Despair Games LXXVI
If the UID breaks 36 by the 50th entry, it will be a 48.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2kAGtpJrsA
Komaeda-kun
Shinobu
>>4171983
Haru
>>4171943
Explain iiiiiiiiiit!
Shalashaska
Spartan
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4171983
Spike
>>4171983
DMG
The Punisher
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Nanashi
Bestia
>>4171983
Rika
>>4171983
Sunset and her rifle
Mob
Princess Asuka
IVAN CHESNOKOV
Meme Cat
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
The Man in Back
Andou Ruruka
Brownie
Starlord
Hanako Ikezawa
Cappy
>Female
Vic Viper
>>4171983
Mil Muertes
>>4171868
...
Dale Cooper
Bill CIA Wilson
Darling-kun
Illya
Nova
>>4171997
>pets
Junko Remover Hitler
Iida Tenya
>>4171983
Anchorage
Reaper
>>4171989
I press alt + f4 when I die. Is that good enough?
Yukkuri Reimu
Hubert Ozwell
Eggman-kun
Best Leader
Baron Zemo
>>4171983
Fujiwara no Mokou
Starman
>>4172011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x17a_A1wN18
>>4171983
The Big Eight
>>4171943 (Ruby)
Anorexic!
...Geddit?
>>4171950 (Hubert)
Good! By how you said it, I thought you that they were at least the size of Vietnam... So, what are the countries called?
>>4171978 (Hotshot)
I know, dude...
Ruby Gloom
>>4171838
D-Do not touch me!
>>4171839
>>4171929
>Poses harder
Do not mock me!
This is obviously not real, garbage such as yourself could barely take care of itself, much less others. Quit scaring my vassal, it annoys me. And I would rather not have to waste my power on someone as worthless as yourself.
>Junko trying to lift on Seth's hype again
Stone Cold has something you can shove up your ass, skank.
>>4171983
Weiss Schnee
>>4171929
What? That wasn't for your eyes! It's the Principal's, or at least I think it's hers!
Even a fake tongue... I will run away if you keep this up!
>>4171983
Shiragami Senpai
>>4172064
>Really hope it works
>>4172025
>>4171868
I'm not that big on glory, but I'll take the chance to hone my skills.
Did you know that in nature, the leader of a group of animals often changes through fights like these? It's fairly interesting that you'd come up with something along the lines. Perhaps there really is something of an animal inside you, Mr. Rollins!
>>4172055
It was about time
>>4172055
>>4172001
Now kiss.
Izaya Orihara
>>4171984
So you're an engineer? I can respect that.
>>4172060
>were saying
I really do need a proofreader.
>>4172078
Didn't Drax kill you?
>>4171983
Rei ryghts!
Mr Rollins, I want to... I want to compete!
>>4172083
uh penis is in there
>>4172058
>>4171998
Mei is cold. very cold.
>>4172048
No, stop being like half of the bastions I play with.
>>4172060
Haha! I don't get it.
>>4171983
King Kaito the late
>>4171811
Do you need your clothes fitted? I could help with that.
>>4171813
>I did like an hour of image searching yesterday and found a couple of good pictures, I'm also a big sucker for crossover pictures...
Ah, but the town guard is only to guard the town not the people outside of it right?
>>4172109
Hm. And they are as big as a continent?
I'm bumping it up. Gimme a sec.
>>4172113
I still don't get it. Who's Mei?
>>4172064
>He just stares at the little girl with his melancholic smile while posing just as hard.
You see? We're both failing at even the easiest of poses, you're trash and so am I! It's sugoi yo! We're both true garbage and it's beyond hilarious to think that I wouldn't be able to do anything to those talentless ones, I made them fall into despair by mocking their faces, they all seem the same to me! It just happened to turn them into suicidal mode and kill themselves!
I just cleaned up the mess they made and cut my finger while doing so. Now could you do me the favor and put a band-aid around it, your vassal-san didn't do it...
>>4172076
It doesn't matter now anymore.
>He chucks away the head into Iiday Tenya's personal wankshelter.
What were we talking about?
>>4171983
Reigen Arataka
Not like anyone will swap me in anyways.
>>4172113
Because we're known to be really overweight?
Crap! I missed Junjun games.
Welp, that's my visit for the week.
Bye!
>>4172085
The best and only tank engineer where I'm from. This Flower Tank isn't even my finest work.
>>4172109
Thanks for the offer, though. For now, according to Peri, I just need to...avoid sudden movements. Specifically of the jump-y kind.
...Maybe I should put my cape back on....
>>4172119
Uh, well...I'd want it to be more or less the same as what I've got here, and as my 'fancy' outfit.
...And a couple spares or something.
>>4172137
Of course you whore
>>4172137
>ring ring
>>4172137
Hey.
>>4172146
>kissu
Jack Spicer
>tfw power outage
>>4172146
Choke on some dick please.
>>4172146
>Closes the door shut.
Bye! See you next time.
>>4172113
Make me
>>4172109
>My picture again, christ.
>>4172119
Yes, but that's why people go out in groups to combat them. No one would go alone.
>>4172124
Indeed.
>>4172147
Y-yes, a wardrobe malfunction should be avoided at any cost.
Just a reminder, if anyone doesn't have any formal, black attire give me an entry pic so that I could maybe put a suit in. And also, the girl who wanted that Sigma thingy as her "agent identification", can't really have that as her name, since I doesn't work in the system, unfortunately.
And also, what is with that really lengthy Seth Rollins post? A wrestling challenge or something?
>>4172162
I've got you.
>>4172146
Choke on my dick please.
>>4172112
I'd fuck that dog
>>4172134
A Chinese person.
>>4172145
You are? I thought you were known to be americans and freedom lovers?
>>4172172
I can't, only Soldier can, and he already outdid you.
>>4172152
Watch your mouth, you. Calling people such slanderous names isn't very nice, especially if it is a false accusation.
Instead call me Reigen Arataka. I will also accept the genius psychic, rising star of the paranormal world or expert exorcist.
>>4172155
>Picks up.
Ah, Mob?
>>4172157
Hm? What is it?
>>4172176
Oh, wow. Hey, J.
Give the angry ginger my spot.
>>4172162
>>4172047
>>4172176
Seems that way. Did you sign up?
>>4172176
It okay if I have the flag behind me?
>>4172147
I wouldn't actually change your outfit just loosen it a little, it looks a little tight.
>>4172174
You do though right? You're a step above town guards I'd imagine..
>>4172187
Um, okay...
>>4172189
Ah, Master, I'm calling to let you know that I'm going to swap you in. Is that okay?
>>4172176
J? is that you?
>>4172135
WEEE weren't talking about anything!
You're talking with the Chrimson Demon now!
>stays right behind her >>4172064
>>4172147
So. What else you got?
>>4172189
You want my spot? I'm pretty sure I made it in
>>4172135
>The autistic mage raises her staff into the air.
Darker than dark, blacker than black, I call upon the power of the abyss...
Alright. I'll take the first three swaps linked to this post!
>>4172207
Okay Mister, say I never seen you before.
>>4172227
>>4172197
>>4172227
Swap it
>>4172004
>>4172162
>>4172187
>pets the rubys
>>4172227
Pretty good, let's begin
>>4172187
I'm sorry? Jack did what now?
>>4172227
Thank you very much for the game!
>>4172211
As much as I would like to be in the games, Mob, it is important that you keep your spot as a way to train your powers. You're the student of Reigen Arataka, after all. I look out for my pupils.
>>4172221
If you wish. Don't feel obliged to just because I complained.
>>4172174
Well, I guess that's pretty cool. What kind of technology do you guys have, dude?
>>4172187
Yes, but along with that, dude. I wish that people would stop calling us fat, but I'm not gonna make a show out of it. Do you have anymore jokes?
>>4172176
Well, Does this count?
>>4172176
I would greatly appreciate a black suit.
>>4172227
G... give him
>>4172119
my place...
>>4172026
>>4172176
I don't know what's this for, but here, have this for Starlord.
>And welcome back my man.
>>4172227
Swap your self-worth for your rep.
Wait nvm, you already did, thanks host!
>>4172205
Most certainly. My skills with a dualblade are second to none.
>>4172227
Seems I've made it. Whenever you're ready.
>>4172232
Damn kid, putting on that speed.
>>4172249
>>4172227
Oh for fucks-
>>4172227
>>4172119
>>4172033
>>4172176
>Would this work?
>Damned spotty internet
>>4172227
Best of luck to everyone!
>>4172227
I was going to swap in my master, but it looks like he declined. Let's go.
>>4172249
If you say so.
>>4172237
Oh hey Anon, how are you today?
>>4172246
He went on to be a higher level than you since Overwatch saw him to be a better leader?
>>4172250
Nope.
>>4172268
anything to help.
>>4172227
Looks good. Let's get this on
>>4172174
I don't think it'll, like...split or anything....
>>4172176
Crap. Well, so much for that. Initials still good?
>>4172205
It's not really uncomfortable, but...yeah, it could be bigger. And I need spares anyways.
>>4172216
Well, my masterpiece was flight-capable, for one.
>>4172213
>>4172224
Oh don't worry I got you covered on this one!
>Throws brick of despair.
Oh and I got another one for that green haired girl Iida called "Thiccigami" and uhm... "Vampire puss-puss". I don't care for those names so I'm just going to pretend I never heard any of those and do my usual stuff to ensure all three of us come out harmed, alright?
>Throws another brick.
>>4172227
It's looking great! I really feel like I'm going to have a wonderful time dealing with these three talentless mobs you managed to gather for me, sadly enough... they are far more talented than I could ever be...
>>4172255
Ah, please don't Hanako, I'd rather not take your spot in a special game like this!
>>4172227
Le-Lets...Lets go!
>>4172232
I haven't seen you either! I'm Haru, I'm an alien!
I just made a gooooood bolognese pasta
>>4172227
Looks good
>>4172272
I guess we'll both be waiting this one out, then.
>>4172279
Oh, and Mob, some nice girl gave me some muffins earlier. Would you like to have one?
The fuck is up with all the swaps?
>>4172227
HEY YOU
>>4172235
Get his ass back in there
>>4172280
Aw... Can I tell you a few jokes, then?
>>4172227
Looks good, dude!
HELLO EVERYONE!!!
Swaps are cut off. Stand by!
>>4172280
Hope I'm not falling over again. Getting this low is a pain.
>>4172310
Uh, I'm a bit far away right now. Can you save them for later?
I want to child abuse Ruby
>>4172283
Space worthy?
>>4172316
Hm?
>>4172280
And he was a terrible leader. He didn't even try to prevent the coup from happening.
>>4172288
N-no... It's only fair... that everyone gets s-special treatment... That's w-what you think...
>just in time to be late
>again
zetsubou
>>4172336
Of course.
Oh, Mob, have you met with the young girl I've assigned to work with you?
>>4172310
Sorry bro. That was totally my bad.
>>4171885
Tomorrow.
>>4171892
Nowhere.
>>4171896
Is that a signing ?
>>4171897
Peri added.
>>4171900
Mob added.
>>4171901
The Punisher added.
>>4171904
America added.
>>4171906
Haru added.
>>4171909
Anchorage added.
>>4171911
Wiggins added.
>>4171914
I guess.
>>4171921
Carlos Calaca added.
>>4171927
Kevin Owens added.
>>4171934
Sunset added.
>>4171936
Best Guy added.
>>4171943
Ruby added.
>>4171950
You got a name?
>>4171956
Ocelot added.
>>4171958
Name ? Tell me about yourself, you plan to stick around?
>>4171960
Spike added.
>>4171962
Komaeda added.
>>4171967
Josuke added.
>>4171970
Need to know more about you pal, you plan to stick around ? That belt is a huge responsibility.
>>4171971
That belt is doing fine around my waist thank you very much.
Starlord.
>>4171973
Hanako added.
>>4171984
Rika added.
>>4172079
What's your name dude?
>>4172096
Rei added then.
This has basically become a semi-event game now isn't it.
What you need to remember is that this belt isn't just some random prizes like the others.
If you do win it, it becomes YOUR responsibility to defend it.
Refer to pic related for more infos.
>>4172003
here
I decided to take a break from scheming all of my schemetastic schemes and host for you!
Best of luck to all of my precious students!
>>4172250
We have incredibly powerful tanks and well fortified carriages for desert transportation.
>>4172283
Still, erratic movements most likely wouldn't work out too well.
>>4172360
Hubert Oswell.
>>4172295
I'm Ruby Gloom, I'm a simple happy girl.
>>4172313
Sure.
>>4172320
Oh you fell over? does your back hurt? I could bring a step ladder and stand on it if you want.
>>4172338
No Anon, no.
>>4172355
I and the key lime pie I was eating reciprocate your feelings.
>>4172359
Don't worry about it. I'm used to being obscenely late and having no one offer their spot to me.
>>4172212
Uh
>>4172204
I could as well remove the background. You have the little flag pin on your side, for you to rep.
>>4172198
Not really. I'm looking into it.
>>4172196
Hey Spike.
>>4172253
Sure thing.
>>4172250
You could give me an entry pic, and I could do the rest for you so that you wouldn't have to do all that work.
I'll be right back..
>>4172266
What if someone made a machine copy of you?..
>>4172275
T-thank you but, have I seen you around before?
>>4172283
Hey Rika... Haha, remember when we met? We didn't really like each other I believe... I insulted your tank a couple of times if memory serves correctly.
>>4172351
Ah... Using my own words against me... I guess all I can do now is thank you..
>>4172371
Heeey, that's pretty good.
>>4172377
It's time to move out once again.
>>4172377
Um, Junko? There's two of me.
>>4172389
How've you been?
>>4172360
I would like to know what this is and why I should participate.
>>4172377
Let's move it out
>>4172360
Yes.
>>4172377
Wait.. I don't know how to use a gun.
>>4172377
Well ain't I a lucky Gal.
>>4172360
This. I want this.
>>4172377
YOU COULD OF DONE THAT WITHOUT RUNNING AWAY
>>4172284
>The Crimson Demon falls over and then wipes some blood off of her face before reaching into a case next to her and pulling out a rocket launcher.
EXPLOSION!
>The Crimson Autist fires a rocket shell at the dango-garbage.
>>4172389
Sure, go for it
>>4172360
So when are you going to start this?
BLUE BLUR
SPEEDS BY
>>4172360
Of course I'll be sticking around. Dale Cooper.
>>4172381
...Do you guys have nukes, dude?
>>4172384
Alright, how about this... "How does Moses make his beer? Hebrews it!"
Is that a good one?
>>4172389
Hm... Maybe this one, please!
>>4172356
I don't believe so. Is she here right now?
>>4172344
It might have the capability to get up there, and it's airtight, but I never had concerns with space travel.
>>4172381
Yeah...I was also suggested to just stay in the tank for now.
>>4172392
More than a couple. Just because my body changed doesn't mean I remember it like it was years ago.
>>4172397
Well shit. I guess I better fix it, yeah? One sec.
>>4172371
>>4172384
Want to be friends?
>>4172284
>tries to hit both of the bricks in mid-air and push them to the side
Ouch! Stop that! Are you crazy?
>>4172360
Lieutenant of Gallia's Militia Squad 7, Welkin Gunther, sir!
>>4172080
Wish it were sooner
>>4172082
Well duh
>>4172392
They would have to copy my unique dualblades as well, and the schematics for those are highly classified. I doubt that would come to pass.
>>4172422
That's classified.
>>4172430
Good idea. That way no one can see any 'mishaps'.
>>4172355
I am also late, it is quite unfortunate.
At least we will be able to spectate the actions of those who were able to make it in time.
>>4172377
Well, I figure getting these early will save us the trouble of hunting down projectiles.
>>4172377
Having a gun will prove quite useful, even if it isn't as good as Ruby's sniper.
>>4172344
>Whips out some bread.
I've never seen you before, allow me to introdu-- hold on this might take a while.
>>4172377
>>4172422
I think that's more of a fact.
>>4172440
Sure, happy to have a friend.
>>4172360
Yukkuri Reimu
>>4172441
>Bites
>>4172424
I don't believe so.
Look out for a purple girl with claws. Tell her you work for me and she should listen to you. If not, give me and a call.
>>4172431
Sorry to be a bother.
>>4172450
Well, okay. I was just asking because I wanted to compare my military to yours!
>>4172460
Hm. What do you mean a fact?
>>4172377
Oh god where's peashy! Or any of the seven sages for that matter!
>>4172470
>give me a call.*
>>4172377
Always running.. Always.
>>4172430
You're still tiny in comparison to me! Hmpf... And your tanks still dumb... Ah, I'm kidding about the last part.
>>4172450
Stranger things have happened ya'know, on your adventures you've must've seen a few strange things.
>>4172392
I doubt it. Haven't been here long. Do you got a name, pal?
>>4172485
How else do you make beer?
>>4172414
Wow, such powerful magic!
Remove the evil!
>>4172430
Never know when that might come in handy.
Anyways, what's the firepower on your tank
>>4172457
The helmet? Not taking it off
>>4172460
Yaaaaaaay! I like making friends!
>>4172377
>>4172412
W-Why does your mouth taste like semen?
>>4172360
Baki Hanma. I have no idea what I'm in for, but I'm reading.
Now everything is fixed! Good luck again!
>>4172475
It's fine. It's what get for not hosting in so long, you know?
>>4172470
I see, that is quite specific. I'll be on the lookout.
>>4172392
T-the host didn't do it...
>She fiddles around with a pencil, nervous about what his reaction would be
>>4172514
Why do you know what semen tastes like?~
>>4172446
How are you doing? Long time no see
>>4172525
>>4172509
Me too, boy we have alot in common.
>>4172517
Hmmm...
>>4172498
Well... Obviously. But I was just wondering how you thought that Moses brewing beer was a fact.
>>4172517
Ayy, it's Illya!
>>4172360
>>4171868
I continue to be late today. No matter. I am a patient creature. The destruction of others will happen eventually. Ramlethal Valentine.
>>4172450
...I can't believe I'm actually capable of talking about these sorts of things in reference to myself.
>>4172494
Hey! I'm not THAT small.
>>4172508
On it's highest setting, I'm pretty sure it could melt a sizable dent in a mountain...at the cost of essentially ruining the thing.
>>4172525
>>4172525
>>4172525
ROASTE
D
Hi
>>4172525
>>4172485
Ah, well I can at least tell you what weapons normal soldiers are outfitted with. High-powered, collapsible rifles with bayonets for physical fighters and durable staves for our spellcasters.
>>4172494
Indeed. I once came across a village of strange cat people.
>>4172517
Time to move. Again.
>>4172541
Just... try not to think about it. It must be quite embarrassing.
>>4172525
>Replying to stay relevant
>>4172517
Hey starguy. Have any idea what that means for us?
>>4172537
Are you saying Moses didn't make beer? weird, how do people make beer these days...
>>4172525
>>4172557
Hi
>>4172535
Friends tend to be that way!
>>4172517
Why so crazy all of a sudden? I thought we were friends?
>>4172525
>Replying to stay relevant
>>4172517
Silly Hitler, you can't remove me. I never enter my own games!
>>4172525
>>4172414
>It misses Komaeda-kun and it hits >>4172503
instead.
I'm sorry Crimson Demon, bringer of despair, harbinger of doom, luck of bad luck and blah blah blah. I'm getting bored of nicknames and I just tripped over a piece of grass.
>>4172517
>Walks away in distress, not knowing what to do as the calamities break around all around him.
Now this is what I call true despair! Now I just have to spread it all around to make everything even worse than usual!
>>4172525
>>4172514
Zetsubou...
>>4172525
>>4172525
F-Forget that I asked.
>>4172606
Well, it's great to have ya. Glad you've been well.
>>4172607
Well, this is just a bad day now.
>>4172611
>>4172525
>>4172607
My protagonist senses are tingling...and not in a good way.
>>4172538
Oh, good evening Miss Valentine. It's been a while.
>>4172607
Aww, they're adorable. Maybe I can train them to smell out poison.
>>4172612
What are you looking at?
>>4172531
Being lonely, I miss everything
>>4172400
Well you see, this game is gonna be a bit different than the others I normally host.
The HGF championship is a belt that is actually more than just a bonus on the winscreen.
It's a belt that have been created to raise the interest in competitiveness and get people to try out something new.
It's a way to engage rivalries and make the games in general matter again by having a prize that actually depends on the results of everyone's games.
It's a concept to encourage interactions basically.
But when you have it, it's your job as the best to prove you deserve it by defending it.
There's a track record of everyone's reigns and all, cool stuff.
Do you wish to participate in it, my good friend White Peak ?
>>4172405
Illya added.
>>4172412
DMG added.
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun.
>>4172417
I'm gonna finish keeping track of every challengers first and from there I'll work on the match type to make it really feel different.
Think of it like the Royal Rumble.
>>4172420
I trust you mang.
Dale Cooper added.
>>4172442
..Alright.
>>4172464
You're willing to actively defend the belt if you do win it ?
>>4172515
Never saw you around before, you plan to stick around ?
>>4172538
Valentine added.
>>4172557
Hm?
>>4172603
No idea. Keep your guard up
>>4172607
For once we have the same idea here. Let's burn it
>>4172607
She's already dead to me.
>>4172607
>that event
Perhaps they'll be more likely to go for him now that he's implicated.
>>4172625
I think you know the answer to that question.
>>4172593
Yeah, Do you have anything else? do you like the world too?
>>4172607
What? I just want us to not murder eachother again.
>>4172569
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a tiny bit glad, honestly. I'd sort of resigned myself to always looking like that.
>>4172607
Remind me why I'm helping you two. I-I don't mean to be rude..
>>4172625
>
>>4172650
OH SHIT
>>4172607
It really is something else....
I wonder what hair products he uses?
>>4172612
But I was standing behind her! No way!
>sprints out of the shot
>>4172607
I want to go back to Enoshima and see Yukiiiiiiiiii!
>>4172652
Yeah! Earth is super cool and everybody's really nice!
>>4172496
Ah, pal? I already think you're cool now, but my name is Kaito, I'm a singer, actually a musician, I play instruments as well..
>>4172517
Hahaha... The stage lights I mean, I'm doing night concerts now!
>>4172519
>He sighs and smiles.
Don't worry about it, it's the thought that counts, but that cool man give me his spot anyway.
>>4172541
Yeah I know, but I'm just built that tall, tiny.
>>4172569
Cat people? Like people with cat ears and stuff?!
>>4172607
Here ya go man, I don't need to eat anyway..
>>4172644
If there is a competition that needs winning, you can rest assured that Gathered Fabric will arrive. As the leader of Gathered Fabric, White Peak, I accept these terms and wish to participate.
>>4172640
You're not alone!
>>4172644
Watashi wa tashika ni sō kachimasu
(I will surely win yeah)
>>4172607
I'm just hoping it won't be trash for this one time... will I finally have a meal that isn't just garbage and designed for a literal waste like me to feel even worse than usual...
>>4172639
Despair in its truest form... It's sugoi yo! Don't worry about it too much. At this point you should just say it's a brand of soda in your weird world and then you can walk off with all the hope! Then again... that'd be a bit too much hope to ask for, actually just say you're gay and that you've tasted gallons of it so I can see you succumb under the despair.
>>4172664
>Stares as the homing guided rocket chases the girl.
Sugoi yo!
>>4172612
>>4172503
I-I meant to do that.
S-She was getting on my nerves as well.
>>4172664
N-Next time I won't miss! Quit being so annoying idiot!
>>4172693
Not anymore
>>4172702
>Holds his hand with my hair