GH THREAD
RIGGINSMANIA X-SEVEN CONTINUES HERE !
AND WE OPEN THE SHOW WITH AN IRON MAN MATCH BETWEEN FEROCIOUS FIGHTERS !
>>4170576 (Master Chief)
Withstand? Listen chief, look at me. My face just shattered and I'm up and walking at my age.
>>4170644
I never was a fan of wasting time on food.
I want to die
Greetings, everyone. I trust that you all are quite well?
>>4170644
It pays the bills?
>>4170644
>Turns into junkfood, even with food, he's still going to be a piece of junk.
>>4170679
>Just keeps staring with a creepy smile
...Are you feeling it yet?
>>4170688
>Not MC
Then why did you enter into the arena? Are you asking to get killed?
>>4170699
Yeah, we're fine, dude. How're you?
>>4170691
Same. I want to be like Cho.
>>4170699
Who wouldn't be well on a beautiful day like today?!
F E A S T T I M E
Starlord isn't only cool, he also makes sure to kill you in the coolest ways possible.
BEERUS YOU SON OF A BITCH !
What kind of bet did you make with these two, Luchador ?
Greetings, electricity.
>>4170546
That does not aid the situation. Do not approach me at all while I am sleeping. No good will come from it.
If I catch you ever again, I will kill you. The Crimson Demon cannot afford a death in her sleep.
>>4170706
Feeling what?
>>4170723
I'm doing well myself.
>>4170730
Beautiful? The day has been average so far for me.
>>4170699
Yes, you? Uh. Who are you anyway?
>>4170731
Lookin' good, buddy.
>>4170731
F Spartan
>>4170731
I learned that trick from my foster-father Yondu. Of course it wasn't that nutella stuff you got here, but something more potent. But hey, it still works.
>>4170745
Nice to know! What's your name, dude?
>>4170691
Me too.
>>4170699
Could be better.
>>4170731
I don't know what Starman was going for and I don't think he knew himself.
Manami wants to be noticed by senpai.
>>4170745
Maybe you need a refresher on your glasses prescription! There's no clouds and a nice breeze!
>>4170731
Thanks for that! I was already waiting for someone to deliver food that was somewhat going to give me tons of despair! Now if you excuse me, I have to bleed out before the next arena and finish eating this jar filled with terrible sticky garbage...
>>4170734
Death and despair. A situation where there's nothing left for you to live for? Can you feel it yet?
>He smiles, even creepier than before.
>>4170774
>picture
>>4170699
Oh, I'm doing more than just "well".
>>4170774
Well, it's a pleasure to meet ya, Hubert! My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America!
>>4170699
Still kicking, hotshot.
>>4170721
I keep an eye on a lot things, ace. Lot of opportunity here just waiting for someone to grab it.
>>4170731
Look, I appreciate it bright eyes, but putting on airs just isn't style.
>>4170781
Damn! They're catching on.
>>4170781
So, it seems you're in a rivalry of sorts with my-
Do you hear someth-
>>4170731
I wouldn't trust the food there anyway.
>>4170752
>>4170781
I'm not dead-
>>4170752
>>4170781
Did you foresee his death ?
>>4170733
So what if I see you sleeping again, what do you want me to do?
>>4170781
I don't get it.
>>4170784
...
nope!
Why should I feel something like that?
>>4170809
Not even going to blame the dragon. Should of seen a trap
>>4170819
Because I cleaned up and all of your beloved ones are with the garbage where they belong! But that's alright, it gave me a little bit of despair, I messed up and cut myself in the finger though. Do you think you could patch it up and put a band-aid around it?
>>4170828
Why would you even think to blame me in the first place?
>>4170774
>>4170791
Hello Hubert, I-I'm Rei.
>>4170829
Hey, you asked. Figured you might want an answer, but what do I know?
>>4170843
>
>>4170829
The United States of America is a country, dude. I'm the personification of it! Why, does America not exist where you come from?
>>4170809
Yeah totally
>>4170843
Skipped the slide as well, hue.
>>4170838
>rubs salt in Komaenigger's wound
>>4170829
W-where? I'm sorry but... I've never heard of those places.
Oh right, my name is Kaito, but your highness or your majesty is also acceptable...
>>4170845
The promise of an easy kill is enticing, especially in the arena where ammunition is valuable. Shouldn't of followed you.
>>4170819
Go back to where you came from and act like you never saw me. It isn't uncommon for slaves to murder their masters as they slumber.
>>4170838
My beloved ones are in the garbage? What?
I could patch your finger up, but what did you mean by that?
>>4170865
Good fight, slick. Call it a draw?
>>4170865
You are on a good way to become a hero, girl. With my training, you will be the best. After me, of course.
>>4170843
Would you care to elaborate if you don't mind?
>>4170844
>turns away from her
>>4170848
Good afternoon, Ms. Rei.
>>4170850
Ah, if you want to tell me, by all means please do.
>>4170852
I'm afraid it doesn't. I've traveled all over my world and never even heard a peep of this "America".
>>4170885
My apologies. I must remember that we all come from different worlds. Strahta is a hot desert country where the wind blows rarely.
>>4170865
Two murderers sleeping next to each others, fitting.
Not everyone can defeat his dark side.
Nito is uncool as fuck.
>>4170893
First off, it sounds like you're saying 'of', when what you mean is 'have'. You shouldn't /have/ followed me.
Second, that was a group effort. We're equally to blame.
>>4170895
Then why did you want to sleep with me earlier? What kind of survival technique was that?
>>4170914
What?
>>4170914
Aw, I was hoping you might've heard of me, dude. Where do you come from, then?
>>4170921
How reckless of me to fall for such a cheap attack. Atleast there is another hero in the game.
>>4170942
>He keeps ignoring her
>>4170954
I come from a country called Strahta on the world of Ephinea.
>>4170914
Ah... That sounds unbearable, but I suppose the heat and sand would keep people from attacking... Is there also a lack of resources?
>>4170914
Good afternoon! So what do you do?
>>4170933
Grammar lessons with a dragon?
Thrilling.
Also saying that you had more to do with it looks better on a report.
>>4170893
Hey there hotshot, that disco ball on your head get in the way of this >>4170798
>>4170914
I did. Then you start acting like I was the one interrupting you with small talk, and now you don't remember my answer to your question in the first place? I'm a lot of things, but patient isn't one of them, slick.
>>4170921
Sleep is for...for the dead....zzzzzzzzz
>>4170921
3 F
>>4170914
People are boring, and even though as much as I am awesome my cool attitude aura can't turn you B+ players into A+ ones.
>>4170988
It looks better on a report to say you followed the example of what I'm sure they'll think is a wild animal instead of making your own decisions?
>>4170976
Ephinea? That explains why you haven't heard of me. You see, I come from a planet called Earth.
>>4170934
W-Warmth, you fool, your dimensions very easily cover me!! Hypothermia is a very serious issue for people without shelter!
>>4170976
...I don't remember us being on poor terms.
>>4171005
The Man in Back tries to cheat with the rules to get Meme Cat out of the equation.
What a way to get noticed by your senpai.
>>4171022
But isn't it warm enough around here?
>>4171053
Damn, too many eyes on this one.
>>4170982
No. Our towns are stocked quite well and have plenty of water. As long as you keep out of the desert, you should be fine.
>>4170985
I am a military officer who helps to keep the peace between the 3 countries of my world.
>>4170998
Did I? I apologize if I came off that way, sir.
>>4171005
Ah. Well there are just some things that can't be helped no matter how skilled you are.
>>4171020
Earth? As in one of the elements?
>>4171026
That's what happens when you fire a laser at someone. They may be a little displeased with you.
>>4170798
>>4170998
Our definitions of opportunity are very different.
>>4171012
No, it looks better to say that the thing that killed me previously gave me another reason to want to drive a round or ten through your skull.
Speaking of which, I need to send it to command. I'll be back later. Don't kill yourselves while I'm gone.
>drives off
>>4170875
Hah great! It hurts!
>>4170897
They are dead and their limbs are out with the trash.
>He keeps his melancholic smile.
>>4171099
Uhh huh. Take care.
I CHEATED LOL
FINAL 3 FUCKERS, PLACE YOUR BETS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772862
>>4171089
It's not like I fired it directly at you...and I may've been more than a little mad at that time.
>Clears throat
...Sorry.
>>4171089
Sora said that as well... Yes, kinda like the element. Our planet is made out of Earth, and many people like me rule over our respective countries. Does that ring any bells?
>>4171057
No! Otherwise nobody would die of hypothermia! Is this your first day here? You're acting stupider than usual!
https://discord.gg/cmH3ySY
come listen to tricky
>>4171122
IT ALL FUCKING ENDS NEXT SLIDE
>>4171026
Rika, you're on poor terms with a couple of people I believe...
>>4171089
So your town is in the area of an oasis maybe? But still it must be hot and those clothes you're wearing don't spell out comfortable in heat...
>>4171053
Noooo! My tricks!
>>4171107
All of them?
>turns around to >>4171022
No, you lied!
>>4171132
Can't you warm yourself up with some explosions? Do you really need my body for that?
>>4171089
Never been good at small talk, chief, but I appreciate the honesty. What's your business here anyway, might be able to smooth things over a bit as a small favor. For being a little crusty to you.
>>4171122
You think I'm gonna let you punks off that easy?
>>4171165
I wasn't talking about the tard you're wrangling. It'd be too hopeless to take care of that turd, it'd enjoy it more than anything else... It's not even giving me despair or hope for anything positive to happen...
>>4171147
Or not actually.
WHAT DID THE CAT MEAN BY THIS ? IS IT A WARNING ? A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME ?
>>4171184
Let's play a game
>Places two cups filled with a liquid
>One is filled with water
>The other is filled with bleach
Are you thristy?
>>4171197
Pussy.
>>4171154
I mean, my personality isn't the most non-confrontational.
>>4171197
THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR
FINAL 2
ONE ON ONE
THE END IS HERE
>>4171203
>Drinks both, attenuating the bleach with the water and making it less toxic of a whole, surviving the entire scenario but having a tummy ache.
Next! These dumb games are starting to bore me and they are ones I have done time and time again!
>>4171123
...If you truly mean that, then I shall stop ignoring you, Rika. How have you been?
>>4171124
Sora? I believe I've met a young man with that name... And yes, that sounds like my planet, Ephinea. So you are the president of America?
>>4171154
Strahta's capital has a constant supply of water thanks to Duplemar, our Vlakines cryas.
>>4171167
I was sent here by the president to investigate this realm and write detailed reports of my findings.
>>4171184
Then who were you talking about?
>>4171122
Betting on black!
>>4171223
Did Rin suck your dick yet?
>>4171223
Count the rings, ace. You're done.
>>4171235
All those other samefaced ugly girls that usually appear! You definitely know who I'm talking about, I could put you all in one line and a police profiler wouldn't be any wiser!
>>4171165
That would kill me, idiot. Explosions are a lethal force, lethal even to me. I also cannot cast magic in my sleep, so using you as a substitute for a blanket is obviously the best choice. Have you gotten that through your thick skull yet?
>>4171223
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>4171233
Well... Kinda. I am the personification of America, but my boss is the president of America, if that makes sense.
>>4171233
I make it a habit not to lie. And as of the past...oh, I dunno, 8 hours? Pretty damn amazing.
>She can't help but grin ear to ear
>>4171261
YESSSSSSSS
>>4171233
Man of action! Mind if I take a peek at you've got so far?
>>4171261
Sorry slick, but you got in my way.
>>4171252
I don't know what you're talking abo--
>>4171255
--
>>4171232
Are you hungry? I hope oyu are
>Places two sandwiches
>One of them is filled with rusty nails
Eat your fill.
>>4171287
Should have used ground glass
>>4171261
Congratulations, Mister. You were literally pulling the strings the entire time.
Thank you for hosting, Seth.
>>4171220
Hey Rika, am I your friend yet?
>>4171233
Duplemar? Vlakines cryas? What are those?..
>>4171286
Well? Speak up!
>>4171261
Congratulations, Man in Back.
Thanks for hosting, Seth.
>>4171261
THE FIRST EVER WINNER FROM THE FOUR HORSEMEN, THE MAN IN BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK
CONGRATULATIONS !
>>4171261
Got rid of that faggot in the finale yee
>>4171300
Hadn't I already said something along the lines of that?
>>4171307
Congrats, guy. And thanks for the show.
>>4171301
The other Shiragami's are all gone! He killed them!
>>4171307
Congrats to the Man in Back, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>4171337
O-Oops. I meant to say thank you for the game.
>>4171319
>>4171337
>>4171286
I mean that blue-haired ugly cunt, that other girl with the purple hair, that other one that shows up, then there's another bunch of like 5-6 that look exactly the same as you. If you'd tell me I'm watching a family of inbreds with no talent at all I'd believe it.
Just kidding, I don't think putting you in a state of despair after I killed all of those would be a great thing, anyway! I killed them so I hope that makes you sink as low as I have sank!
>>4171287
>The rusty nails break on touch with his teeth and he just gets in extra metal minerals.
>He finishes both sandwiches.
Well thanks for giving me some food, I've had a nice lunch now with enough to drink and enough to eat! Thank you for that anon-kun, nobody has ever prepared a meal just for me.
>>4171307
ONE MORE KILL AND HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST EVER HG WORLD CHAMPION TO RANK AS MAIN-EVENTER
But a victory is a victory, because that guy fucking earned that championship.
Fighting champions are rare, and this man just proved his worth by pulling off a stellar performance.
Talking about fighting champions...
ROLLINS REPORT IN A MINUTE, HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE.
>>4171262
Aren't personifications entirely metaphorical?
>>4171273
I'm guessing you've achieved victory not too long ago?
>>4171279
I'm sorry to say, but these reports are strictly confidential on orders of the president.
>>4171300
Ah. In layman's terms, Duplemar is a giant crystal that provides a steady supply of water to us. The only one of it's kind.
>>4171307
Congratulations on the victory, sir.
Thank you for hosting.
>>4171307
Congratulations Man in Black. Thank you for hosting
>>4171343
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4171346
Yes, but for some reason, people like me exist for every country. If you want, I can show you a picture of all of us!
>>4171307
Congratulations Back man!
Thank you very much for letting me watch these people kill each other!
>>4171318
Have you? Hmm...
>>4171346
Oh hey, so it's kind of like an RPG! Has anything ever happened to it?
>>4171343
>ROLLINS REPORT IN A MINUTE, HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE.
We know that you are gay.
>>4171307
Thanks for the challenge, champ. If you need any video for a prize, I'm sure my good friend Pat Riley will do just fine as a body double.
>>4171276
>>4171299
>>4171304
>>4171318
>>4171325
I appreciate the gesture, but you better have been using this time to get an edge on me.
>>4171337
No one important, don't worry about it Bright eye.
>>4171346
I understand, chief. I can slip you some of my own info then. Any kind more important to you?
>>4171343
Thanks for hosting
>>4171346
More than that, just look at me!
>>4171370
Yeah, and you immediately tried to find out what my tank's power source was after I said it.
>Either her clothes have gotten smaller or she's gotten bigger. And the former is looking less than lightly
>>4171379
My tank is all the edge I need.
>>4171337
>>4171341
My kohais!
>>4171342
You have no proof any of that happened! They're just... on a vacation, I'm sure!
Miria!! Are you there?
test
>>4171412
I still do not know who that is.
>>4171426
>kissu
>>4171379
Nah, I'm not concerned if I gain an edge or not. A gun and a few nukes are all I need!
>>4171426
A+
See me after class.
>>4171367
If you wish to show me, then you may.
>>4171370
One time. A monster drained all the eleth it used to provide us water and me, my brother, and other companions had to work hard to get it back.
>>4171379
I'll gladly accept information of any kind, sir.
>>4171407
Hmm... You've gotten taller, haven't you?
>>4171431
a-anon, that was my first!
![[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 01 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0412.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/80Geb8h.jpg "[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 01 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0412")
>>4171343
Thank you for hosting!
>>4171438
Alright then, dude! Hold on!
>He shows you a picture of most of the countries.
How do they look?
Post avas and rate.
>>4171343
So fucking close to the belt!
Thanks for the game, boss.
>>4171412
No! They are all dead. I even brought back a souvenir, that one guy with the glasses told me to bring her head when I threw her into the trash. That blue haired cunt, you know which one I mean! He described her as blue haired cunt and that he needs her head so he can get fellatio by the rules or something like that...
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but I'm sure that I'm causing great despair to both of them for even telling you this.
>>4171469
>Overall, 6.5/10
>>4171438
"Older", technically. Or rather, the body finally matches the age, courtesy of one of the games earlier today, hehehehehe.
>>4171245
That fuckface died so no.
But it will happen one day.
One day..
Anyway.
>switchs on mic
Do I have everybody's attention now ?
Open up your ears, because I'm about to enlighten them with something actually interesting instead of the same garbage you hear every day.
>>4171407
Big ol thing like that rolling around? Might as well strip naked and run into a lion enclosure covered in beef.
>>4171437
Oh yeah, I remember you. Mr. Showtime, front and center, least you claim to be.
>>4171438
>He extends a hand outward
Then we got a deal. I'll get you some dirt as an apology of sorts, but after that, we're even.
>>4171469
>>4171407
Huh?... Hmm..
>He begins to look her over.
Rika... do you feel any different lately?
>>4171438
That sounds fun, did you have a grand adventure then? And your brother? Do you have a big family?
>>4171466
Th-There certainly are a lot of you... Earth must be larger than Ephinea.
>>4171489
Interesting... How old are you, Rika?
>>4171469
I'm so starved for attention.
Make me feel better by telling me you like me.
>>4171469
>I give my avas a solid garbage/10
>>4171493
Is Rollins Report an actual thing in WWE or did you actually make that?
>>4171493
yee
>>4171493
Yo, dude. What is it?
>>4171498
Yep, that's me, dude!
>>4171504
You have no idea, dude. There might be... 216 countries? Some aren't even recognised as countries.
>>4171493
better be good
>>4171521
#BRINGBACKMARTIN
>>4171493
Got my attention, slick.
>>4171509
Under the radar is exactly where you should want to be, ace.
>>4171517
I've got my eyes on you.
>>4171498
What's that supposed to mean?
>>4171501
A million times better.
>>4171504
Er...I don't quite remember. Mid-late teens or so.
>>4171521
juvia a best
>>4171493
Is it I'm cancer?
>>4171521
#MARTINDIEDFOROURSINS
>>4171538
Alright then, dude. I'm not concerned about what you do at all.
>>4171540
Juvia appreciates the compliment!
>>4171493
I'm listening.
>>4171498
>He gives a firm handshake.
Thank you very much for this, sir.
>>4171501
The adventure was indeed grand. Too grand in fact, I'd rather not do it again. As for my family, they live in Barona, but I still visit my mother and brother whenever I can.
>>4171517
That's... A lot.
>>4171539
Ah, you're still quite young then.
>>4171556
I would ship with Juvia.
>>4171509
Peri likes Izaya. Even more when she finally gets to stab him full of pokeyholes!
>>4171533
>>4171554
Fuck off, I'm busy.
>>4171542
>Don't do this
>>4171551
That's not really something that needs announcing.
You must ship every character in here with someone. Go.
>>4171428
Forget it, make him stop! He's being REALLY mean!
>>4171474
I don't know what it means either! But I know that you just made it up to scare me! I won't fall for that!!
>>4171539
Means it's a target, dinner bell even. Everyone knows who the obvious threat is. Enemy of my enemy is my friend, and you make yourself everyone's enemy instantly with a machine like that.
>>4171555
Just the way I like it, ace.
>>4171561
Least I can do, right champ?
Looks like you haven't killed each other off yet. Good job
>>4171563
Juvia would love to go on a cruise!
>>4171512
Principal!?
>>4171469
>Eh, they're alright.
>>4171509
>>4171551
>Memes him softly with this song
>>4171561
I know, dude. Hell, that's not counting the micronations, the disputed territories... You have no idea how many wars we had in the last century. Why, how many countries do you have?
>>4171583
...Everyone? Fuck, uh... Everyone x Spike. That's a good ship.
>>4171586
Good! So, how's it been, dude?
>>4171607
forgetting something pal?
>>4171585
Then point hi out towards me! I am not a dog that cant sniff people out!
>>4171469
I should put Komaeda on this one. Also it's trash/10 so give me (You)s for always being trash.
>>4171561
Still wasn't as old as I looked, though.
>>4171586
Tch. Doesn't matter who doesn't like me when they can't do a damn thing about it.
>>4171587
Why the hell would we have?
>>4171539
Why is that?
>He eyes her curiously.
>>4171561
Haha, you never know, sometimes after you get used to the adventure the mundane day to day life becomes boring right? But living away from family is a little saddening I know.
>>4171625
...We will speak of your allegiance at a later time, Kirigiri.
>>4171585
>Holds up the blue cunt's head.
See?! I managed to keep this as a souvenir, it's ugly so it kind of gives me great despair... as well that glasses guy really liked this one, he gave me tree bucks and a can of soda if I'd trade it, he's currently fetching the soda!
>>4171617
Hi!
>>4171626
I don't know, I'm not you.
Decent tank you got there.
>>4171653
Penis is in there
>>4171586
It would be appreciated, but if it gets dangerous, feel free to give up on it.
>>4171587
It's impossible to do in this realm.
>>4171613
Only 3.
>>4171614
>Nah.
>>4171626
Well, congratulations.
>>4171639
>he sighs
Yes... Yes it is.
>>4171653
She's obviously a magical girl who fell from space and was found by a lonely otaku who has to protect her and nurse her back to health until she can find her gemini armor again.
>>4171613
H-Hey, I'm a one-girl dragon, and I'm taken.
>>4171659
Oh shit, it's Doom Guy. I love the new Doom.
>>4171582
SHE HAS TO EAT THEM
>>4171582
Love this meme.
>>4171653
You have to eat the eggs anon.
>>4171632
I-I found something of concern...
>>4171631
He's right over there >>4171657
>>4171657
S-Stop it, that is a bad joke, a really bad one!
Post cuties.
Seth Rollins text wall in 3...2...1...
>>4171582
Amazing.
>>4171684
So you've come to me? Go on then, I'll listen.
>>4171639
For once, the arena's...weird effects worked in my favor.
>>4171664
Hehehehe, MAN, does it feel good!
...Main downside is that my clothes don't quite fit and I'm gonna need to get re-used to my tank.
>>4171659
"Decent"? That's putting it very, very lightly.
![[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 03 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0819.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iEjDoyt.jpg "[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 03 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0819")
>>4171685
>>4171613
Making headway on a few ventures here, but nothing too interesting. You wouldn't wanna hear the details.
>>4171626
Ever hear of a city called Rome? Look into sometime, might illuminate a few flaws in your thinking.
>>4171664
Dangerous? We're talking a small favor, slick, my neck isn't going anywhere close to the line.
>>4171685
>>4171713
Maybe
>>4171706
unf
>>4171684
I'm missing something here. I don't see how I'm making a joke.
>>4171706
This gives me great despair... I nearly want to vomit all over the place, it'd give more hope as I'd be relieving mysel from the horrible taste that left in my mouth.
>>4171685
>
>>4171713
>I'm starting more or less fresh, so I decided to make Starlord my new main and drop Endo.
>>4171664
...Well, it depends how big they are. How big do you think they are?
>>4171668
Well, it was either you or Kaito, and he's already after Haku.
>>4171711
Nah, I'm fine, dude. What you do is your business.
>>4171713
>I occasionally did England, so I put him in there as well. I know, it's trash.
>>4171664
You can always go outside and beat up monsters like Light does in his free time, it helps keep people safe on the road I'm told..
>>4171707
And what happened? Also... I thought you didn't like miracles.
>>4171713
Just 3 dangos. I just have to make an actual real one and not just me being a memetard to make one out of solely dangos.
>>4171731
Suck my dick and I'll get you Dean Ambrose.
>>4171669
Uhh... Yeah isn't it great? Loved it.
>>4171707
That's from an uniformed perspective, it probably is a excellent piece of artwork.
You military?
>>4171713
>Engi
>>4171685
>>4171750
>and drop Endo.
new game when?
Hey do you know what they call a "Snow Satan"?
>>4171785
>inb4 bolin picks him up because "LOL XDDDDDDD"
>>4171684
>>4171657
You there!
>Poses
I AM THE CASTER OF COMBUSTION, APOSTLE OF THE ABYSS, THE CRIMSON DEMON!
Cease this stupid joke upon my vassal or be subjected to my immense power!
>>4171711
One woman, one tank. I'm not collapsing under sheer weight of size here. They can't hope to do anything more than scratch the paint.
>>4171755
It aged me. Duh.
...And in this case? I don't mind.
>>4171763
Does it look like I'm wearing a uniform? Besides, no military would allow such a bold color scheme as "fire truck red with a yin-yang symbol on the top". I go solo, closest I ever got was a brief stint of, ah...employment under someone.
>>4171707
I could have a friend of mine retrieve some clothing for you, if you wish.
>>4171711
Ah, alright.
>>4171753
Your countries? I'd say that they can't be too big.
>>4171755
>Ah, so you did find this artist.
I do it in my spare time if I'm off-duty, but town guards do their job quite well.
>>4171750
>And drop Endo
You are no longer my favourite.
>>4171762
You don't have the money to back up your mouth
>>4171801
>>Can I have your folder old Kamina? Making a new one is going to take a while and since you left and haven't been back as Kamina since he is technically now fair game.
>>4171807
>Smooches
Yes you are, yes you are.
>>4171703
Uhm, the last time you visited us, you dropped a really old looking book. And I wanted to give it back to you, but I flipped a random page open and saw this http://pastebin.com/M8q7nX93
T-This is just fiction, right? That's not a diary, ha ha ha, as if!...
>>4171807
>stands right behind her
>>4171739
It's obviously a fake head, there's no reason this could be real. Absolutely nooo way.
>>4171798
What do they call a "Snow Satan", dude?
>>4171813
Ah, I meant your countries, dude. Russia is so big that he spans two continents...
![[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 02 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0251.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d7Nb2iz.jpg "[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 02 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0251")
>>4171798
No!
>>4171801
:DDDDDD
>>4171831
And you don't have Dean's Deanieweener UP your mouth.
>>4171836
>>4171840
>>4171848
They call it a Mei.
>>4171801
>Please no.
>>4171816
>You also dropped an avatar I liked. Don't worry, you will love Starlord.
>>4171798
Hm?
>>4171811
Employment?
![[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 01 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0914.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/18UqZjf.jpg "[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 01 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0914")
>>4171857
I don't get it!
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, losers and winners, don't switch your channel yet because maybe, JUST MAYBE, your miserable life could change in this very instant !
You're watching the first edition of your new weekly talk show, THE ROLLINS REPORT !
Hosted of course, by your favorite human being Seth Rollins.
But let's get to business: Why should you care about this ? Because I have an opportunity for you.
A career-changing opportunity !
As you all obviously know, the HGF Championship concept has now been launched since two weeks as a result of the grueling Iron Man Match between myself and Dean Ambrose.
However, the results have been underwhelming as of now.
My belt is lacking in challengers. How am I supposed to defend my championship if none of you B+ players dare to step up ?
This is why I am issuing an open challenge. To everyone, and I mean absolutely everyone.
I already proved that I am the best WRESTLING in the world by defeating Dean Ambrose and Sheamus for the right to hold that championship.
But I need more than just simple men to fight. Monster from the underworld, undead knight, space aliens, give me everything you have, I'll fight it and I'll come out victorious once again.
So how this gonna work is, basically anyone that reply to this post will be entered in the King of the Ring qualification match for a title shot at the HGF Championship.
Then, depending on the number of challengers, a game will be hosted with those specific tributes, alongside other competitors who are just here for a normal game, and the ones to survive until a certain placement will be entered in the championship match against me.
It can be a triple threat match, a fatal-4-way, a 6-pack challenge and hell, if you losers actually manage to be good maybe it will even be a 12 man shitfest.
But this of course, all depends on you.
Do you have the guts to take the risk at being HUMILIATED by The Man himself ?
Well, let's see it.
Sign ups are officially opened.
>>4171861
I didn't drop anything....D-did i? Or are you still mad about best Tendo girl?
>>4171811
Don't understand metaphors, huh chief? Well, not my funeral, suit yourself.
>>4171753
You do have quite a history of involving yourself in other people's business, slick, so forgive me for being a little skeptical.
>>4171813
See you soon, slick.
>>4171469
4 or 5/10
>>4171868
Could you host again?
>>4171868
tl;dr
>>4171857
..... Huh?
>>4171855
.. You got me there starman
>>4171857
You. I like you.
>>4171868
To many words. Where do I put my dick?
>>4171868
Okay.
>>4171868
Peri wants to gut stupid brawler man that denied her the chance to kill Subaru!
>He sits down and kicks his legs back and forth, waiting for dubs, trips, or even quads to appear
>>4171868
Mob
I'm not exactly a normal human, so why not.
>>4171868
Right then. I'll enter
>>4171857
...I don't get it. Say, what do you call a 300 pound American?
>>4171868
Well, shit. I don't see why not, dude.
>>4171875
Don't worry, I don't see why not.
![[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 02 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0385.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NQNWhVz.jpg "[Beatrice-Raws] Tsuritama 02 [BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC] 0385")
>>4171868
I'm a space alieeeeeen! Sign me up!
>>4171868
I'll take you up on that, you washed up old faggot.
>>4171899
Czech'd.
>>4171899
Yee
>>4171868
Andrew Wiggins
Gonna show you what a real competitor looks like.
>>4171868
If I entered would Sunset be impressed?
>>4171868
I, Carlos Calaca, accept your tournement mortal, for I am the greatest luchador!
>>4171868
Give me MY title Seth!
>>4171807
>He mimics the pose.
Will I also be a caster of combustion, apostle of the abyss, the crimson demon like this?
Oh wait... I forgot I'm already a harbinger of despair to make hope flower up again with my awful appearance and myself being the reincarnation of trash...
What joke are we talking about? I have never made a joke, I'm actually being really serious at the moment and I'm getting bored being this serious when I could be joking around and still making all of you suffer.
>>4171839
That's an interesting story you just posted there. I'm intrigued by your relation with that girl, it's really interesting to read and I'm enjoying this read. It's something Soda-chan would dream about!
As for the fake head, it's real, just watch this.
>He opens her mouth and shows her tongue.
See?
>>4171899
SUGOI YO!
>>4171868
I'm in.
Sunset Shimmer reporting
>>4171868
Awww shiiiit sign me in for this
>>4171904
>Don't worry, I'm better than that
I need a proofreader.
>>4171906
I want to go fishing with Haru
>>4171857
Git gud
>>4171840
Ah. Each of Ephinea's countries are easily the size of a continent.
>>4171868
I would like to participate in this event.
>>4171875
Take care, sir.
>>4171899
rolling
>>4171868
Looks like an entry to me
Shalashaska
>>4171868
Surprise, I'm back!
>>4171868
Ah, screw it.
El Spiko will rise again.
>>4171868
I'll join. These talentless ones need someone even worse than them to be around or else their hope will overpower their despair and we can't have that happening.
>>4171943
Well there's always time to meet one another! I'm DMG from.. uhmm.. "next door" How you doing Miss Gloom?
>>4171868
I could totally take you. I, Josuke Higashikata accept your challenge.
>>4171899
those dubs can't save you
>pushes into the ocean
>>4171868
Diane, I'm not sure what this is I'll about but I'm signing up for it.
>>4171868
You know what this belt lacks? A true hero wearing it. I'm game, where do I have to sign up?
>>4171874
>You did drop dead in 1945, which is a huge shame.
>But I meant your filler avatar. The one I gave you a long time ago.
>>4171868
I... I'd b-be worse t-than useless in a fight... m-maybe I could last t-the longest... I might as w-well try...
Hanako Ikezawa
>>4171868
Sierra 251 reporting for combat, sir.
>>4171943
Never heard of it
>>4171868
Watashi ga sankashimasu
(I'll join)
>>4171904
>>4171942
Not like your PR team has done so hot recently either, eh slick?
>>4171943
Nothing.
Good joke.
>>4171813
Uh...I'd rather keep to more or less what I've got, but...fitting-er. I think I can manage something.
>>4171863
My..."boss" provided all the materials I needed to develop and build my machines, and along with providing some...numbers for her, I turned them on a mutual enemy of ours'.
>>4171868
How about a goddamn tank?
Rika Asakura
>>4171875
I know exactly what I'm doing.
>>4171949
Press something other than Q.
>>4171964
I am fine.
>>4171974
That's good.
>>4171982
It's no joke.
>>4171949
Sleep tight reap tight.
