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This is a Gardevoir thread.
>>3862886
Pretty cool you can recognize that face from his comic.
>>3863058
"Oh, this? T-This is just super training!"
I am coming to this thread for one reason. To tell you your waifu is shit. A complete entry level basic bitch. You should all worship and pledge your semen to your one true goddess, Vulpix.
Don't bother replying, I am already gone and this thread is hidden. It disgusts me.
Dump cute Gardevoir.
Male Gardevoir is best Gardevoir.
Female Gardevoir is for fucking casuals.
>>3865024
All Gardevoirs are beautiful, anon.
Except for the ones that aren't.
Just gonna leave this right here.
http://exhentai.org/g/951370/96d1ca6e71/
>>3866935
Pretty nice, thanks anon!
less lewd gardevoir please
>gardethread
>74 posts
>14 posters
>expecting the thread filled with that sperglord
>it's mostly NSFW
What witchcraft is this?!
No!
Gardevoir is NOT for sexual! She is pure!
>>3870535
You jinxed it.
>>3870866
>She
They come in both genders.
>>3870866
Is love not pure, Anon?
>>3871182
Like N didn't experiment with pokemon during that time he was locked up with them
PURE!
>>3871914
Is that what she tells you?
>>3876785
Japanese law forces all pornographic content to have the genitals censored one way or the other. Pretty damn annoying when so many amazing lewds come from over there.
>>3876866
so that applies to everything posted by them on the internet?
>>3876915
Nah, only if it's one Japanese sites. While some upload their content in all its glory on non-Japanese sites, a lot of them just stick to Pixiv or the like. Pretty annoying.
>>3876946
but why is this law up anyways? its pretty pointless.
>>3862797
I dont get it
>>3876973
A general prudishness/conservatism exacerbated by American occupation following WW2.
>>3877311
so does that mean japan wont change their laws against pornographic content anytime soon?
>>3877528
Very unlikely. Even though most would agree it's a useless law that's never enforced and doesn't actually help, it would be political suicide to try and repeal it.
Requesting Wally's Gardevoir (male preferably)please
Yes. Thanks anons
>>3870866
>not for sexual
>on /trash/
>>3890326
Why are you giving these kinds of people attention?
>>3881883
More trap Gardevoir
>>3892005
this
>>3892005
Does this kinda count?
>>3894558
>boobs
>no dick nor balls
>"i'm totes male guys!"
>>3894633
He's just hiding his dick.
>>3894666
Ah yes, the good old hiding-your-dick-and-balls-deep-into-your-crotch trick.
![60a1ac36bf7bbff61960d9c5551820e2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Q4VCAC.jpg "60a1ac36bf7bbff61960d9c5551820e2[1]")
>>3894969
What's with the small image?
>>3895015
It was part of a mega upload I got a few weeks back.
>>3895097
let me guess. you got it from a thread called pokebox on /b/?
i wonder if she can get a tan in the new game
Gardevoir isn't supposed to have boobs.
No respect for flatchests around here. What a shame.
>>3899220
You're right she isn't supposed to, BUT SHE SHOULD.
>>3871624
I wonder what happened to that Gardervoir anon who posted her in the netorare / cuck thread, he used that picture too.
>>3901723
>cuck thread
>>3905941
>posting cancer in Gardevoir thread
>>3906941
>posting in a Gardevoir thread
>>3907503
>a Gardevoir thread
>>3907503
>posting
>
Gardevoir!
A few threads ago someone brought up the potential of consentual mind control between Gardevoir and her partner.
I generally don't like that stuff, but the idea of Gardevoir making a partner who trusts her experience things he couldn't experience otherwise is quite enticing.
>>3908009
I always figured that wanting to fug a pyschic type could lead to that kind of sex. Like, can you imagine that you and your pyschic type want to fuck, but aren't able to due to some circumstances, so you just have mind sex instead? Could lead to some fun/exciting situations.
>>3908009
I like the potential of noncon stuff more, but however you like it mind control/psychic ability is definitely pretty powerful.
Simple example: have her hypnotize you to think you're at a beach. Bam, instant free vacation.
Also there is very little MC art of Gardevoir of any quality, consensual or otherwise.
how do you feel about oppai kirlia
>>3912923
more oppai kirlia?
>>3915847
>>3912923
Absolutely delicious.
>>3916678
sugaru
>>3917419
i meant like a link to any of his sites.
![74e96749c297c0f2c0bf196cd199e4d6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PNYd3Rj.png "74e96749c297c0f2c0bf196cd199e4d6[1]")
>>3918270
he's got an FA, search for that.
>>3894558
"What a coincidence, I am too!"
>>3916271
thanks for the dump anon
>can't hug face to face because crystal thing will jab you
>she can't sleep on her back only on her side
gardevoir lives a pretty suffering life
>>3930409
I like to imagine it as a bit squishy so it doesn't put anyone's eye out by accident, and additionally, Gardevoir having the ability to have it phase through living matter at will.
Imagine you're giving your Gardevoir a full frontal hug, and your chest feels a bit funny. Your initial reaction would most likely be to assuming her (or his) chest thing stabbed you, but you break the hug and look to see there's no damage at all. Eventually, you'll get used to the sensation. Learn to love that sensation. Learn to NEED that sensation on a regular basis.
>>3940086
You forgot to tag the moon.
I like when girl's consider semen their master's love
>>3930621
why does this arouse me
>>3871043
Nintendo needs to fix that. Gardevoir should be female only like gellade is male only
>>3945744
No, fuck you.
Let me have my homo fantasies, damn it.
>>3945744
Gallades are already male only, anon. You can't have a female Gallade.
>>3946658
that's what you think!
>>3946742
No, really, you can't.
You would have to hack the game for such a thing to exist.
Also, that design for a female Gallade is fucking ugly. I've seen better.
>>3946769
>>3946793
Yeah, like that.
Do you like gardevoir with big titties or when it stays true to the game
>>3949401
I much prefer the canonical flatchest.
It's just more aesthetically pleasing.
>>3949401
I like the middle point. Cute chest bumps to the sides of her horn thingy, just big enough for a handful.
>>3949401
Flat chest or tiny titties is fine with me.
>>3949401
the bigger the better, but flat is fine too
>>3949401
big chested, a titjob from her can only feel so good
>inb4 >her
>all the good gardevoir artists are Japanese
>Japs don't do commissions
Damn, I really wish I could find someone to commission.
>>3961171
Good I don't want them to draw her with your OC crap
>>3951226
More yandere Gardevoir
>>3872169
WELL THEN
>>3968521
>American Dad
>Tumblrtale
>Fairly Odd Parents
>Total Drama Island
>>3967736
Where can I find this guys art? I came across another steveman on FA, but his style looks completely different. Image search didn't take me anywhere.
>>3969067
>Unironically calling Undertale "Tumblrtale"
>>3969308
>Filthy Frank
>>3971151
>he doesn't like Adult Swim
>>3971623
You can't discard anything here faggot.
Besides
>adult swim
>being good when it airs mcfarlane shit
Anyone have that old ass picture of Gardevoir looking at the viewer four legged on a bed with a bra?
That shit was so old, I found it before I was wacking it to anything.
>>3974309
I know what you're talking about senpai, you can find it on ytmnd. Its called something 'pokemon sex is NOT okay'.
bump?
>>3979359
Chest bumps.
>>3974309
>>3974904
A classic.
>>3982726
Boy, I had completely forgotten about that one. Made me feel weird things all those years ago.
>>3979458
source
>>3982726
holy fuck i didn't remember that picture
>>3982726
I feel old looking at this.
Bumping for lewds. Gimme
>>3982726
Thanks anon.
Now I can do what my you get self didn't.
Does trash have a real archive somewhere?
i remeber a few weeks back a real nice oppai krilia greentext story but i cant for the life of me find it now.
>>3997119
Yes, on desuarchive - https://desuarchive.org/trash/
>>4002604
i never got the black lines. i mean i know japan is a little strict when it comes to porn but how is the black lines in those spots suppose to change anything?
>>4002770
Japanese censorship are very strict, but also barely enforced. The useless censorship is there just in case the law comes a'knocking, just so they can go "look, I am censoring it, see?"
>>4002770
Its not. That's the point. Its censored, but minimally to the point of basically not being censored. Think of it like a work around.
>>4002946
but from what i've seen there have been a few cases in which people have gotten arrested for not enough censorship ( https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-07-25/core-magazine-head-editor-2-more-arrested-for-obscene-manga-photos )
so yeah... shouldn't this drawing also be banned from whatever website it came from?
>>4003162
Maybe. Just hope it doesn't. So long as the artist lays low he'll be alright.
>>3864063
Makes you wonder why someone would write something so stupid just to run away and hide.
>>3862457
Bumping with some chest beefers that are just plain silly.
>>4006124
And this too I guess.
>>4006124
Nice one.
I need moar yandere Gardevoir
>>3993338
What are you supposed to do with something that big?
>>4006124
Futa version.
>>4013356
>"Futa version"
>not "Male version with oversized chest tumors"
>>4013809
Was just going by the Pixiv tags, pal.
Come join this gardevoir discord, Its full of fun
https://discord.gg/VTRYBaE
>>4022740
don't tell me what to do, fukken nerd
>>4023195
spin you fuckin shit
>>4023195
gross
>>3862457
I'm pleasantly surprised that this thread has lasted this long. Now if only the ones on /vp/ could be as good as this one.
>>4030979
I wonder what changed this time
>>4023195
>>4026949
>Flat
>Bulge
Nah, it's fine. Not >>3865827 level of noice, but acceptable.
Now >>3894558? That shit's gross.
>Master, good news! I've accepted Jesus Christ into my heart as my eternal Lord and Savior!
how do you respond?
>>4034356
All I would be able to feel is confusion, because Arceus is a thing in the Pokemon world.
I sense bait.
>revives
>>4034500
What's people's relationship to Arceus, though?
Does it actually get worshipped or is it just considered an super powerful pokemon?
I tried
>>4042160
It might be a Skyrim-like relationship with the dragons being a long forgotten legend.
People could have known Arceus as the almighty deity he truly is, but like the church in real life, belief could have simply diminished with time.
>>4042160
It was so sexy, by their times standard, that they hailed it as god. Probably what's more likely was >>4046323 but well it's fun to imagine
>>4042160
It(?) could've been like the Roman god Janus, who people didn't really knew about or rather venerated some other "closer" deities, or maybe like the Gnostic entity Yaldabaoth, who created the universe and everything in it, but is ultimately a "seed" from a higher being.
To note, however, is that the Japanese are into Shintoism and Buddhism and know little about Christianity; having faith in "gods" is culturally skewed in relation to ours.
>>4042160
It gets worshiped in the anime, at least, and it was worshiped at one point in the games.
It DOES make an entire universe for you in HGSS, so it's not like it doesn't deserve the praise.
>>4030979
>"Uust relax, Master...just relax and enjoy this.".
>>3967736
>"Let me just get that wet for you, Master..."
i would post a comic right now but the comic is 30 pages long and if i do that nobody will be able to bump anymore so i will just wait until they make a part 2 to this thread.
>>3862457
bumping with some old stuff
>>4052884
Why?
Here are 5 cute facts about Gardevoir:
1) Gardevoir is a Pokemon!
2) She is very cute!
3) I love her!
4) Gardevoir!
>>4071120
You only listed four, you lazy cunt.
>>4072544
You're clearly blind.
>>4071120
>4) Gardevoir!
kek
>>4071120
>5) Gardevoir loves hot cocoa.
It's implied.
Wish that Pokemon merch was a thing in my country. I would have as much of my pokewaifu as possible.
what's she saying /trash/?
>>4080821
Do you do anal? Don't lie, I'll know.
Gardevoir is love
Gardevoir is life
Gardevoir is everything to me
Gardevoir a miracle of the universe
Gardevoir might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful pokemon inside and out
>>4082549
Of all the pokemon you could have been obsessed with, you picked cabbage human?
>>4082853
there's worse things to be obsessed with, honestly
>>4082853
There's nothing wrong with what he's obsessed with. All pokewaifus are beautiful.
>>4086176
You can't have a species as a waifu
>>4086297
Anon, anon, anon. You can't help what you fall in love with, and if someone falls in love with Gardevoir or any other pokemon, who are you to say that person is wrong?
>>4086338
Because gardevoirs are a species, and every individual is as unique as humans are
It'd be disingenuous to try to claim some sort of special emotional connection or bond with every single one of them
An individual gardevoir, sure, but not the species as a whole
>>4086406
Sorry anon, people have pokewaifus and you can't decide for them whether their love is real or not.
>>4086466
You can't claim to have a strong emotional bond with every single random gardevoir you might potentially come across
Especially since you wouldn't personally know any of them, and are only going off of extremely general traits that apply to all gardevoirs
That'd be like me trying to say that I'm madly in love with a certain cat breed, that just wouldn't work
>>4086628
>That'd be like me trying to say that I'm madly in love with a certain cat breed, that just wouldn't work
Sorry, but people do say that, anon
>>4086747
I know there are some people that probably do, but they're still disingenuous
What if I were to visit someone's house and notice that they have a cat of that breed?
Would I have to say that I feel strong romantic love for the cat I just met 15 minutes ago?
What if I've never even been to their house and they just happened to mention that they have a cat of that breed, would that mean that I romantically love a cat that I've never met, seen, know their gender, or otherwise even have any description at all beyond their species and breed?
Do you not see the problem here?
How can one claim such a strong bond with a creature over something so shallow?
And what about humans, for that matter?
Can I try to arrange a marriage with someone I've never seen or met or know their name or anything at all beyond that they're from a Polish family?
>>4086918
>they're still disingenuous
Oh anon. You're so silly being so dead set on telling other people what they "really" think.
>>4087013
Perhaps disingenuous is the wrong word
But I still think you get what I mean
You can't claim to love something solely on the basis of their species
>>4087457
>You can't
I'll do whatever I want to, muthafucka.
>>4087524
>oppai Kirlia
You are forgiven for whatever sins you may have committed
>>4042160
>four fingers
>visible ankles
too human 0/10
