ERP Thread
Eye on the Balls Edition
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>>4161718
>New thread rattling noises
>>4167276
I-Is this the only thing you do, anon-chan?
You should do other things too.
>>4167308
>>4167308
Um that's not me.
>>4167330
(Oh stop it, I'm only as good as my partner. You really helped inspire me to do something out of my comfort zone so thanks for that!)
...I ain't invisible, am I?
>>4167268 (Cuteryuu)
Ow! Hey! Rude!
I'll break out the groaners!
>>4167365
You aren't but your chest is.
>>4167284
Well considering I'm more just a girl, of course I don't catch flies.
>>4167297
Mr. Bones, Mr. Boooones~
>>4167365
It happens, despite being here for months I still get ignored. Don't let it get you down!
>Sitting up on a tabletop, kicking his legs some.
>Leaning back on his palms.
New thread. New anons to mess with.
>>4167360
(Aww I'm happy you enjoyed it too, I think that was the first time where it felt a bit like my partner actually got something out of it too instead of basically just getting me off. Until next time!)
>>4167402
(Wait, did I do something to piss people off)
>>4167365
It's a slow time of day despite it being the weekend, don't let it get you down
personally, I've not been able to get a single ava I've been wanting in weeks since I'm slow to hop on
>>4167402
Are you confused?
>>4167386
>quietly pats the frogs head as he stands beside her
Tsuyu~
>>4167402
>Everyone is LD
Ok Anon.
>>4167431
Not him but I don't even know who you are or that is.
>implying it takes anything to piss us off
>
>>4167377
...yer an ass, Anon.
>jabs him in the arm
>>4167393
>>4167445
(I was only saying that in-character, I'm not actually moping or anything)
(Appreciate the sentiments, though)
>>4167471
(S-sorry)
>>4167445
You a Iowa fan? Only person I tend to leave be thanks to their (you) count. Though Kogure's been getting his fair share lately too, if you're into homo stuff.
>>4167376
Make more produce jokes to make me cringe.
>>4167471
As a bird lover this image made me kek.
I guess my dick shared Alpha off again.
>>4167299
I dunno, I'm sort of thinking I should pass on it now, bleh.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000360722.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSYLQu7.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 000360722")
>>4167497
scared*
>>4167471
It sure doesn't take much to piss anons off, even some of the better/nicer avatars get chased off which is fucking weird
don't they want to fuck them, too?
>>4167497
>I guess my dick shared Alpha off again.
No he's just back in the Discord.
>>4167365
Who exactly are (You)?
Character seems familiar..
>>4167518
Y O U.
>>4167452
>She stays beside him in her typical squat, slightly leaning into his petting.
Papa bones~
>>4167268
I bet I would. Still kinda new here so I haven't seen the full extent of what goes on to some folks...
>blinks at her raising her skirt, smirking a bit before continuing to grope her, his thumbs sliding under the back of her thong to spread her cheeks
>A young doe steps into the room.
"Is this the, uh... New Mexico Boating Convention?"
>She sighs and crumbles the paper up, mumbling to herself.
"I'm never going to find him..."
>>4167561
>discord
>ever
Nues seems ok so far. Virras is full of shitty roleplayers though
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000767772.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yHKkpVp.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000767772")
>>4167577
Me!
>>4167386
What frog things DO you do? Besides the tongue stuff.
>>4167518
WIFE, WHERE IS MY SNACK THEMED CHILD?
>tfw pretending to be a girl on the internet, not sure if the people on the other side think you're actually a girl or not, and wondering if it's bothering them or not
I'm so sorry, I wish I was a girl in real life.
>>4167561
Why is it always one or the other with those people? Gosh that's obnoxious.
>>4167580
You'll learn the ins and outs at some point. Just don't mind my blogging on occasion or read in to memes too much. I'm not that bad of a person.
>She says, her ass spreading easily for his groping, showing him the tight ring of her hole behind the flimsy string of her underwear.
>>4167577
(Muffetanon, the character is Kumatora from Mother)
>>4167497
...You asked for this, so lettuce continue our diet-ribe. I hope you said what you mint when you wanted more pun, you know I relish the though. But if I may say, even with your watermelons, your attitude make me feel like sometimes we cantaloupe. I want to love you, but don't leave me mushroom, so why not chat with Miku and play a nice game of hide and leek?
(<3)
>>4167605
Makes me wonder. Is anywhere here actually a girl?
>>4167518
>The lich quietly sits down beside you a basket filled with candy dangling from his boney fingers which he passes over to you
Good afternoon Hotaru
>>4167577
Now, be good and don't get these nice anons to worked up, okay Tsuyu?
>He leans over, gently placing a 'kiss' on the top of your head before ruffling your hair a little before retracting his hand
>>4167598
We could stick a firecracker in her mouth and blow her fuckin head off?
Just saiyan.
>>4167512
D'aw. Sorry I missed you when you first posted, wasn't around. I'll be done eating in like 10 minutes and I'll be around for the rest of the night if you ever feel up for it. If it means anything to you I never thought you were slow, sometimes I hit the same time to post and I'm on a keyboard. I know mobile posting is a pain but I don't think it's something you should feel bad about, you do great either way.
>>4167629
Shinoa, Teen Titans Jinx/D.Va and Valentine are.
>>4167629
TT Jinx is. Which is why Diego had a huge breakdown over them not replying to an e-mail.
And pretty much everyone Mecha tries to flirt with except Alpha.
>>4167629
Valentine, D.Va and a couple others.
>>4167641
Y-you too...
Hmm...Guess that anon got tired of waiting. Oh well. Wonder if there's anyone else I can mess with here...
>>4167646
Wait was that after he came back, is that why he's gone again?
>>4167607
I don't mind blogposts at all. If people need somewhere to vent, they need somewhere to vent. I also take salt about people with, well, a grain of salt. You seem nice, so yeah~!
>blushes a bit at the sight of the puckered hole, licking his lips slightly. He leans down, nuzzling her ass with his face
... mm... sorry to change the subject so suddenly but... do you mind if I ah... eat your ass out? Please~?
>>4167605
Suspension. Of. Disbelief.
We're all cute horny catgirl lolis on their computers in my head.
>>4167663
Yep. He broadcasted it in the thread even.
>>4167640
I don't know what experiences you've had with frogs, anon, but you should probably notify your school.
>>4167595
What's up candy slut.
Want a piece of chocolate?
>>4167616
I couldn't tell with that art, my bad.
But hello to you~ <33
>>4167637
I don't know what you're talking about! All I do is try an be friendly..
>She clings to his arm, staring up at him.
>>4167598
>>4167640
I guess that.
But a firecracker wouldn't do it.
Need something bigger and more powerful.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000120520.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FW8SqjG.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000120520")
>>4167602
Uhhh....
>Runs away like really really fast
>Like she has never run before
>Because being a lazy fat sack of shit that eats candy all day tends to do that
>After 20 minutes she returns!
ANON!
THIS IS YOUR SON! SAY HI TO SNICKERS SHIDARE!
>>4167637
Hello Papa Bones!
>>4167692
Of course!
>>4167681
I'm not supposed to go within 200 feet of schools, though.
>>4167497
Yeah, it's mostly Iowa I can't seem to get
They're as sweetheart though and I enjoy talking to them in general, but I'm way too slow to catch them on time. We'll get our first time one day.
>>4167676
Jesus Christ, I feel like i lurk all the time, yet still miss stuff like that. All I see is LD and DMG's usual shitfests.
Sucks, I really liked Dio, but after two meltdowns it's starting to look like this place just isn't for him.
>>4167734
She was here a week ago, not as frequent as before though.
>>4167497
Huh, i'm still here
>>4167607
>>4167561
What are you two on about
>>4167692
(sorry, maybe I'll refrain from using that pic)
(howdy)
>>4167734
>Where'd someone even learn that Shinoa was a girl
Clownpiece.
>>4167676
I was wondering why I hadn't seen him in a while. Huh, the more you know I guess
>>4167692
>he half-heartedly shakes his arm back and forth in an attempt to dislodge the girl. Failing this, he eventually decides to just let her hang onto him
Fair enough, isn't it a little hard to be friendly with everyone if you're sticking to a skeleton?
>>4167734
From time to time. Last time I saw her was when I asked her to come in for penis inspection day.
This is a Succubus (Male).
>>4167774
Thats an incubus.
>>4167605
Mango?
>>4167774
Can I grab your horns and face fuck you.
>>4167764
wtf even happened to clownpiece
can't say I miss them but still
>>4167646
This is a silly meme.
I'll be friendly with someone regardless of what's between their legs. I've been friends with Kogure for a long time.
>>4167624
That was impressive in a really gross way, I have to admit.
>>4167752
You never replied to me.
>>4167667
My my, what a nice sounding Anon... If anything that gives you a ticket for some service, so...
>She presses her cheek against a nearby wall, relaxing herself as she offers her backside to him.
Do whatever you like.
>tfw want Mika to clean my unwashed cock but I missed her
>>4167703
>He looks at the child with intense scrutiny and then shrugs, looking extremely unimpressed.
I don't like it. We need to make a new one.
>>4167703
Please don't rape that shota with a Toblerone.
>>4167757
It's fine! How are you? <3
>>4167766
>She puffs her cheeks and shakes her head, climbing onto his back.
Not at all! Onward papa bones!
>>4167821
I need to eat now, but I might be in the mood after I get back.
>>4167774
This is an usurper.
>>4167816
You're friendly with anyone who gives you the time of day. You need these threads to replace the void of social interaction in your life. You probably hope to find someone to be with here too.
>>4167834
(I'm good, just waiting to start some sessions)
(how are you)
Can we stop with this Tenryuu bullying meme?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000880862.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVKZ4Jy.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000880862")
>>4167828
But he's the product of our love!
You just can't discard him!
>Says Hotaru as she tosses the poor kid away
Besides, I can't have another child!
>>4167816
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Send help.
>Sitcom laughtrack
>>4167873
Can we stop this "can we stop this _____ meme?" meme?
>>4167816
I haven't really been in the mood to roleplay lately
gomen
>>4167873
LD's not posting so we gotta find someone to shitpost. Someone who wants friends seems ripe to be destroyed emotionally.
>>4167895
Tell me that then silly, I don't mind.
>>4167852
I'm glad we've settled the only hunts for pussy thing then, at least.
>>4167845
Can't wait, don't feel obligated for my sake though!
>>4167873
So we'll bully him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a cumslut. A silent pussy roller. A blogposter.
>>4167896
Doesn't Boco post here now? He's a great target for abuse.
>>4167834
>looking up at the girl perched on his shoulders the light in his sockets goes out several times as he 'blinks'
I'm afraid you might be bored for awhile... I was planning on playing some KH 2 HD and Darkest Dungeon
>still, he makes sure to take a few minutes to stomp around the thread for the little frog girl
>>4167918
He does but only as anon and only when Morrigan is around.
>>4167816
I try to be as nice as I can... hm?
>smiles as she offers her as, nodding eagerly before sliding her thong to the side. He got down onto his knees, leaning forward to nuzzle against her asscheeks- before kissing her asshole. Then, he stuck his tongue against it, circling his wet organ about it slowly
Mmmn...~
>>4167879
>He crosses his arms and eyes her suspiciously, already forgetting about the child she tossed into the trash.
Oh? Why's that, Candy Princess? Have a bad night with a jawbreaker? Use the wrong mouth for your chewing gum?
>>4167917
kek
It's true. Diego would have been run off like 10 times by now with what mecha puts up with.
>>4167660
die
>>4167910
Anyways, you seem to be in high spirits tonight Cuteryuu, so care to spill that idea yet?
>>4167983
No. I think I'll keep living for awhile. Other than that, how are you, anon?
>>4167848
Can I grab YOUR horns and face fuck you??
>>4167896
Why not Kenny?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000865695.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CPprYzB.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000865695")
>>4167953
I'd get fat.
Like, not the right kind of thick fat but, the flabby belly kind of fat!
>Shakes head
I don't want that.
>>4167998
Yugo is a very cute boy!
>>4168001
Somebody please let this man grab their horns and facefuck them already!
>>4167917
I laughed. That was pretty good.
>>4167952
>Her soft cheeks surround his face as he buries it into her ass, the skin pristine and warm. She lets out a heated sigh as he starts licking, her asshole lightly twitching against his tongue.
Ngh...
>>4167890
>>4167984
I was preferring to debut it than spill it. I was going to Tatsugawa post or do it later tonight or tomorrow either way.
>>4168016
Aww...Thanks, anon. I don't really think I'm cute though. I'm scrappy and slightly lewd.
>>4167871
I'm.. Decent.
Thank you for asking.
>>4167931
Have fun gaming <3
>>4168039
>Boyish squees of delight
Oooo! It sounds so interesting! It's like waiting for an install to finish on a game you've wanted!
>>4168055
Hey Yugo would you be up for trying something in twenty minutes?
>>4168055
Fucking adorable
>>4168080
>Boyish squees of delight
>>4168105
Are you tell me you can't still hit the high notes, anon?
>>4168090
Yeah, sure. You need a little prep time though? Make sure you can gather up all the resources you need for those twenty minutes?
>>4168100
>Portals a hand over to the anon's ear.
>Yanks on it cruelly.
I am not adorable! Did you not listen to me?
>>4168055
Slightly lewd? Whatever could you mean by that, Yugo? You seem like a cute young boy, not a lewd deviant!
>The anon says, whilst trying to fend off the dirty thoughts floating around in his head.
>>4168039
>Gasps out as her lower cheeks rub against his upper ones, nuzzling all the more eagerly against her. His hands moved to grip her hips now. He ate her out quite eagerly, dipping his tongue into her ass every couple of rims around her hole, writhing it around as if it were alive.
Mmmm~!
>>4168105
It's over nine thousand!!
>>4168012
You mean you aren't already fat?
>He squats down to get eye level with her stomach and firmly pats it.
Feels like those snacks are already taking their toll on you. It can't all go to your chest ya know
>>4168071
Huh, never realized how nice Tsuyu's ass was.
I guess what she lacks in bust size compared to Momo, she more than makes up for it in the rear...
>>4168121
I listened, I just don't agree!
>He pries your hand off his ear, pulling you through the portal
I mean, look at you!
>>4168163
Also top tier blowjobs!
>>4168125
Oh, poor, naive anon. You're so cute.
>The boy struts over, his head conveniently at crotch level with the man.
>Hopefully that doesn't break the poor anon's focus trying to clear out his head.
>Runs a finger along the crotch of his pants.
Deviant is such a harsh word, no? I'd much prefer...Connoisseur~
>>4168191
>Yanked through the portal and into the anon's grasp.
>Scowling at him.
Yeah? And? I'm not cute! Quit patronizing me...
>>4168080
What's your prime hours usually for doing stuff, anyway? On workdays.
>>4168128
>She lets out a hot pant, her lone eye closing as her hips wiggle and her thighs tense. Her pussy moistens, arousal dribbling down her thighs as the anon tongues her asshole, her hips bucking lightly against his face.
>tfw you find pics of your ava getting fucked by a dog
Nah
>>4168238
On workdays? From 5:30PM-12AM or until I'm bored. Though it wouldn't be the first or last time I'd stayed well past the end and went to work without sleep or on a few hours.
>>4168220
>He was already enchanted by Yugo's cute, youthful appearance, so having him so close to his crotch was something akin to mental torture for the anon trying to keep himself in check.
C-Connoisseur of what, exactly?
>The man shuddered, his body twitching slightly as those soft, gentle fingers ran along the seam of his pants.
>>4168254
You play Phillip?
>Slaps the Canadian's ass
>>4168238
>inhales her scent as she starts wettening, picking up the speed and intensity of the motions of his mouth as he licks and kisses her butthole. His hands grip her tightly, ramming his tongue inside of her with such intensity that it was almost as if it were a cock itself! Speaking of cocks, he felt his member already quite hard, just from playing with and worshipping that lovely ship-ass~
>>4168254
DMG FUCKS DOGS
>>4168254
>mfw I actually like zoo stuff in hentai
I ... I guess I'm a freak
>>4168322
Yes you are, why would you ever think that's normal?
>>4168220
And what're you gonna do about it if I don't?
>He grins somewhat smugly at you, taking your face in his hands
>>4168254
meme50 always delivers!
>>4168273
EST, right?
>>4168292
Y-you just gonna... haaah, tongue me, or you gonna, fuck me...?
>She panted out harshly, her voice softer and girlier than usual as she asked the male, her hips continuing to gyrate against his face.
>>4168254
I have a goat fucking one of mine. It's a pretty good laugh.
>>4168254
You mean "Yes." right?
otherwise, nice shit taste you have there
>>4168254
yep and a horse too
>>4168340
>that fucking source
>>4168340
Nah, Western Sahara Summer Time. Yes EST, I thought /I/ was the baka.
>>4168411
Fuck your dog, faggot.
>>4168338
Obviously it's not IRL, but in the confines of fantasy it's fine to like seeing girls fugged by monsters or beasts. I mean, if people can like lolis...
>>4168340
Heh...
>he pulled his head from her valley, smirking as he stood up behind her
You really got horny, huh? Mmn, gosh... I can't believe Tenryuu, my favorite Kantai girl, is offering to let me fuck her.
>pulls his pants down, gripping her hips roughly as he rams his cock into her dripping wet pussy. He bent over her, moving one hand to her tits, groping eagerly
O-oooh! F-fuck! You're so tight, Tenryuu!!
>>4168455
Jesus. If only more ponies went after Seras i'd have a reason to ask for it.
>>4168479
>if people can like lolis
Nice bait comparison canis
>>4168476
S-shouldn't be aroused...
>>4168479
>giving it (You)s
>>4168476
GOAT
>>4168284
>He eagerly unzips his pants and yanks his pants and boxers down some so his cock flops out against his face.
Cock~
>He says lustfully while slapping his cock against his face over and over.
And I must say, anon...Yours is just my type.~
>>4168339
I'll do this!
>He said as he leaned forward and kissed the antagonizing man, slipping his tongue into his mouth.
>Rolling his tongue against his slowly as he swapped saliva with the anon.
>After some time, he pulls off, a strand of spit connecting their lips.
Mwah..~
>>4168479
Delicious lolis != heavy petting zoo shit, faglord
>>4168514
>defensive pedophile
(Well now that I'm lucid I guess I can take acts of god as proof that I'm not exactly cut out for date night.
Guess that means I should get ready for a celebratory night full of gang rape and violence.)
>>4168514
>pedos getting this defensive
like clockwork
>>4168536
>using my own memes against me
Damn you.
>>4168543
I'm a vanillafag who doesn't go much further than stuff like femdom and feet, I-I won't be tempted by things like this
>>4168424
Don't know if want.
>>4168530
Who do you feel like playing tonight Kinx?
>>4167911
Hey there Anon, just not feeling it right now. I'm sorry.
>>4168466
Hardy har. Tomorrow then I'll try my best with you. I'll be taking a break after I finish up here to do some IRL things and all. May be a bit late to start things with you when I get back.
>>4168479
I-I'm sensitive back there...
>She hastily defended herself, wriggling still even as he positioned himself and wasted no time fulling her up. Her pussy accepted his length with a wet squelch, squishing around his invading length eagerly which got a groan of excitement from the panting boat.
>>4168530
tfw was going to annoy you all night but 4chan said no
Heya gurobutt.
>>4168566
is there a goat any more fuckable than that one?
>>4168593
That's fine, don't worry about it.
Do you have a discord or anything?
>>4168599
Fuckable?
I just wanna videogames.
>>4168599
Goat family
>>4168483
>Kisses on the lips before returning to the war.
>>4168595
>The man thrusted his hips harder and harder into her, moaning in delight in reaction to her own groaning. He groped her tit nice and hard, his other hand tightening his grip on her hips. His cock throbbed in a heated, lively manner, precum shooting out to fill the boatgirl's plushy interior as his balls clapped against her bare skin
Heh, I see. Mmn... I hope your pussy is just as sensitive...~
(Hey guys. Mei and the posse, +1.
Yes, you heard right. +1. I'm test running a new ava. (Which has a pitiful amount of lewds, if you ask me..) If all goes well. Then I'll be adding her to the card.
So.. yeah. No rp with my main avas tonight. Unless I reeeeeeeeealy feel like it.
Other then that. How's things?)
>>4168509
>Anon already knew the answer to the question, but he'd be damned if it wasn't immensely sexier hearing it straight from Yugo's lips. He stares down at the boy as his cock softly slaps against Yugo's face, his balls resting right underneath his chin.
That so? Guess I've got no choice, now that we've gone this far, right?
>The man tries to justify the situation, and his desire for much more stimulation. He brings his hands upwards towards the boy's head, holding them right against the sides of Yugo's head and right beneath his funny hat.
>>4168595
Alrighty, in that case, time to stop buggin' ya. Not sure, but you'll probably be right, but you shouldn't let that stop ya dumboat! If anything, it means I get to read the fun when I wake up!
>>4168605
I do, but I don't really use them that much. If I'm in the mood I'll probably just post in the thread.
>>4168509
Hey, what the-
>His eyes go wide with surprise as you kiss him, but nonetheless eagerly returns it, tasting your saliva as his face flushed a deep red
>As the kiss breaks, he looks at you still surprised, breathing deeply
Well, I suppose that comes under other things than cute... But my point still stands!
>>4168670
>Me and mika still haven't played since that one time
sniffing perpetually
>>4168530
Ah, were you the one who asked me if I was available tonight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770110
I keep forgetting to save these to my bookmarks and repost them
>>4168670
alright, I'll just keep an eye out, have a good night!
>>4168693
Who are you? I really am sorry, irl stuff has been making it hard for me to do anything really.
>>4168660
(Nee-sama~!
Haha, been a while. I hope you've been doing alright! Who's your test subject?)
>>4168721
(I know what I'm voting for! Do your duty and vote everyone, let your voice be heard! Avas have died for this freedom you take for granted!)
>>4168732
Sorry about that. Have a good night as well!
>>4168585
The usual suspect for when I need depravity.
>>4168595
>tfw site shat out literally a post away from alleyway sex
I hope that anon is okay.
>>4168641
And she's going to be raped and defiled by all sorts of filthy xenos and heretics. Used up and mercilessly thrown out once they've all had their fill of her body. Isn't it wonderful?
>>4168704
If you were that anon with snuff, among other delicious things, on his fetish list, I sure am. Hope you're having a nice day, because boy oh man is it hot where I am.
>>4168661
>As the man grabs hold of his head gently, he knew that he'd given up the fight of resisting the boy.
>Yugo couldn't help by grinned at the man's weak justification, but continued to tease him, running his tongue along the base of his cock gently.
Mmmhmm~ It can't be helped now, can it anon? You may as well let loose.
>He said before smooching the tip of his cock's purple helmet.
>>4168686
>He chuckles some at the anon's goofy face from the kiss.
>The boy wipes his lips and then scowls again as the man goes right back to being stubborn.
Oh come on! What am I gonna have to do to get you to stop calling me that?!
>>4168747
(Ah. That would be telling. But I will say she's a fierce leader. You will just have to wait and see.)
>>4168595
// Heya Tenryuu, Drunk Anon here. You up for continuing? Got enough time?
>>4168721
(damn that pic is so cute.)
>>4168654
>As he started to fuck her, grabbing her soft chest, she straightened her back out and leaned back just a little, raising an arm to wrap it loosely around his neck as she leaned in to his fucking and groping.
Haaah... I'm... pretty sensitive there too... a-all over... it's why I'm so... hnn, weak in battle...
>She admitted between grunts from the thrusting, her ass making a perfect cushion for his ass every time.
>>4168669
I'll probably do something regardless, yes. If it's with Jinx, maybe not stuff you'd want to read about though...
Gonna go play some Overmeme before bed?
>>4168770
I'd have been pretty frustrated in his position. Happened to me one time when I was RPing with Galko months ago. He'll be back, you encourage repeat customers well.
As I just said above, if you're around a bit later I'm game for us to try a thing.
>>4168816
As soon as my anon here finishes I have to step away, but if you're around tonight we could try.
>>4168770
Neat, I love sauerkraut. I kinda wanna play around with you but not sure how I want to do it.
>>4168810
OH FUCK, THE ANGRY MARINES ARE HERE, GUESS IT'S TIME TO PUNCH THOSE FUCKING FUCKS RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACES
>>4168721
>sex slavory
>>4168866
I GUESS IT FUCKING IS JUST ABOUT THAT TIME, ISN'T IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY WILLOW?!
>>4168840
I just wish I had hit >loop forever when I made that gif
>>4168882
great... now I get to remember that 8 years from now when I'm having a good day
>>4168732
>>4168693
I've actually been trying to decide if I should just start posting regardless of my mood and hope that my drive can somehow come back.
>>4168770
Hella comfy in France at the moment.
If I recall, you'll be ready to be brutalized in a few hours right?
By the way, is my English at least decent?
>>4168786
What's wrong with being cute anyway, huh?
>He pulls you closer, your face now only about an inch away from his, and leaving you straddling his crotch
I am kill.
>>4168905
It's alright. We still love you.
>>4168786
You're right, you're right. It can't be helped that I'm enjoying this...
>The anon nervously grinned, his hips already beginning to thrust forward a little as Yugo's tongue slowly trailed up and down his hard shaft.
Even if you're a lewd little cock slut, you're still cute, Yugo!
>He exclaims, his eyes locked onto his as his cock slowly throbbed against that warm, wet tongue.
>>4168941
>tucks in bed
>>4168941
rip froggo
>>4168941
>puts a firecracker in your mouth and blows your fuckin head off
Hnnnnngggggg
>>4168918
Different person but, been there and it doesn't really help to force it.
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QWbvfs4-7c
>>4168970
This.
Take a break and play more Dark Souls 3.
Hello there.
What seem to be occurring here then?
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9dDMbbvrc
>>4168900
LISTEN HERE YOU SHITTING DICKNIPPLE MOTHERFUCKER, ISN'T IT TIME FOR FUCKING EVENING BATTLE PRACTICE? WHY ARE YOU NOT HITTING SHIT WITH LARGER GODDAMN OBJECTS YOU COCKBITER?! DO WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING STANDARD BOLTER FOR YOUR NEXT DEPLOYMENT OR ARE YOU TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FUCKING FIND WHICH END OF THE POWER WRENCH YOU HIT PEOPLE WITH?!
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BeKhlUzPUc
>>4168941
>pets
>>4168844
>His fingers sunk into her heavy chest, pressing his front to her straightened back. His cock carved deeper and deeper into her moist fuckhole, hitting her cervix with each thrust. He cooed as she clung to him, smiling almost lovingly at her
Worry not dear- I don't care how weak you are. You're absolutely perfect to me... huhu~ Let me be the strong one for you
>The anon began to grunt as the pleasure he felt stirred his balls- he was close to cumming!
Mmm.... inside. I want to cum inside of Tenryuu!
>>4169009
Superb taste
>>4168983
Lots of lewdness.
Would you like to join?
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxm8AKctdU
>>4168905
(I can loop the gif for you if you want, Papa Bones. It'll only take me a minute.)
>shits in your mouth
>>4168983
Highly sexual things, mostly.
Pretty fun.
>>4168983
Hello miss!
Nothing much, I just arrived myself! Is there anything Ran can do for you?
>>4169049
>Slices your right eye
>>4168926
Were you the guy who RP'd Tonio?
And that's a good boy. That'll get you extra service from Tatsu-nee when the time comes.
>>4169021
>The breast not held bounced wildly against her disheveled clothing, the male's harsh, quick thrusting quickly pushing her to a limit, over that limit, then back again. She came once, twice, and as he came closer, she was working towards her third orgasm, the floor below them a puddle of her messy fluids.
Don't let a drop out! Pour it all in me...!
>She begged, her hand at the back of his neck tightening its grip, trying to hold him close and keep him from possibly pulling away.
>>4168979
http://youtu.be/8zo9VTJUVWc
>>4168926
(Hi there, sir! Just contemplating who to play at the moment. How's the day going?)
>>4169106
Iowa, you're beautiful.
>>4168940
Because being cute is for dumb little kids. I'm not a dumb little kid, am I?
>He says as he wraps his legs around the anon's waist.
>Slowly grinding his hips against the man's crotch.
>He leans in closer and kisses at the man's neck, he can feel the boy's warm breath against his skin.
>>4168949
>Yugo chuckled some as the anon came to terms with his little boy lust and wrapped his lips around his cock's throbbing head, suckling it greedily.
>There's that word again...
>He furrowed his brow some, but continued to please the man diligently.
Mmnnff~!
>>4168810
They're going to rape her senseless, until her knees buckle and she's gasping and crying for more. Then they're going to put her own bolter under her chin and pull the trigger. Kinda depends on the faction what they do to the body after that, but that'll be sure to happen too.
>>4168844
I'm actually planning on starting up a bit later, so no worries.
>>4168864
Well it's a bit before I open up shop so there's plenty of chatting to be done about how exactly. Is there anything in particular you're in to? I try to cater to every taste I can.
>>4168936
Glad to hear it that! That is correct, no specific time but I plan to play tonight. Your English is quite nice, actually. I won't bullshit you, there are some of irregularities in it, the kind you sort of expect going between grammatical structures, but nothing that makes it difficult to read.
>>4169158
>They're going to rape her senseless, until her knees buckle and she's gasping and crying for more.
>pokemon go is finally out in canada
hmmm... to go out and try it or to stay home?
>>4168947
Thanks anon. I love you too.
>>4169046
It's alright tip top spooder. I kinda prefer it the way it is. I just hate making mistakes, even if the are happy ones.
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJDBP292rM
>>4169096
No, I wish, dude was great and fun to watch. I don't know shit about Jojo, but damn he knew how to draw them in and cook. I'd been doing the baking and cooking a bit before he showed up with the boat's monsters and the demon.
>>4169106
(Just thinking of heading off for the night, actually. The list grows onward though. There's a surprising large amount of lewd things you can do with chocolate when you let your mind wander~)
>>4169180
You do what you want to. If you stay, I'd keep you company.
>>4169106
>sends telepathic vibes to play a particular avatar
>>4169127
Sir, that's not true! The majestic Grand Canyon is beautiful! The rustic Statue of Liberty is beautiful! The rolling plains of the Midwest are beautiful! I'm just a rusted down old boat!
>>4169158
(Were you looking for something sweet that date night and just couldn't take the vanilla?)
>>4169180
>(Canadians)
>(Giggles)
>>4169194
(Oh, that was you?
>Throws bottle)
>>4169192
Fair enough. Though it'd help to know what you were looking for.
>>4169158
Anything specific? Not really, no. I just wanted to fuck you up for the fun of it, honestly.
>>4169180
(Ah well, I'm bereft of things to do currently, so I did it anyway. On the house.)
>>4169158
That's good then. I killed some time last night brainstorming some more stuff, and I came up with an idea that made even me blanch at it.
Would I get meme'd if I mentioned a Slaaneshi daemon with a razor barbed cock that fucks up the insides of the person they plow until they bleed to death, or would you actually enjoy that...
>>4169194
I wish he posted more. He was comfy to read really. Need more avas like that.
>>4169150
>Despite his obvious dislike of the word "cute", the anon couldn't help but call him as such, though he found it increasingly difficult to talk as Yugo worked his cock with his small, welcoming mouth. It was just the tip, but even that felt amazing for the perverted anon, his hips beginning to shiver as his hands slightly tug down on Yugo's hat, bringing him a little closer.
>>4169096
>he felt her cumming, his cock massaged by her pussy's convulsions. He groaned pleasantly, tempted to kiss her as his head so closely hovered by her own.
I'll fill you with my love.... haahn... Ten... Ryuu!!!
> His dick pulsated all the more hotly as he came to his orgasm, his cum gushing out in thick, powerful shots. It coated her womanhood- along her vaginal canal and straight into her womb as well. His legs shuddered a bit as his orgasm began to subside
Tenryuu.. ah... ahhh
...
Your body is perfect~
>>4169150
Well, you don't seem to be dumb...
>He reaches for the back of your head, fingers running through your hair and keeping you pressed against his neck
>His other hand finds its way to your rear, rubbing it as the slow movements of your lower body cause a bulge to slowly grow in his pants
>>4169217
That's right. Friends with benefits to our southern neighbours for over 149 years
>playfully elbows the pretty blond boat
>>4169237
Thank you beautiful!
>>4169215
I'm just playing through my backlog anyway anon~ Nothing special
>>4169278
(Any time.)
>>4168979
https://youtu.be/6hzrDeceEKc
(Only, I'm listening to it on spotify.)
>>4169216
>(Tries to interpret the message)
>(It only causes a headache)
>>4169278
(That's okay, Canadians are still my friends. I hope they don't mind us sometimes though!
>Pinches her vampire cheek)
>>4169306
(Aww...now you make me feel bad.
>Holds his head in her lap until he recovers)
>>4169362
AND AFTER ALL
>>4169217
Not even, I did end up coming into things a little late but there was an anon who wanted me to play Jinx. Everything went well until 4chan stopped working.
>>4169232
Well, that is what I enjoy. Being taken on a whim and used to satisfy someone against my will, for the fun of it, is pretty high up there on my list.
>>4169247
I enjoy a lot of things and that level of trauma sounds fantastic. That'll have to get just as messy as the Rek'Sai session.
>>4169251
I'll be glad to help you play them out, then. Stay comfy!
>>4169364
>Latches on to chest.
>>4169305
Well, if you’re doing nothing special… maybe you want to keep me company as well?
>>4169373
YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL!
>>4169364
>clicks tongue, starts sending smoke signals
>>4169265
>He grabbed onto his hat as he continued to bob ever lower on the man's cock.
>The hat's a real no-no anon.
>Suddenly, as if to punish the man, and to test himself, he deepthroated the rest of his cock to the base, gagging slightly.
G-Gmmmnnff~!
>>4169275
Gee...Thanks, anon.
>He nipped at his neck tenderly and continued to grind against the man's lap.
>Feeling his mitts grope at his cute, round bottom.
You don't seem too dim yourself either..~
>>4169364
(You know I'm just joking!
>Rests there happily, regardless)
>>4169364
>comes careening up in his jet black 1967 Ford Mustang, screeches to a halt, jumps out on the hood and rocks the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3BYU2U6ic
>>4169386
Well, you'd be satisfying me alright, just not exactly in a sexual way (unless I get carried away which I most likely will). If you want I can whip out a certain void creature but then again that stuff feels like it ends too quickly due to size difference.
>>4169395
Gah, another one? I need to get this magnetism removed...are you okay sir?
>Pokes his cheek.
>>4169406
(That only raises even more questions...)
>>4169453
>(Pets his head)
(You'll be okay!)
>>4169458
Wow! I didn't know Slash was here! Amazing scene there, Mr. Slash! A true American car!
>>4169425
Oh, shush, or I'll be forced to call you cute again
>He kisses the top of your head as his hand slips down the back of your pants, now rubbing against the bare skin of your butt
>He runs one finger in between your buttocks, gently pressing in as it passes your tight hole
>>4169271
>The kiss was messy, saliva smearing all over both of their chins and cheeks in the process as she felt his sperm start pumping deep inside of her, making her knees feel weak and another orgasm shiver through her form. As they wound down from their dual release, she leaned against him more heavily, gasping for breath, sweat on her brow. She squirmed herself, her ass rubbing into his pelvis a bit, cock still buried base deep inside of her.
Nnn... t-thank you for that, mister...~
(Hope ya enjoyed)
>>4169306
>not wanting to be bullied to death by iowa's tits
Baka
>>4169386
Whew, I'm glad then. I was almost wanting to write a drabble and ask for a disposable e-mail to send it your way to see if we were on the same page. I'm very, very new to that sort of thing, but you inspire me to want to try something new, so I want to do a good job.
I figure I could apply my Warhammer Fantasy experience to your Protector sometime too, but one thing at a time(I've been refreshing myself with pdfs on my tablet when I've the time, so I have a lot of things swirling in my head).
>>4169364
>Canadians are still my friends. I hope they don't mind us sometimes though!
Nah, America is great. We're each others biggest trading partners, both founding members of the UN and NATO, both grew up in the failing marriage of France and the UK...
You guys also basically subsidize our defense costs and are actually really friendly too!
Screw it. I'll play with someone, I'm gonna go crazy if I don't.
>>4169386
(Dunno how I missed this, but at least you enjoyed yourself! That's all that matters in the end. At least, I hope you did)
>>4169606
Of course! We'll be buddies through the rest of time! Maybe we'll annex you one day if you want to ever join us. You're a pretty comfy hat!
>>4169655
That didn't last long.
>slaps that ass
No! Go do something productive, Mika!
>>4169655
Please let me play with you
>>4169681
>>4169692
Mixed signals.
>>4169543
>Tries to pry himself free
>Gets sucked back into chest.
>>4169576
>He kissed her back just as sloppily, rocking his hips against hers to stir up the sperm inside of her. He gripped her around her body, pulling her up to stand, rubbing his girth inside her as their crotches and said crotches' juice mingled together
You're welcome Tenryuu. Thank you for letting me play with you.... hehe~
(You're amazing! Thanks again, hope we can RP sometime again!)
>>4169229
Hmm.. Well, someone who isn't afraid to prove thier skills. We Gerudo appreciate talent when we see it.
>>4169425
>Taken back by his sudden movement, anon bucks his hips against the boy's mouth, his cock easily reaching the very back or his throat, the echoed murmurs of his moaning as the anon's cock stuffing his throat, causing his cock to twitch uncontrollably. He was close to bursting right then and there, but somehow, he managed to hold out for just a little longer, instead focusing on slowly thrusting up against Yugo's bobbing.
>>4169713
I'm undecided on if I should play with you
Heeeyyy, everyone! We all doing great? Great! This seems like a cool lil' hang out, so I just thought "why the hell not", you know? And don't worry, Tatsumi forced me to leave my God Arc home, so you all should be safe! ...I think!
>>4169675
>Maybe we'll annex you one day if you want to ever join us.
Only if we get to keep our socialized medicare and get to leave if we want (fun fact, there are actually procedures for provinces seceding in Canadian law!).
>as if that will ever happen
>>4169692
Sure thing, anything in particular?
>>4169713
You shouldn't force yourself to lewd if you don't want to, but if you are up for it I do want to have Mika clean my cock.
>>4169713
(Sounds like you're really wrestling with the right choice here.)
>>4169655
Lewd wrestler! If I didn't have a date I'd do all that to you!
>>4169713
Nooo, come and play with me.
>>4169558
You better not!
>He grimaces up at the man as he kisses at his head and continues to push his bulge against him.
>But the angry facade is broken when he feels the man sneak a finger into puckered asshole, moaning out lewdly and burying his face into the man's chest.
H-Haahhnn~!
>>4169741
>Yugo was planning on just holding himself down at the man's base, hoping he'd just cum from the sudden sensation.
>His eyes widened as the man's cock throbbed, but held out against the assault and started its counterattack.
>The boy gagged and teared up slightly as he thrust against his light head movements, feeling his cock ravage the back of his throat.
H-Hmmnnphh~!!
>>4169779
>>4169783
>>4169795
>>4169799
>>4169818
I wasn't expecting this many people to reply. I'm already this deep so I'll play with the two anons who offered. Don't worry about me, this is about making you guys feel good.
>>4169874
But I want my partner to enjoy it. It's no fun if they're not enjoying it.
>>4169874
>Don't worry about me, this is about making you guys feel good.
This stuff is mutual! You ought to have a good time too!
>>4169874
If that is what you want I guess.
>>4169838
Well, that got a pretty cute response..~
>He chuckles softly down at you as he slowly pushes his finger deeper inside, the lewd moans it elicits causing his erection to push harder against you
You're pretty tight down there..
>>4169874
(I have to agree with the anons in that you don't have to do anything you don't feel like doing. You do what you want to do, though.)
>>4169838
D-Does it... Feel like a good fit, Yugo?~
>The man teases, his pace gradually increasing as he face fucked the self proclaimed "cock connesiuer". As he continued, pre leaked out more and more from the tip of his cock, dribbling down Yugo's tight throat as it repeatedly knocked against it's furthest parts.
I-I'm gonna... I can't hold out m-much longer, Yugo...!
>The man exclaimed, arching over the boy as he humped that mouth with vigor.
>>4169897
>>4169918
>>4169922
>>4169972
I-I really wasn't trying to make a big deal or anything, just thought I'd distract myself from irl by playing here, but i guess that bad mood seeped in here. I don't want anyone to feel awkward so I'm just gonna go back to hiding for now until I get my head on straight.
Sorry for disrupting the thread/blue balling anyone.
>>4169733
(Shame I only have like one zelda character. With no art)
>>4170006
See you, Tenry- I mean Mika! :^)
>>4170006
I hope you feel better soon sweetie.
>>4170025
(Ikr? Like, Nabooru art seems to be slightly sparce in terms of non-lewd and lewd. It's a shame a lot of the side characters haven't got art. Some of them are really good characters.)
>>4170029
Why do you hate them so much, anyway? You act like this is some sort of personal crusade against them.
>>4170077
Nigga I'm just shitpostin, interbutts isn't srs bsnss :D
>>4170077
>asking anons why they hate
Fuck off opinions don't matter when you're anon.
>>4170075
Is it true that gerudos kidnap men to bring back to camp and.. tie the knot with them?
>>4170075
(At least she gets paired with Young Link a lot. Enemy characters get hardly any.)
>>4170029
TT Jinx?
>>4169497
So deviant it doesn't even need sex? Now I'm interested. No need to whip out the void creature unless that's already what you want to do, I'm on board.
>>4169576
Well, the Protector is certainly made for that kind of attention. /a/ and the shitstorm over Goblin Slayer has done something to my preferences, not that 'get violently raped by greenskins' wasn't always in there.
>>4169675
I did indeed, so at least there's that.
Anyway that's enough peanut gallery posting from me. I'll be back to open up for soldier girl abuse!
>>4170006
You're fine. If you don't want to play then I don't want to either.
>>4170105
I certainly hope so.
>>4170105
Ha! Just a baseless rumor. The Gerudo are not interested in men. There are exceptions to that rule, however.
>>4170112
(That's true. It's a shame really.)
>>4170131
>I'll be back to open up for soldier girl abuse!
>>4170160
>The Gerudo are not interested in men
>[sweating]
>>4170194
I'm sure a manly guy like you gets all the ladies huh?
>>4170160
(Yeah. I'm kind of glad there's at least some more screencaps from the WWHD remake though. Then again I never use this one here.)
>>4170160
Oh well I was just wondering how an all woman tribe.. repopulates, and I figured that was how they did it.
You say there are exceptions though.. Like what?
>>4169728
(Glad you had fun! Hope I made for a decent welcome here. I'm usually up for doing stuff casually, so if you want to poke me feel free.)
>>4169663
Just get better at dodging!
>>4170006
Take care, Mika.
>>4170131
I'll have to rev up my cockney in that case sometime, then.
Or my ratmen speak, yes-yes.
I'll be here and there now for a few hours myself, be back later guys.
>>4170263
Dodge, dip, duck, dice and dodge. Anyways, seeya Cutes, time to kill some Nazis.
>>4170160
Did you grab the stuff off pixiv?
>>4167194
ball sucking/rubbing is one of my favorite things and I wish some ava would treat me to it one day
>>4170263
>Or my ratmen speak, yes-yes.
Wait a second, you weren't that skaven back on /b/ that used to come around and bite people's dicks off for warpstone, were you?
>UPVOTES ALL THESE BLOGPOSTS
Huuuh.... I see how it is, you think ol' Kanon's just gonna gun you down. Just chill! I'm unarmed...! I'm just here for fun!
>>4170338
Does that mean I can rape you?
>>4170338
Pink hair...
>>4170015
Fuck the law!
... Can I?
>>4170338
>Grabs your breast.
Ughhh harder~
>>4170413
>jams the knife through his eye even more roughly, ramming it through the back of his skull
>>4169968
S-Shut up...I-I'm not cute~!
>He continued to moan out as he pushed his finger deeper inside of him.
>The boy moved his butt back some into the man's finger, gasping more as his own cock started to stiffen some.
M-Mhm...Hopefully that big cock of yours will fit..~
>>4169983
>He continued to suckle on the man's cock as it pushed into the back of his throat. The boy wasn't giving the man an inch as he responded to his thrusts with quick head bobbing and light licking as his tongue rubbed along the bottom of his shaft. He knew his victory was at hand as the man hunched over and his cock throbbed achingly.
Mmmnn~! Gmmnnff~!
>>4170332
Maybe? My memory is vague, but I have shitposted as skaven before all over 4chan, yes.
>>4169386
Ah Jinx, sorry for vanishing last night! Apparently 4chan was down or something.
Would you be OK with resuming out date?
>>4170469
You fucking dickbiter!
>>4170383
Wh-wh-wh-wh... WHAAAAAT?! Oh, crap, crap, crap! I didn't think of that possibility..! ...But you're just joking, right? Aahaha...! Good one! ...Right?
>>4170393
Um... Yeeeaah. That my hair color, all right. Very observant.
>>4170403
Woah, woah, woah..! Slow your roll there missy! At least buy me a drink or something first...!
>>4170428
Howdy! I see someone can give a proper greeting!
>>4170015
So are you a firefighter or a police officer?
>>4170487
Will bite man-thing's breeder-tool for warpstone! Yes yes! Very bitey!
>>4170495
Well yeah, I like the color pink.
Do the drapes match the curtains?
>>4170511
I don't really think I should trust you!
But I do have a lot of extra warpstone just laying around... and I WOULD like to get my dick sucked.
>unzips pants
Alright, buddy. Last chance.
>>4170194
What's up with you? (Also i noticed i cocked up a tad on what i said before XD)
>>4170235
(Ah. Darknut. I liked that enemy in WW.)
>>4170254
Well, most of The Gerudo go looking for men. The only real men we revere are the ones born into The Gerudo every 100 years and those who prove themselves to be worthy of our respect. But apart from that. We don't really have that much of an interest in the male sex. We are an all female clan after all.
>>4170296
(A mixture of places. DA, Google Image Search. Didnt look at pixiv.
>>4170513
Drapes are curtains. You meant carpet.
>>4170534
Me said bite bite! Not suck suck! Stupid man-thing, I'll bite your breeder-tool! Now give me stone!
>>4170495
Yeah, yeah, just joking!
>The anon approached her, his hands in his pockets and a predatory glint in his eyes.
But lets say hypothetically, you run into a strong man who wanted to push you down and fuck you, would you be able to defend yourself right now?
>>4170552
Well, I think you should go out more often and enjoy life!
If you know what I'm saying...
>>4170233
...y-yes. All the ladies.
>gulp
>>4170552
I just happened to overhear. Nothing more, please excuse me.
>tries to cough in a masculine manner
>>4170457
Only one way to find out~
>He removes his hand from your pants, then pulls your head up to be level with his own, giving you a short, impassioned kiss
>Then, he gets to work undressing you, removing your shirt, then your pants and underwear
>Finally he unbuttons his own pants, taking out his thick, throbbing member and resting it against your much smaller shaft, an intense heat radiating from it
>>4170552
Alright, I'll make a thingy on imgur once I collect the images from pixiv and link it here for ya.
>>4170563
My mistake, friendly Mr. Rat. I wanted you to suck on my penis, not bite it off. No sucky sucky no stone, got it?
>>4170495
There are no drinks here. It's just me and you with a bunch of faceless people.
>PArsee simply continues to grope the female's breast.
>>4170608
If man-thing want suck suck why not get breeder? Me can find breeder for you, yes yes? If find you good breeder, I have stone?
>>4170495
Do you come in peace?
>>4170631
Pussy for Warp-Stone?
...
Deal!
>>4170552
(It was a pretty neat one yeah! Kind of a one-off from the ones in OOT or TP.)
>>4170631
Alright, rat, ya see what we have here is a failure to communicate. I want YOU to suck MY dick and then I'll give you some warpstone, got it? No breeder breeder, skaven sucky sucky for stone.
>>4170457
>He couldn't hold back against Yugo's rapid movements, the anon only able to respond with thrusting even harder into his little mouth, almost instantly reaching his peak as he slams against the back of the boy's throat just one last time.
>He pants heavily, beads of sweat dripping down his face as he finally blows his load down the eager boy's throat, his cock throbbing violently as the tip spurts rope after rope of thick, creamy cum into Yugo's stomach.
Well that certainly made for an interesting stroll around town
>>4170594
Ha ha yeah. All those nice princesses coming your way. Man I wish I could be as good with the ladies as you. Wanna give me some pointers?
>>4170647
>The ratman licks his chops, rubbing his paws together.
Good good, smart man-thing! What does man-thing like in breeders?
>>4170674
B-but man-things are supposed to like woman-things! Breeder-things! Me smell! Me all teeth!
>>4170693
What happened?
>>4170693
Interesting? Anything in particular?
Is fox-goddess still around?
>>4170715
I like them being female for starters.
They also should be humanoid in shape. Mostly.
>>4170716
>>4170719
I was just giving pokemon go a quick try is all. It's a fun little distraction but that's all. Convenient that there is a gym right across the street from me.
>>4170581
I suppose so... And I do know... but you seem like a rather pitiful excuse for someone to mate with.
>>4170594
>Walks up to the "male" and looks at him closely.
You seem rather... Lithe for a man. And don't sound like much of one either. Hrm...
>>4170669
(Yeah.)
>>4170607
(Wow, thanks anon. How kind of you.)
>>4170552
I see.. I'm sorry. I guess I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.
>He looks down, a little embarrassed at his display. Thoughts of being stolen away still linger in his mind, which deepens his blush
>>4170715
>goes back to fapping to furry rat porn on his veritable mountain of warpstone
You disappoint me, skaven. Begone!
>>4170513
Do the drapes match the... What? I don't really ge--
>Her not so swift realization becomes very much apparent as a sharp gasp escapes her lips
What the HELL kind of question is that? I don't see the point of you aquiring such... "knowledge".
>>4170566
Oh, thank goodness...
>Though still pretty uncomfortable from his inappropriate inquiry, she tries to brush it off, slapping her cheerful smile back on her face.
Um... I'm not sure how I wanna answer this..! Erm, well... If it's just hypothetical... Then no, er yes... Kinda. I don't have my gun, but I carry some flash grenades. These.
>Reaching down into her satchel, she retrieves a small, round frag like object.
>>4170616
Yeah, I noticed that. It's kinda weird how everyone else here doesn't have eyes... or face to begin wh-- A-Ah! ...I won't lie miss, I'm flattered that you have such... interest in my chest, but isn't this a bit TOO forward?
>Confused and uncomfortable, Kanon simply let's the woman have her way with her chest, quite unsure how to deal with this award situation.
>>4170636
Of course! I'd never hurt an innocent! ...On purpose!
>>4170744
Excuse me? What is that supposed to mean?
>He frowned and narrowed his eyes
Pitiful how?
>>4170740
Man-thing like women-thing? That's rare here yes yes? All you man-things hump other man-things, confusing! You're a man-thing of good taste then, yes-yes!
>The ratman says quickly, buttering him up.
Womanly woman-thing, yes yes. A fat woman-thing? To best fed all your pups?
>>4170769
Want stone! ... w-will do whatever for stone, man-thing! Won't bite breeder-tool!
>>4170772
Simple curiosity!
>He said with a coy grin as he placed his hands inside his the pockets of his pants
After all, knowledge is power!
>>4170743
Are you gonna pick Valor?
>>4170772
Well then.
Do you need a hand with anything around here, miss?
I'm Anon.
>He held out his hand, as if to welcome her.
>>4170786
Fat? N-No, no... I mean, something that looks reasonably healthy! I mean, not too far but not too thin!
...
Geez.
>>4170744
(Not really sure if you'd want to do much with him though, but I do find Nabooru pretty sexy)
>>4170772
>The anon peered at the flash grenade, inspecting it.
An interesting design to be sure, do you mind if I take a closer look at it?
>He asked, extending his hand as an inquisitive expression appeared on his face.
>>4170811
>>4170811
I was thinking Mystic. Articuno is best bird after all!
>>4170708
Well. I, ehm...
>rubs her neck sheepishly
Just be genuine. And try to better yourself for the young lady, if you can.
>...
I suppose reading and lifting weights doesn't hurt, either
>>4170744
>blustering cough
What are you talking about.
>her voice sinks to a clearly fake low octave
I'm just as much a strapping man as any other. What makes you say otherwise?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000699304.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UBnTLBW.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000699304")
>Life happened
>is back but has pizza
[Living the life]
>>4170823
Healthy breeder-thing? Fat is healthy! Yes yes! My mate weighs over 500 stones and takes up the size of two breeding chambers! Thick! Healthy breeder!
>The ratman goes on for a time about the importance of thickness and fat.
Any woman-thing here you most want to breed, man-thing? Most want to put your breeder tool and pump pump?
>>4170878
Pizza isn't candy
>>4170871
>Pointed stones dug into Articuno!
>>4170871
I would suggest leaving here immediately, Mystic scum. Loyalty and bravery
>>4170871
>mystic
Get the fuck out.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000299121.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OjKmdgu.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 000299121")
>>4170889
[So?]
[Something that isn't candy now and then is good!]
>>4170878
Sorry for disappearing on you, my empress/queen/chuuni candy salesperson!
>>4170878
What kind of pizza?
>>4170925
Who are you and what have you done with Hotaru?
>>4170878
Have you ever tried chocolate pizza?
>>4170595
>Yugo leans into the kiss as the man rips his clothes off fervently until he's left nude, pressing his smaller member against the anon's larger, burlier cock.
>He not so subtly grinds against it as he feels the heat coming off it.
H-Hurry up and put it in already, you big idiot..~!
>>4170678
>He could feel man nearing climax as he picked up the pace while fucking his throat. Finally he felt him bury his cock deep inside of the boy's throat. The young eliatrope could only roll his eyes up some as he started blowing his massive load into throat, forced to gulp it down one thick rope at a time.
>He wrapped his arms around the man's waist and held his head down on the base as the man's powerful orgasm began to wind down.
>>4170871
Literal niggers
>>4170871
>Uses Rock Slide
>>4170873
Hmm, that's good advice. But I usually have no idea what to say to them.
>Anon thinks for a moment, and then snaps his fingers
Hey, how about a little roleplay? You pretend that I'm a girl and try and seduce me.
>tfw no thicc tonight
>>4170878
Extra cheese for the calcium...right?
>>4170896
Design wise anon, design wise
>>4170913
>>4170920
Oh look, peasants
>>4168979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hiSN0omvjU
>>4170558
Good morning.
>>4170878
You best be eating a cookie pizza!
>>4170963
My favorite color is blue
So I joined blue
>>4170879
What? No! Not fat!
Goddamn, hold on a second!
>Anon looks for some lewd illustrations, eventually finding something relevant to show to the rat
Something that looks like this!
>
Find something similar and I'll give you warpstone! Then you can go back to backstab each other and invade the Empire or whatever.
>Takes you out for a nice dinner
>>4170952
I feel the same way every night about traps and lolis. Until they show up, I mean.
>>4170963
Oh look, somebody with no values.
>>4170977
>cums inside you for a nice litter
>>4170969
Morning?
>>4170974
I haven't joined anything yet but I really wish there was a Lugia purple team....
>>4170943
Valor is the nigger option though.
>>4170878
You're gonna get even fatter than a pregnant woman at this rate!
>>4170762
>She looked to the anon blushing. She was surprised to see someone into that sort of thing. She smiled slyly.
You shouldn't have. I should gut you right now for your rudeness.. However...
>She begins to mumble. But loud enough for anon to catch what she was saying.
I could lock him in the fortress... Prehaps he might know a few places that hold some treasure.
>>4170776
>She smirked.
You look rather weak and docile.
I bet you couldn't beat me in a fight.
>>4170831
(Sure. I could give it a go? Why not.)
>>4170873
>She narrows her eyes at this person and grabs her.
It wouldnt be wise to try and test me.. Just who are you.
>>4171001
>purple
>not silver
C'mon now
Cagliosto's emporium is open for business! Need a love potion? Sleeping drought? Want to just hug the cutest, smartest alchemist on the planet? Then stop on by!
>>4171008
>[I killed her and I'm wearing her skin!]
>PTSD's over losing Hotaru to guro
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000930527.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RUEaOAn.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000930527")
>>4171008
Pic.
>>4170975
Only two breasts? How will your pups drink? Small too! Man-thing is stupid! Stupid stupid stupid man-thing! Thick! Fat! Faaaaaaat!
>The Skaven starts stabbing the picture as if he's having some autistic fit, foam at the mouth before he focuses his beady eyes on the human.
Stupid man-thing! Fine! I see a woman-thing that looks like this skinny breeder. >>4170993 Would you like me to tie her up for your use, man-thing? Yes yes? Breed her lots?
>>4171028
I really like your galaxy shirt!
>>4171028
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES! IT'S A TRICK! A TRICK!
>>4171028
I need a potion for someone with behavioral problems. Got anything like that?
>>4171008
EXCELLENT
>steals a couple slices, passing them to Ainz-Sama with his magic
>>4171027
And Lugia has purple fins on it's back. Am I just not allowed a team Purple!?
>>4171015
I'm sure I could!
...
Probably.
If I wear a heavy armor suit and you are not allowed to attack me. Yeah, I'm sure.
>He sighed
Isn't it enough I consider you pleasant to the eye?
>>4171002
At least instinct and Valor aren't going around spray painting public places in the name of team mystic like literal niggers.
>>4170941
As you wish, cutes~
>He lifts you up, leaning in to kiss you, the head of his cock pressed up against your puckered hole
>He then lowers you onto him, the first few inches of his member penetrating you
>At the same time, he slips his tongue back into your mouth, twirling it around your own
Mmff..~
>>4171028
Can I have one of your spare bodies to convert into an onahole backpack like in that doujin?
>>4171008
(Nice pizza choice. Whatcha drinkin' with it?)
>>4170805
>With a scoff, she rolls her eyes before reluctantly hinting towards the answer he seeks.
Well, I said it's natural, right? So do the math. ... and don't even try to imply that I'd dye...there.
>>4170821
>Glancing at his outstretched hand with a smile, she exchanges greetings in the one tried and true way she knows. A firm handshake.
Um... Not sure yet. This place looks fun, but didn't really plan that far, ehehe...!
Oh, I'm Kanon Daiba. Just call me Kanon!
>>4170837
>Her smile formed into a goofy grin of pride as she showed off her equipment.
Give it a closer look? Sure! It's cool, isn't it? Standard equipment for god eaters like myself!
>Lost in her boasting, she doesn't seem the slightest bit alert or cautious while presenting her weaponry around a complete stranger.
>>4171061
Only if it's Shadow Lugia
>>4170947
>Sheik stares at him for a long moment, ears flicking nervously
...alright.
>she clears her throat, trying to conjure together the image of what she would find appealing
Good evening. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>she bows her head, taking the Anon's hand and giving it a kind squeeze
I couldn't help but notice you across the room. Could I ask your name?
>>4170963
(that's not true either, Zapdos is best)
>>4171015
>holding her ground, it's clear this """man""" is strong, but she still starts to panic
My name is Sheik. Why does this matter to you?
>>4171028
(Right on cue, you never let me down)
>Pokes his head into the now-familiar potion shop, looking for the tiny alchemist. Two weeks had passed since she accidentally drank one of her own love potions, so he was half-expecting to be killed any given day now. Still, he kept coming back to meet her.
Heya, Cagliostro. Busy today?
>>4171078
In that case why not show me?
>He smirked
I'll believe it when I see it~
>>4171061
>that filename
That would hurt like hell tho.
>>4170993
It's morning somewhere. I love you.
>>4171084
>Wanting XD Lugia
>>4171039
HEY! WATCH IT, YOU VERMIN PIECE OF SHIT.
>He groaned, dropping the picture
That's how I like them! Geez!
>>4171093
Afraid we're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one~
>>4171104
Seras is the only ava i bothered to name pics for
>>4171111
quads confirmed truest love in thread
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000242308.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6mdURXR.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000242308")
>>4171073
[Coke!]
>>4171061
[HEY!]
>>4171034
[Well crap.]
[Anyway, bbl anons~ I don't want to spend too many pics while blogposting]
>>4171028
(Oh, oh! Would you be okay with picking up where we left off if you're not busy? I have the posts saved I believe, but I just don't want to intrude if you're booked!)
>>4171093
>Shiek's little display had a greater effect on the Anon than he first thought it would. He found himself blushing and staring into Shiek's eyes.
M-my name is Anon. What's yours?
>>4171130
That's because Seras is the best!
>>4171078
>Holding the flash in his hands, he rolls it around slightly, getting a feel for it's weight.
Seems very sturdy in it's construction, how exactly does it function? Just a standard magnesium or aluminum mix, or do you use something special?
>>4171015
Ayo fampai http://imgur.com/a/Ol797
Not sure how desperate you were for images but I grabbed everything on there. You might want to crop a few of the pictures, or not it's whatevs. Cya later homeslice
>>4171111
I love you too!
>>4171039
W-What?
>>4171015
>He tries to keep his face as calm and straight as possible. Inside his heart is thumping in his chest in panic
Ahaha.. Ehe.. I really should be going though.. Thanks for clearing up that awful misconception
>He backs off, conspicuously eyeing any movements
>>4171078
You're cute. We'll find our way through here, Kanon.
So, what do you do?
It looks like you have a cannon of some sorts.
>As he is in a tense handshake with Kanon, he looks over to examine her foreign weapon.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000902532.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nURTHN1.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000902532")
>>4170926
[AAAA. I'm dumb]
[It's OK, you're forgiven <3
[Now I'm gone bbl]
>>4171042
Aww, really? It's my favorite after all! I don't wear it on many occasions since I prefer my alchemist robes or school outfit. But thanks nonetheless!
>She hugs the man tightly.
>>4171052
I won't have naysayers driving away business! Out! Out!!
>>4171058
Behavioral problems? Like what, can't sleep at night? Can't keep quiet? I have anything you want but I need specifics!
>>4171071
Uh...that's going to cost quite a lot of money. How much do you have on you?
>>4171095
>Scratching her head at the noise, she darted to the front of the store.
Welcome! How are...oh, sweetie! Welcome back!
>>4171152
(Sure, I don't mind)
>>4171180
Man-thing >>4171116 wants skinny thing to be his breeder-thing! Spread legs, useless woman-thing! Yes yes! Want warpstone, have to get you bred, take breeder-tool! Will eat your ENTIRE FACE AND YOUR HEART IF YOU DON'T so be good woman-thing, take breeder-tool!
>>4171015
(We could if you aren't busy already! I'm sure there could be something done with replacing those sassy unwilling Gerudo with something else)
>>4171158
Yes she is!
>>4171209
Sorry, i mean the unruly kind. I've got a kid who just wont do what he is told and its driving me nuts. Believe me i've tried every kind of discipline in the book short of just beating the kid to death but nothing is working.
>>4171180
I am going to kiss your face.
>>4171209
Will $50 Million cover the replacement for the new body?
>>4171157
Sheik. Might I say that you look lovely tonight?
>she gently presses her lips to his hand, barely the weight of a butterfly flapping its wings, and lets go
It's not difficult, see. You just need to be confident, and act a bit more gentlemanly than you normally would. Ladies aren't that difficult to court.
>>4171209
>He returns her hug, patting the small alchemist on the head with a light chuckle.
Heh, no problem. But hey, I was actually wondering if you could help me with a problem, I hear you're really good with this alchemy stuff.
>>4171218
I. Love. Seras-chan!
>>4171265
I'm waiting~
>>4171209
>Sprays with water bottles before skipping away
>>4171218
>Protect the smile
>TFW I can only remember the RP session with the femdom and foot fetish.
… I would still do it.
That session was still hot as fuck tho.
>>4171209
>He greets the affectionate potion-brewer as she runs out towards him with a smile. Seems the love potion was still in effect. Probably. As far as he could tell.
Haha, hi there. How are you doing today? Feel good? No, uh, weird feeling like a potion's effect wearing off?
>>4171295
>The Kenny smooches the Kurisu!
>Right on the lips and everything.
>>4171064
Not really.
>She laughed and punched anon on the shoulder.
Come on. Show some backbone. That's the trouble with men like you. You just give up too easily.
>>4171093
Shiek, huh. I'm Nabooru. Leader of The Gerudo.
>She drops Shiek, still eyeing "him".
Why were you eavesdropping? Are you a spy or something?
>>4171168
(Thanks mate. Ill get on that.)
>>4171214
(Lol, prehaps there could.)
>>4171182
>She smiled and ran toward him at speed before grabbing his wrist, piroetting under it and grabbing his other wrist, holding both arms behind his back.
You're not going anywhere. You might be of some use to me.
>>4171326
Hmph!
>The male closed a single eye, rubbing his shoulder before gathering some of his courage, reaching for the front of her tip and then pulling it down
There! Backbone!
Kenny and Kurisu are boring as balls.
Alright I give, I'ma go for reals now, see you all tonight.
>>4171372
I'll be waiting.
>>4171292
And she loves Yu too!
>>4171302
hehe~ Sorry about that anon. I see Seras as more of a dominant type after she took her first swig of vintage Pip.
I'm glad you had fun though!
>>4171326
Of course I am not a spy. I was merely in the room while you were talking.
>her knees wobble a bit
Are you insinuating that you have something to hide?
>>4171372
fuck u im playing ratchjet and clank
>>4171316
>Kissu.
>>4171372
Anon from earlier. See you later~!
>>4171257
Hmm...how about a hypnotic draught? Make him drink it and he'll follow your commands for an hour. You can make instill him certain words to make him clean his room that, even after it wears off, he'll follow it the second he hears those words. Sound good?
>>4171269
Can I shove the $50 dollars down a dragon's throat until he suffocates in order to harvest another core that gives the body life? Fine, I guess I can part with one for that amount. Wait here.
>Cagliostro disappears and struggles to bring up one of her clones from the basement. Being exactly her size, it takes her great difficulty until she resolves to just drag it in by the shoulders. Huffing and puffing, she delivers him the promised clone, dead eyed and unresponsive.
Hah..ah...there. Pay up.
>>4171285
Only the best in the world! What do you need help with?
>She bounces a step backwards and looks up to him with a finger pressed against her mouth curiously.
>>4171297
>Tosses a fire bomb at her.
>>4171313
Huh? Potion?
>Cagliostro tries to think back at to what he meant. The only potion she could think of was the sensitivity one she had tested on him to a rousing success.
Hm...do you mean that you feel normal again? You should! That one should've worn off about an hour after. No worries!
>>4171205
>He squirms around in her grip, before recognising it's futile. He turns his head to get a look at her face, giving her breasts a quick glance first
Some use? Like what? I don't know anything..
>>4171411
I want to hunt vampires with Seras-chan! She's cute and tough and adorable!
>>4171411
Oho! Clever, clever~!
>>4171283
Uh....um...yeah
>Anin wasn't sure what was going on. Sheik just seemed so...weirdly attractive. He wasn't into guys but...maybe Shiek was different
O-okay now I'll try.
>Anon takes a deep breath and looks Shiek square in the eyes.
G-good evening. It's nice to meet you. I w-was wondering if you'd like to talk?
>>4171411
Seras are you going to be on later?
>>4171411
Yeah, she would definitely be a dom. Or at least in the bed.
>>4171430
>The anon smiles a bit at her bubbly personality.
I'm sure you are, I've heard lots about you!
Now then, about my problem...
>The anon scratches the back of his head, a bit embarrassed.
Well, you see, I'm dating this girl, and it's great and all, but we've been going out for six months now and we still haven't... you know. Done it.
She's a bit of a prude, so I was wondering if you had anything to lower her inhibitions? Make her horny or something? A perfume would be great if you had anything like that, our anniversary is coming up.
>>4171209
(I thought I saved more, so I hope this is enough for us to continue off of. I'll post my reply as a reply to this post to make things easier)
Hm...sleeping problems? I can give you a potion to induce sleep, it's not that expensive. It's more of a supplement to ease you into sleeping without it, but it'll knock you out the first few weeks.
>She points to a row of blue phials next to him stacked up to the wall in a wooden shelf, one of the most popular items in the store.. They occupied the second to the bottom shelf and were lined up all the way to the back.
But tell me about these other problems. I'll see what I can do.
>>4171210
Well, this is going to end badly!
>He rubs the bridge of his nose
Look, have this!
>He hands the giant rat a bag with some grounded warpstone.
There will be more IF you manage to find what I want!
>>4171430
>He nodded along with her as she could only recall the last potion they had played with. In the end, he had no way to confirm the effects of that love potion, but dismissed it again, more than happy to continue the lovey-dovey relationship with the golden-haired alchemist.
Ahh, yeah, haha, that one. That one wore off a little while after we, uh, finished. Everything feels normal again.
>He looked around the empty shop again.
Testing anything today? Anything I can help with?
>>4171098
UGH! Fine! I'm only doing this once, just so you shut up, so pay attention!
>With an irritated grunt, she turns away, back facing the man as she fumbles with her clothing. Taking one hand, she lifts up the front of dress, while her other hand grips the waistband of her lagging and panties simultaneously. With blood red cheeks she turns back towards him, pulling down her garments just low enough down her pelvis go see the vibrant, almost unnaturally colored bush the rested under her navel. But the exposure only lasted what seemed like not even a full second.
Happy? Now shut up.
>>4171161
Wellfor the most part, it's pretty traditional, since Aragami are completely immune to man made weaponry, these are manufactured with Oracle cells added in. Don't ask for a specifics, I leave that to the doc. I just toss it and let it work it's magic.
>The technical details weren't her strong suit, so she just explained what she knew, as her cocky tone seemed to diminish.
>>4171192
Cute...? OH stoooop...! ..Hmm? Oh! I'm a god eater! I hunt and exterminate the Aragami menace with my comrades!
>Catching how her weapon attractive Ted his gaze, she drew her firearm, assuming her traditional combat stance as an example.
Yup! Is technically called a blaster, but same thing! I play a supportive role as a medic! Providing cover fire and restorative bullets! ...And the occasional friendly fire..!
>>4171430
Ah thank you!
>He somehow brings forth $50 million dollars from his backpack as he places it on the counter. The man then slung the body over his shoulder with much more ease.
>>4171522
Hm... interesting, you mentioned that Aragami are immune to all but these types of weapons, is the inverse true? Like, for example, would one of these grenades work on your or me, or are they specifically for Aragami?
>>4171326
(Maybe involving increasingly sexy fighting to determine who's the best to wear the bulky armor)
>>4171522
Ah, now we're talking!
>Anon seemed satisfied just as his curiosity was! A faint redness appeared on his cheeks as well.
It was cute.
>>4171430
That sounds perfect actually!
>He starts to pull out his leather wallet, but then has second thoughts. Namely will this even work.
Almost too perfect. Even after it wears off huh? How do i know this will work?
>>4171485
Mm, well, you see, aside from the sleeping problems I just have a lack of energy as a whole, lack of motivation, and some minor pains here and there with no explanation. Well, all of that and I suppose an intense feeling of loneliness? But that much can't be helped given how little days off I get down at the docks...
With that said, I don't think being knocked out for weeks on end would do much for me, I still need to work and all! Do you have anything less, potent? Or even just some energy potions?
>The male grew quite flustered and desperate for help as the conversation went on, taking several glances towards the blue phials Cagliostro pointed out.
Y'all gon make me lose my mind
>>4171591
UP IN HEA
UP IN HEA
>>4171591
Up in here?
>>4171445
Oh really? I'm a vampire to though! Shouldn't i be concerned about you driving your big hard stake into me!?
>>4171447
Not just a pretty face!
>>4171455
I'm on now If you want to start something. The later it gets the less I'll want to play with work tomorrow.
>>4171467
With what she saw as a kid I don't think there was any doubt she would grow up to be a freak in the sheets eventually
>>4171522
As a medic, you have lots of contact with others I assume. You must be quite brave to be able to wield that and assist humanity.
>>4171605
>TFW I want to RP
>But I have to sleep in like an hour
Is it worth it to stay up really freaking late?
>>4171605
Currently busy though.
>>4171666
Not if you have diabolical stuff to do the next morning, Satan.
Post cards!
And by that I don't mean, like, mail correspondence. That would be silly.
>>4171666
Don't be like me, just go to sleep.
>>4171666
Satan wants you to sin anon
>So do I~
>>4171690
I'm sorry Parsee. Maybe next weekend then. I'll make sure to play some Seras for you!
>>4171354
>She just stares at anon wih the blankest expression on her face.
Really? That was the beat you could come up with? God, you are pathetic...
>She returned the Act with on of her own. Her hands gripped the front of his bottoms and boxers before she pulled them down and smirked.
Now what, smartass.
>>4171415
Prehaps you do? Why would you need to go around with that scarf-thing and turban.
>>4171559
(Ooo.. that sounds fun. And it also sounds like it could get very kinky.~)
>>4171708
... Eh, nothing is probably going to happen tomorrow. So I'll be fine.
>>4171708
>mfw we seem to roll the devil trips a lot in these threads
>>4171484
Ooh! Sounds like a love problem to me! Don't worry, Cupid Cagliostro is here to help you out! Let me dig into my aphrodisiac supply, shall we? Hmm...
>She pulls him off to the northern corner of her store where a giant heart dangles from the top shelf. Shuffling through a bunch of glass bottles, she produces a pink, fruity looking glass and tosses it into his hands.
This hear is meant to be ingested, but if you'd like I can modify it for a perfume. It's more romantic that way! I have a plethora of adorable looking bottles for you to give her as well. It'll make the best anniversary!
>Upon the bottle it reads 'Warning: do not use more than one cap's worth of product in 24 hours.'
>>4171485
(Ah, I see! Please, give me a response and I'll see where we can go)
>>4171518
Hmm? Oh, I have the perfect one for you! Here, try this one out honey!
>She produces a purple, bubbling vial looking fresh off the cauldron. While hugging his leg like an attached puppy, she hands over the vial with a grand smile.
>>4171529
Thank you! Come again!
>She chuckles and counts the bills one at a time before stashing the case into a safe under her counter.
>>4171577
>Cagliostro gasps
Are you doubting the power of the potent producer of potions herself? Do you not trust this darling face?
>She looks up to him, fluttering her eyes.
>>4171589
Oh, don't worry about that. Every potion you see in there has multiple levels of strength. The most common selling-uh, those up there in the front-they're one night only. Only 50 rupies a bottle! I do have some muscle relaxer as well as some pick-me-ups on the other side of the store.
>She glances back up to him with a large smile. The friendly little purveyor might be trying to get him to buy, but the look in her eyes is one of genuine concern.
Although it sounds like what you need is a good hug to cure that loneliness!
>>4171605
I want Seras to dom me desu.
>>4171605
>Gasp
You're a vampire too? Back demon!
>He takes out a canteen with a bit of masking tape over it which has lazily scribbled 'holy water' on top and flicks it at her in small sprays. No holy property was found.
>>4171728
Yeah I guess sining is better than sleeping.
Anything you had in mind~?
>>4171728
>looks into the coffin
You enjoying yourself there Seras?
>>4171738
>Clumsily catching the pink bottle, the anon examines it and gives her a reaffirming nod.
Yeah, I'm sure this will work just fine. Thanks for all your help.
>He places the bottle back on the counter, taking a closer look at the writing on the side.
What's this warning about though?
>>4171735
>Pets
>>4171730
....!
>He was expecting a slap. Or a punch.
>Maybe being kicked in the gut. Or stabbed.
>But absolutely nothing like that!
A-Ahh!
>The sight of her bare breasts excited him and made his member stiff!
I-I don't know! I'm open to suggestions!
>>4171546
Nah, oracle cells still can affect us. Dunno how it works, but I'm sure my comrades would complain a lot less if they where ammune to my bullets. But oh, well! Thery're tough, they can take it...! ...So yes, to answer your question, we'd still get blinded if it were to go off. Man, that would suck..!
>>4171576
Ugh, you're gross. ...And don't you go around telling all your friends now.
...I'd so just die of embarrassment...
>She whispers that last comment under her breath, insuring that he doesn't learn just how humiliating that split second act was for her.
>>4171637
Brave...? Yeah, I try to be, anyway... It's just that when you've got a mutant, gross ass monster charging straight at you, it takes a lot to fight the urge to just freeze up in fear. ...Thankfully I've got my friends, which is why I choose the class of a medic, to make sure they stay safe... But despite my best intentions, I sweat I hurt them more then heal them.
>>4171450
>her normal voice slips out, which is maybe even a bit too girly
Of course I would! what about, Anon?
>>4171730
...
>she clutches her scarf tighter
It is very cold out, and my skin is sensitive. You sh-shouldn't inquire about someone's garb like that...
>>4171738
>He accepted the purple concoction and held it up in the air, looking at the bubbling liquid through the clear glass. swirling it around inside a bit. If he thought about this situation logically, he probably would ask what effects the potion had and judge whether it was something he should subject himself to. But one look at the cute face attached to his leg was all he needed to bring the vial to his lips and throw the elixir back.
...all right. So, what was that one?
>>4171809
Weeeeell, you'll just have to convince me from not doing that, darling!
>He said with a shrug and coy grin
I mean, I got nothing to lose~
>>4171730
(Depends how kinky you were thinking, but I could go for it!)
>>4171809
You at least attempt to help. The thought counts, right? You seem a little sad too much.
>>4171809
>The anon tossed the grenade up and down in his hand a bit, eyeing it and the hunter's breasts.
Hm... interesting!
>As he said this, he pulled the pin on the grenade and dropped it at her feet, quickly ducking behind a corner to shield himself from the blast.
>>4171746
>Several knocks could be heard on the glass window of your apartment unfortunately, it was so dark that it was impossible to tell who or what it was
Gwen! Let me in! I'm a fairy!
>>4171766
>Seras blocked the few droplets of water with her shadowy tendril-like arm before knocking the canteen briskly from your hand as she slowly advanced towards you, her combat boots making loud thumps on the ground as her long pale legs carried her towards you
Now what was that for!? What happened to all that about being cute and tough and such!?
>>4171782
(Tell me a little about what you want to do. I'm more concerned with you enjoying yourself!)
>>4171792
>The draculina crosses her arms and puffs out her cheeks as she stands before her benefactor
Well if you hadn't told Walter to take away my bed all those years ago I wouldn't have to find my own way of making this damn coffin more comfortable Sir. Integra...
>>4171817
[Heya Sheik, I do believe we had a RP going on but we didn't finish it]
[Would you like to resume it or feeling too busy at the moment?]
>>4171738
>The little alchemists' sudden shift from business to empathy had caught him off guard, his face flushing a slight tint of red at her comment. He'd quickly shrug it off as a suggestion, not an offer, and attempt to change the conversation.
Um... well all of that sounds good! I'll take one of each for a test run!
>He'd mumble out with gradually increasing volume towards the end of his sentence, grabbing a phial and quickly starting to the other side of the store, looking for the girl's suggestions.
Ah, hey, which of these are the elixer? Even half of one would do me some good at the moment...
>He continued to mumble out, fishing at his belt to pull off a small pouch, the distinct sound of coins clattering against one another made apparent with his nervous behavior, the earlier comment still flustering him visibly.
>>4171938
That was before I knew you were a vampire!
>When she arrives, his metallic glove produces a finger shoved into her forehead. It's not painful, but meant to stop her advance.
You didn't need to lie, I still think your cute even if you're a blood sucker!
>>4171938
Like it or not, A vampire must sleep like one, but if you are really that jealous~
>she climbs on top.
I can sleep in them as well.
>>4171938
I’ll be honest, I’m up for anything. Sub, dom, hypnosis, Bloodplay(?), whatever. Really anything as long as it’s not something like gore or whatever. But Seras dom was fun. Want to do that?
>>4171436
(Its ok anon. <3)
We shall see.~
>She ties his wrists up with rope and lifts him over shoulder.
Oh, I think you and I are going to have a lot of fun.~
>>4171804
>She giggled.
God. No self control either...
>She pushed him to the floor and placed a foot on his member and pushed her foot into it.
You're just asking to be hurt, aren't you?
>>4171817
>She wasn't buying it one bit. With one swift movement, She pulled the turban off and the scarf down to reveal her face.
>>4171872
(Quite. So, lets do it. You dont mind starting right?)
>>4172071
Ahh!
>The male found himself against the ground, blushing even more! Just as he was about to stand up, he found her foot pressed against his member, causing it to twitch eagerly.
W-What? No! Not at all!
>>4171938
>Gwen wasn't expecting any company today, and fairies knocking at her window was kinda strange, but life hasn't been normal since getting her powers. She equips her web shooters and cautiously approaches her window, slowly opening the glass.
Hello?
Everyone's favorite otherkin is back in the Discord
>>4172131
Don't tell me... Canis?
>>4172131
Who?
>>4172131
2 seconds in and I already hate the guy.
>>4172149
Link it for teh keks
>>4171799
Oh! Just be sure to give it in small doses. See the cap there? Measure it out in there and pour it in her drink. But~, one spray of the perfume should suffice as well. Here, let me show you!
>She pulled out a similar looking perfume container from the back and held it out in front of him with the palm of her hand.
It's easy, all you do is point it at your neck and squeeze this black knob here.
>To demonstrate, she does exactly as instructed and applies it to her neck just as his girlfriend would. Suddenly her eyes shoot open in fear.
...I shouldn't have sprayed it on myself.
>>4171834
>Stepping backwards and hopping atop her counter to look down over him, she retains her loving look and spins on her heel letting the dress float as she rotates around. Finally she places a hand on her hip and points directly down to his chest.
Oh, is it all down? Wonderful! You see, that was my patent pending mind control potion. It works best on assholes who force little girls to drink a love potion then when they ask for the antidote, brush it away so they fall to their every whim. Does that REMIND you of someone?
>Her genuine smile turns into a malicious grin as her sentence continued. Her finger continued to shake at him, angered beyond all doubt.
It's meant to make you follow my every word, regardless of what I say! So if I told you to jump off the roof of this building, you would have no choice! Ahahaha! Isn't that grand? But don't worry about that, it's about to kick in right now.
>She snaps her fingers at him.
>>4171991
Here you go!
>She hands up a glass tincture filled with a blue, creamy looking liquid. Not letting up on her early statement, she wrapped her arms around his leg and brought her tiny form against him into a warm embrace.
Hugs are free around here though you know. All you had to do was ask!
>Her cheeks nuzzle into his waist, slowly but confident that this would fill some kind of void in his life. All men needed company once in a while and even if it was from a stranger, she was sure it would make him happy.
>>4172071
No! Wait!
>He thrashes around weakly, but it's far too late to escape now. He starts to settle down when she starts to walk unabated
F-fun?
>>4172131
It's okay, we just need to wait a little while for him to slip and then we'll attack.
>>4171951
(I'd love to)
>>4172071
>out came Sheiks' effeminate face, complete with blushing cheeks and twitching elf ears
...g-give that back.
>her secret exposed, she can hardly even conjure up a threatening tone
>>4172190
Conspiracy!
>>4172165
>The anons eyes go wide as he sees her apply the perfume, realizing the implications.
H-hey uh, Cagliostro?
>The anon gulped.
How uh, strong is that stuff you just sprayed on yourself?
>>4172199
[Awesome~!]
[I do believe the last part was when anon opened the door of the bathroom where Sheik was about to take a shower and...]
Oh, I'm totally sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt...
>He said that lie with a blush on his face, offering the undressing female formerly dressed as a male some towels
You look beautiful.
>>4171738
>Her eyes actually do soothe his doubts somewhat, mostly due to her charm. Well its not like he has many other options.
Oh alright. How much is it?
It's funny because that's exactly what canis does half the time.
>>4171999
I didn't lie about anything! You never asked!
>Seras flailed her arms as the finger pushed against her forehead, not in any real attempt to hit you, just as a show of intense irritability. Still, the second one of her swings did connect it had the unfortunate circumstance of lifting you into the air and sending you sprawling on your backside.
Ah! I'm sorry!
>>4172023
A coffin built for two?
>Her gloves already off Seras reached up and touched her Master's face, caressing her smooth cheek as she took in her noble features with a lidded gaze.
That would make me feel a little better about the situation,,,
>>4172067
>Grabbing the man by the collar of his shirt and dragging him behind her, Seras snaked her way through the twisting corridor of the Hellsing mansion. Eventually, she found what she was looking for, an unused master bedroom. Throwing the man onto the bed she looked at him with a fiery glance.
I'm going to freshen up in the bathroom and when i come back you're going to be undressed... understood?
>>4172129
>A few seconds of silence is all that greets her...until a great shadowy mass shaped like a hand springs quickly through the gap in the window, pushing her back up against the wall of her apartment over her bed.
Gwen! You seriously thought a fairy was at your window!?
>Seras cheekily poked her head in through the window with a bright smile and flushed cheeks
>>4172129
More porn.
>>4172165
>He immediately sensed a change in her tone of voice as she began her explanation. His eyes grew wide as he realized what he had just done. He could feel a sort of haze overtake his body, and slowly, the words that came out of the alchemist's mouth had some sort of feel to them, as if her speech could have weight to it. In the seconds before the potion kciked into full effect, he tried to defend himself.
I didn't force...you dropped it...accident...
>His fearful look soon mellowed out to one of pure indifference. Scared, confused voices rang out in his head, but seemed to be too far away for him to make out what they were saying. The sound of the alchemist's fingers snapping drew his attention as he awaited his orders.
>>4172286
Ahh!
>Smacked about by the ridiculous strength hidden within her unnatural being, he flies off a few feet and crash landed, nearly knocking the wind out of him. He dramatically reaches up towards the sky as thought he breath of life was being crushed out of him.
O-Ow...I'm dead...if only I could get the kiss of a fair maiden I could live once again...woe is me!
>>4171847
Oh, come ON! Are seriously going to just run around telling people about such a private subject? That's pretty damn juvenile.
>Obviously irritated, she stands before him with her arms crossed, hoping that this intimidating body language will hide rampant fear she has welling up inside her.
>>4171922
I-I wouldn't say I'm sad... I just need to do better, for everyone's sake! ...I mean, Tatsumi seems to believe in me, but I feel like I should be better then this. I've been a god eater for over a year, now..!
>>4171932
...Oh, fu- Aaahhh!
>Despite watching him make such a hostile action right before her, she could only watch the grenade fall down towards the ground, completely uninterrupted in its trip. Time almost seemed like it slowed down as she witnessed the flash bang submit to gravity. The grenade staying true to its purpose, with a swift blast accompanied with a deafening ring, Kanon was left completely defenseless as to of her senses where rendered completely useless.
oh hi i herd ther wus secks barty?
>>4172364
benis in teh bagina :DDDDDDD
>>4172358
Well, I'm sure you can convince me one way or another from not doing such a thing, darling~
>He leans forward, his face inches away from hers.
>>4172286
I… Wha--
>He couldn’t even finish before she left the room, leaving him standing there. After a moment of thinking about it, he started to undress. Naked, he sat on the end of the bed, wondering if this was such a good idea.
>>4172358
I wish there was some way I could help you improve.
>He stood there, watching as the girl showed her insecurities.
>>4172219
...well, it's pretty strong.
>She takes her robe and puffs it upwards, fluttering the giant red shawl around her shoulders. Was it getting hot in here? She bust out into a sweat and her skin reddened. One step forward and she stumbled back two, nearly crashing into the wooden cabinet.
Ahh...you...I...you smell...really good right now...
>>4172303
Good! Now then, 'dear', get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness! Ahahah!
>Her maniacal laughter filled the room as she continued her theatrics. She walked from one end of the wooden counter to the other, lifting her hands up like a preacher. When she notices him following her command, she hops down to dangle off of the side, kicking her legs back and forth.
Now then, serve me! Massage my feet! When you're finished, lick them! On the double!
>>4172358
>Clamping his hands over his ears, the anon manages to avoid most of the hearing loss. Rounding the corner again, he finds the girl completely disabled. He quickly runs over and pins her to the ground, groping her tits as he does so.
Real quality gear you god-eaters have!
>>4172071
(I can give it a shot, sure.)
>Unsure of how he was expected to survive the extreme desert heat in the bulky plate armor, the canid knight ran red eyes over the gathered Gerudo, after being presented as one of the new replacements for their services in overthrowing Hyrule.
>Obviously some were upset at this, but the Darknut remained disciplined, slowly stewing as the King of Evil departed after his proclamation of him being the first of many new more qualified soldiers.
>But his eyes did focus on one of the white-garbed women, seeming more displeased than most.
>>4172286
>Momentairly stunned by the sudden entrance, she just blinks at the vampire. After gathering her thoughts she quickly grabs her sweatpants, as she was not expecting to have anybody else over. She takes off her shooters and puts them in her drawer.
Of course not! What the heck are you doing here anyway? i thought you were some kind of burglar.
>>4172287
You people are insatiable.
>>4172234
>thoroughly embarrassed, she turns her head away
...if you could drop the towels now...
>she covers her front, almost shamefully, and waits for him to leave the room
>tfw no big futa dick to pound my throat and treat me like an onahole
>>4172486
find ryuko
>>4172428
Whoa there! You okay?
>He caught her in his arms, holding her before she did any more damage to the shop or herself. He looked around at the assorted potions and preparations, hoping to find anything that looked like an antidote. While he did so, he momentarily took his attention away from the alchemist pressed against his chest.
>>4172480
Can I stay instead? I mean...
>He placed the towels on a nearby surface.
I'm liking what I'm seeing!
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000377082.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ktolBt.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 000377082")
>>4172529
AWWW YES.
I'M AWAITED IN VALHALLA.
>>4172561
My resolution is much higher than that you shitty copycat
>>4172286
Wanting to get in bed with your own master. Truly you are Alucard's childer.
>she playfully smirks, looking into her eyes through the glasses dead on. The world would be a much darker place if Integra had been a Ventrue.
>She keeps her gloves on, running a hand along Seras' neck bite, back and forth.
>More discord posting like anybody should give two fucks about people who are there.
These people are irrelevant to us
>>4172526
Unbanned from Virras already? Wew
>>4172602
When more than half of this thread community is made up of discord users, it becomes pretty relevant.
>>4172602
There's like maybe 5 people in there that are any good at roleplaying.
>>4172428
>Showing no hesitation, he immediately fell to his knees, and whimpered back up to her.
I'm sorry that you drank a love potion! I brought it up because I wanted to see a cute, lovey-dovey Castiglio, but I had no idea it would go that far! I was really happy when you accidentally drank it, and I'm sorry I didn't do anything to help!
>He finished as the girl dropped to the side of the counter and dangled her feet in front of him. As she barked her second order, he again took to fulfill it in an instant. He gently removed both of her shoes and exposed her bare feet to the air. Carefully and gently, he massaged each one in turn. With a practiced hand he tended to every part of her foot: gently rotating her ankle, squeezing her toes and caressing in between each one, and firmly pressing his thumbs against the muscles and pressure points on the underside of her foot. After finishing both feet, he brought his face to the sole of her right foot, his breath suddenly heavy with excitement. He planted his lips against the soft skin, and began licking up towards her toes, before sucking on each one in turn.
>>4172602
>yet there is still discussion on the members
Believe it or not, everybody here is in the Discord, but lurk it "ironically" for the drama :^)
>>4172178
Thank you! If you don't mind, I really need this right now.
>He traded coin for glass, not even bothering to count out the pile of rupies he handed over to the alchemist. With a swift swig, he'd down the mixture in one motion, shivering at the bitter taste but quickly jolting upright. However, his freezing wouldn't be due to the potion, but instead from the sudden hug against his lower body.
Cagliostro?
>He questioned the sudden embrace, but would quickly grow accepting of it. His eyes narrowed and a gentle smile crossed his face before a hand would rub the top of that head quite affectionately.
Thanks... but, um... say, this potion of yours worked really fast and all, but are there any side-effects I should have asked about beforehand? I'm feeling a little off, to say the least, and I don't think the hug is causing it...
>>4172104
>Her foot pushes harder onto his dick.
Men like you annoy me. Come on! Stand up to me! Fight back! Why are you letting me walk all over you!
>>4172183
Oh yes. We're going to have lots of fun.
>She was just grinning from ear to ear. She wasn't sure why but she was completely into this.
>>4172199
A Hylian?! Now I understand...
>She walked closer to Shiek and places a hand on her body, she drew a knife with the other. An evil smile was painted across her face.
I wonder why a Hylian would be hiding there identity?
>Her hand glided up to Shiek's chest and grabbed her before the knife came along and cutting her clothig from the top of her chest downwards to her stomach.
>>4172463
>She couldn't believed what she had heard. Her King was letting these... creatures remain with The Gerudo while he went and conquered Hyrule. She didn't agree with The Gerudo King's Ideals and now she just downright hated him at this point. She couldn't understand why he plaved them here. The Gerudo were prefevtly capable of fending for themselves.
*grumble* How could he have done this. We are a proud race of women that have operated the same way for years. And now we're being lumped with these.... things.
>She just sighs. Not much she can do now. She might as well follow orders.
>>4172620
It's a shame that the discord server is so shitty, it would be a good place to get a bit more organized.
That's not gonna happen with the current admins though
>>4172636
>Everybody
wew lad
>>4172663
I completely agree, lore.
>>4172486
Yo
>>4172608
False flag
>>4172505
...watching a woman in the shower. Goddesses above.
>she steps into the shower, trying to keep sensitive parts just out of his sight until the steam hides her
This is your house. I suppose I cannot make you leave.
>>4172663
It's useful for one-on-ones or if you need to kill some braincells in the general chat.
>>4172646
...
>The male placed a seemingly meek pair on hands on her foot, his member still twitching from it.
Are you sure of that?
>Without warning, the seemingly innocent grip on her foot turned into a firm one, pulling it towards him while his legs attempted to sweep Nabooru's other foot from the floor!
Tch!
>>4172656
tell LD no one cares about his dead server
>>4172627
A-am I one of them
>Screenshot anon
>Not even using light theme
Do you want to be my heir or not faggot? the whole point is making autistic rage with the shitty theme and pointless screenshots
>>4172663
Hey Lore.
>>4172677
That's clearly Burchard.
>>4172687
Well, this is my shower, remember?
I'm helping you hide from the bad guys who want your... Whatever the hell they want!
>He shook his head, arms crossed.
Would it be too much if I were to join you?
>>4172627
I'm trying to improve.
>>4172714
>implying you've ever been relevant to anything beyond being synonymous with faggots
>>4172353
>Frantically hopping from foot to foot Seras looks down at the man she believes to be critically injured. Getting down on her knees beside your head she looks down at you, panic written across her features.
Oh no oh no oh no ohnoohnoohno Sir. Integra is going to kill me!
>Hearing his last request she bit her lip
I'm so so so sorry.... damn it-
>Quickly leaning forward she planted a harsh, panic fuelled kiss onto the man's lips as he lay there, gently stroking his hair as their lips mingled for a few moments
I-If a woman with glasses and blond hair shows up you didn't see me...right?
>>4172404
>Seras returned, nearly knocking the door off it's hinges as she did, determination filling her eyes as she looked you up and down, her own body clad in a see through night gown, giving just enough of a view to see the soft legs and firm muscles of her abdomen. Walking over towards you she placed both hands on your shoulders straddling your chest as she looked down at you.
Here's what's going to go down. You're going to lay there and do what I say. The first order of business... I want to see what that tongue can do, and I don't mean talking...
>she carefully crawled up the bed while your legs dangled over the edge, positioning her crotch over your face, a pair of lace black panties clinging onto her vulva as her thighs rested on either side of your face, a handful of your hair in her hand pulled your nose against the outline of her slit
Get to work...
(word limit)
>>4172681
Who is that supposed to be.
>>4172385
>Still visibly disgusted, she back off as the man nonchalantly does away with personal space.
I'm sure as hell gonna have to. If I don't, you'll make an idiot of the both of us..! Now what the hell do you want from me?
>>4172426
Well, my Sargeant just has me run exercises the help steady my aim, but I don't really feel any improvement at all... It's like I'm fated to hurt my friends or some junk... I just want to help people.
>>4172437
Oof!
>Still oblivious to her surroundings, next thing she notices, she on the ground, wind kicked out of her lungs as she's constricted onto the ground by something. It's not until her senses finally come to, it's already too late as the man has her completely at his mercy.
Huh? N-nooo! S-stop this, please..!
>>4172737
And there's nothing wrong with that! Keep it up!
Can I getta link to the Anon discord pleasE?
>>4172778
This is the anon discord
>>4172681
that's a very....sharp looking cock there
I worry what that would do if it actually hit the back of my mouth
tfw the ones complaining about discord are banned users and anons who can't stand other people getting attention
>>4172465
>She quickly withdrew her arm, smirking to herself as she did so. Her eyes followed you as you reach for your sweat pants, a childish little giggle escaping her mouth as she shakes her head.
A burglar? Not at all! I actually was planning on giving you something...but...
>she pointed at the sweatpants with a powerful smirk on her face
I can't give it to you while you have those
>>4172595
>A visible shiver runs through Seras' body as your fingers run over the visible holes in the side of her neck, a look of...shame crosses her face as she tries to cover it up, the warmth of her master's body on top of her causing her to sweat a bit from the closeness as she looks away from her piercing gaze
You know I don't like it when you compare us like that...
>>4172803
>imblyign
>>4172803
Ok, Virra
>>4172803
it's actually kinda nice to have the discord so faggots don't blogpost all the time.
>>4172778
https://discord.gg/gVWBK
>>4172646
>reaching for her own knife, she's just a moment too slow to keep her tunic from being sliced open, her bound breasts peeking out into the open
That is none of your business, desert dweller.
>she starts to backpedal, holding up her own blade defensively
Don't make me attack...
>>4172734
>Nayru laughs inside her head
>Sheik only grumbles, remaining silent for a long and awkward moment behind the shower curtain
...get in, and keep your hands to yourself.
>>4172803
>says the discord attention seeker who can't live without approval from anonymous internet users
>>4172763
Oh come on, you're flaunting that body around in such a sexy uniform, I can't help myself!
>He continues to fondle her breasts, beginning to unbutton the top of her uniform to get better access.
Think of it like a physical exercise, how are you going to be a good god eater if you can't even fight me off?
>>4172763
That's simple! Let me have my way with you: I'll fill you with my seed and after I'm satisfied I'll leave you be.
>He continued to smirk
After that's done, I'll keep it a secret~
>>4172646
>He whimpers as all manner of scenarios run through his mind. He remains utterly passive, not even trying to fight back as he's taken to the fortress she mentioned
H-help..
>>4172822
Doesn't stop Jiro. But it does contain a lot of the supremely autistic
>>4172803
>tfw you're so incompetent you can't even figure out who the screenshot anon is
It's time to hang up that coat virra
>>4172826
Perfect!
>Wasting no time, the male takes his clothes off and once he's completely bare he makes his way inside the shower, making sure to get a good look of "Sheik's" body.
>>4172825
Oh, looks like the owner closed it.
>>4172884
Nue, in an attempt to undo the damage he's done to his name and create a safe haven from LD, created a second Discord.
>>4172270
(Sorry!)
Hmm....normally that one would be 200 rupies, mainly because of the ingrediants, but I'll be willing to cut it down to 150, just for you!
>She collapses her hands under her chin and flashed a bright, adorable smile, closing her eyes while she does so.
>>4172504
>Not in the right state of mind, Cagliostro fell into his arms easier than predicted. The perfume burned away at her mind causing only lewd thoughts to enter her thoughts. Her setting was completely forgotten and the only thing that mattered was the scent of a male in front of her. Giggling to herself, she unbuttoned his pants and removed his belt taking a look inside.
Hehehe~
>>4172630
>Cagliostro continued her delirious laughter. Such expert attendance to her delicate feet was certainly impressive, but it was nothing to take her out of the mood. She was going to ride this potion out to the very end then decide what to do with him. Around and around she twisted her ankles, rotating it within his hand and making it all the more difficult to accomplish. Within his mouth, she wriggled each digit individually showing a masterful control off each. Her neck craned up into the air, looking at him with a haughty, controlling gaze.
Continue upwards, servant! Give your master the utmost pleasure! You're a tool now and if you don't please me I'll dispose of you!
>>4172637
Hmm? Well, it might...hm...
>Her golden hair is ruffled about by his vigorous fondling. Though she retains the same look of happiness and intensity in her hug, she casts her gaze aside trying to remember what might have gone into the elixir.
Well, there is a rare side effect...it heightens your libido just before going to sleep. Generally it only results in lucid, inappropriate dreams, but that rarely happens. Are you...feeling alright, sir?
>>4172763
You'll feel more confident in your aim if you just calm down and be less nervous. Would you like me to help?
>>4172902
It's pretty chill and doesn't have nearly as many problems as Virras
>>4172902
Which is all a big over reaction anyway.
>>4172762
Mokou Fujiwara
>>4172799
Any better?
>>4172953
much better, that trail of delicious looking precum has my mouth salivating right now
>>4172752
>Being in no position to object, he did what he was told. He pulled her panties to the side, finding his mouth pressed against her warm slit. He began to lick her pussy. The flavor filling his mouth. After licking for a while he stuck his tongue into her wet pussy. He looked up at her, wanting to see if she liked what he did. A muffled sound came from his mouth.
>Nue's discord flinging shit at virra's discord and LD's shit discord
Begun, the discord wars have
You guys know what we need to shake things up?
Shitstorm.
>>4172917
H-hey, hold on!
>Despite his protests, when she undid his pants she found his cock was already halfway hard, forming a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Come on Cagliostro! Get a grip!
>>4172646
Hmph. 'Things'. I would not be so rude to one who can easily best you in swordplay.
>More than just an addition, Ganondorf was planning to replace his people entirely with the magically created and enhanced beasts. Not like he would outright say that in front of everyone, but he knew.
>Hefting his large broadsword, the Darknut continued watching the Gerudo leader from under his helmet.
As well as most any weapon.
>>4173003
Is it really a war when one of them is pretty much dead already?
>>4172917
I'm feeling fine! Better than I have in weeks, it's just...
>He'd pause, his voice trailing off before he'd begin to shuffle around a bit, being mindful of her embrace but trying to get away from it for the sake of what was going on.
Maybe a bit too energetic, if you catch my drift...
>>4173019
>Get a grip!
>>4173035
yeah, it's yours
>>4172825
Doesn't work?
Don't let yourself get played into drama. Be it the thread anons or discords. No matter where youre from its just what they want. keep it rp and everything will be fine.
>>4173030
Oh god, my sides. Papa Bones, that is the fucking best.
>>4173030
that fucking ending
>>4173058
Yeah that's the joke hahahaa
>>4173030
Papa bones is beautiful
>>4173030
>Anzu RP's on discord but no more here, not even a hello.
;-;
>>4172917
>Cagliostro's words rang out in his head with utmost clarity, and with a mere nod, he accepted his task. He began to create a trail with his mouth, leading up her squirming foot and towards her leg. Slowly he climbed her leg, aiming for her inner thigh, dropping little kisses, nibbles, and licks along the way. A faint, glistening trail of saliva covered her soft, white skin as he reached her underwear, lifting her skirt slightly and drawing a deep, audible breath, filling his nose up with the scent of the cute alchemist. He kissed at the slit that lay underneath her underwear, taking a few swipe at the cotton with his tongue. He pulled them aside to reveal her sex, and continued running his tongue along the length of her lips. He buried his head between her legs, pushing it as close as he could, poking his tongue deeper inside and circling it around her entrance.
>>4172752
>Not thinking it would work, he was taken by surprise when the vampire's silken lips reached his own, though he wasn't going to complain. He lifted his head off the floor and leaned in further to add a tinge of pressure onto it. Instinctively he reached out for her hand and rested on top of it while the other brushed by her cheek. Able to talk once more, he chuckled to himself.
Oh, I won't say anything. Lips are sealed! Though if they were sealed for longer there wouldn't be a risk you know.
>The cheeky man's fatal wounds seemed to all but evaporate. Maybe his remedy worked, but more likely he was just talking out of his ass. With his hands poised behind his head once again, his grin glowed brightly with eagerness at the beautiful woman.
Why not hide out with me then? We can run away! Dunno where to go though, surely you know the area better than I do.
>>4173066
Your dubs won't reach them. They're too easy to bait and I can't help myself
>>4173066
>tfw nobody to give you quests because drama
>>4172804
>She gave Seras a confused look, and that smirk on her face was not comforting.
What? What could you possibly give- Oh! You got me a new pair of pants!
>She quickly takes the sweats off and tosses them to the side.
Thanks, you kind of messed up my pants that last time you wrestled me to the ground....So where is it?
Dildos and dildos all I talk about is dildos fuck my ass
>>4172841
T-that's just because-- Aaahnn..!
>The girl's chest was one of her weak spots, and the both knew it. That much was painfully obvious. Exploiting her weakness with no sigh of letting up, her struggles were ineffective in shaking off her assailant.
T-this isn't f-fair...! A-Aragami have never used techniques like thi-- Aahnn~
>>4172845
>Listening to him make such an obscene request like it was nothing, Kanon could feel her stomach churn at the thought of it.
Y-you're disgusting..! I'd rather blurt out my secret on my own then let you do...THAT to me!
>>4172923
Well, I mean... yeah. If you have any sort of exercise that could help relax my nerves, I'd probably perform SO much better in combat. What do you have planned?
>>4172696
>She felt her foot go as she plummeted to the floor and landed on her ass. She felt like she was getting through to him finally. She rubbed her ass as her other foot came across dug into his scrotum while her first foot pushed against his dick harder.
That was cheep. Are cheep tricks all you know? I could have knocked you out 50 times by now.
>>4172826
>She noticed the Hylian's bound breasts. More surprises. Now her annoyance was turning to curiosity.
And a female Hylian too. You've made me very curious.
>Her gaze was oddly sultry and lusty.
Come attack me then, Hylian wench! Let's see what you are made of!
>>4172846
>The journey back wasn't long. She moves into the fortress and threw anon into a cell before closing it.
I'll be just a moment. Don't you go anywhere.
>She left the room and started giggling quietly. This was the most fun she had in a while. Even if anon was on the receiving end. But she was planning to see this through till its conclusion. She snuck back inside and hid. She wanted to see how anon would act without her around.
>>4173020
>She gave the Darknut a dirty look.
Pah. Is that what you think? Care to put you sword where you mouth is, beast?
>She wasn't about to let some creature get the better of her.
>>4173098
You should join Virra's discord to spite them then
>>4172825
Repost?
>>4173152
>not including "also I'm better than you, Guilty Gear Guilty Gear, buy me dildos, guilty gear"
>>4173098
Do you still talk to her at all?
>>4173154
Well if that's what you want~
>He turned around, glancing at the pink-haired beauty over his shoulder.
I'll tell the whole world then!
Reminder to show love to the avas not in any discord
>>4173098
your fault for being autistic about contact avenues
>>4173154
Well, is there anything else you are afraid of besides losing your comrades?
>>4173181
>Peach saying she's better than people
huh?
>>4173195
Reminder to show love to any ava for even being here in the first place
>>4173179
Owner wants private invites only while this screenshot crap is going on
Add Lot#6555 and I'll send one privately potentially.
>>4173156
Better cheap than not doing anything... Bnngh!
>The feeling of her feet on his crotch aroused him, causing a bright crimson blush to appear on his cheeks.
You sure you want to keep on fighting like this... Or have another kind of battle?
>>4172917
Just for me? Wow you sure know how to treat your customers!
>He carefully pulls out the cash, counting the correct amount in his hands before placing it on the counter.
Alright, that will be prepared today right? Cause if i have to go home without that potion im going to shoot somebody.
>>4173156
>Letting a brief smirk pass his face, he raised up the massive two-hander, pointing it at her throat.
I'd rather put it where your mouth is, Gerudo.
Shall we start here, or elsewhere?
>>4173221
>puts dick in your butt
>>4172804
Well you are both my servants, it's bound to happen.
>she rubs it more firmly, her other hand lifting Seras's chin up and carressing her cheek.
Have some pride in yourself, Seras.
>she smiles again
Or do you want me to call you police girl again?
>Sir Integra.
>>4173156
>noting the lusty expression on her opponent's face, Sheik visibly flusters before regaining her footing
Very well, Gerudo. I gave you your chance to flee.
>knife in hand, she darts forward, swinging and slicing with fancy footwork to avoid her enemy's curved blade
>>4172879
>hair matted down by water, most of her features are covered, save the knife ears pointing out from the side of her head
...
>they begin to twitch angrily, her lips trembling a bit
Stop staring...
-Sheik
>>4173154
>Finally managing to rip open her uniform, he got a more direct view of her chest.
Heh, you really like it here don't you?
>He teased her as he ripped open her bra and began to tease her nipples, twisting and pulling the small nubs on her chest.
Come on, Aragami are unpredictable! You need to learn to endure this, or you won't ever be a good god eater!
>>4173297
new
>>4173305
Nah
Someone make an actual new thread.
>>4173271
>Needless to say, the sight aroused him! Causing his manhood to go fully erect while he also took a shower alongside the knife-eared beauty
Sorry.
You can watch if you want to then.
>>4173156
>He lands on his ass and rubs it, cringing. Gingerly rising to his feet, he paces around the small cell, testing the door. After that token attempt to escape he sits down, holding onto his knees
N-no.. Oh no..
>It isn't long before he starts to give up hope and panic. He gets up and looks outside the barred window, acting more like a damsel in distress than any kind of a man
