And the Bloodbath commences.
>>3844451
Gluttony will enjoy consuming you.
>>3844451
I plan to melt it with my warmness.
I AM THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3844451
Here we go again.
>>3844469
Why do I always forget my pictures...
>>3844451
>>3844451
>autist kills the demon
like pottery
>>3844478
I wanna be more than friends
>>3844473
POTTERY POTTERY
In case you missed it, we're down a crimson person, a ginger, and a black guy. Fyxe also had another early exit, with Tallahassee and Iida not far behind. Otori was just a klutz.
The killing continues, courtesy of a single fucking ant. Arm cut was bullied? Makes sense. Bolin being retarded? Makes sense.
>>3844492
CRIMSON AUTIST IS BEST GIRL
>>3844469
>>3844451
Who need guns hen you have bows and arrows. And this is why I pick Hanzo!
>>3844451
Looks like a great start for me! And no potholes also.
>>3844439
A king huh? And the only birds I'm familiar with back home usually try to kill everyone...I'm Ruby by the way.
>>3844492
>green
is that the weed demon
>>3844469
>at least your mother loves you
I'm not too sure.
Also, if I educated her better about the internet she'd probably figure out what I was doing online and be pissed. Having her remain ignorant is much more useful.
>>3844499
You sound like you have rocks in your mouth. Is there something wrong?
A third of you have bitten the dust. Will the remaining tributes make short work of this?
>>3844499
Mmm, pride. A rare delight
who else is gonna be playing riders of icarus when the open beta hits?
>>3844509
Why wouldn't she loves you? If she freaks out about this, it means she care about your well being.
But you're right, don't tell her, it's better this way.
>>3844490
Uhh... Whaddya mean by that, anon?
>>3844504
Yeah, some of us birds can be rather vicious. Just like me. I ain't got the status of a king fer nothin'.
Nice ta meetcha too, Rubes.
>>3844525
Short work of what?
>>3844499
>Bolin being retarded? Makes sense
F-fuck you Raven, that's impostor-kun anyway
>>3844499
The plan failed! Who give out our position!
I don't expected that! H-How could an ant do that!
Imagine a world without japanese culture
There appears to be peace, so we'll skim it.
>>3844531
I guess she loves me, though I don't understand why. Keeping her in the dark is definitely the best option, but I feel shitty for doing so.
>>3844543
You wouldn't be here to post that, then.
>>3844533
It's a song
>>3844508
I can't tell who is the real crimson autist anymore
Anybody have aspirin for Rin? She's got a splitting headache. We're down another crimson person, thanks to somebody else in a red outfit.
>>3844556
>Mind linking it to me? It's been an awfully long time since I've heard it, so much that I forgot it even existed.
>But I knew the line was from SOMEWHERE.
>>3844552
>though I don't understand why
Because you're the flesh of her flesh.
Mothers usually love their children, even if they're complete fuck ups, or retarded, etc.
Why do you think the sentence "a face only a mother could love" is a thing?
No need to feel shitty, you're not doing anything illegal or bad...
>>3844533
So what are you king of?
>>3844546
Hang on i can fix this...I can't fix this.
>>3844546
I have my connections, and they tell me some interesting things. Just give up now, before someone leaves this plane of existence.
>>3844569
ONLY ONE CRIMSON AUTIST IS LEFT
>>3844569
Good bye.
>>3844571
https://youtu.be/X5G9tIe84lE
I have a strange affinity for this random pop band
>>3844572
True, though I guess that comes down to motherly intuition
>you're not doing anything illegal
Weeeeeeeeellll...
Pay your respects to Rin Asougi and THE CRIMSON AUTIST. They died as they lived: not very well.
Is there a ship between the gray horse and the Shipmaster? Stay tuned. I find warmth with a stranger, and Chun-li is screwing over the Illuminati right and left.
>>3844508
>>3844555
Yes
It would be a dream coming true
>>3844573
Uhhh... A kingdom called Dreamland. In a faraway planet called Popstar.
>>3844593
I don't care who these people are, and neither should you if you want to live long in this place.
>>3844595
ITS THE REAL ONE
WE LOVE YOU CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3844593
So what kind of ship do you master?
>>3844588
>Yep, that's it. Thanks anon.
Shipmaster sends a message, and it's a big one. I bent my own gender, which is to be expected after doing this so many times.
Come on, I know you can do better than this. You're a...special lot, to be sure, but nobody's this slow.
>>3844592
What illegal things are you doing? Coming to a porn board even thought you're not 18?
Kek.
Up until recently you normally had to pay royalties if you wanted to sing "happy birthday"
(not even joking http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/02/happy-birthday-is-public-domain-former-owner-warnerchapell-to-pay-14m/ )
>>3844605
Oh...........
Yeah imageboards are a dreadful traps.
It's their revenge for the WW2 nukes, I tell ya!
>>3844595
>>3844623
ERP with a minor is rather illegal, though I don't expect the fuzz to raid me for it.
>>3844623
>It's their revenge for the WW2 nukes, I tell ya!
I say this all the fucking time and no one believe me!
>>3844621
Maybe to you, but my comebacks are intricate and well crafted. More than anything you can come up with in your primitive mind.
Pay your respects to A single fucking ant. He died alone.
Jean Pierre ensures that we'll have at least two corpses to show this time around. As far as that argument...no comment.
>>3844652
>pukes
>>3844652
Now... let's see if you make the right choice, for your own sake...
I'm alive!
>>3844623
Fucking japs i swear
>>3844645
Great minds think alike anon.
The herd doesn't want to see the truth sadly...
>>3844643
Well, fuck the police man!
>>3844652
That's worse than Star's cooking... don't tell her I said that
Hmm, I see an event where I left out an important bit of information...doesn't affect life or death, though. Shipmaster bags himself another kill, and there's a throwdown in the War Room!
>>3844624
C-cute
>>3844678
Exactly
>>3844668
I'm awake?
>>3844682
It will definitely be me, I'll survive!
>>3844668
Of course you are. If not you would not be standing here.
>>3844652
>>3844606
Sounds like a cartoon.
>>3844682
Thank you little horse.
>>3844668
>casts a tsunami spell
The unlucky seven. If you fought in the War Room, you'd better hope you don't see your face here.
>>3844624
Now she is truly best girl
>>3844687
I mean, I could say that but it wouldn't be as dramatic.
>>3844699
I could've been dead for all you know. Maybe this is me defeating death in it's entirety.
>>3844711
GOD DAMN MAGE-
Nothing much of note except the memes switching faces. I still can't decide who's uglier...
>>3844713
>Stares at the slide as it loads on her phone
Tch...
>Continues on with her day
>>3844707
But it ain't a cartoon! It's a wonderful and normally peaceful place filled with Waddle Dees an' other various critters!
>>3844728
But if you're dead, you would not be here to talk about all this.
Speaking of memes, the crimson one gets sneaky and earns a kill as a result. In the meantime, around Jews, I lose.
>>3844728
Mememato.
>not wanting to have passionate sex with the crimson autist
Wiz > Megumeme
Pay your respects to Ecaflip. She died alone.
Oh, Jean Pierre, how could you be so stupid? Ruby Rose scores a handy double kill, or is it a triple? The Swordfighter's run comes to an end, literally.
>>3844753
I mean, I'm not dead now obviously. I'm saying I could have overcome death and came back to life to talk to you right now. Now don't you feel special?
>>3844766
Get outta here whoever you are.
>>3844770
Sorry anon, I'm not really willing to go to jail.
>>3844771
don't you ever fucking say that about my beloved crimson autist ever again
>>3844780
Fuck you mememan, I ain't going just yet.
>>3844777
The nicest ass belongs to the green fuccboi.
I mean, look at those buttcheeks
>>3844780
Yamato, are you a yam, tomato hybrid
It's time for a Feast. Want some tea, Beast Boy? You'll love it, I'm sure.
>>3844777
I guess dying by my own poison's better than killing someone in a cowardly way
>>3844791
RIGGED
Six of us left, and we decide to do nothing. Damn.
>>3844783
>does it
>>3844742
Are those some new kind of grimm?
>>3844791
Eh, I'm not hungry.
Seven more to bury.
>>3844804
Hey, you didn't have to drink it.
>>3844780
That would be impossible, you're not jesus.
>>3844611
>>3844624
W-Where are you getting these?
>>3844771
Shut up before I blow your shop up again, Lich.
>>3844791
Rigged
>>3844827
You would have found a way to make me drink it even if I did refuse
>>3844835
>>3844835
>>3844841
>>3844785
Jesus christ, what's so interesting about making fun of m-
>>3844790
That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
>>3844831
Jeez, would it kill you to play along at least a little bit? Anyway, I'm Naoe Yamato, who are you Ms. Skeptic?
You know, maybe being a guy isn't so bad. I'll make the best of it. Derpy, how the hell did you do that?
>>3844844
You didn't have to drink it, either.
>>3844845
Nah, I'd have just hit you really hard.
>>3844820
I... What? I ain't knowin' what you're talkin' about with "Grimms" and stuff.
>>3844835
That is an impressive hernia or something
We won't find out anytime soon how Derpy did what she did, thanks to Bolin. And look at that, I really did make the most of my situation.
>>3844850
Can you at least remove the watermark?
>>3844841
YAY CRIMSON AUTIST IS HERE
>>3844855
Why not? Yam + tomato = Yamato
>>3844855
Heh, Who am I? My name is Kousaka Honoka! I am a part of the student council.
>>3844876
>>3844858
Don't worry. I got the perfect tool for the job.
>>3844859
Monsters of darkness basically.
>>3844876
What if he's adding it?
Pay your respects to Greatest adventure and Derpy. Or not, if you don't want to.
Somebody forgets to drink, and we're down to three.
>>3844888
About that...
>>3844881
I'm.....not a vegetable though anon.
>>3844884
Student Council huh? Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think you're going to be participating in much of that anymore.
>>3844896
Well 4th isn't so bad atleast.
There was peace on the eighth day. Of note: I insulted Bolin.
Pay your respects to Ruby Rose. She died alone.
Endo, I have a feeling that this is the last time we'll be together under peaceful circumstances...
>>3844888
I ain't a monsta! I'm tha one killin' monstas!
>>3844904
I meant like, is your name a real thing
Megumin vs Shaggy when?
>>3844916
Zoinks
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Bolin is a grade-A retard. He deserves everything he gets.
Ayaya
>>3844927
Top
fucking
kek
>>3844927
You've just been BAMBOLINED
>>3844927
>>3844927
Thanks for the Saturday morning game, Rae
>>3844904
Yep I realized that like yesterday. But do not worry I am pretty sure the other members of μ are here too!
Pay your respects to me. As for the other one, I don't know where his body went. I think it got eaten by raccoons.
Nicely done, Endo. You should send gravity a gift basket.
>>3844955
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
Placements
>five kills
>22nd place
Pathetic.
>>3844913
It is, anon. Believe it or not different cultures have different names. While one joke works and makes sense in one language it doesn't in another. That's why the name Yamato isn't a combination of a Yam and a Tomato. Get it?
>>3844927
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3844948
You're taking this pretty well, that's a good sign actually. But....μ? Am I saying that right?
>>3844955
Thanks for the game.
Now, whens the next one?
>>3844855
You're easy to make fun of Mememato.
I place this card face down, and end my turn
>>3844912
Well that's good then.
>>3844955
Good job and thank you for hosting.
>>3844967
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3844967
Thanks for hosting
>>3844975
>ignites it.
>>3844968
Well yeah, but like, is a Yamato a real thing?
>>3844955
Congratulation Endo!
Thanks for hosting
>>3844967
What is truly pathetic is that 5 persons got killed by a single fucking ant.
Losers.
>>3844850
>>3844955
>>3844927
I'm deeply sorry that I wasn't present through the game, but I still have to thank you for hosting this round of Survival Game.
>>3844955
(Thank you very much!)
And the stats. Endo, your portrait shall arrive sometime soon, as usual.
As for the rest of you...thanks for playing and dying. It's a pleasure breaking the monotony of the morning, if only for a little while.
If there's another host waiting (not bloody likely), you may proceed at this time.
>>3844967
Thanks fer hostin' Raven.
>>3844979
Why's that so good? They ain't too awfully scary anyways, most of tha time.
>>3844985
What would you do during the Purge?
>>3845021
FIND BOLIN
>>3844968
Yeah! μ! Would you take a guess as of what that is?
>>3844967
Thanks for hosting! I thought I could win but there are way more heavy opponents that I can't face!
>>3845021
I'd be in another country, nigga
>>3845021
Steal the muffins.
>>3845021
Set up deadly, sadistic boobytraps. Like a mixture of SAW and Home Alone
Worship best boy
>>3844973
I really think I'm the only one who anons CAN make fun of. I'm the only one who doesn't have a short temper that goes off when someone takes a shot at me.
>>3844987
....yes.....yes Yamato is a real thing.
>>3845026
Well judging by your stylish hair and upbeat personality.....it's a law firm right?
>>3845045
Kill yourself Bolin
>>3844993
Okay, now I'm done.
>>3845021
White collar crime baby
>>3845050
True. I should probably harrass you again.
>>3845050
Not you, the plant.
newfaggot here - who exactly is bolin? i see him enter games but does he actually make spam posts like this (>>3845045)?
>>3845084
>>3845084
Bolin is a 12 year old who masturbates to Danganronpa, spams threads, and has an obsession with Souda.
>>3845025
I have a bow you fucker, break into my house and try something.
>>3845021
Probably just burglary. I'd imagine a lot of people would fuck off for the day to not get killed, so they're easy pickings, just break in with a pick gun and steal whatever
>>3845084
I'm not entering the games or spamming, that's a fun guy I call impostor-kun.
I'm just a faggot, no need to know my name or reputation.
>>3845097
He also ERP's in which he violates the consense conduct.
>>3845088
(Did someone drop their baby in the blender?)
>Takes a Ouija board
>switch the light off
"O Mikhaïl Tal, if you hear me. Show yourself!"
>>3844468
>>3845113
>what is falseflagging
>>3845117
10/10
>>3845119
He's sleeping.
>>3845119
>being this desperate for someone to talk to
>>3845119
>>3845078
Or you could show your face and try to be nice to me, that's always an option.
>>3845083
No, I don't think a hybrid of a Yam and a Tomato is real. I'm sorry anon.
>>3845133
The deads aren't sleeping silly anon. Whe we die, we wake up in fact.
>Try hard to summon Tal
>Fucking Michael Jackson appears instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHET4EATQzc
>>3845147
It's OK.
>>3845133
>Wiggins sleeping
He ain't sleeping, that nigga never sleeps.
>>3845147
I would but I can't. I'm dead.
>>3845134
I don't want to talk, I want to resume our chess game we started yesterday.
But he's not here, 2bad.
Imposter Bolin > Bolin
Who agrees?
>>3845165
I do. He's just as obnoxious with half the autism.
>>3845165
I agree and I'm Bolin. Impostor-kun is a right laff and a great guy.
>>3845050
Law!? Do you really think that I am a lawyer!?
>>3845165
Literal shit > Bolin
Endo, the deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>3845165
>tfw imposter-kun is actually Bolin's dark side brought back from the shadow realm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKJfLQ41qg
>>3845162
Dead? What?
>>3845181
H-hey! There's no need to look so down! It was a joke! You're really not so good with those are you?
>>3845194
(Thank you!)
>>3845237
Complicated story. I'm dead.
>>3845128
(I feel terribly sorry for the mother of that troll)
>>3845237
Yo Abel, I found something from an old /b/ drawthread
>>3845208
Where the hell did the shadow realm come from? Why are you talking about a very distant topic? Why do I care about what a furry do.
>>3845253
We all do. We all feel really sorry.
First 24, will bump if needed.
>>3845260
The shadow realm in an alternate dimension created by Zork, the evil intelligence living inside the millenium items.
I'm talking about this, because I'm meta
You care because you like me
>>3845275
Otori Mio
>>3845275
Prince Gumball
>>3845275
Queen
>>3845275
Makina Irisu
>>3845275
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3845275
Naoe Yamato
>>3845275
Fyxe
(this is bait, why would you want to bump a 24 game during dead hours)
>>3845275
Lavi Bookman
Good Morning folks.
>>3845275
Maria and Harusame
>>3845275
Pat Riley
>>3845276
I know that, I'm saying how the fuck does it relate to Bolin.
So you're retarded when you're meta?
No
>>3845275
4 panel cringe comic
>>3845253
Thank goodness she died giving birth. If she had seen him, she would have died of shame.
>>3845275
Classy Raven
>>3845249
Maybe you can tell me about it later.
>>3845257
>I'm Naoe now baby
Uh, I think you have the wrong guy but I'm curious to what the picture is.
>>3845303
So cute!
>>3845275
Bikko
>>3845275
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3845275
Furseiseki
>>3845275
Lynette Bishop
>>3845275
Derpy
>>3845275
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3845275
Narberal Gamma
>>3845264
(It reminded me of something, give me a moment.)
Post friends
>>3845275
Eggman-kun
>>3845275
Kibbles
>>3845275
Greatest adventure
>>3845275
Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos!
>>3845275
King Dedede
>>3845309
I know, just found this though on a flashdrive I lost for a few months
>>3845290
Why does it suddenly have a body
>>3845275
Bob Barker
>>3845264
>>3845323
(It reminded me of the ogre from overlord)
>>3845308
(That poor woman...)
>>3845309
Sounds good Mememato.
>>3845237
I am not that down actually. I know that it's a joke. Haha! Ha...
That was bait, but I still need more (You)s. What's everyone listening to?
>>3845343
Mutated
>3845369
Kill yourself
>>3845364
(For a comparison image as I'm not even joking, the resemblance is remarkable.)
>>3845373
Touhou is weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKcGbSb8Ys
>>3845339
>I remember that pic, that was some fun stuff while it happened
>>3845367
You totally had no idea, ok time for a test. OH MY GOD!
>>3845326
Junko Hoshi Bolin and Vino
>>3845326
Like all of them?