Hunger Games thread~!
Brought to you by μ!
>>3845898
What lovely lips you have.
>>3845855
You gave it free will? What kind of idiot are you?
>>3845891
Looks like I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns for you. That's a battle for another day I guess. Tell about your law firm though, I'm actually really curious about it.
>>3845923
If you say so. Well, I'm Naoe Yamato it's nice to meet you...and your guns.
>>3845931
Will μ host for us?
>>3845931
Thank you for the thread.
>>3845951
Isn't that obvious?
>>3845873
>>3845960
Well gee Onii-chan... ain' that all th' charmin'. I'm flattered but uhm... they might be gettin' a wrong impression of us 'n think we're makin' out in all th' different positions some books describe if we keep that goin'.
>>3845955
Who said anything about free-will, I just made it act like me, I must of put in my desires in it too, but who cares, in the end I told it to suicide.
>>3845960
It's not a law firm!
>>3845967
I am not a host! Neither the others! And besides I haven't seen anyone from μ yet.
>>3845973
You're welcome!
>>3845985
Too bad the red-head has better hips.
>>3845995
Ohh, alright then~
Nothing starts the day, than a good ole stretch and a hearty laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3845960
Naoe Yamato? That's a good name, and I'll remember it for at least a week! I'm third year Otori Mio, the President of the Survival Game Club!
Also, could you stop talking to my guns? It's freaking me out.
>>3845931
I'm pretty sure you have this but I'll post it anyway
http://i.imgur.com/2UAKV50.jpg
>>3846003
Thank god... I thought you're mistaken me for someone. I am new around here. I just came like 2 days ago or so.
>really nice art style
>tags:netorare
>>3846024
I rarely mistake people, I was just checking if you could, don't worry.
>>3846021
Wait... Who's that?
86.41.143.68
>>3846000
Lips have nothing to do with anything. I excel in all other aspects. No, forget other, simply all aspects.
>>3846033
It's you! Silly goose
>>3846004
Yes, just like that! Channel your inner demons into a force to be reckoned with! Discover...your own dark power!
>>3845988
So you just built a robot that acts like you? Child's play. I meant one that could change into anyone at my command, copy their mannerisms, posture, voice, etcetera, and take their place earlier
>>3845995
Then what is it? You didn't correct me before so I'm just going off of past information.
>>3845986
What? O-oh! Yeah, sorry I guess that joke did go a little too far. Sorry Makina, I'll dial it back a bit.
>>3846013
I'm....glad you'll remember it for at least a week. I'll promise to stop talking to your guns once you stop referring to them as friends.
>>3846052
Never.
>>3846032
A-Ah.... I mean... I could try. But then again I am pretty sure it would not be that good since this wil be my first try.
>>3846045
But... I look nothing like that.
>>3846052
It's a school Idol group! I thought you could guess it!
>>3846031
>Fan fuckingtastic art style
>Does art of your favorite character
>NTR
Gets me every time...sometimes I read it in english so I don't have to actually read it.
I-I can't believe they portrayed my lovely Aoi-Tan like that...
>>3846068
lel
>>3846068
Is that an electric rail or something?
>>3846079
DINDU NUFFIN
>>3846046
The only thing I'll be channeling is a foot up your ass, nah just kidding. What's your name dude?
>>3846049
That seems only useful when everyone is either smarter or tougher, which in Miseryville isn't the case, so I see no reason to make one.
>>3846031
>really nice art style
>tags: rape
>>3846061
O...kay. I'll just stop talking to the guns then. H-how are you today Otori?
>>3846069
Well obviously it's an idol group. Remember the whole messing with you thing? Regardless, tell me more idolmaster.
WE WUZ.....
>>3846052
Don'tcha worry 'bout them jokes! It's all awwright. I was just makin' sure there ain' some dumdums who see it as real... and even if it were real it'd just be 'nother secret y'know?
>>3846112
That only makes it better.
Can't you post some porn instead of all this sick shit?
>>3846131
>>3846114
Absolutely wonderful! I just finished my warm-up and I'm ready to participate in a Survival Game!
>>3846091
No, it's weed
>>3846142
kek
>>3846114
I-I am no Idolmaster yet hehe.... But I will be. But the group consist of 9 members. Including me.
>>3846099
Ahaha...hahaha! Hilarious! Surely you jest, punished one? Do you mean to tell me you've never heard of...
>
Guiltia Sin Jurai, the Conqueror of Chaos!
>great tags
>shit art style
>>3846177
>>3846193
>>3846106
I deal with superpowered monks, an immortal witch with enough power to reshape the planet to fit her almost instantly, an immortal martial artist that can change into a reptilian beast stronger than the aforementioned monks, and a sentient bean that's more depraved and cunning than most lawyers. How else am I going to keep up if I don't push the envelope
>>3846167
HAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S QUITE TITLE YOU INSIGNIFICANT CARPET OF SPACE, YOU LACK CALCIUM!
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE BONE CRUSHING, TOOTH RATTLING HERO.... SKULLOMANIA!??????!!?!
>>3846124
Haha, control your urges Makina. I told you I'm not dating anyone for a while, it's just not safe I guess. I'm flattered that you'd be open to it though.
>>3846149
Warm up? Wow, you're pretty prepped for these things.
>>3846163
I see, well I'll have to look up some of your songs then. You may have found yourself another fan.
NGW
>>3846217
>>3846167
You two calm down in this instant! There's no need for fighting outside of Survival Games!
>>3846227
THICC
>>3846142
>>3846234
You ain't seen nothing yet
>>3846142
I remember this.
They actually got arrested for this shit. Can you imagine?
>>3846222
You don't even exercise to start up your body before a round? You know that's really dangerous? If you don't properly warm-up before engaging in a Survival Game, you can easily injure yourself!
>>3846222
Datin'? I never said I'd be open to datin'! And whatcha talkin' 'bout my urges? I'm totally fine 'n all that stuff, I ain' like Amane-san who masturbates to clothin' 'n smells y'know?
>>3846243
Wait for it
>>3846142
>
>>3846250
Lol, seriously?
>>3846222
>pushes you back to the ocean
>>3846262
Boosh
>>3846210
Who's paying you to do this and where can I sign up?
>>3846232
QUIT MEDDLING IN OUR BOASTING WOMAN, SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT A KITCHEN SOMEWHERE?
Aww... crap, I think I cracked my voice while yelling.
>>3846217
I assure you that my legend is far greater than yours, Skull of the Mania! Evildoers and heroes alike tremble at the mere mention of my name... Why, I've yet to meet anybody who might match my terrible, taboo power!
>>3846232
Fear not! This will only take but a minute...if I hold back, that is! I suggest that you prepare a bucket and mop...
>>3846284
Cracked me* voice
>>3846280
B)
>>3846274
I'm paying myself. Trying to take over the world. Well, my world, at least
>>3846222
Hehe. Of course! I got them ready!
>brings out her handphone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FAOED8-kcs
Enjoy!
>>3846302
>Image
>>3846306
Acute
>>3846306
TACTICAL SEALS?!
>>3846284
There's no time to be in the kitchen if there is a Survival Game out there that won't win itself! So just calm down and go to the nearest comicon where you probably belong!
>>3846289
One minute is already too much time wasted on nothing, that you could have spent preparing for the next round!
>>3846319
Obtuse
>>3846265
http://bmwmblog.com/jalal-brother-shot-while-making-another-fake-bomb-prank/
Wait no I got it mixed up.
>>3846142
sauce this that channel looks hilarious
>>3846332
Heeey, that's pretty good.
>>3846265
>pokes boob
>>3846252
Well, I never do and I do well enough for myself. I mean I won a game pretty recently.
>>3846254
Wait wait wait wait....hold on. Amane-san does that? Oh god we have to get her for this.
>>3846266
Anon, this already hap-
>>3846302
>>3846318
Hey, this is pretty good. I'll have to attend a concert sometime. Congrats Honoka, you now have a master tactician as a fan. Look at how far you've come.
>>3846329
Preparing?! Hah, but I am ALWAYS prepared! A legendary being like myself can see all, don't you know? The very idea of myself being caught off-guard is laughable!
>>3846343
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcf0WYfeIkecTLQ_GzkBu1w
>>3846289
As if small fry, I'm a force to be reckon with. Evildoers know this.... so does my wife too.
>>3846329
No. You're yearning for attention aren't you, you pellet shooting miscreant.
>>3846290
Thanks familam, who are you?
>>3846373
>click on discussions
>all that salt
fuck these guys are geniuses fuck australia
24!
First entry to reply with D.Va or Aizawa somewhere in it decides my banner!
>>3846395
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3846395
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3846395
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3846395
Lavi Bookman
>>3846395
Ice Poseidon
>>3846395
Jack Spicer
>>3846395
Bolin
>>3846395
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3846395
Adrian Rollini
>>3846395
David Bowie
D.Va or Aizawa somewhere in it
>>3846395
Makina Irisu
>>3846395
Lenny
>>3846395
Dead
>>3846395
Skullomania
Izumo Kamiki
>>3846395
Naoe Yamato
>>3846395
Bolin
>>3846395
D.Va
>>3846395
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>3846395
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3846395
Mikoto
>>3846395
Prince Gumball
>>3846395
Otori Mio
>>3846385
Back down while you still can! I wouldn't want to destroy your very soul with this awesome power of mine...
>>3846395
GUILTIA SIN JURAI
>>3846395
Kousaka Honoka
>>3846366
Hehe! Of course! We are the best idol group ever after all!
>>3846395
STAR AUTIST
>>3846395
King Dedede
D.Va is a good character but her voicelines are pure cringe
>>3846395
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3846395
SUPER TANK
>>3846395
Maria and Harusame
>>3846395
This doggos butt
>>3846436
OH DEAR GOD
>>3846395
Queen
>>3846395
Totally not Late AKIBA RED!
>>3846462
No offence. But why do you keep posting images of your clinically dead ship?
>>3846395
Ruby Rose
>>3846366
That means nothing! If you're not prepared for anything and you're not ready to run when it begins, you'll get yourself hurt!
>She places a helmet on the top of your head
Take this, there's a chance the situation could turn out dangerous if you go out there all by yourself.
>>3846370
What about warm-up? You can easily injure yourself if you don't do some exercises right before a round of Survival Game!
>>3846385
I'm trying to help you out, but by the looks of it you refuse my assistance. You made this foolish decision, and you'll see that I was right when you fail to win this round!
>>3846451
>404
Haha fuck you.
>>3846366
Well ya see, there's tons of skanks 'round so I'm sure if she ain' 'round we could easily find some replacement for her! Even though... I don't know for what purpose you'd need one!
>>3846395
Bikko
Fuck off memefag. Kamina was shit, and Yoko was shit for falling for him.
TTGL would've been leagues better if she told Kamina to fuck off and banged Simon instead.
>>3845931
How is that pronounced?
>>3846340
Well, thank nonetheless.
>>3846354
I'm not in the mood at the moment anon...
>>3846395
Late Fyxe
>>3846474
What? It still works for me cunt.
>>3846447
You're a boy, you can't beat me. I'm a grown up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Two can play at that game..... son.
>Skullo energy sparks.
>>3846473
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..... BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
My favorite one
>>3846483
>banged Simon instead.
Glorios /ss/
>>3846497
Since I'm technically already in, swap me for Fyxe
>>3846489
>>3846301
Oh and here I bought I could've gotten a new job, oh well.
>she takes out a rectangle made out of metal with a button on it and pushes the button to teleport away
>>3846483
Reminder that Yoko and Kamina never fugged so Yoko is still a pure virgin
>>3846492
Because your browser has it cached you cunt.
>>3846496
I see! So the lack of training and exercising not only causes your muscles to weaken, but your brain too!
>>3846448
Ever? Woah, hold on now. Do you have the stats to back that up?
>>3846473
>He tucks the helmet under his arm
I appreciate it, but I'm more of a thinker rather than a fighter. I'm a tactician after all.
>>3846475
W-woah! Hold on, I think you may have the wrong idea here. I wanted to make fun of her for that.....not exploit her for my own purposes.
>>3846497
Good luck everyone.
>>3846497
Roster is as interesting as this game is going to be.
>>3846497
>39 uid
>24 game
>>3846489
Huh? Whats the matter? Is it something you want to talk about or is it too personal?
>>3846510
Wow thanks Lenny, that's super kind of you!
Cheers.
>>3846519
What are you ms painting
>>3846537
10 bucks says the screenshot he just posted
>>3846537
The image I just posted.
>>3846497
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3846524
>She takes away the helmet and places it on the top of your head again
No, silly. It goes on your head. It's supposed to protect your skull and not your armpit.
>>3846519
Well stop fucking bullying me you cunt.
>>3846534
No problem, I'm probably going to be lurking anyway.
>>3846524
>PUSHES BACK INTO THE OCEAN WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS
S-sorry I am late, Dumdum-Kun
>your phone rings
>pick up : Y/N ?
>>3846555
I'm already old enough to drive, so let me do the driving while you're doing the shooting!
>>3846516
..Huh. Weird
>>3846555
Later losers!
>>3846473
Do not fear for my safety. On my pilgrimage of darkness, I unearthed secrets beyond your comprehension... Indeed, I am no longer a mere mortal...
>>3846496
Aha! You've fallen right into my trap! Very well, then! Do not say that I didn't warn you...
>Rolls up sleeve
I am the Conqueror of Chaos. Purgatorial hellfire dancing in the abyss, distorting black flame in turbid crimson darkness, the light that leads to the madness, screams, and-
>>3846497
A-Ah...! It's time to begin... We shall conclude this glorious battle at a later date, miscreant!
...
Was I...late? No, it can't be...
So how are you all doing this morning-afternoon? Ready to get your butt kicked by a historian?
>>3846550
You fucking started it you cunt, pls no bully tenshi
>>3846529
Hum? Oh no really, I'm fine. In fact I wanted to post pic related but then I saw Kamina's post.
Thanks for caring though, I appreciate you view me more than a pair of lewd boobs.
>>3846497
Thank you for the tournament
>>3846549
>He sighs
Alright...I'll keep it on if it makes you happy Otori. Also, I know how a helmet works.
>>3846555
EAT A DICK FAGGOT!
>>3846567
YOU'RE LITERALLY THE THIRD PERSON TO DO TH-
>>3846524
Well you should've just said so from th' start! I was thinkin' you were up to some plans 'n stuff 'n that's why I was already wonderin' why y'know?
>>3846555
Oh geez... you ain' lookin' all that happy seein' me in this cra-
>Gets stabbed outa revenge for drownin' th' fox.
>>3846571
>blocks number
>>3846571
hello?
>>3846571
>Sends it to voicemail
>>3846571
>throws phone at brick
>>3846554
It's good to see you around, btw. I wondered when you went. Two weeks outside the internet and you're considered dead, y'know?
>>3846555
I finally got my revenge!
>>3846583
Fuck you and your shitty fucking waifu u lil shit and check out what this based negro send
>>3846587
>>3846571
>blocks caller
I have to keep the line open in case Yukki calls.
>>3846524
Well..... I have never heard any Idol groups in my school except for ours. And perhaps we will soon be the best in Japan, then maybe the world!
>>3846571
>picks it up
Yes Hello, who am I speaking with?
>>3846596
Whatever kid, don't play with a fire if you aren't ready to get burnt.
>>3846571
+1 (You)
>>3846571
>>3846571
Hell yeah, I would like to talk to myself.
>>3846617
I mean, I don't think I'm insane
>>3846587
th-that is not okay
>>3846612
die
>>3846601
>>3846602
>>3846604
>>3846610
>>3846616
>>3846618
>>3846626
>>3846632
>>3846633
>forces the call open
Hello? Anon? I've been trying to reach you for days now. I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. You've preordered The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered, right?
>>3846617
Well, that's what I get for letting someone else drive.
>>3846642
die
>>3846581
What do you mean by that? Are you an overgrown kindergartner who got lost? Is this part of some commercial or a flash mob?
>>3846596
You clearly don't know how helmets work and that's why I had to show it to you. I can't even believe that somebody like you was able to win a Survival Game.
>>3846617
I want to cuddle a "me body pillow" too!
>>3846611
Has it really been that long? Gosh, I need to come here more often then.
Work's been a pain specifically for these last two weeks, but I have fewer shifts this week so I can make it here more often.
>>3846644
I told you never to call me again, I'm calling the cops
>>3846587
>>3846668
Madoka?
86.41.143.68
>>3846617
>>3846644
But of course! All the cool kids are buying it! So i bought it 3 times already!
>>3846598
Ok, where'd you get the idea in your head that I'm some kind of pervert?
>>3846618
I see, are you the leader of said group?
>>3846623
>>3846617
>He gives a thumbs up
>>3846659
I've won five of them actually.
>>3846644
I don't even have electricity at my house, so why would I buy your 60 dollar coaster?
>>3846674
>>3846677
Sure you did.
>She pats you on the back
Sure you did.
>>3846653
never talk to me or my tenshi ever again
>>3846571
Have the dark forces that guide all finally taken notice of me?
>>3846582
Kuhuhuhu...first you would need to stand a chance...
>>3846659
D-Do not question my maturity! I've stared into the void of Lucificer's very soul! Can you say the same?
>>3846644
I'm sorry sir you seem to be mistaken you have reached the Autism Speaks Foundation and we didn't order any games
>>3846520
Props to the hair, but slingshots were made for boys hun. I'd suggest you start playing with dolls, or something before you scrap your knee.
>>3846617
Cool. I'll just resurrect myself.
>>3846555
Trips n tips: Run away.
>>3846581
Okay kid, okay I get it. You're an orator of darkness.... I'M THE TRUTH, I'LL OSTEOBLAST YOUR ASS FROM EXISTENCE. THICKER THAN AND HARDER THAN CARTILAGE, CHAMPION OF ARTHRITIS.... THE INFALLIBLE AFICIONADO OF JUSTICE, THE GREAT SKULLOMANIA!!!
>>3846674
Now, I need to find an active volcano to drop this guy in
>>3846659
Who is this semen demon.
>>3846693
That's what the hammer is for.
>>3846690
Smug
>>3846660
Well, it's not like it's really important, HG musn't become a chore. Besides we knew you weren't dead.
Good to know work's gonna be softer with you though.
>>3846693
There was a time when I was attacked by three dogs at once. That's almost the same as fighting that three headed dog in hell, right?
>>3846708
I'm third name Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3846727
third year*
>>3846674
>>3846688
H-hey! You don't believe me at all! Stop bullying me! Take me seriously god dammit!
>>3846738
>picking flowers fills me with determination
>>3846644
The Eldar what?
>>3846677
Of course I am μ's leader! I am the one who started this Idea!
>>3846727
Why do you look a lot like pic related?
>>3846690
don't talk to me or my autistic cat ever again
>>3846738
This isn't over.
ignore this post
>>3846768
You just listed yourself twice.
>>3846738
I already know how to cook rabbit. Just wanted to see if you did it any different.
>>3846677
Well uhm... that's th' story with 'Chiru that kinda reminded me of that.. but that's somethin' we shouldn't be talkin' 'bout. Also I know ya ain' a pervert so I'm just messin' around with you.
>>3846782
Yuno pls
>>3846738
A test of courage and patience? I'm in! I'll show you that I'm not only beautiful, but as precise as one can be!
>>3846750
I can't take you seriously. You don't even know how helmets work.
>>3846766
The better question is why does pic related look a lot like me?
>>3846698
YES! YES, PERFECT! Such an amazingly crafted battle cry... I must learn your ways! Please, teach me your technique!
>>3846713
Your hammer will not get you far before I delete it, and you from the very fabric of the universe! Yes...do you feel it now? The instinctual fear brought upon by your inevitable doom?!
>>3846727
E-Eh...? No, no! Cerberus is as strong as five...no, six regular dogs! I wouldn't expect you to understand...
>>3846782
You think you're real funny mate, but this ain't over yet.
>>3846789
Roger! Follow my lead and we'l hunt down each and every one of them!