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STATS FOR ALL YOU BROTHER NEROS
>>4158538
BONE ZONE!
>>4158486
A-Alright Rammy...I'm sorry for bothering you about it.
>>4158169
What broke? I can try and be more careful if it was my fault.
>>4158509
Yes.
>>4158523
I am looking for the Charismatic Pervert II.
>>4158424
>She sits back up and looks him right in the eyes.
You see the clock in my eyes, little boy? You can read the time off of that, the time that you're seeing is how much time you've got left till I come around and reap your spirit, I hope you got that message stored now~!
>>4158427
Die.
>>4158442
I don't really care about popularity polls. I'm just here to put pitiful mortals like you in place. You might just be a little bit taller than me, but that won't stop me from dropping your heartbeat to nothing but 0~!
I'M THE HERO~!
>>4158553
Congrats to Sam, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>4158553
Thanks for hosting
>>4158553
At least I wasn't the last one! That's something to be proud of! Thank you for hosting!
OI SUBARU-KUN!
>Kills Subaru-kun
>>4158553
thanks for hosting
>>4158499
THIS IS A BELT ONLY GIVEN TO THOSE WORTHY OF IT
IT IS THE BELT IT ALL BEGINS WITH
AND THE BELT IT ALL ENDS WITH
>>4158478
>>4158514
Oh th' steps? He has done like all of'em except like step 4 'n 5 with me! Onii-chan's a bit of a dumdum but why's step 5 a thing? Nobody ever really explained that to me!
>>4158565
Yeah, yeah. You and everyone else want to kill me. Let me know when you stop acting like you're something special.
>>4158564
I assume that's a title and not his actual name. I don't think there's anyone like that here, dude.
>>4158538
>Not naming it burnito
>>4158561
Someone had to tell you this.
>>4158553
Holy crap, five kills? Nice
>>4158565
Is that girl from a hentai?
>>4158486
I have no idea. I think that it's just to keep up the tally of me almost dying every day here. It's kind of amazing that I'm still alive actually. Especially with everything I've been through so far.
>>4158496
Really? I know Araragi still comes around but he's not been frequenting much.
>>4158509
You don't really look like someone much older than me so I don't think you can really call me a "kid". That's the only reason I'm asking.....ma'am.
>>4158514
Stop, and we're not gonna do step 5. We're also not gonna skip steps 1-4.
>>4158522
Really? I haven't been around too much lately, I've been out with my friends playing a certain mobile game.
>>4158565
I'm just saying a shorty like you can't call me a child. It's kind of unbecoming for a child to call others child. Does it make sense to you kiddo?
>He pats her head
>>4158585
MAKINA WE'RE NOT DATING! PLEASE DON'T SPREAD RUMORS LIKE THAT.
>>4158577
WAAAAIT A MINUTE, I'M NOT READY TO DI--
>the kick sends Subaru's body into a tree, killing him on impact
>>4158583
And it's shiny! I bet if I showed Pururu one of those she wouldn't reject me!
>>4158558
Well said, skeleton!
>>4158602
>>4158587
This woman is right Nito! Step it up!
>>4158600
I sensed their power.
>>4158565
>hugs
>>4158509
Oozing...? right of course, I'm just dripping of such powers! it's what the kids are reading about nowadays, it's the best thing right!?
>>4158565
Hold on now, don't make me harm such a pretty girl! cause I'll do it! don't make onii-sama do this!
>>4158585
Just how old are you? How long have you two been dating?
>>4158614
Are you a pedophile by any chance?
>>4158614
Neat. How's the game? I've yet to play it
>>4158413
You could also protect eachother? If you won't fight because of yourself then do it for one of those cheap reasons you see on shonen anime nowadays lile..."protect your friends."
>>4158442
>>4158444
Speaking of the devil! I've forgot about that sin already, she's now a dependable sniper I might relay on in the future.
>>4158461
You're gonna leave these guys here? Farewell!
>He waves his hands at you.
>>4158486
It's no use, huh?
>Satou blows on the feather, watching it glide away as the wind takes it.
>>4158492
You shouldn't hype up someone like that then say the party's over, lady.
>>4158503
And ho are you still alive? Yes, we had a second match a while back, I wonder in what kind of trouble she's into now.
>>4158617
>>4158577
Seems like you're as popular with the girls as ever.
>>4158639
>Yukine will never hug you
>>4158553
Thanks for hosting
>>4158602
C-CURSE YOU! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING UPON POSTING IT! CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE.
>>4158629
Keh! I've already done the deed! Perhaps I should make more horrible skeleton puns with all of my file names. Only fair!
>>4158614
It comes with the job, but if you tell me your name, I'll gladly use it when we talk to each other.
You're not in my notebook about regular people from here, so I had no chance to address you properly.
Also only kids would call others dorks!
>>4158596
But there's a little difference. Why would I want to kill you? I'm just letting you live, because for you living is more painful. I'd be doing you a favor and I can't have that happen now, can I? I'll just watch as you sign your own fate of misery and pain till the end of time ufufu~!
>>4158614
>Breaks his hand on touch.
It makes sense to me, just don't ever touch me like that. I don't wish to be touched by you in such a demeaning way... If anything I'll be touching you, alright?
>>4158613
A what? I don't watch those perversities.
>>4158639
>Gets hugged by Yukine.
>
Ugh... I'll let this one go because of that promise you made... You're lucky for now, little boy.
>>4158640
Die.
>>4158632
Then they've most likely left, dude if you haven't seen 'em. Most likely.
>>4158503
That's best left being unsaid to be quite fair.
>>4158614
Sort of the same like both of us huh? but we're back. I'm trying to keep my place around here again, plus Urotsuki has this motor bike so it can prove to be easier to come around.
>>4158662
Perhaps you should! I would do it but I am far too lazy!
>>4158654
Sorry.
>>4158671
Oh...
>>4158654
I-I can protect them without having to hurt anybody though.
>>4158602
Of...Of course.
>>4158658
Maybe it's because you're gross. Maybe it's because I think you'll kill me...
>>4158670
You didn't have to be so disgusted...
>>4158614
>>4158651
I don't really know how long we've been datin' for but it's been a lil' while. I'm more than mature enough to be doin' so. I'm just smaller than 'Chiru but I'm just as old so don'tcha worry 'bout that.
>>4158640
Exactly! Combining the things that are belowed by people from your age can create some serious power in the youth department!
>>4158666
Kys Satan
>Yo Joe!
>>4158614
It is amusing to see everytime. Though I thought there was a deeper reason to this. Like you made someone upset.
>>4158654
Your efforts were appreciated. I have not seen you for some time.
>>4158687
>>4158654
>>4158685
That's not to say they won't come back, dude. Maybe they left for a little while?
>>4158561
No, a charger for something, the wiring got cut somehow, it's not your fault.
>>4158654
Haha, I have back up bodies... But a couple of times I could be repaired... But yeah I haven't been seeing her around lately, how am I supposed to drink when my drinking buddy isn't here...
>>4158682
Haha... Aww, you've gotten me curious now, it's not like we're actually the same person, I can't read your mind.
>>4158691
Where's my hug Yukine?
>>4158683
Sheesh, lazy bones...
kehe...
>>4158724
I sense an android..
>>4158670
>Holds your....hand!
Take this an older brother's special technique the strongest of little sisters can't even stop this!
>>4158712
Let's just hope my body doesn't decay, it's great to have such a teacher as a fan!
>>4158717
>>4158724
Oh...t-that is strange isn't it.
>>4158687
That doens't make sense. You need to punch them first if you don't want them to punch your friends, young lady.
>>4158717
I've been busy gathering followers and more military equipment. Now that all that is over for now I can spare a few hours here.
>>4158724
You're mechanical? How and why are you drinking alcohol in the first place?
>>4158717
>>4158687
>I tried to stop the post
You have to get out your comfort zone.
>>4158651
I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE. SHE'S ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME! ALSO WE'RE NOT DATING!
>>4158653
It's a lot of fun but it can really get boring if you don't have a few friends that play it too.
>>4158654
That's good. As long as you aren't trying to harm her we shouldn't have a problem.
>>4158666
I'm Naoe Yamato and I tease people because it gets them to open up to me. A very adult technique that seems to have worked with you as well.
>>4158670
AH GOD DAMMIT! DON'T BREAK MY HAND AND THEN FLIRT WITH ME YOU PSYCHOPATH!
>>4158682
It shouldn't take long. I've already got a bunch of people constantly pissed off at me. It shouldn't take you too long either.
>>4158692
M-Makina....when did you get this idea that we're dating?
>>4158717
I make a lot of people upset, it would take years to try and interrogate all of them. It seems my close friend and secret lover Severa started it though. She told me herself during our pillow talk.
>>4158731
At my age I can afford to be a bit slow! I did make that chart a long time ago!
>>4158751
I can try to get between them...so that my friends can get away.
>>4158752
That...isn't something I'm good at.
>>4158692
Well hopefully things go better for you and him than him and Chiru
Or else he sold his soul to me in a sense
>>4158753
She's very convinced you two are dating. How could she be just that decieved if you two weren't actually a couple.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv_000060603.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pMH1VmL.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv 000060603")
>>4158724
You don't get one
>>4158717
>>4158716
>>4158712
>>4158692
>>4158687
>>4158685
>>4158670
>>4158742
>>4158743
MMMM....OOOooooooOOOOoooii... UUUh.... OOOOHHHH!!O!O!HHOOHOOOOOH!!
Baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drink
I'm T-Pain, you know me
Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee
I know the club close at 3
What's the chance of you rolling wit me?
Back to the crib, show you how I live
Lets get drunk forget what we did
I'ma buy you a drank
Then I'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank, shawty, what you think bout that?
I'll be in the grey Cadillac
We in the bed like (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
We in the bed like (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Talk to me, I talk back
Let's talk money, I talk that
Crunk juice bombs, Oakley shades
Shawty got class, oh behave
Let's get gone, walk it out (walk it out)
Just like that, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout
We gone have fun, you gon' see
On that patron you should get like me
>>4158753
Cool. Well keep having fun with it away from here when you can, man
>>4158731
Hyup!
>He jumps and sticks to you like he's covered in velcro.
>>4158742
No so strange, I was already thinking of replacing it, I could see exposed wires and that's never good.
>>4158751
I'm an android, so yes... And with my mouth, I'm supposed to be built like a human after all, so I can eat and drink..
>>4158785
Please? Don't make your big brother cry.
>>4158736
Don't take it personally, but this is nothing special! A teachers job is to support all of their students equally!
I'm not just your fan! I'm the fan of all of you guys! No, not even just that! I'm the fan of your hopes and dreams!
>>4158753
I see that, but calling others dorks is just cheap, Yamato-kun! You have to use your full power to tease their little hearts open!
If you just go around calling others names, you're nothing just a low level bully, and I won't let you to turn into one!
>>4158724
Exactly, it's not s big problem. mostly just faulty sleeping.
>>4158753
Hm...that's foreboding. maybe the curse hasn't been lifted..even with a man with someone already? this place is crazy as always.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv_000916375.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V4D2VvM.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv 000916375")
>>4158794
Cry then
>>4158685
That can't be the end of the story, right? What are going to do with that sword of yours?
>>4158704
Need any help there? I have a gun, several of them.
>>4158753
So the feeling is sort of mutual! I sort of knew she liked you more than just a simple brother-sister relationship. I'll kill you both in the same stage, don't worry.
>>4158778
Giving away your own life will not only be stupid, but will also make them feel terrible if they're your friends, you know? You need your own strength miss....?
>>4158721
Right.
>>4158823
Obvious.
>I have no idea how this is supposed to work?
>>4158751
What is the purpose for that?
>>4158753
Your partner started this? That is odd.
>>4158778
Hmm. You do not have to start immediately.
>>4158789
That was terrible. Off yourself.
>>4158753
Since th' time you got me to sleep withya Onii-chan! It's pretty obvious that you were tryin' to get somethin' goin' on when ya did that. I ain' just a dum lil' girl or anythin'.
>>4158779
He sold his soul? Then are you th' devil or somethin'? You don't look like someone who's a greater deity or anythin'!
>>4158823
NO! I'M GOOD.
>>4158761
Hm...true...being a skeleton does give us quite a lot of time on our hands...
Very well, you get that excuse then!
>>4158794
Hm! This time i'll try not to go and fall asleep again! I've done that a lot recently and I feel as if it may be getting old.
>>4158823
I...
>She touches the scars on her hands
I can take a beating for them just fine.
>>4158864
Thank you.
>She seems almost instantly relieved
>>4158805
Is that right...? wow that's very promising, you've even read about it. You're like the best! I thought I had a bad run in but not all girls are manipulative and possessive. it brings a tear to my eye!
>>4158691
Should I be happy some long lost spirit with no powers hugged me? I should be consuming you right here, right now. But a promise is a promise and I'll have to honor that.
>>4158736
>It was a hologram.
Die.
>>4158753
Well you were the one who was flirting with me, I just decided to play ball, starting with your hand before I break the rest of you ufufu!
>>4158880
Sure, but enough about your problems with girls, that's not something I'm supposed to deal with.
Even if it's part of youth, I don't want to influence your way down on that bumpy road.
>>4158779
I have no idea honestly. She's really easily convinced, I'm positive that someone told her that we were dating and she just believed it.
>>4158790
I definitely will. If you can get your hands on it enjoy it when you can.
>>4158805
I use cheap and dirty tricks so my friends don't have to. If I can be the sly one so my friends can remain pure and morally right I'm ok with doing so. Not everyone has to be the good guy teach.
>>4158808
You're telling me. I haven't gotten a break ever since I came back.
>>4158823
Wait what? She actually had feelings for me? Oh my god and I teased her about it. Haha....dammit I never even realized it.
>>4158864
Not my partner, secret lover. We were never together but she's madly in love with me.
>>4158868
Wait hold on a minute. I mean like a sleep....wow yeah. I could see where you're coming from with that. Oh god, how can I explain this.
>>4158905
I wasn't flirting wi- did you just admit you were giving me a chance? Why are so many girls into me? What the fuck is going on t- DAMMIT MY HAND REALLY HURST
>>4158808
Well alright, I guess that's a fine enough answer to believe myself..
>>4158821
>He tears up.
...
>>4158877
But you're a skeleton, isn't that the end of the cycle? Unless it goes to dust..? So you are old Papa Nito..
>>4158868
No. I'm not the devil. Maybe devilishly handsome. Not the devil though. He just made a deal with me after he breaks up with his next girlfriend. AKA you apparently.
>>4158917
I think you told her you were dating when you slept with her
>>4158879
This will take some time.
>>4158917
It is what I refer to any lover. I did not realize love could be so... potentially fatal
>>4158917
You just don't undestand. There's a really thin line between bullying and teasing! I surely won't let you fall on the wrong side! It could ruin your entire life!
>>4158927
Say, Kaito. From what I hear you asked Russia to help you and Rammy kill someone. Is this true?
>>4158917
Damn here's an 8th you, for good measure son.
>>4158905
>Sees through the clever illusion and sneaks a peak.
Gladly.
>>4158915
Sensei seems to know what she's talking about but it's fine, what a pro, taking the worries off of someones back. I have a question, I will not age I believe so I'll keep this manly figure right?
>>4158917
There ain' no real way to explain now is there Onii-chan! You were askin' me to sleep with you 'n all so I just did so. I'm just not really sure what you were even tryin', but we definitely did sleep together!
>>4158930
Well I ain' sure if he's close to breakin' it up but if he does then he'll definitely be losin' his soul over this all. But that's quite a price to pay over well...y'know...this?
>>4158917
Maybe it'll die down..? it might sound weird but maybe it's their way of saying welcome back?
>>4158927
Sorry, I'm not being as helpful, it is getting a little late
It was a fun talking to all of you, but this old body needs its rest.
Goodnight to everyone!
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 01 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv_001257834.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jyljyWH.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 01 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv 001257834")
>>4158905
I still have some powers!
>>4158927
Keep crying... see if I care
>>4158913
WE THE BEST IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW
WE MAKING MILLIONS FROM OUR HIT SINGLES
WE THE BEST, AND NOBODY CAN TOP US
>>4158979
G'night, dude!
>>4158917
But I wasn't giving you a chance. I'm saying I'd break you because of well... You trying to pet me as if I'm some cat. I don't think I'll just let you treat me as if I'm an animal so I'll break you~!~
>>4158952
Die.
>>4158980
Like what? Being more useless than the average mortal~?
>>4158979
Night, sleep well.
>>4158979
Farewell. I am able to do one more match. Entry post here at XX:05
>>4158979
Goodnight, you brilliant fuck
>>4158927
Heeh! Of course! I've lived through an age where dragons reigned supreme for countless years! It was nice and cozy actually, with all the skeletons I collected...but that was before I found a special little flame that changed it all..
When it comes to me, Kaito, there is a life after death. The cycle will never end for as long as I keep the cycle....cycling...yeeah..
>>4158991
Will you entertain me? this charade is getting boring just like clockwork, maybe your time is over.
>>4159005
whoooooo
>>4158950
Ah? Where did you hear that from? I'd never plot about killing someone...
>>4158975
Don't worry about it, truth be told I feel like I'm pretty boring compared to all these immortals and powerful people...
>>4158979
Goodnight Satou, rest well old man.
>>4158980
>He wipes his tears with your hat.
>>4158991
Harder for the living to see, I can use borderlines to kill and ward off other spirits, and I can't die again normally, asshole...
>>4158979
Good night ol'dumdum!
>>4159021
nice 8
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv_000940684.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TZe82kD.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 02 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv 000940684")
>>4159028
>punches in the face
I'M NOT WEARING A HAT MORON!
>>4158930
I don't remember that. Did I sleep talk? She seems to have just inferred it when I was just teasing her. It's not that I don't dislike her, she's rather attractive. I never actually thought of her that way though. Oh god I'm in a difficult spot here.
>>4158936
Oh love definitely gets a lot of people killed around here Ram. Take it from me.
>>4158937
You're telling me teach. I'm a smart guy though please don't worry about me.
>>4158951
Please don't make this harder on me anon.
>>4158970
So that's why I woke up and you were in my futon. I expected you to sleep in a different spot, not in the same room. Oh boy....alright.
>He thinks for a moment
Ok....we're not dating Makina. But....I'll give you a shot I guess, let's go on a.....date.
>>4158975
This is a very stressful welcome back party then Garry.
>>4158991
Sorry I already have a date lined up. I can squeeze you in later if you want. Can you at least fix my hand? I think you owe that much to me if you're into me.
>>4158979
Goodnight old man.
I will need 36 of you.
Limit filler until needed and no duplicates.
>>4158982
DON'T EVAH PLAY YOURSELF
DON'T EVAH PLAY YOURSELF
YOU KNOW YOU SMART
YOU KNOW YOU LOYAL
SO DON'T EVAH PLAY YOURSELF
BLiNX
>>4159028
Russia, and I'm pretty sure Ramlethal talked about it as well. I'm not looking to join, I was just checking.
>>4159051
The Big Eight
>>4159021
This is older than old
>>4159038
This is even older..
>>4159051
Furry porn
>>4159051
Spike
>>4159051
Sylvie
>>4159051
Maria and Harusame
>>4159051
The Man in Back
>>4159051
Crendor
>>4159051
Frank
>>4158970
Maybe he really likes you.
Lets ask him if he's gonna commit or if he wants to just move on to the next girl already
>>4159043
So than its confirmed. You two are dating?
>>4159051
Shorty Satonaka
>>4159051
Cappy
>Female
>>4159051
Flawdia
>>4159051
Shitting Paste
>>4159051
Koichi Kizakura
>>4159052
Bloodz
>>4159051
Frank is spooning you
>>4159051
Ririchiyo
>>4159051
Tsunayoshi Sawada
>>4159051
Gravelord Nito
>>4159051
Dead Man Walking
>>4159051
Sexy Ayumu The Foreboding
>>4159051
Anonydeath
>>4159051
Vic Viper
>>4159051
Junpei Iori
>>4159051
T-Pain
>>4159051
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4159051
Kurumi
>>4159032
Did nobody tell you that calling a girl asshole is a bad way to go over things? I might just stop what little you have if you don't stop it... got that?
>>4159043
>Breaks your other hand.
There you go! I fixed it for you, as for the date, I'll break you so let's not do it, alrighty~?
>>4159051
DJ Khaled
>>4159051
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>4159051
King Kaito
>>4159051
Some alive girl sleeping
>>4159051
Baki's GF
>>4159051
Makina
>>4159051
Reigen Arataka
>>4159051
Sleeping Madman
>>4159051
Yukine
>>4159051
A Trave;er
>>4159097
You're the one calling me useless! And I doubt you could do anything.
>>4159051
>>4159122
>A Trave;er
It sure is late, isn't it?
I am a traveler. Please make the correction for me.
>>4159131
Tell her she's got a fine handcrafting and you'll fine tune her.
>>4159043
You even asked me if I'd come to sleep already...Geez, it was beyond obvious that you were meanin' it like that, else you wouldn't be callin' me out 'n stuff.
>She starts lookin' at th' dumdum with a laugh.
Datin'? But you were already datin' 'n stuff! It wouldn't be a new thing Naoe-kun!
>>4159071
He's already askin' me out on a date for some reason, even though he already slept with me 'n all. Bit of a dumdum don'tcha think so?
>>4159051
Cirno
Tell me if it is ready.
>>4159131
You're more than aware of what I can do, Yukine-kun. I'm just saying that you might have to turn it down or it'll end really, really bad for you ufufu!
>>4159071
We're going on A date. Singular, I'm gonna take it slow and see how it pans out. We're not dating and we may never date. So don't get your hopes up.
>>4159097
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK! I REALLY HATE YOU! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! NOW I HAVE TO GO VISIT FUMI SO SHE CAN FIX THIS. JESUS CHRIST I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY PAIN KILLERS!
>>4159142
Ok, Makina. Sleeping with you has more of meaning than just sleeping next to me in modern times. Also that doesn't mean we're dating. We're not dating Makina. But we possibly can, I'm asking you out on a date so we can figure out if we're something that could work out as a couple. Are you with me here?
>>4159163
Looks good, dude!
>>4159163
>Kizakura takes a single look at his "teammates", but can't understand what the fuck they're suppose be, so he just blames it on alcohol
Looks fine.
>>4159141
What are you talking about?
>>4159165
Like hell it would. Last time you tried it just failed anyway.
>>4159163
Ready for anything.
>>4159163
>>4159182
To
>>4159153
I mislinked bad senpai sorry
>>4159163
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>4159185
>please don't, I have to figure out where to check in and it'll take a while
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 01 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv_001259922.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dpJDXvY.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 01 OVA [DVD][576p][Lucifer22].mkv 001259922")
>>4159185
Then don't wipe your face on my hair
>>4159163
Thanks for the district eye candy hun.
>>4159189
She's a clock, she'll understand as soon as you say it.
>>4159163
I'm coming through, this is where things get...electric
>>4159043
...
You are not dead. So you must be a serial killer.
>>4159182
I understand who you mean. Done.
>>4159185
Unable to.
If that is all, the match will begin soon.
>>4159185
...He did? 'Cause when I asked him how he was doing, he just casually said it like it was nothing. I think he tried to make it so that I wouldn't care at all, but he failed. Either way, I think he messed up, yeah? Anyway, just a quick heads up; the guy you're fighting supposedly isn't gonna go down without a fight, so I suggest you do it during dead hours, or maybe during night time.
>>4159206
>>4159199
Please keep your spot too, Shorty
>>4159170
Well then...Uhm, I already thought we were datin'...
>She just starts mumblin' outa th' blue.
Well guess I should be sayin' yes then Onii-chan. I thought you were already havin' those intentions though.
>>4159182
He's always been like this though y'know? He's a bit of a special one at times.
>She whispers in th' ear of th' dumdum.
Pretty much all the time really, he likes trouble 'n all that stuff as well.
>>4159206
I wasn't first to swap for you I believe.
>>4159213
Sorry, but it's like a towel.
>>4159229
Hmph... I know.
>>4159215
That's just disgusting
>>4159246
So is she, there's no way she'd decline that offer at all.
>>4159229
Appreciated
>>4159237
This will pan out in my favor. You know it. Good luck babe.
>>4159239
>Whispers back to the dumdum
What a weirdo. Hopefully he doesn't get you in trouble
>>4159182
Ok, then let's change dating into "starting a romantic relationship" you god damn stickler.
>>4159229
Please don't start rumors like that. I'm a very peaceful guy. I don't like getting in fights. People wouldn't want to talk to me if they think I'm a serial killer.
>>4159239
>He unknowingly has a grin on his face
That's great! I'll explain how dating works later but for now you need to know that we're not dating. It's a possibility but for now we're still just friends. It...uh....makes me happy that you said yes though Makina.
>>4159245
Touch me again and I'll hit you again
>>4159256
What the hell is wrong with you
>>4159258
Thanks
>they changed my damn flight
>>4159189
Ugh... It's because I have to limit myself here or else it'll turn into a slaughter. Or well, me limiting myself, let's just say I'm being limited. It wouldn't end pretty if it were for my rules, so make sure that you remember that you're just lucky. Don't count on luck too much, I might just make it irreversable.
>>4159170
Oh you'll be fine. It's just your hands that are broken. I could've broken a lot more than just that~!
>>4159163
>>4159229
At least it would if my connection begins to work.
Starting.
>>4159269
Nothing is wrong with me! this is how our relationship works, could you fault her?
>>4159279
Okay, let's take this one step at once...no need to hurry...or fall down a hill.
>>4159271
changed too sooner or later?
>>4159268
This still counts even if you break the little girls heart and dont start this "romantic relationship"
>>4159279
This won't be much of a problem, just as long as I abuse time control.
>>4159278
You're only saying that because you really couldn't get rid of me.
>>4159280
There definitely is, you're trying to get me to sexually harass someone
You're worse than Yato
>>4159279
ITALY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
>>4159279
Fortunes and curses looks down upon twelve different people.
>>4159269
Ah, would me putting on gloves help?
>>4159279
H-hey...! That's a bit of an overreaction huh?
>>4159306
The hell is wrong with you! I was just telling you to tell her what I said, What are you some kind of pervert!?
>>4159258
We've gotten in trouble before! He was th' one who got shot though, I had to seek cover 'n fire back at th' ol' dumdum. But he's a pretty nice guy as well 'n he's kinda my parental figure right now! I think Naoe-kun is now friends with him as well, it's pretty ironic how that works don'tcha think so?
>>4159268
I already know how datin' works Onii-chan. It goes like this! Guy picks up th' girl for a movie or some fancy dinner 'n stuff, girl enjoys this, guy enjoys this. Then after that 1 or 2 more follow 'n then there's a lotta things happenin' that lead up to sex 'n stuff!
>>4159279
You can keep that one! I ain' really needin' it and it'll only make me lose this fight as you're a lil' bit stronger than I am...
>>4159299
>the flight itself , but I got it figured out
>Busy as hell
>>4159321
Well, you don't know if you're gonna win if you don't try, right?
>>4159278
STOP USING A CUTESY VOICE WHEN YOU INJURE ME! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SADIST?!
>>4159299
No it doesn't, the next lover has to die. I can assure you that I'm not gonna let Makina die. Also, she's not ever my lover so there's still a lot of parameters to fill.
>>4159321
Jesus christ.
>>4159328
So you were just messing with me before? That's cruel Makina. Or was this your plan all along?! Oh my god you genius! Also, I'm gonna need some first aid. N-now please.
>He now holds up his swelling broken hands
>>4159306
>She laughs and doesn't stop laughing at Yukine-kun.
You really believe that one, little boy? You're just lucky I'm limited here, if it weren't for that I would've consumed you a long, long time ago.
>>4159321
I was already aware I've got a lot going for me. Oh... Even the girl that tied me up is having this same increase in luck.
>>4159343
Yes! I'm enjoying this a lot and you're such a tool! I wonder what would've happened if I broke every little thing inside of you!
>>4159322
No! I'm not for petting!
>>4159325
Are you some kind of pervert!?
>>4159346
>>4159346
Gross, you consume little boys.
>>4159321
This...This is what I get for not knowing how to make an antidote.
>>4159321
The attack on the camp is fatal.
Females have some odd fashion ideas.
The winner of the brawl is a surprising one.
>>4159330
At least you ain't lost.
>>4159343
She's in the process of becoming your lover.
You've already slept with her
You're basically done with steps 1-4 already
>>4159328
That sounds like one helluv an adventure you two had. Your dates are mighty impressive
>>4159268
I see. You are so undesirable that all of your partners off themselves.
>>4159375
You can take the camp, I don't really care about it anymore.......It serve its purpose the moment I got the chance to sleep for an hour.
My headache is almost fully gone now...
Drink semen
>>4159375
Oh my, Kaito must like it rough!
>>4159355
You're trying to push this on me..Can't a zombie and clock rest in peace?
>>4159343
Well you kinda skipped th' entire datin' part 'n went straight to th' last part. It wasn't really my plan, but it just sparked along on th' side.
>Wraps his arms in th' bandages.
That'll do just fine, you should be takin' more care with your endeavours Onii-chan.
>>4159375
That was a lil' bit scary, but I'm glad you were able to dodge all of th' darts as well! I barely survived that one!
>>4159381
Well I just ain' sure why he's into so much trouble... It's th' main thing that even caused alluva problems 'n his injuries.
>>4159321
Nito and I get good luck? That's great!
>>4159230
I don't think it's going to matter when we do it, my plan isn't going to take forever, besides I have back-ups and an ace up my sleeve, I'm a machine thinking this things out is common practice.
>>4159355
Are you sure? It seems like it some times..
>>4159375
What do you mean surprising?! I told you I'd become a knight for the upcoming event!
>>4159392
???????
>>4159402
not me , on of the guys of the chat
>>4159400
>>4159343
It sounds like he might get you injured
Even killed
are you okay with that?
>>4159375
I feel odd seeing someone kill their ally.
>>4159355
I only consume the spirit of young boys, not the young boy himself. I'm not a cannibal or something. I'm not that savage ufufu!
>>4159375
This is just fine. If they don't give us what we need I'll take care of them in the easy way and just kill the little goblin~!
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>>4159396
Now you want to rest with her. See you are a massive pervert
>>4159409
Y-yeah, definitely sure!
>>4159353
P-please stop getting turned on. I just met you and I don't need the stress of another woman like you in my life.
>>4159375
Well I did say I was a dead man walking.
>>4159381
I didn't sleep with her like that! Stop rushing things!
>>4159382
>He pauses obviously really shaken and hurt by this
Shut up Ram. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
>>4159400
I'll explain the concept of sleeping with someone later. But for right now please don't go around saying that we slept together, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
>He winces a bit as she bandages him up
>>4159420
Why do you think I'm taking it slow?!
>>4159381
>Schiphol isn't that big
>>4159424
That doesn't make it any less gross!
>>4159422
Let's not be as stupid as we look!
>>4159395
H-hey! I'm not a pervert like you...
>>4159422
Nice to see a fellow king!
>>4159426
>Pets.
. . .
>>4159412
best mgs boss theme desu
>>4159422
>>4159375
So being attacked means that we instantly died..? Well, looks like we do suck at fighting...
Now where did I put that flask?
>>4159433
...I did not intend that to sound negative. I was just stating that.
>>4159444
my favourite boss from mgs3 desu
>>4159392
Ok deal
>>4159409
It's an idea, dude. Oh yeah; can you please tell Rammy and Russia to knock it off with the challenges and stuff? Rammy freaked me the fuck out with her smile today, and it seems she and Ivan now have a rivalry together since Russia can't stand six days without getting into a fight.
>>4159426
Laying with a women isn't a crime nor it would give me the title of a pervert. If I was a pervert I'd be running around naked, groping people right?
things in the chat are weird and funny
>>4159441
Your words! They pierce through my metal husk and stab at my maiden heart!
>>4159422
More than a third lost already and thanks to Kaito, more become losers.
>>4159446
It is unclear. Which is why I stated that the attack on camp was fatal.
>>4159453
Fury ava when?
>>4159420
I'll be fine! I'll survive whatever might come my way y'know? I'll be survivin' through all of it!
>>4159422
Sorry ol' dumdum, but I'll make sure this'll be goin' fine if I just do this.
>>4159433
So I should be screamin' it out instead? Just screamin' that I've been sleepin' with you 'n that you wanted sex 'n all Onii-chan?
I've returned.
Hello.
>>4159475
I should start paying more attention...or at least find a better place for camping...
>>4159482
We have too many furry ava- oh wait.
>>4159482
We have plenty of furries
>>4159475
Ahh! my foot where, where. Where was that rat!?
>>4159488
Yo, dude! How did Russia treat ya?
>>4159488
Are you well?
>>4159433
I'm not rushing things at all my man. You're imagining thin-
>>4159487
I think you're the one rushing things.
>>4159437
I get lost very easily...
>>4159487
Thats exactly what his old girlfriend used to say
>>4159488
I was able to stay up to be able to see and speak to you Urotsuki, welcome back..
>>4159488
Hey hun.
>>4159488
Hello.
>>4159449
Well if you keep prying into someone's personal life you're bound to hit something they don't want to discuss. Alright?
>>4159487
DON'T SAY THAT! I NEVER WANTED SEX FROM YOU! THAT IS ACTUALLY THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD EVER DO!
>>4159512
I'm a little worried about this now.....
>>4159512
Have you tried using breadcrumb trails?
>>4159466
That's something I can't really control man... Russia a country and those are normally hard to deal with ya'know and Rammy... Well I think she's just messing with you.
>>4159472
M-maiden heart? Don't give me that you were looking at my insides earlier... I bet you're doing it right now, I can just feel your eyes on me and it scares me...
>>4159475
I'm going on a rampage huh..? To be fair they went after me..
>>4159441
>punches
>>4159468
Not always... and yes it does make you a pervert!
>>4159433
I'm not turned on and I'm not going to be another woman in your life. I'm someone who doesn't just screw around with mortal ones like you.
>>4159438
It's not gross, it's needed for me to live eternally. It's not all that terrible!
>>4159475
>Stuck for the entire night.
Well this is just fantastic. I'll just speed this up so we don't waste any time.
>>4159475
No killing. You would rather criticize and be cursed.
>>4159488
Hello.
>>4159525
Hmm. Maybe we should discuss something I do not want to be discussed.
Ahh my children..
It is time to confess your sins.
Come on my little ones.
>>4159488
Yes, you've done that...You returned. What about it?
>>4159530
I always end up eating my bread and don't have any crumbs left over
>>4159525
What makes you so worried?
>>4159533
Even if it's true love?
>>4159534
But only ugly phantoms eat spirits! And you're not one!
>>4159537
I'm not one to believe in curses much, I think I'll be fine if I just rewind a bit.
>>4159512
I ain' rushin' a single thing! I'm just bein' straight forward 'n I just have to do that or it might just go weird y'know? Did 'Chiru really get scared to death? I didn't even know she was able to get scared with th' birdbrain she has 'n all.
>>4159525
Well geez...You ain' th' easiest one to please with all of this now are ya?
>>4159537
Uhm.. I ain' all that able to be playin' a thing. Could you give me somethin' that ain' that hard to play on?
>Makina
Nigger game when?
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