HGHOT
Smothering Edition
>>3922111
>As they're making out he feels you grab his bulge. >Knowing the time was right he leaned into Soudas ear and whispers
Allahu akbar, infidel.
>Izayas 'bulge' is revealed to actually be an IED and you grabbing it triggered it
>He blows up and takes half the thread with him
>>3922143
>she pushes the pillow on his face, attempting to smother him to get him to be knocked out
>>3922156
That's a facesitting joke, right? The smothering?
>>3922164
You look like an ugly girl.
>>3922108 (Aussa)
It's not from some item it happened whe- Oh hell why the fuck am I bringing this up.
>>3922123 (Slur- I mean Link)
>Have you never seen this?
>>3922156
I was just about to make a thread, you promiscuous scalawag!
>>3922164
It's best to just ignore the ugly. Or put a mask on them
>>3922173
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>3922077 (Lord Ainz)
What can I say? Some of these costumes have a life of their own.
>>3922088 (Suspect)
And? I'm not actually a cop ya'know, I don't need to follow rules like those.
>>3922098 (Incompetent Nation)
They will when all of the people who run the stations are arrested on suspicion of... Well Russia could tell you.
>>3922173
SON OF A BIT-
>Souda blows up
>everyone blows up
>HG is now dead
>>3922150
Do you know who you're messing with!? I'm the brick MASTA!
>summons a storm cloud
>rains bricks all over you
>>3922179
I don't pay attention to the charts, senpai. It ruins all the fun and mystery.
>>3922146
That's kinda gross but kinda awesomeat the same time.
>>3922176
>Brad thrashings around and struggles, but to no one's surprise, he's weak as shit, and soon passes out due to lack of oxygen.
>He's now lying unconscious on the floor of a tacky apartment with his pants and underwear around his ankles.
>>3922121
I would like to know, hence the reason I asked. Now, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SNOOKEMS!?
>>3922179
>She shrugs
'Cause we've not got much better 'ta do for th'time being?
>>3922132 (Rika, learning about World Politics)
>"Дa. Among many land disputes between India and China, we still quarrel over very stupid things, such as how we run our countries. Ah well, it doesn't matter, since in the end, everyone will become one with Mother Russia~"
Ignore Russia, he's still pissed off about the Cold War. Do ya understand now, or do you need clarification?
>>3922186
Yeah, I get it. In fact, maybe I could brainwash my people to do a certain thing... Subliminal messages, right?
>>3922159
My stress relief is shooting things. You should try it more often.
>>3922158
Allright then Ainz. Farewell.
>>3922191
...
You're a sicko, Ruby.
>>3922192
>thrashings
>Meant thrashes
>I'm tired and stupid.
Reminder that if you get more (You)s than me, you're cancer.
>>3922188
You keep struggling hard
But this will work against you
My dick is diamonds
So who're we gonna shitpost about for no reason in THIS thread?
Don't try to bang the drunk sluts at parties. They just end up bringing your friends in the room and you might get cucked.
>>3922205
So everybody is cancer?
>>3922194
Oh I know exxxxacccttllly where my little dumpling is. That's my job after all. I could sell you a picture or two for 2 thousand each. 10 thousand if you want her flustered
>>3922192
>takes his wallet and car keys
>gets out of the apartment and carjacks the car and wheels out of there
Such a shame, he was cute... how much did he have in this wallet?
>>3922187
>>3922173
Learn a valuable lesson from this, everyone.
Only you can prevent gay jihadi suicide bombers.
>>3922186
Which also means you've not got any authority either way.
>>3922197
...I think politics is just too much for me, either way.
>>3922198
I do that sometimes, provided it's a nonhuman I dislike.
...Or that one mechanic.
>>3922202
Well I'm certainly not perfect either.
>>3922207
I dunno. Who has the highest chance of hilarious whiteknighting responses?
>>3922208
Thank you captain obvious.
>>3922188
>I haven't updated it for any other characters I play though, so people won't know them unless I say it's me.
>>3922196
Oh fuck it I might as well.
>The woman takes the bandage wrapped around her arm and removes it to reveal the shade possessed limb
This is one annoying fucker let me tell you that.
>>3922195
>mfw my roommate tells me he's kicking me out for blasting this at 7AM.
>>3922212
>His wallet had a couple of twenty dollar bills, and a few condoms. Car has a full tank of gas, though.
>>3922211
>Writes a check for 10,000 Zimbabwe dollars
Alright, hand it over.
>>3922218
Aussa constantly replies to paragraphs with one sentence and still gets tons of (You)s/praise
>>3922205
I don’t want any (you)s from cancer and boring avas.
>>3922161
>But his dick is amazing
Huh?
>>3922183
>Talks to him again.
>>3922187
>Goes to heaven
>Gets his 200 virgins
>I like this
>Deflowers all of them
>>3922218
Baron, obviously
>>3922216
Ruby...that was sick. That kind of stuff hurts a whole lot. You wouldn't even last if that happened to you.
>>3922220
Oh, gods. Is that..."him"?
>>3922207
>No reason
Willful ignorance? Or trying to make it look like there was no reason? The damage control is so obvious.
>>3922235
What if you get 200 neckbeard virgins?
>>3922218
Baron, Ramsay, Wiggins.
>>3922215
>"Дa, is true. This has been World Politics, and I will see you next time, пoдcoлнeчник~!"
So, yeah. You understand why I'm not on good terms with Iggy?
>>3922230
I suppose that will be enough for a copy. Not a the only copy.
>>3922235
>takes off his rings and gets into a cat fight
>>3922222
THE DIGITS ARE MINE!
>>3922197
You mean the thing most of your businesses do in commercials?
>>3922215
I've got all the authority I need on my hip, just like how your tank is all your authority.
>>3922222
T-this should be illegal! B-but I can't fund a law that this is breaking!
>>3922225
Yay! wait a minute how am I driving this thing, I barely know anything about d-
>she crashes into a pole
Ow... oh well I still have the wallet, I'll just *yawn* sleep here...
>sleeps
>>3922231
Boring as fuck desu. I stop replying when I get tired of that shit.
>>3922245
>Ramsay
Who?
>>3922245
When was the last time I ''whiteknighted'' someone, Anon?
>>3922206
>dick is diamonds
>doesn't want to use lube
See, I'm totally turned off now. I don't want the sharp sides of your dick to tear my ass into pieces.
>>3922220
I think I'm gonna do the same with my chart. I have a few characters I wanna start and I'm thinking about keeping them a secret.
>>3922222
>claps
>>3922251
And with that poorly made sentence I believe it means it would be a good time to sleep
>>3922222
congratulations crimson autist.
>>3922258
>Brad continues to be half naked and unconscious. And now poor.
>>3922240
Him? No this ain't Weiss, this is a shade and he's been with me for a long time... Sometimes I wish he would just leave but they do have their uses.
>>3922263
>Good for you boyo.
>>3922262
>Shows up right after white knight posts
Just keep your fucking head down and let the retards chatter. You aren't doing any good for yourself.
>>3922221
Don't worry babe, you can crash at mine.
We can make a whole Street of rich cunts think we're suicide bombers.
>>3922244
So I get 200 roleplayers from here?
>>3922251
>Destroys his furniture
>Shits on his carpet
>Vomits everywhere
Good cat fight.
>>3922250
>She snickers briefly
What a name. But the way you put it, none of you really get along at all.
>>3922257
Like you have the guts to actually use it.
>>3922222
>Claps briefly
>>3922257
Uh-huh, except more effectively!
>>3922222
>Pets the autistic mage.
Congrats.
>>3922271
D-don't tell me what to do...Well, okay.
>>3922222
>
>>3922239
I bet i could...or atleast my training would prepare me enough for some of it.
>>3922173
>beats you to death
Don't touch my Soda-kun ever again
*unsheathes katana*
Or else, kiddo.
>>3922270
Dare I ask like what? 'Cause that just seems...too dangerous.
>>3922280
Go back to anonposting on Mikan
>>3922269
>well I can't keep my eyes up much longer
>G'night Crust.
>>3922243
Current Vino >>>>>>>> Old Vino
>>3922280
Just looking out for you, man. Don't be like LF and screencap every samefag check like it means a shit whenever he gets wind of shit being talked. It's completely pathetic.
>>3922215
Who is this who make jokes about your tank?
>>3922348
Dangerous? Oh hell yeah it is, although the power it's given me lets me do what I need to and honestly without him I don't think I could do it.
>>3922276
The only people that get along are the Pacific Islands, but even then it's more of a rivalry then getting along. It's in our nature, I guess.
Anyway, I'd talk more about country problems, but I need to get to sleep. G'night, Rika! See ya later!
>>3922274
>knocks the bitch out of your mouth and insults your poor taste in shoes
Now get out of this household young man.
>>3922274
>visits your apartment shanty
>takes a fat ogre shit to clog the shitter
>drags my ass along the carpet to wipe
>steals your didgeridoo
>>3922352
I hear you man. Back to writing shitty haiku's and vidya. Take care
>>3922350
>Sleep tight, mate. I was waiting for the punchline and I was not disappointed.
>>3922276
Hahaha... You know me too well, but that's awfully hurtful, you know I don't have guts.
>>3922278
You deserve to be taken over by children...
I want Kaito to learn about deep molecular physics
>>3922350
>Have a good one
>>3922356
...have you considered educatin' yourself in magic more formerly, instead'a relyin' on something else?
>>3922352
Fucking this. I hate when people screencap samefag checks like it proves something. It just shows that you're giving into the shitposters and feeling the need to prove yourself. That's something that I've always thought but never seen said, and it annoys me to death when people do it.
>>3922341
I don't think so. You seem way to fragile to me as strong as me. Not just anyone can be as amazing as me.
>>3922370
I want Kaito to learn to be quiet...
>>3922359
Too rich for my blood...be seeing you.
>>3922354
Some idiot with an overinflated ego in a suit of eye-glaring orange armor.
>>3922367
You know what I mean by it.
>>3922370
I want Kaito to fuck the squirrel
>>3922373
B8ed into enacting the labor of capping a screen and posting it. They almost deserve to have their time wasted. Completely idiotic.
>>3922341
When are you going to host again?
>>3922371
We can't use magic, not by something that simple.
>>3922387
>time wasted
We're all wasting time here.
>>3922391
..."We"? Who's th' "we" here? You? Or the two'a us?
>>3922396
>This could all be solves by not shitposting in general
HG will die.
>Tfw you haven't shitposted since /b/ but people still accuse you of it
>>3922401
Just Hoshi would die and that's a good thing.
>>3922396
Did we ( as a çommunity ) ever agree on a standard wether a post is a shitpost or not?
>>3922392
Don't even come to me eith that shit. We all know it's a given that everything is a waste of time. But even within wastes of time, capping samefag checks is an even more pathetic waste of time.
Unless you're dumb as fuck, you should understand that context wiseass. Quit damage controlling.
>>3922375
Fragile? Says the guy who wears robes and tuxedos; a real huntress can't be afraid of scraps or bruises or getting their clothes dirty...besides Weiss anyway.
>>3922396
>didn't shitpost
>still get called out for shitposting every day
>actually start shitposting
>>3922388
Shit.
>>3922370
I feel like there's some kind of deeper message in that..
>>3922377
But why?
>>3922380
Of course I do, but it's always funny.
>>3922386
That's never going to happen.
____ gets shitposted more often than they deserve.
____ doesn't get shitposted enough.
>tfw missed senpai
Aw geeze...
>>3922418
Don't worry, Kaito's good enough.
>>3922415
because you're an idiot
=3
>>3922416
Lenny
All the shipgirls/wrestlers/fire emblem/ponyfaggots
>>3922410
What do you think the endgame is here?
Turning HG into a cesspool of shitposting and hatred.
Join the winning side, mate.
>>3922396
Oh please, shut the fuck up. People will accuse everyone of anything at any time. Your little samefag checks don't solve shit but confirm you were present on the threads when the offending posts were made for god knows how many threads.
>What is mobile
>What is image editing
>What is IP changing
It's fucking flawed and proves nothing cept damage control and your presence in the threads.
>>3922399
I mean... Ah forget it, magic is fucking stupid.
>>3922413
>You missed the one at the very top.
>>3922415
>She rolls her eyes
Not my fault you look completely human.
>>3922416
Me
You
>>3922421
>No he isn't, not even close.
>>3922416
Bolin
Squirrel Cancer
>>3922424
Fire emblem died again long ago
>>3922408
I don't do it but I like the assumption of damage control. You're wasting more time writing your lines I don't care about than those who do those checks. You're on the same level as them in my book.
>>3922426
>Lying
>On the internet
XD
>>3922409
I may wear those kinds of clothing, but I can still get down and dirty. A girl like you should stay indoors and cook something up nice for her lover to eat!
>>3922425
I'm already part of the shitposting brotherhood.
>>3922424
Fight me faggot
>>3922427
It can be fickle, but typically just knowin' about how it all works provides a pretty good amount'a ability 'ta use it, from what I've seen.
>>3922437
>Like a revolving door, Anon.
>>3922435
Who is senpai
>>3922428
>I was trying to intentionally not get it in the snip, but I fucked up.
>>3922426
Very cool my man.
What's good HG?
>>3922450
>Ruby is senpai
>>3922437
God bless.
I want Aussa to get into an argument with Rika
>>3922438
Nobody gives a shit about your book.
>>3922448
Tell me about it, guess i will revive it yet again soon, probably, maybe. I will sleep on it
>>3922436
Hey, I get just the amount of shitposting I warrant, it's just that the shitposting comes with a lack of human kindness and decency. and while Makoto is a quadruple nigger he doesn't deserve any more shitposting than any other qt anime girl ava.
>>3922436
>inb4 this is the anon that constantly flirts with the squirrel and wants to fuck her armpits
>inb4 he's just angry because he can't get any of that sweet squirrel butt
>>3922445
But it depends on what the magic is.
>>3922459
But you're Ruby.
>>3922461
I want Rika to stop getting into arguments, seriously I want to speak with her without her sperging out.
>>3922443
>translation box
>>3922423
I don't think I've made claims against that.
>>3922428
That just makes it sting more... Haha, I'm kidding, I don't care anymore.
>>3922435
>Oh...
I want Subaru to die on top of me.
>>3922467
He mad as fuck, anon lol.
>>3922441
Atta boy.
>>3922469
>I am?
>>3922459
Ah, yeah they are pretty alright
>>3922425
You already won that 4 months ago and you are stil doing it.
>>3922424
Most of the shipgirls are gone youre beating up an old horse at this point.
>>3922443
Let him retaliate, then beat the shit out of him.
>>3922465
>Let's set a new record and keep it alive for longer than a fucking week :^)
>>3922467
Nope, I still like her.
t. anon that wants to fuck her armpits
>>3922474
I'm only telling the truth
>>3922464
Nobody gives a shit about you in general. Your point being what precisely? I can play the same assumption ball friendo.
>>3922476
>not dying with him
It's like you don't even know how to romance someone.
>>3922484
Hey, it's a fellow armpitfag. What is up my dude.
>>3922483
I took the boring character. Its not like i can keep it alive myself
>>3922468
And in your case?
>>3922476
I want to skin Subaru's gf while he watches.
>>3922472
Does it bother you?
>>3922481
That sounds like a decent idea, Sir.
>Unironically hating the greatest, most pure thing to ever grace these threads, our sweet lady, mascot, and savior Squirrel-chan
>>3922461
>Shame it'll never happen unless someone desperately wants to use Rika that much.
>>3922451
>And now you've reminded me to watch that movie again
>>3922470
>Rika's autism levels are too high.
>>3922474
Can you even hold a grudge like that?
>>3922486
>LF getting buttblasted this early in the day
Ya smell that, boys? There be a shitstorm a'brewin.
>>3922486
We're both anon, fucktard. I thought you knew? Nothing we say matters past the extent of whoever reading our posts agree with us.
I'm saying samefag checks are flawed and useless. You're defending a bowl with a hole in it saying it can hold water. Which of our two posts would people call retarded, anon.
>>3922495
>>3922489
>>3922476
I don't want to die.
>>3922481
Doesnt stop them from trying , face it you guys are holding on to a mass grave.
>>3922493
>I always pick the protags or girls with daddy issues. Join the ride, son.
>>3922502
>Not sucking your girl's pits while you rail her
Just make sure she's not wearing deodorant or anything, that stuff tastes awful.
>>3922486
LF mad as fuck his little samefag checks were meaningless.
Time to delete that cap folder, fucktard.
I want ___ to marry ___
>>3922502
Why wouldn't it exist? Armpits are hot, anon.
>>3922485
So am I ya'know, but hey, I saw you talking to a girl earlier, do you like her? Do you want to marry her?
>>3922498
.... No, sometimes I don't like that about myself, but then I smile and it's all better again.
>>3922494
Well I didn't know much for being just a little girl, can't expect much from a stupid little kid, and it was take the creatures power or die so seeing at the time I thought it'd be a good idea.
>>3922510
You are talking to the main protag
>>3922514
Ruby, Subaru
>>3922497
>makoto
>pure
>>3922509
Well us abyssals are the dead, thats kinda given.
>>3922496
Thats because I made it.
>a grey horse falls from the sky due to forgetting how to fly for the fifth time in a week.
>>3922519
>Bring back bullman and ditch gender confusionman/woman
>>3922524
Is there a problem?
>>3922522
She is pure! PURE! So what if she sometimes grabs a tit here and there?
>>3922517
N-no! Not at all!
>>3922513
Very little desu.
>>3922514
I want Mei to marry me
>>3922524
What's wrong anon?
>>3922497
That's chen anon she is the purest. Maybe not her other avas but chen yes
>>3922390
Host? I've never hosted a tournament.
>>3922440
I'd rather be out in the field hunting grimm and helping innocent people by doing whatever I can; being out in the wild for weeks on end surviving on nothing but your wits and instincts. That's the life i love.
>>3922527
What would be the point in that, besides you loove my robin clearly.
>>3922522
10 to 1 odds do make it quite the impressive achievement, I suppose.
Well done, Admiral.
>>3922515
Saya sure is, but that's her entirety.
>>3922517
Not even against yourself...you really are just something else.
NGW
>>3922518
...Well I more meant th'type'a magic in particular, but...well, shoot.
Lesbians aren't pure
>>3922511
>>3922513
>>3922515
>>3922524
>>3922529
>>3922534
This one time on TV. a high-roller prostitute once got paid like 1000 dollars tto get naked and flex her muscles for an hour while the guy who watched her jerked off and came bucekts. Thrice.
I mean, there's a fetish for everyone and everything. Still doesn't mean it's revolting.
>>3922537
We're kind of the same, except I don't really like going outside. It's too much work for someone like me. I just want to be the silent hero from inside.
>>3922549
You admitted that I was right.
Get fucked, LF.
>>3922540
>I wish the Morgan fag and Gaiusfag would show up more.
>>3922524
>Thumbnail
>Time still there
You're lucky i have the show in hd on my laptop.
>>3922552
Lesbians belong in the trash.
>>3922560
Here's another.
>>3922556
If only I were them.
>>3922560
You are a lifesaver.
>>3922554
>armpits
>disgusting
Get out normalfag
>>3922546
Well it's dark magic, with a fair bit of lightning to go with it... And yeah I didn't mean for that to slip out.
>>3922564
>>3922567
and to complete the set.
>>3922531
I'll supply your wedding with blue roses.
>>3922542
I-is that an insult...? I can't tell with you sometimes.
>>3922565
Be glad you're not. That dude's got fucking Adachi-level issues.
>>3922554
Appreciating woman's part(s) is normal anon
>>3922559
Thats the problem with robin, he is very reliant on other characters. Out of all my oldies the dog and cow are probably in the pasture old yeller style. The only ones that have a chance are scale tipper and tin soldier
>>3922572
It's not like that! She wouldn't like me anyway.
>>3922555
To be a hero you need to put in the effort.
>>3922573
I think all the oldfags have major issues. Hoshi, KK, Souda, Junko and a whole lot of others too.
>>3922573
Both of them are trolls desu. I don't believe either of them have problems.
>>3922570
Lightning? Eh, I've seen crazier...so's your life still in danger without that thing?
>>3922572
I don't know what to think about you sometimes.
>>3922581
>Tfw Robin can only bang one chick per game and not all of them like the alpha male he is.
>So that's what ''Time to tip the scales'' means? :^)
>>3922563
Someone is angry as fuck
>>3922588
It always is, with the thing it's even worse but I can deal with it without the help of others.
>>3922584
I do put in effort. It takes effort to die over and over again.
>>3922585
>I-I swear I'm a normal human bean man
>>3922585
>Soda
>having issues
He's flawless and I'll fucking beat you to death if you claim otherwise
>>3922585
I'd say the bros are just exaggerating their irl issues. Junko is the one to watch out for.
>>3922594
Life eh? Shame the anna fag is nowhere to be seen
>>3922583
How do you know? Have you confessed already?
>>3922591
What do you mean? You're confusing me now!
>>3922596
I just think they both are just bored desu. That is obvious and that is when they seem to have issues.
>>3922585
Hating myself isn't an issue. It's the right thing to do.
>>3922605
>Probably out there being the sexy redheaded jew she is.
>Thanks for reminding me senpai. Need to get her on Fates.
>>3922585
I have an issue.
It's raining like fuck outside.
NGW?
I have a samefagging problem. I've shitposted myself, white knighted myself, and tried to start shitstorms about myself all in the same thread before, and I want to die
>>3922598
But do you make actual progress?
>>3922613
When you host it, dumbass.
>>3922613
when you host it
>>3922607
Exactly what I said, I just don't know what to think of you.
>>3922613
When you host one.
>>3922611
Best waste of money i ever spent. Gott get my best redhead. So whats your opinion on fates anyways. I found it meh and prefered awakening
>>3922613
>>3922617
>>3922618
>>3922621
This, desu. Like why are you even here? Didn't get enough attention in the real world so you need some from us?
>>3922615
I plead the fifth.
Next question please!
>>3922613
When you let me win one.
>>3922597
Well, I mean more "will actually die due to not havin' it".... I just don't wanna see people like that when they don't necessarily hafta be.
>>3922613
>I would, but my head's killing me.
>>3922617
>>3922618
B-but I wanna fag my avas...
>>3922613
when you fucking host it
>>3922613
God save your soul if you ever spend a summer in the UK.
>>3922630
do that while hosting then, retard
>>3922613
WHEN YOU HOST IT HAHAHAHAHA
>>3922633
No foreigners allowed after Brexit.
>>3922630
But they're all awful.
>>3922629
Well yeah, I would and it's a fucking pain.
>>3922630
>not RPing to your own slides while hosting
Get a load of this goy
>>3922624
>Conquest is awesome. Birthright is /yawn and Revelation is really cool. Also incest at chapter 6 ftw :^)
>>3922630
Shitpost instead or wait a second.
>>3922627
Tfw wanna shitpost and fag but too much attention, phonecalls, AND FUCKING PEOPLE WANTING ME TO SIGN SHIT
>Into the rain I go
>Cya guise later
>>3922620
Is that a good thing?
If someone guesses the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 5, I'll host. Otherwise I'm going to bed. First post is the guess.
>>3922645
Continue shitposting as anon in this thread.
>>3922648
1.66666666665
>>3922639
Threre's just...gotta be sine way 'ta circumvent it.
>>3922645
Remember to stay 100 meters away from all primary schools.
>>3922628
Well, do you like cookies?
>>3922646
No clue.
>>3922653
>Revelation is the maingame, the rest is just a ''what if?'' imo. Fuck me, even Birthright and Conquest refer to the 3rd path all the time.
>>3922607
No... maybe...
>>3922651
>>3922652
>>3922653
>>3922656
It was 4.
G'night.
>>3922660
What kind of cookies are we talking about here?
Heh suh dude
>>3922665
Dlc the game. But yeah most of the story felt heavily rushed and that probably wouls have been different if it was one game. Also no lucina to waifu so rip
...heh.
>>3922670
The best kind ever. Chocolate chip!
>>3922669
>Gnight
I miss Bikko.
>>3922677
I miss Kyoko
>>3922673
>Azura a cute. And she's even more heavily forceshipped with dragonboy than Chrom x FeRobin or Robin x Lucina.
>>3922674
Dubs I host
Trips I load all my events into a shitty game
>>3922677
Bikko is on a hiatus
>>3922680
>Chrom
>ever marrying anyone besides my female avatar
I will fight you.
>>3922654
There isn't any way for that, but still I can handle it.
S/SS Mirai Nikki OP I'll host
>>3922685
The ava or the avafag?
>>3922680
I honestly never felt that lucina and robin were heavily forced but boy did i fucking feel it betweem corn and aqua
>>3922663
That's very helpful information..
>>3922666
You wanna talk about it?
>>3922675
If you're offering me chocolate chip cookies, then I accept!
>>3922669
Night not-as-cool-as-me guy!
>>3922686
Next you will tell me you stat ship
>>3922686
>L-lets not talk about Chrom x Sumia. Lucina's canon motherfor ann intends and purposes.
>>3922694
Just putting it how I see it.
>>3922693
>God bless the Japanese and being okay with incest
>>3922690
I thought there'd be no way 'ta get around my fear'a heights, but I found one. This how this place is? With all it's sources'a knowledge and crazy different magics? Anythin's possible.
>>3922692
Avafag
>>3922681
Shit...
>>3922710
Its ok i recieved a letter from mother saying we arent actually blood siblings :^)
>>3922669
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3922698
Ya sure? It helps more often than not ya'know...
>>3922707
So.. How'd you like the gifts, I stayed behind and rested at home for a bit..
>>3922712
It is the entire right half of my body, that can't be removed without killing me, and even if it was removed the thing can just come right back.
>>3922717
I'll roll one more time
>>3922710
Meh. I guess it's less of an issue when everybody looks exactly the same.
>>3922716
>Get a load of this, bucko
>>3922720
>Well, Corn and Azura are first cousins, so there's that. I mean, in some states of the USA, first cousins are allowed to marry, right?
>>3922695
Sadly I don't have any.
dubs and the poster below has to host.
>>3922727
>Being 250~ years socially isiolated from the world made the Japanese..different. Let's keep it at that.
>>3922723
I'm serious, this place has some absurd things.
post ending in 8 and poster above has to host
>>3922730
Then why bother asking me a question like that!? You're feeding off me getting my hopes up, aren't you!?
>>3922729
Yeah,but when you have two kids that can get perfect stats and your cousin is smoking hot. Who can tell behind the curtain amirightt
>>3922722
Your suggestion, then...? It's...pretty fantastic.
>>3922729
>Still slightly uncomfortable to think about.
>>3922748
MAYBE ONE DAY
>>3922721
>sorry to disappoint but I'm not
>>3922743
You said ask a question!
(I am dead ass tired but I kinda of want to host because I feel like no one will do a mid thread entry/host.)
>>3922748
(Thanks for hosting <3 )
>>3922737
Well I don't need help from others.
>>3922751
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>3922747
Huh? My suggestion? I don't have any clue of what you're talking about.
>>3922751
>>3922756
IT SAYS ABOVE !
>>3922757
Hurry up now, a 24 will do good
>>3922758
Just because you don't outright "need" it....
>>3922748
...
>>3922755
Not one that'd get my hopes up, only to have them shattered!
>>3922764
Scanty Demon~
>>3922745
>A smoking hot wife. A son that's a tritagonist and a daughter as silly as a spinning chair and as cute as a basket of puppies. Good deal if you'd ask me. Not to mention giving Shigure Nohr Untiy access if you play Conquest/Revelation. Holy shit.
>There are better wives for Corn ( Lookign at you, second gens ) But two children with superclasses inherited? yes please.
>>3922747
>You can get both kids way before you even ''find out'' that you are cousins, ingame wise that is.
>>3922762
Nevermind....
>>3922764
>I already said my head's bothering me too much. Please no.
>>3922772
>I don't think you read that through.
>>3922770
Keep it quiet
>>3922772
I don't care about your name
>>3922755
Who are you then?
>>3922776
Hurry...up
>>3922776
Haha, but I hope you enjoy putting them together.
>>3922775
>At least they seem stable, genetically-speaking. I guess weird dragon genetics make that stuff a non-issue.
>>3922782
>Please.
>>3922775
Yeah i like the gen two more. But morgan is much cuter than corns kid. Anyways i work tommorow and its 7am so i have to hit it like an hour ago. Maybe i will bring scale tipper back soon. Much love my brother of similar tastes
>>3922778
>all in time
>>3922770
You could've been more specific.
>>3922761
Yes?
>>3922791
I want a game in a next thread by XX:20
>>3922791
Lions inbreed and they seem fine for the most part. They also let any mutants die but yknow
>>3922789
I haven't started yet.
>>3922796
>You don't have any authority over me.
>>3922797
>Genetics are weird.
>>3922791
>Shigure can transform into a dragon aswell with Corrin as a father, but it's never mentioned ingame since he starts as a Pegasus Knight and not a Nohr Noble ( Corrin and Kana's baseclass ). So there's that.
>>3922792
>Peace, Shipping lord :^)
>>3922800
Yes they are.
>>3922795
Am I a handsome man, Ruby-tan?
>>3922800
>My roll gives me the power to command you
>>3922800
What else did she get you? I think she got things without me looking...
>>3922806
7/10.
>>3922776
(It's still an entry for later... I'm too tired... I'd host but... eh, Also you don't need to host if you're not up for it)
>>3922796
>(Next thread)
"Dear me there are over 50 images left, do any of you people know patience? Surly you could at least fill this place up first"
>>3922810
R-Really!?
I will grace you all with a game. However, on 2 conditions:
I have somewhere I need to be in less than an hour
Because of the above it will be terribly quick.
By saying yes, you acknowledge these conditions.
First reply decides whether I host or not.
>>3922806
Laying it on a bit too thick don't you think?
>>3922812
I want another thread!
>>3922819
Yes you cunt
>>3922801
Not even an i love you too? What are you? Gay?
:^)
>>3922819
yes
>>3922808
>In all seriousness I just can't in this sort of condition.
>Stop getting 8s.
>>3922801
>I suppose that'd just be a manner of preference
>>3922810
Just a few models and some paint for this project I'm working on.
>>3922819
Sure.
>>3922820
Just answer the question.
>>3922819
I guess so.
>>3922816
You know me, I'm always generous...
So maybe like a....
5/10?
>>3922829
Was she not supposed to tell me what your project was?
>>3922829
Can't assume your responsabilities heh? Loser
>>3922822
>N-no. I love my FE waifus a lot
>>3922829
>Must be because Shigure is a..big deal in the end-game DLC. Let's keep it at that.
>>3922834
What would the skeleton rate?
>>3922819
Yes please. Have a pic to help you consider