/sug/ - Steven Universe general
Time to chill edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Garnet is sexy.
Pearl is sexy
penis
>>580574
fuck pearl
good morning
>>580564
>>580574
They both are.
>>580584
whoops, wanted to attach pic related for emphasis.
Okay let's get this out of the way.
Lapisfags are suicidal murders.
Freaks are disgusting.
Pearlfags are more depressed than Lapisfags
The rest don't exist.
>>580589
>good morning
what?
Also, I got a couple requests done. The old greg as king one didn't really work out.
But this one kinda did. Looks a bit too young, but I think it reads.
>>580605
What?
>>580599
You are a faggot.
>>580599
you're disgusting
>>580605
Not everyone lives in the same place, anon. There's a thing called "Time Zones".
>>580489
I made a fang Pearl!
>>580605
its 08:50 here
>>580617
I thought we were all Americans?
>>580610
And to go with that Marty, I got my first somewhat successful sour cream edit too.
Though, that's mainly cause the original had such a simplistic style that I basically redrew everything but the face.
>>580615
>>580614
Don't be salty, anons. It's not my fault your waifus are trash.
>>580622
well over here it's 4:53 am
don't ask why I'm still awake
>>580638
all waifus are trash
you're still a faggot though :^)
>>580638
>It's not my fault your waifus are trash.
It's not our fault you're a huge faggot.
>>580610
OR here, thank you so much edit anon!
>>580668
You're right. All SU waifus are trash though, and that's a fact. Especially nignog fusion and fat purple slob.
>>580668
>Get better taste
Except, by your logic, I don't exist.
But then again
>bro-bro.
You're a faggot.
>>580662
>nothing happening tomorrow?
what do you mean?
>>580612
Fangs! I'm becoming as autistic as that guy who edited out Pearl's gem.
>>580706
No, you're already there.
Fuck this waifu drama, I'm off to dream of Ronaldo's mayonnaise
>>580706
Now this one
>>580696
if youre up this late then you cant have any important things happening next day
>>580716
Have fun drinking his boiled mayonnaise from a jar, you piece of shit.
>>580697
How am I mad? I just told you, I don't like none of the characters you mentioned.
Your bait isn't working, and the "u mad" argument has gone stale.
>>580730
>your bait isn't working
>Still trying to get the last word.
You're fucking moron, you know that? Also, you're not very good at hiding your salt. :^)
>>580706
I like to edit sometimes too. I would blame >>580610 for making it look so fun.
>>580706
Ask and you shall receive.
I see you also feel the pull to quick edit these. It's incredibly irresistible.
Also don't call me an autist.
>>580749
>Still trying to get the last word.
Though the same could be said about you. Adding smileys and spewing buzzwords won't make your bait any stronger.
Keep at it, by the way. It's kind of endearing.
>>580763
ur autistic tbqh family
>>580771
Nah, I'm not.
Having a fang fetish, on the other hand...
>>580770
Haha, keep going. I've already won.
Any news on when the hiatus is ending?
You are both trying to get the last word and you both look stupid doing it. Though the guy that got baited looks dumber.
>>580751
Do you mind if I edit the couch to try and make those weird lines look better?
They're just so out of place.
>>580790
Next year. Some people are thinking of January 11th.
>>580784
>Haha
Pathetic.
>I've already won.
What did you win, though?
>>580790
I heard January, I think
>>580811
>What did you win, though?
Proving that you're a dumbass. ;D
>>580795
yeah you're just samefagging
you're as much as a faggot
>>580790
Only 15 days until we can say "this year"
>>580819
>Proving
In what way did you prove anything at all?
>;D
How cute.
>>580821
>samefagging
Boy, do you I got some news for you. Love you, stay salty.
>>580832
do I*
>>580835
Oh. Then no.
>>580633
It's late and I'm tired so this is shit and fuck drawing proper fangs, shark teeth will do.
>>580781
Don't talk shit forehead lover.
>>580751
>>580804
Didn't do good.
>>580832
>stay salty.
the heck you on
I'm not the guy you're talking to. how bout you take your autism down a notch
>>580848
>forehead lover.
H-how dare you!
>>580855
Oh, then you're just a moron who should have shut the fuck up. My mistake.
>>580724
ah
yeah actuallly I'm procrastinating like crazy
how about you?
>>580816
This is my last Pearl edit today, I hope you enjoyed shit content.
>>580868
would you look at that
if it isn't autism in its pure form
>>580881
At least know how to type before you attempt at insulting someone with buzzwords.
This is the sanest place in /trash/.
I'm terrified.
Hold me, guys.
Fangfaggotry is just something I will never get. Is the danger of getting your cock grinded in her mouth that appealing?
>>580893
>dekomori bangs
>>580897
what's wrong with my typing? is it the only thing you can focus on, mr assburgers?
you're just pathetic. are you that eager for replies?
Last movie you saw/favorite movie.
Favorite character/waifu is now on that movie's universe.
How do they adapt?
>>580923
Yes, baby, I'm jacking off because you're giving me all this attention. ;) Your typing is shit because even 2nd graders know about capitalizing.
>>580949
jesus, you're way retarded than I had estimated
throw yourself down the nearest river, quick
>>580893
Uh, what are you gonna do?
>>580873
been awake for a few hours. gonna see star wars in eight hours
Quick /sug/! what are you wearing? Draw your favorite character or gem wearing those clothes, monsters and Clusters count as gems too.
>>580893
I am the pearl posting champ
>>581025
If only I had drawing skills. I'm dressed really cute right now. Just a nice rad looking jacket, some jeans, and rainbow socks.
>>581053
>Just a nice rad looking jacket, some jeans, and rainbow socks.
>I'm dressed really cute right now
Hahaha.
>>581019
>gonna see star wars in eight hours
star wars? is it a new installment?
>>581082
Looks like we have differing opinions on what is cute, anon. I respect your opinion and will continue feeling cute and snug.
>>581053
I like jackets and jeans.
>>581025
Dang, this caught me off guard. I'm too lazy to draw the design on the shirt so I just wrote it.
>>581092
yes
>>581149
>He wasn't maked
Thank god
>>581025
wonderful
>>580574
>>580583
thatd be the point woundnt it?
>>580592
Moar injuns plz
>>581216
She looks so comfy
>>581025
can't draw also this mouse is fucked up
>>581280
Try drawing on a laptop with the tiny dot thing.
>>581310
ha ha, not a chance
>>581327
Yeah, it'd be like trying to perform brain surgery while being lobotomized.
That's kind of the point.
>>581280
E for Effort.
Are bathrobes comfortable enough to wear casually?
>>581400
yes and no. im naked underneath, its pretty good. but after a while it becomes bothersome, since its such a large piece of cloth. also they are very warm.
but if you are the tiniest bit lazy its never coming off.
>>581259
WOO! cheers m8
>>581280
Dr. Katz/10
>>581400
They are if you keep stealing them from hotels and motels.
The ones from motels are only in the honeymoon suite type rooms though and they're a bit small.
>>581481
Smoking is bad and stunts your growth. Oh wait.
>>581481
nice
>>581053
That sounds really gay
Here's Alexandrite!
>>581551
megazord/10, would get inside
>>581053
send pics of clothes and fav gem, mebbe somebody do it for you.
>>581577
You like that little man?
I want to dip Lapis' hand in a jar of acid!
>>581632
why tho
>>581670
I'm at a party.
>>581677
Have some more.
>>581702
oh shit that's neat
>>581702
Now that's an awesome design for the face.
This thread's deader than Rose's army.
>>569166
Post the full thing you retarded mongoloid.
>>581825
it is 4xm in this time of our lady's light not even time for preparation of the second together breakfast, go back to sleep fuggot
Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but
well
here it goes I guess
I will not be writing a chapter of my hit fan fiction this morning. I drank too much last night and fell asleep and now I have missed the imaginary deadline. Words cannot express how sorry I am. I let you down and that's on me. Perhaps I will write 2 tomorrow. Just for you.
Again, I am terribly, terribly sorry and will work hard in the future to make sure nothing like this happens again. Thank you and God bless
your friend,
Cameron Clarke, author of best-selling fan fiction Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
>>582175
You're a fucking failure.
good morning magnificent faggots. how did you sleep?
POST THEM BOYS!!
TIME TO GET FREAKY! !
>>582225
why jasper fags have the best artists?
>>582175
You can't drink to much you got bills to pay, even if your head just feels in pain.
>>582221
As a gesture of good will, please use coupon code "SORRY4" on your next purchase for 5% off.
>>582233
I think this Garnetfag a pretty good artist.
>>582175
Good, now fuck off.
>>582225
ok, had cheerios and a pear for breakfast
>there will never be a SU branded sugary breakfast cereal
>>580852
Do you have a place you post these edits besides here?
I want to drink cum
Alexandrite is cute!
>>582225
It was alright, I'm gonna watch the new Star Wars movie in a few hours, I'm pretty hyped.
>>583300
>you will never feel roses hand again
>you will never feel emotionally safe with rose one last time.
>you will never bury you face into her neck and hair and just cry.
>>581889
It's for the best, I wouldn't have done the whole thing if that was the request and the two end panels are much better without the prior stuff.
Any edit requests today?
What order do you think these events will happen in?
>Yellow Diamond appears
>Jasper redemption
>Lapis redemption
>Amethyst goes Evil for a bit
>Pearl corrupted
>Peedle uncorrupted/gets humanoid form
>we see homeworld
>>584009
If you can, Lars.
>>584009
peridot pls
Will Steven fuse with Pearl in this season or the next one?
>>584021
1. Amy is an asshole arc
2. I kind of think Lapis and Jasper's arcs will happen at the same time, or at least they'll join at the same time. Plus Lapis is redeemed a little bit already.
3. Yellow Dio appears, but as a video transmission or something because why would she go to Earth
4. Peedle shit
5. Homeworld in Season 8
6. Pearl gets fucked up arc
>>580489
1) by not touching the alpha channel of the image
2) wand, select -> grow 2 px, feather 5.0px if you're feeling like an autist, layer -> color to alpha
That's how i did it at least, there are autists of a higher grade than me that would use duplicate layers and edge detection to do it
>>584060
he's gonna fuse with pearl last of all the gems
so season 4, 2020.
>>581606
>They fucked up sapphire and ruby gem position in the short
HOW?
WHY?
>>582225
>>583075
>>581481
that's a cute peri-cherry
Would you?
>>584167
Why last? It could provide great character development for both of them, why hols out for so long?
>>584218
no it's awful get it away
>>584220
>It could provide great character development for both of them
that's why it'll be last. I'm guessing it'll be easier for steven to fuse with the rest of the crystal gems than pearl due to her weird rose hangups. when they do fuse, yes it will be a major breakthrough for both characters, mostly pearl, and that's why they'll put it off til very last.
>>584249
Not even that Opal? Really?
>>584292
I figured that they would show us the original Rainbow Quartz because we'd see the new one soon.
>>584335
lol if anything it's to build anticipation
>>584369
If that's what it was for, then I'm shivering with anticipation.
>>584389
not sure if that's sarcastic or not, but yeah, it's obviously going to be the fusion everyone is going to want to see the most so it wouldn't make any sense for them to show it before the other gems, who all have much more straightforward relationships with steven
>>584419
also: there is no way pearl will be able fuse with steven until she lets go of rose
>>584425
Can you imagine the reaction right after a failed fusion attempt?
*pop*
Steven: Pearl what the FUCK?!?
Pearl: hay kid wanna /ss/?
>>584419
>>584425
I've been wanting to see them fuse for the longest time. The first time I saw the original RQ I thought "What the fuck Pearl, that's disgusting" and then I thought "Wait how would the fusion look like with Steven?" Because of the interesting relationship they have, with Pearl still loving and missing Rose but still loving Steven and with him looking up to her because she became independent (well, group-dependant, but I mean like her own Gem) and how she managed to learn to do stuff she was never meant to do, I think RQ2.0 could end up being a very, very complex fusion.
>>584446
you've gotta be in sync to fuse, and I imagine that being difficult for pearl because of how she still seemingly thinks of steven at least in part as Rose2.0
a major catalyst in her being able to move on will be when she falls in love with Mayor Dewey
screencap this post btw
>>583371
>you will never just want to rip your hair out with guilt and unsure uneasy feelings about the emotional reactions/outbursts you have.
>You will never feel like everything you think or say is venom in some form or fashion making you want to just stay quiet.
i heard there was a secret chord
thatdavid played and it please the Lord
but you don't really care for music, do you?
Jasper a best
I bring you images from the past
>>584491
it goes like this: the 4th, the 5th, th eminor fall the major lift
the baffled king composing hallelujah
>>580611
She looks like a skylander
hallelujah
the
cutest
>>584474
I could see their first fusion being either before or after Pearl has gotten over Rose, but I'm not sure which would be cooler to see, their fusion breaking down in the middle of it because Steven is a Rose Quartz Gem-Human hybrid, or their fusion being super badass and taking down a tough enemy with the strength of Steven's and Pearl's close bond.
H A H
haallelujah
peridot
rape
porn
hallelujaah
>>584563
Halleluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujaaaaah
So how much worse the /ss/hitposting will be after Steven and Pearl fuses?
>>584591
it will reach new heights
>>584591
>implying the shitposting can get any worse
>>584591
You should worry about things that are coming sooner. Can you imagine how much the shitposting will rise when Lapis appears again?
I'm going to be patient with Lapis from now on! She's just been having a really hard time lately!
>>584607
what the fuck is the deal with you typing like a huge faggot?
do you think it's endearing? that it's fun? well, let me tell you something stuppid lapisfag: IT'S NOT
now shut the fuck up already with this crap you say you wanna do to a fictional character, it's annoying and obnoxious
>>584605
Or when Jasper gets more that 5 seconds of screentime?
>>584618
You sure like to get fished off over nothing, anon... Lighten up!
>>584640
>Lighten up!
sure thing
>>584618
That's pretty mean, anon! I'm going to get off the computer and go spend time with my precious Lappy!
>you fags are still around, thriving in /trash/
>>584618
>insulted lapisfags
you dun goof'd
>>584661
Who are you talking to?
>>584661
Who are you quoting?
>>584673
What the fuck can those depressed, overly sensitive, on their menstrual cycle bitches do?
>>584693
well, for starters
>>584704
Oh no! Not the horrible sea puns!
>>584710
you try discussing anything when they overrun these threads with that shit. the autism cannot be matched
>>584605
>Lapis appears on the mid-season finale
>She dies
>Her last words are a fart
How fit is each gem?
Stop talking about that nobody, let's talk about the best gem.
SU should be more anime!
>>584773
Yeah, let's talk about Poil.
>>584773
Everyone loves Peri-cherry.
> still no entire episode of steven's puns
why live?
>>581259
anyone has the uncensored one from patreon?
>>584797
>still no entire episode without steven
>>584797
Watch the pilot episode, anon.
>>584793
Pearl's been replaced. They don't need her anymore.
I think i know what lion is and i have some hints in the show to back it up.
wanna hear it?
>>584812
Lion is Rose's first attempt at healing. She tried it on Greg's cat.
>>584812
sure
>>584765
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>584009
This with Amethyst
>>584773
Peridot is worthless and will be betrayed by the Crystal Gems once the drill is done.
>>584817
i don't think so, the fountain seems much older, also they used her healing powers before that for sure
>>584833
That would be a really dumb move. Steven's trust in the gems already took a hit when he found out that Pearl knew about Lapis being a slave. To betray someone he cares about again might turn him against them.
>>584009
This with Steven
>>584855
>Pearl knew about Lapis being a slave
She never knew that an actual non corrupted gem was there
What's the onomatopeia for the sound fish makes?
>>584909
Fish don't make noises, you fucking idiot.
Except sharks. Sharks can bark.
>>584819
I think that Lion is the subconscious mind of Rose Quartz.
It's the manifestation of her physical form and holds a good amount of her abilities, like her pocket dimension (Just like the one pearl has).
the sonic rawr thing and the teleportation.
so far that could be coincidence right? ok keep reading.
In the new intro we see pic related... it's almost like steven it's a card o triumph and it got me thinking... what if Rose is planning on becoming one with steven again... ?
what would be her reason you say?
Steven's inmunity to homeworld weapons... maybe...
but more importantly and this is where i go an step ahead i think it's the belief of Rose that humans have endless posibilities.
what if she gave up her form in order to do something she could not do as herself?
what if as a gem she can't go against her purpose and thats the reason she gave her form... so that steven can do what she couldnt..
>but lion is a MALE
gems have no sex ... so maybe she just wanted to be a lion because it looks cooler idk.
There are a few questions left.
why the gems didn't know about lion?
garnet however said that it was pretty obvious that it had a connection with rose.
Why did Rose didn't say anything..?
>>584817
I don't think so...
>>584926
yeah they do
they go like bloop bloop or boop boop, however its spelled
>>584935
lol at that foreshadowing
steven is nothing but a experiment
>>584948
>You people don't know shit about fish.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>584935
That would be pretty fucked up for Greg and Steven to find out that he was just war tactic.
>>584948
I was raised by atlanteans and i can confirm the sound it's bloop bloop.
>>584950
More like a weapon, i think that Rose hated herself for being responsable of the experimentation on gems.
(like in secret team where one of her bubbles had gem shards...)
so she made Steven to end it all.
>>584976
ONLY QUARTZES CAN BE RELATED TO FELINES YOU IDIOT!
>>584948
What in the Authority did you just do to my stuff, you half evolved ape? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Diamond authority military academy, and have over 3000 confirmed maintenance operations. I am trained in advanced robotics and I'm top droid operator in the entire Homeworld military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will report you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on your planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with breaking my stuff like that over the warp? By authority, think again. As we communicate I am contacting my network of droids across the clusterand your warp coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, human, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your species. You're fucking dead, child. My droids can be anywhere, anytime, and they can disable your life functions in over 700 ways, and that's just as a hand. Not only am I extensively trained in droid warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Homeworld marines and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable species of the face of the Galaxy, you hairless ape. If only you would have known what unholy retribution you breaking my stuff would bring down on you, maybe you would not have held your fucking weapons. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're fucking paying the price you goddanm idiot. I will construct fury and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, clod.
>>584972
Well I was raised by Lemurians and they told me Atlantis doesn't exist and FISH DON'T MAKE FUCKING NOISES
>/trashug/ is still more active than /gfg/ near a finale
That's kinda sad but I don't know in which direction.
>>584997
Who gives a fuck about them?
>>584997
I don't think anyone cares about Gravity Falls anymore. That's pretty sad.
>>584935
I'm not really sure I see how your theory holds together. It has the same issue as every other "Lion is Rose" theory: Everything that used to be Rose is now a part of Steven.
Also, we have nothing to suggest that Rose could do anything that Lion can do. Her abilities are healing and control of plants, not teleportation or holding.
I do agree that Rose likely had plans for Steven though. She seemed way too clever to give up her life without a good strategy,
>>584997
>/gfg/
the fuck what
>>584997
/gfg/
Crush the infidel!!
>>585017
>Her abilities are healing and control of plants
Just as far as we have been shown. Just as much as she has stuff kept secret even to Pear, who has been with her since like +million years.
She might have used bismuth to transmute her powers onto Lion. But then again, this is no more than a theory.
>>584997
it's only 50 people every thread , which makes it even worse
hey guys here's another cute picture of peri-cherry i hope you like it
DAV is based.
Discuss.
>>585049
further evidence
>>585049
have they drawn peri-cherry?
>>585047
Peridot is ugly.
UGLY
UUUUUUUUUUGLYYY
get it into your thick skull and shove your "peri-cherry" pics up your ass
>>585061
>>585068
how could you say that
that's really mean
>>585072
>_500
Nigger
>>585072
Jesus what the shit why is this a fetish?
>>585095
That's a pretty great Peridot.
>>585067
>>585095
and negaverse Peridot
>>585086
this is perfect for a 4chan banner
>>585017
>Everything that used to be Rose is now a part of Steven.
Then where is Rose's pocket dimension, as he referred to, that every gem has inside? That's right, Lion.
I think Lion is everything from Rose's gem that she couldn't transfer to Steven
>>585116
yeah like she transferred her mind onto Lion or something
so that he doesn't remember the horrible things Rose's done
>>585116
>Then where is Rose's pocket dimension
We don't have any reason to believe she had one.
Also, there's a bunch of Rose's shit in Lion. Who put that there, if it wasn't Rose?
>>585086
Psst! [spoiler]amethyst is in her butt[/spoiler]
>>585198
Do the people who draw things like this actually watch the show?
>>585213
They are backseat tumblr watchers
They are watching the show through tumblr posts on their dash
>>585213
some of them
>>585193
>We don't have any reason to believe she had one.
>Also, there's a bunch of Rose's shit in Lion. Who put that there, if it wasn't Rose?
all that shit was in her pocket dimension in the first place...
Alright, alright.
Where are the niggers?
What if the chest inside of Lion is just filled with Pearls?
>>585193
>We don't have any reason to believe she had one.
yes we do because rose could take her sword out when she needed it however it is very diferent from her shield wich is her actually summoned weapon.
>>585258
They're everywhere, officer
EVERYWHERE
>>585258
I heard there was a defective, malformed one that came from the Kindergarden way too late! You should do something about it!
Malachite is half Jasper
>>585298
Yeah, that's why she's so attractive.
Get it? Because Lapis is ugly
>>584982
A) Wut?
B) Stevonnie is a quartz.
what are some good mock names for the characters?
all I can come up with is Lapiss and Lapenis
>>585325
Periderp
Amefist
Rub-me
Sapphic
>>585319
Whatever that is they don't have Steven's Gem.
Also every Quartz character except for Jasper (for now) has been associated with one or more felines. Amethyst (puma), Rose (Lion) and Steven (Cats and Tiger) all follow this pattern.
>>585298
Malachite is best hate child
>>585315
She's so ugly and so dumb.
Who are the gems voting for in the 2016 Presidential election?
>>585343
confirmed for not watching the show. Stevonnie *does* have steven's gem.
>>585298
I wonder where the 3rd pair of arms comes from.
>>585452
I was talking about the picture, retard.
>>585464
Its under the shirt.
>>585377
>swimming F
but how though?
>>585566
She's just THAT dumb.
I just came back from watching the 7th Star Wars movie. It was awesome.
>>585557
You can clearly see their bellybutton in that picture. It's not there.
>>585584
spoilers plx i would like to know.
>>584591
It will be the new "hopal for Opal"
>>585618
I won't spoil it for you, I love you guys.
>>585620
opal a cute.
wish i had more cute opal images.
>>585631
you saw past my expert ruse i applaud you!
>>585616
Now that you mention it, I think Scribble admitted to forgetting about Steven's gem in that drawing.
>>585644
I don't usually care for Pearl, but they made her really fucking cute in that episode.
This is too sexual.
>>582175
spoke too soon, yall!!!
CHAPTER 34 (1/3 jesus christ)
"Fucking called it, Sadie. I told you."
"He called it terrorism, though" Sadie says, annoyed. "What does it matter if he didn't use the word 'Islamic'?"
"He comes off as a total coward, afraid to offend people by calling a spade a spade. It's insane how PC society's become" whines Lars
"You realize that pissing off non-radical muslims is exactly what ISIS wants us to do, right? That just makes it easier for them to recruit people."
"The fact of the matter is, this is a specifically islamic form of terrorism, and labeling it as such doesn't necessarily mean you're saying all muslims are extremists.
I would never say that because it's not true. But look, the quaran is where these people claim to get their ideas and I think we should address this fact instead of
sidestepping it like scared children. But yeah, nice, at least he didn't call it 'workplace violence' so that's a start."
Sadie shakes her head and sighs. She is sick and tired of having this conversation with Lars. She looks over at Ronaldo Fryman sitting at the table furthest from
the counter. If he was truly broken up about what happened with his brother, she couldn't see it. He is frantically typing away on his laptop, excitement in his eyes.
"Hey Lars," she asks, "have you talked to Ronaldo at all about what happened? I know you guys used to be friends and all."
Lars sneers. "Yeah, nah. Every time I talk to that guy he just goes on and on about fucking chemtrails and false flags. The guy's nuts."
"That's rich coming from someone who couldn't stop linking me that Zeitgeist video years ago."
Lars' face reddens as he snatches the broom from against the counter and goes out back to sweep at imaginary dust.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>585676
(2/3)
A few minutes pass before the door swings open and a chunky police officer walks in. Sadie thinks she recognizes him from somewhere but can't quite put her finger on it.
"What can I do for you today, officer?" she asks, trying to sound cheerful. "If this is about the robbery the other night, I guess we're over it. I know there are only
like 3 cops total in this town, but it would be nice if one of you would be able to occasionally spare the time to, I don't know, show up at least on the same night
as the crime?" So much for cheerful.
Officer Dongleston looks Sadie hard in the eyes.
"I'm not here for that. And by the way we don't like being called 'cops.'"
"What? What am I supposed to call you then?"
"we prefer to just be called 'police officers.'"
"Well that's dumb. What's wrong with 'cop'? sadie demands. 'Police officer' has too many syllables."
"'Cop' has a negative context, alright? Can I just get a bagel and get out of here?"
"Look at the sign for this shop. Does it say 'The Big Bagel'?"
"No, but as a donut shop I assumed you'd have other breakfast foods."
"Why would you assume that?"
"Well Dunkin Donuts has 'donut' in the name yet they hardly specialize in donuts. They have all sorts of different stuff there."
"Why don't you go to Dunkin Donuts then?"
"I didn't see any in town"
"That's because they're a garbage corporate chain and we only allow small local businesses here in Beach City. We do small. We do artisinal. Real artisinal, not
microwavable frozen artisinal. Do you want a donut or not?"
>>585666
Satan confirms it, Stevonnie must be purified.
>>585676
>>585683
(3/3)
Lars, hearing the commotion, comes out front to find out what's happening. When he sees officer Dongleston his eyes light up.
"Hey! You're the hero cop! The one who shot the frym-" he remembers Ronaldo at the opposite end of the store and lowers his voice.
"Man, you're a legend" he continues in a near-whisper. "Here, have some donuts, on the house." He starts scooping donuts into a paper bag.
"THIS piece of shit?" Sadie blurts out. "You know he killed an innocent black man not even a month ago, right?"
"The guy attacked him!"
"HE WAS TALKING ON A CELL PHONE"
Dick listens to the two argue with a tired look on his face. He'd had this debate many times before, both internally and with the members of the media who had swarmed
his motel room in the days following the incident. When a minute passes without a break, he turns to leave. Lars, snapping out of the conversation, stops him.
"Hey, don't forget your donuts." He hands Dick the bag. "So are you here to find that woman who robbed us?"
"No, he's just here to check in on his victims" Sadie says, rolling her eyes and motioning toward Ronaldo, still typing away, oblivious.
Dick ignores the jab.
"What did this woman look like?" he asks
"Well" says Lars, "She's straight up fucking blue so I guess that can't be too hard to find."
When Ronaldo is certain the officer is long gone, he packs up his laptop and creeps out of the shop.
wow what an exciting chapter!!! stay tuned for more tonight!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585676
I'll be frank with you I only read the Sadie and Lars chapters so I have no idea what's happening.
>>585618
kylo ren kills han solo
>>584591
The shitposting will be there, but the intensity of it will depend on how good the episode where they fuse will be.
>>585666
Apparently subtle sexual innuendo involving two magically fused 11-year-olds is where Satan draws the line.
>>584009
DIO as Jasper or Yellow Diamond please.
>>585764
>never watched star wars
>don't even know who these characters are supposed to be and how they're connected
>>585791
You are kinda late
>>585818
Bonus
if dubs stevonnie has a penis
>>585858
Stevonnie should be able to shapeshift, so it's irrelevant what they have in their pants.
ey guy how's it goin'?
>>585867
stevonnie isn't a being of light
organic bodies can't shange of shape
>>585824
>>585877
Say that to Steven then, he's pretty organic.
>>585876
Please get that away from me.
>>585877
Stevonnie is 25% Gem, but they still have a Gem in them. Steven managed to turn his and Connie's bodies into light when they unfused.
>>584800
I have that as well.
>>585890
What's that?
In case you're a stupid faggot who still hasn't played Attack the Light, it's free on Iphones this week. So play it you cheap faggot.
>>585957
Is it free on android too?
>>585957
>owning an iphone
>>585934
>tfw you will never fug a indian milf with huge tits
>>585975
>being a poorfag
>>585991
>being an appledrone
>>585934
thanks anon
>>585901
I'm starting to think that gems are just idiots and don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>585957
You're a bigger faggot for playing that bland ass Paper Mario rip off
>>586025
Greg shouldn't let Steven live with them.
>>586004
>Still cant afford quality
jk i have an android.people act like retards to defend a brand some times.
>>586040
Grug has no authority at all.
He's just a fucking weak ass.
>>585957
I bought it and STILL haven't played it yet...
What's wrong with me?
>>585965
It's only on iOS devices.
>>586032
At least it's better than Sticker Star, that's one of the few Nintendo-related purchases I regret.
And yes, the Original edition of Donkey Kong does nothing to soften the blow.
>>586066
Go clean something, Pearl.
I don't know how to live through this hell
Woken up, I'm still locked in this shell
Frozen soul, frozen down to the core
Break the ice, I can't take anymore
Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice
Crystallized, as I lay here and rest
Eyes of glass stare directly at death
From deep sleep I have broken away
No one knows, no one hears what I say
Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice
Scream from my soul
Fate, mystified
Hell, forever more
No release from my cryonic state
What is this? I've been stricken by fate
Wrapped up tight, cannot move, can't break free
Hand of doom has a tight grip on me
Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice
cute peri
Weird horsecock Poil?
>>586251
Only if she fucks Steven with it.
>>586251
Can she make Peridot pregnant?
>>586306
Gems can't impregnate Gems!
>>586311
We don't know that!
>>586306
PERI-CHERRY IS NOT HAVING A BABY
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>586311
If Rose could create a functional womb why cant a gem shapeshit a functional cock?
>>586306
Stop being so rough with Peridot! She's sensitive!
>>586327
>_540
BITCH
Peridot here.
Can you sad clods please stop calling me "peri-cherry"? It's grossing me out.
Thanks
so who wants futa gems?
>>586356
I tried to find the full version I swear ;_;
I'm waiting for Indexer to do my dirty job now.
>>586361
Not until you've lost your virginity!
>>586362
Go for it.
>>586361
Not really desu senpai
>>586361
Fag
>>586362
Me
>>586372
I'M NOT A VIRGIN I'VE SEEN A VAGINA ON THE INTERNET
>>586361
But everyone loves you Peri-cherry! You're cute!
>>586251
So is Pearlmount 2 dead?
>>586087
Huh, I never thought I would see someone summarize Pearl so succinctly.
>>586404
You are disgusting. Leave me alone.
>>586419
DRAW PERI-CHERRY
>>586361
Why, are you going to name the baby that?
>>586361
This is where you belong; among the furry and /d/ threads.
>>586327
I feel so bad about it I'll just fix it myself.
>>586434
something in specific?
>>586432
NEVER I LOVE YOU PERI-CHERRY
>>586469
why would you give her a bloody nose and cut her legs?
whaaa?
>>586083
>It's only on iOS devices.
>>585957
thanks pal
>>586413
so what now?
>>586516
well, i could sketch more
>>586549
please do
>>586549
You should draw Amethyst fully summarized- eating a fatass burrito on the toilet while picking her nose.
>>586480
Rape
>>586327
source?
>the fucking shitposter is now on /co/
for what purpose
>>586590
orangekissess.tumblr.com
Every good SU porn artist always seems to love Jasper for some reason.
>>586603
Which one ;)
Hey /sug/ I was doing my rounds on /co/ and found a Steven Universe related thread. so I went to tell them about /sug/ here in /trash/.
And I guess that they didn't get the memo that their new home is /trash/ now. Can you guys tell them to come here and post their SU content.
Surely they will listen to their own people, Thanks in advance.
>>586608
>orangekissess
>good
Eh
>>586608
>untagged posts
that explains it
Thanks
>>586595
jasper eating a messy burger
>>586631
Better than anything I could do desu.
>>586625
Come on anon he's just trying help /sug/ in /trash/ grow.
there is a reason why we thank him you know.
PERI CHERRY IS MY FAVORITE ROCK PERSON
PLEASE POST PICTURES OF HER THANKS
>>586829
sure
>>586829
Here's to you.
This is now a Stevonnie thread.
MY NIAME IS PEARL
AND I LIKE SUCKING COCK
>>586910
anyone knows what happened with the anon that was too scared to talk to the girl at her class?
>>586974
After spilling the spaghetti numerous of times,
he gave up. He doesn't post about it anymore.
>>586974
>futanari
I prefer newhalf honestly. A wackering stick seems incomplete without a pair of bits.
>>587044
dammit.
if you are reading this anon, i'm disappointed
>>587078
don't judge me i'm new to this of being a fag.
>>587079
It was for the best, some anons are doomed to be alone forever.
>>587079
>thinking you can interact with attractive people without being one of them
new page
>>587164
You can interact with them but, they will never see you as their equal and will just walk all over you.
Learnt that the hard way.
>>587176
i fucking gave up 3 pages ago
Love you /sug/
>>587164
>implying i don't have napoleon's complex
>>587176
>That dragon dildo sponsor
>>587225
The feeling is not mutual.
>>587225
fuck you
>>587078
why would you butcher that image so?
>>587225
I'll love you all night.
>>587258
Is this the way indexer shows love?
>>587277
Indexer is a machine
He shows what he is programmed to show
>>587225
I WANT PERI CHERRY TO KISS ME!
Anyone got more fanart concepts of Steven's and Pearl's fusion?
I'm the best gem
Praise me Praise me!! !
>>587362
Why don't you /ss/ fags take your shit else where?
>>587363
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PERI-CHERRY
>>587362
Sorry, I'm not in the mood for stepmother-stepson fapfics at the moment.
>>587369
I'm not saying this as a /ss/fag, I'm genuinely interested in how others think their fusion would look like.
>>587164
Oh so that's what this is from
>>587374
Fusion is some of intimate act in the SU world so as such, PearlXSteven Fusions are treated as /ss/
>>587401
>PearlXSteven Fusions are treated as /ss/
I know, and even though I do like /ss/ I think that's very unfortunate.
>>587387
We need more lapis burgerpants
>>587401
>intimate act
used a tactic for war.
>>587433
Homosexuality is a powerful weapon. Why do you think the Greeks used it so much?
>>587433
Its a tactic for war but, its only a cheap trick and can be easily countered.
>>587487
How? The only way I can think of is air support, ambushing or counter fusing and hoping for the best.
/sug/ I came down into the sewers here to let you know, since you're the only ones who understand without having to visit real shitholes like tumblr, that I miss Steven Universe like I'm a trashy 13 year old bitch all over again and I can't wait for more like a shithead addict.
I gotta go to work now.
>>587486
Hahaha, how not funny and uncreative.
>>587554
tim tam tom bumbler
I think you use tumblr
>>587535
Do you honestly think the gem destabilizer only form is that stick jasper used?
HomeWorld's probably have different forms of the gem destabilizers like
>Guns
>ForceFields
Maybe I'm giving HomeWorld too much credit but, they should be able to handle their own techniques.
>>587550
me too.
>>587574
What makes you think that?
Oh right, the hivemind stereotype. Too bad I'm not dissing your post because you talk about gay people. I'm dissing it because it was unfunny and uncreative.
Take your Tumblr boogeyman somewhere else, faggot.
did someone say stevonnie thread
>>587605
>>587582
No, but destabilizers require you to actually hit your target. Every fusion we've seen, barring Malachite and Sugilite, is extremely fast and agile. If they got their hands on a destabilizer they would tear through homeworld forces assuming they aren't wearing armor.
>>587605
>>587607
Stevonnie does horrifying things to me, and I look over my shoulder down the long ways of the years and just IMAGINE what it's doing to the kids seeing this as they grow up
>>587373
Point me to a Steven/Gem fusion fapfic, because I haven't seen one.
The hiatus just can't end fast enough.
>>587535
The Gem Race has been fight each other for 1000s of years I would hope by now that they will find a way to counter their strongest weapon.
>>587582
there's also this thing, which probably powered the entire ship
>>587621
>dat happy trail
Scribble, what are you doing to me.
>>587612
you are seriously underestimating home world, that has literally thousands of gems. Along with ships.
I assume a vast amount of warriors just like jasper and is waay ahead in tech.
>>587612
yes so wouldn't a protective piece of armor made from the same materials made from the gem destabilizer counter enemy fusions?
>>587582
I'm pretty sure the cell doors in jailbreak were destabilizers. steven had the same branch patterns on his skin as garnet when she poofed, right?
>>587582
What's the use of being a race of immortal space rocks with super strength if they just up and invent guns?
I think they prefer melee.
>>587621
this is ugly
>>587664
>Stevonnie and the Doc having vicious suffocating sexual tension every single time they have to meet
I'm going to stash that idea away in Hell where it belongs, but, not gonna pretend I didn't have it either
>>587665
>literally thousands
Bullshit
>>587693
Actually it's great.
>>587665
No, you're underestimating the power of fusions.
>thousands
Try trillions. The Crystal Gems said millions died at the Strawberry Fields, and a Earth was a relatively small conflict.
>>587715
you think it's great
but it's actually ugly
>>587704
Peridot did say there were houndreds of pearls going around...
i assume that if you have at least 100 individual servants for the high class the numbers of the low classes and warriors should be much highier.
>>587722
>Try trillions
If HW was so well populated why the fuck would they try to restart the kindergarten?
>>587632
God damn I just want horrifying things to happen to Lapis forever
>>587732
they weren't, they were checking up on the cluster
>>587722
sure then following your own reasoning why haven't the low class rebeled yet?
too scared? are they too controled 1984 style?
>>587727
>of pearls going around...
exactly. she didn't say they were owned by anybody, only that they are scattered around Homeworld
I don't care about your assumptions if they aren't based on anything solid
>>587716
>muffin top and faggot beard
I want to die
>>587733
Me too, and it's weird. I really really like Lapis, but I really want to see her suffer and cry too. Why is this? Is it just the kind of character she is?
>>587738
Who said they were oppressed? Peridot didn't seem to be wishing for the rise of the proletariat.
>>587732
Expansion requires people.
>>587612
There is a reason why Fusion is looked down upon on homeworld, it just isn't effective enough, in order for fusion to last it's fusion components need to be in sync at all times.
And if the Fusion last too long they risk losing themselves. Also with weapon like the gem destablilzer they get one shot in just one touch.
>>587748
jesus tell me about it
she's some hot ass indian dickgirl alien love girl and people want to fuck THAT up
>>587740
bs she said they were MADE TO ORDER SERVANTS.
so check ma8 snapple
>>587724
Why do you think it is ugly, anon?
>>587632
Don't worry. We're approaching the home stretch. Just another 3-4 weeks to go... hopefully.
(then again, I said the same thing the week after "Too Far" aired, and look where we still are)
>>587736
Oh right I forgot
>>587752
The Pearls on homeworld seem pretty oppressed by the way Peridot explained it.
>>587751
It's for long bad complex reasons, just don't get too into it
But basically yeah seeing her broken and crying and begging turns on some bad old switches and I fucking love it
>>587759
Worse, she basically implied as cleanly as possible that they were made-to-order sexdolls, meant to be paraded around, dressed up, and shown off like property. Like holy SHIT.
that feel when you are too scared to say you are enjoying the thread because someone will ruin it.
>>587765
Because he looks ugly, his shorts are too tight and his hair is fucking disgusting. And the colors are off
>>587786
Kill yourself
>>587786
What do u think Pearls spit tastes like
>>587774
I won't think too hard about it, but I'd like to see more. She looks really good like this.
>>587759
Still I don't care, the point is we have no way to know Homeworld is that overpopulated.
It's only speculation.
>>587806
Salt Water
>>587792
>he
It's a blend of Scribbles Steven and Connie designs. I think it looks good. He does a better job blending the masculine and the feminine than most.
>>587752
Seems more like a Brave New World kind of situation, where gems are literally designed for their function so they probably have high levels of satisfaction. Which also explains why Rose was able to collect all the misfits for her army.
>>587807
Well that's exactly it. Don't think too hard about it and you're fine. But yeah. Lapis beaten and crying is something I could watch happen forever. But I'll totally allow Steven to hug her into a safe end. It'd feel right if it's him, you know?
Stupid Steven. Kid makes it impossible to ever want a bad end to happen.
Anyone got that pic of amethyst pulling down pearls shorts and showing her ass
>>587844
ugh what the fuck is that thing hovering over Peridot?
>>587844
>one shortstack tormenting and bullying the shortstick
I wanted Amyethyst/Pearl but I'll let this happen too
>>587834
Well yeah I want a happy end for all of them. I'm sure when Lapis starts believing in Steven everything will get better for her.
>>587844
Their fusion is going to be op
>>586621
here fag, happy trolling
Draw request to any and all drawfags here: Lapis Lazuli as Aqualung.
>>586664
working on that
>>587860
this is just wonderful, thank u
>>587855
Its thinks it's called a "hamethyst"
>>587869
gonna go ahead and second this
>>587897
alright, just let me finish the one with jasper and her burger
yooo listen up here's a story
about a little gem that lived in homeworld
and all day and all night
and everything she sees
is blue
just like her inside and outside
blue her gem with a blue little crack
and blue wings
and everything is blue for her and herself
and everybody around
cause she got nobody to listen to
she's blue dabba dee dabba die dabba dee dabba die dabba deebadabbadie
Useless trivia
Steven Universe is animated at two different overseas studios: Rough Draft Korea and Sunmin Imag Productions (SMIP for short)
The general rule of thumb is that odd numbered produced (production order in the case of season 1B onwards [season 1A production codes aren't entirely accurate to actual production order]) episodes are animated by rough draft while Sunmin does even numbered episodes
For example, Laser Light Cannon (first episode produced) was animated at Rough Draft, while Gem Glow (actually the second produced, as Jasmin Lai's first episode as a background painter was cheeseburger backpack) was animated at Sunmin. the Cheeseburger backpack was rough draft and then together breakfast was sunmin, etc.
>>587857
It's weird. I want Lapis to be broken and ruined and ready to die, but sort of know Steven will be there as her safety net. He'll never let her die or give up on herself.
god damn this makes me want to write shit I just don't have it in me to do
>>587941
This was useless alright.
How was your day today /sug/?
>>587942
ugh this pic is so stupid
look at her feet and arms
>>587971
My day today was fucking shit.
And so it will be tomorrow, just like yesterday.
How about you?
>>587971
That's a manly Lapis
>>587971
It was good, I got to see the new Star Wars movie, really liked it. Worth a watch.
>>587971
I'm hungry
>>587971
Not bad, I got most of my Christmas shopping done but I still have to wrap everything which I totally suck at.
Gift bags just don't feel as personal to me
>>587971
>new pc
>spent the whole day downloading porn
>>586664
kinda rough, but the screen doesn't help
>>588073
Hungry for what?
>>586595
You won't deliver shit. I've made like 5 requests to you and you didn't do them. You didn't even offer an explanation.
Fuck off.
>>587971
>>587971
pretty allright if lonely. tomorrow i'll have my last 2 finals for this year so im hyped to finish and go watch Star wars the force awakens with my crush.
>inb4 she is not real.
she is real in my heart.
>>588114
i already made a couple faggot, i don't give a shit if you're too fucking lazy to look all the thread
>>588103
A burg
>>587971
BORING
>>588151
That's the point you fucking idiot. I did check the threads and you didn't make a single one of my requests. It's alright, I get you're not forced to do them but if you won't deliver at least offer an explanation.
>>588073
Garnet made you a cake.
>>588165
you are acting like an entitled piece of shit if you want something done comission it you fag.
>>587897
so just like this pic?
>>588183
But it's just icing
>>588198
Yeah, the best part of a cake
>>587941
however, there are times when it's the other way around: It's possible that in at least some of these instances that means that the actual order that the episodes were produced in was reversed:
>Secret Team(1026-030, animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)/Fusion Cuisine(1026-031 animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)
Curiously enough, the leaked list of episodes that we had from the start of last year listed (which otherwise exactly followed production order) listed Fusion Cuisine before Secret Team
>Warp Tour(1026-037, animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)/The Test(1026-038,animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)
no interesting insight here (especially considering that the test directly references warp tour)
>Rose's Scabbard(1026-045, animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)/Open Book(1026-046,animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)
2 things of note here: Aleth Romanillos's last episode as a storyboard revisionist was Open Book: He's not in the credits for Rose's Scabbard. Second, while Ian's List places Open Book after Rose's Scabbard, an earlier statement from Matt stated that Open Book was supposed to come right after Marble Madness
>Political Power(1026-050, animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)/Fusion Cuisine (1026-51 animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)
nothing interesting here
>Love Letters(1031-055, animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)/The Test(1031-056,animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)
Love Letters was the first episode that Amber Rogers was a storyboard revisionist on. She did not appear in the credits of Say Uncle
>Historical Friction(1031-066, animated at Rough Draft instead of Sunmin)/Onion Frind(1026-067 animated at Sunmin instead of Rough Draft)
Onion Friend comes before Historical Friction in airing order
>>588191
How am I entitled?
You're so full of yourself. Do you think you're the only drawfag around here? No, you aren't.
Fuck off stupid faggot.
>>588198
It's the thought that counts.
>>588165
whatever asshole, wanna tell me what you requested or not?
>>588183
>Gems, enough
God damn the way Garnet speaks and acts with momma-slaps levels of authority in every thing she does gets me all hot and heavy
Nevermind Lapis, she'd be helpless before watching Garnet break someone like Pearl
>>588207
Stop being a cunt fäm
>>588208
ugh this pic is so stupid
just look at their expressions.
>>588207
i'm not the drawfag asshole., i hope you never get what you want.
>>588213
No fucking way, I'm tired of asking the same shit over and over. Now fuck off.
>>588232
What a cocksucker
Goodnight /sug/
If everything goes right next week i may get you some cool watercolors
Maybe
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Dewey is the true superior alpha male in this show and there's not a single fact that can't prove me wrong. There just isn't.
Look at Grog, the weakest of the weaklings, pussing over at the sight of the obviously superior male. Look at him, with his dominant stance and powerful glare. Grug is practcally wetting himself with fear and arousal.
>>588281
I was joking by the way.
I didn't ask you a single request. I didn't even know there was a drawfag around.
Just messing with you t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>588291
>implying Greg won't become Mayor in the next season.
>>588291
Number of ayy lmaos Greg has fucked: 2-3
Number of ayy lmaos Dewey has fucked: 0
>>588232
Why do you have to be such a fucker anon? This is why you don't get shit?
Do you think Chris-Chan would like Steven Universe guys? Honestly, do you think we could get him to watch it and get more in sync with his "female soul"?
>>587869
dude, i started to sketch stuff but I'm not even sure what you want
>>588327
>Do you think Chris-Chan would like Steven Universe guys?
IIRC he's a girl now, so yes most likely.
>>588349
I want this to happen. so badly.
Fun Fact: the last episode copyrighted 2013 is Lars and the Cool Kids. The first episode copyrighted 2014 is So Many Birthdays. The last episode copyrighted 2014 is Political Power. The first episode copyrighted 2015 is The Message
>try the captcha god knows how many times
>it says it's solved but when I click post it says I mistyped the captcha
>>588364
Someone photoshop this into amethyst
so why do you people like peridot anyway?
is it a pedo thing?
look at how fucking ugly she is
>>588364
Every time I see this shit I want to gouge my eyes out.
>>588381
Captcha does that when you've been posting too much.
>>588384
OH MY FUCK YES
If only I had the skills.
Just remind this request for when Edit anon comes up.
Lapis is pretty cute haha
>>582233
Pearlfags have some good ones too
#Triggered
>>588433
yeah but freaks have the best ones
>>588408
Get rid of the fangs so she can look like a properly broken fairy girl who's about to get the life throttled and raped out of her
>>588385
Because Perifags
>>588470
OH WOW
What am I lookin at and why haven't I seen this before?
>>588516
Because I could never post it before in /sug/ dummy, is why, and you're looking at Lapis being raped as she's eaten alive by a berserk Jasper the hell do you think you're lookin' at
>>588533
I love big on small
>>588590
Same
They're a massive size difference and yeah the tons of Jasper-on-Lapis violence stuff is rocket fuel
>>587628
You could find the fanfic "stone kissed" on fanfic.net
>>587628
I want a Stevonnie/Sadie one myself. If only so I don't gotta write one.
>>588610
I-is there more?
Hooo boy
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135350229488/a-selection-of-characters-and-props-from-the
I would post this with the vidalia model sheet but the image limit is reached
>>588623
I want to see porn of Stevonie fucking Pizza sis and Sadie
>>580633
Should be "I can't rave to this."
>>588867
there's another one?
>image limit reached
new thread when?
>>588905
onion trade's model sheets were just released (as you would see if you followed the link)
>>588950
Don't.
>>588963
thread i mean
I'll do the thread
new
>>589015
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>>589019
I told you don't do it.
>>587971
Today, for the first time in a very long time, I was happy.
I felt genuine happiness today.