RWBYgt Trash General #100 Fluffy Tail edition
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>1. Be comfy!
>2. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>4. Don't believe their lies
Aero is too cute.
>>3937813
We gonna touch that tail soon enough.
Pastebin not up to date.
MQ :
http://pastebin.com/99ZVwJxF
>>3937759
"You're lying!"
"What?"
"You're a lawyer! Lawyer, liar, see!?"
"...Are you real?"
"Of course I'm real."
You leap from the motorcycle to his desk.
"Real pissed about being lied to!"
Y'know... This is kind of getting embarrassing.
[] Squeeze the confession out of him.
[] Bluff about footage of him with his secretary
[] Ask if he wants to infidelity on his wife with you (Weight -2)
>>3938179
[x] Squeeze the confession out of him
>>3938179
What's that last one?
I think you got it wrong...
>>3938244
Excuse you?
>>3938179
You whip behind him, grabbing one of his wrists and pushing him on the desk.
"Argh! Let go!"
"I'll let go once you admit you've been cheating your wife out of sleepy time hugs."
"What are you even talking about!?"
You press harder, receiving a groan of pain.
"Admit it!"
"A-alright! I admit it! Whatever you want! Just let me go!"
Sweet. Mission accomplished.
>>3938378
>Mission Accomplished
Put on a flight suit and give a speech.
>>3938378
Ha, that was easy; I wonder why that grumpy old detective thought you'd have trouble with this.
>>3938257
>Ask if he wants to infidelity on his wife with you.
I think he meant that "infidelity" isn't a verb. It should read "cheat" instead.
>>3938552
Screw you infidelitize isn't a word.
>>3938674
You forgot the comma after "you".
And I never used "infidelitize" in my previous post.
Okay lets see how diverse are the people here
Add something to anon that you think separates you from the people in this board
I'll start
Wrestlinganon
>>3939089
Emblemanon
>>3939154
DrydenHaterAnon.
>>3939089
Anon
And I like it that way
>>3939089
Thatch pls go back and run your quest.
>>3939089
I've been called OntarioAnon on Ocho a couple times.
>>3939089
Vocaroofag?
So uh... (The not-good)voiceanon
>>3939454
I miss Cr1tanon... He was a fun guy.
>>3939089
PoopshitAnon.
More commonly known as Dryden. Or Dry.
Or faggot.
>>3939089
PRSMAnon
Or just Newton
Where did everybody go?
>>3940354
The fuck to sleep.
>>3940354
I went to make a delivery that could have waited until freaking 7:00 am.
They're closed.
I'm sad/mad.
>>3939089
CinderAnon (back yet again...)
So who's all here? And do you want to continue Mayo's strange journey?
>>3942095
I'm here.
I have no idea what's going on in CondimentQuest.
>>3942095
i am here cant sleep for some reason.
playing pokemon go.
>>3938378
Alright, so that wasn't so bad. A little smash and subdue and we've got a confession already. You can go back and let Mrs. Winestein know that her husband's an infidelitier.
[] Leave now
[] Bring Mr Winestein and make him admit it to her
>>3942442
>[] Bring Mr Winestein and make him admit it to her
>TFW you ask if people want to do things
>Then flake on them because you're sleepy
I want to be less of a shit, but I can't help being a shit.
>>3942512
Ya dingus
Hello chaps, Lewis here. I went ahead and made a strawpoll for Alison's semblance since normal voting wasn't really working out very well:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10687139
Here's the pastebin of all the semblance descriptions for anyone who missed it:
http://pastebin.com/Y82x53bX
And also Alison's current weapons, just for reference:
http://pastebin.com/hWtVs74d
Also, does anyone have an opinion on the direction of NQ? I was originally planning to make it darker with more actual RPG mechanics, but the more I dwell on it, the more I don't really like it. I kind of feel that it'd be more fun with very loose RPG mechanics and lighter hearted and more bombastic events (flipping alligators into laser cannons, or drop kicking them from cliff-faces, that sort of thing). Plus, I don't think I'd do a great job with actual RPG mechanics, if I'm honest.
Any thoughts?
>>3942727
Oh, you should be able to vote for multiple semblances, by the way. Hopefully. Assuming I did it correctly...
>>3942727
Aigis is not mai waifu, but I do want to hug her and tell her it's okay that her best friend is a door.
>>3942727
>>3942829
Oh, and like I said before: don't be scared by the 'dangerous' semblances. I won't let anything seriously bad happen to Alison (or the core characters) by RNG, just maybe something embarrassing. Or maybe even interesting.
The Improbable Revisionism is kind of like the Infinite Improbability Drive from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in case it wasn't already glaringly obvious, so you might turn nuclear missiles into a perturbed bowl of petunias, or something like that.
>>3943035
Hey, someone in real life married the Berlin Wall. Who are we to judge people's relationship with constructs and household objects?
>>3942727
I'd be lying if I said my main priority in this vote wasn't the lewd possibilities of each Semblance. Now naturally any degenerate could work with the tools they're given and could make any given Semblance lewd, but personally speaking Density and Projection are the ones that stand out/appeal to me the most in that regard
>>3939089
PhysicsAnon
MiMiAnon
or, you know, just Admiral
>>3939089
bad luck anon
Aka. grimm
>>3939089
I "run" a "quest".
>>3939089
Sleepy Zombie present. Taking no promises, do things for free. :^)
>>3943914
I smell RASSilon
>>3944201
Maybe you're right, maybe you're not.
Also stop smelling me, that's kinda weird.
>>3943306
If youre so smart then answer me this
How many hugs does MiMi need before she can marry us?
Let's assume that normal physics apply and that our hugs are t= 1 second
>>3944670
All of the hugs. Kisses, headpats, and massages not withstanding.
So what timezone is everyone on? I swear I'm one of only a few people on GMT. All the major activity seems to happen when I'm asleep.
Sorry for dropping by on the thread.
Newt, I know you intended to run PRSM during the summer and I have finished all the concepts but I've hit a large bump and must delay the art.
>>3944706
Also I'm MDT so you have about a 7 hour head start
>>3944670
Physics isn't psychology.
And even psychologists can't tell you, for it's not the number of hugs that count but the amount of affection they convey.
And that's just not quantifiable with the laws of nature.
>>3944706
I'm GMT +1
>>3944626
With Dry not wanting to, maybe you wanna take on the meta bar~?
>>3944806
Still feeling under the weather, Thatch?
>>3944892
No.
Just IRL stuffs
But if you have a dump email I can probably send it to you there rather than intruding things here.
BECAUSE A PARTICULAR SOMEONE thought it was a good idea to leave me hanging.
>>3944999
Except I'm not Newt. I'm FastAnon.
>>3944999
But who was that~?
>>3945007
MiMi already likes us.
We're together. She called us her boyfriend. Her CUTE boyfriend.
But there's a big gab between liking someone and being willing to spend the life with someone.
As Nero said, proposing to her now would just make her laugh it off. We gotta wait. Maybe lewd her in the meantime. Who knows.
>>3945040
But do we defile her before marriage?
>>3945056
If you can do it before she's already defiled.
>>3945101
But the presence of the hymen in that case doesn't guarantee purity.
You're waifu's been doin the dirty and you'll never know.
>>3945159
And I'll never care, as long as she loves me.
Also I highly doubt MiMi is/was a slut, since she said that we're the first people to spoke to her, and she hardly seems to have contact with other heralds.
>>3945159
Also:
Stop trying to call my waifu a slut, Chloefag.
>>3945239
I bet you're one of the people that keeps calling Smoke a slut.
>>3945239
This is Nero
And I can assure you MiMi is 100% pure
My excuse is that Henry never fucked her so you're the only guys that have entered her domain apart from him
She will jump the first time you put it in because she never expected for it to be like that
Be glad you didnt choose todd as your body otherwise she would be cying by the time you finish
>>3945239
as I said, I don't care.
I love a girl, a person - and not her past.
>>3945274
>She will jump the first time you put it in because she never expected for it to be like that
slow and tender loving with lots of cuddling and hand holding involved when?
>>3945091
What?!?
>>3945288
Jasper gtfo and get a rematch with Juliet already
>>3945296
Smoke a best cuddler.
>>3945370
Well she did learn from Big Bill.
>>3945370
>Snails best 'cowgirl'
>Took that title from Bee
>>3945350
I'm talking about MiMi though
>>3945370
Smoke a best big grill!
A best!
What would be your perfect date with your waifu?
>>3945696
A nice meal, cooked together, followed by one or two really good or really trashy movies rounded up by some stargazing and maybe a walk through the night, enjoying the majestic darkness and the soft, cold summerbreeze.
Sleepy here, This might be the first time remaking a scene from WQ, I was thinking of retconning, and recreate the Kidnapped Nelson scenario with some changes.
The reason being, I was not happy with this, and I find this irrelevant to the story.
Oh yea resuming WQ at Ocho.
fuck I need a way to explain someone's work is pure shit without triggering everyone's canadian feelings
The guy is a literal autist neckbeard
The kind you see on fucking memes
I need to treat his work on par eith graphic designers and people that spend a night without sleep
He literally did that shit 20 minutes before class
>>3945721
Are you me, or should we just date?
Do you think todd's cock is a nuisance in everyday life?
I mean you can hit him anywhere in the leg and he'll feel a dickshot
Every pant he uses will make one leg look ridiculously thicker than the other
Can he even wear underpants? I think that's pretty much null considering that nothing can really fit him
>>3946271
Maybe both~?
Though I'm probably a bit too far away for dating like this.
Heh, stargazing beneath two different night skies would prove interesting.
>>3946272
Maybe his flaccid dick is big, but not unreasonably so, and he just got a blood penis?
...What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>3946539
Nobody is running anything so we're kinda shuffling around and barely shitposting
>>3946566
I could run MQ for a bit.
Anyone up for it?
UV index is 10 this afternoon. Remember to wear sun block and stay indoors if you can. You don't want supercancer.
>>3947704
>look outside
>clouds and rain
I call bullshit.
>>3942727
>Density and Mental Projection in the lead
Looks like the fetishes are winning out. Should I leave this for a bit longer, before calling the winner?
>>3946766
You running, Dry?
>>3947735
Where're you at?
>>3947735
The Midwest.
>>3944890
I'm not making any promises.
>>3947846
Yes.
>>3942442
You decide to take Mr. Winestein with you. Best to just make him confess to his wife directly.
You push him along to your borrowed bike, tying his hands with your garrotte.
"Where are you taking me?!"
"You're gonna confess about the infidelity with your wife to your wife."
"Wait... What!? Did she put you up to this?" Winestein seems more defensive now. "Whatever she's offering, I'll double-No, triple it!"
Oh... Money... That's right, you were doing this for money so you could eventually move out of your uncle's house.
[] Haggle
[] Find out more?
[] It's principle, can't accept an opposite job when already on the job.
O-oh. :c
>>3948562
Haggle
>>3948562
[x] It's principle, can't accept an opposite job when already on the job.
Good rep with shitty pay is better than a shitty rep with good pay.
>>3948562
>[x] It's principle, can't accept an opposite job when already on the job.
>>3944999
Hey Thatch, it's me, Newt. What exactly do you mean by a dump email?
is the quest still running?
>>3949960
>Wendell rubbing Gumi's scars
j-jesus christ
>>3949960
Not at the moment.
I got an assignment.
Why is it so fucking slow today?
okay Im bored
Whats your waifu
Whats your fetish
Go
>>3952571
It's always slow whenever nothing is happening, and nothing is happening.
>>3952630
Pyrrha/ Ruby
Impregnation/ monster girls
>>3952630
MiMi
got many.
biggest one probably is tickling.
Grimm here I would run. but im too busy playing pokemon go.
>>3952630
Don't really have a waifu
Shortstacks
>>3952630
>Canon Waifu
Yang
>CYOA Waifu
Yulia
>Fetish
Bestiality, and cuddles
>>3952793
>cuddles
get out of here you filthy pervert
>>3952630
>Waifu
Neo
>Fetish
Gentle femdom & handhold pegging.
>>3952630
Ruby, with loving care.
Yang is mai waifu.
My fetish is taking happiness from others.
>MarigoldSnuSnu.jpg
>>3953276
Hey CYOAnus
>>3953429
Sup.
QUICK POST WHAT MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO!
(if you arent listening to music right now post last song you heard.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0TSofXC1w
>>3953973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
Hey,
Sorry for not running MQ.
Family guilted me into helping with their problems.
Despite the fact that I no longer live with them.
Anyone still up for it now? Injured my knee so I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
>>3954179
Sure.
>>3953973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNUYyzDKmZw
Only the highest quality rips here.
>>3954179
go my fine black friend.
>Pyrrha goes smoking, and drinking
>She's already broke from spending all of her team's funds
>She borrows money from the Mafia
>Jaune has to sort this mess out
Leroy : I volunteer.
The crowd of students, which you are part of, goes silent at your declaration.
Some of them exchange looks with one another, others are content to stare at you like you're some madman.
Goodwitch : Ms. Mithril, are you up for another match?
Maya : Sure thing!
Goodwitch : Well then, Mr. DeHaudesert, if you would.
She gestures towards a spot in the arena.
You get up, exchange looks with your partner, your brother, and your team leader who gives you a thumbs up and a faint smile.
As you make your way down the bleachers, you overhear som of the students talking.
"He's in over his head" you hear one say. "Guess he's not as smart as he looks" says another as she sneers at you.
Yeah. If you were one of them, you'd have a similar reaction.
The twelfth best student challenging the undefeated number one? That's a laugh.
But you're fairly confident you've figured her out.
Even if you don't even know your own semblance, you've got a plan for this.
Hell, even a fake Hunter could pull it off.
You take the spot opposite to Maya, who is smiling without a care in world.
She's been awfully cheerful lately...
A. Stay on the defensive. Make her tire herself out.
B. Go on the offensive. Don't give her an opportunity to use her strength at long range.
>>3954673
Did I...miss something?
>>3952630
Izzy.
Honestly, I'm pretty vanilla. Is intimacy and trust a fetish?
>>3954673
>B. Go on the offensive. Don't give her an opportunity to use her strength at long range.
offense best defense.
>>3954699
It's a flashback episode.
>>3954673
B>A
>>3954724
ah, we voted for the Leroy memory?
kk
>>3954589
Which is better? Canon pyrrha or 4Q Pyrrha
I prefer 4Q Pyrrha since she at least has potential to have an interesting personality
>>3954753
Canon pyrrha.
I liked her personality, but i could tell she was doomed from the start.
>>3954813
I was still sad when it happened. I could only imagine what Octy went through.
>>3954673
A > B
>>3954753
I would prefer 4Q Pyrrha to see if she can get in fully fleshed out, without a crutch.
I honestly go both, but leaning more to the 4Q.
>>3954673
B>A
>>3954673
You strap the cylinder with Wind Dust on to your belt, and take on the Nebenhut stance ;having your sword point towards the ground behind you, with the edge turned to the outside.
You can hear bets being called in between the beeps that count down to the start of the match.
You dash towards Maya as soon as the counter goes to zero, the tip of your blade grazing the ground.
Just as you're within attacking range, Maya's already taken a leap away from you.
You stop your sword mid-swing, hitting her face with the dust that had accumulated on your blade when you ran toawrds her.
Her eyes now partly-closed, you pull the trigger, hitting her drawing hand.
But just as you think you've got an oppotunity to strike, Maya's book hits you square in the jaw, as she holds on to the chain that binds it.
A. Shoot her with the revolver part of Der Aufschlitzer again.
B. Keep up the pressure. If she regains her composure, you're done for.
>>3955215
B>A
>>3955215
>B. Keep up the pressure. If she regains her composure, you're done for.
>>3955215
B>A
>>3955215
B > A
>>3955215
B>A
>>3955215
No, you've just gained some momentum in the fight, you're not giving her a chance to recover.
You root your feet firmly in the ground, recovering from the strike to your jaw...
Only to get struck again.
And again.
And again.
This is actually starting to get a little ridiculous.
You dash towards her again, dodging underneath the chain as you do.
You thrust with your weapon and hit her in the side, but she steps forward and around you in one movement.
As you keep trying to position yourself to attack, she keeps her back to yours.
But that strategy avails her little, as you hit her with a Krumphau, essentially ;eaving no room for her to dodge when she's this close to you.
Just as you're about to attack again, you feel a sharp pain in your shoulder.
You try to bend your elbow, but fail, and that's when you notice it.
A paper-thin snake,orange and decorated in intricate angular designs, had wrapped itself around your arm and bitten your shoulder.
When did she manage to make that!?
[]Write in only..
>>3955950
[x] Bite the snake off
>>3956042
This I guess
>>3955950
You decide to bite the snake, rather than use the vial of dust you had at your diaposal to safely blow away any of Maya's creations if they were small enough.
And lo and behold, the orange colour was due to the fact that it was made of Exlposive Dust.
You're blown away, and are hit with a succession of projectiles by Maya.
Well, so much for that.
As your vision turns to black, you see Morrie rush over to you.
And... Bethany with a concerned - almost distresed - look on her face?
But why would she do that? Shouldn't she be cheering for her teammate?
You swear, she really makes no sense sometimes.
Your grip on your consciousness weakens, and you've passed out well before you can hear the what it is Beth was about to say.
---
Keep running MQ?
>>3956458
sure?
why do you ask
>>3956458
Keep running
>>3956676
I figured most people left because they lost interest. Or from salt that they lost.
Seriously. This was suppoed to be an easy encounter.
>>3956708
It was supposed to be easy? But Maya is the toughest student at Beacon.
>>3956708
i had no idea what his abilities were, so refrained from voting. kinda drift in and out of MQ
>>3956737
Yes, but Leroy had figured out her weakness.
She needs time to make stronger constructs, but faster ones are paper-thin, and can be easily blown away by a tiny ammount of wind. Hence the vial.
If he kept attacking, she wouldn't have had the time to counter.
>>3956737
Leroy had her all figured out, he just made the mistake of listening to us
>>3956769
Ah. I guess I glanced over that part.
>>3956708
people left (if they left, and idnd't just not reply) because you make us do write ins in the most impossible situations with the least information.
You basically go:
"Yeah, you have a sword, an axe and an enchanted bow. Now how do you fight a vampiric deity?"
and when we suck you go:
"oh but it was so easy you could've build a cross with the sword and the axe and use it to repel the vampire. or you could've used the vapire-bane spell on the bow I didn't tell you you had."
>>3956769
>Yes, but Leroy had figured out her weakness.
>Leroy
Exactly. and Leroy didn't tell us.
>>3956804
>Exactly. and Leroy didn't tell us.
B-but I thought it was obvious...
>>3956458
You are Marigold, once again.
Standing in the main room of Doctor Aiden's antique store.
Which is just a front for the clinic he has in the back room.
Doc : Alright, I'm ready to leave it all behind.
And speak of the devil.
He's got a gigantic backpack on him, easily towering you.
You notice some fluorescent liquids of assorted colours in some of the gaps in the seams.
Doc : I can't really sow this back on to you, Eli. So that's that.
Eli : Figures. Well, I can dispose of this easily.
Doc : But I mean - SOMEONE - could possibly want it, if you don't.
Eli : Really? Who?
Lena and Laurel both shake their heads in protest as Eli offers his severed hand to them.
He knows Doc meant himself. He's just trying to get some reactions out of the crowd.
Rufus just gives him a half-assed "Nah".
A. You don't have any use for that...
B. ...or do you?
C. []Write in
>>3957029
>"Aw sweet! Another one for the collection!"
>>3957029
B>A
>>3957029
A>B
The fuck guys?
This is how we almost fucked a 14 year old boy.
>>3957029
A > B
>Well, I can dispose of this easily.
>Eli blowing up only a hand
He's reverse-Kira
>>3957029
A>B
If this were a video game, I'd be worried about not taking any and all loot that comes our way, no matter how gruesome, just in case. But I guess we can get away with leaving this behind.
>>3957029
Marigold : Aw sweet! Another one for the collection!
Eli : Ay, you planning on taking it to a picnic?
Marigold : Only if I get to peel off some guy's face and wear it on mine as a disguise!
You and Eli share some laughs over your shared understanding of that refererence, while Doc, Lena and Laurel look on in mild confusion. Rufus doesn't care.
That is until Eli walks over to the trash can.
He holds up the hand, turning it bright orange with his semblance before tossing it in and closing the lid.
A satisfying "poof" comes from the can, with a bit of white smoke.
For all the cheer Eli has, you didn't expect someone to so casually dispose of a body part like that.
Especially if it's their own.
It's at this point you realize you never asked what Eli's line of work is specifically.
And then you remember how an attempt was made on his life after he left his own home yesterday.
A. Return to the ship. You'll have time to think things over.
B. Go eat someplace first.
C. Head to the address where officer Malthus lived.
D. []Write in.
>>3957713
C>B>A
>>3957713
C > B > A
>>3957713
B>C>A
Favorite flavor of brown?
>>3957713
B>A>C
>>3957999
Scent of Cinnamon>Dark Vanila>Amazon Chocolate>the rest
>>3957999
Dark Vanilla > Bedouin Dreams > Evening Elvan > Scent of Cinnamon > Cali Gols > The Okinawan > the rest
Aight, be back in a bit.
>>3957999
Ambiguous brown a best. California Gold, obviously.
>>3957999
Bedouin Dreams
Okinawan coming close second
>>3958089
>MARIQUEST TWO WILL RESUME AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
Anyone want an update post on MiMi spinoff?
I probably can only manage to do 2 or 3 maximum so I'ts your choice
>>3958167
YES
I disapprove greatly of being up all day.
>>3957713
You choose to head over to the address.
But should you bring everyone with you?
Choose who to take. Simply write "Y" or "N" next to each party member's name. You can choose to bring everyone. The rest will head back to The Rust Bucket.
Rufus
Laurel
Lena
Eli
Doc
>>3958585
>Rufus N
>Laurel Y
>Lena Y
>Eli N
>Doc N
Sorry the statements weren't in order. But I trust you can figure out what I meant.
>>3958585
Bring your former team for the possible, though unlikely reunion.
Lena and Eli should protect Doc.
>>3958585
Rufus Y
Laurel Y
Lena N
Eli N
Doc N
>>3958585
Rufus N
Laurel Y
Lena N
Eli N
Doc N
Only need our gurl
Gotta cut it here for MQ. Be back tomorrow.
>>3958167
Are you going to...?
Or should I go to sleep?
>>3959405
well only one voted
So I guess have sweet dreams
>>3959430
Rip
>>3959430
;_;
I'm gonna dream of MiMi.
>>3959473
I'm gonna dream of you, anon.
>>3959506
w-why?
>>3937813
Floof.
>>3959860
Forgot image like a retard.
>>3959881
That's some nice floof.
I'm getting some serious Silver Chariot vibes
I wonder if we can expect more Stand-inspired designs in MQ
>>3960528
That armor reminds me of Gilles de Rais.
>tfw you'll never get to cruise around in an Atlesian Paladin fighting Grimm and bad guys
I had a kickass guys.
>>3963599
Dream.
I had a kickass dream.
>>3963797
>>3963599
>>tfw you'll never get to cruise around in an Atlesian Paladin fighting Grimm and bad guys
>I had a kickass guys.
>>3963613
>Dream
>I had a kickass dream.
Speaking of dreams, this little shitposter has to be awake in 4 hours.
Ihavenocontrolofmylifepleasekillme.
i once had a dream where i killed pyrrha by strangulation.
i had a boner but i was not pleased with at all.
send help.
>>3963851
Boner help or psychiatric help?
>>3963851
Stop reading bad doujins and try healthier stuff.
>Pyrrha gets involved with the Frutta Mafioso
>Only to borrow money to get more smokes
>>3965393
>Ozpin buys off her debt so she doesn't have a choice in being the fall maiden.
>Since there's no need to wait for her decision they do the transfer immediately.
>Cue the Battle of Beacon
>Pyrrha maiden-stomps the fuck outta the robot army with her Magneto powers.
>Proceeds to kick the ever-loving shit out of Cinder.
>Turns to face Jaune
>rapeface.png
>4Q Bad End
>>3965513
Honestly, I doubt half-maiden Pyrrha would've stomped half-maiden Cinder. Cinder was clearly toying with her for most of the fight, and even as half-maiden Cinder doesn't use metal.
Could go either way, really.
>>3965564
Considering Cinder was able to take out a full maiden with experience before she had her powers, I'd say she'still got it in the bag, even if it won't be quite as easy. Besides, Cinder has plot convenience on her side, whereas Pyrrha is a doomed nobody
>>3965513
>Never let Pyrrha take money from the mafia
Pyrrha's fucking pissed ending (BAD END)
>>3965627
Well, from a non-meta standpoint, Cinder is far more experienced and ruthless, plus experience against Maiden powers.
On the other hand, Amber seemed like kind of a putz, and Cinder might not fare so well without Emerald and Merc for support. But then Pyrrha could probably only master so much of half-maiden powers in that time, so maybe it doesn't matter much.
>>3965513
Without the pressing matter of Cinder swooping in to steal their shit, I don't think they would've been so quick to go through with the apparently abominable insult against nature that was the aura transfer. Hell, even if they did they had no idea if it would've worked and given Pyrrha the powers
>>3965627
Eh, Cinder needed an ambush and the help of Smug Bug and /THE ONE/.
And, let's not forget it was said that parts of Amber's soul might be transferred also - so there was a good chance Pyrrha would've gotten some experience with maiden powers (and with fighting Cinder) for free
Hullo kiddywinks, Lewis here. Anyone up for anything?
[ ] CQ (Alison's semblance seems to be 'Density', if everyone is happy with that...)
[ ] NQ (opinions on story direction appreciated but not necessary)
[ ] KQ (maybe determine Cinder's personality?)
[ ] BQ (continue or restart?)
[ ] Bugger off and play Ys Origin instead
>>3965990
[x] Play Ys Origin
>>3965990
CQ > NQ > KQ = BQ
>>3965990
CQ is fine. I am resuming WQ in Ocho, might aswell pass time to get some votes.
>>3965990
I want me some CarolQuest, but I need to sleep now and I don't want to miss anything so
[x] NQ
>>3966063
>>3966075
>>3966183
Righto. Gonna need a bit to think things out...not really feeling it for the past day or so, somehow...
Any thoughts on direction? Basically what I said here: >>3942727. Dunno if it should be darker or more light-hearted/bombastic adventure, light RPG mechanics or proper ones.
If no one minds I'll probably go with light-hearted and light RPG mechanics.
>>3966203
Light-hearted is fine.
>>3966203
I'd prefer light hearted
Nero here
Since I've seen there's some debate I'll let strawpoll decide
http://www.strawpoll.me/10696834
Also if you can give me a reason for why you like each one it helps me a lot on getting a grip of what you guys like and how I can change it
Also expect 4Q later this day
Maybe
Hopefully
>>3966429
Can we even have 4Q Pyrrha without wrecking the canon?
<NickelQuest #6 – Spritus Machina>
[Ayoisho…!]
The cry calls out over the sounds of industrial machinery rumbling throughout the facility, sending ripples through your glass of dust solution fuel. It’s damn good stuff, you have to admit.
Well, things seem to be going pretty well, all things considering. Between disintegrating lizard Grimm and completing your mission successfully, everything is kind of falling into place. And who'd have thought they'd have a functioning bar in this place?
<So you don’t know anything about your past, huh? That’s gotta be troublesome.>
The holographic bartender idly wipes down glasses as she small-talks you. How in the world can a hologram even hold something? You’d been meaning to ask A-DIC that, but it seemed a little insensitive.
“I dunno…I keep getting vague flashbacks. At least, I think they’re flashbacks? They don’t seem to make much sense, considering I was on a beach. Why would a combat gynoid be on a beach?”
<Maybe there was a battle there? What about the Vytal Landings on G-Day?>
“Nah, it’s nothing like that. It wasn’t a battle…do we get paid leave? Shore…leave? Vacation time? Anything like that?”
<Couldn’t tell you, depends on when you were operating. Considering most of the guys in the Scrapheap were Grimm War era models…I doubt it. Not much time for that sort of thing. You’d be better off asking A-DIC than me.>
You wince slightly at the thought of actually trying to get straight answer from him.
<Hehe, you two haven’t been getting along too well, have you?>
“You’re part of the same system, aren’t you? Don’t you already know that?”
<I’ve got access to his databanks, but we’re different CPUs, honey. He wouldn’t want me anywhere near most of that stuff anyway. And I sure as hell don’t want to see it either.>
“…You’re awfully laid-back, considering you’re part of the same computer. Shouldn’t I be calling you ‘sir’, come to think of it?”
>>3966671
<I’m not part of the chain of command, sweety. I’m…more of a human resources kind of processor. Something between that and counselling. I deal with the more personal stuff. It’s important that I make sure you guys are okay, so I can’t afford to go blabbing to him about anything personal you might tell me. We’re all in this together, so we might as well get long.>
You have to admit, her voice is pretty soothing…you could probably sit at the bar for hours just chatting to her about nothing at all…
<Unit P-3771: Please report to the debriefing room at 1900 hours. That is all.>
Well, you could have, anyway…At least he gave you fifteen minutes notice this time. You should have time for one more drink…non-carbolic of course. But maybe you should get over there early…something might crop up.
[ ] Report to A-DIC on the double.
[ ] Order another drink, chat (flirt?) with the bartender.
[ ] Maybe you should check up on that rumbling…she’ll probably be fine, but you never know…
[ ] Secluded quarantine is just about over…you could probably talk to B-349Y…
[ ] Other
>>3966681
Also, feel free to write-in lines for Nickel for any choice, if you like.
>>3966681
>[ ] Order another drink, flirt with the bartender.
Because it isn't a quest by Lewis without some lesbians
I don't really care for pyrrha in general. I'd prefer her not going batshit crazy though.
Hmm, did everyone go to sleep? Did I take to long? Oh no!
>>3966743
Anything specific for Nickel to say for flirtation purposes? Actions are fine too.
I don't remember posting from my phone being this fucking annoyi
>>3966814
D-don't pressure me like this, man!
I'm bad at flirting
>>3966837
Sorry, didn't mean to impose. I'll think of something...
>>3966681
Ask for a drink to go and meet up eith A dic
Talk to him while drinking said drink
>>3966925
sure
>>3966681
You could head over there early…but you know A-DIC won’t like it. The guy is anal as hell about punctuality, including being too early. And besides, the atmosphere in the bar is really relaxing…you feel so at ease…was your dust solution really non-carbolic?
“Hey Barkeep, one more for the road? Put in on my tab.”
<You don’t have a tab. I can’t really charge you for this stuff anyway, it’s all leftovers from the War. Good thing it was all hidden away in the sub-basement, it probably would’ve been ransacked otherwise.>
“Wait…does that mean there’s no supplier?”
<Of course there isn’t, darling. There hasn’t been any physical contact with the outside world in…twenty years? Maybe fifty? Difficult to tell when all the calendar apps had built-in obsolescence.>
You keep hearing increasingly alarming information, but you’re just too chilled out to care…
<I suppose if we could get someone to go and find some resources out there, it might be possible to get the old brewery working->
She passes you the drink…and as she does, you reach out and take it with one hand…and take her hand with the other.
“I could be your supplier.”, you suggest, coolly.
She fixes you with a cheeky grin.
<Could you now? Do you know anything about dust distillation?>
“Heh, you got me. I’m all looks and not much smarts.”, you counter her cheeky grin with your own. “But I may know someone. Just leave all the heavy lifting to me.”, you add, with a wink.
<Aren’t we confident? But I think we know who’ll do the real heavy lifting, don’t we?>
The rumbling continues outside, followed by a [Shimata!] and a clatter.
“Touche. Don’t count me out just yet though, I have my positive qualities.”
<Oh, I know that much. I’ll be sure to call you if I need to flip a charging Grimm.>
“I can flip more than just Grimm.”
<I’ll bet you can.> Her eyes flash at yours.
…
>>3967078
<Repeating message: Unit P-3771, please report to the debriefing room at 1900 hours. That is all.>
Damn.
<Guess you’d better be off, tiger. Take the drink with you. I’ll be expecting to see you bring it back.>
You give her suave little salute. “Count on it. Duty calls.”
<Just don’t try any of that Marvin Gaye shtick next time. It’s a little too obvious.>
Damn, what a dame…so thinking you wave her off and wander over to the debriefing room.
…and inside is A-DIC…and much to your surprise, the gynoid. There’s something different about her though…is she wearing glasses? And they’re upside-down…
<I’m glad to see you on time this time, Unit…any particular reason you think it appropriate to report with a beverage in hand?>
Whoops. Ah well, A-DIC is never pleased to see you anyway. Is the gynoid…working on a blackboard? What the hell is she doing?
[ ] Apologise to A-DIC, get on with the meeting
[ ] Cheekily reply to A-DIC, getting on with the meeting (write-in)
[ ] Ask about the gynoid…shouldn’t she be in quarantine?
[ ] Ignore A-DIC, drink like a smug asshole
[ ] Other
>>3967085
[ ] Ask about the gynoid…shouldn’t she be in quarantine?
>>3967085
"Sir! I fancied myself a drink sir!"
>Keep drinking
Kek.
“Sir! I fancied myself a drink, sir!”, and so saying, you idly sip your drink.
A-DIC’s face is a picture of stiff irritation.
<…I trust that it’s non-carbolic? I’d hate to have you decommissioned for something so trivial.>. Can a hologram even grit its teeth?
“Sir! It’s 100% carbol-free, sir!”
A-DIC grunts with slight annoyance. He seems more…cowed than usual?
<In which case, we shall begin->
Wait…Isn’t the gynoid a major hazard? She was almost completely Corrupted…
“Sir, forgive my impertinence but…why is she here?”, you interrupt, indicating the gynoid, who merely closes her eyes smugly and adjusts her glasses.
<…Your question is not unreasonable, Unit…but it is unwelcome. B-349Y->
{Bertha.} says the gynoid, quite firmly.
A-DIC sighs.
<…Bertha is a valuable asset to our cause. I have appointed her Chief Science Officer for her outstanding fieldwork and success in gathering essential intel. And of course the development of one of our most impressive weapons to date.>
‘Bertha’ sticks her chest out proudly. A button pings off her uniform and flies past you. Looks like her Grimm breast is larger than her mechanical breast…but no one bats an eyelid.
You pause, slightly uncertain of the situation.
“…but sir, isn’t she Corrupted? Is it even safe to have her here?”, you ask, genuinely bewildered.
Bertha scowls at you, slightly. A-DIC’s expression shifts, awkwardly.
<You are correct. But due to various circumstances…>
{I’ve isolated my Grimmfection and Corrupted nanomachines. All. By. Myself!}. Did she actually swell with pride, literally? Also…there’s something very odd about her personality.
<Er…yes…>
{And I restored my personality protocol and fused it with Bertha’s psyche. We are now one and the same, and I am now a superior being for it!}. Even more swelling.
<…’superior’ is a disputable term for it, but nonetheless->
>>3967514
{And I have since calculated the path of travel for the ‘Sinensis’-class lizard grimm you managed to COMPLETELY destroy-}…she seems to be holding malice back in that line…{and have now appropriately estimated the direction and possible location of our enemy. In short – I am a genius, no need to thank me!}. Her smug reaches immeasurable levels, and her back positively arches as she puffs out her chest.
<…indeed. As such, Unit, B-3->
{Bertha!}
<…*grumble*…Bertha is no danger to the facility. I have thoroughly checked her myself. And…simply put…we need her. I can’t expect you or the diminutive dreadnought to be responsible for appropriate deductions or calculations.>
She beams at you. If smugness were a weapon, you’d be smeared against the wall.
<And now, Unit, we should tend to your specifications before resuming our strategy. Any damage or alterations will be tended to by B-3-er, Bertha. She’ll tend to your needs. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to make some…arrangements…>, and so saying, he drifts off into the wall. What’s up with him?
You turn to Bertha…who’s now right in front of you. Is she…checking you out?
{…Yes…just as I thought…GUNNM-spec, but a unique model design…the ‘Iron Maiden’ model he said…fascinating. Not very practical, but fascinating, nonetheless…}
You don’t like the look in her eyes.
{…Let’s get you kitted out then, shall we? What can we do with you?}
Can robots even drool? That’s kind of worrying…
(Mission Completed: You have levelled up! You gain five stat points. You may allocate them as you wish.)
Current stats:
[ 2 ] Strength
[ 2 ] Dexterity
[ 12 ] Durability
[ 2 ] HMC
[ 2 ] Energy output
Also:
[ ] Respec self (up to five existing points can be re-allocated)
[ ] Respect Shizune (same)
>>3967533
Also:
[ ] Talk to Bertha
[ ] Find Shizune and talk to her
[ ] Go back to the bar
[ ] ...Find A-DIC. You're concerned about what's going on with him.
[ ] Other
Write-in optional for any choice.
>>3967533
I don't like how the new guys instantly get a better position than us.
>+3dexterity
>+2 strength
>[ ] Find Shizune and talk to her
>>3967630
Actually, she was in active service before you, you were sent after her.
Also, you can get a medal for your bravery and efforts, if you like.
>>3967689
>I'd like some appreciation from A-DIC. Maybe a higher rank than Shizune.
Okay...
>"If you're so smart, why haven't you isolated your corruption before? Why wait until I bring you back?"
>get fucked.
Is the 'get fucked' directed at Bertha or me?
>>3967727
at Bertha, but not directly.
I'm not sure when it'll be done, but I'll start on the Meta Bar tonight.
I'm not sure if I have to work tomorrow.
>>3968027
Sleepy here, that's fine. If you don't know what the Protagonist looks like. I'll give a quick reminder...
>Wendell
He has California Gold skin, and Dirty Blond hair.
>Jefe
As Grimm said, generic Beowolf that can stand upright.
>4Q Jaune
He's just Jaune.
>>3967533
>>3967590
You try to hold still as Bertha tinkers with your chassis…
…Your stats have been upgraded:
[ 4 ] Strength
[ 5 ] Dexterity
[ 12 ] Durability
[ 2 ] HMC
[ 2 ] Energy output
You glare at Bertha as she ends the finishing touches. Something is bothering you.
"If you're so smart, why haven't you isolated your corruption before? Why wait until I bring you back?", you demand, with an implicit ‘get fucked’ laced into your start.
It’s so fierce that it actually makes her jump back.
{…Oh…I…er…}
She shifts uneasily.
{…I couldn’t do it with what I had. I needed the equipment here. I also needed my memories and self-awareness fully restored, which also required the resources from here…and what with Bertha- that’s Grimm Bertha, I mean- being the dominant personality at the time, I couldn’t bring her away from her pack. So…I needed your help. There. I said it.}
She cows in front of you. Is she expecting you to hit her or something?
“…Well? Anything else?”, you demand, expectantly.
She flinches slightly ,but the gathers what you meant.
{…Thank you. Thank you very much. I would’ve been a goner if that Sinensis had shown up and you hadn’t been there. I owe you…pretty much everything, I guess. So…just say the word. I’ll help you with whatever you need.}
She’s still cowering, slightly. You move forward…and gently flick her head.
{!}
“Don’t be so melodramatic about it. I do my job, you do yours, ‘Science Officer’. I’ll catch you when I need you.”
You give her a cocky grin and wander off. She falls to her knees, staring after you.
Time to find Shizune…
[A-dokoi!]
And at the source of all the racket, you find her. Back in her original Dreadnought state, she’s pretty close to finishing her assigned task of repairing the facility wall and ceiling.
“You know, fighting that damn lizard would’ve been less of a problem if you’d been in that form.”, you call out to her.
>>3968149
[Phew…Wha- Oh, it’s you. Don’t startle me like that, Unit! I could’ve dropped something on you!]
“You’ll have to do better than that if you wanna break me. I’m the Iron Maiden, and don’t you forget it!”
[…What’s with the attitude? You’re not still sore about the cannon thing, right? I’m still your superior officer, you know!]
<Actually, that’s not strictly true. Since it was P-3371’s sterling efforts that primarily contributed to the, er, relatively safe return of Bertha, I have made a reconsideration. Congratulations, Lieutenant.>
A-DIC grins at you. You’re not sure you like the way he’s doing it.
But then he floats up and pins some stripes to your uniform. Nifty.
<And furthermore, I award you the Steel Cog, for outstanding bravery in the threat of Grimm!>
“…The Steel Cog? Really?”, you respond, flatly.
<You didn’t really expect machines to receive respectable-sounding medals, did you? This is a human custom after all. We couldn’t be seen to upstage them. Now, you will all report to the war room at 1930 hours…including you, Sergeant-Major. As you were…Lieutenant.>
And A-DIC glides back through the wall. He’s gotten pretty smug about something…
You turn back to Shizune. She seems to look at your awkwardly with her giant red lens.
You grin.
[ ] Order Shizune to do something…just to cement the chain of command, of course.
[ ] Make amends with Shizune. You should try and get along, after all.
[ ] Head back to Bertha. You had something to say to her…
[ ] Back to the bar, boast about your promotion and medal
[ ] Talk to A-DIC, his behaviour is getting weirder…
[ ] Other
Write-in optional for everything.
>>3968160
I'm satisfied. Although I kinda wanna order her to hug us gently, that might be too much.
>[ ] Make amends with Shizune. You should try and get along, after all.
then
>[ ] Talk to A-DIC, his behaviour is getting weirder…
>>3968160
Make amends with shizune
Then
>order her to call you senpai with the biggest shit eating grin you have
Sorry, going to have to pause for dinner...
>>3968160
You could probably order Shizune to do something for your entertainment…but you think better of it. You’re probably better off getting on with as best you can…
“Sergeant-Major!”
[Y-yes sir!?], Shizune almost yelps, holding back some bitterness, by the sounds of things.
“Here are your orders!”
[Sir!]
You hold out your hand, and manage a soft grin, free of malice.
“Let’s try to get along better, alright?”
Shizune falters for a moment…but then lowers her giant hand to yours. You shake her giant finger as best you can.
[S-sir, yes sir…I will…be a…model…unit?...Yeah…]. She clearly has no real experience taking orders. It’s kind of amazing that A-DIC got her to do anything.
“How about we try to be model friends, to start with?”
Can giant dreadnought mechs blush?
[…Sir, yes, sir…]
“Fantastic!”, you grin, but then…a thought crosses your mind…
“’Sir’ is just too formal. How about you call me…’Senpai’?”, you propose, with the biggest shit-eating grin you can manage.
Shizune seems to look down and to the side…is she shaking, slightly?
[…Yes, Senpai…], she manages.
Adorable. You’d pat her head if you could reach it, but settle for patting her outstretched hand instead.
“Good girl!”, you grin, leaving Shizune stuttering awkwardly, and turn to your next plan of action…
Something is odd with A-DIC…you’re not sure if it’s anything to worry about, but it does trouble you…
You find him floating about in the war room…humming to himself?!
That doesn’t seem right. A-DIC could only be enjoying himself at someone else’s inconvenience…
You report in, drawing his attention.
“Sir, Lieutenant P-3771 reporting for duty, sir!”
A-DIC turns to you, somewhat surprised.
<Hmm? You’re early, Lieutenant. You know how I feel about unreasonable earliness, it’s second only to tardiness in undesirable->
“Sir. Permission to speak freely sir.”, you state, seriously.
>>3969113
<…Very well, Lieutenant, in light of your promotion and efforts, you may speak.>
“Sir, I have detected irregularity in your standard mode of behaviour. I am thusly concerned that something may have occurred or interfered with your protocols, sir.” Could Bertha have infected the central computer system? That could be dire…
<You mean that I happen to be distracted one moment and unreasonably happy the next?>, proposes A-DIC.
“…I’d say unreasonably smug, sir. If you don’t mind my saying so.”
A-DIC grins. And floats right up to you.
<I’ve been distracted, Lieutenant, because I’ve been receiving an external signal for the past hour…one I was unable to isolate until a few moments ago.>
“…Okay…”. He’s getting right up in your face. When did he get this eager about anything.
<…I’ve found them!>
“Oh. Wonderful, sir!”, you state, having absolutely no idea who ‘them’ happens to be.
<It is wonderful, isn’t it Lieutenant!?>
“Sir!”
<…You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?>
“No, sir!”
A-DIC sighs
<…You’ll see in just a moment. We shall begin momentarily. Ah, excellent. Right on time, Sergeant-Major, Science Officer Bertha.>
The two enter the war room, Shizune having been restored to her diminutive state.
<Let us begin! Firstly, at 1800 hours, I received an unknown external signal transmitted from the Surface. That signal, would you believe…was from Vacuo!>
He pauses for dramatic effect. No one reacts.
He seems a little off-put.
<…Er…It was from Vacuo Central Command!>
Still nothing.
{So…there are humans still living on Remnant? Seriously, sir?}, queries Bertha, unconvinced.
<Er…well, now let’s not be too hasty…I was in contact with the Vacuon Intelligence Computer…> A-DIC seems somewhat thrown by the question…
It’s not a human? Hang on…
>>3969131
[ ] Sir, what is the situation on Remnant? Surely I have clearance enough to know that much?
[ ] Sir, have you been flirting with another computer?
[ ] Ask what he learned from the computer
[ ] Other
Feel free to edit or write-in for any option.
>>3969149
>[ ] Ask what he learned from the computer
>tfw A.I. evolution bro
>>3969149
"Sir! Have you been flirting with a computer. Sir!"
"Sir permission to say how cute that is. Sir!"
>>3969149
You’re not sure if you believe your own thoughts…but you have to ask…
"Sir! Have you been flirting with a computer. Sir!"
You ask…and then add:
"Sir permission to say how cute that is. Sir!"
A-DIC stares at you in bewilderment.
<….No, Lieutenant. I have done no such thing. What a peculiar question…>
The remaining two stifle giggles. Surprisingly, it seems you can blush.
[…’cute’, she says…]
<Anyway, I wouldn't 'flirt' with that...computer at any rate...>
Time to change the subject!
“Sir, what did you learn from Vacuo? What did the computer tell you?”, you query.
A-DIC cocks a holographic eyebrow at you for a moment…then resumes his normal expression.
<…Well, long story short…there seem to be some sort of survivors on Remnant. What kind, exactly, was not entirely clear. But needless to say, humanity’s forces are still active…which means…we may yet win the war!>
His enthusiasm is met with general silence.
You decide to be the one to break the silence.
“Sir, with due respect…which war, exactly?”
Everyone stares at you.
[…how can you not know that we’re at war?...er, Senpai?], manages Shizune, apparently legitimately shocked.
<…It seems I may have made a slight error when I thought your operating system to be…outdated…this is most irregular…>
Oh good. Everyone knows except mugins.
But then…
{Hm…}
Bertha is staring you right in the eye. She holds up one finger right in front of you.
“Er…hi? Welcome to my personal space?”
Bertha fixes you with a look that borders between concern and fascination.
{No coherent memories, indeed…}
<Science Officer. If you’ve anything to say, I suggest that you do so now.>
{…No, sir. I must be imagining things. Clearly the Lieutenant’s AI is from a pre-war era…no, that doesn’t make sense, no AI of that era should be compatible with this kind of model…memory leakage. It’s that simple. I’ll run diagnostics and patch the Lieutenant up before our next mission, sir.}
<…How peculiar…I detected no memory leakage during the reassembly of the Lieutenant, and went to great lengths to restore all damage->
{I’m certain I can get to the bottom of the matter, sir.} states Bertha, firmly.
<…Very well, Science Officer.>
“Er…do I get a say in this?”, you ask, tentatively.
<{[No!]}> declares the room at large.
{Er, sir.}
[…Senpai…]
At least they remember that much…
<Lieutenant. We, and humanity at large, have been at war with the Grimm and the Abominations for some years now. As I’m sure you’ve since ascertained…the war did not run quite in our favour. Which is why it is so fortuitous that we were able to make contact with one of the remaining allied forces. The Remnant Front Guard may yet be restored to its former glory!>
“…Is that actually likely, sir?”, you query, unconvinced.
<But of course! We must make haste to Vacuo immediately! Surely they are in need of our support!>
“…Our support of one dreadnought, a Corrupted science officer, and me.”
<…Support is what it is, Lieutenant. I trust you aren’t harbouring insubordinate inclinations?>
You sigh. “No, sir.”
<Good. Now, I shall just re-establish the connection to Vacuo->
But then Bertha interjects.
{Sir. Permission to speak freely.}
<Granted. Whatever is the matter now, Science Officer?>
>>3969772
{I have ascertained the approximate location of the enemy stronghold…or at least one of their bases of operation. If Vacuo has not specifically requested for our support…which, considering your ambiguity…no offense meant, sir…seems to be the case, I would propose that we instead launch a reconnaissance operation of the enemy forces. For all we know, they could be preparing to strike at this very minute.}
<…You make a valid point, Science Officer. Hmm…perhaps this would be an appropriate time to test the mettle of our new Commissioned Officer…Lieutenant. As the commanding officer of the force that will be dispatched in either case…what would you propose?>
Everyone stares at you expectantly. So they don’t trust your memory, but they’re happy to pin the decision-making on you…well, you’re an officer now. Time to act the part.
[ ] Make passage to Vacuo to offer support
[ ] Launch reconnaissance operation on the Abomination forces
[ ] Confer with your subordinates…maybe there’s something else to consider?
[ ] Maybe you should speak directly to the Vacuo System?
[ ] Other
Write-in as you like, etc.
>>3969786
>[ ] Launch reconnaissance operation on the Abomination forces
>>3969823
This
>>3969786
You reach a decision.
“…We investigate the Abominations. We need to know as much as possible about their current forces, and whether or not they’re ready to attack us. That lizard might have given our position away…”
{He referred to Sanctuary…even if he didn’t mean this facility, it’s unlikely we’ll remain here unnoticed much longer.}
A-DIC nods.
<Very well, Lieutenant. The mission is in your hands. You may take with you what you see fit. I shall keep Vacuo abreast of the situation…it’s possible you may encounter their forces out there. I will prepare the shuttle for your departure…hopefully you’ll be able to make the return journey when necessary. I wish you all the best of luck. You are dismissed.>
You all stand to attention and salute.
{[“Sir, yes, sir!”]}
Wait…did he just say shuttle?
But before you can even process that thought more coherently…
The roar tears through the facility…
{Human-doll! I know you’re in there! You will not be rid of me so easily! I challenge you!}
…You’ve got to be fucking kidding…That fucking lizard survived?!
<Hmm…interesting. It seems your success was deemed a little premature, Lieutenant.>
{…Oops…}
Oops?!
You glare at Bertha.
“What do you know?”
{…I encountered the Sinensis during my travels with Bertha…I did actually notice that it has remarkably high levels of regenerative capability…we couldn’t kill it with anything we had…I didn’t think it could regenerate from disintegration, though…}
You give her the most sour look you can muster.
“And you were planning on telling us this…when, exactly?”
{…I may have forgotten…Teehee?}, she suggests, cutely but unconvincingly.
You consider shaking sense into the idiot-savant, but that probably won’t help you now.
{HUMAN-DOLL! I DEMAND SATISFACTION! OR ARE YOU A COWARD?!}
“Why isn’t it attacking the base though?”
>>3970242
<I shouldn’t think it wants to face the laser cannon a second time. He can’t attack us. It’s nothing more than the impotent barking of a neutered dog. Though…he might draw our enemies to us…it yet be best to disable him somehow…Lieutenant?>
Can’t be killed…you glance down at your left arm…the GSP seems to be running just fine…but it can generate aura…you’ll have to get around it somehow…
…
[ ] Fight the bastard (method?)
[ ] Ignore him, get on with the mission
[ ] Talk him down, somehow? (write-in)
[ ] Other
>>3970272
Challenge him to arm wrestling, but tell him aura's unfair because we don't have any.
>>3970272
Give him the peoples elbow
Then GSP him
>>3970374
Second
>>3970473
correct
>>3970506
I like it.
Writing~
Got this image from the RWBYg, it was from Volume 3 bloopers.
>>3970753
Kekarot.
Hmm…the guy seems weirdly honour-bound. You could probably use it to your advantage…
“I’ll take care of him sir. Have faith in me.”
<…As you wish, Lieutenant. I shall make the preparations for your journey…pray, do take care…>
And he vanishes through the wall.
Time to take out the unkillable…you casually prep the GSP for activation…
You move to the facility door, and move out into the open…
He’s right there, standing on his hind legs…and very carefully outside the range of the cannon…
He sees you, hatred flashing in his eyes.
You call out.
“Hey, Big, Green and Ugly! As challenged, I choose the terms of the duel!”
There comes a brief silence.
{State your terms, human-doll. Make them count, for they will be your last!}
“The method of confrontation will be arm-wrestling! Or…whatever weird front limb you freaks have!”
{…Heheh. You really think your pathetic metal frame can match mi-}
“However!”, you interrupt, “The condition shall be: no aura. No semblance. No…freaky Grimm power, whatever the hell you have. Just your own physical self. Understand?”
…he pauses for a moment.
{…What are you up to, metal puppet? Do you presume to trick me?}
You grin without malice.
“Wouldn’t dream of it. I won’t use anything that isn’t already part of me.”
…His eyes narrow suspiciously…but then he shrugs…how weirdly human of him.
{…’Tis no matter. Your pathetic methods do not concern me. I will emerge victorious!}
“You do that, big guy!”, you goad him on, and walk out towards him…
[What are you doing, Senpai!?], hisses Shizune, but she’s grabbed and tucked away by Bertha…who smiles and winks at you. Well, of course she’d catch on.
You wink back…and proceed to the angry reptile.
He looks like he’d like to bite your head clean off…but he’s very restrained…
>>3971198
You move over to a convenient tree stump from the lizard’s earlier rampage, and place your left elbow down on it…the GSP arm…and proffer your hand.
He takes it in his giant, wicked claw…unprotected by aura….
{Any last words, puppet?}, sneers the lizard.
You grin.
“Yeah. Checkmate, motherfucker!”
And you activate the GSP. For an instant you almost feel sorry for doing this to him…
…he almost seem to freeze in place…Then he laughs.
{What a pathetic statement! We are not even playing a board game!}
Oh you have got to be kidding me…
And he pulls down on your arm…Huh?
{Grrr….HNGGGGG!!!!}
Oh. That’s interesting.
You’re not actually applying any pressure…but then…
{GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!}
You don’t actually need to. Your arm alone weighs more than most of his upper body.
...You shift your arm across slightly
{AAAAAARGGGGH!!!!}
And gently push his claw to the surface of the stump.
…
You look him in the eye. He seems a little upset.
“…I win.”
He looks like he’s about to explode.
{…You cheated…}
“I did not such thing.” Technically, you’re not wrong.
{I WILL NO SUFFER THIS INDIGNITY! I’LL TEAR YOU ALL TO PIECES!}
“GSP analysis: 98%...99%...100%...Complete! Incorporating Grimm now!”
You stare at your arm.
“Are you fucking serious?”
{WHAT?! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!}
And the lizard turns completely white, as if filled with light itself…and then seems to separate out into pixilated cubes…which then flow into the palm of your left hand…it kinda tingles.
And it’s gone.
>>3971223
A picture and a notification appears on your GSP panel. The picture is an 8-bit representation of a cute-looking lizard, making angry faces.
[Grimm incorporation complete! Would you like to name your new Grimm? Y/N?]
[For registering purposes, please choose from the following options:
When summoning your Grimm, would you like it to be:
- Its normal form
- Humanoid
If humanoid, please select from the following:
-Humanoid male
-Humanoid female
These options can be changed at any time! Thank you for using the GSP! We hope to see you again!]
….the actual fuck.
[ ] Name
[ ] Grimm/Human
[ ] Male/Female (optional)
>>3971259
Also, this is the last choice of the session. Make it count~
>>3971259
>"Tick-Tock"
and what exactly does "humanoid" mean?
Although, of course, human female tempts me for Nickel to have the weirdest harem of them all.
>>3971328
>and what exactly does "humanoid" mean?
He (she?) will have their Grimm traits but will be predominantly human in appearance. They can't pass for a proper human even at a distance...but maybe they could pass for a faunus to the untrained eye.
Basically, monmusu style.
>>3971259
Name: Alberto
Humanoid grimm: Bara male
>>3971379
>Basically, monmusu style.
I can feel you playing me like a damn fiddle
>>3971259
>>3971328
add:
Human, female
>>3971416
Cmon people lets not make this quest a taco party
I want a husbando for a change
>>3971259
We're going to give Bertha really, really weird looks for putting the option in to make Grimm appear humanoid.
>>3971431
Where were you when Thatch tried to push for Shirtless?
>>3971389
Lets go for this
>>3971681
Also, I would like to emphasise how hard it is to find images of muscular lizard men...without them being an actual furry. God dammit, you guys.
Do not order ghost pepper wings and then go to the bathroom without washing your hands. My balls are fire.
>>3971854
Dunk them in milk
>>3971874
Dunk... My balls in milk?
Wat.
>>3971843
Strong fat guy in his 30s
As in bara as fuck
>>3971892
Milk counters the chemical in peppers that makes them spicy. It's why you always see people chug milk or ice-cream after a hot pepper challenge.
>>3971259
You make your selections…whilst still not sure why they’re there. You need to have a serious conversation with Bertha later…
[Registration complete! Your Alberto (humanoid male) will be summoned presently! Have a nice day!]
Wait, what. It’s summoning it now?!
The tingling sensation shoots up your arm and the white pixels fly out of your hand…collect together in front of you…and the white sheen disappears to reveal…
A very tall, deeply tanned, burly man, looking to be in his 30s, with spiked, jet-black hair…and a black lizard tail. His red, slitted eyes glare down at you, as he bares his razor-sharp teeth…
{…How may I serve you, master?}
…given his immediate expression, that clearly wasn’t what he meant to say.
“…Say what you actually meant to say…but don’t move”, you suggest, warily.
{CONFOUND YOUR BLASTED DEVICES, PUPPET! WHAT MOCKERY OF HONOUR IS THIS?!}
Of course.
“…Alright, shut up. You’re coming with me, we’ll pump you for information later. Follow me and don’t ever act without my permission. Understood?”
{…As you command, master…}
“Wonderful.” This is so fucking weird…
You head back over to the facility. Shizune seems to be struggling in Bertha’s hands…and Bertha herself is giving you a grin you really don’t like.
{So that’s your taste, hmm? Didn’t expect that from you, Lieutenant~}
You give her a blank stare.
“…Alberto.”
{Master?}
“Using non-harming force…hit Bertha, please.”
{By your command.}
{EEEP!}
And with a crash, Bertha goes flying across the room. Good.
“That’s for putting dodgy software in the arm of a commanding officer, you pervert.”
{…You weren’t my commanding officer at the time…oee~…}, she calls back, dizzily.
“Huh, you really weren’t harmed. Guess this thing works as intended.”
<Ah, Lieutenant, I see…what on the Moon is that?!>, cries A-DIC, justly bewildered at Alberto.
>>3972539
{I am Alberto. I exist to serve the master.}
<…>
“…Long story. He’s the lizard Grimm. He’s under my control now. We can pump him for information later, so we should get to the mission ASAP. Sir.”
A-DIC looks back from you to Alberto, to you again.
<…Why is he naked? And why is his penis so big?>
…Oh yeah. There was that too.
“…I don’t know.”, you respond. Poker face. Bertha sniggers from the corner she was smashed into.
{I exist only to serve the master.}
“Shut up, you’re not helping.”
<…Regardless…if the Grimm is under control, then I propose we make haste to Remnant. The shuttle is ready, we shall depart momentarily. Follow me.>
And A-DIC floats off down the corridor…to a part of the facility you hadn’t been to yet.
Hang on. Make haste to Remnant?
You follow after him, taking your subordinates and Grimm-slave in tow.
…you emerge into a hanger so vast, you can’t quite believe you missed it.
…There’s a space shuttle, operating and ready for launch, right there in the middle, beneath the open ceiling.
<Get on board, would you?>
…you won’t give them the satisfaction.
You move onto the shuttle without a word. Everyone straps themselves in…except for the part where you struggle with Alberto to stop him from strapping you in for you.
<Shuttle ready to launch. I am operating as on-board computer. Please fire ignition when ready, Lieutenant.>
You gaze out the cockpit window. And see the cleared sky…the strange almost mirage-like effect you’d seen in the blue-grey before…
The dark sky twinkles with the light of celestial bodies. And one, larger and clearer than any other.
It’s a blue-green planet.
Remnant.
…
You stare at everyone.
“…We’re on the Moon.”
They all stare back at you.
{…You mean you didn’t kno-}
Nope. Not dealing with this right now.
You slam down on the ignition, cutting the conversation short.
>>3972539
Why it's an apostle, sir.
>>3972563
The shuttle blasts forth, freeing itself of the lunar atmosphere…and hurtles off into space towards Remnant…towards home…
Huh…why would you think of it that way…?
<…Regardless…It will be some time before we reach Remnant…I suggest you all take some rest and leave navigation to me…if you can…>
You feel something press against your arm.
{For your nerves, master.}
It’s your favourite dust-solution cocktail. It’s carbolic as hell. Thank gods.
<See you when you get back! <3>, reads the lipstick on the glass. How the fuck does a hologram even have lipstick?
You swig the cocktail. It’s going to be one hell of a journey…
</#6 Transaction: Spiritus Machina>
>>3972587
>tfw we exchanged a cute bartender with a fat lizard
>>3972568
Yeah. I had a really hard time finding art of a bara lizard man that wasn't a furry, so I settled for the most obvious burly monster man I could think of. Might try to find something else for next time...
>>3972659
Well, that was the winning vote, what can I say?
And it can still be summoned as something else, if the need arises...
>>3972539
>>3972563
>>3972587
Dunno if the whole switch to space travel was too jarring, I wanted to spend a bit more time building up to the reveal and I never got around to dropping enough hints...but eh. I'm going for a full science fantasy JRPG approach, so much like Phantasy Star, jumping on a shuttle to another celestial body is basically not a big deal at this point. As to how they can do that when dust supposedly doesn't work in space? Alternate resources. Also, because I say so.
Regardless, feedback is appreciated, as always and I hope it was at least moderately good fun. Nighty night~
Resume MQ
Y/N?
Of course my engine is smoking. Why didn't this happen at any terminal but the one they won't put me in a hotel at?
Fuck everything.
>>3973362
Yeah sure
>>3973362
>>3958585
You choose to bring Rufus and Laurel with you, leaving Lena, Eli, and Doc at the ship.
You're walking down the streets of Vale, the streetlights coming to life as the sun sets and the shattered moon becomes visible.
Vaguely familiar faces appear all around you. Or maybe it's just one face that you've run into several times already.
Rufus : Hey, Marigold. There's something I've been meaning to say.
Marigold : What is it, Rufus?
Rufus : It's about earlier. When we fought that "Krieger" guy. I noticed something odd about him. Or rather the way he spoke.
Marigold : I'm listening.
Rufus puts his hand to his chin, as if trying to recall the conversation exactly.
Rufus : When we were negotiating the ransom, he counted the phalanges on his fingers, not the fingers themselves.
Marigold : ...and?
Rufus : Well, some cultures don't use the decimal system of counting. The second most common after that is duodecimal. Or base 12.
Marigold : ...and they count the twelve segents of their fingers rather than the fingers themselves.
Rufus : Right. And I don't know of too many places that use that.
Laurel : Well he could've just been using the phalange counting for convenience's sake.
Rufus turns to look at Laurel, putting his hands in his pockets as he walks.
Rufus : See, that's where the second part comes in. He used "myriad" for counting, or ten thousand.
Marigold : And again, some cultures use that rather than stopping at thousand, right?
Rufus : Exactly. And I only know of one place in Remnant where a counting system like that exists. It's in some part off the southern coast of Atlas.
A. How do you know so much about what cultures use what counting systems anyway?
B. So you're saying we can find out if that Krieger's a fake just from that one conversation?
C. It's a stretch, but it's better than nothing.
D. He could just be using that to confuse us.
>>3974050
A > C > D > B
Such a goddamn nerd Rufus
>>3974050
C>D>A>B
It's useful information, but I don't think we should base assumptions on the knight's identity all on this.
>Colorful Sweeny Todd
>The Demon Stripper of Skeet Street
Just started watching RWBY
Is Ruby autistic?
>>3974750
Fightan autism
aw shit I was gonna ask if anyone wanted to run 4Q
Hey Dry mind doing a double feature?
>>3974050
Marigold : How do you know so much about what cultures use what counting systems anyway?
Laurel : That's because he's a massive NERD.
Rufus : Ha. Ha. Ha. Forgive me, my sides are tearing.
Laurel : I- I didn't mean it...
Rufus : I know because I've been there. I remember quite clearly because it was a pain in the ass converting back and forth when I tried to buy anything there.
You take out your scroll, and check the voice message that was sent to you.
Perun : Mari, it's dad. I've looked into things, and we've got a problem. Ludwig's body is gone.
A chill runs down your spine at that statement.
Could it be that Krieger you encountered is the real deal?
How? If Veles' attempt at reviving him failed, then who did it?
How do the disapperances of your friends fit into all of this?
Perun : There's no guarantee that guy you saw is him just from that, but...
The message is replaced by silence for a bit, before a your father's sigh breaks that silence.
Perun : But just in case you have another encounter with that guy ; If that's Ludwig, the group you've got should just barely be enough. Lena's been away from combat for a while, so she might be a bit rusty. But I figure she'll do fine once she gets back into it.
Perun : Anyways, I've gotta go now. Keep me updated. Love you.
The message ends.
Laurel : Oh man. First cyborgs, now a zombie?
Rufus : Honestly, sounds kinda lame now that you put it that way.
Laurel makes her nahds into fists, pouting as hard as she possibly can at a disinterested Rufus.
Rufus : Hey, that reminds me. Where are we going?
Marigold : Oh, right. Laurie and I found the address where Ty used to live when she studided at Beacon.
Rufus : Huh. It'll be a reunion if we find her then.
Marigold : I figure she'd want to look into the case, seeing as she was close to Morrie and all.
Laurel : So, is that gonna be it?
Marigold : Whaddaya mean?
cont.
>>3974822
Laurel : Well, I mean how many more are we going to bring with us? We can't fly everyone on that tiny thing.
Rufus : She brings up a good point. Gathering capable people is good and all, but at some point, we're gonna have to act.
A. We're bringing as many people as we can squeeze into the ship.
B. I figure we should only bring people we know. (Ty, Beth, Al and Maya)
C. I figure if we can't find Ty, we're not looking for anyone else. We'll just wait for dad.
>>3974907
A>B>C
>>3974907
B > A > C
>>3974907
B>A>C
I want muh Tyria
>That's because he's a massive NERD.
Fuckin' perfect; no wonder Mari's gonna wife you
Alright fuck it the injury's starting to hurt again. Gotta end it now.
Good night. Or evening. Or day. Or morning. I assume most of you are from the States.
Ok so anyone wants me to continue 4Q? Since Dry left
>>3975420
Sure.
Though I'd still prefer more MiMi
>>3974815
Go ahead.
[Jaune, I swear we should take responsibilities]
[What if Pyrrha borrows money from shady people?]
>>3975482
I'm sure Mimi would prefer more you.
>>3975716
that makes me way more happy than it should make a mentally healthy person happy
Last time
>We argued like husband and wife (Don't know who's who)
>We fed /Sci/mon's crazy dust addiction
>We saw Pyrrha slowly descending into the void of despair
You decide to let them be, you could sort this thing out tomorrow.
You also realize that tomorrow is Sunday and your deal with /D/eviant will be sealed, bringing back Blake and Merc with no recollection of their past and having forgotten everything about /D/eviant’s sexnassium
[Jaune, I swear we should take responsibilities]
[What if Pyrrha borrows money from shady people?]
C’mon! she’s Ms.perfect! she wouldn’t stop so low…
Actually no, you can see her stooping quite low, that’s troubling.
Would she suck a c-
Nope stop thinking about it, the less you think about how bad it can be, the better
You start walking aimlessly around the city, leading yourself to places you know as the moonlight hits you in the face, solitude kicking in the most pacific and pleasant of ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA4hzwD-QPs
>Enjoy the time alone, you don’t do that much anyways
>Check on Someone trough your scroll (Specify)
>Check on Someone, see if you can hang out with them (Specify)
>Summon a board and, I dunno, Hang out? (Specify)
>Contact /D/eviant to see if you can get Blake earlier than before
>I guess this is a good time as any to check if Yang still appeared
>Go to sleep, you're tired anyways
>>3975847
I meant you don't have enough penis and she wants more.
>>3975880
Probably should get Blake back...
>>3975880
>(Don't know who's who)
heh, nice try
>>3976021
Just to make her acknowledge you as a worthwhile mate is all.
>>3976120
hello darkness my old friend
Today kicked my ass, but I'm home.
But sometimes I wanna go where everybody knows my name. Wink, wink. Nudge.
>>3975482
MiMi is pretty great.
>>3976021
This
[Jaune, I wouldn't say she pleases old men for money]
[I mean she could be borrowing lien from a Loanshark.]
>>3976194
I mean I'd blow a loan shark for money.
>>3976160
That thing is a qt3.14
>>3976175
I never tought I would see the day where something I made would get a drawing
I have created my magnum opus
That's it shows over, we're doing like teen titans go and having this whole thing be a MiMiton 24/7
(jk)
(It'll be 20/6 cuz a man gotta sleep)
Gonna start writing since>>3976194
>>3976021
is the one voted
>>3976175
both your hearts are big and wonderful, man.
I love you.
[spoiler]smooch~<3[/spoiler]
>>3976357
Admiral no, das ghey.
>>3976328
There were 2 votes
>>3976400
it's only gay if the balls touch.
>>3976591
Pls no.
You send a message to /Sci/mon hoping he’s not in some alley, twitching like a mad man
>Message to /Sci/mon
>Hey buddy you ok?
>Video message from /Sci/mon
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfRcWeT-lA
> “WHAT?!IMFUCKINGGREATAAAAAHHAAAAAAA”
>You see /Sci/mon do the Carlton dance as edm lights shoot out of a lab, You can see your sword shaking violently being hold by metal bars, as well as a multicolor pile of dust on a nearby table
>”SORRYBUDDYHAVETOMAKESCIENCE”
>Video cut from /Sci/mon
Yeah you don’t know what to make out of that
You look at the hour, early enough for people to be awake, especially people looking for their friends…
You look at you scroll and call up Weiss, hopefully she’ll know what’s happening
>“Hello?” Weiss says as with deep breaths on her voice
“Hey Weiss, just wondering if you were okay, You know with the whole Yang disappearing and stuff”
>”Oh yeah we found he- GET TO THE ROPES RUBY!” Weiss snaps for a second as she shouts outside the phone “We’re on the process of getting her back”
“wait, what happened is she okay?”
>”As okay as you can get, loo- THAT’S IT! JUST A LITTLE MORE…Look we’re okay, we can do this no problem” Weiss says as she breathes heavily “Crap gotta tag in see you later!”
You get hung up as you sit on the bench bored
I mean, you could probably track them down, you don’t know what kind of stuff these scroll come with, they could use the help
Or you could listen to Weiss and just leave it to them your choice really
>Go and find the girls, every little bit of help counts
>They’re good on their own, they won’t die this early anyways
>>3976591
I need an adult.
>>3976648
Go help.
[Jaune. Wranglin Yang is legitimately the best use of your time right now.]
>>3976654
I am an adult.
>>3976648
Help out Weiss
>>3976614
Jk you're probably not feminine enough for me to be gay towards you.
Our love is all completely no homo.
>>3976648
>Go and find the girls, every little bit of help counts
better safe than sorry
Also:
Yeah, that sounds like me studying for my finals.
>You see /Sci/mon do the Carlton dance as edm lights shoot out of a lab
>SORRYBUDDYHAVETOMAKESCIENCE
I want that on a t-shirt.
>>3976755
>Be 6'3"
>Be 240 pounds
;-;
>>3976785
shhh babby it's alright
you don't need to be a cute trap to make me happy.
[spoiler]You're awesome.[/spoiler]
>>3976785
Are you actually me?
If so, I'm so sorry.
>>3976941
I mean I have an attractive face, so it could be worse.
Better safe than sorry
[Jaune. Wranglin Yang is legitimately the best use of your time right now.]
Hey You’re right, I need some morality points anyway, I could use the morality points
You check you scroll trough the massive amount of apps it has in the store, until you find the right one
Apparently it was designed for stalkers and NAMBLA members (Thanks to it’s lengthy description) but hey It can work for you too
>5 minutes later
Done downloading, what else
>Thank you for downloading Creeping Tom! With this app you’ll be able to track any and all callers and be able to triangulate their location!
>No more are the days of needing to wait in the park! Just a simple call and your set!
God why are they so cheery about this
You just try to get it over quick and search for Weiss location
Apparently a Bar called Boyle heights, guess it’s time to go search for them
>Cont
>>3977016
>The Meta is the bartender of the meta bar
I still had a giggle.
>>3977016
Did I accidentally delete my text?
I'll work more on this some other time, my wrist is cramping up something fierce.
>ULTIMA LUCHAMANIA LALAPALOOZA
>MASK VS. HAIR
>TEAM WRSL VS TEAM RWBY HANDICAP MATCH, NO DISQUALIFICATION, ANYTHING GOES, ONE MATCH ONE SHOW, TIE WILL BE DECIDED WITH PUNJABI PRISION MATCH
>THIS IS THE ONE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOLKS, ONE OF THIS CHAMPIONS WILL EXIT THE RING VICTORIOUS
The poster screams at you with bright colors and the hastily taken pictures of Team RWBY versus a bunch of people in different types of spandex
Shouts can be heard from outside the place as announcers are narrating the action
“RUBY HAS WILSON ON THE FIGURE FOUR”
“A COMPLICATED MOVE KING, BUT ONE THAT COULD GRANT ONE POINT TO TEAM RWBY”
“And they could use the point because currently they’re losing 2 to 1!”
“That’s right, King! It definitely is!”
Yep, they’re here
>Enter by the front, need to know what the hell is going on and fast
>Enter by the back, nobody will notice you that way
>Other
(Also going to the toilet, so small break I guess)
>>3977154
... They're... Luchadores?
God help us all.
>>3977154
>Channel /asp/
>Don the Mask
>Become LUCHA
>>3977237
This
[Time to unleash Senior Juane]
>>3977282
Senor. Uncultured swine.
>>3977154
>Enter by the front, need to know what the hell is going on and fast
we can just say we heard about this weird fight on the Remnet
also:
Jesus Nero, your wrestler-CYOA-needs are more pent up than a 15 year old boy without internet
>>3977329
>Hustler doesn't exist
>>3977329
I NEED IT OKAY?!
>>3977369
It's for homework!
You enter trough the front acting like if you didn’t know any better paying the cover (Jesus, you can just take my clothes while you’re at it) and walk trough the bar seeing the sights
Yellow light fills the poster plastered walls, the bar looking less like a bar and more like an abandoned factory, people chanting as beer is thrown from around like it’s rain
In the middle of the ring you see Ruby crawling towards the ropes as a guy with a short mohawk and a black leotard keeps her in a submission hold, Weiss on the concrete floor outside the ring face down while Yang is extending her hand like crazy from outside the ring, hoping Ruby can tag her in
On the other corner, a guy with a mask plus some matching color sweatpants, a woman as tall as…what thow ruby’s maybe, with blonde massive her like a lion and oiled up to the point her body is shining, and another girl with jet black short hair and face paint on her face, making it look like a skull, complete with white eyes contact lenses
“DID YOU SEE THAT MICHAEL! DID YOU SEE THAT FIGURE FOUR REVERSAL?!’
“I definitely did Jerry! I definitely did! It seems that the weakling of the group is Ruby!”
“Well you say that but she could still beat the snot out of the two of us!”
“True that!”
You can see Ruby in pure pain, crawling desperately towards Yang, she seems like she’s going to tap out!
>[/asp/ surge] NOT ON MY WATCH (Push Ruby’s opponent)
>[/asp/ surge] THEY SAID NO DQ, SO THAT MEANS NO DQ (Attack one of the opponents with a steel chair)
>No, not yet, she can hang on, you can scout the area, better on the long run
>Other
>>3977719
[x] CHAIR
>>3977719
>what thow ruby’s maybe
Ignore that heart attack
Meant to say "two"
>>3977719
>>[/asp/ surge] THEY SAID NO DQ, SO THAT MEANS NO DQ (Attack one of the opponents with a steel chair)
>>3977719
Chair!
>>3977719
>[/asp/ surge] NOT ON MY WATCH (Push Ruby’s opponent)
DON THE MASK
>>3977719
No it’s not going to end like this!
NOT WHILE YOU STILL STAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Umrpux1NM
you run towards the ring and toss one of the customers, taking the folding steel chair that he was sitting with you
With incredible speed you slide yourself into the ring and slam the guys with the Mohawk with your chair, making him reel back and have Ruby look at you with wide eyes “Jaune!”
“OH MY GAWD THE CHAIR”
“THE STEEL CHAIR JERRY! THE STEEL CHAIR! A VIRTUAL UNKOWN HAS APPEARED INTO THE RING, A VARIABLE COULD THIS BE THE PUSH TEAM RWBY NEED?!”
{You can bet that Michael! What you’re seeing right there is…} a familiar voice says as the speakers fill the sound
{Jaaauuuuneee D’aaarrcc!} MiMi says like a ring girl as she then proceeds to cheer you on
Is this that relationship you guys have?
“Wha- what’s a little girl doing here?”
“Girl? Michael that’s a woman! Are you seeing stars now?”
“H-hey I swear to god I saw a little kid!”
“Maybe it’s time to lay low on all those anime videos!”
“Hey screw you!”
{Well that doesn’t matter folks cause what matters right now is the next action that this “Variable” as Michael says will do!}
Oh right, you’re fighting now
You see the guy you hit earlier start crawling towards his corner, while Ruby does the same
>Help Ruby get to safety in time
>Attack the guy before he can tag ou
>Other
>>3978116
[x] attack the guy
Elbow drop him.
>mfw this thread right now
>>3978116
>Attack the guy before he can tag ou
[You know, Jaune's symbol is actually supposed to be a rainbow. Not a crescent moon.]
[You know what to do.]
>>3978116
>Help Ruby get to safety in time
