Zootopia Thread: Remember A Hero Edition
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>>3867456
>Dumb bunnies.
DELET IT
DELET IT NOW
>>3867478
So what do you people do in these threads? Sorry, it's been a while.
>tfw saving Mercy lewds onto my Google Drive
She really is the best hero
>>3867511
ooooooo
>>3867512
Dumb
Bunny
I had the image filtered so I never saw it to begin with.
Spamming the same meme every thread gets old pretty fucking fast.
I really really love these two
>>3867512
Dumb bunny poster
>>3867532
Lust over Weaver's mighty snatch and try to find new ways to lewd the fox and bunny.
In my opinion, rabbit cock is great!
>>3867532
Try to hookup with other furfags.
It's great. You should post your kik
>>3867532
Post cute animals
Draw art
Write fics
And apparently, record music
On rare occasions, we might even discuss the actual movie
>>3867575
theres a movie?!
>>3867414
>>3867465
>>3867490
>mfw this
>mfw I now have a face because it's a new thread
Well if that's not a fire lit under my ass I don't know what is. There's something coming in chapter 4 that you might want to see/add into the song, Panda
Post music that once inspired you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luNuGmlASLI
This inspired me to write Chapter 3 of Short Tails.
Post song and what it inspired
>>3867532
Awoo
>>3867656
Do not Awoo
>>3867532
I write stories about mammals getting drugged and other extreme stuff.
>>3867532
I lurk, comment on random shit, talk about tigers, and just recently started to write stories.
Mostly lurk.
>>3867536
>gf always plays mercy
>always my pocket healer when i'm tanking
>she has a german accent
>constant shame boners whenever we play
she can never know
>>3867594
Well, any idea when it might be done? I'm probably not going to be recording until either tomorrow or Tuesday, so you still have some time.
>>3867532
I roleplay and have Stockholm'd people into liking it.
>>3867717
>gf
>constant shame boners whenever we play
>she can never know
You're doing this girlfriend thing wrong, pal
>>3867737
Didn't mean like that.
I meant, the Mercy thing.
To be honest she probably knows.
>>3867560
>I do actually know most of those. I run linux and fiddle with a Raspberry pi server.
>I am a journalist, but I do love learning. Damn, it's that easy huh?
Aw hells yeah, son! Seriously, if you're messing around with a Pi, and you're already versed in Linux, picking up the fundamentals of AWS is going to be a breeze for you!
Go out and get AWS free tier. It's good for a year, you can spin up a little instance and play with it, get familiar with the console, play with the security model (the hardest thing to grasp because of the over-complexity); set yourself up a S3 bucket and maybe share some photos with it for a basic exercise. After that, spend a little money and set up a VPC, get familiar with how networking works in AWS (easy-peasy if you're already familiar with basic networking). Maybe set up a little web server in your VPC and play with public vs. private subnets.
Seriously, you've always come across to me as one smart motherfucker, so I think you'll get a kick out of learning AWS.
>>3867724
It should by done by then, sure. Even if I don't get the whole chapter done, I'll have that specific bit ready.
What's a noir character without some blackmail hanging over his head?
>>3867681
Dumb bunny.
>>3867690
Link, plz!
>>3867767
>>3867696
>Aw hells yeah, son! Seriously, if you're messing around with a Pi, and you're already versed in Linux, picking up the fundamentals of AWS is going to be a breeze for you!
Well shit. All I wanted to do was make a personal NAS/Seedbox. All this stuff seems really similar or at the least very related.
>Seriously, you've always come across to me as one smart motherfucker, so I think you'll get a kick out of learning AWS.
Thank you! I'll look into it. I briefly considered getting into a tech field, but the stuff has always interested me.
>>3867748
Oh, I see
>>3867780
http://archiveofourown.org/users/Prester_John/
>>3867780
I can't believe random business lemming is fucking dead
>Thematic Thursday news
>Suggestions are now open! Link - derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays (google sheets, navigate to the "Current suggestions" tab
>Voting begins in a week on Monday, 11th of July, and lasts for three days
After we catch sync the schedule, we'll slip into the following routine
>3 days to suggest
>3 days to vote
>7 days to create
I've also uploaded drawings on Booru under "Thematic Thursdays" tag - feel free to amend the tags if something is missing / wrong, etc
zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thematic_thursdays
I'm not sure how stories are archived - reportedly, archiveanon created a section for TT submissions? Archiveanon, if you could get in touch with me that'd be great so we can team up and ensure nothing gets lost.
Thanks everyone again for making history this week and hope you're as excited for the next edition as I am!
So... is it frowned upon to discuss ideas one has for characters here?
>>3867813
>http://archiveofourown.org/users/Prester_John/
Whoa! A reference to Prester John? Color me impressed -- I've always been fascinated by that legend.
>>3867879
I doubt anything is frowned upon in a place called /trash/
>>3867879
That depends
Is this character
-A bunny?
-Gay?
-Both?
>>3867779
Well I don't have any more pictures of Judy beating up Nick so you win this round.
>>3867879
Tell us about him or her
Are foxes forever doomed to be the most fucked over species in Zootopia?
>>3867895
Of course I win
There's no way I'd lose to a dumb bunny.
>>3867899
Raccoons probably have it bad, too.
Okay serious question: How many of you are gay/bi?
More importantly, how many of you are virgins?
>>3867633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJWZxPW45c
This shit is so relaxing to listen to while scribbling up Zootopia smut.
>>3867905
>>3867879
We told you a few minutes ago: No, not at all. Post your idea.
We'll tell you if it's shit or not.
>>3867909
despite being almost entirely normalfag and doing most normalfag things with normalfag i'm a kissless virgin and nobody's the wiser
>>3867909
I'm bi. lost my anal virginity when I was 14 by experimenting with a friend. He was an asshole who didn't let me have a try because he didn't want to be "the girl". Still a dick virgin.
So, how did you prepare for your first big final?
>>3867895
Take this in the fight, brother
>>3867963
I studied.
>>3867963
Oh god
Calvin is gonna burn out.
Hard.
>>3867909
Better question to ask is if anyone here is straight.
>>3867963
Masturbating and getting a good night's rest? Staying up late and over studying is bad for you, man. Cal's probably gonna flunk.
>>3867905
On one hand, I'm upset I lost. On the other, I'm impressed by that smooth response.
>>3867963
didn't
passed one with complete ease, bombed another
guess which one was something useless like history
>>3867909
Gayfag here. Also not a virgin.
>>3867963
Studied the previous weeks material every Monday, stayed up till 3 playing Nintendo during finals week. Honestly the most relaxing week I had in school
Can someone post the femweaver from last night?
I forgot to save it.
>>3867968
I'll save this for next time. Thanks for having my back.
>>3868018
Nintendo is my favorite game of all time
>>3868002
They might be dead, but they do come back
>>3867511
Thanks.
>>3867478
Does anyone happen to have a different version of pic related? Instead of the blue "shirt", she's in like a black latex onesie, or similar. Rest of the pic is pretty much the same. I saw it once, but never again.
>>3867978
>You will never cuddle all the reluctant straighfags of the thread and gently brush over their reluctant and awkward boners while you try and watch movies
>You will never make them have a night of pure shame and regret and confusing feelings
WHY AM I ALIVE
>>3867963
Shut off my net and slammed my head into a book till the words got stuck. One trick I learned and its something I still do to this day is not thinking about big sweaty preds with bright sharp teeth, strong musk and a big snugable cock.
>>3867963
MIT classes on youtube 24/7 alongside with all possible notes I had. Three fucking books solved alongside with comparing their solutions and stalking veterans for weeks for what they remember of previous tests.
>teacher who admits he doesnt care if nobody pass and you have to go to his office every fucking day because he wont answer to anything else, wont answer questions you bring in class and will actively try to make questions worded as to make people fail
Thank god thats over with, never again
Has there been a Mead's update? Because i remember him writting few threads ago, that he'll post a new comic - if i remember correctly - today.
pretty neat little write up associated with pic related
furaffinity.net/view/20457803/
>>3868063
>It's a "Turn Judy Into An Out-Of-Character Jealous Bitch" episode
>>3867963
Saw a tutor every single afternoon and went over the material over and over until I could recite it in my head.
The only final that really worried me was my last final during my senior year of college, for a Finance class. I did the calculations again and again and again just to try and calm my nerves, calculating that I had to do really, REALLY shitty in order to fail the class (I think it was somewhere around a 20 on the final in order to make my grade fall below D- )
Extra pressure because if I didn't pass the final, then I didn't pass the class, and I wouldn't graduate; would have to waste tons of money spending an extra semester just to graduate, would have probably earned eternal damnation from my parents, etc
So you can imagine how ecstatic I was when I saw that "C+" finally show up on the grading page online.
>mfw
>>3867985
>He flunks
>Has to retake the class
>Labjer isn't his instructor this time around
He'll be fine. He'll be more focused on studying that Dadger Bick
>>3868080
putting them in situations where their romantic attraction is explicit is OOC by default
>>3867909
bi butt-virgin. Had puss. Had ass. Blown a guy. But have yet to be buttfucked.
>>3868056
>making your cuddle buddy feel shame and regret
You're of the worst kind
>>3868080
We don't know if she is the jealous type. She may be very competitive and possessive. She knows she had to try extra hard to compete with a vixen.
>>3867978
I'm straight, but reading over these threads I'm pretty sure I'm the only one
>>3868091
>that Dadger Bick
THAN* dadger bick
>>3868107
It's my fetish and I can do what I want with it!
>>3867887
Well, it's because: A, I like references with a bit of history behind them, and B: The drug used in most of my fics was named Pastor, after Pastoralism, but the reference felt too good not to use.
>>3868115
Not alone, lad
>>3867893
Nope
>>3867897
Okay... well... I modeled him sorta loosely off of me. He's like... a fat honey badger, who delivers pizzas for an Italian-sounding anteater named Big Barnes. He hates being called Bigby, but everyone calls him that anyway. Anyway, the badger's name is Brutus, and he has to drive around Zootopia on an old school red scooter to deliver. It's nice, especially when the area is nothing but tight alleyways and such.
So, he has an annoying, scheming bat co-worker that looks a lot like the one in Fern Gully; at least in my mind. One day, Judy pops in to discuss something classified with Bigby, and the bat forces Brutus to eavesdrop with him on whatever. Turns out, Bigby has a little trick corkboard in his office that showcases contacts from an underground network he's built up. Judy was there to seek out a specific informant, and then went on her way. Bat boy starts brainstorming a way to get rich through those informants, and apparently requires Brutus to help.
Reluctantly he did, and all the calls the bat made got them a lot of money... but dug them deeper into trouble. One of these informants was a gang boss boar with a scar and huge, mean tusks, who was very impatient about getting his end of the bargain first. Just to note, the bat dude was pretending to be Bigby this whole time.
Somewhere in this story, I want Brutus to use his bike on the tether of a huge suspension bridge to ram the boar and save the bat. A lot of the time, I see these stories in my head as bits and pieces of neat moments I want to happen, but not sure how to tie them together.
So I want Brutus to learn to take risks from this sorta scenario.
>>3867963
I never study and just slide on through with high marks because I use knowledge to fill the void in my soul and try to hide the fact I have no real self-worth
>>3868119
No, the first one was right, because if Tristan isn't his instructor anymore, then that means he could get some hands on experience with melis melis anatomy without any worries.
>>3868115
>bi
>mostly straight
>enjoy the female form and tits but have accepted that if I fall in love with a guy I'm fine with it
Best of both worlds right here motherfucker.
>>3868132
Good to know senpai
>>3867998
I've nothing if not for my wit.
>>3868115
Nah, I'm straight too, Anon. I mean, Zeke and Sunny are making me gayer but I'm not attracted to dudes IRL yet.
>>3867978
Mostly straight, but that's more a case of mostly being attracted to girls.
Of course, I'm also occasionally attracted to girly guys, so I'm still bi, and to be honest if I fall in love someone, I wouldn't care if they were the most bara motherfucker around.
>>3868179
I mean, I can realistically look at a guy and say "He's handsome, damn", but it's more like
>Why can't I look like this?
>How does he do his hair
>What are his shoes?
Kinda thing. I'm kinda pathetic.
It never is like
>W-Wow I wish I could snuggle in his chest
>>3868072
Christ. Being a cop would fucking suck
>>3868190
Even if they were bara like BECCA
>>3867909
Straight, virgin, possibly visibly unappealing. I'm sure my personality is shit too. Fuck Asperger's.
>>3868115
As long as there's only one dick in the image/story I can just substitute myself in. No need for me to shit on the gayfags tho, real world does that plenty
>>3867909
Bi, not virgin, but only fucked girls so far
>>3867909
Mostly straight, but I can swing in some cases when I feel emotionally attached enough.
Virgin, but more out of choice than circumstance.
>>3868211
Uh yeah, Becca's appearance isn't the obnoxious part of her.
Plus, hyenas are cool. She might even look all right if someone else drew her.
>>3868232
Bro I'm OCD and ADHD and still have a gf.
Also pretty fucking hideous. It's a lot more than looks
>I'm sure my personality is shit too
That's a lot harder to fix. I see now.
Sorry.
>>3868206
Oh, definitely. Hell I'm like that for women sometimes too.
>Wow, she's cute
>She doesn't really do it for me
>But she's objectively cute
>>3868072
Holy shit, Steve Gallacci did Zoot art?
>>3868179
Yeah it's weird how much I'm actually enjoying the Calvin & Zeke/Sunny comics. I think they're pretty cute stories.
>>3868206
I think every guy does this. I've started going to the gym recently and I've put on a bit of muscle but I still look at more handsome/built guys and aspire to look like that.
>>3867909
Virgin, possibly bi but can't tell without any sort of experience
>>3868252
Are you kidding? Becca is freakishly large for a hyena, like, she should be about the size of the wolves, but she's god damn lion sized.
She's built like a fucking terminator, how can you not see that?
>>3868256
Does she fuggen cosplay for you?
>>3868257
Wait
Are you a g-g-g-girl
LONDON
No in all seriousness, you hit the nail on the head. People can recognize someone who is objectively attractive, no matter the sexuality.
I'm a straight male and know full well where I stand, just by virtue of looking in my own mirror and at other guys
>>3868211
Back when she first showed up, we actually liked Becca because she was a musclegirl.
That didn't last long, mind you, before her true character shone through. But for a short while, "hot buff hyena girl" was accepted.
>>3867909
Gay. nobody irl knows I'm gay, nobody will know I've eaten out ass before. It's pretty great stuff.
This is Hell AU anon, got the second chapter etched out, but am shit at editing. Anyone here decent at it?
Also, to go along with current topic of choice...
I'm "I'll fuck whatever's hot." I don't give a shit if you have a dick, or a vag.
>>3868286
anon could just be gay.
>>3868283
No, she would probably though.
>>3868294
Even the guy whose ass you ate?
Are you a ninja?
>>3868286
There's a dude at my work that looks fuckin' hot in his civvies, but I'm too self-conscious to admit it to him.
>>3868280
Yeah, and that's a problem about the artist.
And still, her appearance, no matter how un-hyena like it is, is nothing compared to her personality.
>>3868305
He ate out his own ass.
He's that flexible.
>>3867478
Loves the way Stu tastes.
>>3868311
And her personality is deigned by the artist, so from that point of view Becca is completely innocent.
>>3868232
>possibility of dying before feeling or knowing what love is
help
Man today has sucked. No good threads on /v/, Im tired, my best friend dumped me over a silly fight, really bored.
I wish I had a Nick to comfort me.
>>3867909
Im not a virgin but its been like 6 years since Ive had sex.
>>3867532
I just like talking to people who share in my degeneracy.
>>3868294
Straightfag here, I've eaten my girls ass. It's actually awesome. There's no taste either.
>>3868301
No I'm straight. I'm just saying that I can recognize that a woman is attractive even if they don't match up to my preferences. Admitting someone's attractive doesn't mean you're actually attracted
>>3868336
I'm with you on that, man. Three whole years from 30, and my depression rules my life.
>>3868339
I haven't had sex in so long I don't remember how long it's been.
>>3868344
oh
I'm
a dipshit who can't read a full chain
Missed the part where you expressly said you were straight.
Sorry.
>>3868351
>I'm with you on that, man. Three whole years from 30, and my depression rules my life.
Have you unironically given meds a try? They didn't work for me, but I've heard them working miracles for others
>>3868351
I'm only a few months from 30. I've known love, but not for quite some time...
Also, POST SOME FUCKING ZOOTSHIT
>>3868352
Im actually just ballparking 6 years which is kinda sad.
I think most people would remember the age they lost their virginity.
>>3868374
Remove Gideon
>>3868373
Sweet Jesus, ok!
>>3868335
You have a point I admit.
Still, if I felt a deep and abiding romantic connection with them, I'd fuck the offspring of Quasimodo and Joseph Merrick.
>>3868336
overrated
especially if you love someone who is damaged or who you lose
i find that i miss good friends i once had and pushed away more than i miss her
>>3868370
Yeah man, I'm on some AD's. Things suck 'cause I get drowsy all the time and don't wanna do a damn thing.
>>3868297
Would you like help with it?
>>3868387
Try new ones. Honestly most people won't even know theyre on them
>>3868328
This pic would be infinitely better with Nick and Judy
FANART
I KNOW YOU HAVE AN EVEN HIGHER-RES VERSION
LET'S SEE IT
>>3868335
>Deigned
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
>>3868425
No it would not.
>>3868351
I'm 28, and depression has pretty well fucked my life.
>>3868439
I think he meant designed, and just dropped the s.
Unfortunately, deigned is a proper word as well, so it wouldn't come up as wrong in a spell check.
>>3868425
>Nick eating blueberry pie off Judy's pie
There's definitely potential here, I'd be amazed if this hasn't already been done though.
>>3868446
Im getting to that point.
I dont think I have depression, but I feel like life is going out of its way to try and put me into a bad mood. Im just trying to live life as simple as possible, but theres always SOMETHING that gets in the way.
>>3868439
I do not think you considered the possibility that he merely forgot the s from "designed".
>>3868373
>I've known love, but not for quite some time...
At least you've know love.
>>3868438
i'm playing fallout 4 now but not only do i have a high rez version but i got a special edition gridded version just for /trash/ too
>>3868475
That saying? About better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?
Fucking. Bullshit.
>>3868404
If you would be so kind?
>>3868493
Link it on over.
>>3868470
Kira Yoshikage, is that you???
>>3868385
Overrated, but do you truly regret it?
>>3868362
We've all been there, Anon, don't worry about it
>>3868507
I like paws, not hands.
>>3868493
Or, if you prefer, we can talk over Discord.
>>3868528
Same thing
>tfw JoJo x Zootopia has probably been done, but it's shit
I want to bury my face between Finnick's small thighs and just inhale his scent.
>>3868550
Could work. Do you have a page/link in mind for it?
>>3868551
Gerardson has done a few, and they're pretty good drawings...except they're mostly Gideon.
>>3868551
>JoJo x Zootopia has probably been done, but it's shit
>>3868572
Gideon? JoJo?
>>3868547
I cant watch the ending scene without imagining all 4 tigers making out.
>>3868561
I want to know what secrets lie between his thighs
>>3868570
No idea how to use Discord, really. Do you have a username? I can invite you as a friend I think.
>>3868581
I stand corrected.
>>3868594
Or the entire crowd breaking out into a massive orgy.
Whatever works.
So are we seriously only going to get like one page a month.
>>3868604
I think you use a username + Your given account name.
I have a feeling that linking either in this particular thread will get it capped, and I'll regret it for the rest of my days...
>>3868610
>Nick isn't into it until Judy bumps his arse with hers.
>In Prison Dawn Bellwether looks on as they display the orgy on the TV. She's furious as they ruin her pred/play segregation plan; while her fellow prisoners play with her pubic wool.
>>3868624
Nick looks very feminine and gay in this...
I'm not complaining.
>>3868632
Is this the original?
>>3868596
Such a big secret... for such a little fox
>>3868644
Now I'm hoping for a fic that has the orgy occurring, while Gazelle is just singing "Try Everything" while being railed by some tigers.
>>3868655
e621 of course. What kind of furry doesnt check e621 every day?
>>3868660
The sounds at the beginning are replaced with her grunts as the tigers pound her.
>>3868632
That reminds me... where's all the bikini fan art?
>>3868647
He's wearing Fennick's clothes, it's hard not to look feminine in clothes like that.
>>3868626
I think I figured it out.
comicanon#6179
>>3868677
Now this is getting hot...
>>3868693
Nick needs to wear panties...
>>3868660
I dont wanna be cucked by the tigers.
>>3868697
What kind of strange comparisons are these?
I was thinking more along the lines of, "What animal would the Joestar line be?"
>>3868703
Sent a request.
You guys wanna read a little story?
>>3868715
It's probably used for hustles.
>>3868677
Really hard to sing while gargling dick.
>>3868715
"What, no kiss bye-bye for Daddy?"
>>3868731
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3868718
Why even live if not?
>>3868731
oh no
oh no oh no
KEEP POSTING, MEAD
>>3868731
Okay everyone, apologies in advance but I'll go on a bit of a blogpost while uploading these this time.
Firstly I should apologize for making the mistake of advertising a release time during the week that ended up getting pushed back a couple of days, this comic turned out more involved than I anticipated, hope it's worth the wait.
>>3868731
Didn't I see something like this?
>>3868707
>crossdressing nick
wasn't sure how much i wanted this until now
>>3868767
That pig bitch!
>>3868767
DUN DUN DUN!
Man, I want to know what she does to look so young.
>>3868767
OH FUCK
>>3868767
>corrupt mayor using Nick's love of Judy and July to control the ZPD
holy shit what a fucking BITCH.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
Ideas from older threads:
1. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
2. Clawhauser downs beers with coworkers
3. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
4. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation. (reattempt)
5. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
6. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.
7. Two characters of your choice play Twister
8. Two characters of your choice take a shower together.
9. Step by step build your own adventure with Anon. Requires voting after every post.
>>3868767
Secondly, beginning with this chapter I'm taking the whole JHT series into dangerous territory. You'll notice that this chapter is more story-driven and much less emotionally charged than the others. Now that's partly because there's only so much you can do with "Nick is old lonely and miserable for 20 panels", but I had In fact planned to finish the whole series without much in the way of storylines.
>>3867909
Gay. Came out when I was like 24, lost my virginity about a year later. Went steady with a boyfriend and did just about everything with him, including breaking up.
>>3868802
Bellwether and Honey take a shower together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT-8bQzkZec
This is amazing
>>3868808
I was agonizing over whether to post this chapter at all, or just scrap it and finish up the JHT as originally planned (in 3 more comics). In the end though I decided I was having such a good time writing and drawing these that, even if they end up harming the larger narrative, it would be a pity not to finish and share them.
>>3868802
I'm intrigued by 2, there are so many possibilities
>>3868802
2222
clawhauser should have some good stuff to say
>>3868844
Don't give up, Nick! You're too good for this world!
>>3868802
Can I vote for two? if so I want a number 6 and a number 5, large fries, with a medium root beer.
>>3868844
Is there a panel missing here?
Also, this is looking good. Generally these are all a bit depressing for me, but you do some really good work.
>>3868844
But as things have it I got some ideas for short stories like this, and now I've got a plan to give July a little character arc of her own. Hope to give her a little more substance at least, at present her character can be summed up with "gets into trouble, gets yelled at, reminds Nick of Judy".
Also thanks for Writeanon for his help in writing these. He's a real mensch.
>>3868844
what happened to the last corrupt official that nick dealt with, piggy?
>>3868844
>accepting a drink from the villain
>>3868890
>inb4 carrot pen
>>3868890
>IN BEFORE ITS CALLED A HUSTLE SWEETHEART
>>3868881
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>3868890
Carrot Pen Powers, activate!
>It's called a hustle, Sweetheart.
>>3868802
Nick's finally going to bunny burrow to meet Judy's parents but he's not confident so he begs Finnick to go in undercover and grab some intel to help him fit in better.
>A Finnick in a bunny costume infiltrating a bunny burrow fic
>>3868802
You should really do 2. There's plenty of Judy and Nick stuff in every thread, this would be a nice change of pace.
>>3868890
So yeah I hope you guys like it, gonna shut up now. Returning to our regularly scheduled imagedump.
>>3868888
Made me check, but no they're all there. Guess the flow isn't all that great, will do better next time.
>>3868937
Nick...Never letting her get to him.
Only one person ever got to Nick.
Only One.
>>3868918
Dammit what was that a reference to again?
>>3868937
Oh, it's not that, it's just there appeared to be two bubbles at the bottom, but I guess that's from the next strip?
>>3868937
No, the flow's fine. When you broke it up into 3-panel strips, you cut off part of a word bubble from the next set.
>>3868958
I SEE THAT PEN, MR. WILDE
>>3868958
THERE IT IS
>>3868958
HAH!
>>3868958
>its called a hustle, sweetheart
>>3868956
GTA:San Andreas.
>>3868958
>Signed: It's called a hustle, sweetheart
>>3868958
>>3868959
Oh! Yeah that's from the next panel.
>>3868438
here's one. for some reason illustrator cc doesn't like exporting png's with transparencies
>>3868924
Logged for future voting! Good idea!
>>3868994
"Fuck, forgot to press record..."
>>3869011
>>3868438
and the special grid version for /trash/
>>3868994
And that's it for now. Haha as if everybody didn't see this coming from two city-states over. Hope you liked it, even if it was light on the feels this time.
>>3869034
>Twenty years
Damn.
>>3869034
I see that Pen...
Use it, Nick. Use it!
>>3869034
Ayyyyy
>>3869034
So what's his next plan? Leaving town with his neice so her people can't find them?
>>3868994
>"Sigh, fine. Though you giver her too little credit. She's no mere pawn."
>"She is a weapon."
>"She is a loaded gun pointed right at your heart!"
THAT PIG IS A SLY BITCH!
I BET SHE WILL MAKE NICK WILDE LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAIN OF THE STORY BY POISONING THAT BUNNY WITH NIGHT HOWLER AND ACCUSE HIM WITH AS MOTIVE HE WOULD HAVE TAKE THE PLACE OF MAYOR OR SOME SHIT!
>>3868624
I'm really amused by the way the first two panels work together.
>>3869061
Crashing this city, with no survivors!
>>3868670
Is this the finalized version?
>>3869034
>nick probably would have let her get away with the warning to stay away from July
>but then she brought up Judy
>and mocked him for her death
Nick's going straight to the news, isn't he. Right? RIGHT?
>>3869034
>Dat pen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aw7kxvyEEA
>>3869105
You dare bring up Judy?
Nick shall not stand for this. She is his soul!
>>3869034
>I guess that trait skipped a generation, huh?
Oof
>>3869123
No wonder he looks like a corpse now.
>>3869140
Daaaaaaaamn
>>3869123
What happened to her? Somebody kill her?
>>3867977
What makes you say that?
>>3869147
Nah, she married Gidien and they settled down out of zootopia.
>>3869147
Catch up on the July Hopps AU.
>>3869178
He's dead, Josh.
>>3869193
I still don't know how that name is supposed to be pronounced. like "Julie" or "July" (the month)
>>3869178
You need to sleep Calvin! Grab your lord Broktree, snuggle into a pillow and get some rest.
>>3869215
Yes.
Alvaro if you are reading this you are a fucking faggot.
>>3869182
I think he went full Hotline on Bellwether.
>>3869147
No, she's very alive.
>>3869237
She's just always been hiding in a blind spot or behind Nick's back.
Sometimes she's felt it was worth giving up the charade, but then she remembered that McHorn hadn't gotten the entire world's supply of fox repellent in one place yet.
>>3869215
I did a poll and most people are of the opinion it's pronounced "Julie". I guess her folks are some stereotypical illiterate hick bunnies.
>>3869210
I can't believe Calvin is fucking dead
>>3869237
thanks, Mead
>>3869257
Well, they would be related to Stu after all.
>>3869251
Considering how Chief Nick supports the usage of Fox Repellent, I think he wants all the stuff in his possession.
>>3869273
That's why it's hard to get them all there. It's going to be the best prank ever though.
>>3869034
I'm trying to figure out what he could have recorded. He's got her on record being a maximum cunt and saying she owns the media, but there is nothing she has said that directly and explicitly incriminates herself in any crime.
>>3869251
What's with the "McHorn fox repellent" thing?
I think I missed this.
>>3869034
>pen
ZOOTOPIA'S REKKONIN IS AT HAND
>>3868998
>It's a breezy Friday night, and the residents of Zootopia are getting ready to unwind out of the week and into the weekend.
>This includes the hardworking guys and gals of the ZPD.
>Police like to have fun too ya know.
>There's one bar in particular, The Sudsy Muzzle, where they like to convene on nights like this after work.
>This night is not unlike any other Friday night, and a gang of ZPD boys have congregated to down some rounds, shoot the shit, and maybe even cause a little trouble.
>Tonight it was Officers Clawhauser (a cheetah), McHorn (a rhino ), Wolford (a wolf), Grizzoli (a polar bear), and Delgato (a lion).
>The five of them had eagerly clocked out of work at 5 and changed into civilian clothes.
>No more than 30 minutes later, they were here and already on their second round.
>They all sat at the bar as the bartender (an antelope) slung suds at them.
cont.
>>3869299
Maybe he's waiting for the right moment? Brings it everywhere?
>>3869034
I am very slightly disappointed; I had a totally different idea of what this story was going to be of.
When you posted the teaser mead, of the paper that said stay away form hopps, I thought July had met a fox that was helping her out, and Wilde sensed some sort of chemistry between them so he stepped in to cut it short.
>>3869308
It's an old piece of green about the whole "Nick joining the ZPD" was all a cruel prank, and everyone points and laughs while McHorn sprays him.
>>3869288
>The prank backfires and Nick literally refuses to believe Judy exists no matter what happens.
>>3869034
You beautiful, beautiful man!
>>3869268
Lets replace him with Alvin twenty years down the line who goes to the same Uni cause Calvin was his hero and he wants to follow in his footsteps. Maybe make Labger into a grizzled/jaded teacher who's seconds away from putting a gun in his mouth.
>>3869342
...This makes me sad, need comfy.
>>3869299
Assuming he was recording from the beginning, he asserts that Swinton intentionally set her up to be killed and she confirms it when she says "she just refused to die."
>>3869353
...Kek.
>>3869353
but do we pronounce it "al-vin" or "all-vin"?
Random question time (then again, seeing where we are perhaps not too random)...
For real, if Zootopia turned out to be real and their world was in constant contact with ours... would you date someone from there?
I mean, would you take the chance of being shunned by polite society if it meant being with the smugfox or bune or someone else?
Would their love be worth it?
>>3869342
pls post it
>>3869299
I actually struggled with this. I played around with her basically saying she personally used July for target practice, but it just seemed without class.
In the end I figure that the implication that she had planned headlines of July's death would be incriminating enough, though I guess that it might not be.
That gives it a bit more tension at the end though, doesn't it? Will he be able to go after her now? I guess we'll see.
>>3869372
I mean if they had a cool personality, sure, why not?
>>3869371
Well since its just the same character, I would go with whichever sounds similar to Calvin to hammer the point home.
>>3869372
>>would you take the chance of being shunned by polite society
>implying that everyone and their mother wouldn't hop on those furry dicks
All it would take is for a brave somebody to break the seal and Byron's vision would be unleashed
>>3869372
>Would their love be worth it?
Is there even a question?
>>3869372
Yes. I want a Tiger.
I don't care if he claws my back, or how sharp his teeth are. I want him close to me.
I want the kitty-cock.
>>3869372
Is that really a fucking question?
>>3869404
this is just smut. Just how deranged you are?
>>3869403
but do we pronounce it "cal-vin" or "call-vin"?
>>3869373
I don't have it, I generally don't save feels.
>>3869323
>Higgins is left out
Good. Fuck that brown nosing piece of shit.
>>3869372
>Would their love be worth it?
prolly not
>>3869428
Are you saying sex can't be comfy?
>>3869428
Welcome to the threads, enjoy your stay
>>3869335
Well that's a nice idea as well anon! Sorry I didn't make what you had in mind, but why don't you write up your idea in a fic?
>>3868179
>rebellious Nick and prudish Judy Highschool fic/comic
FUCKING WHEN
>>3869372
Anon, I would date even a telephone phone if I had some possibility
>>3869428
Aftercare is not smut. It's a very important step in making people comfortable again!
>>3869372
yes.
i say that as someone who's lost a lover to suicide i really wouldn't care as long as we bonded and they were happy with themselves
like i would have zero qualms dating a friendly animal person or aliens or something
>play stellaris
>uplift fox people
>they get xenophillia+charming trait
>make them a protectorate
>they migrate to all the corners of the empire
>giving 'happiness' bonuses to everyone
> :^)
>>3869193
Can't find it in the pastebin.
>>3869454
You must not look very hard
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6487987/chapters/14850685
>>3869460
...Wanna play Stellaris and spread Foxes to the universe? ;)
>>3869065
yeah i know!
>>3869455
*telephone pole
>>3869433
Yes
>>3869361
The 'refusing to die' line could be said by anybody with enough information about the case; even Wilde says she was busy not dying, implying the circumstances July went through would have killed most any other person. If Swinton had those case details (which she very well could, being the mayor) she could just throw out the line about refusing to die because July outright did that. The line itself does not implciate her.
>>3869394
PLANNED HEADLINES, however, are a big implication. If she had some kind of memo or pre-printed rough draft dated before Hopps went throguh her ordeal, than that's not a slam-dunk conviction but it would be an easy circumstantial conviction, probably as an accomplice, which would be bad enough to ruin Swinton.
Okay, plothole avoided, mead.
>>3869323
>the bartender (an antelope)
kek
>>3869372
Probably only to date a bear. I mean the human world has their version of bears, that would probably be the easiest to accept socially. Also fucking a bear kind of makes me a badass.
>>3869335
>writing OC fic
Out of my depth.
Also disappointment was the wrong word; I'm more than happy with what you and other content creators put out and your comic today is great as usual. Not disappointed, just had the wrong, totaly baseless expectation.
>>3869413
I'm with this anon.
A big cat pred would be the sexiest thing in the world
but what can I offer him that a bunny can't?
>>3869515
I can arrange this, if you have the balls for it...
>>3869501
>plothole avoided
YAY!
I'll be off to bed now y'all. Hope to have more next week.
>>3869549
You're good people, Mead. Sleep well!
>>3869468
Not really in the pastebin. It started as greentexts here. Read mead's comics of it to get the idea.
>>3869474
thanks sempai
>>3869542
You could really play on his pred-prey fetish? I mean, sure, Humans are pretty dominant in our world, but we're furless, claw-less, fang-less.
Our skin is soft and smooth? We can have curves that make Gazelle jealous? If our glorious tiger god cuts us with his claws, he can see it run down our smooth skin, painting it a beautiful shade of red?
It's a kink in and of itself.
>>3869545
Dating an actual bear or just fucking an actual bear?
I don't know why I'm asking this.
>>3869581
wow, I'm not much for bloodplay but that...
that's pretty hot, anon.
You make a fair argument.
>>3869599
I might have either option available . Let me check with my sponsors.
>>3869612
My mind is dirty, and I love it.
>>3869641
Can you make dick barbs attractive?
>>3869662
Consider this, anon: The majority of animal species do not mate for pleasure.
We have all been operating on the assumption that sex is pleasurable for Zootopians.
On such an assumption, the barbs would probably have evolved to at the worst, not hurt, and at best, even somehow be more pleasurable.
>>3869662
Hell anon, that's easy.
After constant evolution, they don't actually hook into the vagina. They just rub and pull on it with soft firmness. Their dicks are ribbed for her pleasure.
>>3869323
>"Another round for all my friends!" cheered Clawhauser.
>"Oh Ben, you're too generous. How much do they even pay you to sit behind that desk all day?" said McHorn.
>"You'd be surprised actually! Not as much as I used to make on the field but it's a cushy job!"
>"You're a cushy kinda guy!" shouted Wolford from across the bar.
>"Oh shut up Wolfy, this rounds on him!" said McHorn.
>The bartender heaved as he lifted a keg sized mug of beer onto the bar and nudged it towards McHorn before distributing smaller mugs to everyone else.
>"A toast!" started Delgato "To Benjamin Clawhauser, the gentlest giant of them all!"
>The five of them raised their mugs in unison. "To Benjamin Clawhauser!"
>The bar shook as McHorn slammed his back down.
>They all drank and passed around a rather large bowl of peanuts.
>"Ey Ben, you know that ZPD Ball is comin up, who ya gonna take?" asked Grizzoli.
>"Oooh, I don't know. I'm not even sure if i want go..."
>"Aw c'mon Ben, you're the life of the party!" said Delgato "It won't be the same without you!"
>"Yeah there's gotta be someone on the force that you've got at least ONE hot for!" said Wolford.
>"Weeeeeeeell..."
>"Yeeeeah?" they all leaned forward in anticipation.
>"Fangmeyer is pretty cute, and she's always real happy to see me."
>"Hey you can't ask Fangmeyer!" said Delgato "I'm gonna ask Fangmeyer!"
>"Not if I ask her fiiiiiiiirst" Clawhauser half sang as he held up his phone and tapped away at it.
>"Gimme that!" Delgato snatched at the phone.
>"Yes, HI THERE Fangmeyer! I was just wonderin' if you'd like to come to the ball with me on the 16th? You would?! Yaaay, I'll pick you up at 6!!"
>"BEEEEEEN"
>"Oh relax you big dummy I just teasing you I didn't even call her. She's all yours."
>"Oh phew, ok. Don't mess with me like that Ben!" Delgato laughed off the whole situation.
cont.
>>3869708
Wait, what? Really?
This whole time I thought I had learned somewhere that the barbs caused actual (albeit healable) damage to the vaginal walls, and that damage is what stimulates ovulation.
>>3869662
Think of them more like ribbed for your pleasure.
Translator-anon here, just able to hop on for a bit. Did anybody translate pic related the last few days? If not, I just finished it myself and I'll post translations.
>>3869735
I think he's saying that with Zootopian spines they wouldn't be ripping.
Of course, maybe they do rake, but it's, I dunno... like your lover clawing your back, or like a love bite.
>>3869751
Knows someone the artist?
>>3869428
Kick back and get comfy
>>3868115
>>3867909
Another straight fag here.
>tfw 23 and still a virgin
>>3869730
I like it but it's weird seeing Straighthauser but at least he's funny.
>>3869751
Hello translator-anon! I don't think I've ever seen the translation of this
>After getting reamed by Chief Wilde yet another time, July walks home alone and dejected
>Same as any other day
>She had begun to find comfort in getting yelled at by him
>He had such a demanding and powerful presence
>It was the only real emotion anyone had felt towards her since she got here
>she climbed up the stairs to her lonely, greasy apartment and slinked to her bed
>and thought about Chief Wilde
>she was looking forward to getting dressed down by Wilde again tomorrow
>>3869839
no.
stop.
>>3869839
>dressed down
>>3869839
And so it begins anew...
>Nick uses July to replace the hole in his heart left by Judy...And the empty spot in his bed.
>>3869316
THE FIRE RISES!
>>3868052
Actually a different version of that pic or a separate image that's similar?
>>3867963
Failed exams. 3 years of studying mechanical engineering completely thrown out of window.
I'm about to became poor wagecuck next week. Minimum wage, here I come!
>>3869818
Did NL ever do pregnant/dewlap lewds?
>>3869839
do not sexualize the July or the relationship she has with Wilde
mcfucking kill yourself my man
>>3869818
>2106
glad to hear 2D smut hasn't been outlawed in the future
taking requests?
>>3869819
>28 and still a virgin.
>>3869836
Well then here we go!
>>3869751
1 of 8
>Panel 1
SFX: Gacha (door opening)
”‘I’m home…”
>Panel 2
“Haa…”
SFX: Pachin (Door closing)
>Panel 3
“So tired…”
SFX: Gaku (Chair grinding on floor)
>Panel 4
“Work is so much more tiring when Nick isn’t around…”
“Why do I have this weird feeling…”
This is 2 of 8
>Panel 1
Judy: “I really wanted Nick to come drink with me, but…”
Nick: “Sorry, Carrots. Can’t go out drinking with you today, either. Don’t be sad (heart emoji)”
Judy: “Looks like he’s really trying to better himself…”
>Panel 2
“I was the one who picked HIM to be my buddy in the first place”
“It’s disgusting how he’s always the busier one of us!!”
>Panel 3
“I wonder if it’s because he has the wisdom of a con-man to help him out”
“Or that I’m just faster at finishing work!!”
>Panel 5
“Whaaatever. That’s just a lie.”
“He’s always working hard.”
>Panel 6
“He works harder than anybody else”
“He cares more than anybody else”
>Panel 7
“He is friendlier than anyone else…”
>Panel 8
“Than anyone else…”
>Panel 9
SFX: posu (pomf)
>>3869818
dat you, Nameless Lewder?
Still being awesome like you do?
>>3869897
meer pls
>>3869818
>tfw no nameless lewder bunanon lewds
>>3869899
3 of 8
>Panel 1
SFX: poroo (Rolling out of her pocket)
“Haa”
>Panel 2
SFX: katatan (hitting the ground)
PI (BEEP)
>Panel 3
“I want to see you, Nick.”
SFX: kachi kachi (Record light blinking)
>>3869884
>black body suit
Jesus take the wheel
Where do these images come from? Like that Judy model is on point. like it was ripped straight from the movie or something.
>>3868115
straight and hopeless
>>3869916
4 of 8
>Panel 1
THE NEXT DAY
“Hopps!”
>Panel 2
“Officer (music emoji)”
SFX: suchaa (snatching the pen)
>Panel 3
“Nick!”
>Panel 4
“Why were your ears so droopy---? You feeling lonely because you’re not working with me today? Nn?”
“That’s not it! Wai- give that back!”
SFX: hyoi (moving the pen further away)
>Panel 5
“Wouldn’t it be better if you talked a little more obediently to me?”
>Panel 6
“Don’t be an idiot! It wouldn’t happen to be that the sad one of us is you?”
>>3869874
Okay, where the fuck do I read this shit? I wanna know what really happened to Judy.
>>3869904
>Betty collaring her sheep.
I'm usually not into fem but holy shit, das hot.
>>3869947
There's some green-text about it, I think. One that says something about Bellweather, her spine, and Judy's death.
>>3869887
Hey, don't feel too bad. "Some college" still counts for just a little down on the bottom rungs.
You've got more than some of us!
>>3869933
5 of 8
>Panel 1
“It’s a real shame!”
“I haven’t had time to be lonely since I’ve been working so much!”
>Panel 2
“Huh, that’s good! Since you’ve really become a police officer”
“I’ve been worrying that you didn’t have any spare time, you know?”
>Panel 3
(This is kind of a clusterfuck, so I’ll say where each speech bubble is)
Nick, top right: “THAT- THANKS FOR THAT-”
Nick, top left: “IT’S REASSURING TO HEAR THAT”
Judy, bottom right: “ ‘YOU’LL NEVER BE A REAL COP, YOU’RE JUST A RABBIT’ “ (TN: She’s quoting Nick from before he became a cop)
Judy, bottom left: “WELL THE SAME GOES FOR YOU”
SFX: GIRI GIRI (struggling)
>Panel 4
“THERE- I KNOW!! LET’S PLAY A GAME!”
SFX: PII (BEEP)
>>3869839
do not
>>3869839
>July accidentally calls Nick "daddy" during the morning briefing
>He acts like he didn't hear
>She says it louder
>>3869978
6 of 8
>Panel 1
“Whoever said they wanted to see the other person first loses!! If they lose, they have to listen to whatever the other says: that good?!”
“That’s fine!! Ready to lose?!! If I win, you have to do-”
>Panel 2
*---with*
*----want to*
“What… ever…”
>Panel 4
“What?”
SFX: PI (Beep)
*Nick…*
>Panel 5
*I want to*
*See you, Nick…*
>>3870006
7 of 8
>Panel 2
SFX: PI (beep)
*Nick*
>Panel 3
*I want to see you…*
“NONONONONONOWAITWAITWAITWAIT” (TN: it actually says “it’s a lie” rather than “no” a bunch of times, but I personally think it fits better the other way)
SFX: wana wana (panicked shivering)
>Panel 4
“What- what is this!? Whose voice is this…?”
“Hold on a sec, this is all wrong?!”
>Panel 5
“This is”
“Huh? Just now”
SFX: Su (Nick swiping the pen away)
>>3869951
She's the queen bitch, anon. Do you think that just because she's found her soft sheep to love on and fill the hole in her heart that she'd get all submissive?
>>3870002
>July begins to stare at Nick with more open wanton expressions.
>She wants the veteran Dox Fick.
>To go were only One Bunny has before.
Second ZPD officer to go down on that fox.
>>3869730
>"Ooooh, you must be absolutely smitten!" said Clawhauser.
>"Well....just between us guys, I've kinda had a thing for her since high school..." said Delgato.
>"Ooooooh" said the other four.
>Wolford howled and slapped at the bar before McHorn ended it with a swift whack to the head.
>"Ooooww, what the that for? Hey how about it Horndog, who're you gonna take?"
>"I'm not going. In all the years that I've been on the force, I have never gone, and I intend to keep it that way." McHorn's tone was way too serious.
>"Ey what about Francine? You should totally take Francine" said Wolford, half mockingly.
>"Yeah, you should!" concurred Grizzoli.
>"Take Francine. Take Francine. Take Francine." One by one they all joined in with the chant.
>"I would NOT take Francine." McHorn took a long chug from his mug.
>"Aw, why not? Francine's cool, she made cookies for the whole force." said Grizzoli.
>"So?"
>"It was a LOT of cookies"
>"Yeah, like 300 cookies" said Clawhauser.
>"And you'd know cause you ate half of them!" laughed Wolford.
>That comment earned him another swift whack to the head.
>"I am not going to the ball, and that is that."
cont.
>>3869918
Saw it on E621, https://e621.net/post/show/884740/
There are a couple of blender models out there.
>>3869839
> " Not bad for an old fox, huh?"
> " I can't walk."
> "Too bad, we got work in an hour. move your tail Hopps."
>>3869963
this here devil getting his dick succd by a big cat
>>3869839
>July whimpers as she removes her panties
>the smell of her sweat and her sopping vagina permeating through the room
>She gives her womanhood a soft touch and winces at the intense pleasure
>Never before had she felt so aroused
>She digs into her vagina harder, moaning in bliss at her partner
>fuck me, Chief Wilde
>I've been a bad subordinate
>>3869970
I guess so.
Tomorrow I will try negotiate a another try, but that wouldn't be any better.
>>3870031
Whoops
8 of 8
>Panel 1
“You did say”
>Panel 2
“Anything, right?”
>Panel 3
SFX: GYAAAN (Frozen in terror)
>>3869824
Oh he's not straight, the others just don't know he's gay so he plays along.
>>3870029
Betty is skyrocketing up my list of fav Pack Streeter's, but I love them all!
>>3870002
>He tells her not to project her daddy issues onto him in front of the whole department
>>3870053
>>3870002
>>3870039
CEASE
>>3869887
I know it's been a while since I graduated, but isn't retaking classes still a thing that people sometimes do? It's not like failing your exams means that everything you did up to those exams got erased, right?
>>3870075
Nah
> July hides under his podium before morning assignment
> Nick steps up to hand out the days assignments
> *ziiiiip*
>>3869887
Ever looked into trades?
>>3870075
But we're having fun...
>>3870068
I personally love her because she has a soft spot for Remmy while still maintaining her dominant personality. I have seen SO DAMN MANY porn stories where a strong female lead instantly turns into a mewing submissive cockslave as soon as she gets dick.
I know, I get that it's a fetish, but fuck if I wouldn't like to see a girl maintaining her strong personality for once.
AAAAAAAA NICK SAVE ME
>>3870058
Keep your head up, anon. I wasted 3 years between two different tries at college and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Still managed to get a well-paying, fulfilling job down the road.
Just don't resign yourself. The plan didn't work out, but that doesn't mean you can't life is over.
>>3870062
Well I guess if they're too stupid to figure anything out about the messing mammals, they're too stupid to see he's flaming.
>>3870133
Jokes on you, our asses wormholes to another dimension.
>>3869819
>23 in less than two weeks and still a virgin unless my shit memory is the result of being molested as a child and forcing my brain to continually dump memories so I can never remember what happened and live a "normal" live
>>3870139
>Nick no longer sees the Judy in her anymore
>Doesn't want to risk losing his job over this
>Starts sending her on more dangerous missions
>>3870097
I did that actually.
I re-did whole two semesters, but still failed. At last second time I was allowed to go to exams.
Maybe I will be able to carry my succesfult terms for next study, who knows.
>>3870110
Huh?
>>3870136
Thanks. It's really hard to find a fulfilling job where I live.
>eastern europe shithole
JUST
>>3870103
> July wakes up next to her fox
> Her fox that is old enough to be her father
> She feels that warm sensation between her legs as she remembers last night
> How gentle he could be
> How dominating he could be
> There were benefits to dating an older man
>>3870186
I work in a shitty sales position, making 100+ calls a day, and hearing "No," so many times I often wonder what the word "Yes" sounds like.
And it's mostly commission based, so I'm starving.
>>3870135
but u are ded already bich
>>3870186
Like, becoming a tradesman. Like an electrician or a plumber. They're always in high demand, and at least in the US they get paid a lot because everyone needs their services, even rich people. They're also suffering from a lack of new blood because everyone's getting pushed to go to college instead of a trade school.
>july was on the floor tears starting to form
>"Suck it up, Hopps. Judy could take the entire knot up her ass"
>"Yes, sir." she said mid sobbing while nick started shoving his full lenght on her.
>>3870218
That picture is terrifying.
>>3867742
:D MY PIC IS IN THERE YAY!
>>3870135
don't you want to record this?
>>3870186
>Huh?
Trade schools? Blue collar work?
Things like auto repair, welding, metalwork, construction, heavy machinery?
> Nick starts fucking July on a regular basis
> Her parents come to visit and catch them one night
>>3870233
...Continue.
>>3869884
I want to smell her ass as i finger her bunnycunny!!!!
>>3870223
I can't imagine anything worse desu. It sounds dreadful and next to impossible.
>>3870266
this.
there's a very simple method of getting dosh fast in most western countries:
become a plumber, electrician, freelance construction contractor, specialising in something is usually the way to go
at least where i'm from, it's fucking insane considering I'm currently earning more than most of my post-grad friends, and it's not like they did retarded shit courses, they did STEM shit.
>>3870286
>"Nick... Would Judy have wanted this?"
>>3870208
>So peaceful and quiet with her fox toy
>Wait, its too quiet.
>Oh shit hes not breathing!
>Another suicide by bun buning
>>3870224
Don't be mean to poor, ded Judy! If she was alive, she wouldn't like that.
>>3870286
Someone please write this.
>>3870044
source?
>>3870305
It's hell. I'm working on trying to build my writing skills to get a job with that instead.
I don't mind being broke, I just want joy again.
>>3870040
>The group dropped the subject after that.
>Well not entirely.
>Clawhauser broke the silence by asking "Soooo, who do think Officer Wilde is gonna take?"
>"Pfffft, well that's a no brainer. He's gonna take Officer Hopps, you just can't separate those two!" said Delgato as he looked up from his fifth beer.
>"That's what I was thinking too!" said Grizzoli "I've heard rumors that during lunch breaks they sneak into the janitors closet and..."
>"Don't be gross Grizzoli" said McHorn with suds all over his lips.
>"It's just a rumor. There's all kinds of rumors at work."
>"Yeah but I think there might be some truth to that one!" said Wolford. "Every damn day they smell like each other after lunch breaks.....amongst other smells, if ya know what I mean!"
>*WHACK*
>"Do you think someone should tell Animal Resources?" said Delgato.
>"I'm Animal Resources!" interrupted Clawhauser "And as long as no one catches them fanoodling in the janitor's closet, it's none of my business!"
>Wolford protested "But I can tell..."
>"Zzzzpt!" Clawhauser made the sound and motion of a zipper.
"But I..."
"ZZZZPT"
>"Hey, how about a couple rounds of pool?" said Grizzoli
cont.
>>3870366
...Bring it on!
>>3870311
Another thing about it is the opportunities. Knowing how to fix a car can land you a decent job pretty much anywhere, and all the other shit you gotta learn to do that alone can lead anywhere else. You got welding, painting, metalwork just to fix a car. And if you still have a big college dream you can still go after it with a far better paying job than a dead-end minimum wage one.
Or not and rise up in whatever job you're working at for even more cash.
>>3870225
>>3870266
I will see. I don't have any skills, I spend last 8 years learning how to draw bolts and compute stress in beams, I have never worked with my hands.
Hope they will give me one more chance. With a diploma, my brother could give me comfy gov job.
>>3869947
I only have July talking to Finnick
>>3870325
> July stares at her parents
> From under Nick
> Who hasn't noticed them yet
> Who is still pumping in and out of her
>>3870432
They're really quick and not-as-expensive-as-college to learn. Most full-time programs are a year long and a few thousand bucks.
>>3870326
>After Nicks death to bun buning, July went on to be the best damn cop she could be, so good that in 20 years she was running the show. Chief Hopps, a jaded cop who's known as very rough around the edges but fair to her people.
>Enter Dick, a shiny new fox joins the precinct with hopes and dreams clearly on his shoulder. He's following in the footsteps of his hero, Nick.
>>3869947
It was either implied that Bellwether or someone working for her did Judy in and that Nick took revenge, or someone wrote a story where Doug has a brother who hits Judy with the serum, but it's so strong it straight up kills her instead of making her go crazy.
Honestly it's always been more implied on -how- Judy died. Her exact cause of death was never the important factor in this timeline though.
>>3870444
An anon did a sequel to that.
http://pastebin.com/wqJsEXcQ
Props to him.
>>3870432
It's an option to consider, anon. The fact you have engineering knowledge already actually gives you a leg up over most other apprentices because they have to learn most of that shit anyways to make their systems work.
Same with construction, honestly. If you know a lot of engineering shit that's a quick path to becoming a foreman because that means you can understand the blueprints better than the average worker.
>>3870053
>July screams into her pillow as she plows herself with all her strength
>her orgasm approaching
>Suddenly she hears a loud knock on her wall
>"Hey bunny, there are children here trying to sleep!"
>July replies "oh..ookhay..."
>Her hand shivering, she removes her fingers from her dripping hole and licks them clean
>so close
>her lewd thoughts were consuming her
>she wasn't getting any sleep tonight
>>3870445
>She's still in shock about it the next day
>She forgets to take her morning-after pill
>She'll name the baby "Judy"
>>3870364
>receptionist
>dispatch
>AR
How does Clawhauser do so much shit for the ZPD?
>>3869947
it's unclear in comics, but Bellwhether is clearly implied to have been responsible (either directly or indirectly).
Greentexts imply she walked into a trap, if you look up the ones given to you in desuarchive you will find the thread with the majority of greentexts regarding it.
it seems Nick breaking Bellwhether's spine with a tyre iron was more detailed than Carrots' death.
>>3870540
He's a lot faster than his size would suggest?
>>3870214
Best Elf and Orc.
>>3870538
we need a fic of this.
>>3870525
>foreman
Oh god, anything but working in big factory. My father is foreman in one he's absolute wreck in his 53 years. Terrible job.
>>3870473
>They're really quick and not-as-expensive-as-college to learn
I don't know mate, to get papers as a craftsman takes normal person 3 years school, and I don't have that options since I already was in high school.
I have to go to sleep, will report tomorrow. Thanks everyone for encouragement.
>>3870364
>The five of them played several games of pool and a couple games of darts before sitting back down at the bar and having two more rounds.
>At this point, they were all very drunk.
>It was also getting late, and they were all ready to go home.
>They all tipped the bartender, got up, and stumbled outside.
>"Hey...who was supposed to be the...designated driver?" said Delgato.
>"I think it was supposed to be *HIC* to be meEeee" said Clawhauser.
>"WELL SO MUCH FOR THAT PLAN!!!!" shouted Wolford. He was a loud drunk.
>McHorn swung at him but missed and fell to the ground.
>"AHAA! NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU, YOU, YOOOOU..." he trailed off.
>Clawhauser said "Look, guys look, I love you guys, I really do, like I LOVE you all. I can...I can...get you home...nice 'n' safe like..." He took the keys out of his pocket and unlocked the ZPD van that they had arrived in.
>"I don't know man..." said Grizzoli.
>"A c'mon you big sexy fluffums, I'll take....I'll care of yeez." Clawhauser opened the driver door and got in.
>Wolford got into the passenger seat and the rest of the piled into the back.
>Clawhauser turned the keys in the ignition, backed the van up, and hit no fewer than 7 other cars on his way out of the parking lot.
>They were on the road now.
cont.
>>3870538
>Baby
No, there will be many babies. They will blot out the sun that was Nick's already dwindling happiness.
>>3869882
DESHI (DESHI)
BAA-SARA (BAA-SARA)
>>3870646
dude, canon is only what's in the movie and the tidbits from Rich and Moore. Of course that's not fully canon.
>>3870640
What the- no! NO!
second day with no beaver and otters
i cant believe beav is fucking dead!
>>3870680
but hey, Bunanon is alive again, so that's cool.
>>3870654
>Desheep
I missed an opportunity
>>3870689
Wait, have we ever seen Bunnanon and Beaver in the same place?
>>3870707
>Bunanon lives a double life wearing a Beaver costume
How come some days I'm straight as a line and other days I want to be collared and knotted
>>3870712
It makes perfect sense, just look at the names.
>Beaver
>Bunanon
If you take some letters out, add a few, switch their order... bam. Same names.
>>3870727
>collared and knotted
because that's fucking hot, anon.
>>3870726
Kill em Nick.
Or feed em Pastor and throw him into a pit of tigers.
>>3870737
Dear god, it all makes sense :O
>>3870726
I am actually triggered by this
>>3870737
Also, Beaver has cute buns and Bunanon has a cute fluffy tail!
>Going to a fourth of July party tomorrow, seeing family, shooting off fireworks, but no internet
>tfw I honestly would prefer shit-posting here and translating shitty fan comics from a Disney movie
(起きてくれ)中に起きてくれ
(起きられない)中に起きてくれ
(助けてくれ)何物になったのから助けてくれ
>>3870726
Maaaaan Savage is hot.
>>3870640
>Clawhaser swerved the van back and forth, nearly hitting several cars and causing dozens more to honk and him.
>Wolford stuck his head out the window and howled.
>McHorn had given up on whacking him.
>Clawhauser made a sharp right turn and knocked over several street side fruit stand, causing fruit to splatter all over the windshield.
>He turned on the wipers and pressed on.
>Several parked cars were scraped as Clawhauser drove the van right into them.
>It was hard enough to tell what he was doing before without all this smeared fruit on the window.
>Pedestrians dove out of the way as he plowed through intersections without stopping.
>The passengers in the back were thrown to and fro every time he made a sharp turn.
>Delgato vomited and the whole cabin stank of beer and microwave burritos.
>Grizzoli jumped out of the way of the puke and was pressed against the back window.
>"Uh guys" he said "We got company" and he pointed towards a row of police cars quickly advancing on them.
>"IT'S THE COPS!!!" said Wolford.
>"No no no no, you've got it all wrong." said Clawhauser "WE"RE the cops!!!"
>"Pull over Ben" said McHorn.
>"Noooo, I can outrun em!!"
>Just then, the van slammed into a streetlight at 60 miles an hour, the airbags, deployed, and everyone was flung forward.
>No one was dead, but they were all badly hurt.
>The cop cars came to a halt behind them, and Officer Wilde stepped up to the scene of the crime.
>God what a mess.
>He phoned for ambulances.
>In the front seat of the van, was his work pal, Benjamin Clawhauser. What the fuck was he doing here?
>"Ben?"
>"Niiiiiick" said Clawhauser weakly through a mouth of broken teeth before passing out.
FIN
>Beaver
>Bunanon
>BB
are we being rused ?
>>3870751
This is one use of Pastor I'm fine with
Drug those that defile NickxJudy
>>3870402
Welp, this took longer than I expected.
>>3870796
good end
>>3870798
Oh my god, how deep does this rabbit hole go?! Like, bunny deep? Cause that is so deep, you wouldn't believe it.
>>3870538
> It all begins when he catches July schlicking to a picture of him
![Clawhauser down a few beers [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/dLCsTFJ.png "Clawhauser down a few beers [NoGraphic]")
>>3870796
>>3870835
Savage needs to strip after seeing Nick's War Face...
Confirmed Gay for Dox Fick.
>>3870726
>partly undone tie
>unbuttoned shirt and rolled up sleeves on formal briefing
>fraternising with a candidate in front of other prospective recruits
>physical contact with such candidate
I mean, the art is good, but is Jack Savage the worst officer ever or the worst officer ever?
>>3870849
Is everyone in this thread the same damn person?!
>>3870849
So Weaver is also BB... IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO ISN'T WEAVER ?
>>3870796
>Epilouge
>he loses his fucking job and gets a new job as a dance instructor/whore
>>3870103
>pulling a scene straight from police academy
Holy fuck you made me lol
I love that movie
>>3870851
He's flirting with another rabbit for "drama's sake."
Or maybe to throw her off her game?
Secret plan? Introduce drama into the infamous ZPD duo, drive them apart, fail them both?
>>3870863
I think that guy who is obsessed with the panther
>>3870862
Nick is sniper God confirmed.
>>3870887
The Anon in Zoo one? Or the Panther on Panther action on?
>>3870870
>That specially made-for-rabbits glasses and ear protection
Rem is a god of details
>Try not to think about writing, mentally breaking off a bit from that to have a break from all this.
>Move to thinking about gently and affectionately cuddling Pack Street characters.
>'Protect his smile' hits me deep.
>Feel like Zootopian related stuff has infected me in multiple levels.
>Still am posting here anyways.
Help? Or not.
>>3870907
...This comic might be going the way of some Heresy.
>>3870870
>"I can't take aim very well"
>Doesn't set the gun down before turning to talk to someone
How the fuck did she get through academy?
>>3870907
Not. Liking. This.
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/345933
>>3870913
I think the panther on snow leopard one
>>3870946
Savage is hot enough that I'm okay with this heresy.
>>3870967
I think you need to be shown a good ol' fashion German Shower, dated between 1940-1944...
>>3870834
Good work cap. Did you ever get the one of Nick and Judy's dinner date?
>>3870800
>Jack continues provoking and cockblocking Nick up to near breaking point
>subtly messes with Nick to get him to act out, forcing him to have longer hours to get more work done and deal with punishments by Bogo
>eventually Jack leaves a photo of him with a female bunny strapped down and being waterboarded
>leaves it in an envelope on Nick's desk
>Nick is blueballed, angry, and tired as fuck
>he finds the photo
>Nick is consumed by irrationality and rushes to Jack's appartment
>he kicks down the door
>there are dragon dildoes hanging from the ceiling
>Jack has been planning for this day
>Nick fights through the dongs
>he takes hits to his limbs and dignity
>he breaks down Jack's bedroom door
>he's wearing a G-String
>backwards
>covering himself in olive oil
>extra oil on his balls
>playing with his nipples
>he moans as loud as he can "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-FOX!"
Nick has a very pettable face
I want to rub it and tell him he's a good boy
>>3870954
>>3870949
too late cuck
![Nick and Judy's Dinner [Nographic].png](https://i.imgur.com/bd2nvVR.png "Nick and Judy's Dinner [Nographic]"){kind=small}
>>3870979
Yep
>this entire thread
>overflowing with heresy
>spiderman is banned
>>3870796
Ok Loves, that's all you're getting for now. Will be back later.
Love Nate
>>3870993
>He leaves Nick and Judy a litter
>It's just like that chad-rabbit greentext
>>3870993
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658879
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658879
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658879
>>3870994
I think it's this one, right?
>>3870993
Except if my girl "cucked" me, I'd murder the other man, and divorce her.
Cause I'm not German or Swedish.
>>3870982
well that's a pasta I never expected to see again
Well played.
>>3870954
"Furiously pissed" is pretty much my level of anxiety on this.
>>3870994
Yeee, thank you!
>>3870726
REEEEEE YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE HOPPS
>>3870982
I understood that reference!
>>3871012
this
>>3871012
Where is the Nick and Finnick devil's threeway Savage option?!
>>3871021
>>3871012
>>3871008
"Now we won't have to worry about hybrids!"
>>3870834
Not even sure how you're going to graphic this one but thanks!
>>3871052
>Implying I ever gave a shit about hybrids.
All that matters is the purity of WildeHopps...
>>3871005
Thank you! See you next time!
>>3869324
Well, who knows? There's still plenty of time to fall asleep in all sorts of unfortunate places
>>3871052
>Implying she wouldn't keep seeing savage to get ravaged
>Implying she wouldn't make Nick pay for Jack's kids anyway
>>3871105
tegaki
>>3870654
>Doctor Pavel, I'm ZPD
>>3871097
Handlebars is way too fucking cute, god damn.
>>3871101
>Implying that Nick wouldn't just leave her and go back to tax-free income. More broken and angry then the muzzle incident ever left him.
we got another Jack fixation happening?
>>3871097
>handlebars has carved designs up there
I'm not sure if I like this or not.
>>3871147
>Calvin is burning out.
>This is bad.
Are we approaching the end of such a saga?
>>3871136
yes, YES, MORE
>>3871135
Nick would probably go full-on criminal at that point, actually, and meet her like fifteen years down the line as a crime lord.
>>3871136
no u kuk fagot
>>3870931
Also why are the pig and tiger scooting away from Nick in this image?
>>3871136
I don't get what that guy in the background is doing.
>>3871174
She wouldn't be a cop though. She'd just be one of Jack's whores at a club.
>>3871174
Jack systematically takes over Mr. Big's operation, and puts himself into power via a series of extremely brutal operations.
>Earns the Nickname "Bloody Nick"
>>3871181
Because they, unlike you and Judy, are capable of processing and understanding basic emotion and can feel Nick's rage. They are understandably frightened.
>>3871181
They can sense the jimmies being rustled from beneath Nick's calm exterior.
>>3871181
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillingIntent
>>3871097
She's gonna axe the bun's heart! Stop her Sam!
>>3871153
>>3871175
maybe this will make it better?
>>3871190
he's laying down a sick beat
In light of all the "Judy is Dead" and "Jack is prying Judy away from Nick", could some nice DrawFag please draw a fun picture of Nick and Judy together before I start crying?
Thank you.
>>3871130
>Making them think Nick actually had offspring
>all while his genes live on and Nick's doesn't
Sly bunny.
Not sure why everyone is upset about Black Jack.
Worst case scenario is Judy goes out with Jack once and then when she realizes Nick left the force she kicks his cottontail to the curb.
>>3871216
>Kids have no fox genes what-so-ever.
>Nick is not an idiot
>Nick leaves and becomes a crime lord, terrorizing the whole city.
>>3871181
because that's the face of someone who's .5 seconds from nuclear
>>3871214
>all this talk of Jack cucking Nick out of Judy and his fatherhood
>>3871239
>Jack has smug self-satisfaction of keeping foxes where they belong
>In crime or in the streets
>>3871261
working on it now, those were from forever ago
>>3871239
>>3871271
>Nick appears years later, holding Jack's kids hostage, puts a bullet between Savage's eyes.
>Kids were dead whole time.
>Points gun at Judy "Its called a hustle, sweetheart."
>Rules undisputed in Zootopia, Golden Age of Foxes.
>>3871277
Yes
This pleases me
>>3871214
Not by me, but you may not have seen this one before.
>>3871212
Is this cucking or threesome-ing?
>>3871034
What is the reference from?
>>3871279
>Jack
>Fucking an unevolved con-artist species
Cmon, he'd at least land himself real preds to satisfy.
>>3871279
Never raise another man's children, unless he's dead or their tools for their father's downfall.
>>3871181
Cause Nick is about to launch himself at Savage, shove him to the ground and Ravage his bunny butt in front of the entire precinct.
>Savage, unable to quit his moaning or thrusting hips yells more insults in the hopes that Nick will go faster/harder.
>>3871294
You stop that right this very minute!
Do you think that Gazelle's tigers sleep with really happy and sincere fans that crush on them? Or just with each other and/or Gazelle?
>>3870942
Whats got you down about writing?
>>3871337
>bellwether poster admiting there are worthy preds
we are closing to have a second bun.
>>3871315
Thank you, Anon -- cry-sis averted!
>>3871332
they're both threesomes imo since all three are present and having sex, but according to 4chan it's still cucking.
4chan is very strict about it's cucking policy. Some girl eats your last cupcake, KEKED.
>>3871279
>>implying he won't find a vixen surrogate and donate his sperm
>implying nick didn't get a vasectomy years ago
>>3871357
Gazelle and themselves.
Maybe a randomly chosen fan from the crowds.
>>3871240
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILDE
>>3871346
>somebody in the agency mixed Jack's cologne with fox pheromones
>The feelings that Nick can't identify aren't jealousy, but absolute lust
>he caves to primal instinct and fucks Savage on the spot
>>3871357
Pretty sure they are contractually obligated to save their seed for their employer.
Should Jack Savage and Becca hook up?
>>3871339
If the kid feels abandoned and embittered he has every reason to be scrupulously loyal to the level of biological children, maybe even beyond that, for the dad-dad versus the biological-dad.
>>3871337
Well of course he would, LEETbellwether
[spoilers]It's Mrs. Wilde[/spoilers]
>>3871365
Any man that has or lets another man fuck his women, in any situation, is a cuck. It implies he's not fit to fuck her himself.
He might as well not even be a man. If your women ever suggest inviting another man into your bed? You better say no, or else you're a cuck.
>>3871357
They're extra fuckbuddies for the annual "Meat Gazelle" event (It's a typo. Honestly. Really. Stop looking at me like that) where she arranges a close meeting with one of her lucky fans.
Clawhauser saves up his entire wages each year to buy tickets, but has never won.
>>3871362
Wrote a bunch of things over this two week or so period, four of the five being completeted. But I know that I can and should go back to revise through a bunch of mistakes and probably expand points. But I don't want to.
I also don't want to write more, at least for a while. It's like I'm already wanked and cum, but this bit of me on the inside wants to keep pushing me to get every last drop out. Even when I should just step back.
>>3871427
>Nick is 32
>his mom is in her 50s now
Nigga, a post-menopause fox aint gonna shit out anymore kits
>>3871455
Past 44/45, she ain't having nothing.
>>3871384
>Everyone agrees, it was a pretty good birthday prank.
Took me a while to write this, it was supposed to be for the last Thematic Thursday but uh... That is long gone. So here it is anyways.
...
A Zootopia Greentext, /ztg/. Part 1 - A Barside Surprise.
>Judy sat alone in the bar booth. Booth 12.
>The words of her mother echoed in her mind, ‘married to her work’, that she should get out to ‘find a real boyfriend that’s not the job description of being a cop’.
>She wasn’t married to her work! Just… Enthusiastic, more so than the average mammal.
>The rabbit munched on a veggie chip, scrolling through her phone absentmindedly, not entirely sure why she was even there.
>Was it to prove her mother wrong? Or was it some little desire buried within her to find someone nice?
>She shook her head and put those thoughts away, she would just let things happen. She focused on other things…
>>3871472
Isn't that like, super-rare?
>>3871391
You know, after the discussion earlier in the thread, I kind of feel sorry for her.
As a very famous rabbit once said "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." In proper hands, a female hyena ZPD officer could work out well, and not just be a pedophile pseudopenis.
>>3871172
no, NO, LESS
>>3871411
>It implies he's not fit to fuck her himself.
I don't see a situation in which I'd invite anyone or be ok with anyone fucking my gf.
That being said, no, it really doesn't. What mental gymnastics are you using to reach this point. Plenty of cultures throughout history have included concepts of informal polygamy, sharing sexual partners etc.
Even swinger meetups now, there's nothing inherently cuckworthy about sharing a woman with someone, though I don't deny that, this is a dark road that can lead into cuckdom.
I think where there's absolutely no doubt in my mind that it's cucking, is when another man sleeps with a man's partner, and it's not like he's fucking anyone else, he's just left out to dry.
At that point you can't even use the 'both partners in totally open relationships' excuse, it's just a monogamous man and a polygamous woman.
>Oh hey Jack
>I'm sure you heard that door shut behind you and the lock's tumblers latch tight with those radar dishes your type call ears
>I've seen how you've been eyeing Officer Hops
>And I've also seen the way she looks at you
>I must say, it's putting me quite out of sorts
>Normally, I would simply ask you to keep your distance
>But I don't like you
>I don't like your face. I don't like your swagger. I don't like your scent.
>So instead, I'm going to fuck you up
>I will fuck you dead
>I will fuck you until your soul leaves your body
>I don't think I ever mentioned to anyone how much I think cops get the neatest toys...
>>3871472
Extraordinarily rare
>>3871478
>The bar.
>Seemed nice, had mood lighting, there were both prey and predators in there.
>Not too many mammals, nor too few.
>No eardrum shatteringly loud music, instead, a nice tune at a moderate volume played by a live band.
>The bar, located in the Nocturnal District, had good reviews. The food was definitely decent, she hadn’t tried any of the drinks yet.
>Maybe she was waiting for someone to buy her one.
>What was wrong? She began to think to herself, she looked good, made sure she smelled good, groomed her fur well enough, wore nice clothes.
>So why wasn’t anyone approaching her?
>She sighed, the bar was definitely popul-
>Her ears perked up suddenly
>”Hey who’s the Bunny in Booth 12?”
>Booth 12! That’s her booth!
>She looked over, there was a cheetah interested in her!
>The Bartending kangaroo looked up at the cheetah.
>”Mate, that’s Nikkos bun.”
>Judy was taken aback
>Nikko? Nikkos bun? Who was Nikko? Why was she… His bun? Was she the bun, or was it someone who looked like her? More questions zipped through her mind.
>The cheetah looked about as shocked as her, “Oh.”
>The feline just sat down and ordered a beer.
>What? With just a mention of this Nikkos name, he drops interest?
>Judy began to tap her feet rapidly in irritation.
>If she ever met this Nikko character she would give him an earful. She pulled up her text messages.
>She tapped her phone a few times… -Hey Nick, you said you knew everyone. Do you know a Nikko/Nicko that hangs around the Nocturnal District?-
>>3871479
But possible.
>>3871499
>The frustrated rabbit was just about to send it when the door to the bar opened.
>The band stopped playing. People stopped drinking, talking, eating, and they looked.
>Like the world halted. Judy held her breath.
>The one who entered was a fox.
>That must be Nikko.
>He wore a casual dress shirt with a striped tie, sunglasses, with his suit draped over his shoulder.
>Her nose twitched, determination clearly visible on her face.
>There was something familiar about him… His smell? The color of his fur? Maybe the way he walked?
>It didn’t stop her though. She leapt to her feet, standing straight up.
>Nikko’s swagger came to a halt when he turned to look at her, like a car crashing into a wall.
>He stood frozen for exactly half a second.
>Everyone in the bar looked over to what he was looking at
>Judy.
>She stared at Nikko
>Nikko stared at her
>Everyone, as if on cue, went back to what they were doing.
>The music started again, at a low volume at first but it grew louder.
>The realization happened fairly quickly.
>Nikko is Nick.
>>3871412
Naw, if you go by age, then the mayor is probably the daughter of the pig cop from the end of the movie.
In that case, it's even more sad because Nick probably was really acquainted with the Swintons before his colleague's daughter grew up into a corrupt mayor.
To him, it's yet another failure, another life he screwed up even tho it was beyond his control.
>>3871495
I, personally, think that if you are sharing your partner around, or sharing yourself around, you shouldn't have a partner in the first place.
Just be a slut then, and have no commitment.
>>3871512
>He tore his eyes from her and walked to the bartender.
>Judy looked away, towards the seat in front of her, slowly sitting down. The words, ‘Nikko’s Bun’, were finally making sense.
>She was Nick’s Bun.
>She blushed and felt a swell of happiness in her breast
>Wait she hadn’t agreed to that.
>She sat down fully and put her phone into her purse, perking up her ears in Nick's direction.
>”The usual then eh Nikko?”
>”And a carrot cake.”
>The kangaroo chuckled, “That’s the bunny you’ve been mentioning then?”
>”Have I mentioned her here?” Nick asked innocently,
>The bartending kangaroo was unfazed, ”After every first drink you have.”
>Judy couldn’t see him, but she could hear him. A tiny grin appeared on the rabbit's face.
>She hadn’t had anything like this on him since the tax evasion recording.
>She heard two glasses be set on the counter. Nick was coming now.
>>3871532
>The rabbit had a small smirk on her face as Nick sat in front of her, placing the cocktail glass of carrot cake in front of her.
>Nick’s own drink was in a highball glass, orange like his fur, iced with a slice of lime as garnish, with a red straw.
>The fox saw her smirk.
>The rabbit stayed quiet.
>Seconds passed until Nick broke the silence, “So Car-”
>”You volunteered to be on patrol tonight.”
>Nick’s ears went down, Judy held power in this conversation.
>And she was savoring every moment of it.
>The orange fox took a sip of his orange drink, “I-”
>”I wonder what Chief Bogo would have to say. If he hears about this.” Judy smiled at him devilishly.
>His ears perked up, he caught onto the ‘if’. Judy chose her words carefully.
>The bartender said that after one drink, Nick would loosen his tongue.
>Judy gently rubbed the rim of her glass and watched the fox.
>After several more seconds of silence, he grabbed his glass to take another sip.
>Just as he finished and moved to put the glass down, Judy put her finger on the bottom of the glass, stopping him from putting it down any further.
>”How about a few more sips, Nikko?” The bunny playfully asked,
>Nick took a deep breath and complied. Downing nearly half his drink.
>”Now, what’s this about me being your… What was the word, your bun?”
>The fox glanced to the side, “Well. That’s actually from the Bartender.” He explained,
>”And these mentions?” Judy leaned forwards and rested her chin on her hands, eager to know, she had to know what Nick had been saying about her.
>Especially when the bartender coined her as ‘Nick’s Bun’.
>>3871412
Nah, that's the qt3.14 pig model. She was originally supposed to be the mayor in ProtoZootopia, then got reused in the DMV scene and as a prison guard.
She's also the basis of Rhonda.
>>3871193
>"Nicky, stop all this. This ain't you. You don't gotta do this. We were like family, once. Grandmama made you a--"
>"A cannoli, yes. I remember. Thing is, that was her, not you. But, hey, I'm a respectful guy these days. After you went and buried poor Grandmama in that skunkbutt rug, I owe you a new one. I've got plenty of 'em, now, real wool and everything. I'll even let you choose."
>>3871497
GET 'IM, NICK! FUCK THAT LITTLE COCKSUCKER UP!
Wait, Nick's gonna beat the crap outta Savage, right, and not fornicate with him?
>>3871487
Yeah, it's been said a few times in these threads how Bernie kind of ruined female hyenas for quite a few people, especially those that wanted to use the concept. I mean, it's not a bad concept in and of itself, it's a bundle of fetishes that I imagine at least a few are into: femdom, size difference, dickgirls, etc.
I think that someone could probably break through it if they made a likable, cute, and more complex female hyena. That's just my two cents.
>>3871519
>daughter living in her mother's shadow
>interested in economics, politics, and the like other than police work
>ascends fast, too fast, in civil service ranks but is underappreciated
>unresolved depression and other mental problems
>tragic death of her mother in the same police event that killed Judy
>emotionally destroyed
>only a Machiavellian husk of a mammal remains
>even cousins and other blood relatives can't get through to her, such is her fatalistic and materialistic view of life
>>3871541
>She noticed Nick’s face relax. She purposely gave him room, a possible advantage. Just as planned.
>She saw the faint twinge of a smile at the edges of Nick’s mouth.
>”Carrots. If you really must know.”
>Judy took a sip of her cocktail. Tasted of carrot cake, as its name suggests.
>The fox leaned in, imitating the rabbit. Their faces closer.
>”I may have mentioned how fast you are, faster than I ever could be.”
>Flattery. Judy thought to herself, that can’t be the only thing.
>The little change in her expression must have indicated to Nick that he needed to say more.
>”May have mentioned how you hustled one of the best hustlers around.”
>She smiled a little bit, that was a moment of pride.
>”How you always manage to look beautiful, even after tackling a perp into the mud.”
>Hah. Mere flattery won’t- What? Judy was surprised, her ears going down at the word. Her chin lifted from her hands slightly.
>Nick’s smile grew, he took advantage of the room she gave him.
>”I had to look for another word, since you don’t like being called cute. Took me a moment, but beautiful fits.” He continued, “Fits you well.”
>Judy’s heart was thumping, this is what she was looking for. Right?
>He leaned in closer, a little bit too close.
>”But… That doesn’t mean you’re not cute.” He whispered.
>Judy closed her eyes as Nick’s face approached her, not sure what to expect.
>Then she heard the slurping of a straw. Her eyes shot open and looked to where it was coming from.
>Nick was sipping his drink. He moved it!
>Her heart was hammering like a machine gun. And he had a stupid grin on his face.
>”What?!”
...
Part 2 still in writing, coming eventually.
>>3871555
I like Super-Criminal Nick.
If Judy ever breaks his heart, this is the route he has to go. None of that sitting in despair crap. Burn it all.
>>3871554
>When you badly want Rhonda even in non-lewd images of her.
>When you hate cucking completely and don't want to hurt a dad that seems to be honestly trying.
>>3871296
No, no
>Nick appears years later, holding Jack's kids hostage
>Days pass by, sweeps of the city uncover nothing, Jack pulls as many strings as he can, calls in former agents to ask around
>Judy is heartbroken, makes a public appeal for Nick to release her children
>The following night, Jack is out searching, and Judy is alon
>A brick finds its way through the glass window in the Savage's bedroom
>Clearing the glass, Judy finds a carrot pen tied to the brick
>The same pen she and Nick used in the past
>Hands shaking, she hits play
>Nick's voice, haggard, speaks out
>'Warehouse 17, Sarah Square Commerce and Storage Facilities. Come alone. I've got my eyes on you.'
>At the end of the playback, the pen started heating up, and the smell of burning plastic filled the air before she knew what was happening
>The pen gave a small pop, and caught fire
>Judy sat there for a moment, looking for her phone
>Seeing it on the nightstand she moved towards it
>A small red dot appeared on the phone, and she quickly backed away before hearing a small pop in the distance-
>And her phone was gone, along with a portion of the nightstand, and behind them was a small hole in the wall
>Trembling, she thought to herself, 'Nick- why?'
>>3871574
That's really sweet, I look forward to the next part, cool writer person.
>>3871571
So she wants to screw over Nick because she feels that he got her mother killed? Even going so far as to use Judy's niece to stab him in the heart because she despises him that much?
Damn, that's cold.
>>3871567
Yeah, it's just a pity that's not my area of expertise.
If I wrote something with a female hyena, it'd probably be one domming Bellwether in the womens' jail. Even if it didn't have pseudo-penis shit, it'd be pretty stereotypical stuff I feel.
>>3871591
I like where this is going...
Will there be more?
All this talk of JudyxJack cucking Nick makes me want to see Judy and Jack suffer for the imaginary crime.
>>3871589
>Dad
Her whole deal is that she's a single mom. Her kids probably don't have the same father.
They're just waiting for a man to come along and be the dad he doesn't have to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUdGJJqgr2g
Isn't the solution of this to agree to even-handed three-way love where Nick nuts in Savage's ass while Savage is eating out Judy's pussy and Judy is French kissing Nick?
It's not cucking when your cum is in and/or on both of the other partners.
>>3871574
Thank you, Wonderful WriteAnon, for making me smile after that awful nastiness with the Jack Savage comic.
>>3871582
We need one of those "a supervillain was born" pictures.
Maybe of Nick looking at a happy Judy and Jack with several kits of their own on a sunny day.
>>3871357
whatever you believe is right.
Official artwork seems to suggest she's pretty close with one of them (they are pictured shopping together). I like to think other lead normal lives, some having children, their own crushes and one nerd just playing vidya and pumping iron in his free time.
This is much more interesting than "lol they fug :-DDD" meme
>>3871630
I thought the fanon was that she's a single mom with a step-dad coming in, like in that picture.
Or is the guy just another one of her kids? Or just some dude?
>>3871589
She's a single mom. That's her son in the pic, if I remember.
>>3871617
I think you could probably do it well if you spent some time building her up; like saving Bellwether from getting shanked by one of the prison gangs and takes her in as a prison wife. Bellwether is like "I'm straight", she's like "so am I", and Bellwether thinks she's safe because of this. They get one good terms, they talk some, then the Hyena tells Bellwether she's not doing this for free. Bellwether's like "I thought you were straight", "Ain't nothing gay about getting your pussy eaten, bitch". My two cents, don't just go straight into it or your gonna get some backlash.
>>3871664
That's her oldest son, I think.
>>3871660
I like your interpretation of them.
Maybe one likes classical music and opera, spending his time not at the gym being "cultured?" Breaks the stereotype of the meat-head lol.
>>3871634
Not everything can be solved with a threeway Bernie
>>3871634
Cucking is cucking regardless who cums in who and when
If one partner surrenders his/her partnership, even temporarily, to a third party merely for sexual pleasure, let alone anything else, then congrats: that person is a degenerate, their partner is a degenerate, and all three of them are contributing to the downfall of the traditional family unit.
On the other hand if you're all just acquaintances then go for it, no harm done.
>>3871670
Hmm, that's a good idea.
Do you think instead of prison tattoos they do branding?
Why do I get the feeling that Zootopia 2 is going to be strikingly similar to Black Jack in that:
>movie opens, montage of Nick and Judy becoming Precinct 1's best crimefighting duo
>they have perfect synergy, and can practically finish each others' sentences
>Nick is very obviously head over heels for Judy
>Judy is completely oblivious
>Nick finally gets the confidence to admit his feelings and ask Judy for a date
>BUT THEN
>Special Agent Jack Savage is coming for help with a secret mission and needs the help of Zootopia's best buddy cop duo
>Judy is handily won over with Jack's charm and secret agent skills
>The whole mission, Jack and Judy become closer and closer while Nick feels himself drifting further and further away from his partner
>Nick gets distracted by Jack and Judy- it looks like they're kissing from his position during the mission
>The fox gets jumped by a big hench-mammal and seriously injured. Broken bones, concussion the whole nine yards
>Judy and Jack successfully complete the mission while Nick remains in critical condition at the hospital
>Jack asks Judy to quit the ZPD and join his agency, leaving Nick behind and broken
>>3871617
>Another case of a hyena using her pseudo-penis as a dick in a questionable consent thing.
What about just using it as it happens in the wild? Guy shoves his dick into the pseudo-penis, cums inside, they're happy, and so on. Maybe make the guy some wolf or something with a thing for exotic vaginas.
>>3871478
Thursday here.
Ah damn, anon, you're always welcome. Thank you for putting it together! Can you put it on pastebin or somewhere like that in one piece so I can add it to the link collection?
>>3871519
>>3871571
>>3871659
Future Mayor Tilda* Swinton standing by her mother's casket as it's lowered down. She's surrounded by family and her mother's co-workers.
Detective Nicholas Wilde approaches her, kneels down and looks her in the eye. He asks her to forgive him. The whole day has been putting the fallen cops to rest. Judy's is the last one after this.
Swinton looks the fox in the eye and spits him in the face. She leaves without saying a word to him.
*Sorry, first name that came to mind.
>>3870718
>>3870726
>saluting with one arm behind her back
>>3870862
>finger in the trigger well while facing away from the targets
>>3871691
Pretty much this.
The family unit is important. Look at the African American Community. Broke up the family unit, 75% born out of wedlock, nearly 50% of the crime caused by 13% of the population because of it.
Don't support the fall of the family unit.
>>3871705
http://pastebin.com/KNrNFxHF
Here's the paste.
>>3871694
That's pretty hardcore to the point that you would think the guards and others would stop it.
hot damn, thanks! How do I credit you, weary traveller?
>>3871731
>old for his age
Nah, it's just his glasses. He's visibly shorter than her.
>>3871699
>Nick, recovered from his injuries, turns to crime again. Takes up with the Big Family.
>Works his way to Underboss
>Off's Big, takes over.
>Slowly begins to rule Zootopia, everyone's in his pocket.
>Judy and Jack called in to stop him, Judy comes face to face with the partner she left behind.
>Nick kills them both, his progression is complete. He kill the one he loved.
>No going back.
>>3871718
DEEPEST LORE
Seriously, I'm 100% in support of this.
>>3871694
I really liked this picture of camel fur shaved to have a design. There's also etching in horns. I think you could have branding and piercing in addition to that.
>>3871731
They kind of left a few years off of her and he is wearing big glasses.
>>3871701
That could work. And either way, I wouldn't use the pseudopenis as a dick.
After all, having an erection would be a sign of submission.
>>3868624
I don't even have the first page.
>>3871765
Nick going through a Walter White character arc when?
ignore >>3871765
>>3871699
>Judy refuses, saying she could never leave her partner's side
>Jack, saddened, accepts that and gives her a final salute- wishing her and Nick the best and departs on a cool-ass spy helicopter
>Judy rushes to the hospital and remains with Nick until he wakes up
>with tears in her eyes, she hugs Nick as hard and she can without hurting him
>"I'm sure Jack asked you to join him... Why are you here, dumb bunny?"
>She admits that she has feelings for him
>Nick breaks down and clings to her, smiling and crying all at once
>"Oh you foxes... So emotional..."
CREDITS
>>3871765
>Judy is ressurected by a mad scientist, and becomes Beyond the Bun.
>She sets out to finishing the job she started.
>It ends with Judy systematically taking down the nick's organization, but they end up fighting against a 3rd party together, and die at each other's side.
>>3871813
Oh.
I'm AngryCapper.
>>3871699
>>3871765
I'd rather something like:
>Mr. Big is playing around in a field of little saplings growing. Making silly faces to a group of little mice that are distantly related by adoption. They climb up into a playset and he does to.
>Suddenly collapses backward, crying out for help.
>Help does come, suddenly, but a trip to the doctor reveals that a blood-based cancer has snuck up on him at his old age. He goes though various excuses he'd made up for various troubles and little ailments. Alas.
>Asks to see Nick.
>It's just the two of them.
>"It's not just that I need you to promise me to protect the family, the whole extended family."
>"It's that I see the rage, the vengeance in your eyes."
>"Don't let yourself be destroyed by what's inside. In the end, promise me that you'll walk away."
>Nick mulls over times after the movie that Mr. Big has saved his life and helped out.
>Makes the promise.
>This flashes before Nick's eyes at the top of a Zootopian skyscraper when Nick is about to smash a rifle butt into Jack's paws, sending him off into the air.
>Jack clings for dear life still, waiting.
>sort of want more of young Gazelle x Nick ship
>this takes my attention from WildeHopps
>sort of want to focus on WildeHopps and get off GxN ship, but can't really let go
>Just like Gazelle
>>3871699
>implying Jack won't be the main villain in Zootopia 2 that out-cons Nick and the entire ZPD for some villainy reason while trying to take Judy away
>implying Nick won't out-spy Jack and save the day and win Judy's heart
It's like you don't even Disney
>>3871751
If it's part of a gang initiation, would they?
I mean, can't you just see some Zootopian toughs with prison brands, showing they belong to the Aardvarkian Brotherhood.
>>3871591
>Running to the kitchen, she grabs her keys, and runs out the door to her minivan.
>The red dot is persistent- having practically guided her from her doorstep to the van's door
>As soon as the vehicle starts, and she's out of the drive way, the red dot disappears
>Reaching out towards the GPS on the dash, she discovers it's been smashed in, and she does a quick scan behind her
>The rear passenger-side window was smashed in, but noone was in the vehicle with her
>Her paws still trembling, she started the vehicle and made her way to Sarah Square
>As she reached the border between Downtown and Saraha Square, she realized she didn't know where this 'Sarah Square Commerce and Storage Facility' was located
>A pair of highbeams immediately turned on behind her, blinking, and speeding up
>Before she knew what was happening, her vehicle was rammed, and another vehicle drove up beside her
>They both forced her into the railing, bringing her to a stop
>Red dots blinded her, and she felt a clawed paw on her shoulder-
>A thick slavick accent spoke to her
>"Don't move, don't speak, stay still,"
>And she did just that, as- what she now saw was a white polar bear- lifted her out of the vehicle and into a limo
>As she was strapped in, she realized who the bear was immediately
>"Koslov, why are you doing-" and was muffled by his large paw
>With a note of sorrow in his voice, he spoke, "Remember, bunny, no talking,"
>Choking sobs came to her
>She saw movement at the corner of her eye, near her minivan
>A limp body was placed in the drivers seat- a white-furred bunny doe- and her eyes widened
>Her jaw and paws were missing, and they were dragging her body through the drivers-side window
>They set fire to the vehicle and corpse
>Tears were streaming down her face as she looked away, and the limo sped off
>>3871866
It's alright.
>>3871823
>"I'm sure Jack asked you to join him... Why are you here, dumb bunny?"
>"Nope, he was after you the whole time, fucking homewrecking pred stealing sack of shit!"
>"Lets fug and never stop."
>Jack watches from the helicopter right outside Nick's window. "I'll get you knot, even if its the last thing I doooooo!"
>>3871868
Nick leaves behind the keys to beating Jack post-death, Judy kills him to avenge her foxy love.
>>3871862
gotcha senpai, thanks!
>>3871882
>Jack wanted the knot the whole time, Judy was just in the way,
All want the fox cock.
>>3871897
In my mind, it keeps flip-flopping between seeing this and hearing her saying "Sex" versus saying "Yes".
>>3871911
Well he IS a bunny.
>>3868072
>FA reset all passwords
>need to check e-mail for it
>my disposable e-mail address is long gone
>mfw
>Nick beats up Bellwhether with a tire iron
>Also Jack Savage
>And Mr Big
>As well as the swine mayor
>McHorn too, fuck McHorn
>Assembles a sonerkommando team, going door to door
>Breaking everyone's spines with tire iron
>This gets TV series
>It''s called Breaking Bad
>>3870061
thanks a lot translator kun
>>3871582
>Most criminals employed foxes. They were sly, and they were sneaky, and above all, they were everywhere and had few other choices.
>They were not, however, known for their loyalty.
>Which is why it was so easy for Nick to come to power. A city full of unhappy, mistreated foxes working for criminals they didn't like was the perfect place for someone like him to carve out his own bloody den.
>Most organizations didn't even realize how important their foxes were to their operation, and were crippled at best when they all flocked to Nick's employ. All it took was giving them a little respect they didn't get anywhere else.
>This, in turn, made it child's play to swoop in and wrest control of nearly any operation he saw fit to take.
>Big's operation was harder, as his base in Tundratown meant he employed very few foxes and was virtually untouched by the mass shifting in power.
>It took a delicate hand but eventually Big's empire became Nick's. Nick buried him next to his late wife, in the finest rug he could obtain, on the family plot.
>Fru Fru was happy with her husband, and uninterested in the family business. So long as that remained true, Nick left her to her own devices.
>Time rolled on and the city kept moving, but Nick controlled it all from the shadows. The whispers of the underworld would gift him with a slew of horrifying monikers meant to inspire fear.
>But to the foxes, who stepped into a golden age for their kind, Nick would always be remembered as a saint.
r.e. the Mead comic
If there's vital material that needs to be let out to the public about institutional corruption, why not just give it to some other cop, make it all that cop's thing, and then shuffle it over to someone in the media that has wide trust?
Even if Swinton says that she owns the media, by an large, there would still be some outlets that wouldn't fall in line. Even in Italy under Berlisconi there were leftist newspapers, leftist websites, leftist magazines, etc. Or Great Britain and Australia there's news other than everything Rupert Murdoch.
>>3871955
Do the foxes now have St. Nick's Day?
DO THEY?!
>>3869751
>>3869899
here it is
1/8
Anons, I'm having the most brutal and unforgiving debate a man will ever have...
Burger King or Mcdonalds?
>>3871955
Wouldn't the bunnies be able to eventually bring the foxes down at least a bit due to their beguiling charms and seductive bodies?
>>3871949
we just need a picture of old disgruntled nick with a tire iron.
even leddit can't stand the Savage Nick-Cuckening
Is there truly any other JudyXcharacter shipping more hated? Other than making Jack gay as hell, is there any way of writing him that he has zero interest in Hopps and vice versa?
>>3867831
>>3867831
>>3867831
Please help shilling Thematic Thursdays in the next OPs throghout the next week.
Discuss the idea, discuss your suggestions and come up with new ones, don't wait for Thursday to create stuff you like!
>>3870130
I'm vaguely tempted...
...But no. I couldn't write porn even if I tried. I did try, once, and I am beyond dissatisfied with it and more then happy to not associate myself with it again.
>>3871688
>Yeah I'm not too fond of the whole Jack Savage taking Judy business either. This was done since last night, so I decided to post it now to try and bring some of the comf back.
No blame, Anon -- we're going to cross our fingers and hope the Lothario Mr. Savage gets hit by a bus going to work. And then gets hit by a bus going the opposite direction. And then what's left of him gets ground down into pulp by a crashing Airbus A-380, which gets hit by a crashing Boeing 747, which falls under the exact Ground Zero of a SS-18 20mt nuclear warhead. and while Jack's immortal soul goes screaming towards the Seventh Circle of Hell, Dante and Virgil pole-axe that motherfucker and fling it straight into the Nietzschian abyss -- where dwells neither God nor non-existence -- but instead a Purgatorian nothingness that erases all traces of Jack's loathful presence on this Earth.
Until something nastier can be done to him, of course.
YOU FUCK WITH JUDY, YOU FUCK WITH ALL OF US, MR. SAVAGE!
(this post brought to you by Jose Hangover's Almost-Agave Tequila: We ain't afraid of no cops and after six shots of this shit, you won't be, either!)
>>3871976
Pretty sure that's what's about to happen. Swinton crossed the line when she mocked him for Judy.
>>3871823
>>3871833
>the universes collide and then the instability allows a world full of furries to invade through dozens of portals
>all the cities are put under siege to get at the dox ficks, the bunny cunny, the cheetah puffs, the doggy bones, etc
>Nick and Judy must travel with Finnick after their car is destroyed to Servatch and get the Engineer of Zootopia
>whisk him to the Hopps Farm to work on a way to stop the invasion
>a mega portal opens up to siege Bunnyburrow itself
>Nick and Judy must shut down the portal with the help of the swelling ranks of citizen militia (because you can be anything in Zootopia, even a firearm owner)
>they shut it down and go to Zootopia, because they must complete a rite using the rare energy called "Disnima-jik"
>the Engineer sacrifices himself to s-
>Zootopia2.exe has stopped responging
>movie becomes corrupted because of bugs
>Todd Howard's face fills the screen as "Tell Me Lies" plays softly
>>3872005
He's a celibate that has focused entirely on his work and the betterment of mammal kind, with no desire to settle down or partake in lewd activities?
>>3872005
Jack works for a city-state that's not Zootopia and his purposes are not exactly matched, so he's loyal to his position and works against both Nick and Judy. That works.
Think of those video games where you have U.S. and Russians that are friends one moment and enemies the next. Or private military contractors that have to do opposing things. That, only with Jack Savage.
>>3871997
McDonalds.
Burger King is brazilian,
>>3871998
Anon, who do you think pulls in all the prostitution money in Nick's empire? Rabbit whores.
>>3869034
You'll be posting this to your tumblr, right Mead?
>>3871997
Burger King. No contest.
>>3872005
Gideon
>>3871997
Burger King, 100%.
>>3871997
Depends on what you're getting
>>3872050
Nick is no longer confined to a single lover, as Judy has left him.
He spends his free time fucking rabbit sluts, who beg for the attention of their Lord and Master, Don Wilde.
>>3869029
If I may make a small suggestion, have the glint in her eye line up with the grid. I think it'll add some glitz to the pic.
>>3872079
Probably a burger.
>>3871942
Had the same problem anon. The e-mail service I used had long expired, and I forgot to update it. Took about a week for FA support to get back to me, but they did help update my e-mail and resolve the problem. If I recall right, I was asked to provide my birth date, to be checked with my account info.
>>3872097
>impending_rape tag
>>3872005
>is there any way of writing him that he has zero interest in Hopps
He's already happily married. Bam. Done.
>>3870778
it takes me a while to figure out what i want to do in terms of coloring which is fairly simple since there's the cyan and pink lighting so as long as i can position those, it's just a matter of figuring out the lighting arrangement
however stuff does just come to me, like having the pink lighting break out of the lines themselves and glow a little bit. the sparkles also just popped into my head when i remembered some 80's stuff have those sparkly things too.
it's gotten to the point where i think i could collaborate with another artist but i don't know how far out of the cyan/magenta color theme i could go without losing the synthwave je ne sais quoi
>>3872122
... Fucking. Brilliant.
>>3871976
>>3872025
It could be that Swinton's position is basically like that of Putin in Russia or what Trump is trying for in the U.S., with institutionalized "speech codes" and various censorship bureaucracies so if what you say is perceived as being too offensive and slanderous to public officials you just can't say it.
Maybe July gets poisoned or otherwise put in the hospital with a clear message that she's going to kick the bucket if Nick doesn't resign. It could be that because of partisan and ideological reasons a lot of the media already says that July deserves to off it for being a dirty leftist race-mixer.
Although that might be too far of a jump for the AU so far.
>>3871872
>The drive to the storage facilities was silent
>Koslov looked so very tired, and so very defeated
>As they pulled in to the warehouse facility, Koslov put a stern face on, and pulled a gun out from behind him, pointing it at Judy, just as the doors opened
>Another pair of polar bear paws grabbed her, and dragged her out, firmly latching themselves around her arms
>She looked to Koslov, and he put a finger to his mouth, which she took as 'silence'
>She was brought into a warehouse, with a sign labeled '17'
>Being carried through another door, deeper in the warehouse, and around a corner, she saw her children-
>In a larger, dug-out pit, easily fifteen deep deep, fifteen feet wide
>Bricks and a cement mixer were arrayed around the hole
>Absolute fear filled her heart
>And then there was the sound of walking behind her
>There stood Nicholas Piberius Wilde, wearing a fitting black-grey stripped suite, no visible emotion on his face, with a thick leash in his paw
>And when he tugged it, Jack Savage trugged through, a vacant expression on his face
>She watched Nick reach into his lape pocket, and pull out a blue vial, and a blue sphere- pastor and nighthowler
>Her eyes widened, and she made to call out
>But a bear paw smothered her mouth
>Nick looked her in the eyes, and immediately they showed anger
>His teeth bared, and he dropped the leash in his hand
>It snapped behind Jack's head, and pulled it back- Jack's mouth opening
>Nick poured the pastor down Jack's throat, and tossed the nighthowler capsule down his throat, following this by kicking him down the pit with her children
>Jack just laid there and groaned
>Nick continued staring at Judy, and he spoke, in a voice both tired and venomous,
>"Jack Savage- Kill!"
>The sounds that followed would haunt Judy's nightmares for the rest of her life
>>3872104
hmmm that could be interesting actually. i just barely remember there were 80's posters where there'll be a crosshair that center over the characters eye but i don't know where i could find examples
>>3872082
This is how they end up meeting again. Judy muscles her way past his front desk and busts into his office, where he's being serviced by no less than three rabbits, at least one of which she's related to.
>>3872050
Oh my
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>>3872154
common enemy. common irrational hatred of a non-canon fictional cartoon character
>>3872097
Thanks translate and typesetanon
Also it's a shame that these comics never actually show them getting together in the end
>>3871718
>>3871774
(Kay, I'll just use this name for now)
Tilda Swinton & July Hopps both lost family in the drug raid that killed decorated officers Rhonda Swinton and Detective Judy Hopps.
July decided to follow in her aunt's footsteps and become an officer to try to make the world a better place, but is hampered by Chief Wilde who'd rather her quit than have to bury another Hopps.
Tilda Swinton continued to work her way up the governmental ladder until she won the mayoral election in a landslide, all for her own selfish goals. Not only by working with a foreign illegal fur trading ring to line her pockets so she'd completely divorce herself from the lower-lower middle class life of her youth, but also with her attempts to wipe out the last of the old guard with the ZPD.
Her speeches subtly rile up anti-fox sentiments within the citizenry, but she'll never force Wilde to retire. She wants him to do so all on his own, like the pathetic mutt she knows he is.
Swinton started Lionheart's Mammal Inclusion Initiative, which helped July get into the Academy. They met briefly during the awards ceremony, and struck up a friendship of sorts.
Swinton uses their shared tragedy to create a bond, just so she can set up this wide-eyed rabbit doe to be killed. All so she can utterly destroy the fox that let her mother die.
>>3872005
Honestly meeting your personal heroes is not often a sexual or romantic thing
I think that's the rub here. Judy sees Savage as a straight-up hero, a childhood legend. Nick is her grounding to reality, and as much as she adores the idea of Savage, she would not sever her tie to reality to be with him.
That's why she doesn't know what's wrong with Nick. She has no interest in Savage as a romantic partner, so she doesn't comprehend Nick's personal issues as jealousy and thusly has no idea why Nick is acting funny.
>>3871659
>There's even a fox kit there
>It's nick's
>The kid is neglected
>>3872165
Wait is that the end? What did Nick do, just let Judy go?
Do we have fics done that explore what life is like for Nick and Judy months after they're married and settled in, and with them trying to work through things domestically? I'm wondering.
Image not related in terms of paring but in terms of emotion and faithfulness.
>>3872123
Well keep at it. Shit's great.
>>3872218
there has been one image with Nick sorting out laundry while Carrots is busy around the house. It was a very sweet piece of domestic trivia, but I'm afraid I don't have it saved.
>>3872184
>Swinton
>not "Swineton"
>>3871976
This is getting a little too real I suppose, but let me throw in my two cents.
I'm from a country where the current power-that-be has the entire media towing his party line. Well, not the entire media, but definitely the mainstream papers and channels. I can only count a single national channel that's actually taken an opposition stance, and suffice to say, that channel has been muscled out from most network providers, and survives mostly on private donations. Social media is obviously independent, and the main channel of opposition news and discontent, but when a large majority of the voter base doesn't even have proper access to those sources, and thus remains ignorant or wary of it...Well, elections end up swinging in the current Dear Leader's way.
The whole of media cannot be properly owned, but don't ever underestimate how much a sleazy and ambitious politician can get away with when he has the will and stomach for it.
gonna crash this thread
>>3872200
I think its more or less Nick's distant odd (jealous) behavior is pushing Judy straight into the arms of Jack.
In the end, it would end up being Nick's fault if Judy ended up falling for Savage.
>>3872244
Swinton's the name that was given to the original evil mayor of Protopia, and was thus recycled for the DMV Pig/Officer looking after Bellwether at the end of the movie.
I think they didn't want that pun to be too on the nose.
>>3872258
Was there ever a fic based on this?
this is one of the most heretical threads we've had recently, with Mead's comic being the only light in the darkness.
>>3872244
It's the official name.
Are robots canon to Zootopia?
What if someone straight-up wanted to wanted to create an army of drones and robots for his own ideological ends?
Lets say that it's not motivated by greed or anything. The guy just wants a just, civil, and responsible society under good old-fashioned family values and so that's why you obey or else you get a missile to the face. And there's thousands everywhere.
Think of an evil Elon Musk, basically.
>>3872295
What, Fournier and Bogo's life as beat cops? Cause that's just a crazy leopard dude who's getting involuntarily committed.
>>3872270
Anyone have a translation for this? Judy doesn't look very happy.
I hate most of you deranged cunts, even if you're wonderful people and wish you all the best and a lot of happiness and comfy.
>>3872184
This is pretty solid stuff.
>>3872350
Its Captain America and Foxy Rogers
>>3872258
>Bogo doesn't care and thinks of what he's doing as 'just another day on the job'
>Maurice is trying to understand at a fundamental level the causes of what's going on, being intellectually engaged to the point of not immediately grabbing the coffee
The details are fantastic.
>>3868937
Wait, are foxes loved now or am I failing to pick up sarcasm?
>>3872238
That's /Zoocomfy/ as fuck. We really need more of that.
>>3872249
Yeah, not sure what to say other than shit sucks.
I follow international news a lot and it's rather amazing how much even in otherwise really developed countries you can have shit such as journalists being roughed up, physically abused and all, and it's considered normal.
>>3872350
Its the line from Captain America: Winter Soldier
Judy: Nick...!
Nick: Who the hell is Nick?
IIRC
>>3872431
Who drew ewe?
>>3872540
I drew the ewe, colors are a bit off, I was tired.
>>3872431
1v1 me fgt
>>3872165
>While the screams of her children, and the gnashing of teeth filled her ears, she looked anywhere but the scene below her
>Nick had approached her, his eyes still filled with anger, but a frown was now on his face
>He held up another vial of pastor, and spoke tersely
>"Open your mouth, now," and she did so
>He poured the vial down her throat, and brought out another- pouring it as well
>Then another, and another
>Judy could no longer hear the sounds from below, and no longer see from the periphary of her vision
>A pressure lifted itself from her shoulders
>She could only see Nick, and could only hear his breathing
>There was no anger in his face or eyes, no anger in his voice as he spoke,
>"Judy, where are we?"
>It took her a few moments to understand the words, but she eventually spoke,
>"I-" and she shook her head, "I don't know-" looking around, she asked
>"Where are we?"
>Nick smiled, and it made her smile too
>He lead her out of the room, and back out of the warehouse, to the limo
>"We were just starting our fifteenth anniversary Judy, don't you remember?"
>She had a dopy smile on her face,
>"Oh- oh cheese and crackers Nick, I completely forgot", and she gasped.
>Nick only laughed, pulling her in close to him, "It's alright, honey, you gave me the best anniversary gift I could ever ask for"
>Her head nodded slowly, that dopy smile returning to her face, "Oh-"
>His hand reached out to hers, and grasped it,
>"You gave me- you- Judy, and that's the greatest gift in the world,"
>As they sat down in the limo, he handed her a champagne glass filled with pastor, "Here, dear, I got this just for our anniversary-"
>She took it, and stared at him for a moment, "Oh, Nick-"
>Interrupting her quickly, "Drink up, Judy- to fifteen more years!"
>She drank deep, and he kept filling her glass
>>3872577
That was actually what I drew the pic for. Was gonna write a fic with Hopps vs Bellweather in the only court of law that mattered, the b ball court. But it didn't get off the ground cause of lazyness.
And that's image cap, new thread where?
>>3872574
You do ewe? Woo!
Few ewe drew, new ewe drew grew?
>>3872678
I'm sorry, I'm lost. New ewe drew grew?
>>3872258
It's easily the most interesting thing he's ever been involved with.
>>3872598
Awww what a sweet happy end
>>3872712
More bellwether please.
>>3872744
Oh, ok. I'll see what I can do when I'm not busy.
>>3872598
>jack was left on the pit
dafuq is this, watch the plot holes anon.
>>3872825
a pit surrounded by a bricks and a cement mixer, and the polar bears
>>3872994
no line or action was given, implied actions suck.
>>3873096
Implied actions are more horrifying a lot of the time because it leaves too much to the sick imagination.
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