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>>3956523
Yeah thankfully, I slept through most of it but the firetruck woke me up kek.
>>3956530
Thank you for the thread.
>>3956584
iiya
Praying for that one guy's safety.
>>3956488 (Fyxe)
Well, back home, mutants can do stuff like this!
>He sprays a powdery beam towards the ground, making a pile of snow.
>>3956444
>I've made my own perception of it blatant through my own characters
>Boy am I going to feel like a dumbass when Mima comes back and drags all the others back in to the light with her.
>>3956462
Noone else at th'moment, I clearly know what they are, it's some combination of my magic and the pact I made with my familiar that lets me I assume, and no I'm not. Happy?
>>3956584
KAMINA
Why do I keep having fucking dreams about you?
>>3956538 (Furry porn)
I mean... there are REALLY too much people. Oh btw, some fox named Nick came here today. He told me a knew you, is that right?
Tried to get me in his bed, but I'm faithful~
Thanks for the songs as always
>>3956619
Sex appeal
>>3956601
What?
>>3956619
D-Do not fantasize about me.
>>3956637
dream about me iiya
>>3956537
>She reaches up and pats your knees in a futile attempt at comforting you.
It's nothing against you, I'm sure she really wants to let you pet her, she's just too fragile.
>>3956539
We gotta train your tail. Can you fight with it?
Like, if you smacked somebody with it, would it hurt them or you?
>>3956537
...
>she rises her claws but then lowers it
>>3956539
Okay.
>she opens her mouth,
>>3956561
I guess this makes it easier then, though I like making my enemies bleed.
>>3956548
Oh, okay, bye!
>>3956612
Wow that's pretty rad actually. I was was a "mutant" like you, I'd have made that thing everytime I didn't want to go to school...
But unfortunately, I'm not. Unless macromastia count as some sort of super power. It's not so common, here...
>>3956651
I am not too keen on having nightmares.
>>3956584
Don't thank the messenger, thank the orderer.
>>3956616
Hmm...
*Nero pulls out a knife and cuts off his own hand*
*Holds his severed hand close to her*
You can see stands?
Can you see my Metallica?
>>3956482(Makoto)
>He has metal cat ears and tail and is also dressed in a fairly revealing shirt and tight pants.
I have these parts built-in!
>>3956505(Garnet)
I-I told you I don't know what you're talking about.. But who were they after?
>>3956668
>Make the beer flows into your mouth
So, How do you feel Clawdia? Taste good, right?
>>3956667
Herr... as much as I like to cosplay, I don't fight at all, I'm pretty sensitive overall I'd say.
I only smack people's face with my tail to tease them, you know?
>>3956616
>I'm sure you'll find a way to work around it.
>>3956572
You got some nice...Uh...eyes.
>>3956673
Macro...What? And yeah, this isn't as sweet as it looks. We get a lot of backlash for being like this. I was chased away by an angry mob once I learned I had powers...
RACE WAAAAAARRRRRR!
>>3956667
Sorry.
>>3956668
. . .
>Keeps staring at claws.
>>3956713
>she immediately spits the alcohol out of her mouth
Ew! Ew ew! Was this poison? Cats drink poison?
>>3956632
I guess.
>>3956637
Okay so I went to your house to pick you up for a carpool and you were sleeping next to a drake and after I woke you up you were like what the fuck, so we teamed up to beat the shit out of with our bare hands and then after it was beaten to a pulp we had some weird kind of romantic moment. Not gay though.
>>3956687
>She gawks a little
...Did ya really hafta take it off? Gods...looks more like a parasite than a Stand.
>>3956722
>I'll manage a handwave I'm sure.
>It'll be interesting just seeing them back again.
>>3956630
Nick? Never heard of him, but good on you for staying faithful~ There can only be one pervert around here~!
Yeah, I was digging through some of my older stuff I listened to. Its interesting hearing the stuff you listened to days on end after a few years. You might like this as well, dunno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloBD9xxwZ0
>>3956722
And you seem pretty chill~
>>3956729
Finally.
>>3956739
Want to grab em? This time I'm kinda ready for your strength. Or are you one of those crab hunters?
>>3956668
My Metallica works better on exposed blood remember that, so enjoy letting blood out of your victims I'll finish them off.
>>3956747
*Smirks*
*Places his severed hand back, stapled form holding it in place*
That's Metallica for you. Be happy I did not use it's ability on you
>>3956722
Macromastia... Don't want to explain that out loud. It's not a very decent topic to talk about, though everyone can see it when I'm around...
It kind of sucks for the whole mob thing... I feel you on that one, my kind isn't liked everywhere. Though I don't feel it's comparable at all... being a "mutant" where everyone don't have any power, seems way worse than a bit of fursecution.
>>3956761
Some fox working with a bunny cop, or something, don't know much, but he was kind....
This music look an awful lot like "Savant" at least the beginning. Do you know him?
>>3956694
>She covers her mouth and tries to hold in a laugh, pointing at your ears.
..Why? That just looks.. Silly. You look like a girl!
>>3956713
So, like..
How much would it hurt if I hit your tail with a hammer? One to ten.
>>3956739
>She frowns and shakes her head.
No, Nina, don't apologize. You can't help it! There's nothing to apologize for, you're you, right?
>>3956694
Alright fine. I will not be bringing it up. Often. One of our newer members. It was believed she made someone angry.
>>3956788
...I wonder how well that works with geomancy. Never really bothered with metals like that.
>>3956741
It's not poison, it makes people happy... and everyone drink it....
Maybe it's harful to crabs I dont know...
You might want to drink salt water to wash the taste, maybe?
>>3956773
. . .
>Shakes her head.
>>3956796
. . .
>Buries her face even deeper into the fluff of your tail.
I'm not trying to hurt anyone.
I like you <3
>>3956729
Hey hey hey, no need to get violent!
>>3956747
>If they come back that is.
>>3956761
Ice puns are MY shtick, thank you.
>>3956791
>He's been struggling to keep his eyes up the whole time.
Yeah. Professor X. has really been one of the only ones who accepts me. I owe him my life, really.
>>3956796
TEN! TEN! Why would you do that?!!
I mean, is it really important for me to train my tail, it just there, hanging around and being fluffy, it doesn't need to be more than that.
>>3956788
Sounds like a deal, wanna shake on it?
>rises her ,now metal-plated, claws up for a handshake
>>3956826
Salt water? I drink everything a little girl drinks. I can go to ocean for a drink, it's not hard since I can breathe in it.
>>3956850
Hm.
>she looks at her metal hands
Nice hands.
>>3956855
I love you too Matsuda-kun~!
>>3956855
Thank you, I like me too.
>>3956857
>Well, ZUN did say that he's going to bring Mima back when he has an opportunity, so there's hope yet for at least some of the PC98s.
>I don't expect Orange or Shingyoku or Ellen and such to come back, but hey. At least there's a chance that some of them're still around.
>>3956815
Basic manipulation of iron in the environment using magnetism. That is my Metallica's ability
>>3956878
*Stares for a few seconds*
Deal
*Extends his hand shaking her claw*
>>3956891
>kiss~
<3
>Matsuda
>>3956850
>She sighs and rocks from side-to-side, coiling her tail warmly around you.
I know. I figured you weren't.
I'm guessing you never even wanted those hands, right?
You don't like them?
>>3956859
Well, 'cause that's strength and endurance and stuff. You've gotta train your tail.
Like, a squirrel tail starts off being super sensitive. But I've trained it and use it every day, so I can fight with it like a third fist or leg.
OH SHIT THE RACE WAR HAS BEGUN
I want to rub these
>>3956791
Hm...heard about him, but never interacted with him.
Savant? Of course! I think I listened to his Vario album at least 4 times. The two sound really similar when you mention it.
>>3956857
Hey man, you need to cool down
>>3956857
>notices
Herr, it's okay, It's not like I can do anything about it. Even wearing "decent clothes" won't hide them. Thanks for trying though, decent people like you are rare here.
That professor X sounds like a cool guy, he is a mutant like you. It would surprise me if he was a plain human
>>3956878
Everything a little girl drink?... Well
Here are melon juice, no pun intended, sorry about the beer thing....
>hands you a glass
>>3956924
....I recognize those paws.
>>3956878
>Frowns.
>>3956917
No . . .
. . .
>>3956796
H-hey!
>His metal ears twitch and his tail flails around.
T-that's not nice..
>>3956809
What makes you say that? Did something happen prier than that?
>>3956898
I mostly just bother with summoning crystals and such, myself.
>>3956940
As do I
>>3956855
Like you too anon.
>>3956896
>Don't lose hope.
>>3956927
I think you're the one who needs to chill out.
>>3956920
Seriously, we don't need to have a war.
>>3956938
>He shrugs.
I try not to be an asshole. Scares away the cute girls. And yeah, Professor Xavier is a mutant. He can read minds.
>>3956908
>squeals like a schoolgirl
I can't believe Matsuda-kun kissed me... Oh! I better write this down so I don't forget.
>>3956898
So are you one those people who kills anyone, or I you have a moral code?
>>3956938
>she looks at the glass
Uh...
>she opens her mouth and points to the glass and then her mouth
>>3956942
What's wrong? You're a monster girl too? Don't worry I have the same thing kinda, except mine is.. Well you know claws.
>>3956924
Hmm... I don't mind anon, it's a refreshing change from all the boobs lover I got around there.
Don't get funny while doing so though.
>>3956927
I liked Savant a lot around 2013, but it was more his "Alchemist" album from me. Never liked dupstep before
>>3956917
O-Okay, I guess it can't hurt to try.
What should I do to start properly?
>fucks myself in the ass
hAHahahahahaaAHAHHAHAaahahahaAHAHAHahahahha'aHAHAHAHaHAhAHahaHaAHAHAHAHAHhaHAhahAHAHaHaHahhAhaHAhAhAAHHAHAhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy im fita NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>nuts on poster below
>>3956855
I despise you.
You're a worthless cunt with no business with me.
Just want to let you know HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E
>>3956999
No worries! Lay back and relax...
>>3956920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
>>3956965
That's boring... You can't even do much with that
>>3956991
I killed people as a job before. So I don't give a shit. Do what ever you please
>>3956942
Can you tell me how you got them?
If you don't want to talk about it, then that's fine. You don't have to.
>>3956961
S-Sorry! You're right, I shouldn't have laughed.
I just, uh.. Didn't expect you to look like that. You're cute! In like, an adorable kind of way.
>>3956999
Hmm.. Just like you'd train your fists, I guess!
>She raises up her palms.
Here, hit me with it as hard as you can.
>>3957011
I'm sorry.
But I still like you!
>>3956920
FUCK TEXAS! BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND!
>>3956970
Hey nick, you there? I was talking about you
>>3956927
Furry porn, Nick.
Nick, Furry porn.
>>3956991
Oh sorry Clawdia!
>lets the juice flows in once again
>>3956984
Well you don't see a ice dude everyday, but peeps here are cool, there are far more stranger things than you here.
He can read minds... he can control that right? It would be frightful to hear what everyone think about you constanlty...
How many times do you jack off in a day?
>>3956991
No.
>>3957052
. . .
>>3957051
Well, I can more or less fly with it, so there's that.
>>3957057
>Calm down now.
>>3956920
>What's all this about?
>>3956961
I believe I should tell. There were some sacrifices we had to make protecting this planet.
>>3957027
Alright, let's do it.
>gets off shoes
>shows you paws
I hope I don't smell funny....
>>3957052
Hmm... okay, I'll try
>Spins for a bit, and smashes the fist with tail at full force
>it's a fluke
>tfw you like Asuka but know she hates you :^(
>>3957018
>>3957011
That's just disgusting.
>>3957058
As far as I know, he can shut it on and off. He can move stuff around, and even brainwash people. But he hardly uses the last one.
>>3957062
That's not something I'm going just tell out loud.
>>3957018
Do you love anyone?
>>3957051
Alrighty then Mister Killjob.
>>3957058
>she closes her mouth and swallows the juice
Hm, it has a taste in it, something I never tasted before...
>>3957079
Oh, okay.
tfw asuka hates you because you don't think in german
Go say hi to ERP
SOME BLACKBOI KILLED WHITEY POLICEMEN IN A BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTEST IN DALLAS, THE SUSPECT IS ALIVE, WEARNING BODY ARMOUR AND ON THE 7TH FOOOR OF A BANK WALKING BACK AND FOURTH
>>3957125
Oh I see... Well, If I was him, I'd think of a plan to brainwash all the people around into accepting mutant, but I guess he's a "free will" lover, or something like that?
It's all chemicals in the brain in the end though...
>>3957134
>laughs
Hey, I'm good we're in good terms now. I'll never talk about meta stuff ever again, it gives people headaches....
>>3957052
>The ears lay flat on his head.
G-guys aren't supposed to be cute ya'know... But this is just something the fans want to see sometimes.
>>3957101
... What kind of sacrifices? T-this is going to take a sad turn from baseball right..?
>>3957168
Kys bolin
>>3957168
>I'm sure there's been bigger, crazier things that amounted to less.
>>3957058
Oh yeah, you did tell me about furry porn a little while ago. I'm starting to wonder what she'll see when she looks at me...
Good evening everyone. I thought I might stop in for a bit.
>>3957079
So it's sensitive to talk about..?
I won't pry any further. Don't worry.
D'you have any family, Nina?
>>3957104
>She blinks, seeming confused at first, but awkwardly chuckles.
Um.. No, like.. As hard as you can.
>>3957193
No way, that's totally an outfit that's meant to be cute. You can't deny that you're trying to look cute with that on.
>>3957068
>>3957050
Yes yes, enjoy your giggles. It's all you'll ever get from this place.
>>3957112
>>3957133
I have more than enough fingers on one hand to count the people I remember to hate because I enjoy hating them so much. With the rest, a small wash of distain erases them from my concern and memory.
>>3957134
The names Risotto Nero.
>>3957091
You can barely injury some one with that.
>>3957219
ohayou
>>3957058
>>3956970
Ah, so you're Nick. Hi~
>>3956999
I'm going to sound like a....well, I dont know the term, but thats the only album i've listened to ;_;
>>3956984
Ouch, thats cold...
>>3957213
But no, muh happenings meme.
>pushes everyone into ERP
>>3957225
Le edgy gook faic XD
>>3957104
>I start to slowly but firmly push my thumbs into the sore sole, the many tendons linking together starting to ease up at my touch
>>3957188
Professor X isn't the type to do that. He'd rather gain people's trust, and have us coexist peacefully. Some mutants don't really see eye to eye with us though, and it's really unfortunate.
>>3957219
How's it going?
>tfw Asuka will never like you
>>3957247
>counters
>>3957193
It will.
Post friends
>>3957220
. . .
Yes.
>>3957237
Good evening.
>>3957247
>Falls over from uneven distribution of weight instead.
Ah!
>>3957262
Mostly well.
>She struggles to get back up.
>>3957238
Uh, h-hey!
>>3957219
Good evening. What's up?
>>3957214
I think she'd like you to show her your... thing.
You HUGE invisible thing.
>>3957220
It was like... the best I could do...
>>3957238
Don't need to feel shame, there plenty of things I didn't listen to myself.
I can't remember what was my favorite song from it, but this one was cool if I remember it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4224x8SCdww
>>3957219
Heya, lady. Must be nice coming and going whenever you please.
>>3957233
Well, flight is pretty useful for gettin' around, and you'd be surprise how much damage a man-sized slab of crystal smashing in 'ta someone can do.
>>3957307
best cart racing game
mario btfo
>>3957265
>Wanting Asuka to like you
>>3957298
Mine are busy working 24 hours straight.
>>3957188
We were never in bad terms, I was just in my bloodlust last time, and you were stranger, so I chose to stab you for blood.
>>3957233
Well Risotto Nero, I hope you find a good job offer in this place.
>>3957298
Nah.
>>3957220
I-I'm not trying to be cute, the people who picked out this outfit are the ones trying to make me cute!
>>3957286
G-go ahead and tell me then, I'm mentally prepared!
MAGIC pls WHITE WIZARD
>>3957265
You mean that redhead with the eyepatch? She seems like a jerk, from what I've seen.
>>3957238
It's my talent. Don't think I'm giving you the cold shoulder.
>>3957313
>He holds out his hand to help her up.
Need a hand?
Aw shoot, I need to go quick, sorry and bye!
>she claws her own neck and respawns somewhere far away
>>3957324
The sky isn't it?..There isn't a whole lot going on. Things are calm, it's nice.
>>3957329
I still have my responsibilities, but yes it is.
>>3957337
I won't screw over anybody who hasn't screwed me first. Reflect on your actions.
>Comes in and insults everyone
>"lol, I'm the best Roleplayer here. You fags can't even hope to be as good as me."
Is this how I become insanely popular?
>>3957259
H-Hey, that's feel like really good... It's not the first time you're doing this right?
I feel kind of funny now actually...
>>3957262
Well, it's all in its honour I guess, but you might want to speed up things.
So you're saying they're like mutant supremacists?
>>3957238
This one's better actually, first song of Savant I ever listened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uoWl3f7OKQ
>>3957401
If you equate infamy with popularity, yes.
>>3957396
I want to screw you if you know what I mean.
>>3957396
But you've already done it many times before....
>>3957367
I appreciate the offer, but I got it. What is your name sir?
>>3957396
Fight me irl kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8
>>3957363
You do not sound like you are.
>>3957329
As an assassin I personally prefer to do things quietly.
>>3957358
Hopefully I can find and lead a new team for La Squadra di Esecuzione.
>>3957387
Bye
>>3957401
No, just insanely autistic and delusional that you're popular
>>3957388
Well, y'know, when you're not busy, is all. Being stuck in one place makes me restless....
>>3957307
That's good. I have a big family, too.
Do you get to see them often?
>>3957324
Oh.
Ohh...
We've got a lot of work to do. A lot.
>>3957363
Well you ARE cute!
You're super cute!
>>3957265
>>3957396
B-but we could be redhead buddies
>>3957318
Since when did foxes have third legs?
>>3957324
Thanks! I'll give it a quick listen! Already digging the harp (I feel like I completely butchered the instrument name)
wait, is it called the lute?
>>3957401
No, you have to take a sexy ava for that.
>>3957388
Well, you're right... there is the sky up there...
Don't be so sure about the comfy mood around though. We just need another game and bloodlust will kicks in again.
>>3957387
Bye Clawdia
>>3957422
Who left these rats here?
>>3957422
These friends are all in order. Yes it is.
>>3957402
Hm! I'll give it a listen as well!
>>3957387
Jeez. How messy. Later kid.
>>3957433
Yeah, like making bladed objects pour outta peoples' bodies. Subtle.
>>3957401
That's how you become a douchebag. Don't get it twisted, it's for the best.
>>3957387
>He winces.
That's surreal.
>>3957419
Iceman. Pretty self explanatory.
I'm the man.
>He hand becomes encased in a frozen block.
That's the ice.
>>3957402
That's exactly what they are. They'd rather genocide the normal people than compromise. Magneto isn't really the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>3957437
Why is it that you can't leave? Is it a curse?
>>3957332
. . .
>I have mixed opinions on it.
>>3957440
No.
>>3957464
Quick, smash em. They carry disease!
>>3957447
HE'S PACKING SO MUCH, Am it right?
Also, it's just an electronic hapischord, not a real instrument by a long margin. Lutes don't make that kind of sound
>>3957440
Maybe I could start by doing... push ups? For tails?
Like you tie a pound to it, and I try to lift it up?
>>3957471
I want to cuddle with this doggo
>>3957418
I don't waste my effort tormenting the undeserving. You're not special, you're not good enough for my unprovoked attention. I have given you chances most likey and you've proven yourself undeserving time and time again. I say this not caring who it might be, it applies to everyone with the guilt or stubborn prideful ignorance in the back of their heads.
>>3957402
Not even close~ I've been at this longer than I expected
>Watching her ease up at my touch, I ease up on mine, letting softer motions in and around her footpaw calm her body, to loosen up the rigid muscles in her paws
>>3957488
It worked for me.
*Begins to turn invisible*
I'll see you later Earth charmer. If I'm not sent to kill you, pray someone sends a different assassin after you.
>>3957535
Stop
>>3957492
Nope, the way back sorta...isn't active, from how I got here.
I mean...I guess I could theoretically go 'ta other places, but...I haven't, at least not yet.
>>3957545
...That's a new'un. Bye...?
>>3957489
Geee... I'd like to say it's bad, but I have actually a plan for furry domination here. Not a genocide, just converting more and more people until we flood the place wholly.
Wants to join? We'll say you're like a anthropormophic ice cube!
>>3957535
After a long day of battle, this is really the best feeling in the world. I wish i'd have someone like you to do it everyday.
>lost in comfyness she clumsilly presses her other paw at your face
Oops! Sorry about that, you okay?
>>3957447
>>3957506
Don't stare for too long...you probably don't want to get caught up in knots.
>>3957495
Aw. Sorry to hear that. Is it because you don't know where they are, or..?
>>3957506
Oh, that's a good idea! Yeah, let's try doing that! Um, I don't have any weights, though.. Do you?
>>3957432
No! I can handle it, I'm strong like... I'm made of metal or something.
>>3957440
A-are you cheered up now? You feel better? Because this is embarrassing...
>He tries to cover up any exposed skin with his arms.
>>3957499
I don't want to touch them, they're all furry. I bet they'd feel weird.
>>3957516
I don't think I have any cheese for you right now, rats. Sorryyyyy.
>>3957577
. . .
>Hugs tail tighter.
>>3957535
>>>>>>erp
>>3957489
It seems easy to remember. How do you do that? Is it magic? I imagine being able to do something like that makes dealing with hotter seasons a lot easier.
>>3957563
Any particular reason? Seeing new places is a great experience I think.
>>3957576
>tfw there is actually something on that gif
>why did i look there anyway?
I... I guess you're right about that nick. One can only resist so much to their insticts. I'll look elswhere because it starts getting too lewd here...
>>3957577
I have beer bottles. Plenty of them! This should do it for now
>>3957535
I think you've got the wrong place, friend.
>>3957502
Then why do you want her to like you? It sounds to me like you're setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>3957570
>a bead of sweat freezes to his brow.
I don't see the harm in that. Why not? >>3957623
Heat isn't a fan favorite of mine. But it's not magic. I'm a mutant.
Someone please make a homeybee inn thread to contain these bastards
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>3957623
Just in case I can't get back 'ta here, either. Or if some certain friends come around lookin' for me.
>>3957672
I wonder who actually posted this first.
>>3957672
YOU CANT KILL A HOLOGRAM BITCH
>>3957669
Pro tip: just don't read it
>>3957535
>>3957653
>Shoots
Sorry lubber, but if I cant have fun with the girls here, no-one can!
>>3957669
You guys never told me we had a tavern!
>>3957578
>She only looks away and sighs.
Well.. It was funny, but..
No, not really. I still feel sad.
>>3957597
>She nuzzles her tail against you.
Do you, um.. Maybe have issues with your family?
I'm sorry I'm asking so much, but I just want to get to know you.
>>3957638
Well, maybe, but they're almost too light. You'd need, like.. Ten of 'em. Full.
I guess that's better than the alternative, though.
>>3957653
>Bolin stop this madness
>>3957672
>This copypasta
That was honestly the copypasta I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
>>3957525
Hmm...maybe anon...maybe...
>>3957614
EX DE
>>3957506
Psh, you know what I meant~ It still sounds very nice. Electronic music, along with punk stuff is my favorite~
He needs, like, 3 pairs to just cover it...
And I just finished listening to both. I never knew Vario did stuff like this, so thanks for introducing it to me!
>>3957576
Wait a minute....theres something actually there...
>>3957672
>Bolin
>>3957653
You don't mind? Okay thank you, I was afraid I had hurt you...
>>3957667
Gee, cool!
>hands you a sheet of paper
Just signs here and you'll be a new member of the furry church, my child
>>3957695
Who says you can't?
>>3957578
I don't feel like telling it .Another time for sure.
>>3957653
Damn, I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>3957712
How did you know
>>3957672
You know what's funny?
I can snap and damage control every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have my shitpost ready and my face telling you to show your face before you even posted.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>3957738
Shitty copypasta is a Bolin staple.
>>3957710
You're welcome, I always like sharing music with you.
Not a fan of punk though, but maybe it's just because I never fully listened to it, I may be mistaken. I like some of the sex pistols songs, though.
>>3957700
>packs 5 full bottles of beer.
>ties them to tail
Let's try with 5 okay? I'm really a runt when it comes to physical training
>>3957672
Hey, buddy. Chill.
>>3957729
>There's a small collection of frozen dots on his forehead.
>He signs "Iceman" messily.
Done and done.
>>3957667
A mutant? This is the result of a change in a few genes? I'm amazed to say the least.
>>3957678
I can understand that, it would be bad if you lost your way or someone missed you because you decided to explore a bit. But what if no one comes?
>>3957735
I know what you're thinking, but..
A: I just woke up
B: I don't into fur
C: I'm not even horny
>>3957772
Forgot pic, as always.
>tfw only 5 (you)s
help
...What's happening lately?
>>3957792
I don't think he was thinking you, Link.
>>3957700
>He throws his scarf at her.
Here, try this, it always helps me when I hold onto it.
>>3957734
Alright Garnet, I'll mentally prepare myself for it!
>>3957298
>Apologies if I missed anyone
>>3957710
I'll give you good rub rubs if you let me cuddle, miss doggo
>>3957807
>Lonk
I think there's a misunderstanding
>>3957792
>bolin
>>3957802
Here you gooo!
>>3957780
Good thing done!
The destroyer of gods will be so pleased to hear that.
>>3957732
Most of the men here. Says it's "too lewd". I say they need to grow a pair.
Why do you think I keep trying to bring women onto my ship?
>>3957781
>She shrugs dismissively
Better safe than sorry. If nothin' else I can work on spells.
>>3957805
Not much of importance, myself.
>>3957298
I'm my own best friend
>>3957814
>I'm not on here
Sometimes I really fucking hate having a job.
>>3957850
Get out
Just go
>>3957844
Hey man, my sister is a lesbo, I have no problem with it. Besides, isn't the point of being a pirate, particularly the captain, is that no one is the boss of you?
>>3957781
I'm sure it's more than just a few, but it's still pretty sick.
>>3957805
Nothin' too important. Just relaxing.
>>3957835
Destroyer of gods?
>He looks worried.
You're yankin' my chain.
>>3957814
Oh, dear.
>>3957850
Get back in the Discord. I need to give you something.
>>3957850
This better be b8. I swear to ducking god.
I want to ship with ____.
>>3957812
I will be ready then. I think I'll go for a walk. See ya later.
>mfw at this slipshod Dallas reporting
>>3957814
I feel like this means I should be trying to talk more, because I'm familiar with basically all of them as well.
>>3957720
>She lowers her head, nodding.
Alright. I understand.
Sorry about that, Nina. I won't ask anything else.
>>3957772
Alright, no problem! Let's do it!
>She hunkers down in a squat, pumping her fists up and down.
Go, Fyxe, lift, lift, lift!
>>3957812
>She wraps it around her tail and hugs them both, sniffing occasionally.
A little better..
>>3957855
Y-Yes you are, Anon, look again!
>>3957870
We're good friends, right, Elly?
I think so, at least.
Friendly reminder.
>>3957868
LF?
>>3957885
Post full image
>>3957840
>>3957866
Ah, Good to know.
>>3957840
Hm?
>>3957866
A creepy guy in a black armor that told me to curse and collect souls for me.
Didn't really understand, but he basically told me to keep doing my furry church thing, that I was doing a good job about it
>>3957897
>starts lifting
>painfully made it to the "ten" marks
>falls on the ground, exausted.
Well... It's a start, right?
>>3957864
Aye!
But that means no-one rules the seas ethier!!
>>3957900
>is it wierd that my mother has a raging crush on him
>>3957885
It was barely a race scuffle.
>>3957820
Hm...depends on what type of "rubbing"~
>>3957772
As do I! You have interesting music taste, much more interesting than I could ever hope for, but you've introduced me to a lot of sweet stuff, even literature wise.
Im not sure this classifies as punk, but its something i've been listening to recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzOcb8T-04
>>3957847
It seems very dull having to stay in one spot though.
>>3957866
That it's even possible for someone to be able to do that just from genetic change is still incredible.
>>3957897
It's mostly just, ah...surprising to see this sort of thing.
>>3957884
Farewell, miss.
>>3957897
. . .
I want to pet the dog.
>>3957910
>>3957920
Just checking that it was you, wasn't sure
>>3957805
Nothing much...
>>3957814
>He blushes.
Oh my!
>>3957884
B-bye bye Garnet! Have a good day!
>>3957897
>He crouches down next to her and hugs her.
Sorry.
>>3957939
Pawrubs?
>>3957939
Why your tummy and behind your ears, of course.
>>3957814
I've never talked to any of these people.
>tfw you're trapped inside the oldfag circlejerk and can't escape even if you tried
>>3957910
Hi.
>>3957937
>There was 30 shots
>There was 6 shots
>2 officers dead
>0 officers dead
>1 officer dead
>10 officers shot
I get it's a confusing situation, but, fuck. I get more from rumors lurking on 4chan.
>>3957940
Try bein' nomadic by preference...eh, I can tolerate it.
>>3957947
>It's actually better cropped. I just love the "Sick of this shit" look.
>>3957900
Wrong, this is me in a nutshell.
I need an honest opinion about me changing avas. I've been trying to find a decent switch, but all I ever come up with is memes. Should I find a better moniker to go by or should I keep meming on?
>>3957973
How!? Basically all of them are very personable and outgoing, though it is the late night crew
>>3957939
>literature wise
So, you read NHK? Or maybe you were talking about those comics.
I'm not that knowledgable in music though, I tend to listen to the same songs again and again, but I do venture to unknown lands from time to time.
Thanks for the link, I'm giving it a try.
>>3957964
>>3957966
You anons knows what's up
>>3957988
>
/sanc/ begs to differ.
>>3957973
>oldfag circlejerk
This is a thing?
>>3957920
So, have a name?
>>3957930
>He gulps.
Does this mean this creepy guy in black armor is coming to reap my soul, or something like that? Because if so, I'm out.
>>3957940
If you think THIS is impressive, you should see the others.
>>3957994
>Whatever you get a kick out of, m8. I'm fine with you as is.
>>3957930
>She starts laughing and sits down next to you, lightly booping your nose.
Aw, c'mon, Foxy. I thought beastkin were supposed to be strong. You can't get beat up by a few bottles of beer!
>>3957941
Surprising? But.. Huh? Don't be embarrassed or anything! I'd tell the whole world that we're friends!
>>3957942
You mean Fyxe?
The one with the big chest and fluffy tail?
>>3957956
>She accepts the hug, but doesn't give one back, only pressing into the male idol's chest.
..Thank you for caring..
>>3958017
Yes, it's called Circlekerk Inc.
>>3958008
Hey, uh.. I think Nina might want to pet you again.
>>3957981
All the worse.
>>3957994
>Keep doing what you do unless you really want to change.
>>3958020
There are more like you?
>>3958012
No, you beg to differ. Me and /sanc/ laughing at how the fuck we still relevant because of you.
>>3958035
But I'm in that.
>>3958008
Does this mean I can give you tummy and ear rubs?
We need to make a Hands Up, Don't Shoot! Games.
>>3957994
Follow your heart my irrelevant oldfag, no matter the face you post with it won't change anything if you keep acting the same.
>>3958029
. . .
I'll hurt her though.
>>3957997
I don't wanna make new friends, I like my old friends.
>hides in pillow fort
>>3957978
?
3 dead, 10 shot. That number has been confirmed for quite some time now.
>>3957942
I'm willing to give you one last chance, kiddo. Don't waste it.
>tfw pawrub anon is gone...
>>3958020
Should ask him, I don't have many details. Anyway you already signed, ice cube, enjoy your new furr... errm, freezy life or whatever.
>>3958029
I meant in the (you)s department, and all that free of destructive passion stuff...
Still it's a good training, I'm going to do it again
>>3958049
I-If you want...
>>3958070
C'mon out
>>3958029
Well, I certainly don't have any room to debate that, miss...it's your choice after all, but it simply seems that you haven't known me for long.
>>3958046
>No you reply
>Relevant
>Sanc
No. It's just an example of how you manage to tort yourself in two simple posts.
>>3957951
I'm 100% sure that I'm my own self, there's no need to being worried.
>>3957956
Oh, I see...
>>3958020
A name? Calling me Minato is fine. I guess.
>>3957994
No one is forcing you to be something you're not.
Some people are just born cancer. Like you. We understand if you can't fag an ava I would never care to talk to in a million years.
Look at all these haters that seriously believe their side of the shit pile is better than mine.
>>3958075
>quite some time now
Not while it was developing. Any hearsay was reported as on-the-site fact.
>>3958103
I'm not a poorfag gook so I'm definitely better.
>>3958099
I wasn't sure! How're things lately?
>>3958103
Can I suck your feet?
>>3958045
>She idly stretches, lifting her staff overhead
Yeah...like I said, I tolerate it. I've been through worse after all, and I'd rather be somewhere where friends can reach me, y'know? Even if sometimes I just pick a direction and walk around here.
>>3958024
>It's just Reimu in her natural state; pissed off at everything in general.
>>3957973
Just start anew, anon. Thats what I did <3
>>3958008
The comics I mean~
Hell, you're a lot more knowledgeable in music than me. You produced some even, and that goes a long way just on its own.
I feel like I already recommended this one to you, but just in case... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThU9BOWcmjM
>>3957973
Hm...all right anon, you can proceed~
>>3957964
Pawrubs?....Sure, why not?
>>3958082
Awww yisss
>Gives the Fyxe lots and lots of tumtum scratches
>>3958103
This is much more tolerable if I pretend it's actually Asuka saying these things.
>>3958116
Kys bolin
>>3958060
I won't lie, that's true, you probably will.
But, she'll let you. I think the fact that she's willing to go through pain to let you pet her says something, don't you?
>>3958082
Yeah! Train that tail, and then maybe in a few months when it's all toned and stuff, we can have tail wrestling matches.
>>3958085
Well, nope, I haven't. That's true.
But do I need to know you for long to be a friend?
You don't mind my tail, do you? So.. Then, I don't see a reason for us NOT to be friends.
>>3958029
Haha, what are friends for right? Just tell me if I'm being to overbearing..
>>3958099
It's not really a bad thing right?
>>3958045
There's a good handful. Haven't seen anyone else around here though.
>>3958082
Well, he's not going to have a n(ice) time if he comes in with a bill for one soul. Otherwise, I'll probably have a nice time in the club.
>>3958099
Well, nice to meet ya, Minato. I'm Iceman.
>>3958145
>She shakes her head, speaking quietly.
No, don't worry.
You can't be too overbearing with me, I promise.
>>3958082
Still here. Just under fire from purist anons ruining the fun.
>Looking up to you and seeing the relaxed look on your face, I continue my work, my hands gently squeezing and moving between each toe
>>3958082
>Reaches for tail again.
>>3958135
. . .
>>3958135
That'd be like hating Kurumi for her wings, or my mistress for how she is, or myself for what I am.
>>3958045
>she bites her lip at the sight of a fellow sailor before swinging into action.
>shanghai kidnapping intensifies.
>>3958020
>>3958045
I think i'll change, but I'll just ease my way out and into the new photos.
>>3958056
>acting the same
I'll try my best to be decent, anon.
>>3958103
>deliberate bait
I'm sorry if you genuinely hate me, but you can't be sassy to everyone here. What happened to >niceguy Hoshi?
>walking down street
>house with police tape and men in hazmat suits
>>3958116
Not even a Chaikifag, but she's so damn cute in this image. I love this artist.
I want to violently rape all the furries
>>3958122
H-Hey, you're certainly enjoying yourself! I feel like a pup again.
>laughs
>>3958118
I LOVE Whole lotta love. I'm definitely going to love that one. Such an awesome song....
The riff is getting me already
>>3958163
Aww good, don't mind them. They just jealous of your divine pawrubs skills.
>>3958171
Im' trained now you can't do...
Awwwwoffffifiefhei
>falls on the ground
>>3958117
Yup, I've seen the cropped version as people's steam avas
>>3958091
But you haven't proved my giving a shit about whatever you bring to the table and how I'm obliged to take anything you post seriously, and how my contradicting myself as you accuse affects me negatively in any way.
People like you have made up your minds, people unlike you have made up their minds.
There's nothing to prove. Nothing to discuss. Least of all with a butthurt anon like you who has to bring me up every time to try and get a laugh off my dime.
>>3958186
Hoshi died, that's what happened.
>>3958149
Well I don't think he'll be there for a moment, still I'll present him to you once he shows up. I think he's no match for you anyway.
Just enjoy your new faith from now on~
>post yfw snipers are taking out police in dallas
>>3958117
Now that I think about it, have you considered leaving something behind so you could let them know you were here if you did go somewhere else for a time?
>>3958149
I'm sure you're the first I've seen around here. Are the others friends of yours?
>>3958182
Huh!? What are you doing?
>>3958186
>I hope it goes well for you.
>>3958171
You're a sweet girl. I can tell.
It's not your fault that you've got the hands you do.
Hey, what would you think if I found you a little pet, something that was sturdy and couldn't break? Would you like that?
>>3958172
Exactly! I'm glad you feel that way.
Back where I come from, a lot of people, um.. They, uh.. They don't really think how you do.
So, any friend I can get is really great.
>>3958186
I'm nice in private.
Can someone edit this where barney is black and homer wears a cop hat.
>>3958186
What do you mean decent? You're just someone with a face, not saying being OOC is a bad thing but besides hosting there isn't much you do here.
>>3958118
>I kneel down, my hands ready to wrap around and begin rubbing the long, slender paws of this furry
>>3958206
. . .
>Frowns.
>>3958261
>Nods.
>>3958159
I hope you slept all right, you're free to stay there again if you need it..
>>3958206
How can you not enjoy yourself when you're giving cute puppers lots of rubs?
>rubs behind the pupper's ears
>>3958186
>I hope it's an enjoyable experience.
>>3958245
>His forehead is now coated in a layer of ice. He knocks on it a couple times before it shatters and falls off.
I'll be sure to enjoy it as much as I can.
>>3958260
Most of them anyway. Some of them are bad company.
>>3958261
Humans and youkai don't particularly get along either, where I'm from....
>>3958230
Yet you take your time writing another pseudointellectual reply so you are giving a shit or you wouldn't post at all. There is nothing to prove or to discuss, except for when you are the one bringing the points which also makes you a hypocrite.
I'm not butthurt but I'm wondering why you put yourself through the same thing every day despite it never doing anything of worth. So this time I just decided to post on you.
As for the laugh off of your dime, I don't see this as a laugh. I see this as someone who's losing it and someone who's losing it isn't someone who should be laughed upon.
>>3958294
This isn't the ERP thread you sick fuck.
>>3958190
>tfw you walk by a meth crib
>>3958260
Well, sure, but...they don't really know where my camp is, I don't think.
>>3958291
There's literally no purpose to these threads besides having fun so saying someone "doesn't do much" here is retarded.
>>3958145
I don't know, Might be bad or not.
Maybe I've thinking something.
On any case, if you ever saw something more "strange" than usual pretty late on the night, I would recommend you to hide.
>>3958114
Hey, I'm fine, Just sleeping and keep sleeping.
Although... I don't really know what to do during this time.
>>3958149
A Chill name.
Nice to meet you too, Iceman.
>>3958342
What's the big deal? I gave my mother foot massages.
>>3958310
>She smiles and pats your knees, sitting down on the ground.
Alright, I promise I'll find you something eventually.
>>3958313
I probably will..
I-It's not like I have anywhere else to stay..
>>3958323
Yeah, I sorta figured after what.. What, um.. 'She' said.
Why's that, though? I never got a reason.. Is it just because you're all powerful?
>>3958310
Keep on kiddo.. I'll be going to the hospital tomorrow... I don't want you to feel sad...
>suffers
>>3958315
You're right,... Yes like that! Behind my floppy ear, it's my most sentive one
>>3958322
So cool.
Hey, maybe you could get me some ice for my beer, it good all warmed up now?
If it's not offensive, though...
>tfw
>>3958341
K, just wanted to bring that up so other people can read it.
I don't get your obsession with me. You're that one guy who follows me home after I take a piss on everybody from the top of a balcony and cry about how I hurt your feelings.
>>3958260
>she lies you on a bed
You know what happens when most pirates find an admiral~
>>3958344
>tfw your state is the meth capital of the entire country
I walk by at least 3 daily on my way to the store.
>>3958379
>Climbs off your shoulders.
>Moves to sit in your lap.
Thank you pet.
>>3958380
>Lets go.
Sorry.
>>3958341
Kys LF
nigths hg!
>>3958344
There were police cars and about 10 men there, some in hazmat and one in a shirt and tie, they stopped me and asked if I knew who lived there, I didn't
>>3958379
Many of us have a...mutually antagonistic relationship.
We need to ban bombs. Stricter limits on bomb ownership now! #bombcontrol
>>3958383
I actually laughed at this.
>>3958383
I'm not obsessed with you. This is the first time I'm anonposting on you.
You never hurt me and I've never followed you. But one wonders why a fool keeps hitting himself on the same rock every day despite it hurting.
>>3958322
I suppose that isn't really surprising, it sums up how people are in general.
>>3958348
That could be a problem, but if you could mark your camp somehow..
>>3958390
>She sits up.
I'm not sure what that has to do with this, but there would be a skirmish wouldn't there?
>>3958411
Y-You talked?
It's a new one.... does it mean we're friend now?
Sorry for being so weak though, I really can't handle your metal hands...
>>3958417
Yo batman!
>>3958354
I'm the one who makes the ice puns around here. You should cool your jets.
>>3958380
Yeah, it's fine. I do it a lot back at the X Mansion, especially for Logan. I don't think I've ever seen him without a drink when we aren't on a mission.
>A small hunk of ice forms in his palm. He crushes it into several pieces and drops it in.
>>3958446
Yeah. Human nature really isn't something I understand sometimes.
>>3958349
Tell that to memesoon who feels he needs to do his best and get "decent". Decent at what?
>>3958450
i am the law!
>>3958206
It truly is an amazing song...heck, anything by Zeppelin is always a pleasure to hear. I'd have to say Black Dog and Dazed n Confused are up there in terms of overall favorite songs. What about you?
>>3958294
>stretches feet in his hands
Thats the stuff anon...
>>3958446
It's just...a clearing in a forest I found. I found it while wanderin' around, so....
>She shrugs weakly
>>3958479
Why's the pizza on the floor?
>>3958484
"Banned from HGA"
>>3958354
You're worried about me? Oh my I'm flattered... I'm pretty tough ya'know, my name's Kaito by the way!
>>3958379
Don't sound too sad about it, I'm glad to offer you a place to stay, besides it's not like I sleep in that room.
>>3958411
>She wraps both her tail and her arms around you, huffing contently.
Sure! It might take me a bit, but I'll find you something. Like.. A turtle made of diamonds or something.
>>3958423
But why? I don't get it. You seem nice, at least, all of you that I've met.
>>3958476
Yeh , you see what i did there? took 9 years of development
>>3958510
sure why not?
>>3958450
. . .
I know.
>Stares at her hands with a frown on her face.
>>3958515
. . .
That doesn't exist.
>Frowns.
>>3958438
I do it for the lulz.
There's your answer. Now please appreciate my fantadtic display of autism from a safe distance in a brightly lit room.
Preferably with a big black dildo in your ass, but I won't tell people what color to use.
>>3958380
yis yis yis
>twirls massages the special ear
>>3958349
People roleplay in these threads, which I wasn't a fan of until I got over it and pseudo-ignored unless someone brought me up. It's better than nothing. Sorry if I sound like a hypocrite, but being irrelevant is definitely better than being relevant and hated.
>>3958446
Oh, you're newer then I thought~
>She continues saying the cruelist of terms so innocently.
What happens to prisoners of war admiral? When they are all alone. Unprotected
>>3958471
Good thank you pal,
Tell me if you want some too!
>>3958488
I'm pretty mainstream with Led zep. Whole lotta love and Highway to heaven... thouhg Highway to heavens is pretty low on my list of "long "progressive rock songs from the 60/70" the End, or anything by King crimson would beat it.
Also I listened to the "punk" song you linked me. Pretty nice, I think it's like "neo-punk" I know some neo-punk songs actually... By punk, I was referring to the retro stuff
Here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77b5uNdGWs
>>3958543
Delete this.
>>3958535
Yet you complain about others having lulz that's not up to your standards or your benchmark.
Hypocrisy if you ask me.
should I?
>>3958557
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK
>>3958557
well, this escalated quickly
>>3958557
>tfw she's going to give birth to maggots
Oh I'm gonna puke.
>>3958590
I don't care
>>3958471
I don't think anyone understands it completely, but I think most people are good at their core.
>>3958554
Wait, are you calling me Admiral? I'm not an admiral miss. But to answer your question, since after WWII, POWs must be treated with basic dignity and have their basic needs met.
>>3958534
Don't feel bad though! It's really just me that is weak. Makoto can handle it perfectly, see?
>>3958537
>burst in laughing tears
>hugs the anon
You're awesome for doing this, thank you!
>>3958588
That's the game nigga.
I don't know what to tell you.
>>3958514
...How far away are you gonna be?
I really need to, uh.. I need to sleep close to my friends.
>>3958534
Hey, but you don't know that.
>She pets your hair, humming under her breath.
There're so many worlds attached to each other here. There're so many infinite possibilities. We'll find something for you eventually, I promise.
>>3958640
Then you're a clown too far gone in his hypocrisy.
That's the game and that's how it ends.
>>3958488
>kisses your foot
:3
>>3958619
>gets smothered in the pupper's bust
>dies
>>3958619
. . .
I hurt my pet too.
>>3958643
Okay.
>>3958616
Oh. Well sailor.
Im not from WW1 and over here the rules are a little different.
>she chains your arms to the bed.
Now I could just kill you. But thats boring, woulden't you agree?
>>3958606
Flies lay eggs.
Also, she's not a fly so she can't even carry any eggs.
>>3958561
>He shakes his head.
Nah. Not a fan. Thanks for the offer though.
>>3958616
Most, anyway.
>>3958515
Many youkai prey on or just think of humans as inferior, and ones like magicians are on occasion known to kidnap children, oni parties would on occasion carry off entire villages' worth of people for...various purposes, some vampires would give no regard for their "food"'s safety and would just...feast, still others, like my mistress, would..."play" with them. A tool could become possessed by it's own will or driven by it's feelings towards an abusive owner. Meanwhile, humans tend to look down on them as savage, mindless monsters, and would send out people to "exterminate" us youkai. Some humans, in fact, might even kidnap some sorts of youkai, and on occasion make meals out of them, as well.
...It's a bit of a vicious cycle, I'm afraid
>>3958674
>Sprays with bug spray
