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He is here.
>>3827010
is this loss?
>>3826971
>>3826922
>>3826947
You're all spouting some major bullshit. I bought a storage unit from some asshole with a star shaped head in a parking lot. I opened that shithole to find this even bigger shithole. You want document proof that I won this sorry excuse for a whore house? Go ask the clerk at the front office.
>>3827021
It can be looked at it that way, yes.
It follows the pattern.
I I I
I I I_
>>3827018
Just follow my lead and you'll get those sticky arms going
>>3827037
I don't even have that much stomach fat, hope you're impressed with nothing.
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!
WE'RE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR RAMLETHAL VALENTINE TONIGHT, AND EVERYONE'S INVITED!
WHEN SHE GETS HERE, EVERYONE YELL, "SURPRISE!"
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR PAJAMAS!
A-Also, good morning!
>>3827031
What clerk. I need proof that you own this place.
>>3826983 (Rika the Tank Engine...er)
No... Gods no. Get your mind out of the gutter woman!
>>3827001 (Chest "Stealing" anon)
>grabs anon by the collar
You should know better anon.
>>3827031
Big deal, you got here some weird way. I'm from a reality that doesn't even exist. You want document proof I don't believe you? It's called "I'm the one with the tank".
>>3827053
...Well, you rested well, I see. I only have two pairs of clothes....
>>3827018
It was fun while it lasted bro...
>>3827053
>ruins it
>>3827053
its 3:12 in the afternoon
>>3827053
>grabs boobs.
>>3827053
Uhh yeah. Good morning. And is Ramlethal having her birthday? or is this just some random party.
>>3827053
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>3827031
Just as I said, there's no need for you to lie even more. I already uncovered the truth using money!
>>3827053
Yes, it's her again. I think she's stalking me.
>>3827053
I guess I'll be baking a cake than.
happy canada day hg
>>3827059
>the "anon"
My sneak attack failed! I just wanted to get the loot!
>>3827031
Hoshi doesn't own the place m8. You got sold the metaphorical bridge
>>3827084
I guess that's what I get huh..?
>>3827059
Hey, you're the one that compared it to a board.
>>3827088
>opens the chest
THERE IS NO LOOT!
>Everyone is forgetting based Garnet who hosts every night for us for ram
You guys are the worst. I'll throw my own party for Garnet. None of you can come.
>>3827060
Yep! I didn't have any nightmares last night, none at all! It was all thanks to you, Rika!
Anyways, um.. I suppose I could lend you a pair of my pajamas. We're having a slumber party theme for Urotsuki.
>>3827068
But I'm still sleepy, so it's still morning!
>>3827076
Nope! Last night, she said she made a really big revelation with her emotions, and everyone agreed that we should have a celebration for her.
>>3827078
H-Hey, I was here first, you can't say that I'm stalking you!
>>3827086
Yeah mam
~Shitty Bill
>>3827100
>hypnosis
muh dick
>>3827104
WAH!? It was a traap! How could this be!?
>>3827059
>>3827060
>>3827078
>>3827095
...I sunk 50 grand into this place....Are you telling me that that asshole robbed me?
>>3827106
Yes, she is still here. Wait, what do you mean if I'm the crazy girl that called you people yesterday or not? I don't remember talking about butts.
>>3827112
Seth was the one who had a shitfit after he lost his title not me!
>>3827120
Yep
>>3827086
Look at that stupid leaf.
>>3827122
Get off of your phone and talk to me like a normal person!
>>3827120
This is what happens when you don't know how to deal with money. I mean you lost all that money, while I only lost three times of it on the lawyers.
>>3827106
Uh...no problem. And I'm pretty sure whatever you have wouldn't fit me. I guess I could wear my "fancy" outfit, it's practically a nightdress or whatever anyways. Aw, shoot, I missed Urotsuki?
>>3827120
More or less. Hey, at least you're practically immortal here.
>>3827086
What the FUCK is a Canada?
>>3827105
I think that's what you think....
>>3827106
I ain't coming. The premise is too shady. And by the sound of it it will be a slumber party for girls only.
>>3827103
Well look at the flat top, it is as flat as your chest!
>>3827120
Yes, yes he did. No papers or anything. You just got scammed.
>>3827119
It's an empty chest idi-...... It is an empty chest.
>>3827144
Yeah, is she a friend of yours too?
She'll be here tonight to celebrate, after all, this is a party for the two of them!
>>3827137
She is telling me to talk to her like a norma normal person, but how am I supposed to do that if she isn't one? What do you mean by that you won't accept calls from my number anymore--
>>3827086
I pity you.
>>3827151
You don't need to come, but at least yell "surprise!" with everyone, please?
It's special!
>>3827154
I am a normal person! I've just got added parts! I'm a beastkin! B-e-a-s-t-k-i-n!
..........
>>3827151
Yes, but you see, you had the chest, and when I tried to loot it you caught me! Clearly this was a cleverly designed trap
>>3827157
I pity myself too.
>>3827151
Gee, thanks for pointing out the obvious.
>>3827152
Yep, we hit it off pretty well...after out first few meetings where I made her suffer some much-needed mental trauma and she threatened to introduce me to the business end of her chainsaw.
>She laughs briefly
>>3827179
Great! I'm really glad you're meeting more and more friends, Rika, that's amazing news!
Obliteration.
Well I can see the majorities on this thread...
>>3827053
I got a surprise for her - A trip to Suplex City, free of charge.
>>3827162
Well, looks like you got lucky for today because apparently the Self Defense Forces refuse to deal with beastkin problems.
>>3827164
I see, I understand you now. Your intentions.
>>3827171
You know, I never expected to get torn apart by wolves here. I don't know why
>>3827195
What a shame to come so close and to be stopped by an ice cream truck.
>>3827194
I fucking love pepsi.
>>3827162
Seriously. If I try to yell surprise, the plant beside me will wither and die of boredom.
>>3827169
It was clearly a trap because of your own idiocy. I did not even try to make that as a trap...
>>3827179
Hope that did not hurt your feelings. I was actually waiting to make that low-blow.
>>3827190
I've known her for a while, actually.
>>3827164
What now?
>>3827196
Aw, come on.. At least yell "surprise" when she gets here. Be a good sport, pleeaase? I'll give you a big ol' chicken leg if you do!
>>3827197
A-Am I a problem by just existing?
>>3827216
What? Don't say something that would make me look like the mean one. You stealing my guns and throwing them in a hole made you a problem.
>>3827220
(You)
>>3827214
But every voice matters! Each voice makes the impact, like, ten times stronger!
So.. P-Please?
>>3827215
So you're better friends with her than me?!
>>3827230
You shot my friend in the eyeball!
>>3827220
(You) win.
Good job! (You) win the game! and Thanks for hosting!
>>3827086
I shall chainhost and ban all known canadians for the rest of the day! Any objections?
>>3827220
AWOOOOVEMENT
>>3827220
YOU
OOO
UOY
>>3827238
It was a battle between our souls. You can't understand the heat and energy that goes through one's heart while they're participating in a 1v1 Survival Game!
>>3827220
>Slow clapping
>>3827214
I've been stuck like this for a few years now, it doesn't bother me that much.
>>3827238
Huh? Nah, we just talk about random crap, typically.
>>3827256
>>3827256
>>3827256
>>3827216
That's the surprise itself - I'll take her to Suplex City when she leasts expect it.
>>3827247
Banning Zacharie and Squid Girl. Okay.
>>3827247
Nice RP.
>>3827255
I've fought almost-literal Gods before! You can't tell me I don't know what it's like to be in the heat of battle!
If you can't control yourself during a fight then you're not very good at it!
>>3827260
>Her ears perk up at "nah" and she giggles into her hands, nodding with satisfaction at herself.
Hm, hm.
How did you sleep, Rika?
>>3827264
D-Don't! I mean, it won't hurt her, but.. C'mon, just pleeaase? I'll give you whatever you want! Just go along with the surprise party!
>>3827256
Ross
>>3827238 (Squirrel Girl)
Alright let me try.
>super monotonic and has no spirit at all, heck it even drains your happy energy
surprise.......
>>3827247 (Baka Crimson Demon)
>Degeso is canadian baka
>>3827260 (Rika the Tank Engine-er)
So you stopped growing?
Did i hear Pajama party?
>>3827262
Cancer
>>3827310
>>Degeso is canadian baka
That's why he's doing it.
>>3827306
Just as I said. You clearly don't understand how a Survival Game goes down. We fought and it created a brotherly bond between us!
>>3827310
H-Heh.. Hehe..
Um, m-maybe you should try it a little bit louder? Like, pretend you were really trying to startle someone!
>>3827315
Yep! For Ramlethal!
Make sure you yell "surprise!"
>>3827306
...Get me a fight with Seth Rollins. 1 on 1. No disqualification. Hell In A Cell and I will consider it. Or take it up with a short, fat Jew in a business suit. He's my managar.
>>3827322
But you're a girl..
>>3827329
Done and done! I know a manga artist guy, he has tons of money and connections, he can totally do it. Just make sure you do the surprise-ey thing! If you don't, then no cage match for you!
>>3827214
That was a trap that could ponly trap the most brilliant of people, idiots wouldn't be smart enough to fall into it's clutches!
>>3827315
How do you even know what those are?
>>3827306
Oh, did she mention if she got her hands on that thing? And eh, same as ever, myself.
>>3827310
Growing, aging, whatever. But yeah.
>>3827335
Brothers in arms! See? You don't undersand even this much, so how do you expect to find out the reason behind my actions back then? There's no way for you to do that!
>>3827345
Her hands on.. What thing?
She has a few new effects, like a beastkin effect, a rainbow one, and one that can make cake.
>>3827327
Oh i will yell loud as my cannon can.
>>3827345
I have my, sources.
>>3827329
Lesnar! Calm down! This is a surprise party! You can get your match later!
>>3827359
You're a girl! You can't be brothers if you're a girl, you'd be brother and sister! Or siblings!
>>3827372
Huh? You mean.. D'you have a megaphone? That'll be really handy when she gets here!
>>3827315
Uhh yeah. I am hitting the bunk soon. So I am in my pajama already.
Oh you mean Ramlethal's surprise... I don't know...
>>3827327
... Alright let me try again.
>louder but still the same monotonic and no spirit that somehow makes you depressed
surprise.
>>3827345
So you're forever going to be shorter than me, smaller than me, and never age a bit while I age like a normal immortal. Okay. That makes sense.
>>3827341
It was obviously empty though! I don't even know what caught you in that box.
>>3827393
You caught me...
>taps the hand holding her by her collar
>>3827279
>>3827310
Your point?
>>3827363
Huh...never heard of the first two, but I know about the cat eats thing, and the cake, the chainsaw...I think I saw her head turn in to a telephone once. But she wants me to make her a motorcycle, so she said she'd get her hands on some...appropriate documents.
>>3827372
Such aaas...?
>>3827393
Don't immortals...like, not age? And if I am aging it's so impossibly so I haven't noticed in years. Stupid self-destruct....
>>3827393
>Her ears fold back, but she nods, gulping and smiling awkwardly.
E-Ehehe.. Yeah, that'll work! That's fine!
Just, um.. Make sure you say it when everyone else says it!
Oh, and maybe think of something that makes you happy when you say it!
>>3827335
>>3827376
Fine. I want to preserve my energy for the true party - Me versus whatever sack of bones wins the first HGF-Belt.
Fine. I'll yell surprise. Or not, whatever.
>>3827381
This is the magic of the battlefield! No, it's the magic of the Survival Games! Gender, age, nationality, religion, and looks! All of those don't matter in a Survival Game!
You could say that to reach true World Peace the only thing we need to do is unite the world leaders and let them fight in a Survival Game!
>>3827393
Thanks for the intel i guess.
>>3827381
Well,
>shows you his gun
this will be loud enough?
>>3827424
How do you think i'm gonna tell you?
>>3827423
betraying little cunt
>>3827447
Probably not at all.
>>3827449
I-I have feelings...
>>3827424
Oh, huh-uh, she never said something about that. I've only known her for a little bit, but I can tell she's made a lot of progress in these last few weeks. Like, she's really opening up to people, and finding out what her interests are, like making friends.
She seems to really love her beastkin form that I gave her, too. She's a sweetheart.
>>3827427
Awesome! Thanks a bunch!
I'm so excited, this party's gonna be great!
Oh, maybe you can jump out of the cake!
>>3827440
But.. H-How does fighting make world peace? That's like.. The opposite of world peace! That's not peace at all, you're not making any sense!
And you say that nationality doesn't matter, but you're discriminating against me because I'm a beastkin!
>>3827447
D-Don't SHOOT her! Just yell "surprise!"
>>3827215
....Hmm?
>>3827197
....What are my intentions?
>>3827457
Exactly. So did you repair your, "lesser" tanks?
>>3827460
There you are! I need you for something.
>>3827471
Don't push it. Leave the girly stuff to someone who cares.
>>3827476
You made some very notable silence.
>>3827487
>Tap tap
I don't bother with the Shrine-Tank.
>>3827471
Few months, is more like it.... She's got a bit of a violent streak, you know. Sadism, if you wanna call it that.
>>3827471
It's not real fighting! It's something better, it's a Survival Game! And I'm not discriminating against you because of your nationality, I'm doing that because you're a pain in the ass.
>>3827476
Your silence! It clearly means you want to challenge me to a fight to the "fake death"!
>>3827522
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3827493
It's not girly! You like smashing stuff, right? So you could totally smash up the cake by jumping out of it!
>>3827505
Yeah.. I figured, with the whole "carrying around a chainsaw and killing things in her dreams" thing.
But hey, she even let me snuggle her to sleep last night, so I'd say that's a really big improvement!
>>3827519
FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN MY BUTT!
>>3827471
Why would i shoot her, but now that i mention it.
>>3827503
Yes.
>grabs you and pulls you up
You will do explosions for me.
>>3827505
Congratulations Rika.
>>3827522
Lord Megatron
>>3827522
Furseiseki
>>3827522
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3827522
Not Squid Girl
>>3827522
Endo
>>3827522
Paul Heyman
>>3827530
No I meant that you're really annoying, and please don't make me remember your fetish again.
>>3827522
Otori Mio
>>3827522
Satou the Absolute Madman.
>>3827522
Fuck off with your bait, cancer
>>3827522
Koba
>>3827531
>kissu
>>3827522
BigDaddy
>>3827530
The only thing that will be smashed is someone's skull. If you want someone to jump out of a cake, do it yourself.
>>3827522
Brock Lesnar
>>3827522
Lee Yong Jin
>>3827505
Yup.
>>3827519
Whatever that means...
>>3827531
L-Let go of me you fool! The Crimson Demon works for herself!
>I'm filtering everyone that entered that >:^(
>>3827531
No! Don't! Seriously!
>>3827545
LOOK!
>She turns around and shows you her tail, swishing it in the air.
Pull on it! It won't come out, trust me! It's real!
>>3827554
Aw.. Fine, I will!
Don't do any fighting at the party! That can wait until after!
What's up ?
>>3827530
Or, as I proposed, her "dreams".
>>3827531
Yeah, yeah...hopefully it'll be just a bit more durable this time.
>>3827556
...You're even worse at conversation than I am, huh?
>>3827568
Good, and you?
>>3827572
H-Huh?
What do you mean by that?
>>3827565
Rule number one, girl.
>He steps dangerously close to the squirrel's face
Don't even tell Brock Lesnar what to do.
>>3827567
Baiting is even more cancerous than furries. Die, faggot
>>3827556
Isn't it obvious?
>>3827565
That sounds disgusting, so I refuse to do it.
>>3827567
Define current cancer.
>>3827552
>stares confusedly
>>3827563
But you like explosions don't you?
>>3827567
I'm made by metal you know?
>>3827568
Greetings.
>>3827565
I won't. I just make a shoot in the air, like in birthdays with thoose, tubes.
>>3827572
Yet again, you prove your engineer skills again. If it crashes again what will happen, it will be an easy work for me.
KARS WILL HOST
>>3827591
>pets
>>3827585
Cancer is a buzzword for "things I don't like"
He doesn't even realize he is more cancerous in the proper sense of the term than any of the furry ava so far.
>>3827575
Considering the fact that until recently, she considered this place to be just another "Dream" of hers, and she killed with reckless, gleeful abandon? Take a guess.
>>3827591
There's a difference between "crashing" and "being blown up"....
>>3827572
I'm an introverted guy, overtime I'll get comfortable.
>>3827583
Not really.
>>3827599
>whiteknighting furry cancer
die
>>3827591
Only of my own volition. My magic is precious, and will not be used for anybody's benefit but mine!
>>3827578
>She tries to back away, but gets stopped by a wall. All she can do is close her eyes and raise her hands in a futile attempt to shove away the sweaty wrestler.
O-Okay, I won't, you're scaring me..
>>3827583
How is it disgusting? Ilya cleaned my tail last night, it's all soft and smooth! Just pull on it, you'll see!
>>3827591
Hmm.. Okay, that sounds good.
Go ahead and do that.
>>3827600
Oh. W-Well, she could have just been mistaken? I mean, this place is pretty crazy, and I'd think I was dreaming too if I showed up here without knowing!
>>3827601
It should be, because those are your intentions! But if you choose to hide them I'll be forced to reveal them!
>>3827607
>being this triggered by furries
drink bleach, use a noose, you have a very shitty life
>>3827607
>making bait threads and entries
You're the most cancerous faggot in the threads that isn't Bolin. Kill yourself you useless sack of shit
>>3827612
I refuse! That thing is coming out of your butt and I refuse to touch things that were in someone's butt!
>>3827567
i thought you were a reliable host, crying anime girl
>>3827600
Okay, why i start to feel you just simply lose all of your battles?
>>3827598
>grins
>>3827612
As you wish.
>Fires his monstrous cannon up to the sky.
>>3827610
You will make an exception now.
>>3827626
>Forces you to touch it
>>3827601
I'm speciesist and paranoid, and I manage fine.
>>3827612
In a way, she wasn't wrong. She used to get here by dreaming. But it was less that it was a figment of her dreams, and more that her spirit took physical form here. Astral projection, y'know?
>>3827627
>That isn't the Random Games host.
>>3827646
Kamina confirmed for Random Games host.
>>3827626
It's not coming out of there! Look! It's coming from above! It comes out of my lower back, look!
>>3827634
N-NOT YET! LATER! WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!
When we all yell "surprise!" then you can do it! Not now, though!
>>3827639
Huh.. Wow..
I guess so. So you think that she's been actually killing people in real life, thinking that they were part of her dream?
>>3827612
Trust me when I say this - I can and will do a lot worse if you anger me.
Search for a guy named Paul Heyman. I am sure he'd jump out of a cake for you.
>>3827644
>implying I need to be furry cancer to hate you
Buy a gun, put it in your mouth, and squeeze the trigger. By the way, nice use of buzzwords to avoid facing the fact you're a baiting cancer entirely
>>3827638
Too bad, Anonymous. Because I accidentally foiled your plans.
>Her hands slip out of the Anonymous person's grasp.
I just used a cream on my hand that protects it from any damage that my guns could cause it, so they are super slippery.
>>3827634
Hey, I've got like ten wins here.
>>3827659
Not necessarily, this place is certainly...unique. But it's possible.
>She smirks
>>3827660
>She slides down the wall, hugging her knees to her chest.
O-o-o-o-ok-k-k-ka-a-a-y... I-I w-w-w-w-will..
>>3827613
>Sighs.
>>3827639
You're an engineer, right?
>>3827678
>Forces you to do it anyways
>>3827634
>hugs
>>3827665
Jesus furry sympathizers are worse than the real thing.
>>3827659
Stop showing me your butt! I'm not that kind of woman!
>>3827659
Allright, not like i can fire it only one time tho.
>>3827684
>
Really?
>>3827634
I will not.
>>3827684
That's terrible! Does she know?? That must be traumatic for her! If I found out I'd be doing something like that..
>>3827711
I'm not! I'm wearing a skirt, just use your eyes! Seriously, just look! You can see where it comes out of my back by just looking! See??
>She pulls up her tail to show you.
>>3827715
But it's so loud! You almost blew out my eardrums with that!
>>3827660
No I won't. How stupid can you be to do that?
>>3827710
>completely ignoring what I'm saying again
Kill yourself you waste of space, this is the last (You) you'll get from me, drink bleach
>>3827685
...Get up. Nobody likes cowards. And you don't want to be a coward liek Seth Rollins, do you?
>>3827700
What, don't believe me?
>>3827728
>She snickers
Oh, I made sure to inform her of my theory. She responded by shouting "damn this...damn you!" and then threatening to chainsaw me.
>>3827710
Leave
Get out of /trash/
>>3827664
Hey, you ava D.va right or am i mistaken?
Show yourself, Endou.
>>3827685
"what's that boy?"
"what's out there?"
"a squirrel?"
"go get em!"
>opens door
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>3827700
It's clear that you want to fight me in a Survival Game! Of course it's not clear for everyone, but I paid enough attention to you to see right into your heart!
>>3827701
Not even you can accomplish the impossible, Anonymous-dono. But your passion is admirable. One day maybe you'll be able to force me to touch a furry's tail but this isn't that day.
>>3827755
Oh hey, what's up?
>>3827730
Do something for your ''client'', short man.
>>3827728
Ohh it's just a normal tail!
>>3827762
>Pulls out a gun
TOUCH THE FUCKING TAIL
>>3827774
Found this for you.
>>3827781
When the nuke hits just right
>>3827732
>She slowly crawls out from being near you and stands up, brushing herself off.
I'm not a coward..
>>3827751
Oh, jeez.. Um, maybe I should talk to her about it? I think, and try not to be offended by this, but I think I'm a little more, um.. S-Sensitive about those kinds of things than you are, things might go better that way.
>>3827760
AAAAAAAHHHHH!
>She drops down to all fours and starts scurrying away at full speed, darting towards the nearest tree and starting to climb. Just like a squirrel, she climbs the tree trunk in a spiral pattern.
>>3827776
It's just a normal tail!
It's real!
ENDOU SAYA ARE YOU HERE?
>>3827778
Ehhhhhhh? What didya just say, bucko? Ya want a good old stand-off for yourself?
>>3827762
No, no, no. You got it all wrong, I'm not the type of person who would hit a girl.
>>3827751
Kind of...
>Browses through his phone.
>>3827807
>Shoots
>>3827794
>>3827760
>He looks at the dog untill he makes eyecontact. Then does pic related.
>>3827794
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNDOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>3827794
>She laughs
Why do you think I specified that out first few encounters weren't so good? She needed the rude awakening.
>>3827715
>>3827751
>First one was kinda meant for you, I'm dumb.
>>3827813
Well, I am sorta in a tank of my own creation, like...right now.
>>3827728
Allright.
>puts his arm into the air
>>3827708
>roars
>>3827720
>hits your back slightly
Do it.
>>3827794
Plastic surgery sure advanced so far in the last few years.
>>3827813
No, no, no. You're the one who got it all wrong. I don't want you to hit me, silly. I want you to shoot me!
>>3827816
This isn't how a stand-off is supposed--
>>3827781
>>3827849
>pets
calm down boy
If Endou doesn't show up in the next five minutes I'm killing myself
>>3827856
You're welcome. Hey um... Will you host please?
>>3827849
O-Oi, attempting to get me to do your bidding via abuse shall not work, choose a more timid target that is not The Crimson Demon!
>>3827817
>>3827821
>She starts throwing nuts and sticks at the dog, practically wailing in fear, until Brock's scream scares her enough to cause her to fall out of the tree branch, landing on the ground with a 'thud.'
This is it, I'm gonna die! It's over!
>>3827845
Yeah, I guess she kinda did. Maybe in her heart she knows that it's true, but.. I think she might need someone a little bit more.. S-Soft with these kinds of things to talk about it with.. Y'know? You're sweet, but, you kinda have a tough time showing it.
>>3827849
W-What're you gonna do now?!
>She dives for cover and peeks out over the top.
>>3827852
It's not! It's genetics! My whole family is like this!
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>3827879
I will.
>>3827888
RYE
RYE
RYE
Endou is bolin
>>3827869
I finished building your folder.
https://mega.nz/#F!ZYU0XThJ!a_AjhukmhFKJBFTCNzaUWg
>>3827845
....Is that even street legal?
>>3827852
Oh great another masochist.
>>3827895
Thank you!
>Huggu
>>3827888
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>3827901
(Thank you very much!)
>>3827573
Pretty good too
>>3827591
Hello robot
>>3827886
So it's like a tumor? You were born with that thing and it got so big? I've seen some pictures of them on the net, but not one of them turned out this hairy. You should shave that thing.
>>3827903
What? No! I'll fire right back at you!
>>3827899
I did read Dagashi Kashi before Hotaru and Endou showed up here, but I'm neither of them.
>>3827911
Just a warning that if you're Canadian, you asked the wrong person.
>>3827886
>he yawns
I just wanted to yawn.
>>3827885
So you have decided already.
>slowly puts you down
Fine then.
>>3827751
>>3827845
Maybe i don't.
>>3827775
Brock, why do you think I should be taking orders from my client?
>>3827935
Well i can assure you that i am not.
>>3827886
>She shakes her head
No. She needed that sort of eye-opener. 'Sides, if not...appreciating it, she knows it as well as I do. We get along fine after that, considering I decided against continuing to drive it in.
>>3827903
Pfft, you think I pay attention to outside world laws? I'm the only person that even uses motorized vehicles at all where I'm from.
>>3827943
Well, there's plenty of proof for it.
>>3827943
You are lucky that I am such a merciful individual that I will not make you explode, golem!
>>3827886
>snarling
>growling
>kills
>>3827944
Because I bring you money. And Jews love money more than anything else in the world.
Cut me some slack, will you? Jumping out of a cake DOESN'T appear on my contract.
>>3827886
The only one who'se going to die is that mutt if he doesn't fuck off.
>>3827971
>hits with a newspaper... and a club
>>3827923
Ayo take this too
>>3827931
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
It's a real tail! Just touch it, you'll see! Feel how fluffy it is! And look, my ears too!
>She points up to her squirrel ears, and then brushes her hair out of the way to show that she doesn't have any normal human ears.
I'm part squirrel!
>>3827943
>She laughs awkwardly.
O-Oh.. Don't scare me like that! I thought you were gonna shoot again!
D-Do robots even need to yawn??
>>3827959
Yeah. I guess so..
I still think I'm gonna talk with her about it, though. She might need somebody to talk to.
I'm glad you two could stay friends, though. It'd stink if she didn't forgive you.
>>3827971
>>3827991
>Literally dies
>>3827931
Nope. My reputation is already tarnished, why would I prolong the damage by murdering you?
>>3827959
Let me guess, you have some weird mundane ability just like the rest of the folks around here.
>>3827995
>>3828007
Master Saya, I didn't know we were dressing up to go swimming!
>>3827971
>>3828012
>blocks the doggo kill attack
>picks the doggo up
>Throws him into a nearby lake
>>3827886
>>3827991
How much will it pay if I jump out of a cake?
>>3827994
>bites the fuck out of
