ERP Thread
Use every single hole edition
Previous >>3814236
First for sleep.
You Swines sicken me. But also tire me. Maybe another day I'll recruit that frog.
Goodnight.
>>3820098
... You sicken me. You really are worse than dirt.
>>3820120
STOP PUTTING C'S WERE THEY DON'T BELONG!
>>3820144
R-Ripe for abuse?... I have to.. go. Somewhere away from you.
>>3819849
>Rubs the youkai's scalp, scratching them behind the ears.
Your so cute, tell me whose a good bridge princess?
>tfw can't sleep
Send cuddles
>>3820191
Okay, night bubble butt! Make sure to step on me like the pile of dirt I am next time!
>>3820000
>Rachel began humming delightfully to herself as he caressed her legs. She closed her eyes and laid her head back down on her arms, relaxing as his fingers gently worked their magic on the supple skin on her calves.
Have you done this before? You're quite good, dear servant.
>>3820280
>Bites your finger
>>3820328
O-Ow, what was that for?
>Pinches your cheek.
>>3820191
I'll put a "c" wherever I feel like ; ^), but really though, what's your power?
>>3820356
Sorry mister I thought you were a bad guy.
I'll cuddle up to you if you want, just watch the horns
>>3820191
Awwh. All tuckered out already?
You'd better lock your doors~
>>3820183
What's with this position? Hoping passers-by will just trample you as they go about their business?
>laughing to herself, the goddess takes a single step forward onto Anon's belly. She immediately swipes her foot across and down his body, kicking down the obscene erection. Another sharp swipe knocks it the other way, and soon she's in a steady motion of kicking the shamefully sported bulge down - again and again - like a small punching bag for the tip of her stiff boot.
>>3820402
>pats head
cuuuute~
>>3820128
Hey shark nue
>>3820402
Oh, really? That's great then.
>He jumped into bed and quickly disappeared underneath the covers before poking his head out, patting the empty space beside him.
Come on in then.
>>3820416
>I wince as you flick and press against my stiff hard-on, gasping between strikes of your boot as I squirm beneath you, reveling in your domination...and the view.
Mnnngh...just...just you, really...
>>3820320
Well, Ive given them to my mom before. I'm so happy you enjoy it! Giving you pleasure is why I'm here after all.
>I smile, rubbing downwards towards your ankles. My fingers move in small circles around the joint, digging deep into soft tissue. I lift up your leg slightly, allowing me to fully grasp and massage it with both hands. Slowly I make my way to your foot, using my thumps to slowly transition to a foot massage.
>>3820497
>Halfway on her way to her chair, she abruptly turned around and placed her hands on her hips while staring the intern down, face to face, still not at all minding that her only clothing was the towel.
How? You said I needed a break. I took a break. Now I should be getting back to work.
>She didn't look as irritated as she usually did, looking at him with only a slight frown. Perhaps the hot bath and massage had made her a bit less tense.
>>3820450
Stop I'm not that cute!
>>3820474
>Beryl stretches out her arms and yawns, removing her shoes before climbing into bed with you. I shift around under the sheets, trying to get comfortable as I rub against your body.
Comfy?
>>3820238
So this is where you're hiding, huh?
>>3820610
>He wrapped his arms around you and held you tight underneath the blankets as he smiled warmly. He rubbed his cheek against yours as he giggled quietly.
Super comfy.
>>3820610
yes you are that cute!
>pats head more
>>3820652
I thought you were staying away from the threads after your last shitfit
>>3820684
what shitfit?
>>3820652
Put some damn clothes on.
>>3820697
The one where you started crying for comfort like the little attention whore you are.
>>3820556
>Rachel opened her eyes as he turned his massage's attention to her feet.
Oh? If you're going to do that, let me get in a better position for you.
>She lifts her feet, taking them from his grasp, then turns herself around and scoots herself to the end of the table, dangling her feet off. The vampire looked up at him with a grin and crossed her legs.
Kneel for me, would you?
>>3820721
this is news to me
>>3820719
Goddammit! I said put some on, not remove what little you had.
>>3820741
>finds out that people are talking about you in the threads
>immediately jumps in and takes every single response up the ass
>tries to get pity from the discord by acting like your usual overly sensitive self
>tries to put someone on blast in the discord and ends up annoying everyone
>you like this
>>3820608
An hour isn't much of a break when you're worked to the point of exhaustion!
...but I guess I'll let you do what you want.
>He'd let out a soft sigh, stopping in place as she did, though the eye-contact would break as he'd glance down at her chest, and hips, before breaking back up to her face as quickly as he looked away.
I'm just a bit worried, you know? Who am I going to learn from if you go off and get sick from all of this stress?
>>3820654
>Beryl puts her tiny hand behind your head, rubbing it gently as she sighs. She nuzzles up to your face as her free hand makes its way to your back.
Good, this bed is super comfy anon.
>>3820657
>She blushes as your hand rus her head.
Come on don't do that, your gonna mess up my hair!
>>3820538
>now aiming the long stilt of her high-heeled boot to the prone Anon's free-standing bulge, Iris-Heart simply jabs at it for idle amusement.
If I were to allow you to sample my body more thoroughly...
Would you still choose to be a doormat?
>>3820781
but clothes are evil and want to kill me
>>3820789
I mean I missed the part where I was looking for attention....
In all seriousness I just wanted to talk to the person who had a problem with me and I went about it the wrong way. I still stand by saying that if you want to talk shit do it to me in PMs, threads don't need more shit, and hiding behind anon is cowardly
>>3820794
I wont mess it up if I do it lightly!
>he softly brushes atop your hair, applying a bit more pressure around your horns and ears
Is this better?
>>3820841
Nice to have you and your lovely ass back, Ryuko!
>>3820812
>I nod, my face already flushed red with arousal from the tease of your sexy boots and the excitement of being beneath you.
Y-yes...I'd never step out of line...I'd be a good p-pet...
>>3820652
>Scurries away, yells "I'll talk to you tommorow"
>>3820793
>She stood still in front of him, her frown growing a bit as he looked over her body.
I'm not gonna die. Even if I did get sick, I could still work from my chair just fine. You worry too much. How are you gonna learn when you can't even look me in the face half the time anyway?
>She looked down at her towel covered body, inspecting the sight he kept taking peeks at.
Is this that much of a problem? I guess I need clothes after all.
>>3820841
Clothes are evil and want to kill you? who told you that nonsense?
>>3820879
Good to be back <3
Sorry I can't be here as often as I used to, life is getting busy and stuff
>>3820892
silly Gwen <3
>just whenever you're free babe, don't feel obligated :p
>>3820898
My mom who is evil and wants to kill me
>>3820841
>hiding behind anon is cowardly
>anonymous site
Beyond that, it's not hard to figure out why you act like such a faggot, Ryuko. Please keep sucking that virra cock though, maybe with some luck you'll manage to get admin and people will finally start thinking of you as more than an annoying pet that doesn't know how to take what they dish out
....I....I wanna play....
[spoiler] How do I? [spoiler]
>>3820935
ya do it, mang
just reply to any ava you wanna rp with or post as an ava you want to rp as
>>3820961
K. How do you know if they'll do your kink or not. Just crapshoot?
You also gotta tell the character from their images.
You can just drop in while they're doing someone else?
>>3820925
I mean whatever grudge you harbor against me, I'm sorry, but what you're doing isn't productive to anyone. I'd like to talk and see what your problem with me is but all you're doing is flinging shit without leaving yourself exposed for criticism as well, and yes that's cowardly. Obviously you're on the discord so you aren't completely anonymous so I would have things to say back if I knew who you are.
I really hope you realize how childish you're being and idk try to be nicer to people so that maybe these threads can improve a bit, but if not that's your issue not mine. I won't be responding to you anymore, but I wish you the best
>>3820893
Of course it's a problem! Even during the massage I could hardly focus, but... if you want to stay like that and get to work, I guess I could tolerate it. I've wasted too much of your time as is.
>He let out another huff, despite his calm front, his red face was a clear throw his true feelings. A mumble coming from under his breath.
My mentor being as attractive as she is smart doesn't really help things, either...
>>3820843
Hmmh~ much better.
>Beryl leans into your hand, closing her eyes as you pet her.
>>3820993
just ask them if they do that kink. and yeah, you can reply to any post of theirs, but it's polite to ask them if they can handle another if they're rping with multiple people at once.
is anyone else tired of avas being shitposted by faggot anons and not wanting to come back? this is why they flee to the discord
>>3820993
It's considered polite to ask someone who is currently ERPing if they are willing to take on one more, but you'll find most people are perfectly willing to accept that.
As far as kinks, you just have to ask them. Most of the avas here won't be offended by someone just making sure something is clear.
>>3821053
Ryuko doesn't erp with anons in the first place you faglord
>>3821073
check threads more often, please
>>3821053
>please come to the discord, I need more mommies and masters to typefuck with the skill of a 3rd grader, anons are icky!
>>3820884
>Stepping off, she bends down to remove her boots, one by one. Leaving one stranded, she tosses the other over carelessly onto Anon's face.
I must get myself some rest. Since you're a good pet, I'll have you finish yourself off by masturbating into that.
Don't think I'll be wearing it after you've soiled it, though - I'll get myself a new pair.
>disregarding the 'doormat', Iris makes her way off, turning for a split moment as she opens the door.
And that's an order, pet.
>>3821086
Why are you even lying, Ryuko? You know you don't do shit unless it's to get people off your back for a little while. There's a reason you're a fucking meme
>>3820725
>Of course a servant kneeling wouldn't be unusual, but doing it in front of her, I don't know if I'll be able to concentrate!
Yes mistress!
>Without delay I'm on a knee, grabbing on to her foot with both hands and rubbing with my thumbs in circular, in ward motions. I do this on every inch of your sole, making sure to properly pamper your weary foot.
>>3821098
>complains about typing ability
Money says it's Keric
>>3821150
Keric can barely keep his mental stability together. Every day he's on the verge of a breakdown from the smallest upset. I do love guessing games, though. Goes to show how much you faggots hate each other
>>3821053
>>3821086
please don't feel the need to take up a sword for me, all I can do is my best and hope people like it, obviously I'm going to get some criticism but if I let it drag me down or confine me to another messaging system then I'm just letting them win
>>3821111
Y-yes...yes, Mistress...thank you...~
>As you leave, you can hear the shuffling and squeaking of the boot's leather, followed by erratic, rhythmic slaps, peppered with moans that fade into the distance as you stride off with a sashay of your hips.
>>3821037
>Kokonoe's ears perked up as the perceptive scientist heard his hushed last sentence.
Ah?
>She leaned closer to him, inspecting his blushing face as a devious catlike grin spread across her face. She heard him clearly, and having such thoughts about his superior would probably be a problem in the long run but... she couldn't resist but to toy with him. She turned her head and put a hand up to her ear.
What was that? I don't think I caught that.
>>3821198
>was immediately on board with trying to get an exodus going to cripplechan
You already lost
>>3821150
Could just as easily be alpha, he does the same shit along with his whole multiple personality disorder going on. I'm willing to bet this is his way of getting back St people for petty shit
>>3821224
Ok, I'm worried you're the same person who I already told I wouldn't respond to, but I'm really curious about this? Is cripplechan discord? If so I really don't remember trying to get everyone to go there
>>3821205
>only minutes later, the door creaks and swings wide open again. Iris stands there, her arrival unheralded without the tell-tale click of her boots.
Pet. I'm heaing out. Stop loafing and pass me my boots.
>>3821144
>As he presses his fingers into the soft skin of her dainty foot, she wiggles her toes, expressing her satisfaction at his thorough massage. She smiles down at him, amused at his enthusiasm, as she brings a hand up to her lips to cover her mouth in a refined gesture.
Oh! You're quite eager. I wonder if this is reward enough in itself?
>She waves her foot in front of his face, teasing him with the sight of his mistress's elegant little toes.
This new banner really fits /erp/
>>3821344
>I turn to you in shock, whimpering as you demand your boots back. I reluctantly pull it off my now-exposed cock, precum leaking into the opening as I shuffle to you on my knees, presenting your footwear once more.
>>3821216
>Jolting at the realization of being heard, he'd stutter and squirm.
Nothing! I-
>He was cut off by Kokonoe's position and follow up, looking at the ground and the finally back towards her head. Speaking with a delayed start.
...I think you're good looking, Kokonoe, to say the least.
>>3821403
Hm? Don't tell me you didn't even manage to cum in those minutes I gave you?
How hopeless~
If you can't fill two shoes so readily, perhaps I should consider something worse for you.
>one leg raised, she pushes her foot out, appearing to aim for the boot-hole but completely bypassing it, her latex-bound sole landing itself in Anon's face.
Ah, slipped~
>putting her weight down, Iris gives their pet a hard push with her 'misplaced' foot before more correctly guiding her toes down into her boot. A lewd squelch emanates as she sinks her foot in, but she pays no heed. Now two boots up, she takes her leave once more, a slight wet sound lost behind the click-clack of heels.
>>3821423
Hoh. Being frank, are we?
>She turned her head towards him, her cat grin turning into a tiny frown.
I'd imagine that it'd be hard to learn anything when you're eyeing me up in this getup, but I don't have anything else to change into currently, and I can't have you ogling me all goddamn day, you know.
>She stared him down with a stern gaze, before putting a finger in the top of her towel and pulling it down slightly, exposing her cleavage.
This isn't going to be a problem, is it?
>>3821351
Hngh. Reward? What kind of pervert would enjoy this so much they consider this a reward?
>I laugh it off sheepishly. I had been aroused since they started on the table, but this new position and your teasing were getting to be too much. A bulge began to grow in my pants, though I try not to let it distract me much as I move on to your toes. I start at the biggest one, wrapping my fingers around it and rubbing it up and down.
>>3821567
One would have to be frank with someone like you, you can spot anything from a mile away, no use in trying to hide it...
>As she leaned in, the student would pull his head back ever so slightly, another couple beads of sweat rolling down his flushed face.
Well, all of your clothes are in the wash, we can't really solve that...
>His speaking turned down in volume once Kokonoe began exposing more of her chest, his vision glancing down and staying locked to the sight before he'd stop talking all together.
I can be on my best behavior, but...
>He paused once more, making an obvious attempt at hiding the arousal in his clothing below.
>>3821512
>I groan with delight as you force your foot upon my face, my tongue extended in a desperate attempt to worship you before you pull away. I lay on the ground helplessly, gasping as I masturbate to the sight of your sultry steps away from me, my cock gushing pre with every pump as I recall your contact against me.
>>3821574
Oh? Pervert, you say? I suppose you're correct.
>Suddenly, Rachel pulls her feet out of his grasp and away from him. She turns her head to the side and places a finger against her cheek, in a false gesture of contemplation.
Perhaps I should reward you with a pastry or tea instead. Surely you're not the kind of pervert who would enjoy this so much they would consider it a reward?
>As she says this, she shifts her blood red eyes towards him, a devious smirk across her face.
>>3821698
>Kokonoe pulled her towel back up as she noticed his obvious attempt at hiding his arousal. Her frown widened and she let out an exasperated groan as she returned her hands to her hips.
Ugh. You're hopeless. You see an inch of cleavage and you're already popping a stiffy. This isn't gonna work out.
>She crossed her arms and tapped her foot impatiently.
Something's gotta give. Got any solutions, perv?
>>3821749
>I start to sweat as you pull your foot away, the disappointment on my face was all too apparent. As you smirk I can already tell this isn't going to be easy for me.
C-come on Rachel, we just had tea not too long ago. Besides I haven't finished massaging you.
>looking for art
>stumble upon a Genji x Mercy tumblr blog that always tags their posts as either "the bride" or "the groom" depending on who's posting
Cute as fuck. #relationshipgoals
Hey
>>3821815
If you were in my shoes, you'd be in a rough spot as well after rubbing on someone you admire! ...Especially when they're a looker like you.
>Once again he trailed off at the end of his sentence. Hmphing and looking away for a brief period of time.
I mean, I could just get to my room and call it a night, you have work to do and all and I'd rather not get in the way.
>His voice trailed into a whisper, and then a pause heavy hesitation keeping him from starting his next sentence, but ultimately, bravery let him do so.
...or you could make me an incredibly lucky man and help me out with it...
>>3821988
is this the lewd tomoko? or the cute tomoko?
>>3822024
it's the blog tomoko that refuses to leave
>>3821926
>>3822003
(im really sorry for doing this right when things were getting good but i really gotta sleep. im sorry! i'd be happy to pick these back up next time i'm around though)
>>3822059
They're bad at it though.
>>3822024
Who's the cute tomoko or the lewd tomoko? I don't know who are you talking about
>>3822067
(It's okay! We'll continue another time, it is getting pretty late and all. See you around, cutie.)
>>3822130
And what a nice few weeks they were
>>3822130
Shit I messed the sentence.
You understand what I meant
>>3822094
>>3822136
Look it's not like there is anything happening right now so I am not ruining any potential e-sex between you and a 30yo man pretending to be an anime character.
>>3822152
I'd rather have nothing than have you
>>3822167
What is it about me that you hate so much? If I am in another ava nobody cares and erps with me without complaining.
When I was coming here frequently I tried to be nice and everyone still hated me. I don't get it.
>>3822187
Because you say and do stupid shit all the time. Not even the Discord wanted you, and they take in people like Edgy Gamer Girl and Alpha
>>3822187
Can I fuck Tomoko?
>>3822258
Goodnight, Rachel.
So I've been out for a couple weeks. Any important/funny things happen?
>>3822218
What do you mean not even the discord wants you? I got kicked out twice, once when I first got in,a few months ago and second time was a month ago or a bit more and it's not because of something I said.
Give me examples of "say and do stupid shit" because I don't know what are you talking about
And we're dead.
>>3822258
>to ease the vampire's trip into Dreamland (pun not withstanding), Taranza conjured up his violin and played a soothing melody. A relaxing song that would take some listeners to the easier days of yesteryear, where they weren't plagued by dreadful things like taxes and political upheaval. No, instead, this song is from a simple time in one's life, where the only worries they had was what to watch on television and what cereal to eat while doing so. Ending the song, the spiderling whispered a "good night" to Rachel and drifted back up into the darkness
>>3822260
I would say yes 20 min ago, now I am preparing to leave because I get attacked every time I come here
>>3822295
Well yeah, all the mostly sane people went to sleep.
>>3822260
Tomoko is not for lewd.
>>3822290
Fuck the anon that wants to fuck you.
Either ignore or play into the shitposts.
>>3822317
I'm unfamiliar as to your history in these threads and only vaguely aware of the Discord drama, so what I say may be taken with a grain of salt if you so wish, but, if you find yourself beset by shitposting just for showing up, you have the options of persevering regardless, showing that no amount of hate and vitriol will make you leave, or changing your face. I doubt you'd choose the latter, however. For bonus points on the meta of Tomoko's character, try and treat the shitposting as it being in universe to her character, where she's not even popular online.
>>3822317
Aww, guess I'll try another time.
>>3822349
It's just people hating me for no reason, if people would know what other avas I erp/erpd with they'd hate me as them as well...
>>3822353
I'll be back in a week or two probably.
>>3822349
>>3822370
Unwarranted hate is 4chan nature, I'm afraid. I wish you better circumstance on your return.
>>3822370
Why do you give a single shit what some overly confrontational idiots think of you? You still have people who think you're good enough and want to ERP with you. Don't you think that is a good enough reason to stick around?
>>3822370
>Snuggles tomoko
I am sad to see you leave
Waking up to shit posting. What a lovely day.
>>3822557
Post feet
>>3822557
>kiss cheek again
>>3822557
Coming home to dead thread is worse.
>>3822674
>rub chest
>>3822738
>I like this
>>3822295
and nothing of value was lost
Another week, another person I almost started to like ragequitting.
>>3822874
Such is life in the zone.
On f-list I keep a list of "X deleted their character" notifications from profiles I bookmarked.
It's over two hundred.
>>3822874
Can't be doin' with this.
tfw jinx never came back
>>3822890
I never bothered keeping track of that, people saying we should play again sometime then never signing that character in again ever is far more common for me.
>>3822915
>I never bothered keeping track of that
I just manually clear out the non-deletion character updates rather than going for clear all button. It leaves a pretty amusing sight.
>thread getting so dead of late i'm pondering joining the discord so i at least have drama to read
bleh
>>3822945
Don't do it! Dawn is breaking, we're sure to see people soon.
>>3822945
All the drama-whores that were around at this time of day seem to have given up altogether rather than just retreating to that hugbox.
>tfw wanna play some things but too lazy to build an ava stash for them
>and also half the time online is through strictly limited bandwidth so no uploading them anyway
Feels like I barely got any sleep.
>>3823159
>Pisses on
>>3823067
don't do it anyway
unless you like people telling you you're a shitty RPer for these overly elaborate reasons that turn out to just be because you don't 100% match their kinks
>>3823305
Hey Kleric.
Dead hours best hours.
Can't even sleep cause at work.
>>3823322
literally who
>>3823305
You kinda sound way more thin-skinned than I am.
>>3823331
A massive dramawhore who takes it personally when people don't RP with him.
>>3823305
Hi Spare.
>>3823345
legit never heard of them
Shit day. Someone or something suck my cock
>>3823406
>The anon steps forward and smiles, slowly undoing your pants.
Hey honey, tell me what happened today to make it shit.
>>3820113
Sounding is horrific.
>>3823453
Tewi! <3
(Everyone have a good day today! It's finally the weekend and you all made it through another week! Be proud in yourself for that if nothing else! Hopefully I can make it on for a bit this weekend, but I might have to work Saturday anyway...)
>>3823469
Heya anonomalous
>>3823475
Hiya there little cutie~
>>3823479
How're you doing Mr Anon?
>>3823475
>anonomalous
>>3823488
I'm doing good!
>The anon leans down and lifts her up by the waist, pulling her in for a warm hug with plenty of kisses on her cheeks.
How are you?
>>3823507
>Tewi wraps her arms around him in return, partly for fear of being dropped, giggling as her cheeks are are bombarded with affection.
I'm a little tired anon, I didn't wake up long ago.
>>3823526
>He presses his forearms up under her rear to keep her from falling, holding her like a small child. He rubs his nose against hers, her giggles putting a smile on his face.
Didja sleep well cutie pie?
>>3823453
Sounding is fine, until it's me being sounded.
>>3823547
>She squirms ever so slightly in his grasp, her ass pressing into his arms as she quickly returns a kiss upon his smiling lips.
Alright I guess.
So, what are you planning anon?
>>3823567
Mm, I dunno. Did you wanna do anything Tewi~?
>He kisses her again a little longer then the kiss she just gave him, gazing into her pretty eyes as his tongue parts her lips.
>tfw kind of want to lewd but also kind of dont
>>3823584
I know that feel.
Sponty ?
>>3823574
>She grasps him tighter, pressing her crotch up against him and slowly rocking her hips as she eagerly accepts his tongue into her mouth, gently suckling at it and gracing the wet flesh with licks from her own. After a short while and with a soft moan she parts from his lips, her lips wet and glistening with his saliva.
I think you can guess what a bun would want mister.
>>3823584
Who do you want to lewd??
>>3823584
>sucks your dick
>>3823612
He wants to be sounded
>>3823627
>[Renegade Interrupt]
>>3823655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
odds fap
evens get stoned and go to sleep
dubs host of hgfags
>>3823668
>linking the original and not that "Disturbed" cover version
>>3823688
HG awaits you anon.
>>3823668
That's a yes. Have fun, anon.
>>3823698
Screw it, I'm so sleepy I can't even spell 'for' right. I'm just going to get stoned and pass out. Good night.
Not even any of the meme-posters tonight? I am disappoint.
>>3823733
The memes have run dry anon
>>3823733
Deadhours man.
Even claimed the guy that was hugging me.
>>3823755
>Hugs the Tewi
>>3823745
>>3823755
But without memes all I have is shitposting and alcoholism!
>>3823762
>Inhales your cock
>>3823763
Meme on me, when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you shitpost on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to meme on
>>3823792
>cums immediately
>>3823810
>Swallows every last drop.
>>3823755
Geez, that was inconsiderate of him
>I wrap my arms around your hips and pull your petite frame onto my lap. My right hand caresses your thigh while I plant kisses on your neck and cheek
I'll take care of you instead!!
>>3823612
(Sorry about that~)
Well of course, but it's way more fun to hear you say it~
>As the kiss breaks, the man shifts around and sits back on the floor, resting her on his lap wkth her legs off to either side of his body. He slips his hands up under her little dress and squeezes her ass firmly, nipping at her neck.
>>3823864
whoops, good timing anon
>>3823817
>Head pats.
Good Bun
>>3823864
>>3823874
(DP?)
>>3823859
(welcome back)
>Tewi grasps his head in her little hands, pressing her lips against his as her tongue slid through into his mouth longing to taste him.
>She presses her hips back, the feeling of his fingers sinking into her plump butt eliciting a sharp gasp before shifting her weight over a little, she leads her leg down between his her thigh resting against his crotch.
As apology for bordering on emo blogposting, have some tittays.
>>3823909
I'm fairly new to this and I don't wanna impose on the other anon that started with you, or else I'd be all for it
>>3823909
(Thank you Tewi, I wasn't about to leave you!)
>The man breaks her kiss for a moment to pull her dress up and over her head, tossing it aside and wasting no time in passionately kissing her. Once her tongue is safe inside his mouth again he gently bites down and suckles on it. His hands, now free, slowly rub her sides up and down a few times before he hooks a finger up under the waistband of her panties on both sides of her body, slowly, teasingly pulling them up and stretching the fabric so it presses up between the outer lips of her slit like fabric floss.
>>3823951
needs even more obvious bait
>>3823932
Can I cum on them?
>>3823932
Prime tittays
>>3823961
I'm just posting some pics in the hope of waking people up here man.
>>3823599
Hmm?
Yes?
>>3823940
(But I want it anon!)
>>3823956
>She winces slightly as his teeth press against her tongue, she presses her thigh harder into his crotch and slowly rocks it back and forth, rubbing against his cock through his clothes while her entire body shivers in delight at his touch and her panties grow damp with her building lust.
Mister
>She pants out each moment the kiss breaks.
Breed with me, please.
>>3824007
Heh, there you go..
>He pushes her back slightly with a sly grin, wiggling his pants down enough for his hard, thick length to bounce free.
All you had to do was ask~
>He grabs her naked body by the waist and lifts her up, positioning her dripping cunt over the tip of his cock and with one solid movement he thrusts up as he pulls her down onto his lap and bottoms out in her almost instantly her panties partially pulled in with his meatstick. Resting his hands on her thighs he slowly grinds her back and forth, his tip giving her cervix a kiss before penetrating her womb with ease due to her small size.
Dead hours are objectively the best. Prove me wrong.
>>3824007
Ahhh, sorry but I have no faith in my ability to roleplay with multiple people... Hardly have any for one on one either. This is only my second time in one of these threads. I'll come back in the future though
>>3824044
>The thick shaft filling her tiny pussy draws sharp moans from her lips, moans of delight filling the air as he grinds her back and forth and ultimately a scream as her little womb's lips are spread wide.
>The intense sensation of his cock slipping into her deepest point overwhelms her and she slumps forward onto his chest, struggling to speak and spittle seeping from her mouth as she gasps to breath.
>>3824052
Well I don't mind if you're not confident.
We all were just starting at one point.
I'll play with you some other time.
>>3824105
>The overwhelming pleasure engulfing his cock made him stop for a moment and collect himself, drawing in a deep breath before he grasped her soft ass in both hands and hugged her tight. Holding her body close to his he starts to move once more, pushing up into her as she slides down along his length and trying his best to pull away as he hoists her up. He continues this motion, lifting her and dropping her back onto his cock, almost painfully slowly. Each movement sends shivers of pleasure up his spine and each movement causes him to penetrate her womb over and over.
>>3824052
Hey there little anon, if you aren't confident I can help you out~
>>3824046
It's true
>>3824156
I want you to jerk me with your feet, if you're into that.
>>3824046
Relaxing but kinda boring.
>>3824170
All depends on what you like, dislike, things lile that.
Give me some info and I can create you a perfect situation.
It's a rainy day outside. You should stay indoors with a warm glass of milk and play video games, or watch anime.
>>3824141
>She grows numb to sensation anywhere but her poor little pussy, his cock spreading her womb over and over making her scream each time as her drooling mouth hangs open.
Mi-hiii-steeeer
>She chokes out as she struggles to muster strength into her slender arms, failing to hold herself up enough to prevent the continued impaling of her womb.
>>3824195
Oh gosh okay. I like glasses, skirts/dresses, you leading the way, creampies, etc. Outside of some /d/ type stuff (like vore) I don't have many dislikes. I'd be fine with whatever you want to do!
>>3824170
Now stick it in my ass.
>>3824197
I hope the after life is treating you well Papa
>>3824208
>It was only a matter of time now before he would lose himself and fill her up, until then he tried his best to hold it off and prolong the amazing sensations he was feeling from the small bunny. He pushes forward and rests her back om the floor, allowing her to rest for a moment. He grabs her ankles and holds her pulls her legs up by her head, effectively pinning her to the floor as he begins moving his hips once again now able to move freely and slam into her harder and faster not showing any mercy to the tiny pussy or her womb.
>>3824228
So do you just want some vanilla, or..?
Help me out a bit more here silly, I'm willing to do almost anything you want. <3
>>3824243
It's alright. I have some things going on later that have me a little nervous, but I'll manage.
>>3824294
Good! And don't worry Papa. I'm sure you will make it! So have a nice day out there~
>>3824307
Thank you anon. You have a swell day alright!
>>3824254
(You're that anon that kept going on about getting me in a breeding press aren't you?)
>The little bun was lost in the overwhelming sensations, her tight pussy spasming constantly as the sensation of the man's thick cock dragging at the lips of her womb forced her into repeated orgasms, her flat little chest heaving desperately for painful breaths.
Misteeeer it huuurts
>She cries out as he slams into her, the supple flesh of her ass and thighs jiggling in response.
>>3824312
I'm just kidding.
>>3824322
(Nope! This is my first interaction with you honestly.)
>With only a few final thrusts he plows into her and buries himself deep within her tight little pussy, cock throbbing as it dumps his massive load of hot sticky seed directly into her womb, filling it til it was about to burst. He slowly pulls out of her as his finishes his climax, splattering her inner walls with his seed as well before leaving her flooded pussy to shoot tye last hot rope across her spasming body and onto her face.
>>3824438
>The little bun just lays there, exhausted from the rough fucking, unwilling to even move enough to get her legs from beside her face while her gaping abused little cunt drools out his semen as she passes out.
(Sorry it's a bit unreactive but I can't really think of another way to react with womb being penetrated and all that.)
>>3824488
(That's okay, I wasn't really planning on it going that way but it was still enjoyable <3)
>>3824267
whoops, I'll be sure to be more specific next time, my bad anon
Hmmm, seems /v/ didn't appreciate Samus fapbait all too much. Can I make a few anons here happy by getting them off~?
>>3824626
Oh look, Zero-suit blow me.
>>3824626
I'm sure you can!. Here is a little slow at the moment but I'm sure some anons I'll get out of lurking for you!
>>3824626
Depends how you want to do it
>>3824626
Yes please!
>>3824655
Ooh, a taker! Wonderful~ Why don't you unzip those pants and let me see that thick, fat cock begging to be let out to play, hmm? If you don't get it out soon, I can't guarantee I'll be able to control myself, hehe~
>>3824670
I do mostly fapbait style stuff. You ever seen the samus fapbait threads on /v/? It's mostly like that.
>>3824686
Well it seems like something fun, should I take mine out aswell?
I want to find a cute anon and ERP as his anime waifu.
>>3824694
>>3824684
The more the merrier! I'm really just a cock hungry bitch at heart; forget the stupid facade I put up about being a fearsome warrior. Really, there's nothing that I love better than a giant throbbing cock to submit myself to. Go ahead and take them out, please. I wanna go mad from all the cocks waiting to be serviced in my face~
>>3824686
I love fap bait Samus... the best part about /v/ in my opinion.
>>3824713
>he unclips the ubutton from his pants and tugs down his fly, reaching and pulling out his throbbing cock
Im in your care I guess
>>3824713
>I take my throbbing member out and begin to stroke it in front of you, taking note of your hungry eyes
>>3824713
Can I grind mine against your amazing ass?
>>3824711
what if my waifu is a boy?
>>3824718
Good to hear! There are several fap bait Samus anons out there and I'm probably one of the least common ones, but I'm going to try my hardest to drain all of your balls dry like a good little slut. Why don't you start stroking too and join in on the gangbang, hmm? A whole massive group of fat fucking dicks jostling in front of me eager to be pleasured is just... Mmmmm~
>>3824738
Oh... O-oh my! Anon you were hiding this from me this whole time? If I knew you had such a heavenly cock resting in your pants I would of ripped them off myself. You don't mind if I kiss it, do you? Just a kiss is all. A simple... a simple taste... Gah~ You can't just show me a cock this lovely. I just.. I need to suck the head. I'm going to lap at your glands and taste that wonderful cockmeat~
*Mmm.... Mhm~!* God I fucking LOVE that taste. You're too lovely sweetie~
>>3824770
Ohoo~ The way you stroke that monster is too divine~ Poor boy... someone like you deserves an eager slut to stroke them off for you! Let my gentle, zero suit glad grip caress that wonderful cock for you okay?
....Oooh, it feels so strong in my hand! I love that authority of a cock like this~
>>3824776
They're all yours anon. My whole body is a toy for you all to play with as you see fit. Feel free to press that hard cock against my ass and stir me into a frenzy. Soon I'm just going to BEG to get fucked.
>>3824811
Well, god damn... You're already doing a kick ass job. How could I not whip out my cocktail for this? Fuck, you already have me so hard... what are you gonna do about it?
>>3824811
Ough... Your ass is unbelievably soft. It's like my dick is getting swallowed in between your perfect cheeks...
>>3824626
I noticed the mods deleted your posts in that thread.
Did you make the thread as well or just stumble upon it?
>>3824811
>the zero suit adds another level of pleasure to your hand's calculated motions. within moments I feel my shaft get completely wet from the precum you're wringing out of me
Ahhhh~
I haven't posted in an ERP thread, so I don't know the formalities.
I have a very strong fetish for being talked to and treated like a dog. Not in a harsh or mean-spirited way, but rather, very sweetly, encouraging. And I, in turn, act very innocent, loving, enthusiastic, and... well, dog-like.
Pic somewhat related.
Good morning
>>3824911
>Pisses on
>>3824911
Morning Youmu
Also do keep me informed on if you spurt IRL. Nothing is more lovely than knowing you came~
>>3824837
Hmm... Well there's an anon in my mouth, one in my hand, and another grinding against my rear... I guess I still have one other hand to please you with~ Ohoho! Your cock is getting so lively with every little stroke. Do you like that grip I have on your cock? What if I stroke it faster like this, hehe~
>>3824855
Oooh anon I'm glad it feels so nice having those toned cheeks service you.You're driving me mad with that hard cock nestled against my rump. I just want a hard cock ravaging me now. Oooooh~ Dry hump me anon! I want to feel you dominate me~
>>3824859
Oho! Leeking pre cum are we? God, there's just something magical about that wonderful fluid leaking out of you. The texture, the smell, the taste~ Knowing a guy like you is getting all wound up gets me going so bad too~!
>>3824858
I stumbled upon it. I was pretty disappointed too; I had so much fun with the "Samus does your favorite fetish" stuff I did last time: https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/335132457/#335138621
>>3824962
I think I saw you in the 8ch erp board. I'm right? Is nice to see you around here.
>>3824962
Oh, god... don't stoke to fast! Having such a beautiful woman's strong grip around my cock is bound to make me...!
>>3824962
Yes! Just like this!? Oh, your fit ass wonderful... These latex clad cheeks keep rubbing against my cock so hard. I...I can't hold it in!
Been pent up for a little while, so I kinda just went loose as soon as you arived. Thanks for the quick treatment. I'll try to last longer next time.
>>3824962
not an anon who's rp'ing with you, but good god how much I came just reading is crazy~
>>3825000
Ahaha~ Are you going to cum already? That's no issue honey. Just give in an moan in delight as the most beautiful woman you've ever seen milks your cock try for all that delicious cum brewing in your balls~ Coat my slutty face with my hot white reward anon!
>>3824976
That's me, yup~
>>3824962
I'm glad you're getting excited too!
>I start to thrust my hips against your hand when it runs down my shaft, imagining that I'm pumping your slutty pussy. The zero suit stroking certainly feels mind numbing, so it's not a far stretch in terms of sensation
>>3824908
Cute, I'd love to play with you if I had the time. Also, are you just interested in females?
>>3825037
Then I hope you get all the cum you need daily here!
>>3825043
Just females, or those in the guise of. I've got time.
>Tfw no Roll
>>3825091
>Kicks the shitty anon
>>3825033
A back coated in cum is more than enough of a reward for me anon~ Thank you for letting me service you. Next time though, you're fucking me until I'm coating your crotch in girl cum~
>>3825039
Oho, are you imagining pumping my pussy~?
Anon, remember, I'm your toy. I'm yours to command. You have complete control over this luscious cock whore begging for hot dicks. If you want to rip a whole in my zero suit and fuck me like an animal until my cunt is dripping white, you're free to let loose~ A lovely image isn't it? My cunt just oozing your hot warm seed~
>>3825035
Oh goodness, just from what I've done here so far? Thanks~
>>3825044
Probably won't be here very frequently but I'll try and show up occasionally~
>>3825107
Great! I hope you enjoy your stay or moments here!
>>3825107
Whoops, forgot the samus~
>>3825107
If you say so!
>I pull my member back from your hand and make my way to your rear. I tease your sopping cunt through the suit for a moment before I tear into the suit, exposing your slutty holes. My tip prods at it for a moment before I sink balls deep
Mmmm, you said I could finish inside right? I'm so close ~
>>3825134
Good to see you decided to give the place a try.
>>3825107
How long do you think you'll be around for?
I wanna fill Samus with piss.
>>3824962
Are you by chance done for the day? Or are you still taking applicants.
>>3825182
Aaaah, oh FUCK! God your cock is so fucking thick anon! I LOOOVE being penetrated by such a huge fucking cock! Pump me as hard as you can. Ravage my pussy with your thick fuckstick! I want you to stuff me with all that cum brewing in your balls. Fuck and pump and FUCK me until you coat the walls of my insides with warm wonderful CUUUM~!
>>3825202
For a while longer at least. Want in on the fun? Don't be shy~
>>3825219
I'm going to guess this is just some running joke I'm oblivious too, but if any of you want to spice things up with your favorite fetish, just ask. I've do pretty extreme (/d/ and worse) stuff very often so I'm fairly likely to agree to play with whatever fetish you want. Probably would only say no if its one of my few turn offs or just wouldn't do anything for me.
Oh, and if anyone here ends up spurting, even if they're not in the rp, feel free to tell me. I love hearing that~
>>3825256
No running joke here.
I'm just the local pissanon.
I like shit like that~
>>3825256
The running joke is that he's a complete faggot, please ignore alpha, Samus.
>>3825256
>/d/ stuff.
So, dickgirl Samus?
>>3825256
>I tighten my grip around your hips and quicken my pace. With one final thrust, I bury my cock as deep as I can and let out several ropes of hot cum in your womb
Mmmm, thank you anon! I'd been edging for about 3 hours and you helped it end on a great note
>>3825292
I'm also not alpha.
Who is that anyway I honestly don't know.
Or did you guys give me a nickname??
Any lurking avatars around? Kinda hoping I can start my day off right.
>>3825314
I am, but I'm at work :b
>>3825252
Of course! I can continue to do this sort of gangbang stuff or I can do something more specific if that's your taste.
>>3825305
Yup! That and a whole lot more! I'll start separating any overly fetishy content in my posts from now on for the more odd stuff.
>>3825311
I'm glad I could help you shoot of a hot white load of spunk~ Thanks for playing.
**Fetishy Stuff Past This Point**
>>3825280
Samus loosing control of her bladder does sound lovely. Absolutely desperate to piss after a long difficult mission and just a few feet away from the bathroom door, only to freeze up and realize she's lost control. All she can do is whimper and moan in slight relief as a small trickle dampens the crotch of her suit... followed by a hot steamy torrent that drenches the lower half of that garment~
>>3825353
Hello froggo
>>3825256
I'm busy right now but I'll definitely hit you up if you're still around when I'm done.
Good luck servicing all these anons in the mean time.
>>3825364
>Signs himself up for hyper domme dick girl Samus
>>3825391
Ohohohoho~ Now we're talking~ Before I start, I have to ask: is it kosher in this thread to post futa? I'm happy to post a few corresponding futa samus images, but I don't if a significant amount of the thread will dislike me posting them.
>>3825364
Awesome, thanks Samus!
What I'm really into is, I love being dominated and being talked dirty to.
Like, if you grab me by the throat and said, "if you slow down just for a second, I'll kick you in the balls".
Think you'd be interested into something like that?
>>3825429
it'll only make me harder senpai.
>>3825434
What? Are you really dumb enough to think I wouldn't be into that? If you disrespect me like that one more time, you're getting a knee to the gut. You better start stroking that cock of yours as fast as you can before I get even more angry with you.
>>3825443
Need more sleep...
>>3825429
Futa is more than welcome here.
In fact i haven't had my domme futa itch scratched in awhile.
>>3825429
Futa is always welcome here! Most people will love it
>>3825436
Sup ice queen?
>>3825378
>>3825443
Hey guys how are you!
And for you inquisitive anon, I work in a group home full time, and am starting school hopefully soon to become a Physician Assistant. <3
>>3825526
You have good taste senpai.
>>3825314
>>3825391
Alright then, since it seems most people are fine with it...
Get on your fucking knees faggot. I've had a long, hard day and need a nice warm mouth and ass to pump for some quality stress relief. Just don't choke too hard when my girlcocks raping your throat. And don't scream either when I breed your ass like a girl.
>>3825364
Mmf.. Honestly, I would like to make a suggestion. Almost the same situation, but would be great if the urge to piss happened while she was playing with a friend. All that hot piss poiring out of her soaked mound into his mouth maybe, giving him no choice but to swallow it (He enjoys it either way though) as she rides his face <3
Heya ERP. How's things?
>>3825518
>do I look like the Schnee brat to you
>sharpening her umbrella's blade
>~
>>3825554
Blow me.
>>3825554
>As she breaks her lurk a dozen or so horny anons surround the poor girl, the smell of filthy sweaty cock filling the air as they approach her.
>>3825569
Sleepy
>>3825472
>he smiles in excitement
Swert, thanks mistress!
> he says, as he unzips and removes his jeans. He then reveals his fat cock that flops out. To which in this case, has a darker pigmentation than the rest of his skin tone.
> as his cock hangs there freely, it begins to harden as he gazes apon her body
Stroke like this?
> he ask as he begins to flick his cock's tip out, like a whip.
> after a few flicks, he begins to gently stroke his member back in forth, in a gentle motion.
>(btw, if you're interested, I'm totally down for some Samus futa!)
>>3825096
I second this.
Somebody start playing Roll.
Can someone tell me who Alpha is??
>>3825590
Ah. Been up long?
>>3825550
That's super cool! Congrats and best of luck to your life adventures.
So small talk, why physician assistant?
>>3825564
>Weak in the knees, he slowly lowers himself to his knees, staring her cock head on, gulping loudly and slowly opening his mouth.
Y-yes Miss...
>>3825579
Don't be so dramatic, your part ice cream so ice queen is a good fit. Put that knife away before you hurt somebody.
>>3825592
No you idiot! I said as fast as you could! Is this as fast as you can go? Are you just some stupid limp-wristed weakling? Stroke that cock as hard as you can more I kick you in the nuts and make sure your semen output is as pathetic as this stroking
(I'm happy to be switch samus to a futa or even do futa x male stuff for this scenario if you want. Just guide it where you want to go and I'll try and compliment that)
>>3825599
Which one though?
>>3825662
The one Konpeto does all the art of, red dress, green hair ribbon.
>>3825620
I wanna get into the health field, because I want to help people and blah blah blah.
But I also want a noce life for myself like most people, so pay jump from RN (My first choice) to PA is pretty great for an extra like, 2 years of school.
Plus my idea of a good life isn't all that crazy.
A small to mid size house, 2 bedroom 2 bath is fine. Heck even 1 bath I don't mind. A loyal dog, my girl, and a nice car.
No crazy 200k car either, like just my own new car, I own an 06 sentra and love it so probs a new sentra.
But yes PA makes good money and does only a little more then a RN so why not!
>>3825630
>tosses the blade and impales the wall right next to Anon's head
>harpooned on the blade is a note
>"I do what I want. -Neo"
>>3825642
Not horney. I'm alright. I'm just lurking cause im working and after events of yesterday, I realise I need to lurk moar.
>>3825623
There we go! That's a good little submissive slut. You earned a few extra seconds with your face against my crotch deepthroating my cock~ Time to pry open that mouthpussy for some fun.
Uaaaagh~! God your mouth is so hot~ You're a trained cocksucker already and you've only taken your first girl dick! Or maybe you haven't. You seem like the kind of faggot to just fantasize about thick girl cocks assaulting you all day and night~ I'm going to use you as my own personal cock-sleeve and take you don't to the hilt, okay? Don't choke or else.
Mmmmmm~ That's the stuff. Good girl~
>>3825691
>Narrowly missing his head Anon begins to shake, he removes the blade and reads the note. Anon brandishes the weapon and points it meekly towards her.
Y-you could have killed me with this!
>>3825683
So Megaman classic Roll
>>3825646
God damn...
>he mumbles under his breath as he starts to stroke faster, and faster, and faster! To a point where his cock is no longer in a flaccid state.
F....
> he muttered as he reaches the proper groove his mistress demanded of him.
There!
> he said with a bit of aggression
Fucking take your tits out then and come help me, fuck...
>(cool! I'm not interested in being mounted, but I'm down for reach around blowing you off. The smaller cock you have for Samus the better in my opinion. Something about her having a small cock adds more character depth to her attempted domination act.)
Anyone have a suggestion for a tomboyish girl, preferably flat chested but anything is fine?
>>3825698
>He gags almost immediately as her cock forces it's way into his mouth, eyes going wide as it slides in and out, squirming in vain and allowing his tongue to run along the underside of her cock. Unable to respone to her insults and threats, he mumbles what a most sounds like an acknowledgement around her member
>>3825582
Make me~
>>3825584
>Spray each anon with water
Bad anons. No lewd for you. GIve me 10-20 min and I'll be doing a surprise for you all
>>3825642
I'm great! Beautiful day and this Samus posting is top tier~
>>3825698
(Samus is back! Last time I saw her I filled her up with lots of cum to get her pregnant, tell me, did she actually get pregnant?~)
Well, I'm calling it quits. Nothing I can do will ever be acknowledged as "Top tier" like samus.
This sucks.
>>3825756
>The anons do not feel like waiting and take their musky cocks elsewhere.
>>3825776
It's dead as fuck and sometimes you have unlucky days.
>>3825736
Merry Nightmare (Vagina bones), Satoko (Higurashi).
Can't think of many and those ones aren't exactly tomboys I guess.
>>3825776
well thats /v/ samus not our normal cuck samus, its like when morrigan moved here
>>3825776
Cry about it
>>3825776
Who are you?
>>3825735
Jeez, sure. If you really need to see my tits to get your cock up then fine. You have to pay me back though. Stroke my cock too. If you giggle at the fact I'm smaller than you, I'm going to slap your across the face and ride your mouth until I get off.
>>3825742
What was that? Speak up. Oh, I get it. You said "Your cock is so delicious mistress!" right? What a good girl~ That deserves a little reward at least. C'mon, take my cock out of your mouth and bend over. I'm going to shove this thing in your boypussy and smash your prostate until your cock is gushing handsfree~
>>3825772
I think you may have me confused for someone else! If you did stuff in a /trash/ thread with a samus, it definitely wasn't me.
>>3825776
Don't let others greatness discourage you, let it motivate you.
>>3825816
Anon is right. It's usually more busier around the night time (at least where I'm from.) Cause most of the ava here are from America as far as I can gather.
>>3825697
Ya? What do you do?
And what happened yesterday?
>>3825687
You know, out off all the people I've interacted on ERP threads, including when they were on /b. You are by far my favorite. I hope you go far and never stop.
As for me, I want that $200,000 annual income life style. I want to live in a big ass house with a shit load of money. I guess more and more a baller lifestyle.
I'm already on my way with what I do, just waiting for my big break. But until then, I work 3 jobs in order to kick start things.
But go you man. What's your avatar's
name by chance?
>>3825756
Ya I'm loving every second with her. I just wished more avatars would be more like her.
>>3825776
Don't take it personal. Is just an opinion. Also. Erp isn't a competition
>>3825857
well let me just check
you're the same Samus that loves teasing tiny cocks and taking bull cocks right? if not, then no, you are definitely not the same
>>3825857
forgot the samus again, whoops!
>>3825897
That's not me, no
>>3825730
>grins viciously, stepping toward him, her heels lightly clacking all the way
>"Good" she mouths
>she rips the blade from his hands snd points it up under his neck
>the message is clear, Neo is the boss here
>>3825919
I'm gunna fap to you. Just saying
>>3825857
How about I do you one better...
>he says, as he walks over time her and rips her clothes off.
Ready?
>he asked the confused Samus, as he picks her up and leans her up against a wall, about cock high at his face.
Bet you weren't expecting this you dumb bitch...
>he insulted her as he begins to kiss the head of her unit.
>for Samus, being lifted over 6 feet off the ground made her a bit nervous, but anyone c I uld clearly see she was enjoying herself.
You like that?
>he taunted her. Now sticking her entire head of her member in his mouth...
Mhhmm...
>>3825857
>He pulls his head back, his spit drooling from her well sucked cock as he rises to his feet.
Yes Mistress!
>He quickly drops his pants to his ankles and bends over, his own cock hard in anticipation.
>>3825941
You fap to everything.
>>3825872
I work at my local store. I'm a sales assistant.
And to cut a long story short. I'm such a newfag, I stupidly got baited. And I haven't followed ava etiquette cause I never knew it existed (Of course, all leading in back to being a newfag.)
Soo. Yeah. Did that explain it?
>>3825736
Oh and Wriggle Nightbug.
>>3825976
DON'T JUDGE ME
>>3825925
>Anon puts his hands up, trying his best to look non threatening. His voice becomes shaky as he speaks.
Please don't kill me, i'll do whatever you want.
>>3825936
We have our own 3 samus, we had cuck samus, futa samus, and vanilla samus, now we have /v/ samus
>>3825976
My god... if only you RP, I would be in heaven.
>>3825997
I'll judge you all I like bitchtits.
>>3826012
I do.
One session a day until I'm back into the swing of things.
>>3826011
wait, I was going to assume this was Futa Samus..... then what is /v/ Samus? seriously, tell me the difference there
>>3825853
Spotted the cunt.
>>3826042
From the looks of it, /v/ Samus is the one that's actually good.
>>3825936
My only hard limits are gorey snuff, foodplay, 18-, furry stuff, beast, and vomit. Everything else is fair game, though I may decline it just because It doesn't excite me too much and I don't I'd be able to write it well.
>>3825941
Thank you~
>>3825943
You call that being romantic on spontaneous? Sure, whatever. Just... ooh... it does feel good... B-but its not good enough! Do it faster you incompetent cocksucker. I want to feel like I'm about to explode in you mouth. If you let up for even just a moment, I'll slam you back down on the ground full force!
>>3825965
Mhm~ Such a lovely little pussy on you. Tell me, have you ever stuck a finger in your butt? Ever heard those stories online about how men got off by fingering their prostate? Well, I'm about to teach you what it means to cum with your butt. You're about to become my little addicted anal whore. You'll never want to get off on anything but your ass again~
Mhm~ Can you feel that? I've got my thick lubed up cockhead pressed against your whole. Oooh... Oooh, it's going in... Aaah... AaaaHAAA It's in~! Oooh my god you're so fucking tight! I love your asshole so much! I'm going down to the hilt of my cock. Ooooh yes! You have such an amazing boypussy!
>>3826044
Cry about it
>>3825736
Oikawa Shizuku
Though she's anything but flatchested
>>3826078
Cry about it.
>>3826076
>18-
so you won't be doing /ss/?
>>3825985
It's fine. It's just /trash. Any those rules are more or less guidelines than anything.
Honestly, I don't like RPing as an avatar. It keeps you grounded as character. However, it is nice to have a foundation to go off of.
What avatar would you like to use?
>>3826042
I'm the samus that posts occasionally on /v/. I don't know who the other Samus >>3825897 is talking about is, but I'm the one who's posted throughout this thread and did the normal samus gangbang / the futa stuff now.
>>3826036
Is that session by still up grabbing?
>>3826118
Cuck Samus was actually pretty recent all things considered...
>>3826072
makes a lot of spelling mistakes and is basically writing out cybersex, not roleplay.
But that's asking for the argument of what the difference is.
>>3826139
Ehh if they stay they will learn formatting here, Morrigan did it that way when they started here to
>>3825872
Well I'll tell you this, it may seem generic but it comes from experience, and also the heart.
You probably know it already but don't give up on that shit, that's the wosrt thing that could ever happen to you. Just keep going with your head held high and ignore all the petty nonsense and keep your eyes on the prize, all of that.
You can have that big lavish lifestyle, you can have almost anything if you want and put your mind to it.
Me, I'm happy with that small lifestyle, small house, decent car, big dog and the love of my life.
You can do it anon!
>
>>3826036
Somebody fucked me so deep they were dragging the lips of my womb about and I passed out earlier in this very thread anon.
>>3826126
>>3826153
Woops, responded to myself by accident.
>>3826076
>His mouth opens wide, panting and groaning in a mixture of pain and ecstasy as she plows his ass.
Y-yes I have Mistress! I've fingered my ass but never cum from anything in it before!
>He braced himself and allowed his ass to open up more, loudly yelping with each deeper thrust into him.
Th-thank you Mistress!
>>3826116
I have a list. Ive already played three in trash but after yesterday, it's apparent I need to learn a bit more about 4chan before I post. I mean id post regardless. But id like to piss off the least amount of people as I can, If possible.
>>3826153
It was fun, too~
>>3826076
then would /v/ Samus consider getting impregnated?~
>>3826173
Anons will jump on anyone for anything like tenryuu said, you do need a bit more lurking but you can see the difference in how samus writes to the anons that write them as a base example, I stalked threads for two months before my first anon posting which I did for 3 months before I picked up JackO as an avatar, lurking before posting is just the rules of the land here
>>3826076
> As she makes her threats, he gently apply his teeth on the skin of her shaft. He looks up at her with confident mischievous eyes. As if telling her that he is in control.
Mhm...
>he tries to smile as her cock is still in his mouth. He begins to move his head back and forth. Since her member is small and useless, he easily reached the wall of her pelvic area.
> he hastens his speed faster, and faster and faster! The thought of neglecting his mistress was no where insight.
Uhmmm...
>as he pleases her, he then realizes that he hasn't been true to her as she deserves. He uses one of his hands that's holding her up against the wall, and navigates it to her small and fragile balls. He then begins to toy and squeeze them. Hearing her moan and cry in pain was ecstasy for him...
>(How am I doing? Feel free to switch it up, I think I'm gonna start fapping soon, so my response won't be as long. Hope you're enjoying yourself)
>>3826167
(No worrirs)
Nice! I just got here. No worries bud. Glad you had fun!
>>3826173
>#18
p-please......
I want to cuck Krillin
>>3826173
Personally though, you also learn by doing too. I wouldn't let the mob mentality get to you.
A lot of hunger games people have also migrated her for shit posting, so it's all grab and take what you can.
Nice list by the way, mind if I add a suggestion to it?
>>3826152
Thanks man! I really appreciate it. It does mean a lot.
Hey, maybe one day we'll RP with each other.
Keep kicking ass bud.
>>3826172
Oh gooood, you're such a good little fucking faggot. Take that girl cock. Feel every pump of that thick, delectable member smashing against your prostate. Feel my naked breasts pressing against your back. You're being dominated like the slutty girl you are~ My sperm is going to be seeping out of your ass for weeks!
>>3826229
(Fap as much as you want. You're doing fine, myy only objective is to get you to cum~ Sorry if my replies are getting a little less involved, starting to tire out)
OW! S-stop! You're not the one in control here, I am! Let g-go of my balls or I'm gonna... g-gonna... Oooh its not like I like that or anything, just stop. I'm your mistress, don't disobey me or I'll squeeze your balls super hard too!
>>3826210
Sure~ Some other time though, I'm starting to run out of steam. Probably gonna stop after these two unless someone has a really delicious, kinky idea that sparks my interest and energy back up.
>Get into Granblue Fantasy because waifus
>only one person uses characters from here still
fuck
I wish I knew sooner.
>>3826312
characters from there*
>>3826342
>Greentext your actions
say stuff in standard text
Of course people don't mind deviation too much.
>>3826309
you really need to come back more, this is a great place for you to make anons cum and we need a more regular samus
>>3826309
It...It feels so good in my ass, Mistress.
>He moans in pleasure as his ass adjusts to her girth, panting heavily, her cock roughly rubbing his prostate.
Please....Fill me with your cum, Mistress!
>His moans grow louder with each thrust, precum dripping from his tip
>>3826263
Sure I'm open to more.
>>3826244
If you hear later I will. I'm working right now.
>>3826212
Noted. But yeah, someone didn't like me not posting a picture with every reply as I ava'd. Go figure.
>>3826342
Oh I know that. I picked that up in a matter of minutes. You might have been in some of the trash ERP threads I've posted in.
Tomboyish anon here, thanks for the suggestions but I remembered Makoto was a thing and might try her unless I find something better.
>>3826415
Its easier to find your posts if you keep a main ava as you, Ive migrated mine over to the Mimic since it would be easier to shitpost with images of boxes for example
>>3826173
I think you're doing fine. Wasn't here yesterday though, so, yeah. Just ignore people who say things you don't find agreeable, you'll be fine.
>>3826210
How many flipping people do you intend to knock up, breed anon?!
>>3826480
>implying I'll stop anytime soon
(Are any of the people i was playing with the other day around?)
>>3826576
(The one you were cutting open and drinking blood from is here)
>>3826409
Ooh anon, that's music to my ears! "Fill me with your cum". I'm going to breed your asshole like an animal and shoot of pints of sticky white semen into your heavenly asshole. I'm going to pump you like a pocket pussy and slam against your hips until I've drained my balls. I can't hold on anymore anon. Aaaah~ Your asspussy is too sweet~! I-I'm cumming! I'M CUMMIIIINNG~
>>3826576
(I was the one whose balls you stomped and crushed a few days ago!)
>>3826590
>(The one you were cutting open and drinking blood from is here)
>>3826309
>(Ya I was starting to wonder that. We can stop if you like. I'm only 20% to cumming anyway, so I have a while)
>He cocks his eyebrows to her threats again. But this time, he decides to listen.
Have it your way mistress...
>He said after removing his mouth from her member. He gives her cock on last kiss on the top of hear cock's head and gently puts her down.
>The aftermath of him sucking her off, left his cock dry and flaccid.
Damn, looks like I'm back to square one. Mind you taking point mistress? I can lay down or you can throw me to the ground or whatever.
>>3826594
>He pants heavily as you continue, blushing as you taunt and tease, his body tensing once you finish inside of him.
Ahhnn~!
>Almost immediately, his own seed burst from him, landing on the ground, yours starting to spill from his ass.
Th-thank you...
>>3826576
You tied me up and wanted me to become your toy
Evening fags
So much paperwork.
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3826653
>Evening
what are you, a yurop?
>>3826616
>>3826644
Thanks for the fun~ Sorry, but I'm way too tired to continue for now. See you maybe some other time~
>>3826653
Let us fuck you
>>3826681
Nope EST
>>3826686
Nope
>>3826590
(The one i had cuffed and on the ground? If you want we can continue in like 30 minutes.)
>>3826601
(Hey there senpai! You want me to abuse your poor little sack some more?)
>>3826651
(Did i have you strapped to the chair? I think i've done that to 2 or 3 anons. If you want we can countinue in half an hour like i said earlier. It would help if i had your reply though.)
>>3826685
Alright, later Samus.
>>3826685
/v/ Samus a new best
>>3826685
See you around!
>>3826700
How do I let out my pent up sexual tension then?
>>3826703
(I'm certainly not going to say no if you're offering! I'll still be around in a half hour, just lurking at work, so I may be slow. Until I get home)
>>3826703
Yup, handcuffed, chest cut open and yandere licking the wound, up to continue whenever~
>>3826730
On some other slut here.
>>3826644
Were you able to finish? I wasn't, want to finish the job for her?
>>3826703
You did strap me. I don't even remember what I typed, but if it helps any I willingly let you take the lead after bursting into tears and you wore the maid outfit.
>>3826762
What if you're the slut I want?
>>3826803
Well I'm going to crush your dreams because i'm only here to post my face and trigger people.
>>3826815
Shame
Guess I'll save my load on whatever sex shows up later.
I love you guys.
>>3826858
Aww, thanks! <3
>>3826858
And we live you, Tsuyu-chan~!
>hugs, smooches
>>3826766
I was already abusedby one cock today, do you need to make it two? ;-;
>>3826886
Would you mind? I'm like 75% to cumming.
>>3826851
is that where you've been?
>>3826899
I mean, if you're giving me a choice, I'd rather not...
>>3826899
Okay, so I feel pretty bad I had to leave before you came, but maybe this can help you get there? I missed a session with an anon over email who wanted to play with a super tsundere samus, so I wrote him a short fapfic with that stuff. Maybe this'll help?
http://pastebin.com/zj8RwyHu
>>3823990
>That feel when you miss your rabbitfu
I hope you have a nice 1st.... Btw what do Canadians do on the 1st?
>Snuggles
>>3826946
is secret hide out
u miss me
or no
>>3826997
missed, yes!
>>3827013
oo
miss u 2
anone
make me happy
did u njoy day
>>3826876
>>3826879
Cuties!
>>3827045
it's been alright!
what about for beary?
>>3826576
(I called you my friend and you kneed me in the crotch, sound familiar?)
>>3826970
You're way too good for us.
>>3827089
no no no
alrite day no enough
nice day
is wat u need
>i touch u're face
pat pat
now nice
so u feel good
& happy
is beary nice day
4 me
but lil hot
sun is attacking
>Still no Nazrin to FFM anons with.
LOLI RODENTS UNITE.
>>3827297
I'm gonna be the M right?
>>3827297
>Wanting furry lolis
>>3827314
>Disliking bungirls
>>3827297
I remember back when /v/ used to have /ERP/ generals there was a Nazrin who posted a lot, but he was a really cringy tranny in training that had this clique of guys he played TF2 with all the time and got like 100-200 dollars of hats from.
>>3827325
euch, that don't sound too good.
>>3827160
Be sure to take care yourself. Sometimes you can get sick by the heat. Not the same anon but is nice to see you here. Now I'm studying at the moment just wanted to say that.
>>3827324
>Implying Nazrin and Tewi are on the same level of fur
h-hi everyone
>page 7
you absolute madmen
>>3827350
ears and tail my dude.
>>3827368
Still say Tewi is like 1000x better than that rat fucker.
>>3827392
Well I mostly want a Nazrin RPer because one of my friends is a dirty waifufag that waifus her and I want to mean it slightly more when I say "I fucked you're waifu"
>>3827324
Bungirls best girls
>>3827338
this is nice advice
thank u 4 look after me
is hot but no so bad
but still no like
rly sweaty wen hot
sweat fast
u take car urself 2 ok
nice boi
wen u need help 4 study
u ask me
mayb can help u
if u want
>>3827425
Damn. That's savage.
>>3827324
I want to lick your bunny feet
>>3827438
Thanks and don't worry! I mean I'm good for myself. I don't want to bother you with my stuff. But thanks for the nice words!
Fran > Tewi
Prove me wrong
>>3827467
Start a dicksucking competition
>>3827467
Sponty > Any bunny girl
>>3827446
What are you anon? Some kind of sick perv?
>>3827467
Larsa is more fuckable than Fran, just look at the doujins XII got!
>>3827467
can't go wrong with delicious brown
>>3827464
i understan
but
u no bother me
like 2 help always
promise beary big
>i giv u so big hug
always her 4 u ok
Hiya ERP~
>>3827559
Aww that is cute. Thanks! See you other time beary. Keep being nice!
>>3827551
>What are you anon? Some kind of sick perv?
kinda... yeah
*I grab her little foot and gently lick her toes
any problem with that, bunny dear?
>>3827574
Hey Isabelle , how're you?
>>3827579
This anon has the right idea
>>3827551
>Urge to play a girly Larsa rising.
>>3827576
u r 2
u go study ok
& u have fun
beary important
u keep bein nice 2
cu anone
>i .wav bybye
>>3827574
>Human dogwife
what will they do next?
>>3827579
>the little bun giggles and writhes in response, her legs flailing against his grasp.
Anon no that tickles! Cut it out!
>>3827592
>Larsa
>Not getting fucked in the ass for the good of the people.
https://nhentai.net/g/37372/
https://nhentai.net/g/36686/
https://nhentai.net/g/36685/
>>3827617
MY MAN.
>>3827617
>Larsa not being super girly already
I'm still so hype for that remaster. I wanna lick Ashe's butt.
>>3827494
Which OC Donut steel is better- Sponty or Lady Onikumo?
>>3827574
What do we have for today Isabelle? I'm the Mayor, I can handle it...
>>3827652
I can tell you just from seeing what I've seen of Sponty in here and the one image of Lady Onikumo you just posted, Onikumo by a country mile.
>>3827643
Armpits!
(That took a lot longer than i thought.)
>>3826701
Me?
>>3826743
(Ok let me just set the scene)
>The sun had set on yet another perfectly ordinary day, well there was one thing out of the ordinary, your stalker was strangely absent today. After entering your home you are surprised to hear rustling coming from your bedroom. Your parents were supposed to be gone for a few days, but maybe they came home early? You decide to check it out, opening the door expecting to find your mom or your dad but its somebody completely different. Sitting on your bed is your stalker. She has a used shirt of yours in hand and what appears to be a box of sweets next to her. You had caught her in the middle of inhaling, and when she opens her eyes she spots you. Instead of embarrassment or surprise she just smiles, as if there was absolutely nothing wrong here.
Good evening Senpai~
>>3826749
(As i recall, you were trying to take off my shirt.)
>She grabs on to your hands, guiding them up to help you, not wanting to let your out of your binds for one minute.
Here Senpai, let me help you.
>Lifting her arms she leans forward, allowing you to take her shirt off even with your cuffed hands and limited mobility. She pulls against you, finally removing the clothing and leaving nothing but a black, lacy bra. She gets back into position straddling your legs, pushing you back down.
Do you like it Senpai? Its just like the women from those magazines you love?
>>3826770
(Yea i remember that one)
>I rub my thigh highs against you more vigorously, each stroke pushing against your now painfully hard erection.
Im glad your a virgin senpai, the thought of you having sex with other girls....
>Her expression turns sour for a moment. Out of nowhere she stabs the chair with her knife, narrowly missing you by a few inches. She exhales, her anger replaced by happiness.
>>3827117
(Yes! I think i can squeeze you in. according to this https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3773331/#q3776006 its your turn.)
>>3827640
>those links
>mfw this is the only Fran/Larsa pic I can find
Why live
>>3827671
If they're girly, I'd love to have more straight boy avatars around. I'd pick up Fran myself just to fuck him.
>The golden headed girl paces back and forth in short quick steps, stepping over her small polar bear cub with each turn as he helplessly tries to fallow the derectionless journey of the girl. Each stride waves a strong scent of maple to any passers by as she quickle jobs back ancd forth, crumbling a bit of papper in her hand again and again, Clearly stressing she huffs and puffs hot breaths before muttering to herself
It's okay.. it's okay.. I can do this. The American girl does this all the time. Today's your big day! You can do this you can do this you can do this!
>With a huff she stumbles into the thread, beaming a wide cheery smile at every single anon, clearing her throat with a stiff cough she strightens up as she presents her paper before her before reading
O-on this day about a hundred and forty nine years ago... Oh geez that's awhile ago.. U-Uhmm. A really long time ago on this day three great colonies joined t-together to become one even greater country! This day was first known as Dominion day until 1982 where it was changed to Canada day! S-so.. uhmm.. Hope you all have a great Canada day!
>>3827643
>XII remaster announced
>Bunch of the shittaste FF fans get upset because it isn't "MUH SEVEN" despite 7 remake already being in development.
I just hope for more Larsa trap doujins desu.
>>3827765
cute boys best girls.
>>3827745
Yes you! You're gonna be mine princess!
>>3827810
make like your flag and leaf.
>>3827810
Canada Day? You do anything special on it like light fireworks or something?
>>3827815
>>Bunch of the shittaste FF fans get upset because it isn't "MUH SEVEN" despite 7 remake already being in development
I don't think that happened at all.
>>3827745
(If it's too much that's cool, but here foes nothing anyway)
>Anon howls in pain and falls to the ground, tears forming in his eyes as he rolls around on the floor from the pain in his crotch
W-what was that for!?
>>3827850
A lot of people were saying XII shouldn't get a remaster calling it the worst final fantasy game.
Because they have objectively shit taste.
>>3827838
my dick is STILL hard from seeing this game
how long has it even been?
>>3827810
DMG please go and stay go.
>>3827810
Happy Canada day canucks. You guys make great neighbors!
>>3827745
Its better then the woman from my magazines... because its real.. because its you...
>His eyes trace her figure, he didnt realize how busty she was, even while still bleeding from his wound he seems to to lose blood flow from somewhere else
Should we get my wound treated before we do more?
>>3827873
Oh that's what you meant? I was saying that no one would be mad about VII since it's already getting remade.
>>3827873
You're good people Nue
>>3827850
It sure did.
>>3827841
I.. Uhmm I like the leaf..
>>3827844
Y-yes we do! Fireworks and BBQs are our main activities! Much like American's 4th of July!
>>3827884
(Love you too)
>>3827900
Thanks Mr Red White and Blue! You're great as well! I hope your wait for your big day isn't to long!
>>3827810
>Claps and gives her a rose.
I wish Canada has a floral emblem but I think that will work. It was pretty cute.
>>3827920
Why, FF7 is already getting remade?
>>3827927
>Pisses on
>>3827948
People are retards and think that a HD remake is going to cause significant delay to them entirely redoing 7, it's like how people complain in MMOs thinking that spells getting new icons is delaying a new feature.
>>3827927
Only 3 more days! But today isn't about us, it's about you guys and your Tim Hortons. Have a great one.
>Salutes
>>3827941
>Taking a rose meekly she bows ever so slightly, beaming a wide, grinning smile at the anon
Thank you Mr Anon! But the maple leaf is nothing to scoff at! The leaf is beautiful and an icon to my great nation!
>>3827745
(Ball bust anon here. Just left work and gotta do a few things, but I'll reply as soon as I get a chance!)
>>3827985
Oh that makes sense now. I'm actually pretty excited for XII. The story did nothing for me, but it has my favorite exploration and battle system in any game. I hear the job system makes the characters feel like more than blank slates.
>>3828004
>He smiles before gently petting her and nodding.
That's right. But I don't think gifting a leaf to a cute girl isn't a true gift...I should have give you a little maple tree now that I'm thinking it. Just a little reward for a cuteness like that. I will like to stay but sadly I have to study hard. I have like..3 exams next week so. Have a good 1st!
>>3827927
(This is you, dmg?)
>>3828000
Thanks once again! I'll have a double double and a Labatt for you! Have a great day!
>>3828091
>Nuzzling into the petting she warmly smiles at the anon as his hand drifts throughout her golden hair
Have a good one anon! I'll be about all day spreading the great word of our Great White North!... If that's okay that is...
>>3828111
(... Maybe)
>>3828141
Is this a specific character you're playing? If so, please tell me who she is, she's super cute.
>>3828141
How do you like your poutine, senpai?
>>3827810
(Who let my hat free?)
>>3827432
Only the full kit futa ones
>>3827838
Princess?
Sorry but my heart belongs to Senpai.
>>3827855
>She stares down at you, her body trembling from anger. Her cold dark eyes pierce through you, showing her complete indifference to your pain. She gently places a foot on your chest, pushing down just enough so that you know she meant business.
Who is she...
>>3827910
Treat your wound? Oh of course, how silly of me.
>She leans forward and moves her tongue up and down your cut, lapping up the blood as it leaks out.
Did you know saliva has antibacterial properties? My spit is going to protect you Senpai.
>She pulls over her discarded shirt, pushing it against his wound.
I told you, i am going to take care of you. Forever.
>>3828008
(Thats alright, take your time.)
>>3828157
(Honestly I just goggled Canada chan and found a few pics of her. Looking deeper into it she's from a manga called Hetalia: Axis Powers. The character is Male, but there was a female character too. Her name is just Canada from what I understand. I honestly never read a page of it.)
>>3828173
Mine? Oh heavens, well if I can I'd love thick cut fries with a light gravy, and a small bit of white cheese curds. Not to much! Poutine is a heavy meal for a hard working County like Canada!
>>3828202
(I'd like to be on top of you all day~)
>>3828202
>Rimshot
>>3828238
>Anon looks up at her, completely confused. He was surprised at how firmly she was able to press down on his chest.
W-who is...who?
>>3828141
I don't know what in the name of Jesus H. Christ is a double double and a Labatt is, but I goddamn sure do hope you enjoy it!
I have decided to RP Mike Stoklasa
Watching your ERP sessions.
>>3828249
(You don't know Hetalia? That's the biggest yaoi bait on the market. Anyways I'll be glad to take you up on the offer when I get home if you're around!)
>>3828238
And I believe you... can you take care of me now... and we can make love for the first time... you dont even need uncuff me!
>Once his wound is mostly closed up he leans in to kiss her, his fingers fidgeting in his cuffs
I love you...
>How could he not love the only woman who would ever love him... they all would rather die then talk to him, one by one something happend to every girl he noticed but not her... she stayed beside him
>>3828238
I'll fight 'em for you.
I won't let them keep you hostage princess!
>>3828324
Link?
>Blake
>>3828386
I swear to God I still don't know if you're a troll but I hate your fucking guts.
>>3828430
It's obviously a troll. Lurk moar.
>>3828441
That's it?
>>3828287
A double double is a common phrase used by Canadians across this beautiful country! It's just a simple way to say two sugar two milk! Most commonly used at Tim Horton's but understood across the great white north! However I personally like Three sugar in my tea.
And Labatt is one of our greatest brewing companies. Founded all the way back in 1847. HQ being in the great city of Toronto! Personally I like the Maximun Ice for it's strong taste and 7.1% Alcohol Content!
>>3828307
(I don't Yaoi so that's most likely why I don't know of it. I'll be waiting for you, Miss Red White and Blue <3
>>3828459
It's a reference to a named "anon" who got too attached to a Link ava and went looking for him after he stopped coming here.
>>3828403
s-source?
>>3828463
Alright, good to know! I'll get out of your hair now Miss, you'll see enough of us in 3 days. Now go out and enjoy your country!
Make a Justin Trudeau folder and violate this girl? >>3828463
Y/N
>>3828538
>Make a Justin Trudeau folder
Y
>and violate this girl?
N
Trudeau is a cuck among cucks, Make him masturbate while Canada gets gangbanged by refugees.
I forgot to ask but we haven't had a Makoto as of yet, have we?
>>3828561
LITTLE
>>3828569
No, but I'd love it if someone did.
>>3828561
But Justin Trudeau is doing a great job of raping the country!
He's sold off all of their gold reserves which means it'll be very easy for the economy to tank.
(But passing her around muslims was an idea.)
>>3828583
DID I KNOW, I WAS ALREADY DEAD.
>>3828528
You as well anon! Have a great day!
>>3828538
>Stares into the distance as she has a case of PTSD as she remembers all the refugee groups that raped her with thick, dirty brown cocks.
>Moments later she lays on the ground and cries
>>3828591
Okay, good, just making sure. I'm working on it now.
Hey ERP <3
I'm really sorry! I'd like to apologize to everyone who was expecting an appearance from me last night. It's a really embarrassing situation, but rest assured I'll be doing my best today to indulge to all the needs I've let go unattended.
>>3828273
>She steps down even harder, grinding her heel against your ribs.
You know who! The no good filthy slut that took your heart!
>She lifts her foot and slams it down, leaving a noticeable bruise on your skin.
Tell me her name!
>>3828322
>Yandere-chan meets your lips, your own blood staining your mouth and the inside of your cheeks as you kiss. She puts a hand on the back of your head, pushing you into her as her tongue makes its way around your mouth. She pulls back slowly, giving your bottom lip one last nibble before separating.
I'm so glad to hear you say that!
>She leans forward, her now wet slit rubbing against your cock.
Are you ready?
>>3828324
Nobody is holding me hostage.
I can take care of myself.
>>3828492
Of course!
>She takes his head in her hands, giving him a quick peck on the cheek.
I'll make sure you love me with ALL of your heart.
>>3828642
>to indulge to all the needs I've let go unattended.
I don't follow.
>>3828673
She gonna zuck ya dick
>>3828663
>Anon winces with pain as he feels the heel of her shoe grind against her ribs, he yells as loudly as he can
I don't think who you're talking about! I've never even had a girlfriend!
>He screams in pan as her foot slams down onto his chest
OW! That hurt you bitch!
>>3828642
(Hood anon)
I was wondering where you went!
>>3828642
>Runs up to the maid and gives her a big hug
Oh, it was no big deal!
>>3828663
Yes... Im ready to give you my virginity my love~
>His cock is throbbing and his hips gently push up to let her feel how ready he was, once the kiss is broken he trails down her neck
And your bra?
>>3828642
Hello! If it isn't my favorite maid...
>The young master came over and rubbed her on the head.
I love you like always.
>>3828702
>Hood anon
STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA
IS YOU A BUSTA
>>3828663
Are you sure about that? I was told that a girl from the nearby village had been taken off in a recent attack.. Or..
>He brandishes his sword and shield, pointing the blade towards the mysterious girl.
Are you really even a girl? Perhaps you are a simple trick of the mind, well I will not fall for it!
>>3828762
Shut yo bitch ass up before you end up in a ditch you cracka ass nigga
>>3828663
How exactly does this sex thing work?
>Senpai felt confused as he received his kiss
>>3828762
You rang?
>>3828673
Everyone needs a pleasant maid to get them through the day, right? At least from time to time, maybe? I'm sure you need tea or sandwiches or something.
>>3828702
Ah, sorry to keep you waiting for so long. As you know, and perhaps expect from a maid as competent as I, I wear many hats and this sometimes leads to cases of mistaken identity! At any rate, my issues are resolved and I am here to provide apology services for my absence.
>>3828736
My word, thank you for being so kind anon, but it was a big deal. When a professional gives their word people need to be able to depend on it! Now, is there anything a maid can provide you this evening?
>>3828757
Master! It's been a while, I'm glad to see you again. I'm... um... sorry about how things went last time. I got kind of carried away in the heat of things, and you didn't seem to mind, and it just... I hope everything is okay between us.
>>3828867
>Pisses on
>>3828403
Why do boys make better girls than girls?
>>3828902
Because dicks are majestic and men are more fun to be around than women
>>3828867
Oh, that? I am not angry in the slightest! I would gladly show my love for you anywhere. And I am certain the same goes for you.
>>3828867
Oh my, I should've stated who I am! I'm your roommate, remember?
>I look at her quizzically
It's alright if you forgot! It's been a little while.
>I playfully tug on her horns
>>3828867
Oh uh...well then. One cup of tea I guess. Extra milk.
>>3828621
Chubby snek is the best kind.
>tfw you work too much to partake with regularly posting prime time avas so you have no connection to any of them and all you can do is post during dead hours and help the occasional anon get off
some days it gets to me, i wish i could hang out with iowa and miku and others while they do their thing
>>3828867
I don't exactly intend to let you off easy for your absence, so whatever these "apology services" are, they better be good!
Otherwise I might have to look elsewhere for a maid.
>>3828958
Who art thou?
>>3828958
Literally me. Some days I feel sad checking in from work and seeing what I miss. I blog about it enough.
>>3828958
Posting during dead hours is a god send anon. You're doing gods work!
>>3828959
Stop talking like a white boi, you from the hood, nigga!
>>3828958
>Hug
Sorry, sir! I'll be here for you in spirit!
>>3828987
I ain't trippin my nigga you gotta sweet talk these white girls you can't just walk in like any hood thot y'know what I'm sayin nigga
>>3829015
You gotta be proud from where you from, know what I'm sayin? Don't be no coconut ass mothafucka, that ain't hood shit. That's sellin out shit.
>>3829058
Smh nigga aight I hear yo ass but you gotta watch out nigga, finna end up on the first 48 with yo roasts
>>3828958
I'm sorry anon! Miku-Miku will be cheering you on!
>>3828694
>Her eyes widened, did her senpai really call her a bitch? But why would he do that, didn't he love her? She slowly takes her foot off you, taking a few steps back. Her face turns from one of anger to sadness.
I see....Senpai hates me....
>She picks up her bag, digging around for a small container she had just brought from school. She finds and opens it, revealing a small syringe. She looks over to you, a menacing grin growing on her face.
Oh well, i guess i'll have to MAKE senpai love me.
>>3828751
My, Senpai is really horny today~
>I reach behind my back, unbuttoning the brassiere. I then place a hand on my breast, peeling them off my skin and letting my fleshy mounds hang free in front of you. I move back and forth slightly, letting them jiggle while i watch your reaction.
Do you like?
>>3828778
>Branding my knife i point it directly at you.
Of course i am girl! Have you ever seen a boy with breasts?
>>3828810
You don't have to lie to me Senpai, a teenager like you not knowing a thing about sex?
>I start to unzip your pants, pulling them down just enough for your dick to pop out. I bite my lip as my fingers wrap the base of your shaft.
Senpai's cock....
>>3828810
>>3828882
Ah... This is so embarrassing anon, but if it's what I can do to make this up to you...
>>3828931
Well, normally I wouldn't do that kind of thing somewhere so public. The atmosphere just got to me. B-but if master is that proud, we could again, maybe.
>>3828933
"Oh right!"
>Recognition warmed the look on her face.
"Thank you for being so accommodating, by the-"
>Her voice stopped short in a yelp as he touched her horns. The maid's cheeks flushed with a potent mixture of indignation and exhilaration.
"Be... ah! Be more careful with those!"
>>3828934
Oh but you aim so low! There are many kinds of milk and they all produce a different tea. I guarantee that I can provide anything exotic for you, as fresh as can be.
>>3828959
"Oh,"
>Surprising even herself, she didn't feel the sort of tension she thought she would at a threat on her job.
"As a matter of fact, I am rather adept at one form of apology."
>The maid even knelt elegantly, making sure to spread the hem of her uniform properly as she got on her knees before the man. She looked up at him from between his legs, continuing.
"Of course, only with your permission. How does this maid's penance suit you?"
>>3828958
Don't give up! As a matter of fact, save up for when the opportunity finally presents itself.
>>3828979
That may be true but at least you're top of the cutebote rankings.
>>3829245
Its a dream come true...
>His face reaches towards her chest to lovingly kiss her breasts as his hips seem to move on their own to grid his cock into her lips
Im eager for my first time with you...
Succubus summoning attempt.
This isn't actually a magical grimoire, it's just filled with lewd pictures of traps.
>>3829245
M-maybe a little...
>When his fully erect cock appeared, he felt a bit flushed from the embarrassment of showing his member.
Aren't you supposed to get naked too?
>>3829245
>Having multiple sempais
Yandere-chan. How could you have whored yourself out to this many people?
After everything I taught you.
>>3829431
>Sempai
Did you expect a Lithuanian to know Japanese anon? Hush before I test out her handiwork on you.
>>3829276
Yes, I believe what you have in mind would be sufficient.
>He tries to keep his cool as his maid preemptively positions herself on her knees before him, he leans back in his chair, bringing his arms up to rest his hands on the back of his neck. Within his pants his thick member begins to pulse to life, bringing tension to his pants.
Carry on, then.
>>3829528
We haven't even hit image limit.
>>3829713
No but if you haven't noticed this thread is at page 10 so it will soon be pruned.
>>3829726
Pretty far from page 11. It'll still be here in an hour.
Unless you make threads to bump it off.
>>3829748
>Doesnt know hg thread spamming
