ERP Thread
Pretty girls heaven edition
Previous thread >>601965
Hello!~
>>604380
Miyafuji arrives!
>>604386
We switched this time!
>>604277
>>604346
>>604399
They're the best! <3
-poof-
>>604399
It was great. Thanks.. I. Want more later
>>604431
You already tore my arms off baka..
>>604411
Damn it Nia!~
>>604401
>Miyafuji turned away in shame as well realizing she was part to blame for peeking too.
W-well it's o-okay! I..I don't think you saw that much.
>She finished tucking into her robe and white pantsu whilst waiting for you to finish switching lower garments, head turned away in heavy blush thinking how he saw you there half naked.
>>604369
>As soon as you finish cumming your arms break with a loud snap
Now it's my turn to have fun
>>604392
>I kiss you back passionately my tongue slips into your mouth swirling all around as my hands squeeze your sides~
>>604431
>moans slightly, reaching up for your wet breasts
Your all wet, just the way this pussy likes to be
>I give you a wink
I'm here~
>>604450
Mhn, yes I d-do, cutie~ If you keep doing that I might...ahhn~
>she felt her cock throb and twitch in his hand, already feeling herself build up and get ready to shoot another hot load as the hot, perfect pain of her ass being stretched and ruined by his cock made her tremble
>>604468
You better, cutie~
>>604468
No I just forced them open
>>604505
Oh.
Then tear them off already
>>604483
For you.
Rhin po- A-Ah, you all know who I am.
>>604446
I think it's time
>I let out a menacing laugh
>I put your whole dick into my mouth and go all the way down tonguing your balls
>>604470
I love you!
>>604492
>If you keep doing that I might...ahhn~
how about if i pump you full of my own thick load, huh? would that get you to cream yourself in my hands? cmon, i wanna milk this cock for everything it has!
>my hand speeds up and jerks you off as quickly as it can, while i start pounding away at your ass with every bit of strength i have, not holding anything back.
fuck, im going to blow everything right into your ass, i hope youre ready for it.
>>604470
[spoiler]I'm so sorry, but I have dinner to eat. This was really fun, so I hope we can do this another time.[/spoiler]
>>604532
T-that was sudden, but I love you too Nia!~
Where is peach?
Where's MG?
Where's my boner?
>>604536
Ah, anon!~ Yes, fill my plump ass up~ You're gonna m-milk me~ I'mmmm...~
>her thighs slapped together, his pounding and jerking proving too much as another sticky, warm payload shot out of her lewd cock, rope after rope as she whimpered and begged to be filled
>>604544
you already missed peach, DMG is gone until the weekend
better question is where is piggu
>>604540
No problem anon!
>Miyafuji quickly grabbed you after she saw you finish dressing up and pulled you under the blanket.
Now we can get comfy here!~
>>604550
Welp, no lewd texting today it seems
>>604515
Where's the fun in that?
>I smile evilly as all the bones in your hands snap
>>604483
>I chuckle softly as you feel hands squeeze your ass
This is going to be fun
>>604548
>You're gonna m-milk me~ I'mmmm...~
>as i felt your cock explode in my hands, i felt my own orgasm approach. i shove my entire body forward, sinking my cock into you as deep as it can go before firing off my own load, spraying thick shots of hot cum deep into your asshole. my whole body trembles against you as i ejaculate, not slowing down at all on your own dick as i work every last drop out of you.
f-fuck....that was fucking amazing...
>>604529
Oh yes! Thank you for the gift of this wonderful ecstasy~
>He says in a tone full of happiness with a hint of fear still remaining
>>604584
>my eyes widen
Ohh my pumpkin!
Is that you doing that?
>my pussy begins to get hot
>I bend over putting your nipple in my mouth, my kitty fangs touching ever so slightly
A-Anyone want to play?~
>gently licking my fingers and uses my tail to rub against my ass, adjusts my leather thong to show my shapely bulge and my nice ass
>>604532
>>604541
The greatest love story ever told
>>604641
but who will love mr skeletal?
>>604622
Come on Blair, at least post the hi-res pictures of yourself!~
>>604649
Mr skeletal has no need for love. Only global conquest and cross breeding skeletons with wheels.
>>604638
Do you do ANYTHING else but post in this thread? Please fuck off with your constant SISSY GIRLY HIPS and HIDES BULGE bullshit
>>604662
>cross breeding skeletons with wheels.
so youre the asshole responsible
>>604651
My bad, but you still gotta love me:)
>>602495
>ruins threads
>ruins discord
>attentions whores
>denies others attention
>denies letting mizu be happy
>selfish
>doesn't mean it when you apologize
why are you here again?
weren't you gonna an hero?
>>604622
>I moan lightly you feel fingers trace your slit as I run my fingers through your hair
mmmm
>>604673
Come on are you pulling our legs here, that's a picture for ants too!
>>604669
no need to be a dick anon
>>604671
Hope you packed a great shield and got plenty of stamina.
>>604669
>>604676
No bullying! Only constructive criticism and feedback.~
>>604703
oh yeah well if youre so great wheres YOUR wheel?
>>604712
How're you t-today?
>>604712
can I fuck your throat till you pass out
>>604717
I'm too busy with
-HOMING CRYSTAL SOULMASS-
Did Mizuki fall asleep now?
>Pokes him in the forehead gently.
>>604723
I'm doing fine and feeling rather happy as well! Thanks for asking, how's lizard doing?
>>604729
Absolutely NO!!
>Miyafuji blushes with anger furiously at such a ridiculous bold request.
Will alcohol make a grind better or worse?
>>604745
>implying i wont easily fastroll through that shit
>>604669
Have anything better to do then be a raging bitch who has nothing better to do then critique someone's use of their time? Get a life or leave shitflake, no one likes dealing with wastes of oxygen like yourself.
>>604757
-bless of 3rd world connection-
>>604749
Pretty okay, a-a little down from that shithead...
But, o-overall pretty decent, I guess. I got t-to reunite with Cortana!~
>>604778
Ehehe, I'm not into lizards of piggy-chan but I like you guys to have around.
I'll cheer you! Bring that A.I girl here if possible as well.~
>>604773
>implying i dont also run GMB for that very reason
I'm getting soft
>>604799
Mm, I w-wish she was around today~ She'll be back S-Saturday!
>smiling, nods
And I respect t-that, I like just talking too
>>604800
Anon you make me proud. I actually like being a tank in souls games more. PvE with magic is boring as sin. Last time i played a caster was Dragons Dogma.
>>604818
W-why did the acts suddenly die here!?
Did people faint to some sudden gas grenade?
>>604821
<3!
>>604843
>smiling still, tilting my head
So, w-what are you up to today? Been a while s-since I've just talked with people here. <3
>>604839
my old souls pvp build was GMB WoTG and DMB. i would DMB a painted guardian sword, 2 hand it, and shred giantdads to pieces. it was glorious. i had a gold tracer too to deal with shields or for when DMB ran out. shit was glorious, pretty much covered all bases.
>>604868
>using filthy magic
Absolutely disgusting.
>>604865
Well it looks like it got half the emptier here suddenly after the thread switch. I feel like going to play some 'mindless' game of war thunder or csgo now, other than that just been chilling here with everyone as well.~
>>604894
>faith
>magic
nope. its basically anti magic.
>>604901
Okays, I-I might just stick to my e-email for a little bit, seems the thread h-has gotten a bit dead and hostile..
But anyways~ I am a-always happy to talk! You are r-really nice to talk to, ya k-know.
>>604894
Int>faith
>>604901
Need anzu here to initiate comfy hours. Though i think some BOI before bed is a good plan.
>>604963
>mr skeletal supporting int
>even though gravelord nito uses faith
int bonelord vs faith bonelord when
>>604638
I'm not sure which tail I'm more impressed by. The one in back or the one you're hiding in front.
>gives you a smirk
>>604959
H-hostile?
Don't let some random anon's mean words get to you! And thank you, it's nice to have you around as well.~
>>604981
I 'fear' she'll be sleeping for the next 7 hours still before waking up.
>>604982
When i played DeS i made a paladin based off alexander anderson. I had two faith longswords +5 and 2 health regen rings
It was okay. Not my favorite build.
Now that i'm done mgsv i really should get back to bloodborne
>>604982
>not splitting stats and having a WHOPPING 10hp
D-did Futane onee-chan drop already?
>>604997
Our bright eyed bushy tailed Anzu? Noooooo
>>604985
>gives you a small grin, turning to face you and sets my hands on my hips
Oh?~ Why don't y-you tell me, cutie~
>displaying myself for you, softly biting my lip as I look you up and down
>>604997
A-Alrighty, thanks for cheering me up!
>>604468
>>604494
>>604515
>my filenames
are you seriously erping as me?
>>605068
Amazing
>>604723
I'm pissed that my dick is still dry
I shall participate
>Cody
>>605105
O-Oh, I-I'm sorry..!
>getting on my knees before you, biting my lip as I slowly use my tail to free your cock from your pants
S-Sorry about that..~
>>604749
>slaps your ass hard
you sure?
>jams my cock down your throat
>>605132
>you like this
>>605151
>you are my master now because we e-fucked once and you told me i liked it
>[several days worth of drama because neither of us can seperate character and player externally]
>>605157
Going to make something really clear right now.
Anon is my bitch.
They suck cock when I tell them to
They take it in their big slutty ass when I tell them to
They take cum when I tell them to.
You all can fuck them, cum in them, do what you please with them. But I'm their Mistress. And I'm the one that makes their toes curl when they cum.
Isn't that right Anon?
>>605175
11/10 kek.
Nue for president
>>605175
Why does clownpiece think anyone takes them seriously
>>605175
my favorite may may
>>605195
Is Clownpiece really russian?
Elphelt Valentine reporting for duty! And husbands!
>>605185
Yeh, still here
>>605225
Elphiii!~
What brings you here at this irregular hour?~
>>605225
Cheers. Thread isn't dead yet
>>605225
I'm sorry. I already called dibs on their skeletons. You can have your husbands when i'm done with em
What sort of magic is this?~
>>605228
(Alrighty~ Just waiting on a reply~)
>>605253
Breast magic?~
>>605242
I'm not so sure if a husband will do me much good if they aren't alive and kicking, Mr. Skeletal.
>>605238
Hello hello, hubby! Sometimes it's tough trying to get a good night's rest....
>>605259
Good night Miyafuji~
>>605253
Necromancy
Been gone for a while and skimmed through the threads. Some honest anon give me the short version of what went down with Nue, please.
>>605266
Good night Mizu and sweet dreams!~ <3
>Kisses softly to her forehead now wrapping both Mizuki and Anzu under her arms.
Hmm, lets see what's going on here...
>>605277
So attached so fast that one interrupted scene caused days worth of bullshit.
>>605265
Aww, a beauty like you should get proper sleeps!
Otherwise you won't have energy to deal with anons.~
>>605279
You too~
>>605266
H-Hello again~
>>605265
>the dead can't make good husbands
I am shocked and hurt at these comments. I now know my love life is doomed.
>>605259
This is no illusion!
>>605275
My favorite~
>>605286
Hrmm...I think you're right. I should probably continue my husband hunt at a more reasonable hour. You really do always know best, dear!
>>605296
I'm going to bed ;-;
>>605285
I see ERP is progressing as was anticipated. Thank you for your time.
>>605305
I never said it was!
>>605307
Aww, don't leave us so fast now that you just arrived here.~
Unless you're still tired or something.
>>605056
>approaches and slides my finger along your tail
Oh yes, I think I like this...
>my fingers move closer to the base before my hand reaches for your ass auddenly to give it a squeeze
>>605305
And how do you feel about summoning great beasts of nashing teeth, licking tongues and tentacles?
>>605307
What would be the requirements to be your husband?
>>605320
Just as long as you know~
>>605341
If I had the power to do all that, I would~
>>605320
Tired? Hah, no way. A wife must always be attentive and full of energy!
>>605302
Sorry! I..um...didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Mr. Skeletal. I'm sure you'll find your own corpse bride one day, I just know know it!
>>605344
Eh, requirements? I don't really think I have any, just as long as you're humanoid!
>>605378
Yes, I agree!~ <3
>>605370
Well miss. If it's a beast you're looking for, i believe i can help.
>>605378
That's awfully easy to achieve.
Only if half of the population weren't asleep by now.
>>605346
You want to put that tongue to use? You keep showing it off...
>the large bulge in my pants grows harder at your touch
>>605420
You can? Wonderful!~ Lets get to work then
>>605120
>smacks my cock across your face
you gonna beg for e wonderful dick? or you gonna make me rape your mouth pussy?
>>605421
But alas, it's understandable. This is the time when most people are off exploring dreamland, after all. Maaaaybe I should join them....
>>605393
Glad to hear it! I think you not only make a great husband but will also be a great wife someday too!
>>605439
Glad you asked~ <3
>using my tail to rub your bulge along with my hands, smiling as I get on my knees, smiling as I slowly start freeing your cock, looking up at you with a slutty grin
Mm, w-what have we got here?~
>>605447
>the goat beast let out a resounding bellow as it scooped the young witch from the ground. With it's thick, strong tentacles it ripped the witch's skirt and top to shreds while keeping her suspended by her wrists.
>The prodding tentacles slid across her body, exploring every inch.
>>605461
>gasps and winces at the strike, closing my eyes and holds back a yelp as I stammer
P-Please.. G-Give me your w-wonderful cock...~
>>605468
Well you could hang around for a bit.
Never know you could get lucky
>>605468
>Blushes at Elph's straight comment
Y-yeah, I probably will!~
And Elph.. ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵃᶰᵒᶰ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶰᵒʷ⋅⋅ I..I want to watch.~
>>605482
Oh m-my..
>she writhed in the tentacles harsh grasp, her eyes darting around at the approaching shapes as they constricted around her body
>>605478
>my long, thick cock springs up in front of your face as you free it
Only the finest for a slut like you.
>presses my hips forward, pushing my cock against your cheek
>>605468
You don't have a dick, do you? The past few days here made me remember why futa's so prominent on /d/
>>605520
>blushes as I feel your cock against my cheek, using my tongue to rub it as it does
Y-Yes..~
>nuzzling your cock with my cheek and uses my tongue to rub and stroke it, then slowly takes your cock into my hands and pumps and strokes you
God damn, just got done with finals. I need a beer.
How is everyone tonight?
>>605512
>many hundreds of tentacles grip her body. They hold her neck and limbs while others slither up your thighs, The mass writhes and grinds against her exposed crotch dripping onto it from the tips of each appendage. They slowly prod and poke your entrance almost teasing before one brutally slides in your pussy
>>605499
I think you're right, mister. I shall not falter!
>>605508
Oho, is that what you want? That can certainly be arranged, providing Mr. Anonymous shows up~
>>605538
Um, I don't have one of those "things" but us Gears heave very....versatile bodies! If you were to become my husband, I-I think i'd be able to work something out. I only aim to please, after all.
Hi
>>605549
Enjoying the slightly rejuvenated life here for the hour!
Drank some alcohol a while ago as well. Did you do well in the finals?
>>605563
O-only for today ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ!~
>>605549
I'm not feeling horrible, so I guess that's something.
>>605550
>her body spasms as the thick tentacle pushes past her red, moist lips, her walls attempting to hug the beast as it drilled its way inside. Hot droplets of sweat began drooling down her thick body as the appendages tightened and teased
This is s-some strong m-magic~
>>605561
Ya? How's her husband search going? Any biters?
Who's Nue? Is that Lucy?
And episode 7 came out?! And here I am still waiting for Episode 3.
>>605564
Sup
>>605587
For you
>>605549
Feeling like I don't know why I bother coming here, the usual.
>>605576
You drank some Alcohol? Was it Red red wine that makes you feel so fine?
My final was stressful. Took me all day to do. Literally 24 hours.
How's the smut story going for you?
Find a picture yet?
>>605542
Y-you're going to tease me, huh?
>>605584
Why's would you feel horrible bud? Need to vent?
>>605609
>shaking my head as I take your cock into my mouth and swirls my warm wet tongue all around the head of your cock and then takes you all into my mouth and throat, smiling
M-Mmh~ Just gearing up for a g-good cock~
>>605588
Not much progress since most anons are asleep. Would you care to try?
Nah, Nue isn't Lucy. Nue got emotionally attracted to another erper and it caused a hell ton of drama.
I'm surprised nobody has spoiled the ending yet.
>>605614
Oh no, i don't feel horrible. I feel a teensy bit bad cause my friend's being a dick but he's done that before anyway.
I guess i was trying to make myself sound more interesting than i really am. Sorry about that.
>>605604
B-because it's fun with us here, r-right?
>>605607
Oh, it's you anon.~
I drank some ᵇᵉᵉʳ actually. Aw, you're in need of a drink now definitely.
And yeah I found a nice 2-piece image set for what I'll plan to write the story for, once the new thread gets made there.
>>605604
Eh, I just come here because of the unique dialog people come up with. But my personal favorite is finding atrocious grammar and spelling. Especially when they're getting hot and heavy.
Like,
> he wants dick out and cums to her and is sticky
Know what I mean mate?
>>605587
It is one of my favorites. Rarely do i have good reason to summon them. Only on... Special occasions..
>the skeleton reclined, watching the witches violation from his throne
>Every hole was finding use, her mouth was already stuffed full as her mouth was mercilessly fucked over and over. Drool ran down the side of her face as a number of the thicker branches pumped and piston into sopping wet cunt. A lone tentacle slipped it's tip back and forth against the witches tight sexy ass before forcing itself in inch by inch
>>605623
Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo.
>>605623
>I'm surprised nobody has spoiled the ending yet.
Actually there was a guy that dropped into literally every thread on /trash/ that was still active and posted the ending right after what must have been the very first screenings.
>>605628
>touches you're butt
>* Nobody is happy with this.
>>605628
Oh sure, the keks at bad writing are always there, but a bit low the past few days since the mega-sluts aren't being as active now that they've all paired off with each other.
>>605563
E-Elphi?~
>>605619
F-fuck...!
>As you take my cock into your throat, I can't help myself as my hips start thrusting
Take it...!
>>605631
>she spluttered and coughed, the tentacle working on her mouth blocking her from any chance of replying to the skeleton. She jutted upwards as the thick appendage forced its way into her lewd exit, her heavy cheeks jiggling as the wide tentacle stretched and fucked it madly. Thick strands of her spit drooled from her thick lips as her eyes well up and leak their own salty mess down her cheeks
>>605640
It's Clarisse all over again
>>605628
Nothing will ever beat that one when we were still on /b/. The baby juice one.
>>605633
Patricide is horrible! That "Kylo Ren" person sounds like a real bad apple to me
.>>605640
Don't worry, i'm here, dear. Just enjoying these leisurely times.
>>605664
>moaning as I feel your cock slide deep in my throat, smiling and uses my hands to massage your balls as you ram it down my throat, swirling my tongue around your entire length and wraps my tongue around your cock
Oh y-yes~
>>605673
B-but I want you to show me how you lure in an anon.~
There seems to be few anons who are interested!
>>605673
You are so pretty! I don't like to fuck and I don't think I'd be a very good husband but I wanted to say that.
>>605068
>ignore
[spoiler]i hope hiro deletes this board soon[/spoiler]
>>605668
>he laughed as he strode over to the pair
>her body was limp in the Dark Young's grasp. A wet, dirtied doll. Its powerful body towererd over her as her every whole was violated, filled with seed and then violated again by another wayward limb. Her ample breasts were coated in the monsters seed, as well as her face. Her pussy overflowed with cum as a trio of tentacles ravaged her stretched out fuck holes. The pace only grew as time went on before the creature was in a mating frenzy. It was going to break the witch in two if it kept up
>>605687
Wow, thank you very much for the compliment. But what makes you think you wouldn't be a good husband, huh? Are you one of those....eunuchs i've heard about?
>>605682
I can only try my best. Maybe my charisma stat takes a hit this late at night? Or is it early in the morning, hehe.
>>605678
>Without any warning I smash my hips against your face as I empty my balls down your throat, my meat throbbing against your tongue with every load that comes.
>>605626
Sweet! Can you post the pics up here? I wouldn't mind in seeing them.
And yup, it's me! I have work in about 10 hours so I can't really drink yet.
Oh god, I think I am in the wrong thread...
>>605699
>her limp body jutted slightly as the figure walked over, the rest of her movement caused by the beings rampant thrusting and fucking, her whole body soaked in the hot, dribbling seed, her eyes unfocused and intoxicated by the scent of it all, her mind completly broken and lost
>>605549
You somehow reminded me of 4 am threads on /v/ and if they're going to be moved to /trash/ again today
>>605703
I don't want to have kids and you seem like you would be a good mom so it wouldn't be fair. Why are you looking for a husband anyways?
>>605713
And here we have the daughter of 4chan in all her glory
>>605638
Maybe it's a sign. A sign that we need a new megaslut! I volunteer you as tribute. Sound good?
... you skank...
>>605713
Pretty obvious what kinda thread this is, dunno how one could mistake this for something else.
>>605719
4am threads on /v? What kind of threads?
>>605718
>Ainz placed his hand upon the beast and with a finally banshee cry the abomination came it's last, filling her already overflowing holes before reeling backwards and crumpling to ash
>The skeleton gingerly lifted the young witch, using his magic to restore her clothes and body before slowly bringing her back round mentally
>>605703
Mmn, I think anons are just being very shy now.
You gotta be a bit more assertive over them if they don't directly respond to you currently.~
>>605712
S-sure I can link both the images for you instead.
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/91/71/9171e5fb2438e7b4eaad1efb9052979c.png?2634146
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/d6/a4/d6a4fc5f81e1f7c90d58649a5fb1252d.png?2637109
Well one can of beer shouldn't do harm, right?~
>>605713
You look awfully tired, miss. I think you should get your beauty sleep to get rid of those unsightly bags under your eyes.
>>605720
Well, I was born to be a wife. It's what Mother wanted for me after all!
>>605709
>gasps loudly and takes all of your load down my throat, swallowing every last drop and sucks your cock to take it all, blushing as I massage your balls still and beg for more, my tail rubbing at the front of my bulge, wanting more to fulfill my slutty cravings
M-Mh~
>>605721
Please stop. The fact that I have to call all of you faggots "Daddy" makes me sick...
>>605723
Too busy replaying MGS3 to actually pay attention. Sorry.
>>605682
I'd never believe someone as cute as you would have trouble finding someone. ;>
>>605637
> but touching amplifies
>>605735
>she spluttered, looking around dazed as she looked down at her body, her eyes wide
W-Wha?~ That w-was some different magic, ahn..
>>605743
>mgs3
Good taste. I'll make you a skeleton last.
So do we start stuff on our own or does the stuff even need to happen here?
I'm confused, have power armor.
>>605733
Just meme threads :v) The OP's a Rugrats screenshot of stupudding.jpg and ideally people would talk about video games but they're just depressive blogposts nowadays that end up here in /trash/
>>605738
Look. You finally caught someone and like >>605737 said, anons are extremely shy sometimes.
>>605738
I don't know who Mother is but I think you will make a very good wife someday, Elphelt.
>>605737
Damn, those pictures are legit! Good find!
I'm all freaking worked up right now!
One beer wouldn't hurt. It's just I wouldn't be able to enjoy it. I plan to get toasty tomorrow anyway with some buds.
You should come. Could be fun!
>>605763
You can ERP in the threads or just meet people or just whack it to other people's shit or shitpost or whatever you want.
Thanks for the T-51b.
>>605752
To tell you the truth it's more of a combat spell. Much longer it would have fucked you to death
>warmth radiates from the bone of his hand as the last of the cum vanishes from her face
I hope my child performed to your expectations.
Morphanon here~ Which slut should I turn into to jerk off any of you latenight anons?~
>>605709
(Still alive?)
>>605624
You're fine bud. What's wrong with your friend?
Did he catch the gay?
Anyone want to play Tera~
>>605739
>My cock comes out of your throat drenched in your spit, still rock hard and ready
>But notices your bulge, so I take my foot from my shoe and press my socked foot against the front of your leather thong
I guess I should thank you for the release, you cumdumpster...
>>605785
one that doesnt abuse the tilde key
>>605738
I'm not tired... I always look like this... Calling me ugly or something???
>>605757
I'd rather not be a spooky meme at all, thanks...
>>605785
one that does abuse the tilde key
>>605786
(Somehow! I might go to bed soon, though ;[ )
>>605795
>>605809
OH GOD TIME ITSELF IS BREAKING
>>605779
Well ok. I'm not the best at starting stuff, but it'll probably be more fun to actually participate.
>>605746
>Blushes
>>605775
Thanks.
I see, I..I'll join!~
>>605768
Gotcha. Well that gives me an idea...
What would Angry Joe Show's girlfriend be called?
Furious Felicia?
>>605811
(Awww..~ Will you be on tomorrow? I really want to continue this~ <3)
>>605823
Bitchin'!
Ass, cash or grass though.
>>605794
>moaning and licks my lips just to taste your cock again, smiling and nods
Mmh, I-I want more of your p-perfect cock~ P-Please~
>>605832
(I'll find time to swing by, hopefully I'll catch you. ;3 But if you keep posting, I'll keep replying until I'm out.)
>>605785
Rosa from Pokémon?
>>605811
(Could you maybe hold out a little longer?~)
>>605737
Hmm, i'm afraid i've never been a very assertive sort of person, darling. I have to try and remedy that problem.
>>605769
Finding husbands is such haaaaard work, I tell ya.
>>605771
Mother is.....Mother. She's the one who made my sister and I. Thank you for having faith in me though, mister! Even if we can't be betrothed we can't still be friends, right?
>>605796
Ugly? N-No,I think you're very cute actually! You just look like you've been up for a couple of....weeks.
>>605789
Sorta?
He gets in these moods where he refuses to communicate with me at all. Pretty fucking annoying cause he's done it multiple times recently, and usually it lasts up to a week or so. I'm not saying I'm a saint or anything, i can get pretty stupid sometimes but he gets more mad than he should.
>>605822
You'll get more comfortable with it as you lurk and play with people anonymously. Expect more responses and activity if you use an avatar, especially cute grills, but any mistress worth her salt won't turn down horny anons.
>>605850
Rhin?
>>605791
are you going to play a qt elin?
>>605835
H-huh what? I am confused by your question anon.
>Miyafuji shook her head few times.
>>605854
No problem, honey. You're the type that finds solutions to whatever she wants!
>>605867
BANE?
>>605879
Ass, cash or grass is more or less asking you on how you're gonna pay for the gas if you lag along.
I'm mainly joking of course, but you get what I mean, right?
>>605872
Planned on it!
>>605860
I'll keep that in mind, don't really have anything to avatar with though, should probably save some.
Or not, i mean like you said i still gotta get used to here.
>>605858
Is he bipolar? Of course I'm taking a huge swing out to left field here, but does he have some kind of issue?
Beside catching the gay? Lol
>>605854
I will always be your friend. If I meet any good potential husbands I will direct them here. You are very beautiful and sweet so I'm sure it won't be a long search for you.
>>605867
(Yes?) H-Hello?~
>>605888
No this is Patrick.
(Lol I just took a shot in the dark)
>>605837
Get up then.
>The rest of my clothes will be removed before I press up against you, my cock pressed against your stomach as I bite into your neck. I grab your ass with both hands, squeezing the cheeks roughly and spreading them
What should I play with first?
>>605890
Able to take the biggest of Aman cocks?
>>605846
(Mm, I'd feel bad if you lost sleep, we'll have more time tomorrow~ Have a good night!)
>>605900
I don't really know his medical stuff.
I don't have a huge problem with it anyway, i mean it's probably my fault that he's doing this.
>>605897
Lurking is never a bad idea when one has the opportunity. Like most of 4chan the threads tend to cycle more actively during American evening hours so we're in slow hours.
Miyafuji and Elphelt are here and they are both very sweet and playful but you can meet all sorts of folks with all sorts of fetishes in ERP.
Let us know if you have any questions about how things usually work or anything in general.
>>605889
Ooh, yes! I think I get it for the big idea.
ᴴ⋅⋅ʰᵉʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵃᶜʰ ᴱᶫᵖʰᵉᶫᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵘᶰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʰᵉʳ!
>>605907
Roar!
That is all. Lol
>>605897
Just... don't expect too much, especially if you have thin skin with regards to insults about your fetishes and writing skill and such.
>>605939
H-Hehe~ R-Roar~
Well friends. The tentacle monster ride is closed for the night. Enjoy your thread and sleep well
>>605938
For you.
>>605904
How sweet of you, mister, thank you! E-Even if I think you'd be a perfectly capable husband yourself...
>>605938
Good! All in good humor!
Elphelt? Who's that?
>>605938
FOR YOU
>>605915
(Oh~ I definitely want to continue this tomorrow~)
>>605950
Night Skelly!
>>605957
The beautiful lady above your post!
>>605938
For you
>>605948
ROARRR!
How are you? Feeling better I hope!
>>605956
Aww, Well you almost had him.
>>605963
Oh her? The very pretty, polite and beautiful woman? She seems very fun!
>>605968
Roar~
F-Feeling much better, thank you friend~
I was just about t-to go to sleep~ I'll message you and the other dinos later!~
>you are now realising the reason Obiwan could hide one of Vader's kids on Tatooine and the reason the Rebellion sent R2D2/C3P0 there is because Anakin hates sand, its so coarse and gets in everything
>>605979
I know right? She's a bit shy so anons need to man up!
>>605990
Stay awesome DinoRhin! Roar!
>>605989
I want to add on the side not that I started week ago here for the first time ever.
And so far it has been tons of fun.
>>606002
Roar!~
>>606008
*now that I
>>605950
Sleep well, Mr. Skeletal. Wait, do skeletons even actually sleep? Hm, this will keep me up at night.
>>605979
Hey, suddenly piling all of those compliments on at once! You're going to make me blush!
>>606010
>throws brick
>>606008
Oh that's interesting. Hopefully i get acclimated to here as quickly as you did.
>>606008
How did you find ERP if I might ask, Miyafuji?
>>606021
Well, anon isn't wrong!
If I had a wife like you, I'd never be home late from work. And I'd never let her feel lonely, either.
Well people~ It's time I h-head out!
H-Have a great night/morning e-everyone!
R-Rhin sighing out~
>>606091
Goodnight, Rhin. Have a good weekend if we don't see you.
>>606053
I'm sure you will!
>>606070
Hmm, it was sheer coincidence really for me stumble on /trash/ and seeing an ERP thread, and the my curiosity took over.
It was simple as that.
>>606010
You sure do have striking beautiful hair, miss. It's like moonlight!
>>606088
W-would you really? I'd have dinner on the table as soon as you got home and be sure to take care of your every need!
>>606021
Wow, you're even prettier when you smile!
I just say things that I mean.
Nice to meet you miss Nue. I hear a lot of great things about you!
>>605995
Gotcha! Thanks bud!
>>606108
How did you learn about /trash/? Where did you come from before here? I am from /b/ and followed ERP here. I am trying to think of ways that we can still get a steady flow of new folks like you in here even with /trash/'s much lower traffic so your answers will help a lot, please and thank you.
>>606108
Thanks!
>>606118
Um, I think you may have me confused for someone else. My name is Elphelt. Elphelt Valentine! But it's very nice to meet you too, mister...ah, what should I call you?
>>606108
I didn't even know /trash/ was a board until a few hours ago. But somebody posted about ERP on /h/ so I came to check it out.
I have not been disappointed. Smut writing is a favorite hobby of mine, so I hope I can get along with others.
>>606117
Thank you. Your hair looks like a sunset.
>>606128
>>606132
>>606131
I'm still seeing the ''New trial board added: /trash/ - Off-Topic'' in top of the page and that's where I clicked myself here few times looking at this place before settling in!
So all in all it was just curiosity dealing the finisher, not really a good thing to rely on as a coincidence for new flow, that's for sure.
>>606154
I posted that reply probably on /h/ actually some hours ago, haha.
>>606117
If you cooked with nothing but an apron on, that would be the best! Then when I get home, I could get a taste of you before your delicious food.
Mhm, that'd be the life...
>>606154
Interesting, would you mind linking the thread if you remember? The porn boards definitely seem a good bet to get the word out.
>>606174
Ah, goes to show how tired I am that I didn't even consider that. Next newspost and /trash/ is off the feed and I don't see us getting on the quickboard links up top until the trial period is over. Thank you for the info, Miyafuji! You are a good addition to the community.
>>606131
There's the ERP General on /soc/ and the Smut General on /d/, though they certainly have higher standards for pleasuring themselves than here.
>>606185
Naked under an apron? That sounds like it would be a little embarrassing, but if it was for my dear husband I don't think I would mind at all! It would be a good life indeed.
>>606168
Hehe, does it? My name is Elphelt by the way. What's yours, if you don't mind me asking?
>>606227
Oh cheers!!! It looks like you might have found your husband.
>>606227
So! Where do we sign up to get hitched then?
>>606248
Remember when m00t made /soc/ specifically to get camwhores/"rate me"/"area code hookup" threads off /b/, and it only made there be more of them on /b/?
>>606306
Kek, yeah and when mootles removed dubs for that stretch. They've slowly shooed them onto /soc/ but they still pop up on /b/. Every dick rate OP pic I don't have to see is worth it, though. /soc/ serves well as quarantine for normies just like here serves for avatarfaggots.
>>606325
It's just funny to me that only one specific thing got a global rule just to say "post this on the board for it and nowhere else", and only because autism.
>>606215
>300,000 people
You know if they hadn't declared all the EU novels "non-canon" when making the new one, the population of the Death Star was more like 2 million, mostly non-military?
>>606337
Just like fucking ponies, kek and moot made /mlp/ sfw. /trash/ is literally the first board where clop is allowed on 4chan at all
>>606353
Yep, pony porn had more global rules it was violating than goddamn CP.
>>606227
Aw, Elph dozed off.
>>606144
(Sorry for the long delay, I unfortunately have to leave)
My name is Willow! I like to make very bad puns.
So I hear you're looking for a new husband?
>>606373
Just when she got the attention of many anons.
>>606406
>40 fucking minutes
Never change, ERP.
>>606407
To be honest, If that's the strangest shit you've ever seen on the internet, you must not have gone very far.
>>606425
the literal six hour delay i saw once is still the winner
>>606407
Teehee~ I wonder how long this sleep schedule of mine plans to stay like this.
>>606418
Right!?
>>606436
>ended up rping over the course of 3 days
>>606425
I actually missed one anon's response today by 30 minutes before I realized it was in the sea of posts during the prime time and he simply waited for me nicely.
And we continued off before he had to go for dinner. Felt slightly bad.
>>606443
Guess morning would really be better for her.
I can picture all the anons standing in line already.
>>606469
Heh, maybe so. She needs try out different things and now she saw how well received she was!
>>606465
My biggest gripe with /trash/ is that we can't post loli porn.
I'm going to fuck your brains out one of these nights, Miya.
>>606479
B-but I'm not a loli?
And that's awfully bold and rude statement from you anon! You shouldn't behave like that with younger girls around.
>>606498
I apologize. Can we at least hold hands and go for a walk and maybe a handski later?
>>606526
>Miyafuji laughed.
Anon, please. Of course we can hold hands but I'm really tired and it's kinda lonely being the only 'character' active now which makes me in turn feel more passive. Also what's handski?
>>606544
Then it was time that all eyes went straight to Miya.
>>606568
Whatever you say anon, but I'm not going sleep yet.~
>>606587
Please no, I can't handle pressure at all.
>>606595
Jiiiiiiiiii~
>>606595
Sorry, sweetie. I'm too lazy to ava up at the moment so light anon flirting will have to do until a suitable partner shows up.
>>606629
D-don't stare so hard, it's rude!
>>606636
Aww..
>>606650
It's okay I hate Haruhi too.
>>606174
Anyway, I'm off to bread. Night! Good luck with you smut stories!
>>606692
Good night bread anon and sweet dreams unlike mine yesterday.~
>>606709
Is it just us?
I think we're the only ones left
>>606738
i have the tab open but had nothing to contribute so was just watchign
>>606738
I just came, otherwise I'd probably try to get lewds from you. Scary girls like Nui are really sexy to me for some reason.
>>606738
>Miyafuji looks around
Yeah it feels so.
>>606741
And suddenly a lurker popped behind the corner!
>>606754
I think we both can agree it's too late , or early, for that.
>>606749
*grabs her small cute ass* I wanna have a taste
>>606749
theres always a few lurkers about
really not feeling up to do more than just lurk for now myself though
>>606763
Y..yes..
>>606774
>Miyafuji was startled by the sudden grab before turning to face you.
Anon, no!
>She slapped you in the face with slight force.
>>606785
It's kinda weird like that, so there's about five in total of us at least but for now we act like zombies till evening.
Yo whaddup niggas I just woke up and had to vacuum up water in my room it flooded lmao how y'all doin tho, y'all niggas still out here chillen?
>>606785
Lurkfag reporting in.
>>606807
>Anzu starts moving around under Miyafuji's arm before her eyes pop open and spewing anzu-speek.
O-ohaiyo there Anzu-chan! Did you sleep well?
>>606807
Finally someone else!.
Good morning!!
>>606828
Nui, show me your tits.
>>606824
>spewing anzu speak
>10/10 kek
>Nuzzles her head into you and let out a content sigh
I sure did! Although I didn't get my usual 12 hours which is weird as fuck but whatevs nigga 9 hours is still pretty good lmao
>>606828
Good mornin nigga, has it been rip while I've been gone? Mad niggas prolly comfy and crashed lmao
>>606815
Welcome to the crew nigga get cozy
>>606798
*cock bulge at the slap* I'm a masochist...
*lick her feet*
>>606865
I wish I was able to sleep long like that sometimes.. Just how do you do it?
>>606882
>Sees your bulge after the slap and sudden icky movement.
No means no, anon!
>She walks away ignoring you for now.
>>606854
Maybe later, anon. If you're still here.
>>606798
Night, Miya. Take good care of the thread with Anzu
>>606902
I dunno senpai lmao A few nights ago I crashed for 15 hours, shit was dope as fuck. Now I'm gettin cozy and eating some breakfast to some dope tunes, skeledude hooked me up with some nice jazz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing
I'll probably play sf3/4 with some niggas if anyone tryin to get whooped lmao. I think I can sleep so long because I have nothin important to wake up for, so I can just lay there until I need to eat/bathroom ect
>>606913
Awh, come on, pulling down that top can't take too much effort.
>>606913
Nite Nui! I'll keep snuggling with Anzu till I drop counting sheeps myself.
>>606918
Makes sense I guess.
>>606902
*cock bulge more at your dominance*
tell me what you want me to do mistress
>>606936
Yeeeh I'm a full blooded NEET right now, I ain't even got hobbies the require me up at specific times. It kinda sucks sometimes but then after a long days of sleep you feel great, although oversleeping makes you tired which is ironic lmao
>>606913
Nighty night senpai
Has almost everyone gone to bed?
>>607042
Seems like it senpai, I clocked out early as fuck tho last night so I got up early, looks like I'm out on comfy duty for y'all lurkers out there, how you niggas doin? Whats ya favorite drink? Where you like to go out to eat? Talk to me senpai
>>607065
Anzu, I'm sleepy. Come cuddle with me so I can go to bed again. I beat you at Chess, you remember me.
>>607080
Oh shit whats good senpai, yeh nigga you beat my ASS something fierce at chess lmao, I got you senpai just come in my NEET cocoon and get cozy
>She unwraps herself from the blanket and offers you a spot inside, shivering at the change of temperature
Hurry up tho nigga it cold lmao
>>607096
Yeah, sounds cold. It's cold here too. Sorry it flooded in your room earlier.
>He slips down in there, wrapping his arms around her, pulling her body into his, he takes the roll of the big spoon.
One of these days we ought to finish that blowjob you started.
>>607103
Thanks senpai, shits annoyin as fuck nigga every time it rain baka wish it just stayed the fuck outside like nigga why you rainin in my house lmao
>Cheerfully giggles as you snuggled up with her, pressing her back into your belly and wiggling around to get comfy
Maybe one day senpai, you died on me tho nigga lmao thought you was rip
>>607121
A-Anzu, what is this I am hearing about blowjobs here?
>Browses internet next to you still under the big blanket with Mizuki still sleeping by the left.
>>607150
>Coughs a cute little fake cough and shyly looks up at you
W-well senpai, this nigga beat me in chess in like 3 minutes, so...I thought he deserved a prize and...well...he wanted that so when I went to pay up he was rip
>>607170
I-I see.
>She wasn't sure what sort of reaction she should make at your cute coughing and explanation.
Did you give your best at least?
>>607206
>twiddles her fingers idly
I'd...like to think so, I think that was even before me and Valley started pleasing each other...I ain't too good at it tho senpai I'm just a fightin game nigga out here lmao but I still pay up when my shit talk goes bad
>>607231
I'm so bad at fighting games. Would be nice to hook up again though. For now I'll use you for cuddles when I'm not sleepy. You're pretty sweet, and the whole nigga thing is endearing.
>>607236
Thanks senpai, I'll be around all the time as usual and I'm always game for snugglin/headpats&chill if you tryin to get cutesy wit it. Better brush up on them skills tho nigga lmao finna get the hands.
You MIGHT get a free hookup since I never payed yeh back for that dope win, but who knows since you died on me~
>Sticks her tongue out at you for a moment before displaying a sly grin
>tfw find the comfyposting and snuggly stuff more fun than SUCK ALL THE DICKS
>>607283
Snuggle squadron grows by one!
Hmm, I wonder if anyone needs a pretty little princess like me around this time...
>>607283
Senpai the snuggle pile is what I do senpai if y'all tryin to hop on in nigga the NEET cocoon as room for all to be cozy
>>607304
It's gotten lewd underneath these covers before, just gotta wait for yo moment to rise you dig?
>>607283
>daring to imply people have preferences other than parodies of "dom/sub" stuff or sluts that go for pure quantity
>>607311
There's always time and place for cute princesses here!
>>607324
R-really?!?
That's nice to hear! What do you want to do with me, than?
>>607322
theres a lot more than that goes on if you look beyond the most well known avatarfags, actually
>>607327
Me?
>She was pondering before replying.
I, well I don't want to do anything particular right now but there might always be those who want so it's good to be just around, right?
>>607333
>>607339
Fair enough...
Hey, they were saying something about cuddling, right?
M-maybe we can do that?
>>607343
Yeah senpai, altho at the rate we goin I might need to go gather up another large blanket to hold all of us in one giant snuggle pile lmao bouta have like 5 niggas in this cocoon
>>607343
>Miyafuji made few stern looks at you.
A..aren't you a boy?
And Anzu-chan >>607362 is our Snugglecuddlequeen around these parts. You should ask her for more advice on these things.
>>607362
W-what? Other people cuddling with us?!?
T-that can feel great! The more, the merrier, like they say...
>>607380
W-Well, I guess...
But as soon as I saw how pretty and beautiful princess Zelda was, I felt...
Something; a passion, to become a pretty princess myself. The clothing she wore felt much better than my old clothes, and all the attention she got was amazing...
I want to be a cute, pretty princess like Zelda when I'm old enough!
>>607403
I.. don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with that. And girl's clothing sure are comfortable!
We have few cute boys around here that could go for girl's, of which one is quite popular.
>Looks at Mizuki resting next to me.
So roll with it.~
>>607380
I'm not 100% sure right now senpai, I'm just out here playin SF4 and snugglesluttin around wit y'all niggas lmao
>>607384
Hell yeah nigga you already know, we all get to hug each other and rest our heads on others shoulders. Maximum comfy levels.
>>607438
Oh, thank you...
And trust me, I will! I will be the best princess there ever was...
With the possible exception to Zelda herself...
>>607451
Yeah, that sounds nice; very comfortable and warm...
Oh, I could go for that right now; being cuddled by everyone...
Just ordered a new calendar for 2016.~
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/2016CL-120
Though gonna take even with Air Mail 3 weeks or so due current season and worldwide events..
>>607461
Yeeeh just come on it senpai, the blanket is fine~
>She opens the NEET cocoon once more allowing entry for the cute boy to come snuggle
I dunno if you into fightin games homie but if you finna get the hands I'll beat that ass lmao
>>607545
>He crawls in, snuggling next to them
Oh it's okay, I just love the cuddles mostly...
A-and, you can beat my ass, if you want to...
>>607637
>Wiggles up next to the newcomer in the blanket, positioning herself to his side
What kinda games you got senpai I only got SF3/4 right now but I'll be sure to give you the sauce if you tryin to throw down nigga
RIP threads. 2015-2015.
>>607668
>Happily accepts the cuddles
Sorry, I don't have them...
But I'm sure you are great in it!
>>607669
Everyone went to discord or hates discord so... very few left
>>607698
I ain't like the greatest but I'm able to bop most niggas in these threads, I ain't find a nigga better than me yet round these parts but I still be huntin for some prey you dig?
>Gently hugs you as she nuzzles her head into your side letting out a content sigh
>>607701
Nigga its like 9 AM EST these are literally the worst hours to be around lmao the discord dead as fuck right now too ain't no nigga online right now they assed the fuck out baka
>>607701
>>607711
These are literally the /realERPhours/.
>>607731
The few that are awake at this ungodly hour have to make it count right?
>>607794
We're the backbone!
I been fuckin niggas up on SF4 online lmao shits dope as fuck
>>607816
We keep the threads going while no one else does, even if we should probably have someone who is in a better time zone
Lewd.
>>607850
I think I'll try napping for some hours now.
It's up to you now Anzu take care of me and Mizuki here.
