/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Jihadi Jane Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
LET'S GO IN THE GARDEN
YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING WAITING
RIGHT THERE WERE YOU LEFT IT
LYING UPSIDE DOWN
Kuso thread OP.
-insert Lapis abuse bait to lure out aggressive Lapisfags-
>>609994
I want to punch Lapis until she cries
>>609994
But I like Lapis abuse.
>>609994
Lapis is such an idiot! I bet she can't even read!
>>610012
That's not even close.
>>609994
Lapis will never have a child.
nth for /freak/
>>609981
>loves rose intensely
>>610024
Well I didn't want to post abuse. I wanted to post Lapis realizing Earth will never get her name right, ever again.
>>610045
There are people named Lapis!
>>610027
yes plz
>>610013
>>610059
Yes, but that doesn't mean Bob is gonna hear it.
>>609987
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuuuuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh uh
>>610023
NO, BAD ANON
>>610026
3rd panel: garnet sees steven watching some shitty anime, she is ashamed of her weeaboo child, steven is confused on why she is ashamed
>>610023
this doesn't surprise me, not at all
>>610069
i would never belittle lapis i understand she has a hard time with things.
i will continually vet lapis as an ok gem because she has a nice dress and and a water flute thing she does and she's just trying her damnedest to do the right thing i think which is why she has jasper in a fusion head lock at the bottom of the ocean.
pearl/lapis ships are fine.
>>610007
I'm sure she wants to do the same to you anon
>>610007
faggot, i want to do the complete opposite
i want to lapis lappy a lapis
>>610141
Lapis is a fine character and her pain is understandable and she is in a great deal of unneeded suffering and I hope Steven gives her a hug
That said I want to see her bloody, broken, crying, and having the living shit tormented out of her
>>610172
rocks don't bleed you fucking dumpling
>>610169
LAPIS LIVED IN A LAPIS WITH HER LAPIS ON A LAPIS
>>610172
gore fetish? me too
>>610185
No but I can pretend
>>610172
Me too, anon! I like you!
>>610187
God we have to see what it was like when she landed on home world
>>610027
i want that big tiger to step on me
>>609994
Lapis Lazuli is a filthy fucking homeless Gem!
>>610127
kek
>>610224
Look at this guy posting shit in two threads at once.
>>610219
Rough sex that leaves your body aching, followed by gentle cuddling for me, please
>>610172
see,now we're getting down to good taste and great feelings.
is this start or some nice su guro/emotionally jarring comics spam i feel coming on?
jasper is icky
>>610224
as if a beautiful blue space girl would be in an earth slum. she would probably make money in the circus because she can control water.
>>610169
same lol
>>610256
>>610250
prepare for the shitstorm, faggot
>>610255
>pic related
>>610201
I guess so yeah
More the beaten and bloodied thing
>>610261
ehehehehe ewww weirddddd.
>>610253
Or as a prostitute.
>>610261
>Human Lapis fucked by animal mutant Jasper
>>610261
Why are they wet? Why is Jasper a tiger and a shark? What is wrong with her dick?
>>610240
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEESSSSSSS
I don't care if it's useless slice of life shit. I want 20 episodes of Lapis losing her mind as she adapts to Earth and having to live with the gems.
>>610282
> What is wrong with her dick?
It's a feminine gem penis
Would Lapis be happy with a herd of Lapises?
>>610282
Lapis is a water, probably because fetishes, and that is a dog's dick, which is great because I fucking love dog dick compared to that tentacle shit
>>610260
same lol
>>610290
If we go by how Sugar and Zuke draw Lapis she's going to be a grumpy and smug little shit. Can't wait.
>>610304
tentacle dick is love
>>610282
That's a canine dick
>>610255
when will you come to the dark side of worldly pleasure straight edge pearl?
when will you turn 23 and drink your first beer?
>>610310
same lol
>>610304
lapis is a water
>a water
> A WATER
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>610304
Anon one day you'll learn to appreciate all girl dicks
>>610321
tentacle cocks
are a shit
always have been and always will be
they're lazy, boring, and aesthetically dull
>>610304
Dog dicks are best dicks desu
>>610336
same lol
>>610344
I love girl dick don't get me wrong
I just fucking hate tentacle cocks and have for years
>>610351
fuck you nigger
>>610359
same lol
>>610351
I appreciate their flexibility and potential versatility but wish they had a more interesting and stimulating design
>>610332
Never.
>>610390
oh you.
>>610332
>23 to drink beer
kek
>>610386
same lol
>>610386
but who is the real lapisfag ;_;
>>610388
What do you mean more intresting and stimulating design?
>>610403
i'm good with the jokes.
i do the jokes.
>>610366
It may be more cancerous than /co/, but here we're welcome. They've already implemented /sug/ players on the 4cc team.
>>610388
I mean they're great for that like any tentacle, but nobody ever USES it for that, dammit. They don't show it writhing, they don't show it squirming around inside, they don't have it do anything interesting or weird, 99% of artists just use it as an excuse to draw a lumpy vague dick!
>>610261
MORE!
>>610026
Rocks don't reproduce like that.
>>610413
Maybe you don't draw, but tentaclecocks have been really lazy and simple in design. You could get into detail, make it look more interesting, but artists don't. Cocks are hella fun to look at and make varied, but these people just... have some simple mass they color in when they do tentaclebulges.
>>610406
>>610407
same lol
>>610443
Alright, we get it. We all see Lapis, you can knock it off now.
>>610351
but they're smooth and squishy, with much more possibilities than a dog dick
>>610460
I dunno, knots are pretty great
>>610419
if the worst thing we have to deal with is horse genitals and thrown away threads for the trade off of being pretty free to post whatever you like i'd take /trash/ over /co/ any day.
/co/ may have more people but the longer our general stays around in /trash/ the more the people will just know it as a open secret and it'll also server to filter out the poopy content posters.
/trash/ is great.
>>610460
Regular cocks are too. If you want something fat, just draw a fat dick, sheesh. Dog dicks have the knot, too; you can't beat that. Match it, can't beat it.
>>610483
i can never understand mlp horsecocks. They're all female, so are artists just being intentionally obnoxious?
>>610492
Do you like tentacle dicks or not? Make up your mind
>>610351
That's the point though. They are worst placeholders and they are distinctly alien. There is no pressing need for bells and whistles.
>>610443
same lol
>>610504
N O
O
>>610498
There are plenty of males on MLP
>>610473
I'm the only person that ships these two.
>>610528
So what you're saying is that Lapis has crabs?
>>610528
No you ain't
>>610528
LAPIS IS A SLUT
>>610505
I mean, I know, but I'll still hold that against the artist for not doing anything interesting with them. I saw a Homestuck one that was actually good once, showing off a gross and huge variety of weird fucking tentacle dicks that all did something different or odd.
But most artists just have some colored blob.
>>610528
I'm roleplaying them and their relationship on WoW.
>>610564
More so than Lapis and anyone else?
>>610576
A dumb slut no less.
>>610505
>There's no need for bells and whistles
You've obviously never taken a dick senpai
tentacle dicks are awesome and lapis should have one
>>610586
Uh-hu... and in what way are you roleplaying? Care to take a screenshot?
>>610592
No because I prefer Lapis without one so Jasper can do the ore mining
Oh boy, futa breeding frenzy, my fav how did you know artist
>>610591
Now you know my horrible shame, anon-kun.
what if they just don't have peens at all
>>610617
>no peens
What a gay
>>610608
she would still having a perfectly usable hole for her
>>610436
![tumblr_nz6fhpWoJd1uz4q02o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XVSRBNI.png "tumblr nz6fhpWoJd1uz4q02o1 1280[1]")
>>610576
Made for lewd!
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135396906890/we-were-the-most-reblogged-animated-tv-show-on
Still waiting to find out how Tumblr reacted to this. I got permabanned for putting "nigger" in my username, so I'm relying on you goys.
>>610651
Not with that attitude baka desu senpai
>>610658
Doesn't seem like something that'll merit an interesting reaction.
>>610587
>>610630
Yeah but that's boring too, splits the focus too much, and doesn't make the sexual dynamic as fun
>>610617
I don't understand
>>610651
You could have fooled me
WHATS NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA WHOA, WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, PEARL, WE HAVE CHERRY TREES, AND LOTS OF HOURS WITH YOU, SO GO AND POWDER YOUR CUTE SHARP NOSE.
PEARL, PEARL, THE WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO, YOU AND YOUR PEARL NOSE.
WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, PEARL, YOU'RE SO THRILLING, AND WE'RE SO WILLING TO CARE FOR YOU, SO GO AND MAKE UP YOUR BIG LITTLE PEARL EYES.
PEARL, PEARL, WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO, YOU AND YOUR PEARLY EYES.
WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE? WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S NEW PEARL UNIVERSE WHOA WHOA.
PEARL, YOU'RE SO DELICIOUS, AND IF ALL OUR WISHES COME TRUE, WE'LL SOON ALL HAVE OUR OWN PEARL LIPS.
PEARL, PEARL, WE LOVE YOU, YES WE DO
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY LIPS.
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY EYES.
YOU AND YOUR PEARLY NOSE!
>Based off:What's New Pussycat.<
>>610640
tentacle dick lapis forever
>>610667
Have you ever considered applying your autism to a profession, Indexer?
>>610696
fuck
you
I want Lapis with a hole like a goddamn watering fountain for Jasper to do things to that'd make Rose blanch
>>610157
Punch Lapis until she laughs?
>>610696
NO. She has a regular normal penis
>>610706
Honestly, knowing Lapis, she would do that by default actually.
>>610693
And you thought this was worthwhile to type up?
>>610669
anal and lots fo cum are always fun, and they can switch
Lets take all of this thread so far:
>Someone making a rendition of What's New Pussycats.<
>And if Lapis has a tentacle or regular penis.<
Whut.
>>610709
Ignoring the penis she looks really good in that shirt with those pants
We penis now?
>>610617
They can shapeshift so it doesn't matter.
>>610700
I already am
>>610719
No, but i'm bored as all fuck, have all the time in the world, and finally had to get some un resolved shit done, like having a Pearl related rendition of What's New Pussycat.
>>610732
We've always been penis
>>610709
>>610751
jesus fucking christ indexer you sure had this one ready
>>610732
>>610732
>Hmm
>Greg's got a big one we can infer that much
>Which means Steven probably does
>Then multiply him with Connie which in fusion general makes shit huge
>Which means Stevonnie probably has a coke can down there for them
my brilliant deduction and reasoning teaches me this is 112% canon
>>610778
a cock. a big fat cock
this thread is severely lacking in dottie
>>610769
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Ftrash%2F1450470423295.png
AHAH OH WAIT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE CHROME YOU CAN'T DO THAT AHAHAHAH
Fuck you Hiroshima Nagasaki
Yes i do have a lot of these already, i still have a easier time using GRIS and then searching by filename instead of just searching in the 38k+ images in the folders
>>610809
What's GRIS?
>>610799
Sorry man, she'll get her time when episodes start up, right now it's about slapping Lapis in the face with Jasper and Stevonnie's bulldozen dicks until she's got matching black eyes
>>610814
Google Reverse Image Search
https://images.google.com
If you have chrome, you can just rightclick images and select "Search Google for image"
>>610799
i got you anon. our little racist is still in our hearts.
>>610785
>Stevonnie is equal parts male and female
>Stevonnie's body is femine
>all of the masculinity is concentrated in Stevonnie's huge penis
>>610778
What if setvonnie is a full futa, vag and penis?
Would tumblr be forced to accept this as a new sexuality? Could we get dickgirl surgery legitimized?
>>610863
>Could we get dickgirl surgery legitimized?
I hope not. If it aint broke don't fix it.
>>610863
>Would tumblr be forced to accept this as a new sexuality?
That's not a sexuality. "Straight" and "gay" are sexualities.
>>610843
Works for me
Concentrate the masculinity into her 4 pound nutsack too
>>610863
Legit we're never going to find out, save for denied-by-Sugar reveals after the end. I imagine tumblr would do the same thing tumblr always does; be a massive media site where some people are loudly excited, get yelled at with old-man-on-lawn predictability, and the rest have no real opinion and move on.
>>610879
it's tumblr
>>610879
anon he's talking about dickgirl surgery dude is fucking with
>>610879
eh, sexuality could mean anything in the subject of sex. If I had explicitly meant sexual orientation, I would have said it.
Who is the most meme gem?
>>610882
>I imagine tumblr would do the same thing tumblr always does
You mean attempt to drive any artist who draw porn of Stevonnie (or any characters for that matter) to suicide?
Nose Biting is a fetish, right?
RIGHT?
>>610873
> if it ain't broke don't fix it
The fact that vag+dick girls is not a real thing *is* a flaw in humanity. It's broke, we must fix it.
PERI CHERRY MAKES CUMMIES FOR DADDY
>>610910
>Pearl getting amorous with a giant woman
that's way more my fetish
I wanna see Pearl get all Pearl when she don't gotta torment herself over Rose no more and some other alpha gem is around for her to hang off of
Actually considering that feeds right into her fucked up problems maybe she should just hook up with Amethyst already
>>610879
>"Straight" and "gay" are sexualities.
Female and male are sexualities you ignorant asshole.
Straight bi and gay are sexual orientation.
>>610910
No, it isn't.
Monday, January 4: “The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
Tuesday, January 5: “Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
Wednesday, January 6: “It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.
Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
http://imgur.com/a/IifSS#pLWcYeW
^ is this real or is someone screwing with reddit?
>>610843
so who has a bigger dick, jasper or stevonnie?
>>610936
Sexuality and Sexual orientation are the same thing.
The word you guys are looking for is gender
>>610967
Stevonnie's is bigger, but Jasper's is more functional.
>>610945
Who the fuck cares about reddit?
Why do you even go there?
>>610981
Because you fucking thick-headed mere-slurping loaf, the image CAME from reddit, so they are asking for confirmation here.
>>610923
This is the worst sentence ever made.
>>610940
Is this real?
IS THIS REAL?
>>610939
oh thank god
>>611003
No, it's a hot dank meme. The show is cancelled.
>>610940
fake
>>610940
This is retarded. None of these match the titles we have.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-will-finally-return-to-our-screens-in-j-1748759386
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>611003
Yep. Press release sent to various media people. Multiple people reporting as much.
Stevenbomb 4 confirmed.
>>610974
Gender and sex is the same fucking thing
>>610992
jasper is a gem she can be a 1995 model ford truck with backseat lights and a car horn that plays the local top 10 if she fucking wants
>>610940
>STEVEN SHOTGUN
>STRAIGHT OUT OF NEW YEAR
>STARTS WITH A FLASHBACK TO THE WAR
>>610990
>fucking thick-headed mere-slurping loaf
Pft, you're trying too hard.
I don't even watch the show, I just like the rock people.
I have no idea what Peridot sounds like.
>>611016
>>611027
>IT'S ACTUALLY POTENTIALLY REAL FOR REAL
>>611013
'The Answer' was confirmed by Rebecca Sugar, and that wasn't on the list of episodes that we got during the summer.
http://www.themarysue.com/comics-pros-shout-out-fave-female-creators/
>>611033
She sounds like a fat, sassy black woman.
16 days until we return
>>610940
This is as fake as my tits
>>611022
is this a Rick & morty reference?
>>611043
anon confirmed to have not had boob job
>>611041
I really hope you're joking.
>>611029
No, I'm just feeling sassy because this could be more Steven confirmation and he's wasting precious seconds whining through the nose about reddit
>>611051
I'm not.
>>611052
>I'm just feeling sassy
And failing at it
>>610940
It's not fake.
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/677954608262594560
>>610940
oh boy, this is gonna be good
>>611046
No
>>610940
Time for Lapis!
>>611056
I don't care because new Steven, fuck yes
confirmed
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/677954608262594560
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-will-finally-return-to-our-screens-in-j-1748759386
HOLY FUCK
I GOT HELD BACK IN THE TRASH MYSELF. TWICE!
LOOK AT ME MAN, NOW I DRIVE THE HYPE BUS
>>611033
She sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gkiii7URk
>>611085
You're an idiot
>>611097
i'm scared to click what if it's not exactly how i imagine her
>>611106
imagine if a frog had a high-pitched human voice
TIME TO RE EMERGE
TO /co/, POST-HASTE
>>611106
Peridot is a fucking nerd who keeps trying to come off as some smooth calm computer type when she's a retarded corn chip
It's pretty endearing after a while
>less than a month left of /trash/
>>611102
>getting mad because you were wrong about new episodes
>>610940
holy fucking shit its happening,
>>611117
Hell no. Can we stay here until episodes air? And then STAY stay here and only go to /co/ for that reason? Please
>>611106
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLE
Also, I like the music in this show.
>>611130
No i mean for the occasion
We gotta still stay in /trash/ until the 4th and we can still hang around after that
Just gotta slap it in face of the mods like, right now
>>611124
>qt gril ice cyclops with short hair
what have you done to me
>>611124
"Le u mad m eme"
How am I even mad? Why would I be angry at all?
Ha, guess I don't need these depressed gems anymore since we're coming back.
I'm still gonna keep making them of course
>>611139
I'm revving up my shitposts. I am so ready for this. Those clods won't know what hit them!
>>611139
I guess I mean like
I don't wanna let's just stay here, it's peaceful
Hello /sug/!!
CHAPTER 36 (1/?)
Running as fast as his fat, stubby legs can take him, Ronaldo makes easy progress through the neighborhood, lucky to be so intimately familiar with its every twist
and turn. He cuts across to Crawford terrace and once again faces the ocean. He stops for a moment to catch his breath and listen for the sound of footsteps. It's hard to
hear much over his labored breathing but he thinks he might be in the clear. He pats at the camera in the pocket of his gigantic cargo pants to make sure it's still
there and sets off again in a brisk jog toward the beach.
At the end of the street now, he crosses through a driveway into the back yard, setting off the security lights. He panics and begins to run again, making a break for
their fence. A dog starts to bark inside the house. He makes it to the fence and, grabbing a post, launches himself over, rolling down the steep hill toward the rocks
below. With each cycle around, Ronaldo can feel the camera in his pocket jam hard into his calve- can feel all of today's investigation and hard work being crushed
between his huge, blubbery legs and the hard ground. Between a cop and a hard place (get it? because of the rocks? Though shouldn't it still be "between a rock and ___"
in that case? Between a rock and cop place? You know, what, just disregard this whole thing and I will start over).
Straightening his body so that he will fall vertically, Ronaldo plants his legs down hard, slows and stops just a few feet from the rocks. That was pretty close. He lies on his back
watching the water while the remaining light disappears. Could Dongleston have followed him all the way out here? Did he see Ronaldo's face? Would he have recognized
him from back in the Big Donut? Would it be safe for him to go home? Ronaldo was certain that Officer Dongleston, the so-called "hero" who was so conveniently in the
neighborhood to murder his little brother and foil their "terror plot", was in on the whole conspiracy.
>>610940
RIGHT BEFORE I'M ABOUT TO WATCH STAR WARS
I hope the film is good enough to stop me thinking about this.
>>611158
It is.
>>611157
(2/?)
It all came together after the strange dream he'd had. The hooded
figure had to have represented Big Brother- the cat, maheshwaren, obviously just a pet, a slave to the government- his bleeding entrails were his second amendment rights.
Ronaldo picks himself up, brushing the dirt off and checking the camera in his pocket. The loose pieces he feels banging around against each other in there aren't a
very good sign, so he doesn't bother taking it out to look. Actually seeing the damage will do nothing to lift his spirits. He jumps down the rocks and onto the beach,
thinking maybe he should finally make the switch to digital.
Moving slowly along the rocks so as to remain unseen from atop the hill, he makes his way down the beach. Within minutes he reaches the funland park and takes refuge
underneath the pier. He stands behind a large support beam and looks up at Beach City, wondering if the cop really would have attempted to murder him given the chance.
Ronaldo had seen too much in the past couple hours and he knows it. He also knows that he can't risk getting caught now, evidence or no. Finally, he removes the camera
and examines the shattered lense and smashed case. He tries the power button and gets no response. "Just fucking great" he mutters to himself. Suddenly a voice from
behind: "Hey buddy, what's that you've got there? Looks expensive."
Nearly wetting himself in fright, Ronaldo whirls around and sees the blue woman. This has to be the same one they had been whispering about back at the Big Donut.
How many other people are blue? Probably not many.
"I asked you a question, big guy." She is aiming a gun at him now.
"I-it's just a camera" she's getting closer. "It's broken. It's trash now."
"Well that's no fun" she says, slapping it into the sand with her free hand. "What else do you have? Empty out those pockets, fatty."
>>610940
>Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
The fucking Peridot secrets holy shit
>>610940
Huh
Garnet is gonna tell Steven some serious shit, the other episodes looks kinda heavy too, looks like the plot is now under way for the season
>>>/co/78273184
drop your requests fags
>>611157
>>611164
(3/4)
Ronaldo turns out his pockets and hands the woman his phone, house keys and wallet. The latter two she stashes in her stylish fanny pack, while his phone is snapped
in half and tossed into the water. She puts the gun to his head. "Get on your knees."
Ronaldo breaks down and starts crying.
"Jesus Christ why does everyone here do this? what ever happened to real men who stood their ground and didn't piss their pants every time something scary happened?
What happened to America, kid? Is it the bottled water? The flouride? The GMOs? I don't understand this generation."
"A-actually I think a vaccine I got as a baby may have given me a mild form of autism" Ronaldo manages to choke out
"See, there's another problem. You guys always have to blame your shortcomings on something else. 'I can't do it, I have ADD' or 'I can't do it, I'm autistic' all seem
like bullshit excuses to me. If you want to get out there and be a contributing member of society, you've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and CONTRIBUTE.
Don't play victim to some made-up disease an overpaid quack is using to sell you pills, because guess what? You don't need them. You need motivation. You need less
coddling from mommy and daddy and more real life experiences. You look like a guy who spends all his time on a computer. That's good and fine, but if all your human
contact comes from the internet, how are you supposed to recognize and utilize body language in real life? Just look at your posture. How much time per day do you
spend in a computer chair? Look, I'm not trying to shit on you too much here, but maybe you should try an exercise ball to sit on. It's a good core workout and all you
do is just sit there. Haha jesus, what am I even talking about? Get on your knees already kid, this'll be over soon."
>>611169
I'm still like the conceptual idea that Sugilite is them basically convincing Sapphire to drink and it all going to hell when it's 12 hours later and she's wondering if they sell size 170 leather boots for her to grind into Pearl's face
>>611175
Pearl snorting flour straight out of the container
>>611097
This show seems pretty cool, should I actually watch it?
>>611021
Sex and Sexuality isnt
>>611157
>>611164
>>611180
(4/4)
Shaking, Ronaldo does as he is told.
"Any last words?" he feels the barrel of the gun touch the back of his head.
He has none. He squeezes his eyes shut tight and listens to the wind, to the waves, to the strange rustling coming from the grass up on the hill. The rustling turns to
crunching rocks, and now sand. It's getting closer.
"Well," the woman says, amused, moving the gun away from his head, "looks like company. You can go now. Go home and clean the shit out of your pants, ha ha."
She motions with her gun to the opposite end of the pier, and Ronaldo quickly stands up and begins to run for it.
"Oh yeah, Tubby. By the way, if I ever see you again, I'm going to kill you. Bye."
This time he does not look back.
fuck that took forever to post
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>611190
Why are you asking this in a general for the show?
>>611123
>>611117
But what if they don't let us back in. /co/ was highly reluctant to keep us even when we were not on hiatus. Would they even let /sug/ back in seeing what it can become when it's loosened from 4chans social contract?
>>611190
Yeah, it's pretty good overall
>>611202
We've a confirmed date, they won't stop us.
>>611175
peridot finding inrefutable proof the holocaust didn't happen
>>>/co/78273184
>>>/co/78273245
kek
>>610940
>Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
WHAT THE FUCK? I'm hyped as shit
>>611202
nigga what is that tiny ant image dude why?
Oh boy another bomb
>>611202
If /co/ is going to be shitty like this, then we can just move all the generals here. Not just /sug/ but all of them.
>>611152
could you do one of Marty or Mayor Dewey?
>>610940
>Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>STEVEN NOT BELIEVING
I want to get a girlfriend, just do jasper will steal her away from me. Just railing my girlfriend in front of me with her massive Dick, I want watch and jerk my little Dick while I think about how I could never pleasure my Gf like jasper could.
>>611190
You're in a general for the show. What answers are you expecting?
>>611175
Marty pushing Sour Cream on the swings
also move on here >>>/co/78273184
>>611222
The show has been really good about letting Steven grow up gradually, and experience the kind of genuine uncomfortable familial shit a lot of shows don't bother with. So it'll be good to see what happens with this one.
>>611222
A whole bomb is incoming
>>611193
Keep baiting
>>611239
Just watch it. And find the answer for yourself. But stay atleast up for the first 10 or 11 episodes. Steven is very obnoxious at the beginning
>>611239
>Not sure how she joins the CGs after that but okay.
Part of the show's themes is basically trying to find a solution other than murder, which the gems LOVE as a solution
>>610940
So we back in January?
>>611251
>Steven is very obnoxious at the beginning
Why do people keep saying that
Steven is fine, he's a literal 10 year old and they're trying to find his voice and cadence for the show
So is trash /sug/ going to be the NSFW sister to /co/ /sug/ when we come back? No sense just putting all our eggs in /co/
>>611281
we will now have 2 bases, one where faggots on /co/ will completely shit all over and one here for the lewds.
Does anyone have a backup of any Fullscribbleanon's stories?
>>611270
Yes, I completely agree, but I can also see that that's not exactly what you want to see in your show protagonist, an accurate depiction of a twelve year old. You want someone with a bit more emotional range, which is why they might comment to just wait through the first ten or so episodes, which I also agree with.
>>611231
steven turns to drugs and hits the wall of depression
>>611270
I just started the first episode and this shit's fucking annoying.
When do the homeworld rocks show up? I like those better.
>show's coming back in a couple of weeks
>just got early X-mas presents
Suddenly life is not so bad. No suicide anymore.
>>611300
Well, Steven has a lot more range as a written character to begin with. I guess it's a given and a small situational issue; Steven was not going to be very good the first few episodes no matter what. Again, because they just started. All shows feel kind of rough right to start.
Second, well that's half of the idea. It's a kids show designed so that Steven sort of is a surrogate for young kids in that age range. He is intentionally a kid a lot since the show's idea is a take on issues through his eyes.
>>611316
Oh anon....
Don't do this to us
>>611316
End of the season.
>>611281
>/co/ is homeworld
>/trash/ is earth
>>611324
>All shows feel kind of rough right to start
Not all shows.
Regular Show for example started pretty solid
>>611313
> steven is doing coke and meth
> his dad notices, introduces him to acid instead
> steven grows up all in one episode and finds the light.
> fatherly acid bonding on the beach
please.
>>611332
that's an interesting way to look at it
>>611346
The end of the season.
>>611346
End of season.
>>611349
somewhere in between they have a ton of jam sessions
>>611355
WE
post yfw Cartoon Network cancels TTG
>>611402
post yfw it's your new favorite show
>>611402
>post yfw supernoobs replace it
>>611402
my feel when that is not a bad show
>>611478
The lore is slowly revealed throughout the episodes.
>>611478
I'm sorry, Ruby and Sapphire were the great plot reveal of the season end.
>>610967
Greg/Steven fusion
>POST YFW SU IS RETURNING ON JAN 4
>ITS A STEVENBOMB
>>611562
I'd never shit post here in /sug/.
Here's a good link I found to prove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gTD6EHRjvA
>>611598
you did good friend
real good
>>611585
https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209
I'm so ready
>>611598
Nice, thank you
>>611623
AWWW SHIT
>>611229
so we're moving to /co/? but here is nice
>>611702
Just for this hype train
As soon as it dies down everyone will be back here to shitpost and drink bleach together again
>>611598
Now Peridot snorting Gem Dust off Pearls ass.
>>611623
NEW GEMS
Remember guys, everyone in the flashback who hasn't been seen before is dead or corrupted from the war
MY DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JwvA5an0Lo
ITS ALL I EVER WANTED
>>611771
dead gems. or gems that maybe can be uncorrupted
>>611779
>that garnet tho
looks good, looking pretty fucking good
What are you listening to /sug/?
>>610940
>FINALLY, some actual news
It's about fucking time!
>>611820
Tokusatsu hero theme songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0YT3VXtAs
>>611820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u91t0_wfL6k
>>610940
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ANOTHER FUCKING STEVENBOMB
FUCK
>>611860
My thoughts exactly.
>>611042
Wait, was there an announcement?
>>611893
see http://irishfilmcritic.com/calling-all-steven-universe-fans/
>>611893
Scroll the fuck up
>>611893
YES THERE WAS! DIDN'T YOU SEE?
>>611893
Dude
Look up ya dolt
>>611820
dace gavin dance on spotify
>>611893
Christ, you're like this fucker
>>611820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmo2ZqS-nE
this album's no Armed Forces or This Year's Model or what have u but it's fucking solid for a debut.
Holy shit.2 weeks away to go back to /co/.
Im ready.
>>611207
I'm not sure of how make it visually funny, any ideas?
>>611623
Bestmom AND lore?! Is it my birthday?
>>611936
it's gonna get even messier
>>611936
I can't wait to post my 1100 word fan fiction chapters and get instantly banned for a week
>>611859
best TMBG album.
How did you feel about the new one? I almost like the new kid's album more than Glean.
I hope with the new episode, they finally pull the trigger on Garnet being more open to her team.
I always believed that she would eventually realize she doesn't need to be distant nor even a leader for them. They can be completely open to each other, thereby making fusion possible without that. A true team.
Steven, make it happen.
>>611939
Its something really to look forward to. I want to see some war and new gems
>post yfw they show ponies in SU
>>611936
anybody remember that anon who confirmed the date?
>>611945
this always reminds me of how fucking bad it is to be an SU fan
>>611970
>eventually realize she doesn't need to be distant nor even a leader for them
>nor even a leader for them
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHHHAAAHH
HAVE YOU FUCKING *SEEN* PEARL AND AMETHYST?
>>612001
Sugar confirmed for following us into /trash/. A brave soul.
>>612009
>inb4 it actually happens
>inb4 Steven is now the official leader
>all the pressure is now onto him
>>607496
Sorry for the late as shit reply but I had to sleep, I didn't make the other Bad Pearl edits this was my first.
>>612016
sorry sucrose we mean well!
I'd like to request a peridot version of this scenario
>>612009
they have flaws, doesn't mean they can't learn from them
Don't think that Garnet isn't without problems.
Only when they full open up, will they become the giant woman on the statue near their house.
>Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
WHAT?! STEVEN, NO!
>>612038
The real question is what the everloving fuck did the Crystal Gems do.
What the fuck could they DO to Steven
>>612038
>Steven was depressed and scared as hell that episode
>Garnet the only one to end up believing him and the assuring him he's a Crystal Gem too
is there any doubt Garnet is a best mom
>>612059
What if it's Peridot's fault?
>>612059
>What the fuck could they DO to Steven
let's not turn this into an /ss/ thread, thanks
Prediction,
>CG, Peridot, and Steven goes to the Moon.
>Perdiot betrays everyone and contacts Homeworld
>Steven spends the next episode sulking about his misplaced trust in Peridot dooming the Earth
>>612059
they revealed that Steven's mom wasn't as perfect as Greg remembers?
I don't know.
>>612064
>>612067
Shut your whore mouths
>>612067
Oh god. The last episode say Steven listens to Peris diary, but doesn't say that Peri is there. She totally does leave
>>612080
You know it's possible, anon.
>>610940
FUCKING STEVENBOMBS WHY? JUST GIVE US AN EPISODE A WEEK, THESE BOMBS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE! FUCK YOU CN YOU RETARDS LEARN TO SCHEDULE, YOU WOULDN'T NEED THE BOMBS TO DRUM UP INTEREST IF YOU WOULD AIR THE SHOW MORE, BUT NO YOU NEED MORE TIMESLOTS FOR OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW!
>>612059
the real real question ,will steven show edge ? im waiting for some edge
>>612086
Oh it's all coming together now
>>612097
Shaddup Pearl #64356
>>612101
The only people who will show edge are the Gems and other humans. Steven is pure.
Who wants a write request?
It's gonna have to be done here since other chan is gonna be down for a while.
That means a little harder on me but oh well.
>>611899
>that clip
>that homeworld teaser
>Ruby and Sapphire weren't even originally rebels
>they were ambassadors from Homeworld
And then they found out they were gay.
>>612116
Oh Peri and Steven being cute, with Peri learning something new about humans?
>>612116
What do you mean by 'write' request?
Putting characters into plots?
>>612116
Listening to Green Day and that parrot's head motions sync perfect with the music.
>>612116
The gems browsing /sug/
>>612132
he's going 2 make ur favorite characters BANG
>>611585
>ITS A STEVENBOMB
That's not true, right? I fucking hate CN.
>>612140
YES
>>612131
Sounds good my boy, I will wait for others to have their chance.
>>612132
Anything they want. Within reason of course.
>>612140
The gems each finding out a fetish they can fap too
>>612148
Garnet gets caught Masturbating.
>>612140
Is there anything specific you want?
>>612154
>fap
I think you mean masturbate, pls no futa.
>>612160
I like this one, there isn't that many good lewds
>Monday, January 4: “The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
garnet chalks up a 2bit lesbian story
>Tuesday, January 5: “Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
one of the gems makes a smart remark and steven's butt gets hurt
>Wednesday, January 6: “It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.
something gay happens on the moon
>Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
steven realizes that he might be on the wrong side because of events on the moon
>Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
steven listens to little shit peridot's diary and probably tries to use friendship to mend something
>>612169
Yeah either is fine
>>612116
Steven getting uncomfortable as old futa Vidalia keeps pressing her bulge in Steven's crotch-height face.
>>612168
Just go wild!
Surprise me! Go far and beyond!
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-will-finally-return-to-our-screens-in-j-1748759386?trending_test_five_c&utm_expid=66866090-76.Xf7HV5ZSS3i8CtAkjmzQiA.3&utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2F
>Peridot escapes on the Moon
>Steven stops believing
>Steven listens to Peri's diary and realizes one redeeming quality before the cluster murders everyone
Peridemption was a lie.
>>612188
Sounds good, will start on this.
Have a new one I wrote just before other chan's death
>Monday, January 4: “The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
Let me sum it up so you don't even have to watch it.
>Muh fusion Muh fusion's made of love all others were shit we're perfect
>>611820
being a year late to someone i like making a new album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYCD8MVhYc
So what kind of porn would you like to see more f
>>612246
Peridot getting raped.
>>612246
Any with Garnet being shy/flustered/shaking from rough sex/the sub.
>>612246
Stevonnie impregnating basically every woman and siring a new race of superior gemblooded futa
>>612246
Futa Vidalia.
>>612246
Mind control/hypnosis
>>612246
Belching
PLEASE!
Or a fat Barbara
>>612246
Futa peridot or jasper, not that tentacle crap
>>612246
Jasper doing bad things to Ruby while Sapphire watches.
Serious time /sug/.We cant leave the /trash without creating a dank meme.
>>612246
Pearl becoming a submissive sex slave
The idea of pearl being forced to relearn to be a slave gem until she accepts it makes me diamonds. Her regressing back, losing all the progress she has made at becoming an individual until she is a simple Pearl again, and thinking it is for the best Would have me fapping for a fucking week.
But there isn't anything close to that right now
>>612246
breath play
i just found out this is a thing and it is just wonderful
>>612295
What are you on about? I was about to pose the exact opposite. /co/ is more focused on its memes than actual discussion, so come back here.
>>612223
Nice sum.But in fairness we all knew this ep would come some day
has this been discussed yet?
https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209
Cba to look through the thread
>>612307
Gems don't need to breathe you fucking nobody.
>>612183
and the original, if anyone needed it for reasons
post yfw supernoobs replaces SU
>>612300
>That intense, specific desperation at a niche fetish
I know how you feel anon, I'll see if I can find anything for you
>>612321
what even is that shit
>>612321
gotta ask
what the fuck is supernoobs?
>>612315
tell that to these guys
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5367959
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4348733
they didn't listen to "gem logic"
they just followed their dreams
>>612292
I approve of this
>>612308
Not a single word of this is true. They've had several actual discussion threads with specified topics while people here have been spamming peri-cherry and lapis abuse. It's 100% impossible to have a real discussion on the trash board.
Wait guys I just got here and I am both excited as fuck and confused.
Since they released stuff for the new upcoming episodes does that mean all the previous list for upcoming episodes was a lie??
>>612342
>Amethyst/Peridot
>Lapis/Peridot
>>612300
>The Pearl steven knew was gone
>The light, the fire that shone in her eyes was replaced by a dull empty expression
>All Pearl could do was take order, much to Peridots sexually frustrated delight
>She was nothing but another Pearl now, nothing unique about her
.And Roses Pearl had never been more happy
>>612371
When you say Johnny Test style do you mean
*WHIPLASH*
>>612342
It's AU human shit.
>>612311
>https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209
Apparently we are all too hyped to discuss anything.
I'm ready, i am so fucking ready, this next days will be the hardest part of the hiatus, harder than my penis when i dream of peridot.
>>612086
pls no
>>612371
Yep I googled it, another Canadian Teletoon Cartoon. Fuck you Canada.
>>612421
Yeah
WHIPCRACK
>>612425
I'm not gonna sit here and tell you how to use your imagination
>>612378
Oh god please, tell me you wrote more
>>612421
Yes. Sadly.
>>612371
And it's also created by Johnny Test creator, Scott Fellows.
>>612456
Look at this smug motherfucker. He knows.
>>612440
SU with whipcrack
What's your reactions, anons
>>612246
Public sex between steven and anyone
>>612434
>peridot escapes back to homeworld
>steven gets sad
>listens to audio diary
>finds out she left to try and find a way to save earth
>???
>she's back 5 episodes later
>>612437
>TFW it's LITERALLY a shittier, VHS, Nickelodeon grade rip off of SU.
>One front and center:Garnet, leader.<
>Off to the right looking smug, having a sharp nose, Pearl.<
>Behind pseudo Garnet, obviously Amethyst.<
>Fat little shit:Steven.<
>>612437
COLORED HAIR. VIDEO GAMES. COOL BRO. WHIPCRACK. Canadian cartoons fucking suck.
>>612491
Holy shit your right.
>>612525
>you're*
>>612544
Yeah. I noticed that after I posted it.
SO WHAT ARE WE HAVING TO CELEBRATE?
>>612556
Hot Chocolate. (Coffee still tastes like sewage water with black dye in it.)
>>612556
I just had an entire bottle of wine and a small shot of weed oil, dunno about you. Mostly because I'm going to a party tonight and some Star Wars maybe, but more SU qualifies too. It's so nice to enjoy something for once you know will finish well, and finish at all, unlike, say, Homestuck.
>>612556
alcohol. Same as last night
Love you a whole bunch /sug/
>>612498
>>612437
we could make /co/ hate them so much that they will ignore us.
>>612505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hxIi8j3QR0
Unfortunate indeed.
>>612246
pearl footjobs
>>612592
Yes, yes!
Great idea, Peridot!
>>612268
Rocks don't have blood.
>>612596
Jesus fucking a lamb. Is every episode a continual whipping sound?
>>612556
Sticks of rock
[spoiler]followed by crippling depression and a fistful of pills[/spoiler]
Fun fact, their real names are Lapis and Lazuli.
>>612590
Reminder that Peridot is going to backstab Steven so hard that Steven will stop believing.
>>612631
I was always happy Android 18 got a happy ending
I wonder if they'll do more with them in the new Dragonball
>>612613
How does Pearl blush?
>>612631
Yeah, also Dr. Gero works at the hospital and has patients 17 and 18.
So happy about the good news.
Any new edit requests?
>>612667
Peridot, unless it already exists. Seems like kind of an obvious one, but I haven't seen it yet.
>>612667
This with Amethyst as the cat and Peridot as the woman
>>612490
Doubt it.
>>612667
Edit the JFK assasination with Rose in her Rose-Mobile, and Greg shoot Rose dead, and Steven pops out
>>612667
Lapis with the white eyes
>>612667
This with Steven or Connie if possible
>>612707
The gun should be Greg's dick and the bullets should be his cum.
>>612556
Gems.
>>612667
This with Lapis.
I'm just glad we're getting a gem flashback
I've always wanted to see what it was like around the time of the war
hopefully we'll see some new gems as well
>>612724
>comedy Pearl/Amethyst vore
>>612724
Unf...~
>>612694
in that case
>???
>crystal gems go to homeworld
>this is fine
>yellow diamond did nothing wrong
>get cool new technology to destroy cluster
>thanks peridot
>>612720
That's what I was gonna say. Can't it also shoot test tubes of murdercock jizz?
>>612743
you think I didn't know that
I just want to get a better feel of gems as a whole
>>612744
wait nevermind that's the same scenario with the question marks filled in isn't it
yeah this is pretty much guaranteed to happen. screencap my posts.
>>611771
>centipeetle is the third diplomat
>>612556
Decided not to eat a bullet
>>612793
I'm practically a writer for this show myself you ungrateful shit.
![[Final Boss Music Plays In Background].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ppo0C32.jpg "[Final Boss Music Plays In Background]")
>>612799
>She was hot too
>>612807
lol
>>612667
with Steven, Pearl, or Marty please?
And thank you
>Steven was on a play date with Connie
>The gems were sitting together on the couch. The problem was, without Steven, the house was very boring and very lonely.
>All three of them were awkwardly trying to make small talk.
>"What do you think of the weather?" Amethyst asked kicking her feet gently against the coffee table.
>"Humid, approximately seventy percent. Which is why I told Steven to take an umbrella with him." Pearl said trying to whip of discussion.
>Hearing Steven's name made everything worse for all three, they were now sitting quietly, with only the clocks ticking breaking the monotony.
>Amethyst, finally having enough of it all. Got up and waved her hand as she scurried off.
>"You guys have fun, I think I have some trash to eat."
>Getting into the bathroom with Peridot, they both hurried to pull out the beat up old laptop they had hidden in the bathroom cabinet.
>"Turn it on, come on peri!" Amethyst said excited, tugging at her shirt.
>"Okay, okay. It's on." Peridot said sharing it with Amethyst.
>A flick of a switch and a small whirling noise. Sug was now online.
>In the board, there was a few anons arguing over which gem was the best, prompting Amethyst to snatch the laptop and start typing away a response with a smug frog
>The board exploded over the post, causing them to respond back.
>"Haha, they called you a human that is interested in the same sex!" Peridot cackled.
>Meanwhile Pearl and Garnet were flipping though the tv when they saw a show called Uncle grampa.
>Pearl was about to comment when Garnet through the remote at the tv, breaking it.
>"We both agreed to never talk about it ever again." And with that, Garnet left the room.
>Going into her own room, she went to one of the walls, clicking on a button, causing a small portion of the walls to spin.
>A small computer on top of a steel table and chair popped open. Where she sat down and began to type.
part 1
Which gem would cry the most after being raped?
>>612848
>She kept typing, as fast the keyboard could register and faster still.
>By the time she was done the keyboard had begun to smoke.
>She had written a huge essay post on why Garnet's love was great.
>Which was quickly replied with a tldr
>The response made her fume, enough to where she had punch the wall, creating a small crater alongside many others.
>Pearl finally was by herself, making sure no one was looking, she pulled out a laptop from her gem and started typing away.
>She was in the same thread as the others and treating it like a normal site. Had a name and was posting pictures of herself cleaning.
>Everything was fine until someone asked her to show a picture of her cock, making her blush in anger.
>A huge storm exploded, Amethyst, Peridot, Garnet and Pearl were trolling and throwing insults as fast as they could.
>Ultimately the thread was deleted, and when they tried to create another one, they all got banned.
>The ban was first to them both, making them high five in success. "Peridot, get the paper clip." She said excitedly.
>When the ban reached, a message followed that said as followed. "lol what a gay."
>She immediately froze from the message, where she began to twitch violently and shook enough to where she double axe handled the computer causing an explosion.
>Pearl's ban was swift, she just stood there, staring at the screen.
>Steven came back home a few moments later, making a flustered Pearl toss the laptop away behind the couch.
>"Hi Steven!" She said acting nervously with her legs crossed.
>"Uh, what have you guys been doing?" He asked taking his coat off.
>On that moment, a laughing pair of gems came from the bathroom, while an angry garnet covered in debris muttered under her breath in between patting Steven's head and collapsing in the kitchen.
>All of them looked at her, before Pearl fell on the couch face first. Steven was scared while Amethyst laughed and Peridot shook her head and saying.
>"I warned them about fourchan."
>>612850
Lapis
>>612850
steven ofc.
>>612848
Someone cap this please, for future threads
>>612864
Why can't you do it?
>>612854
Did Pearl show them her cock?
>>612864
I got your back baby cakes
I always cap my
>>612878
she is too pure for that
>>612848
>/sug/ exists in SU
>instead of waiting on new episodes they wait on new gem-related incidents
I need this
is there porn of these two
>>612903
You cap your own posts?
>>612903
Thanks pal
>>612929
you don't ?
my tooth hurts
>>612590
Fuck you.
>>612919
Probably, but it's also probably not that good since it all has to go off the sillhouette and guesses.
Seriously, I SOOOO hope that Message Recieved gives us a better look at Yellow Diamond.
>>612918
Is that a request?
also merry christmas you filthy animals.
>>612929
yeah, I keep them to learn from my mistakes and review on. What did and didn't work.
this is number 127
>>612931
thank you very much
>>612937
no problem, stay cool for me
>>612939
Remove it.
>>612941
If there was a pic of Jasper giving Steven a Love You cheek kiss I'd mix t up a bit
>>612590
I sure as hell don't love you.
>>612919
Yes. I don't have any saved though
>>612952
it may or may not be a request
thinking about it it'd probably be /cgg/-Crystal Gem General instead
>>612996
I will take that as a yes.
So yes, it will be done. Cause I like ya.
Can't be done right now cause I am playing time splitters 2. But it should be done today.
Something I just thought about with the preview we got.
>5,750 years go
>rebels were already present and disrupting earth colonization
>sent diplomats
If the rebels were already a thing, this may actually be the final nail in the "Rose is Pink Diamond" coffin.
Cause clearly, the diplomats would be meeting with the rebel leader, which would be Rose. But they may show the 4 diamond symbol still in place in the episode.
Also, Ruby noticably doesn't have a diamond on her clothes in the preview image (assuming it actually is an image from the episode this time, unlike that old Rose and Greg picture thing) while Sapphire does.
What if Sapphire's just the only diplomat that defected and Ruby was one of the rebels already?
>>613016
That edit would be much better if it was Jasper instead of rose
>>613063
I'd rather see some unbirthing
>>613076
And then t turns into snuff vore, like we all wanted it too
>>613073
Too bad
>>613073
Both vore and unbirthing are shit fetishes.
>>613076
>vore
>>613093
Not as shit as scat and diapers
>>613109
that's silly
like deeply silly
and dumb
>>613117
Probably why meek drew that [spoiler]because it's silly[/spoiler]
>>613093
How about this?
I got a whole bunch of these
>>612953
But im already naked.
>>613134
I don't know how but this image just instantly made me un-horny, like holy shit.
>>612997
>>613006
>>613049
>>613054
>>613063
>>613076
Due to recent developments, all major CONUS posts have raised their security level to FPCON Bravo. 100% ID checks at all entrance gates are mandatory, and any suspicious activity whatsoever is to be reported to your immediate chain of command or your post MP unit.
This sudden rise in security measures is in response to non isolated incidents of really, really weird shit.
>>613091
Why is Peri always the person in these types of pictures?
>>613403
Cause why not?
2 weeks and we are free.
TWO FUCKING WEEKS
Is there any pregnant gem porn?
You people are fucking degenerate.
>>613385
That's fine. It just means you're human after all.
I hate most of you.
>>613419
>2 weeks until steven bomb
>go back to /co/
>no new episodes for a month after bomb
>mods kick us back to /trash for hiatus
>notlikethis.jpg
>>613483
Do you like me anon?
>>613423
yes
>>613504
Would you happen to have any you'd post?
>>613498
You know I do
>>613498
You're alright.
>>613515
I don't like you though, you impostor.
>>613514
Hey man, go ask over at /aco/
>>613423
This counts right?
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/677991853308821504
same desu
>>613541
of fucking course it is
>>613537
thats grotesque
id rather put it in her eye
>>613492
That will be one gigantic shitstorm when that happens.
Assuming that the intended episode order matches production order (never a guarantee), then boarders for the episodes would be:
>The Answer
Lamar and Katie (and the way garnet was drawn in the preview pic looks kinda like the way lamar draws garnet)
>Steven's Birthday
Joe and Jeff
>It could've been great
Raven and Paul
>Message Received
Laruen and Hilary
>Log Date 7 15 2
Lamar and Katie
and again, since they assign boards based off of their strengths (for example raven and paul do the creepy frybo/horror club/nightmare hospital type episodes and the lars and sadie episodes) this means that some of the episode could have been produced out of order, thus invalidating this prediction
>>613483
Fuck off back to your mirror
>>613650
>no Zuke
>>613661
holy shit fish is back
>>613666
Satan are you retarded
>>613666
How new are you Satan?
>>613661
Make me.
>>613541
why is she so autisticly perfect
>>613666
zuke's name is lauren you dumpling
>>613651
that was fast
>/sug/ is probably spend more time at /trash/ than /co/ during next year
>>613651
>team of diplomatic gems was sent from Homeworld to investigate
>>613677
Don't know how this shit works but i'll point it at you in a menacing way!
>>613702
Yeah, why would we hang out on /co/? those nerds stink.
Guys... Is it happening? Is it a real happening?
>>613732
Ahahaha, nice toy you've got there.
>>613752
Explain
>>613710
What character in SU would fit these two best? I'm thinking Rose for Qui-Gon and Pearl for Obi Wan, making Steven as Anakin.
>>613134
jeeze
>>613395
>GlennGarth
well that's a name i haven't heard in a while
>>613765
I'll ram this toy up your arse
>>613773
>>613788
>He even saves these
>>613788
I have not heard of him since the single Homestuck picture he made I liked, and I wish I it had stayed that way
>>613799
Everyone loves you, fish.
>>613799
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>613771
>Rose as Qui-Gon
>both killed by a menace with a massive rod while their subordinate could only watch helplessly
I want to punch Lapis' left leg so hard her body explodes from the force!
>>613829
Love is just a chemical imbalance. I have no need for it.
>>613838
That's creepy, i'm a fuckin' fish not a dildo!
Taking requests lads.
>>613803
>>613811
Hey, Don't shoot the autistic messenger
Here, have this
>>613814
I haven't heard of him since homosuck too
>>613856
>Rose gets "impaled" by Greg-Maul's "lightsaber"
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way
>>613864
Peridot on the moon
>>613864
What kind? Porn, sketches? cute stuff?
>>613864
Bad Pearl smoking with Steven in the room while Garnet disapproves.
>Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>mfw the Peridemtion won't happen
>>613864
jasper raping ruby
>tfw probably no Lapis this Stevenbomb
>tfw probably a couple months after this Stevenbomb the show will resume
>A year after Malachite happened, we MIGHT get some more Lapis
>>613907
Have faith anon, we may get to see her in a flashback or two this Stevenbomb.
I fucking hate Stevenbombs, why does CN keep pushing them?
Alright, yes, you know what?
Yes
Yes
Yes
>>613907
I dunno about you, but I'm fine with the slowburn. They've made good on it for year 1, after all, and they keep having SOMETHING new and interesting happen. Not like they've been holding back, it's all been CN scheduling stuff.
>>613971
To make way for your
NEW
FAVORITE
SHOW
>Steven Universe is coming back
>It's a stevenbomb
>>613974
>>613982
>>613988
>>613992
This is absolute fucking garbage, whose the idiot who thought of such a stupid concept?
>>613992
So, did Mr. Maheswaran charm Yellow Diamond/get used for DNA by her
Or was it Dr. Maheswaran instead?
The later sounds more appealing, if confusing.
Trash sug listen to me this is very important.
When sug returns to /co/, I need one of you fuckers to make this the opening image. It's very important. I worked very hard on this for 10 whole minutes.
>>614024
>AU where young Dr. Maheswaran seduced Yellow Diamond
oh
>>614024
If Dr Maheswaran and YD fucked one of them needed a penis. But which one?
>>614024
Dr. and Operator Maheswaran both get involved
Fun for the whole family, literally
>>614024
Yellow Diamond shapeshifted a dick and fucked Dr. Maheswaran.
>>614072
I like you, You're practical.
>>614083
Finally we end with this gif
>>614083
I didn't realize how good having this happen again would feel, thanks anon.
Goodnight sug
Hype dreams
>>614072
>Yellow Diamond died because she wanted to knock up hot fucking curry pussy THAT bad
I'm into that
>>614083
Like an old glove.
>>611238
A couple hours late, but
>implying
>>614083
that episode still fucking disquiets me
>>614083
THE STARS ALIGN.
WE ARE BORN AGAIN.
