, they would arrest his parents.
I have a bunch of straight furry porn on my desktop, they'd see my IRC and that I was playing shitty source mods.
>>613210
thats actually super duper double illegal and you go to super jail. nudity is a the same thing as rape in this puritan nation.
>friend lets me borrow his laptop to look up something while I'm over
>has made no attempt to hide what he's been looking up
>find CP without even trying to pry
Never told him either.
>>613187
Its not about liking porn.
Its about them knowing what kind of porn. I'd much rather have them catch me wanking it to vanilla porn than catching me wanking it shemales and cartoons,and then wanking it to a video game about those shemales and cartoons.
>>613192
guy you're replying to. And yeah, it's fucking fantastic. When we moved apartments and friends were helping there were several boxes I made sure only one of the two of us handled because of all the shit we own I don't want people finding out about. Although she does cosplay so I can handwave a lot of the costume stuff I'm not too sure what my excuse would be for all theBDSM gear.
But the computer is full of porn and videosthat we've madeideally if we were to both die I'd want someone to upload them to net because I'd never release it while we're alive but she is hot, cosplays and I film everything in POV for the most part. And the internet could always use more of that.
>>613200
>Chastity
>Diapers
>feet
>vore
>hard guro
You're a furry aren't you?
>>613198
Post "me"
>devices
normie re
Besides an open connection to the bad side of the internet, a porn game in the downloads folder and some silly images from a deepdream thread.
The main porn folder is currently on a hidden folder on the videos folder, but I'm going to conceal iton a hidden folder inside the subs folder in the simpsons 16th season folder
>>613210
they'll arrest you for exploiting yourself. duh
>>613176
anon are you me?
If in the next second you died, what would your family/ friends have to remember you except for a computer and collection of consoles/games that will probably be thrown out or sold at a yard sale.
>>613210
It doesn't, CP laws have become twisted and backwards as time has gone by. The ban on CP was meant to keep minors safe, but the current social climate dictates that they be used to punish pedophiles for thought-crime.
Right now in my country I have watched people get charged for loli hentai, written erotica featuring minors, and consensual pictures taken between young couples. It's a deeper problem than the judges misguidedly following the letter of the law, they actually think people should be jailed for having the wrong kind of sexual fantasies. They usually call on the slippery slope argument, which is fucking terrible because you shouldn't be able to jail someone based on something you think they might do.
>>320650169
What the fuck am i looking at.
>>613165
Memes
>>613165
Mostly giantess growth, breast expansion, and cowgirl/lactation porn.
Oh, andVideo Games
>>613217
I would have turned him in t b h.
>>613200
>Chastity
>Diapers
my nigga
>>613165
video games?
Assuming that they follow my will, nothing. My will states that upon my death, the hard drives of my personal PC, and personal laptop are to be removed, degaussed, and physically destroyed. If they don't, then they will most likely only find sensitive documents and info. The real stuff is in encrypted files. Not that i view it, but it's fun knowing that i have literal terabytes of random porn of all kinds lying on those hard drives.
>>613198
give me the ME anon
>>613165
Both phone and PC are password protected but somehow I don't think that'd stop them in the long run
>>613218
This is 100% your own fault for being a freak
Currently going through chemotherapy, if I don't make it then I've written that I want my younger brother to get my $2500 worth PC.
>>613217
I let my friend use my laptop once without realizing there was a whole furry fap session open from the night before
He was tactful about it
>>613169
just porn games, not even movies or pics
>>613165
Unorganized folders with bizarre images saved off 4chan
Some music, animu and vidya
Other assorted selfmade projects and things saved off the Internet
The image folders would be the weirdest thing, really, but technically I don't even have any porn savedwhich in itself might be seen as weird
>>613165
Three /v/ tabs and four /co/.Along with a fake skype account I use for sluts.
>>613227
your dinner
>>613239
I don't save porn of any kind, and I hardly ever look for it.
Things I fap to and things they might think Ive fapped to but actually dont.
>>613217
>not asking him to exchange CP
you had one job
>>613243
>he dosen't play porn games
nigga they are literally better than regular vidya
A couple of kinda lewd pictures, a few pornographic videos, various DS Roms, and some world building notes, and a shitty RPG maker H-game.
Not much honestly.
>>613246
I don't really like porn. It's shallow.
>>320649384
A locked and encrypted phone and set of HDD's both unlockable with a password I've only ever kept in my head.And a 1GB flash drive filled with coupons to limitless pizza and free money.
Sorry, do you think about your lost loved ones and then go 'ooh now's a good time to check on their internet history/image files'?
>>613246
If youre a virgin.
>>613248
yeah that piece of deer fur you rub on your dick is really deep
>>613165
>he doesn't have pulse detector wristband that connects wirelessly to your computer and will nuke all data on your hard drives whenever no pulse is detected
Pfft.
>>613246
Kamidori and Daibanchou are the only porn games I've enjoyed playing in and of themselves.
>>613165
Nothing embarrassing. I've got my porn hidden and encrypted. Other than that, its some books and a cookbook that gets you on watchlists.
>>613198
Post the "Me" Folder
Cropped porn of varying genres. I hope they don't' get the wrong idea though I just shitpost with them. 3D women are far superior.
>>613188
I've had a family member die and I was the first one to their house. The first thing I did was find their porn stash and burn it. RIP cuz, I've got your back.
>>613257
>3D women are far superior.
>>613257
>3D women are far superior.
gay porn in my internet history (I'm closeted)
some moderately lewd images?eve online installed with active accounts
the third is the greater shame of the 3
>>613165
>>613257
About 400 porn pics, (all normal shit) and some crappy electronic music I made. I'd actually be more embarrassed about the ~150 empty beer bottles in my room.
>>613165
Just a shit load of huge tits give or take a few futa on girl doujinns and trace amounts of Batface the Rogue and VGcats.
despite being here since 06 I've never degenerated.
>>613264
>150 beer bottles
Okay, I know this is bait, but fuck it, pics and story time?
Pictures of overweight men in trilbys.
>>613217
Friend and I borrowed another friends laptop to install some torrented shit. We decided to check his clusterfuck of a desktop for a folder.
>See "Innocuous Things"
>Click
>Not Innocuous things at all
Mostly furry, loli, futa, and monster shit.
>>613236
oh sure its my fault for having a kink
>>613262you're spot on to a point
>>613228
pico is literally a 10/10
prove me wrong
Probably all the trap sexting I've been doing with some guy I met onlineI'm the girl
>>613259
>>613260
>>613263
Grow up you weebs.
>>613266
I don't feel like taking a pic, but I drink around 6-10 beers a night, (I just turned 21) and out of laziness don't throw them out. I would toss them all at once but it would freak out the garbage dude and my mom.
just a lot of pirated tv shows and movies
never got into the habit of saving porn, I only have one yuna cosplay picture saved
>>613244
You're starting to become worse than me
>>613273
Third guy ya quoted, Im just here for thick not bbw or obese shit.
Yeah, its snorlax, but fucks sake who wants to fuck a snorlax.
>>613165
Aside from the physical things like dildo's, butt plugs, diapers, and a very very embarrassing outfit, I have tons of fetish porn of a lot of different shit. But who gives a shit im dead.
>>613273
>>613274
No pics, no proof, no interest.
Make the thread interesting or don't bother responding and just be another anon.
>>613275
>I only have one yuna cosplay picture saved
it BETTER be the one I'm thinking about anon
>>613169
>>613239
And this is only the tip of the iceburg
>>613276
Who are you?
>>613273
3D porn is pure shit retard.
Enjoy watching an ugly junkie skank moaning like a redard while some fag on steroids fucks her used up roastie cunt.
Farts, scat, facesitting, and dickgirls.
Well my mom and probably by proxy my dad already knows about my dragon dildo collection. I would hate for them to find the many pics I've taken of myself though, or even worse, the videos, but I took the videos down off xtube and toypics.
>>613278
You should give a shit, you're goi.going to have to explain it when you see them in Heaven eventually.
I'm honestly afraid I will die of a heart attack when spanking it to fetish porn.
>implying my hard drive isn't encrypted and that I have a device besides my PC
>>613165
Bunch of pirated shit.
These threads always come off as people scared that their cp will get found. Why would you care what your family finds on your computer after you're dead if you don't have CP?
>>613287
>Heaven
kek, not to get euphoric on you anon but if such a place exists, with the stuff i'm into that isn't a place I will be going.
>Loli and femdom
>>613284
>not getting off to ugly crackwhores being used as cum dumpsters
>>613286
>Well my mom and probably by proxy my dad already knows about my dragon dildo collection
Kek, are you for real?
>>613210
That's illegal too. Teenagers have been arrested for it.
CP laws are so broad that you could be charged with CP just for clicking on a link by mistake. It's not worth the trouble trying to figure out what is legal or illegal. Your best bet is just to avoid anything that has a chance of being cp. I had to stop looking at porn tgp sites because they all linked to CP.
>>613165
Lots of sanic girl yuri
>>613294
Unfortunately I am, it was about 3 years ago maybe, I didn't have but 2 or so at the time, didn't hide them that well, came back to find my stash organized and knew I fucked up. It was incredibly awkward explaining it to her and explaining that I wasn't gay (at the time). Best part is I jokingly said she could use the cumlube. I have made mistakes in my life.
>>613213
They won't lock you up. Just put you on a sexual offender list. pretty sure they can keep people on the Sex predator list past 18 even thought they were charged as a minor.
>>613296
How many you got man, Yuri is my life
>>613293
Even there 2D is superior.
Corruption, humiliation and mindbreak will never be as good and articulate in 3D.
>>613165
All the futa and furry porn I've been drawing for the last decade.
Plus a bunch of interracial amateur videos.
>>613165
video games and about 200gb of chinese cartoon porn
>>320646267
MODS!!
MODS!!!!
MODS!!!!
>>613299
Disgusting.
>>613295
This, so many teenagers here in the US get put on sex offender list because they were sending nude images of themselves to one another. They ruin these kids lives but they don't care
>>613301
>tfw I really like amateur interracial porn for some reason
>>613306
its because you are a racist :^)
>>613296
lots of Amy pics.Any Futa or Dom Amy pics anon?
Unfinished games. Lots.And porn, I guess
>>613274
How can anybody abuse their body like that.
You could always recycle them, no questions asked.
>>613306
>for some reason
It's amazing. Big black guy with a donkey dick, dominating whites and asians. Nothing better.
>>613307
Nah, I just like seeing big dicks go into small places
>>613280
sorry it took so long
>>613310
I have a problem
12GB of fairly mundane "porn", i.e. just pictures of naked ladies
There might be some more risqué stuff in there but I rather doubt anyone would delve in
>>613300
But it's missing the most important factor of being real. Not to sound sadistic, but the fact that it's a real life and not a cartoon character's fantasy land really adds to the result of the orgasm.
>>613165
unforgivable porn
>>613313
You're making excuses for hoarding. Just toss them out. It has nothing to do with being lazy, or freaking out anyone. You're hoarding. Just toss them. Or at least turn it into some art project.
A fugton of reaction images and a few random naughty pics. It'd be embarrassing, either way.
>>613313
Holy shit, you were for real.
What the fuck man, do you have a deathwish? Drinking this fucking much and asting so much money on booze?
What the fuck anon, brutha, you do have a problem, get help you fuck. Start drinking water before your liver just fucking quits.
>>613292does that character even have a name/is from something?
i NEED porn of her
>>613315
This furry shit you keep posting is really annoying, is that its purpose?
>>613317
I throw a few away every day.
>>613217
Well, what kind, like hardcore terrible stuff or teenagers taking selfies?
i had my uncle repair my mechanical graphics card a few days ago and i assume he took a peek at my folders, well he wasn't the uncle i knew anymore to me at least.
>>613165
The worst thing may be my browsing history. I dont really get saving all that fur porn
>>613319
checked
This is good advice. Trips confirmed take this as a sign beer anon.
>>613320
you don't need it.
>>613322
>Drink 6
>Throw away 3
Great system. You should have all the bottles out by never.
>not having a pacemaker hooked up to your computer so that when you die the Thermite in the computer destroys the fucker
>>613329
I meant out of the ones that I accumulated in my closet.
>>613328
yes i do Anon
>>613303
did you really expect an old fart to keep performing crazy stunts all along three new episodes? This is JJ Abrams we're talking about - a cold calculated move to cater to fanboys + make them emotionally invested
>>613332
Nah, man. Just nah.
>>613334
but how am i going to find more porn of her without a name?
>>613331
Mate, you shouldn't be drinking this much to begin with.
Fucks sake pal, life is abuse and enjoying it and what ya can, but ya start going overboard and there won't be anything left to enjoy. Seriously start reconsidering what yer doing, and just ditch the bottles homie, they ain't worth a busted liver, dialysis every week and pain like ya wouldn't imagine. Drinking this much is expensive as fuck too.
shit like this
>>613337
... and this
>>613271
There's a reason why Boku no Pico is a straight man's worst nightmare
>>613336
I know man, I'm working on quitting, there are good days and bad days. I opened up to my family about how I've been drinking, and they've been quite supportive. (the bottles built up before that)
>>613319
6-10 beers a night at 21 isn't too bad, he still has time to live a little before he cools it down.>tfw you drink a half-gallon of vodka a week, sometimes more if stress amps up
>>613185
>dad walks in on a blowjob scene
>pause it, he just says he'll get me later
>zooms out less than two seconds later to reveal a dick
Still safe
>>613308
I fucking hate futa so damn much so no
>>613331
>Drink six
>Toss them aside somewhere
>Take a few out of the closet.
>Wake up next morning.
>See the 6 you drank last night
>Toss them in the closet
Great system.
>>613343
get a load of this queer
>>613165
my fap folder
http://imgur.com/a/GlwKr#0
this is an outdated save tho because imgur cant handle it anymore
>>613344
Alright I actually laughed a little at that. I should have been more clear, the bottles built up when I was hiding my drinking from my family. Now, I throw the fresh bottles away as I drink them, and toss a few of the old ones the next day.
>>613340
Good to hear pal. Even if it is just some random anon who could be yer neighbor or in fucking indonesia, hope ya the best. Just try and ditch the bottles one way or another, keeping symbols of yer addictions nearby won't do ya any good.
Remember, drinking water helps getting that shit out of the system, drink loads of it.
>>613343
AnyDom Amy though? Or at least assertive Amy?
>>320656990
Not him, but click the image and read the white text underneath it anon.
>>613342
he saw it a million times
he knows what is actually going on
he actually saved it to his computer
>>613198
give me the me
>>613349
I appreciate that man, really.
>>613165
My external with tame stuff on it. I keep my unforgivable stuff on cloud storage.
I'd be more worried about them finding the key to and opening my safe.
>>613271
he has a dick
>>613282
that was the size of my AA2 folder
>>613356
Perfect for sucking.
>>613165
Hentai games, VNs and lots of reaction images with knights
>>613358
but that's gay
>>613165
Mostly not much.
>>613254
My nigga. What about Yumina or Rance? Those also have okay gameplay.
>>613347
>wewill never find a scanlation of the sakuya futanari hentai
>>613360
Not if tries to get you pregnant.
>>613364
LONDON
O
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D
O
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Me posting in this thread
>they will find my 6000 image collection of Gardevoir
>they will see all this twisted shit I have
Everything is well hidden. No one would go into the Batman Arkham City folder, which is inside an Assassin's Creed 3 folder
They'll find my loli onahole though
Video games and a bunch of stupid pictures they wouldn't understand the context of, but certainly nothing embarrassing or damning.
I definitely don't save porn or browse questionable websites.
>>613346
>cum inflation
>slideshow
LITERALLY PATRICIAN FAMM
Made my fucking day
Nothing NSFW really, other than a Lewdgamer bookmark.
>>613370
You are welcome
im glad i could make someone happy
now send money to this paypal address to get more pics
[email protected]
>>613224
No you cunt, he's obviously me
>>613370
>>613372
>mfw seeing the rest
rused
>>613165
I delete my porn at least three times a day and i use incognito mode on chrome, so they'll just find a few games and maybe an account i never logged out of
>>613374
what do you mean?
you dont like it?
>>613335
Inaba_Tewi. You didn't use IQDB?
>>613376
I love my bellies but only if they are filled with cum
Fuck vore and insertion
>>613378
yeah it's pretty mixed
i'm uploading 100 inflated now
if you want to see it send any amount of money to this paypal
[email protected]
I hide every file I want hidden deep inside the windows system files. The only bad thing I've got is skyrim with porn mods and Fate Stay Night with H scenes.
Thankfully I have shit like john the ripper, truecrypt and nmap which would scare them a lot more.
>>613338
... AND this, now that we're in a NSFW board
>>613406
wew mods actually being nice and sending threads to trash instead of deleting them
>>613459
'tis a blessing
>>613165
Welcome to trash.
Home of furry porn, pony porn, and hunger games. Also avatar fagging.
>>613380
fuck it here it is
>>613165
Tons of gay porn and gay furry porn.
Along with a couple dozen pics of my cock and asshole.
And naked pics of guys ive chatted with on grindr and growlr.
>My moms face when.
>Pokemon porn
>Furry porn
>Bestiality
>Pony porn
Good thing only I know my passwords, my porn is going to the grave with me. They shall never know.
>pony porn
>bestiality
>furry
>random r34
>pics of my dick and me cumming on weird shit
would be epic
>>613165
I fuck load of pone porn
>>613337
>>613338
>MFW that's a dude
>Futa porn
>MY experiences erping on omegle
>Reaction images
>>613165
This thread you jackass
>>613341
iktf bro. My parents would give me a shitton of money in college so I'd waste it on quality liquor. I drank like half a bottle of whiskey every day for about a year. Weird thing is that it was surprisingly easy to stop. No withdrawal symptoms or anything, apart from my body becoming prematurely shitty, of course. But I never cared about that anyways.
Lots of polandball
>>613204
That's fine. I'm working on a ff9 fanfiction, now. Someone's gotta keep the burmecians alive. ;_;
>>613176
is that spiderman in the top left of that newspaper?
Fucking everywhere these days
Scat
Loli
Shota
G/fur
S/fur
Scat
Cheese pizza
Traps
Id be fucked
>>613295
You only get changed for cp if you download it. Not if its in browser history because sometimes people troll you with cp links hidden as something mundane,
I have no interest in cheese pizza but I seriously dislike that its illegal and people can go to prison for years over it.
>oh hurdur your downloaded pictures
fuck you I should be able to download whatever I want to my hardrive and the only reason I don't bother putting in the effort to not get caught is because their tits are too small and so are their pussies so its like eh
>>613500
Can you give me sauce?
Google says "the image is too big or the network connection too slow" and iqdb doesn't help.
