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>>601241
You gotta look out for your talent
The last thing you want is making your girls unhappy
>Tfw you reach for your water but realize you drank it all already
>>601306
>tfw your waters gone but you dont remember drinking it...
>>601430
That happens too sometimes :/
>>601303
that's true, I need to work harder
I wonder what nicole is up to, I liked her solo last year
>>601306
I hate this feel, usually if I go get a refill I don't crave it as much did initially
should I post in this thread or the Nana ERP thread? both maybe?
>>601456
yeah both
>>601454
Same. Especially since I have to go get another bottle and put it in the freezer. By then,Im nowhere near as thirsty as I was.
i like sungah ever since i saw that webm of her heart being crushed
i drink my own piss
>>601493
bear oppa...
do you think kyary has sucked off nakata
>>601454
She's chilling with her dog and working on stuff with kwave
Idk how the music is going though
>>601493
Lyoto oppa...
i wish trash had more twiceposting but all kpg does is fight over their favorite groups...
>>601549
im done with brazilians. they always let me down
>>601544
Does she take the knot?
Dumb Hyuna bullying this dog
>>601569
There's too many girls above twice for me to post desu
>>601576
No but she can take mine
say my name
>>601473
>tfw you forget the bottle in the freezer and it's frozen solid when you remember
>>601544
I miss her
her periscope streams are nice but I've been missing them lately
>>601614
why the sudden change
>>601648
what do you mean?
>>601665
why did you change your underwear?
>tfw my mom just saw my yujeong folder
I'm so sloppy these days jesus christ
>>601569
I save a lot of twice pics but I rarely post them
>>601681
it got dirty...
lewd things have happened...
>>601685
How did she see it? you left it open and kept the screen on?
>>601636
>>tfw you forget the bottle in the freezer and it's frozen solid when you remember
AHH I hate that! The kind I get does that so often too. I cant leave it in there for more than 20 minutes or it starts to turn to slush. Anything more than 30 minutes and it becomes so hard I have to leave it out for an hour before I can even drink it.
>>601609
this is very cute
>>601636
I never got to see her perform
I missed out on everything
Just in time for Red Velvet, Mamamoo and the rookies though
cumming inside pyo's soft, firm and warm ass...
>>601707
A RARE NEWT SPECIES!!!!
A NEW ONE!!!
HOW CUTE!!
tfw you spot a rare newt
>>601729
I like her videos
Shame about no audio
tfw you hire a newt exterminator
It's a newt party
>>601774
is this also from her instagram??? wtf why did I miss these....
>>601780
WHAT THE
DONT HIRE HIM OR I WILL HIRE A HITMAN ON YOU
>>601793
These are all from instagram
IM GOOD IM HOT IM FRESH IM FINE!
>tfw you will never be able to properly choose a waifu from all the glorious KPOP master race women
>>601824
it's fly, not fine
>>601614
chingu
hello sir i have a newt problem. please get rid of them. use your strongest chemicals
>>601844
yeah i have like 40 waifus or something lol
>>601812
>you will never party with her
;_;
>>601856
newts are immune to chemicals. they are a super species and can survive even nuclear radiation
>>601856
newts you say?
>>601880
cute newt detected!
>>601873
>you will never jerk off with her
>>601698
yeah, usually I minimize my folder after I post a pic but I forgot this time
>>601700
and then when the ice thaws the water doesn't taste as good as it does just before it reaches freezing point
>>601707
her perfs weren't really special but it was nice to see her on stage again
>>601962
>and then when the ice thaws the water doesn't taste as good as it does just before it reaches freezing point
Yeah! And its actually too cold even after it melts. And gives me a headache or toothache.
>entire team is plat V 0 LP with sub 40% wnirates
why do you do this to me riot i just really started playing this game
>>601955
hey stop this >.<
>>601962
>HONEY-BUTTER CHIPS
I hope that I can score some of these at the Korean grocery the next time I go shopping. they sound pretty good. i got my all my friends into the different snacks they stock.
>>602021
they're against the law now because they made idols fat
>>601962
Shit, she can give the most garbage performance ever
I just want to see her abs and shake her butt
>>602014
Fine
I already ran out of recent videos though
why hyuna is such a slut now
>>601984
I have the same problem, I need try some toothpaste for sensitive teeth
>>601989
they're honing your carrying skills
>>602021
I heard they taste bad but I still want to try them
this could be your gf
>>602081
I think you can see a bit of both in this perf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83x2D5rXfW0
>>602099
I used to use toothpaste for that but my teeth arent as sensitive anymore as they used to be. I think it was Sensodyne.
>>602148
i wish
>>602081
no im sorry... please continue i like your video webms
>>602100
She ate too much bread and shrimp this time..
>>602160
I actually have some of that lying around but I always forget to use it
is the pussy good
>>602159
>tfw never going to be that guy at the end of the video
>>602173
Videos of Hyuna or just any girls?
>>602099
not good enough yet, maybe eventually
>>602218
I think it worked for me! My problem was that I had brushed too hard for a long period of time and wore off some enamel.
>>601235
WTF vest
>>602234
any girls!
>>602291
Wasn't me
>>602299
I like this one
kqt just asked me to move it to kako so i guess you could say things are getting serious
>>602222
you know it is
>>602262
I feel like I'm guilty of this too, brushing your teeth properly is something a lot people never learn unless they talk to a hygienist
>>602364
Yeah. Its really bad if you brush to the point of exposing or damaging nerves. Luckily,it never got that far for me.
>>602314
thats cute, I have to sleep now. nighters!
>>602441
Good night, qt
lol
>>602441
good night
i'm so scared guys, things are getting serious with this kqt. we've been talking pretty much 24/7 for like a week now.
she wants me to add her on kakotalk so we can "always be in touch(:" but i don't want to get serious with a girl who's actually in Korea :/
>>602577
idc
>>602577
do it and get her to send you nudes
>>602577
where the HELL do you guys do this and how i want this
2bh i'm too shy to talk 1 on 1 with a complete stranger, even online
>>602634
We should get some drinks and have ourselves a chat
>>602634
pretend shes an NPC, that you only get to meet rarely for a special limited time quest.
www.interpals.net
a few rules though;
>be white
>sound white
>only photos with friends, none that make you seem like a loner
>always message first
>take her response time and double it before you reply.
>>602700
>only photos with friends, none that make you seem like a loner
well, i'm out then
>>602712
learn2photoshoop
>>602314
wtf d ude....
>>602700
how many photos do you need?
i have 1 of me with my cousin
and what about me with a puppy would that work?
>>602742
i generally include 3 or so. enough to let her know you have a life, without too much that she starts to have questions.
the puppy only if it's a ratdog. kqts hate real dogs, they only want little rats and shit
tfw constantly feel like i'm burdening everyone around me
why live
>>602577
I rather chat and erp with cute guys on kpg and in private than chat with a girl that I will probably never see in rl and is too prude to send nudes
>>602737
Are you drunk? lol
>>602783
don't worry mina, chanmi is more useless than you
>>602783
not difficult to end it
>>602812
no....
when idiots call you cuck.
>>602700
what's the point of this when they are half the world away
>>602837
lewd talk and nudes.
[although i always fuck this part up and end up in some fucking LDR]
just came back from watching star wars 7. amazing film. honestly my favourite of the 7 movies released so far, even if you aren't a fan of star wars i suggest you to watch this one because it is honestly extremely enjoyable to watch.
>>602853
do you at least have some lewd pics
share them
>>602822
Just making sure
If you are, I'll drive you home
>pictures
>pictures with friends
its hopeless
>>602920
wtf?!
>>602783
Im the same :/
>>602935
What's wrong with that?
>>602700
>>only photos with friends, none that make you seem like a loner
>>602974
./....
ah stuff is being deleted in /mu/ I'm chilling here for a while
>>602577
I'd do it
anything to talk to a kqt even if she's half a world away
i just want to stay in my room and masturbate to kpop girls all day
why can't i be a neet
fuck this shit
You don't need pictures with friends, kpg. Just take some old high school football photos of white kids from your class and claim it's you
>>602986
Is that suppose to be you flipping me off?
>>603026
no the / was a mistake
>>602577
are you talking in english or korean or both?
>>603026
what if she asks for selcas when she finally agrees to send nudes
>>603038
Oh okay. It wouldn't be like you to do something like that
>>603040
How are they going to know it's not you? You have your helmet on making the big hit on your rival QB
>>603039
English. The quickest way to scare a kqt off is to display absolutely even the slightest semblance of knowledge of Korean culture.
I once talked to a girl for like a week straight, then lost her because she thought it was weird I knew what kakotalk was
>>601430
spooky af
>>603072
okay but didn't you meet this girl on one of those language exchange sites or am I wrong?
where did you meet her?
>>603092
interpals m8, it's what everyone uses to meet either yellow fever acquaintances or random sheboons from Gambia who want you to be their best friend
RHYTHM TA
>>603136
>small file sizes
>gaypop
>girl poster
just fuck off you waste of space
we like girl posters here
>>603136
we gon get it pop it
we gon we gon get it pop it
>>603136
WE GON GET IT POPPIN
WE GON WE GON WE GET IT POPPIN
WE GON GET IT POPPIN
WE GON WE GON WE GET IT POPPIN
WE GON GET IT POPPIN
WE GON WE GON WE GET IT POPPIN
이건 그냥 노래니깐 RHYTHM TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZG8PYWJAUM
>>603198
no we dont
>>603164
WE GON GET IT POP IT
RHYTHM TA
>>603231
at least post higher res photos
it would make you slightly tolerable
iKon is okay.
>>603271
Better than Winner.
How are these fans going to chant "keep the Rams" when they can't fill half the stadium?
That game was a shit show
double perfect
>>603304
im going fuck that girl
>>603585
The only thing you're gonna be fucking is your own hand loser.
what sort of low life bottle of the barrel bitch female do you have to be to post here trolling for attention from asshole australians?
think about that
>>603330
using a hammer to force her mouth open then peeing in her mouth
>>603616
you should ask this manfaced cow that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r9lCR_KuHE
I'm gonna do it to lime tonight desu
anyone else post on pol
>>603616
a qt one, with thick thighs wide hips a flat tummy plump, but not too big, breasts, and a firm ass
>>603655
exactly the type of worthless female I'm talking about. contributes jack shit to the thread I might add
>>603657
What are you doing now and how many more hours till night?
>>603665
ah, here's the pathetic australian teen
im the only person here who has had sex before
>>603732
which is why you should leave
>>603668
no-one contributes shit to the thread lets be honest here
>>603759
I love retarded morons like you who think everyone is as pathetic and useless as they are
>>603732
i've had sex, i had a gf for 3 years
>>603732
everybody here has had sex with their hand
>>603779
even the girls?
>>603795
it's called fingering, virgin.
>>603795
especially the girls
>>603795
tay schlicks to her tribute every night
>>603814
omo
I'm listening to my favorite album right now AMA
>>603917
what is your favorite kpop fap material
>>603655
where is her upper lip
>>603932
she tried to tuck it in so her face wouldn't look so fat
>>603932
I have none.
i want to suck 50 cocks in one night
>>603759
wording this because you are right.
how to make the voices go away trahs
>>603926
My kgf who I get to see about every other night
i have the best taste in everything
>>603988
you doing alright buddy?
>>603952
well i will help you out, just need 49 other people
stroking my cock to kpop with a big black dildo in my ass~
>>604008
top 5 books go
>>603926
jaypark
>>604012
no im scared and i cant look aoway from the computer screen
>>604025
I don't read book cuz I'm not some loser nerd.
>>603665
lmao word
the fucking tragedian from pathologic is in my room in the corner this is not cool i dont want to look away from my screen its not real but it feels real really real and it wont shut up it goes over music and it wont stop
that post is so good
>>604117
i wish my life was a videogame
i wish i lived in skyrim with my waifu and i was a nord who could summon skeletons to kill ppl and it would impress my waifu
>>604166
same but using a mod that makes me summon little betsys like this as well as skellys
>>604117
Did you stop taking your meds? Or is the medicine making it worse?
>>604117
did you get enough sleep recently?
>>604203
lol
*sucks averages dick to make him feel better*
remember image lol
>>604356
nows not a good time
the actress playing rey in star wars vii is so hot. im gonna fap to her tonight.
I just want a kgirl to tell me oppa you can cum inside.
rhythm ta
>31 ip's
>>604042
you don't have taste then
gonna whip out my dick and stroke to kpop now
>that one friend that always tries to suck your dick when he comes over
wtf
>>604665
can't say I know this feel
>>604564
i'm crying guys
why does this happennn to me i am sleeepying an taking my medicine like the doctor told me to but nothing os gpomg rogjt ots terrofuomggggggggggggg
>>604912
kill yourself dumbass
>>604912
How many medicines are you taking,friend? They could be counteracting.
>>604927
im eating my own cum will that be dangerous with antidepressants?
>>604941
Yes.
but cum tastes so good i cant stop
eating cum after it cools below body temperature is disgusting
if average isnt eating his own cum, and these things are happening, then maybe he should start
>>605012
lol
guys what jisook picture or webmeme should i tribute?
Good night<3
>>605212
goodnight
>>605197
>>605197
http://www.googledrive.com/host/0BwB9-qGxxzjAV0djUi1fN0MyQWc/jisook35.gif
http:/www.googledrive.com/host/0BwB9-qGxxzjAV0djUi1fN0MyQWc/jisook36.gif
>>605197
the one where shes in the bag
jisook is mine you fucking stupid gay idiot
>>605212
good night
>>604036
message me!!!
weed lowered my iq
>>605239
get off 4chan tommy
>>605246
im going to give her my love
>>605246
facefucking yujeong...
yuros are the worst
anyone else enjoy cum tributes but wish they had more focus on the cock...
>>605354
idk that pic just made me think about facefucking her
sup bros, i got a 7 day vacation from mu kpg for saying i wanna blast inside.
>>605374
would you blast inside me?
yujeong is the type of girl who smiles while you cum on her face
>>605399
only if you can get pregger
>>605374
it's almost 2016 get a dynamo ip
>>605374
based static IP bro
>>605414
Shared internet and do not have access to the router to reset. Such cases.
>>605374
im up to 40 day bans
lol girl xD
god save you
>>605371
she's very pretty so I understand
>>605374
7 days? holy shit
i want to meet the mu janitor irl and knock him out with an uppercut punch
>>605454
slap him with my omo stick
>>605454
are we allowed to say stuff like this?
>>605465
yes
>>605465
i dont know and at this point i dont care anymore
>>605465
yeah the rule that stops you from insulting mods doesn't apply to this board
>>605465
no it falls under complaining about 4chan moderation
you can get him a site-wide ban if you report him for that post.
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
>>605483
it's a global rule idiot
>>605498
>posting of loli or shota pornography
since when was this a rule on 4chan?
Don't argue guys, I was just making a shitpost
>>605506
it's been like that for the longest time
>>605485
this is a bannable post
>>604117
try talking to him
this kqt is making me a christmas card and i'm really really fighting off the urge to tell her i love her.
>>605539
You're such a fucking liar oh my gfriend, fuck you
>>605526
oh nvm you can still post that on the hentai boards just not on trash
THIS JAPANESE GIRL KEEPS COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE AND JACKING ME OFF TO COMPLETION. WE'VE NEVER SPOKE TO EACH OTHER SHE JUST KNOCKS ON THE DOOR I LET HER IN AND WE WALK TO MY ROOM WHERE SHE STROKES MY COCK FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES UNTIL I BLOW MY LOAD AFTER WHICH SHE LEAVES WITHOUT SAYING A WORD. ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS NOW AND ITS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF
>>605539
do it
>>605553
that's hot desu
>>605556
i dunno man, i've been talking to two of them a lot. one is really nice and we chat all the time but this one's different.
when we first started talking she was so shy i could barely get two words out of her and now she's excitedly telling me all about her weekend plans and she wants to make me a christmas card and it's really hitting me hard
>>605553
>10 mins
teach me how to do this
the only way I could manage this is if I stopped every few minutes, but I don't think it counts if a bit squirts out, or if some precum dribbles out
also, I think I fuck myself over by going 100 spm (strokes per minute)
>>605553
come in her
is tabitha the ikon spammer?
does she post undercover or just doesnt post anything other than that?
>>605591
stop using a deathgrip
>>605596
she's too busy cuddling with me to post often
lol
>>605615
false flag
i dont "like" anything
>>605621
people who post comments on youtube are so weird
>>605649
false flag this
*makes out with tabitha*
i like masturbating
>>605665
do you love anything
>>605685
i love whacking off to korean girls
>>605688
a god...
>>605666
people who move to a country they know nothing about, make vlogs complaining about everything, take ridiculous amounts of money from people who actually ARE interested in the culture, and then make up a bullshit excuse about their health when they feel like abandoning ship are kind of weird too
>>605700
what's the story (morning glory)?
my EYE ITCHES
>>605704
they're moving from korea to japan and made up a story about how it was because of martinas health(which would be completely irrelevant to reasoning of moving to japan instead of back home to canada) when in reality, they hate korea and never liked living there and only used fans of kpop and korean culture to make money once simon lost his teaching job
>>605727
how could they hate getting paid to go on an endless vacation in korea?
>>605732
they've made a lot of videos complaining about korea and barely even attempted to learn the language and starting fights with kpop fangirls while taking money from kpop fans for cafes and a personal studio
its been obvious what they were doing for awhile and now they're going to do the same thing over in japan
>>605726
scratch it
>>605750
are you sure that will work.
i wanna put my dick in a kpop butt
i love money shot scenes in jav where the javstar opens her mouth in anticipation of the guy cumming into her mouth and the cumshot hits the back of her throat activating her cough reflex.
>>605747
nice. i wish i could do that.
ahaha im a girtl xD
>>605760
that makes me feel bad
>>605766
post yu're breasts or gtfo
>>605596
has anybody rubbed one out to the kissing scenes in the lesbian web series with jei yet?
>>605801
little shitposter
I like your posts.
>>605813
do u wanna fuck my posts
>>605812
yeah I have actually
it felt pretty good
tell /trash/...
1. who did you last blast to
2. how was it
3. how big was the load...
>>605833
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your mom
>>605813
t-thanks anon!!
>>605848
best eunji
>>605848
crocodile whore
>>605829
no
>>605833
wouldn't you like to know...
>>605829
IMPOSTER
I need a shit desu
this kqt wants me to share one of the stories i wrote with her.
i wrote a really cheesy Christmas story about Santa delivering a Christmas card from a girl in Korea just in time for Christmas, but i'm scared it's too autistic and she might get scared...
girlblasting tabitha to gd pics
>>605996
just ask that hoe for pictures of her tits
these kqts you guys talk to exist in the same way as the pathologic character in that one guy's room, right?
>>606023
pretty much
kpg is filled with delusional mentally ill people
>>606023
i don't talk to kqts online
>>606035
you just did when you replied me ;)
>>606046
you are white tabitha
>>606062
I think I speak for pretty much everyone in this thread when I say I am culturally Korean.
>>606032
I'm not mentally ill
>>605876
n-no... i'm not going to jerk off to cute guys describing their orgasms, i promise...
>>606138
why are there so many faggots like you in kpg
eunjibro might be the biggest fag i've seen so far
>>606142
calm down zagtul
>>606149
have you seen his picture lol
>>606163
yes
i can feel the poo rearing its ugly head out on my bunghole
>>606046
i wish i was a cute boy...
>>606188
What are you now?
>>606195
a disgusting fat guy
>>606206
You can fix the fat and disgusting if you want it bad enough.
>>606232
you can fix the guy part too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZiIuGRMc8
ayy ayy ayy
i dont play play play
>>606236
It's not so easy...
>>606241
i know :(
post your ideal type tab
kevin is such a nice guy stop bullying him
>>606273
he is the worst poster ever tho
i just had a shit but i'm still farting, i think it might be a 2 parter
shit i think i'm friendzoned lads. i was practicing korean with this girl and i told her "You are pretty" which is like the one thing I've taught myself to say in hangul (that and Hi)
she called me a naughty boy and told me she'd teach me some real phrases to use if i want to hit on girls. but really i just want to hit on her :/
>>606309
lmfao
i did it guys
>>606309
aigoo...
i hope this doesn't happen with the kqt i'm talking to...
>>606333
to who? post a webm of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltkZSO4LOE
>>606344
what? is that the first thing you think of? lol
i did something else but i'm not saying it now
>>606352
aww, i was just kidding around
please tell us, what did you do?
>>606358
you lost your chance
i don't want to say it anymore
>>606364
i bet you did nothing, or it was something lame like "talked to a girl irl"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK-Q0Rb8tI
choneun styli
>>606354
don't get your hopes up
i was talking to a kqt too one time and I learned that she played the piano so I asked if she ever recorded anything and she said no but she told me to come to Korea and she'd play for me
>>606372
or it was something actually cool and when i post about it later you won't know if that was me
slide right in
tfw you tell your kqt you're in korea and suddenly she doesn't want to meet after all...
>>606410
it's ogre. she said "i know i'm much older than you, but if we went to school together we could be great friends"
>tfw she's literally two years older than me
i guess this is where throw caution to the wind and start calling her noona
>>606445
dox her and find out where she lives or works/goes to school
>>606464
she's 25 years old and i'm 22
and she's sitting here literally saying "when i was your age" like bitch, you mean two summers ago?
tfw your kqt is only interested in you to practice english...
tfw your kqt is only interested in you to practice giving blowjobs...
tfw your kqt is only interested in you for your big dick...
tfw your kqt is only interested in you for your tay tributes...
tfw your kqt is only interested in you for your pasty white complexion and coldplay collection
tfw your kqt is only interested in you for your memes...
tfw your kqt isn't interested in your kpop collection
>>606515
bad feel
>>606518
>yeah I have Seventeen
OMG I LOVE THEM XD
>yeah i also have some Got7
OMG YES!
>and i really love my signed Lovelyz albums :)!
silence
>>606529
lol
>>606529
stupid fucking bitch
>>606529
>mention i like some korean music
>which ones?
>only name k-indie and hiphop because i don't want to mention kpop
i hate women
>>606543
>he likes our music
>>606550
based, want to suck my dick?
>>606569
*kneels and unzips you...*
>>606569
not him but i like girls and also want to do that
>>606569
im not a fag
>>606588
don't be gay, faggotry is the logical consequence of patrician tastes. if you value the qualities of men more, then how will you taint yourself with woman anymore? why would you even be attracted to them, except to breed?
holy fuck I which I was recording
>playing just cause 3
>glide into a base and faceplant onto a rooftop
>get up
>suddenly snipers and rocket launchers are trained on me on all sides
>go to jump off the roof
>get hit with a rocket and get knocked back onto the roof
>helicopter swoops in out of nowhere and riddles me with bullets until I die
>>606598
*pulls anon's big cock out of his mouth*
word
*slurpslup*
>>606603
this is why i love shadowplay
>>606617
not him but I stopped using shadowplay after I noticed what a gigantic fps drop it gives in certain games
I literally gained like 150 fps in csgo by disabling shadowplay
other than that the program is amazing though
i'm horny now, i wish one of you was really here sucking my dick
>>606627
that's weird, i haven't noticed any issues like that
>>606598
men are great, i like hanging out with them. but only insofar as that. women need strong men to protect them and breed them, and that's the role of man, to protect the weaker sex and breed new humans into existence. it's a fucking abomination and genocide of the human race to engage in such an ungodly and deprave act as to sleep with another man.
>>606617
I figured my pc wasn't good enough to record and play with good framerate
I need new hardware to come out so I can splurge on a new build
>>606656
oh yeah, i have a 980ti so it may be causing performance drops but the card is such overkill for the stuff i usually play that it's hard to notice
>>606667
god damn, I'm jelly
hopefully the next series of cpus and gpus will be out by summer
>>606647
a real patrician will breed with a harem of women if he wants to, but his true attraction will be towards those worthy of it; his equals.
You shouldn't tarnish your masculinity by stooping to the level of being attracted to weak and stupid woman, anon...
jesus christ
>>606698
you're fucking disgusting. gays should be gassed. it's not human. yeah drinking with your bros is fun but at the end of the day any person who sees a woman in all her frail femininity and thinks "nah i'd rather lick another man's hairy anus" is mentally diseased and not worthy of reproduction in the first place
*fondles anon's balls as he cums and swallows his load*
i'm completely straight desu
i have some jelly beans
annyeong... eotteoke jinaeseyo?
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>606788
nani?
>>606726
what is frail femininity to a real man? his values are strength and intellect; he is attracted to these, not to weakness.
Which is more manly? A struggle between two equal figures like Greek gods fucking each other painfully in the ass, or "let me touch your soft, moist femininity"? You degrade yourself every time you indulge in attraction to woman. I feel sad for you, anon.
>>606744
*slaps anon's taut butt* damn right, girls are for fags
>>606788
naneun jelli kong eul meoggo iss-eoyo
this guy is making some good points. maybe i should be gay
>>606808
ah, jinjja?
>>606811
you were already a faggot
>>606819
naneun-i modeun nan geunyang gugeul beon-yeog sayong mueos-eul uimihaneunji moleunda
jin thighs...
fuck i'm blown.
kqt asked me what time it was here and i said almost 7am and she was like "wow have you been up talking to me all night O_O"
>>606852
she doesn't appreciate you desu
Oh my god I have nothing to live for
I'm just living out other people's dreams being a wagecuck and I still act neet and awkward so no worthwhile people in my life
I just work out and take long walks to keep myself calm because I know I'm not going anywhere with this and don't know what good I can do in this society anymore
Thanks for reading, bitch blog out (gotta do it all again tomorrow)
Life \o/
>>606852
"n-no... i was only up for kpg bros..."
>>606870
desu i was up for the show but i'd never tell her that so i made up a lie about getting up early to workout
Death /o\
>>606868
same but now i met a kqt so life is worth living
>>606868
same
>>606868
wow pathetic
are fiestar going to make it finally?
>>606894
YASSSSS
>>606894
they still need a good song
>>606910
is this shopped
>>606868
maybe you need to set your own goals in whatever interests *you*, and do your uttermost to reach them, and forget about doing good in society so much. but that's just my thought
>>606917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLwY9jVwu8
i dont want to be me anymore
what's the best korean phrase to ask my fob kqt if she wants to go out?
>>606930
당신은 나에게 오랄 섹스 를 제공해야
dangsin-eun na-ege olal segseu leul jegonghaeya
>>606930
a Fractional Orbital Bombardment kqt?
ask if she'd like to blow you
>>606940
wow r u korean
>>606945
she's in my country for 1 year on a working holiday, we started talking last week and i've decided i'm going to ask her out the next time i talk to her which will probably be tomorrow...
>>606940
OMO
>>606953
그래, 난 횡단 한국어 입니다
>>606971
What's a trans-Korean?
>>606920
Okay. I'll try that
Comparing yourself to people sucks and I do that a lot.
Honestly i believe the way to "suceed" in life is to be truly content with your being.
Thank you, I can do this yoonaman
>>606974
white person pretending to be kolean
>>606974
someone who identifies as korean but was born a different nationality
>>606258
i wish these imposters would gtfo!! baka desu
>>606264
eye smile, 5'8, brown eyes, cute with glasses, understanding, smart, funny, caring, plays games with me and listens to music with me and watches movies with me, wants to travel someday, takes care of themselves but u can be lazy and relax with too, inspires u follow your dreams, someone u call your best friend
tzuyu...
>>606929
who do you want to be
>>607048
someone with a BIG dong
>>606921
I throw around the term dancing prostitute a lot but this chick is LITERALLY a dancing prostitute
>>607048
Oh cool I'm all of these where do I grab my prize?
>>607053
pls...
i hate this new girlposter, i like the other ones
>>607048
damn, i'm only 5'7 and no glasses
>>607071
discord regular...
i only like my friend tayla
4 20
it's 7:20am.
i've literally been up since like 2am talking to this korean girl but i don't know how to stop, i just like her so much :S.
kpop keeps ruining my life.
>>607083
did you talk about your life?
>>607077
I like you too!
>>607077
taylas a fuckin boss
>>607067
stop describing me desu
>>607083
give yourself a timetable...if you don't get nudes in a week then move on time is precious
>>607089
yeah i stayed up all night just talking to her about life and family.
i know she's like on the other side of the ocean, but honestly she makes me so happy. i can't remember the last time i was as content with life as i am when i'm messaging her
>>607094
omo... tayla-ssi... neomu johayo...
>>607068
that sounds like a personal problem.
>>607098
i didn't think you wore glasses...or were the same height!!
>>607111
What are you doing.. why..
>>607108
same but with tay
>>607122
just fuck off you worthless cunt
>>607122
from the same hood too... i AM the dong
>>607127
lol
>>607127
t-vizzle~
>>607132
sunnywaifu is that u?
>>607136
distant relatives omo
>>607147
blood relatives
>>607136
>>607141
I'm so confused
>>607164
very nice yerim
>>607154
OMO.......
>mom didn't ask me if I wanted breakfast
>>607164
I waited for this moment, I’ll melt you with my tongue
I’ll take your bra off with my mouth, your back is so breathtaking
I’ll kiss you from your head to your toes, here and there
Once is not enough, we’ll keep going till the sun comes up
It’s just beginning, hurry and ride me
If it starts getting hard, tell me, we can switch positions
Your neck, your legs, your breasts and your body
This night is hot
Don’t worry, I won’t get tired
I can go all night, just trust and follow me
I’m going crazy on this hot night
>>607176
they don't want you to eat breakfast anon.
>>607169
Thanks
nice binnie
>>607189
That song is lewd.
>>607176
probably hoping you'll starve to death desu
>>607199
im here to collect binnies
>>607196
you don't have to pack your bags
for where we bout to go
it's a little secret baby just for you to know...
>>607205
my 3859 binnies are too much to post
r i p my sleep schedule
>>607213
you fixed it for like 5 days wtf...
idiot!
>>607212
Is Jay Park always like this..
>>607199
pick me pick me pick me up
>>607224
i'll always be like this around you...
>>607223
back on that wild ride
>>607224
good night kpg
im so fucking lonely i get a hardon when even some random girl replies to me on an anonymous internet forum
>>607240
sweet dreams
>>607227
...
>>607240
Good night!
>>607245
do a tribute to her
>>607190
I'm going on strike then
>>607197
I would prefer she kill me in my sleep
tabitha..
>>607250
please reply to me...
I’M IN LOVE 눈에 콩깍지 씌었어 BABE
하의 실종에 흰 와이셔츠 BABE
사람이야 천사야 OH JESUS BABE
눈부셔 BABE SUNGLASS BABE
정신이 망신이야 홀렸어 네게
피가 한쪽으로 또 쏠렸어 네게
위험해 YOU’RE SO DANGEROUS BABE
살려줘 BABE 경찰 불러 BABE
skrrt
>>607262
How are you?
>>607274
very good now, thank you!
i wrote a poem to a girl on tinder and now she isn't replying...
>>607240
sleep tight puppet
>>607048
>tfw all this except serial killer eyes, 6'4 and perfect eyesight
>>607279
she doesn't deserve you
can you write the poem here? i'll reply :)
>>607250
Even though your clothes aren’t off and you’re staying still, you’re so sexy
Oh you make me imagine things, I think I’ll change into a beast
Oh yeah I know just the way you like it girl
Oh yeah, I’ll show you a lot of things today
You are my iPhone girl, I’ll touch you, I’ll touch you
Your lips tempt me
Baby, I don’t lack, I can fill you up tightly
All night, all night
>>607275
I'm glad! I hope you have a good day/night~
>>607305
>her face here
#goals
>>607302
Why are you posting these lyrics?
>>607310
>her everything
#goals
i'm so bored
nothing is fun any more
the only time i feel good is when i'm working out but i can only do that for a few hours a day or i will burn myself out
>>607336
because they say what i want to do with you tayla...
>>607337
word
>>607337
kfapping is fun
>>607337
look into esoteric hitlerism
>>607346
But that's lewd. Why are you calling me Tayla.. :(
>>607381
it sounds sexier and more womanly
>>607381
tayla is a pretty name
>>607305
thank you, you too :)
tabitha...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
kiriana...
>>607391
>>607398
Hm, I've never really liked it, but thank you!
>>607404
tayla...
ugpa...
>>607421
i'm going to bed!
goodnight
>>607439
goodnight ; )
>>607434
goodnight tay!!
>>607337
play dominion in league of legends
it's fast
it's fun
it's dominion
just kidding that mode is dead as fuck play AP MF on poro king and collect tears
>>607459
Night~ Have nice dreams!
>>607465
idk how to play i've never played it
the community seems pretty horrible desu, i don't want some 12 year old chinese kid yelling at me
>>607471
nice meme desu
help me kpg
>>607486
nvm, i got it right
>I missed bisu's stream
FUUUUUCK
>>607477
half the fun is yelling at kids
you have to be some kind of combination of masochist and sadist to enjoy it tho
>>607494
well what was it. my guess is 5
>>607502
i play dota 2 but only with a full team of friends or against bots if i'm alone
it's too stressful for me otherwise
>>607508
it's 2. i was confused because the term motor unit never really came up during the curriculum
but i was right, a motor unit consists of a motor neuron and all the muscle fibers it innervates.
>>607518
yeah I can relate, mobas are stressful as fuck sometimes that's why I only play the meme modes that most people don't tryhard in
I'm so fucking hungry
i think i will listen to an audiobook and try to sleep
goodnight kpg
the hyunaqt should be waking up soon so we should start saving our good posts for him ^_^
>>607656
then eat something my chingu
>>607679
hi i just woke up
i feel bad, i must have killed like 30 bugs tonight, but they keep landing on my monitor when i'm trying to play videogames and it's distracting
>>607726
were they those really small flies?
>>607726
are you living in the jungle?
>>607713
good morning my llamafriend~
>>607766
llamaboy...
>>607759
I see. I often hear scary stories about aussiland. Im scared of fat bugs or spiders.
also isnt it strange that christmas is during the summer for you?
>>607766
hi my llama fiance
>>607805
>also isnt it strange that christmas is during the summer for you?
no, i've never known it any other way
it's good because we have bbq and beers outside in the sun and a water balloon fight if it's really hot
guys help!
this thing is starting to get rigid again, what do i do? how do i stop it from getting bigger?
>>607902
omo i want to su...
>>607908
you have the worst taste
that is one disgusting dick
i wrote a girl 2 poems one of which was lewd and she said she liked the lewd one...
what do i do now
>>607953
fuck her
>>607953
rawdog her
>>607953
bang her
>>607986
ask tay
>>607953
post the poems
tay what do isay to the girl
should i ask for her snap and send pics or just ask her to meet up?
not tay and i have no idea what i'm doing, but imo but ask to meet up
>>608003
Just send her a picture of your dick. Girls like that.
