RWBY/RT Trash General #169: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS Edition
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>>4050297
so of all the things in this thread that people post about
>constant retarded what ifs
>arguments about greentext
>memeposters
>lewds
>politics
>>4042459
>god damned vore
>literally any other reaction image ever
you pick a reaction pic with sans?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
RWBYg I fucked up
A little info on my situation
I am the Anon with the aunt who burned the coal and payed the toll
However
When she burned the coal she was in a relationship with another man
This guy is a fucking piece of shit
He is a potatonigger alcoholic drug dealer who I'm pretty sure has killed someone
Now like I said this guy is a piece of shit
But the police eventually caught up with this piece of shit
They arrested him(but not before crashing through my living room ceiling)
Now here is where my predicament begins
I ratted him out
Kinda
He saw the cops coming and hid in my attic
I told the cops he was in the attic
I think he might know I ratted him out and might try and puck me up
Wart do
>>4051176
Snitches get stiches
>We fauna hours Soon TM
Which couple is going to be canon?
>>4051208
Blake and Sun probably
>>4051221
Can't wait for bumblebeefags' tears
>>4051208
Renora
Black Sun maybe
>tfw when we are possibly the most normal people on this board
Not sure how to feel about this
>>4051245
Same desugoi
I always wake up at 2 AM, no matter how long I stay up in the day
>the MASSIVE jumps in quality between early seasons of RvB
>>4051848
>The massive increase in audio quality between season 2 and season 3
>>4051176
Move, CC, or join witness protection Anon.
>>4051862
Dude the increase was noticeable between 1 and 2
Also
>Caboose's voice change
>>4051911
>Donut's voice change
>>4052059
>Sarge's voice change
>>4051522
What if you stay up until 2:01am?
>>4050874
I'll go to the first /RWBYG/ I see for my routine guro dump for those familiar with my antics
today's target sign is: Yang, and this time, she's next to get the diss track, from Prryha being the first to be roasted.
http://imgur.com/a/q9Qs9
In case you missed it: Weiss and Ruby eating each other, Weiss is a bitch DESU, I don't get how you love her guys, She deserves to be raped by big burly fauna, before being frozen, then smashed with a sledgehammer.
>>4052346
>Guroniggers
How does that fetish even fucking work?
Is it the Sadism?
>>4047786
If anyone can handle it, it's Nora
What if you and your waifu had a kid but then your waifu died and it was just you and the kid
>>4052504
I don't have a waifu,
>>4052421
>Penny short-circuits on Nora
>>4052504
I'd raise that kid so fucking well. Tell her that her mum was a hero. Teach that kid how to fight like her mum, encourage her to join a Huntsman academy, then proceed to have the child finish what her mother started and hunt down Yang and stab her.
>>4052620
>Assuming it's going to be a girt
TRIGGERED
WOW JUST WOW
LITERALLY SHAKING
I CAN'T EVEN
IT'S 2016 YOU SHITLORD DON'T GENDER CHILDREN
FACT: Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
Get fucked chinks
>>4051862
>They literally recorded season 1 on a telephone
>>4051245
Me too
>>4052796
Didn't they do it in an actual fucking broom closet too?
>>4050984
You could choose better characters to hook yourself in great cow. Your pairing is dead.
>TFW your idiot partners keep forgetting to use fucking codenames
>>4052939
>Dead
Let's be real, it takes more than this to kill a ship.
>>4052969
Why does RvB look like a Telltale game all of a sudden?
Would you agree to being your waifu's servant for a week?
>>4053003
Would you not?
>>4053003
No, I'm not a pathetic virgin that needs to subject himself for anything to spend time with women.
>>4052984
its just for this mini-arc about some of locus and felix's backstory, and desu i wouldnt mind a whole side season in this style about them, all of season 14 has been an anthology of AU's and side stories in different styles
>>4053003
If you're not the dominant one in the relationship. You're a failure as a male.
>>4053041
That's a respectable outlook, even if it is as strange to me as that one guy who vomits whenever he sees bare feet.
>>4053041
I don't think you're right on that one, angry-anon.
>>4053041
I suppose that's why European women like em Arabs. Modern western male is usually a sissy weakling.
>>4053088
Do you literally believe this or are you just fetish posting?
>>4053003
Get rekt. I bet you would allow you waifu to stomp your nuts if it meant expending time with her.
>>4053150
Not him but I definitely don't believe that not being dominant makes you a failure as a male.
>>4053194
>Modern """men"""
>>4053150
Honestly, yes, I do believe this. Asserting your dominance over somebody that you love in a relationship doesn't make you a man. Being able to stand up for yourself and assert dominance over those who might threaten you could be considered to make you a man. But then what actually makes a man? Outdated expectations wherein the man is expected to work all day whereas women only exist to clean and have children?
>>4053260
Retard in any era.
Any of y'all got the Huntsman Class for D&D?
>>4053289
Fucking hell it's six parts long.
Hold on.
>>4053263
But that is what men are supposed to do
Work
And that's what women are supposed to do stay home and take care of the children and keep the home
Now stop talking like a fucking Nu-male
>>4053305
Don't you have anything better to do than to post bait on /RWBYg/? Can't you go beat some kids up for a Pokémon or something?
>>4053318
>tradition is now bait
>>4053332
And done, could anyone who wants these just save them.
I don't have any problems posting them but Captcha is a pain in the ass.
>>4053351
is that you ace?
>>4053367
No, haven't seen him since the last time someone asked me to post these.
And I'm fairly certain that was in the other thread.
And I swear he mentioned something about not coming back until the hiatus is over, but I could be getting him confused with someone else.
>>4053305
In modern society there's no real reason for it to always be the man or always be the woman. Whoever can make the most, whichever has the better applicable skills. When we were a hunter-gatherer society we were actually much more egalitarian than we have been for the past few centuries; men being hunters and women being gatherers didn't do much to create a particular dominance in social dynamics, which only kicked off after we moved to sustained farming.
>>4053349
>Things that we used to do are always the best and should never be changed or even challenged
>>4053349
I was going to give you a response, but this guy >>4053414 summed it up. Enjoy your (you).
>>4053414
>Dude don't listen to old people there stupid and know nothing our ideas that were just invented years ago are totally better than the ones that were practiced for centuries
>>4053453
Anon, if every generation followed the previous generation, we'd still have slavery. :^)
>>4053453
>No, listen younger generation you don't know anything about anything so you can't change anything ever we the older people are always right and smart and know everything no matter how technology and social progress change things
>>4053466
You're not wrong in that our eternal hunter-gatherer society would not have been able to sustain a large enough population for slavery to be a feasible prospect.
Any new pages on Palcomix's Pajama Class 101?
I saw a couple of pages around here in previous threads but I can't find anything else on other places.
>>4053510
But anon, their methods didn't work for centuries. See how in a few short years technology has exploded, living conditions have increased, and the cost of household things has dropped to the point where even the poorest can afford them. But let's keep listening to the older generations and stop having new ideas. Wouldn't want to... Have a developing society.
>>4053510
At lots of points in history someone had to say what we were doing either wasn't working or was just less efficient than what we could be doing.
Tradition in and of itself has zero value. The amount of time you spend performing a worthless action does not inherently produce worth save the satisfaction an individual might obtain from that action. If the only reason to do something is that that's how your parents did it, then it should be evaluated for its inherent worth.
Think about being sent back to pre-historic era and trying to convince people to stop being hunter-gatherers and start farming, a path you know will lead to civilization and the society you seem to hold so valuable (Which as I've mentioned was not ever-present and had to be introduced/changed)
And the motherfuckers you're talking to tell you "That's stupid because it's not how we've done things."
>>4053549
Yes
A majority of those things were created by men
Your point is?
>>4053536
It's updated weekly I think. So no new pages for a while.
Still waiting for the first comic to be updated.
>>4051176
Kill the black guy
>>4053536
>t's what women are supposed to do stay home and take care of the children and keep the home
>Now stop talking like a fucking Nu-male
>>4053605
That we might have lots more nice things if women had also been allowed to contribute to their development earlier.
>>4053605
Holy shit, which Stacey did you stalk before she got a restraining order on you?
>>4053263
>Arguing about the worth of a man on an Anime Image board
>>4053726
>Did you ever wonder WHY a good chunk of women weren't allowed into the great fields of thinking?
Because development of new technologies usually requires the cumulative knowledge of previous generations, especially to be noteworthy.
Women were both actively discouraged from pursuing sciences and barred from the education that almost every great scientist you know of had to have to get where he was. None of the NASA technicians grew up on an island and figured out rocket science by themselves. They went to a big building, where lots of people told them things that we had learned over hundreds of years.
>>4053726
So it wasn't a restraining order, just a Facebook status about you?
>>4053041
I know I could, Penny wouldn't be hard either.
>>4053811
So you're just going to insult me?
Bet you feel like a big man don't you, talking shit over the internet
Also
NOT AN ARGUEMENT
>>4053726
why are you trying to talk about how useless women are on a thread based on a show about strong women kicking ass
>>4053855
>Skips the post that directly addressed his point
Why are you such a failure of a man by acting like a whiny bitch?
>>4053855
Sorry m'lord. I know you're probably a really nice guy, I would quiver if I ever met you in a one versus one gladiatorial situation, m'lord.
All I'm doing is stating facts. I would do it over the internet, or in a one versus one gladiatorial situation, it makes no difference.
So Stacey DID write a Facebook status about you. Was it just her, or did I bunch of Chad's threaten to beat you up as well, m'lord?
Life is a lot better when you don't have to worry about masculinity and stupid shit like that
>>4053847
You could tell penny something bad and she would take it a face value. If she trusted you at least.
>>4053858
I never said I thought women are useless
I said that they have different roles in society than men
Also since when are pixels Women?
>>4053795
Yes and know they can freely do whatever the fuck they want
Go to college
Get a degree
Act like whores until their ugly
Slightly fuck up politics
and a bunch of other bullshit
and they get a good chunk of it handed to them by men
>>4053918
So you concede the historical discrimination against women in sciences contributed to the disproportionate amount of men in sciences?
And now you're on to something completely different and equally wrong, because you have no way to address that point and you can't just admit you were wrong?
should i get some pizza or some burger king
>>4053902
Penny is pure.
Stop.
>>4053946
If you're asking, Pizza.
>>4053946
Which do you prefer? Honestly I could really go for a Whopper now you've brought it up.
>>4053972
hmmm well actually I think i'm gonna get some BK before work since it's fast food, and after work ill stop by my local pizza place and grab a couple of Buffalo Chicken Slices
>>4053993
Good plan.
Thanks for the Yang by the way.
>>4053944
Let me try to get my point across one more time
Men and Women have different roles in society
Men and women should stick to their roles in society with notable exceptions
Men belong at a job
Women belong at a house raising children
A man and a woman should start a family
A man should always be the dominant partner
Thus is nature and we have no reason to change the system
>>4053946
get a whole pizza, eat it all, and then feel bad
>>4054022
I did that Yesterday but i felt like i deserved it with all the jogging i did playing pokemon go
>>4053946
>Pizza
Unless it's Pepperoni kill yourself
>Burger King
>Fast Food in general
No
Please kill yourself if you eat fast food
this goes out to all of you
>>4054007
It's not as if I don't understand your point. The horribly dumb way in which you format your statements aside, I understand you perfectly.
I just think you're incorrect, and I've told you why I think you're incorrect. You have yet to present a supporting argument or logic behind these things, you just reiterate the premise over and over. If this were a class I'd be failing you and telling you to address the opposition rather than relying on the assumption that you are inherently correct to carry you through.
You genuinely seem like you hadn't even thought out that earlier premise about women in science, which sort of points toward the idea that nobody has ever challenged you on any of this. You need to get out there more and have actual discussions with people who know what they are talking about rather than sycophants who just want to pat you on the back for being so right.
>>4054059
Have fun on your own in this thread oh great puritan.
>>4054059
>Pepperoni
I love that topping but sometimes you gotta change things up
>Please kill yourself if you eat fast food
this goes out to all of you
How is me eating Pizza better then eating a burger
>>4054095
I think he opperates under the assumption that store-bought or home made is any healthier.
Or that everyone has the time to make their own meal every single day.
Speaking of burgers, anyone have a Steak and Shake near them? There's one I'd never been to on my route to work and I was really surprised at how delicious that stuff can be. I was already addicted to shakes, and theirs are good AND 50% off during my lunch hour.
>>4054059
>Not mushroom
>>4054130
Well if you were a real man and went out, found a woman and dragged her home after clubbing her with your big stick then you wouldn't have to make your own meal.
>>4054156
>This permavigin
>>4054156
Tried that, you'd be surprised how little someone can do with massive blunt force trauma.
It's like all she can do now is lie back and make babies, lucky Grogna the only woman in the village who didn't die in childbirth can take care of them.
>>4054095
>How is me eating Pizza better then eating a burger
Because depending on where you get it a Pizza has the possibility of having slightly higher ingredient quality than the recycled shit they feed you at burger king
>>4054139
>He eats something that grows amongst piles of horse shit
Atleast pigs pens are cleaned every once in a while
Also while on the topic of food
WHO THE FUCK /SteakandPerogiess/ HERE
REPRSENT NIGGAS
>>4054202
As long as its been cleaned properly I don't give a fuck.
>>4054202
>Perogiess
holy fuck i loove those things
What if your Waifu wanted to move to New Jersey and threatened to leave you if you didn't come with her
>>4054387
Why does she want to go to New Jersey?
>>4053618
No pal. That's a different comic. The one I'm looking for isn't updated in Palcomix site.
>>4054410
So she has easy access to Wawa's of course
>>4053654
Holy mother of long texts.
>>4054488
Palcomix is like Ctrl+Alt+Del.
He thinks if 90% of the panel is textbox, no-one will notice how shit his art style is.
>>4053897
No men
No women
Only dominant and submissive
>>4054527
But that art isn't half bad. It's the dialogue that makes me cringe.
>Like two kiwis
>>4054542
I like the sound of that.
>>4054569
Wait until you see the women naked from the waist down, he seems to think that the vagina is on the front of the waist.
>>4054426
and Wawa's having Hoagie Fest now
>>4053897
Honestly you should really only worry about how well you'd fare in a fist fight.
Aside from that caring about being manly is just going to make you miserable.
>>4054387
But I'm already there
>>4054651
Hey Jersey bro
Where you at
609 right next to Dix here
>>4053654
>Nora is blowing Jaune with Pyrrha nowhere to be seen
Well at least they understand Pyrrha's dynamics.
>>4054657
South
Anyone here is into faunus?
Neon doesn't count, she's a shank.
>>4054751
>Pyrrha walks into the dorm while Nora is blowing Jaune.
>Says nothing, walks out and locks the door to give them privacy.
>Starts crying in a tree.
>>4054899
I'm not quite sure I understand the question?
I like Blake
>>4054899
Catgrills are good
>>4054924
>someone sneaks up on her and says "It's going to be alright"
>It turned out to be Cinder
>>4053654
Link? Where can I find the rest?
>>4054899
>Neo and Blake will never be faunus friends.
Why live?
>>4054924
>Nora is only doing it to push Pyrrha into fucking Jaune.
>30 years and several children later Nora realizes it's not going to happen.
>[spoiler]At least shes happy[/spoiler]
hello everyone
>>4055017
A relationship that is supposed to push someone to do something but goes on far enough to have a marriage and children makes me fucking laugh.
It's just the mental image.
>>4055085
"Wow, she really isn't going for it huh Ren?"
>>4055048
Please leave
>>4054978
>Blake teaches Neo how to read
Stop being cute, dammit
>>4054978
Ice cream cat is best cat
>>4051162
But Neon is cute.
>>4055085
>JNPR is graduating from Beacon.
>Jaune and Nora have been together for three years
>Nora subtly hints that now that graduation is here she and Jaune might separate, if only someone would step in for her so he wouldn't be so alone.
>Pyrrha says something vaugely them being good together though about and goes off to cry some more.
>Nora signs and wonders if them moving in together would be the thing to push Pyrrha over the edge.
Did that anon ever write the dick girl cinder fucks arslan story?
>>4055198
Neon is shit, Yang is best Faunus.
>>4055219
>Years pass.
>JN have several adventures.
>Nora and Jaune have their first child.
>Child goes off to Beacon becomes a hunter
>They retire quietly tired of the fighting.
>Old content and happy, Nora calls up the foreveralone Pyrrha to give her a message.
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE GODDAMN WORTHLESS!"
>>4055281
Never forget Prodman
>>4055297
That pile of utter shit?
>>4055302
Don't you mean "udder" shit?
>>4055219
>Jaune fags and that artist will discard Renora if it means more shit for their self insert.
Jaune fags should be crucified.
>>4055288
>SIXTY FUCKING YEARS. SIXTY FUCKING YEARS. TWO CHILDREN AND A FUCKING HOUSE IN THE WOODS. I'M GOING TO START SENDING YOU OUR SEX TAPES.
>YOU LOSER.
>>4055311
That is one of the few retarded reasons it was shit.
>>4055288
>Pyrrha is a teacher at Beacon
>JN's kid is enrolled in her class
>>4054899
Faunus girls are the best girls.
>>4055330
I'm not saying it wasn't
But it was fun at the time
Still fun to remember
>>4055161
im really sorry anon
>>4055329
>YOU REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD FOR SIX MONTHS? I WAS CAMPED OUT IN THE WOODS AND WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BY AND STEAL HIM!
>I WAS GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME DISAPPEAR BUT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR MOVED IN ON HIM FIRST.
>HOW CAN YOU BE SO UTTERLY FUCKING INCOMPETENT THAT YOU DON'T TAKE THAT GODDAMN CHANCE?
>>4055319
I used to like him, visiting this general for so long and witnessing they use him for their self insert fantasies made me heavily dislike him with time.
Just like Neon fags somehow made me dislike her character.
>>4055319
>The whole thing is a joke at Pyrrha's expense.
You must be fun at parties.
>>4055402
>REMEMBER THAT CRUISE WHERE JAUNE LOST HIS LUGGAGE AND ONLY HAD THONGS TO WEAR?
>I ARRANGED THAT. I
ARRANGED THAT.
>AND YOU DID NOTHING.
>>4055319
>will discard Renora if it means making a Pyrrha suffering joke.
Seriously the premise is a jealously goes on for a hilariously long ass time.
Triggered is a stupid word but these days it really does seem like the right one.
>>4055341
I wish Faunus were Elins.
>>4055515
Elin a cute.
Elin a sexy.
Looking at them makes me want to play TERA again but my toaster can barely handle it.
>>4055474
>DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO SAY FOR YOURSELF PYRRHA?
>we would have ended up together eventually
>NO YOU WOULDN'T.
>>4055340
>They're in on the plan as well.
>>4055402
>that neighbor was Cinder
>>4055541
I'm considering playing it now also lots of new mods for the game.
Elins in RWBY would make Faunus way more interesting.
>>4055281
Well I'm not saying Yang would be a bad faunus since she isn't a terrorist, thief, annoying photographer, nor does she abandon people.
>>4054899
>she's a shank.
So Neon Katt is an improvised sharpened object used stab people an cut ropes?
>>4055560
>Subtly drop hints that they see Pyrrha as a mother figure.
>How their mother believes in true love and would be willing to step aside for it.
>Pyrrha just becomes more forever alone
>>4054899
Neon is not a shitty prison blade. She is a high quality knife. Thanks
>>4055402
>I'VE PROBABLY FAKED MY DEATH MORE TIMES THEN RUBY'S MOTHER AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO COMEBACK BECAUSE SOME OTHER WOMAN MAKES A MOVE BEFORE YOU.
>REMEMBER THAT PLANE CRASH? I WAS ACTUALLY SITTING IN A TREE WATCHING THROUGH BINOCULARS AS YOU LET THE MAIL WOMAN SOMEHOW MAKE A MOVE BEFORE YOU.
>>4055586
>I'm considering playing it now also lots of new mods for the game.
I should check those out.
>Elins in RWBY would make Faunus way more interesting.
Interesting is an understatement.
>>4055593
>During one of Nora's faked deaths they pretend to cry and seek out Pyrrha's support.
>Pyrrha somehow ends up foisting them on another professor and Plan "Sex on my Grave" has to be shut down before Jaune ends up with their history teacher.
>Pyrrha all the while is just sitting alone feeling sorry for herself and hating herself for not being able to take Nora's place.
>>4055637
Blake, Neon, Velvet all would be way cuter as Elins.
>>4055707
>One of Nora's faked deaths involved burning their house down.
>Jaune and the kids ended up rooming with Pyrrha.
>Instead of taking advantage of the opportunity Pyrrha ends up moving out out of betaness and a single woman seeking a good man moves in.
>Nora reenters the scene by going through the fucking window.
RWBYg, my main men! What's shakin'?
>>4055765
>tfw no cute faunus GF with thick thighs to fuck.
>>4055798
i wonder how long it would take RT to animated thighs as thick as Elins.
jaune fucks like a dead fish
>>4055850
They came close but no cigar.
>>4055784
>N-nora! You're alive!
>You're damn right I am. Where's Pyrrha?
>She moved out.
>She moved out.
>Yeah to the country.
>Even though you were single and emotionally vulnerable?
>Yeah?
>For the love of...KIDS WE'RE MOVING TO THE COUNTRY.
>>4055903
Can confirm. Fucking Jaune Arc was the biggest mistake of my life. And I willing chose Russel Thrush as my partner at Beacon.
>>4055918
>Hey sis?
>Hmm?
>You ever worry about what would actually happen if Ms.Nikos actually ended up with dad?
>Nope.
>Me neither.
These stupid ideas always go way past being funny.
>>4056139
Welcome to RWBYg.
>>4056139
Hey there, this must be your first time here. Welcome to RWBYg!
Careful around the Neofags. They are into some kinky shit.
>>4055635
Neon Katt is a fine top tier Fairbairn knife.
I was originally going to compare her to a Ka Bar but than I thought about it an a Fairbairn suits her fighting style more I'd imagine.
>>4056216
I've discovered at least 2 fetishes because of Neofags...
>>4056343
Which ones Anon?
>>4056343
Sounds disgusting seeing how it's always hardcore femdom
>>4056049
>Cardin fucked Jaune before Pyrrha
>>4056395
Cool.
>>4056415
>everyone did
>>4056454
>Pyrrha fucked Jaune before Pyrrha did
>>4056415
If you look up "cardin rwby" cardin x jaune comes up before him and velvet
>Close your eyes now time for dreams
>Death is never what it seems
Grimm Pyrrha confirmed?
>>4056599
No, Cinder is snarling about how the protagonists will be having wet dreams about her even if she dies. Though some have interpreted this as Cinder being egotistical.
>>4056654
*snarking
>>4056654
Alright then, what about these lyrics from When It Falls
>the blinding eyes
>that burn a yellow flame
>the embers that remain
>will light the fuse of condemnation
Does this mean Pyrrha's death was all according to keikaku?
What if you an your waifu found a stash of nazi gold?
>>4056702
no, that was just RWBY colors in song:
>Maybe red's like roses?
>Maybe it's the pool of blood
>The innocents will lay in
>When in the end you've failed to save them?
>Their dying eyes
>Are wide and white like snow
>And now they know
>The cost of trusting you's obliteration
>Swallowed by the darkness
>Soon the moon is bathed in black
>The light of hope is taken
>And discontent is the contagion
>The blinding eyes
>That burn a yellow flame
>The embers that remain
>Will light the fuse of condemnation
i like penny
>>4055340
Ohgod don't have that end up in /ss/
>>4056850
How did I not see that?
>Been playing AA2 since last year
>Create Winter and Weiss characters
>No good bun hair for Winter
>Decide to just make her with her hair down
>Last thread
>Someone posts someone who looks like Winter
>It's some chick named Elizabeth Liones
>MFW she looks just like my AA2 Winter
I want to take Neon's skates away and place them in the trash.
Weiss summoning the armor around herself when
>>4057193
Like Kameo?
Probably never?
Anybody else want to snuggle up with Neo and convince her to stop being so abusive towards everyone?
>>4057307
The only way to do that is to put her down
>>4057307
Yeah, so long as I get to tap that
>>4057307
No but I want to stick my cock in her and cum buckets while she smiles smugly at me.
>>4057193
Right now?.
>>4057365
Is she smug because it's a competition and she's gonna tear your ass when your done?.
>>4057390
Please.
I want Neo to ballbust somebody whilst kissing me and giving me a handjob.
>>4057190
I want you to delete this.
>>4057390
It's cause she knows she's tight enough to make me lose control and not pull out.
>>4057190
I admire you ambition, but what are we going to do with Neon's roller blades?
>>4057193
v12jauneandweiss.png
>>4057586
>Jaune will be killed by Weiss
>Weiss summons him to do her bidding using her semblance
>>4057516
>>4057562
>Roman's death made Neo decide to give up the life of crime and settle down.
>Gets knocked up in the most kinky way possible by one of roman's henchmen she was close with.
>IE: the one she wanted to stab the least.
>Happened to be a faunus from the white fang.
>Pussy so good she made him stop hating humans.
>>4057193
I swear it was intentional.
>>4056309
That's not even remotely correct.
>>4057896
The long lost missing Schnee sibling.
Just saw the new Hero for overwatch. She's a hooded sniper who covers one eye.
>>4057488
Have you read that double s femdom doujin?
>>4058231
Mama Sniper frowns upon you in grimm disappointment.
>>4058231
Yes, but she has a daughter. So the similarities end there.
>>4058309
So, like, won't the nature of how Overwatch is played force her to kill her own daughter?
That's pretty fucked up.
>>4058309
But hot damn were the younger versions of her and Overwatch hot.
>>4058311
There are numerous plausible explanations for this.
>>4058334
Best friends and family kill one another all the time in that game.
>>4058348
Is it correct to assume that the person on the far left is Zarya?
Also, Mercy is still cute
>>4058334
Yeah it's best not to think too much about those implications
>>4058348
That guy on the left looks like a pre-op Zarya.
>>4058348
>Teen Mercy
Oh my god. There are pink hearts floating over my head right now.
>>4058379
I dunno, that far left one look slike a dude. You can see the goatee when you zoom in. Curious who he and the far right chick will end up being.
>>4058379
No, that's a guy.
>>4057488
I want this also but instead of ballbusting cause that's distracting I want neo to be holing on to a leash connected to a collar around one of the protagonist who would be growling at her feet.
If it's a male protagonist he could also be in chastity while humping her boot with no effect at all.
>>4058309
Overwatch is done taking TF2 characters and is now going so far as to turn individual TF2 weapons into characters now. Meanwhile, TF2 is like officially dead 'cause it's pro-gamer update farted. 'Tis a sad time.
>>4058548
>Neo will never kiss you just to feed you her spit
>>4058579
It's sexier when you remember Weiss is taller than Neo, meaning she's probably crawling on a bed or something in that pic.
>>4055319
Ok, so:
- the whole thing is a joke on Pyrrha's uselessness. I thought you guys love Pyrrha suffering and exaggerating her inability to score?
- while I agree that Palcomix should grace this world with its death, that particular thing has Nora practicing her technique on Jaune to give Ren the best possible first time. Yang is her teacher.
>>4058607
I like to think that weiss is so weak in the knees after neo kisses her that she almost falls to her knees if not got her clutching onto neo.
http://demonpetdoodles.tumblr.com/post/147301246839
This is rather long so I'm not dumping all the images. Probably of greater interest to Neofags than anyone else.
>>4058725
I wonder what a alpha gorilla grimm will look like.
>>4058757
I saw this earlier it would of been sad until cinders not frozen ass showed up.
I want to pull out Neo's teeth.
Kickfriend?
>>4058725
>I Was In The Middle Of Fucking That
>Jlullably
>Weiss
About damn time
>>4058554
That it is friend
I've been playing TF2 on and off for the past 6 years now and it has never been like this....
At least we can still have some good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWL3ZAgsDg
>>4058916
Its implying to be events after vol3 roman being dead cinders frozen ass should be frozen on top of the tower not hanging around some smug thugs wallet stealing operation.
>>4058999
Qrow never mentions her being frozen alongside the dragon.
>>4058896
These guys are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ
>>4058401
Mercy was the same age then as she is now. She's an unliving nanomachine vampire with no pulse who can't tell heat from cold.
>>4059025
She clearly gets hit by the time stop or whatever too though maybe her super powers let her escape.
>>4058554
>'Tis
Anyone who does that is a faggot.
>>4059040
God damn, I recognized those videos just by the thumbnails when I hovered over them
>tfw Holden Age Achievement Hunter is gone and it's never coming back
I want to throw all of Weiss's clothes in the fucking street.
>>4059133
Now that's just plain mean
>>4059133
I want you to do that so I can take in a naked Weiss, give her clothes and a cup of hot chocolate.
>>4059133
>>4057190
(You)
>>4057985
Do you believe there is a better knife to suit Neon? Now that I think about it maybe a Gurkha kukri would suit her better.
I want to make Weiss eat a big bowl of spiderwebs.
I bet Neo uses her Semblance to make an illusion of Roman, but then it shatters when she tries to hug it and she cries more haha.
how can this be an RT thread when I type find m3u8 and get no results?
>>4059381
Come back when something's been released in the last 16 hours.
I want to put holes in Neo's umbrella so when it rains she still gets wet.
>>4057488
I want neo to do this to me
I want to give Ruby an empty cookie box with a brick inside just to see her heart sink in disappointment.
Anyone have a rip of the latest rwby chibi episode?
>Neo asks you to 69
>She sits on your face
>Doesn't even undo your pants
>>4059624
I want to reenact that Asanagi/Shindol doujin with Neo.
>>4059624
Why has this been cropped in this place where porn flows freely?
>>4058554
>"Overwatch is just a tf2 ripoff"
>>4059766
Because the crop is already saved
>>4058253
http://exhentai.org/g/915311/fc78af743c/
This one? I want someone to recolor her hair like Neo's
>>4059779
It's not a total rip off. Just some of the characters and weapons.
>>4059798
I cannot find the source if the image is cropped.
This is unfortunate.
>>4059779
There's a difference between Overwatch being a total ripoff and acknowledging some stuff from TF2 got wholesale lifted for Overwatch.
>>4059766
i would say because its not against the rules on the board
>>4059909
You may have misread that post.
>>4059922
i believe i did
>>4059766
>>4059847
>>4059828
Was cropped from the old /co/ threads. It's a good very femdom doujin one of the best, neofags should steal ideas from for commissions.
http://exhentai.org/g/724366/30d80db8b1/
>>4060116
Did everyone leave to go fap to this? cause I did
>>4060718
I'm thinking about writing something with Winter, that's all
>>4060718
I admit to nothing.
>>4059381
Because this thread is a decoy. The real thread moved to a private server months ago. Though you need to make a "truly RWBYg" post here to gain access to it.
>>4060116
Stupid guy should of stuck with the other girl
>>4060749
I have a big urethra, give me access to the private server
>>4060749
>Though you need to make a "truly RWBYg" post here to gain access to it.
Arkos was Monty's original plan. Miles wanted to kill off Pyrrha to give Jaune more spotlight and character development. When will Weiss and Neptune just fuck already? Post the lewd Rube. Adam fucked Blake in her sword wound, finished by jacking himself off with Yang's hand. Cinder pegged Nora. Every non-speaking character in the tournament got raped and eaten by grimm. Burnie payed me to say all this.
>>4060749
I'd get on my knee's and suck Ruby's 12 inch mega cock, gibe cacess
You guys are dumb as shit.
>>4061002
I'm not
The rest of these fucks probably are
Why are you just realizing this now?
>>4061039
>Dividing this post into three lines
>Not dumb as shit
>>4061039
>Everyone's so stupid
>Everyone but me
I bet you're the dumbest one of them all
>>4061187
We are all dumb here.
Otherwise we wouldn't be here.
>>4061299
Shit, I didn't mean to reply
Let's shitpost more!
Pic related.
what if neo pulled your teeth out
>>4060718
Everyone is having fun in the /v/ thread
you ever find a really sad youtube channel with like under 100 subscribers and an average of 14 views per video
>>4061579
Would she be mounted on top of me on a chair? Would she be sitting on my chest with her legs on both side of my head? Or would she just be standing away from me while she does it?.
>>4061882
FatmanFalling isn't that bad.
>>4061922
i've never heard of it and it's full of rwby videos be honest anon is this your youtube channel
>>4061907
How sweet you cared enough to reply
>>4061955
>be honest anon is this your youtube channel
If it were I would have uploaded the Vol.3 review already instead of bullshitting.
>>4061882
>YouTube channels that produce high quality content that have jack shit for subscribers
>YouTube channels that only produce videos in 144p and somehow have tens if not hundreds thousands of subcribers
>Faggot main steam youubers that try way to fucking hard
>Faggots who think their funny when there not
Why
Hey anons, if you were to ask a RWBY for their panties, which RWBY would it be?
>>4058311
>implying May hasn't been TEEN PREGNANT!!!! 4 times already
She's a damn factory.
>>4059086
What's some good shit from the golden age to watch? I just found out the rt podcast is like AH's off topic so I've been watching that backwards
>>4059381
Whatever it is, it probably drops to public in 2 days, a week, or 2 days if you just make a free account. If it doesn't, you can drop 3 hamburgers a year for all the great content you get.
>>4061482
PENNY IS FUCKING CUTE
I JUST WANT TO HOLD HER CLOSE
>>4062226
Blake they would drenched in piss and ass sweat from all the times she's run away
>>4062226
Weiss.
HARD MODE
>>4062368
me too do you think shes soft
>>4062438
Yes
Why is Penny perfection?
I want to sneak into the arena when all the shit is going down in the last 2 episodes and steal penny's head.
I wanna take penny's head home and skull fuck her like a onahole.
>>4062596
Castrate yourself you sick fuck.
>>4062572
because she's nice and cute and polite and friendly and listens to you and would respect you and spend a lot of time with you and has cute freckles
>>4062357
Does May even know how babies are made?
>>4062709
Good point I should unscrew all her teeth and then try to reboot her for a realistic moving mouth
>>4062385
Lewd. I like your taste.
>>4062709
Not that Anon but think
She is a robot so she can still communicate with you.
It would be like the head jars from futurama or the boyfriend from lollipop chainsaw.
>>4062809
PennyAnon you are a light in the darkness
You bring forth the values of Penny everyday
I hope you find a girl like her.
>>4062962
All she cares to know is that lesbians can't have them.
>>4062386
Bold anon. Quite bold.
>>4062709
Can I have Neo do it for me?
>>4063624
Neo will never castrate your dick and or balls and while your on the floor crying you'll never watch as Neo crushes your castrated manhood under her boot into mush.
>>4062226
>Ask for Ruby's panties
>She gives them without question
>Her sister sees
>Slaps you for taking advantage of Ruby's innocence
>Look Yang in the eyes while you take a deep whiff of Ruby's lewds
>Smile as she blushes and slaps you again before walking away in disgust
>>4063769
>You will never have to decide between losing your dick and being forever horny or losing your balls and being forever unfulfilled
>She will never play with your castrated balls by popping them in her mouth and rolling them around like jawbreakers before chewing them to a pulp
>>4063977
Can't do that if I don't have genitals.
>>4063977
You fuck off, fuck off anon. I'm tired of these fuck offs. Fuck off!
>castrationfags
>ballbustingfags
If you actually get off to any of these things
Please actually do it and remove your self from the gene pool you degenerates
>>4063769
>>4063910
Edit neo into this image.
>>4064307
I think i'm going to be sick
My castration anxiety is going crazy.
Maybe it's just because I don't understand
But people don't understand my attraction to girls with more "pronounced" fetures
>>4064467
>castration anxiety
m8 that's the whole point, it's fearplay
>>4064467
Its ok dude calm down and look at this
>>4064651
Gross
>>4064651
Post more cute Arkos
>>4064307
Idk how to edit but I want this I mean not to happen to me.I want the image of neo about to crush some poor dude's dick
neo is always killing/bullying other girls I wanna see her cut off jaune or mercury or rens dick and crush it with a smug smile.
I dont murder waifus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-FIHpLIt8
What if your waifu said Rawr xD
>>4064854
But anon, Arkos is cute and comfy!
>>4064931
How does a person pronounce "xD"
>>4064945
They just say ex dee
>>4064938
Well yeah, the fanart is cute and comfy, but that means nothing. Hell, someone could draw Blake and Adam wrapped up in a blanket together in front of a fireplace sharing a mug of hot cocoa and call it the most comfy ship.
>>4064676
I can distinctly remember wanting to grab Fuuka lewdly.
>>4063818
She does seem quite eager.
>>4065080
Please tell me there's a Nora version
I WANT yang and her love
>>4065161
Sadly no, just RWBY.
>>4065166
You'll get loneliness and crippling depression.
>>4065193
Why
>>4065276
Because she's not real and you're wasting away your life.
>>4065285
A life enjoyed isn't wasted.
>>4065161
>tfw no Nora, Penny, or May version of them stripping or flashing for you
>>4065482
>tfw no Neon Katt too.
>>4065482
>tfw the guy who made these made a bunch with Ruby, but only like 1 with Yang.
>>4065174
>Implying Yang does not go commando
>>4065630
Well yeah, those aren't HER panties she's giving you
>>4065730
It's not the depression which crippled her.
>>4065755
But it is the crippling that depresses her
>>4065775
She's depressed that she's crippled, and still crippled because she's depressed.
A terrible cycle.
>>4065812
And people think she is more depressed because Blake leaving her.
>>4065812
Yes, she's also terrible at riding her cycle now that she's crippled, which is quite depressing
>>4063054
>Put a white dust crystal inside
>Pee inside
>Baby in 9 months
Jokes on penny, she's a father to a whole lot of kids now
>>4065870
I don't know about it causing more depression than the crippling, but it's certainly in addition to the crippling. Blake was supposed to be her partner, and she had to force her to open up not once but twice, and then got crippled trying to defend her... And then Blake just leaves without a word.
>>4065870
Her partner running off after she suffered a crippling injury was just a sad cherry on the suffering whipped cream of the suffering cake.
>>4065960
>>4065948
Yeah I agree but some Bumblebee fans say she feels worse about Blake running way than about losing an arm. Would she rather have Blake come back, or get her arm back?
What if yang cried on your shoulder
>>4066047
she knew blake for like 4 months
she'd take the damn arm
>>4066093
Not much to do. Hold her, embrace her, and show her that you're there for her.
>>4066093
Get up and walk away.
>>4065960
Yang gets:
>Abandoned by her mother
>Her step mother up and dies on her
>Her father breaks down after losing a second wife and Yang finds out her "mom" actually isn't her mom
>Her alcoholic uncle is an alcoholic spook that's gone all the time on "missions"
>Yang loses her childhood to having to grow up rapidly to be the "mom" for the sake of the Rubooty and Rubelly
>Is involved with criminal scum enough to know where to go for what she needs. *Hint**hint*
>Probably has a pretty large rap sheet at the patch P.D.
>After spending much of the school year opening up her partner Blake with physical and emotional support Blake continues to run out on her over and over.
>Ironwood getting sassy when she says Mercury attacked her. In a world with fucking teleporters, ORAORAORAORAORA, shadow clones, summoning, telekineses, maidens, and shit and the literally half iron man is giving her sass like she's a confused pre-teen who played doctor with uncle instead of a huntress in-training at one of the best hunter schools in remnant after graduating from Signal.
>Her own partner she's bonded with over the school year over all their problems and her fucking uncle who was pretty much the half-papa with her all those years after taiyang broke don't believe her
>Even if the smug thugs get curb stomped down the road and Rubes/Velvet who figured it out as well as anyone in the Haven RNJR arc try to corroborate the ruse, with the CCT down she'll already be convicted in the court of public opinion for far too long (Think OJ Simpson/Michael Jackson, etc.). Likely only able to eke out a meager living at frontier towns too busy trying to not get overrun by grimm to know who she is.
>On dorm-arrest when the attack on beacon starts. Can't reach Ruby cause Merc already irk'd Ruby's scroll. Has to bear with not being able to be there for her little sister in this major crisis.
>Loses her arm trying to save Blake
>>4066398
>Blake runs when they reach Vale instead of supporting her now maimed partner who got maimed trying to see, I dunno, save he from her ex-partner who just stabbed her in the gut.
>Rubes in a coma.
>Weiss abandons her when her father takes her away to Atlas.
>Rubes recovers only to run away soon after.
>Yang is a hand to hand brawler who's just lost her arm. Even if she gets a decent prosthetic for combat she sill has to re-train half-way to account for the differences it brings
>Remember when they were on the field trip to mountain glenn and Oobleck asked about why they wanted to become hunters, Yang wanted adventures where she didn't know what the next day would bring and helping people was a nice bonus. Beacon is toast for the forseeable future, she'd need a likely expensive prosthetic and a lot of money to fight her way through grimm to another kingdom's hunter academy only to face the public perception fallout of Emerald tricking her into attacking mercury. Her future is essentially in tatters
>Yang's need to recover and the fallout of recent events incl. Qrow fucking off yet again will likely lead to whatever info Raven let slip to qrow be useless by the time she hears about it let alone can do anything with it. Teasing her yet again with a trail gone cold.
>>4066398
>Her alcoholic uncle is an alcoholic spook that's gone all the time on "missions"
>Implying he was on missions when they were kids, when we know he was teaching at signal up until recently.
>much of the school year opening up her partner Blake with physical and emotional support
>2 days is much of the school year.
>She wasn't even the one who noticed something was wrong
>Weiss abandons her
>abandons her by being taken against her will
>Rubes recovers only to run away soon after.
>run away
>run away towards the enemies responsible for everything
Fucking Yang apologists.
>>4066414
only one person can help yang overcome all this shit
>>4066666
wASTE
>>4066672
https://soundcloud.com/presmatryoshka/initial-ngeng
>>4066666
what a waste of a get
>>4066666
Megasatan dropping the sick truths
>>4066666
I want to help yang [spoiler]HARDEN THE FUCK UP [/spoiler] and [spoiler]GET OFF YOUR ASS YOU LAZY INGRATE[/spoiler]
>>4066866
Fuggin sumbitch spoilers
>>4066866
>using spoilers
>on /trash/
>>4066666
YANGNIGGERS BTFO
New thread when.
>>4064854
Patience.