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>>3808945
You're trying to trick me.
Man, I could go for some Chick Fil A right about now...
>>3808943 (Al/the guy with the helmet)
Perfect! Now then we just need to find a target to attack and start leveling up!
inb4 pruned
>>3808950
>removes pickles
>eats it all
>>3808950
You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
>>3808881
Hmmm...yes! But money is not the main reason, the things I fight with look like you and me...but they aren't human! So, I have to do something or else...we would all be eaten!
>>3808960
How am I trying to trick you?
>>3808961
>heels up
IS WESTERN SPY, BLIN!
>>3808968
>removing pickles
What's wrong with you?
>>3808929
I admit, it's a bad habit. But I can't help it when I'm surrounded by total cuties!~
Um
>>3808986
Not him but I have a pickle allergy
>>3808986
He has too good of taste is what's wrong here
>>3808977
You're trying to make me look like a fool.
I beat you to that though.
>>3808993
Um
>>3808986
>pickles
>>3808965
Tell me you don't want to go around beating up and bullying random people.
>>3808975
So you just deal with cannibals?
>>3808986
I'm with him, no pickles please
>>3808923
I mean what do you think about me and...?
Of course i don't. I have sinister plans for somebody else but not you.
>>3808993
Holy shit fuck off cancer
>>3808991
You're a cutie.
>>3809002
Not really, I just want your steam.
>>3808986
I onlt wish I remembered to get pepperjack cheese on it
>>3808993
WHAAAAAT IS IT, ANON? YOU CAN TELL ME ANNNNNYYYTHING! AS THE HERO I'M AS TRUSTWORTHY AS POSSIBLE!
>>3809016
Y-You too
>>3809018
Is that a thing?
Do they do that?
>>3808993
Um what?
UM WHAT!?
>>3809010
but it's to save the Roka Adventure Guild, as well as the entire world!
>>3808950
>not getting the Grilled Chicken Cool Wrap
>>3809017
Before I do that, who am I talking to?
>>3808991
>lewding with someone who isn't Stain or Izuku and not killing them at the end
That's not cuuuute at all, just kinda totally disgusting.
>>3808993
Kys
>>3809010
>nods
Yes! But, they just "look" like you and me, they're not human, hence they're not cannibals...but I think they also eat among eachother, sooooo creepy!
>>3809032
>getting grilled chicken
What are you fucking gay?
>>3808993
Why do still let this cancerous fuck on our games
>>3809013
Think about you and.. what? Me? Also, who's the target of your sinister plans?
remember when kk had gender surgery
>>3809033
S-Shit... uhh... is this required?
>>3809027
they did
but they might have stopped doing it tho
>>3809051
>cringe theme
boy it's like they're inviting us directly
>>3809032
>Grilled Chicken
>Cool Wrap
That sounds fucking disgusting
>>3809056
Yep, I'm not gonna add someone I don't know.
>>3809030
Kid I think-- I wasn't prepared to deal with kids who are even more demanding than the Princess.
>>3809042
Human looking monsters who also eat each other. Got it, but I haven't met any of them here.
>>3808796
cyka blyat
>hacks your account at gunpoint
>>3809070
Post with your ava so I can filter you.
>>3809034
>not killing them
Um
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2994830/#2996065
>>3809072
Well you do know me...
>>3809077
>liking grilled chicken when fried is available
Post your ava so I can shitpost you
>>3809074
But I can't do it by myself, like you said I'm too small and weak... You don't want me to get hurt do you?
>>3809090
I know. So why not tell me who you are now since I'd find out through steam anyway?
>>3809108
>Fried tastes like shit.
>>3809108
>not liking fried
>>3809114
Because it's a trap!
>>3809108
>>Fried tastes like shit
>Get the fuck out of my thread
>>3809099
You're the devil and literally everything that's wrong with kids, you know that?
>>3809108
FUCKING GAY CONFIRMED
>>3809074
No? But I need something to do around here, and exterminating ghouls is all I can do...I can also draw pictures! But I'm not amazing or anything...
>>3809120
Nobody cares LF
>>3809108
>Not liking fried
Have you considered Suicide?
>>3809142
Well that's not really my problem, missy. I'm sure you can find something to do if you try hard enough.
>>3809147
You cared enough to reply.
Which avafags are gay besides >>3809108?
>>3809138
It didn't work and now you're being mean... and stop calling me a kid...
>>3809114
It's probably Ilya, unless you already have him on steam.
>>3809169
>avafag
that's an anon you silly little goose
>>3809170
It didn't work because if you see things that I've seen, you'll stop being affected by the curse of cuteness. Also I can't call you anything else but a kid or missy if I don't know your name.
>>3809181
brb getting Chick fil a
>>3808950
Hey, how much for that?
>>3809150
A trap I say!
>>3809216
hambahgah
>>3809212
REMEMBER TO GET PEPPERJACK ON IT
>>3809176
I just noticed she deleted me on steam.
>>3809219
I'm gonna have to go through a lot of therapy if you tell me that Ilya's actually a dude
>>3809164
But If I don't kill ghouls then I won't get recognized, then should I just slay all of you?
>>3809221
Yeah, that's what I want to buy.
I guess it's more like a chicken burger though, huh.
>>3809242
That would just make you a common criminal, missy.
>>3809206
Roka Shibasaki, Leader of the Roka Adventure Guild, and the creator of "Roka's Adventure Classic Survival Ultra Delux Game!"
>>3809050
Yes me and uhm, you...
My target is.. the students of hongmoon
>>3809216
Not for sale
>>3809176
Ouch, that easy huh?
>>3809231
No need for that then!
where the fuck is kamina with our game
kamina play erron black
>>3809258
This is a cruel, cruel twist of fate.
>>3809231
>Not knowing Ilya is black irl
Someone post the picture.
>>3809269
It's my food
Dumb cunt
>>3809265
Eating breakfast i would assume.
>>3809251
Those are some really fancy titles you have there, kid.
I miss Matoi
>>3809273
They're half n half, which is worse.
>>3809265
Kamina's food and this thread; both tastes like chicken
Ahahahahahahahah
>>3809252
Well, I barely know you, so saying whether or not we'd work well together relationship would be very difficult, though judging from your appearance... you're cute, I'll give you that, at least
>>3809263
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BOTshulk/
There's my end of the bargain
>3809273
What's that got to do with literally anything?
>>3809283
I try to be fancy as possible when the time calls for it!
So what is your name, hero #8?
CRAZY HG THEORIES
GO!
>>3809273
>>3809303
I can use this site I sweat
>>3809314
bolin is phone
>>3809314
Kamina isn't eating, he's ERPing with Squid Girl.
>>3809314
I'm in a coma and this is all in my head
>>3809314
Seth and Dean are the same person.
>>3809307
You can call me Al, because that's easier to remember than my full name. Al the random wanderer who just wants to survive for as long as possible.
>>3809266
>Runs to a corner
>Spams sand grenades
>Wins
>>3809300
>beats absolutely senseless
>>3809314
Raven is Mokou is Dean
>>3809332
He said crazy, not believable.
>>3809301
>turns away
He said i'm...cute!!
>turns back
Ah then shall we do theese games, together?
>>3809340
HOST YOU FUCKING TRIPLE NIGGER
>>3809277
Damn...
>>3809332
>I deleted him as a joke and I think he blocked me.
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>3809249
But everyone else does it here! That means it is alright if I do it as well right?
>>3809329
Don't put this much thought into posts like that
>>3809364
In the Arena? Be my guest and go wild to your heart's content, but keept it in your pants while you're not in there.
>>3809314
Aussa is actually an oldfag and has been denying it
>>3809358
Sure, why not
>gets dubs
>>3809369
Why is this image so funny
>>3809361
Dumbass
>>3809314
Starnigger is Kim Jon Un in a mask
>>3809314
I ' m a c t u a l l y s t i l l h e e e r e
>>3809314
Klopp doesn't like soccer
>>3809388
GOD DAMNIT TALK FASTER
>>3809388
You where right from the begging!
>>3809314
LF is actually Mark Rippetoe
>>3809336
Well then, Al, your wandering days are over, you will now be recruited as a member of Roka's Adventure Guild, and will take on tasks presented to you!
>her voice changes as though she was trying to narrate a secretive exposition
Little do they know, that the evil monsterous group of demonic barbarian pirates are invading the lands and pillaging villages, blocking off all forms of communication. Neighboring villages are alarmed by th sudden lack of communication with the pillaged villages and are now sending word to the guild to investigate...
>>3809401
>begging!
I miss Shadow
>>3809410
Ohayōgozaimasu~!
>>3809314
There are no real newfags. They're just oldfags denying it.
kamina
>>3809388
but that's not a theory
RINGABEL!
>>3809378
Ah! Yaaay!
>outflanks you
>>3809388
>Hugs
>>3809372
But like, everyone who dies in there comes back to life. What's the point of dying if you don't stay dead...?
>>3809431
>pets
>>3809314
There are no oldfags, just newfags denying it.
>>3809385
C-C'mon, I didn't even do anything to deserve that!
>>3809433
urc ute
>>3809417
>yfw I make typos on purpose just to see this frog
>yfw that's a lie to save face
>>3809447
Eheheheheh.......
>presses into the pets
>>3809401
>>3809417
>you where
>>3809314
The original originalfag became Garnet
>>3809413
So you're saying I don't even get to decide if I want to join or not? How much do I get paid? What kind of monsters do I have to kill? I don't have to change my clothes, right? Can I run away if I don't feel like fighting?
>>3809444
The point? Not much, probably. So we can die again until we find it amusing?
>>3809451
Thanks, Trude.
post avas while we wait for a new game.
>>3809394
Okaaay.
>>3809443
Mmnnh?
>>3809431
I don't knoow.
>>3809401
Buuuut... I wheresnt.
>>3809476
No, Yes, Yes, No, Yes!
This is the warning post to be ready because I'm not bumping it if you decide to fuck around and be late. Entry in here soon.
>>3809487
okay/10
loved it / 10
we already have Luna and that is more than enough /10
>>3809493
>Okaaay.
>Mmnnh?
>I don't knoow.
>>3809481
QUICK, SOMEONE START A GAME!
>>3809505
>kissu
>>3809494
This seems like an awful deal to me. Can I get some food as payment?
>>3809481
>>3809505
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>3809437
Uh... what are you doing
>>3809493
Saying as you somewhat awkwardly keep popping up now and again, I think you are still around for the most part
>>3809512
>not knowing that is literally her personality
>>3809512
Yaaay.
I won a thiing.
I can go to sleep happy noow..
>>3809526
>excusing shit RP because of "personality"
nice whiteknighting
>>3809534
Plutia is a shit character anyways
>>3809481
Here's an ava
>>3809462
I give.
>>3809493
But you wheres
>>3809534
>Caring about RP
Wew
>>3809493
You're adorable.
>>3809515
Who?/Bro/Slut/Rururururules/cuddles/cuddles/who?/who?
>>3809534
Not every character ever is Textwall McGee, I hope you know that.
>>3809540
DO NOT ABUSE THE TEACHER LIKE THAT
>>3809516
Thanks, Trude.
>>3809523
Don't even bother entering, I banned you now.
First 24.
>>3809520
If it's part of the reward, then yes! otherwise you can always buy it with the gold your receive instead
>>3809570
Iida Tenya
>>3809570
The Player
>>3809570
Kira Yoshikage
>>3809524
>lets you go
N-nothing. I was just too excited.
>>3809570
Poharan
>>3809570
Akiba Red
>>3809515
>Who on Josuke
>I get York and Akiba Red, cause I literally started using Red and I barely use York
>But Josuke?
>Seriously?
>>3809570
X7-10
>>3809570
Derpy
>>3809570
That Fucking Cat
>>3809570
Scorpio
>>3809534
>giving a shit about people when you could just ignore them
>>3809570
Amanda
>>3809570
Jack Spicer
>>3809570
Vic Viper
>>3809570
Eggman-kun
>>3809570
Hairu Ihei
>>3809570
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3809570
Illya
>>3809570
Uni
>>3809570
Agent Dale Cooper
>>3809570
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3809570
Aussa
Mornin' folks.
>>3809570
King Dedede
>>3809590
>>3809559
>Miss linked
Brb ending self
>>3809570
Classy Raven
>>3809570
Hanako Ikezawa
>>3809627
Can I make love to your body, Blue Beetle?
>34 UIDs
bump the game kamina
>>3809570
Koyomi Araragi
>>3809570
Tallahassee
>>3809642
Dude, that's pretty gay.
>>3809570
Blanc
>>3809643
second
>>3809589
Wait, were you... hugging me?
Check it
Bitch at it
Throw memes at it
>>3809570
Akane-chan
>Chose the wrong time to read the new chapters.
>>3809660
I know.
....So that's a yes?
>>3809669
It looks perfect, brother.
lunch is here
Spicy chicken sandwich combo
>>3809669
Lets go...Red District?
>>3809620
Good morning.
>>3809669
Swap Derpy for anyone
>>3809612
Great! Looks like your first is to best as many thugs as you can in this other game we just entered! Do the best you can and you'll be rewarded accordingly!
>>3809677
No, That's a no, anon...
>>3809669
bump it
>>3809669
Scorpio Sanctions: Activated.
>>3809669
Fine by me.
>>3809685
Er, hey...lady?
>>3809476
That is...a special kind of twisted purpose! Do you find it amusing Mr....Knight?
>>3809669
Why is my partner dressing like a girl...?
>>3809669
Let's start this
I'll bump it if you say you're sorry
>>3809691
Let's not turn this into rape, bro.
>>3809682
but did you get the cheese?
>>3809703
You sund cuntfused.
>>3809682
>Eats everything
>>3809669
Bump it to 36
>>3809682
Fuck!
I forgot to order pepperjack, oh well
I want you picklefags to pay close attention
>>3809715
I swear to god, anon, if you touch my dead body I'll haunt you so hard.
>>3809668
Uhm. Just, focus on the game!!
>>3809669
Let's see my first game!
>>3809719
Catch cancer
>>3809682
That looks disappointing and I bet it tastes like disappointment.
>>3809687
You're going to make me blush, and that will end with the helmet melting on my face.
>>3809688
So you just want me to beat up as many of these folks as I can? I can do that, but it's quite the bother. You know, they're strong.
>>3809705
Not at all and the name is Al. I find resting under a tree more amusing than fighting.
>>3809711
https://youtu.be/D01NHPnLrVs
>>3809682
>steals all the fries
>>3809727
This is what we do with pickles
>>3809717
>tfw you realize literal cunt fusing is probably a fetish someone has and you start imagining it
>>3809749
You're a fucking monster
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Erica Hartmann
>>3809749
>wasting pickles
I want Chris-Chan to leave.
>>3809732
It looks amazing, smells amazing, and tastes like freedom
>>3809749
What did he mean by this?
>>3809729
Maybe that turns me on?....
>>3809717
...More 'bout your physiology.
>>3809749
"You know that your boy ain't no fucking with no pickles"
Gay Retard
Erron Black
>>3809775
You're a sick puppy, anon, you know that?
>>3809732
That sounds like you're juuuuust kind of...lazy, Mr AI! I'm Hairu...Hairu Iheu, first class investigator.
>>3809741
Heeeey! I saw them first!
>>3809762
>Gives $100
Kuroneko
Erza Scarlet
>>3809784
But I ate them first!
>>3809783
Yes. And the only thing that can cure me is your ass.
If the snek doesn't beat me to it. I am allergic to sneks.
>>3809756
>just thinking about it is gross
>>3809778
Physiology? Did I say something wrong? Or is that the thinking thing? Are you a mind-reader? Aw geeze don't steal my bank information.
>>3809796
yuss
oh boy, the survey lady gave me the survey ipad
Get ready for some shit memes Chick-fil-a
>>3809771
I'll just stop talking about your food before I make you angry.
>>3809784
Trying to avoid trouble and dying isn't laziness, just common sense.
>>3809580
>kissu
>she prepares her wings and flies away
>I gotta go.
>>3809732
That's why you only need to make it as far as you can! It wouldn't be a true test if it was just a boring easy one!
>>3809800
So is this just another one of your "Get Miia on my dick" plans, ese?
Listen, Hombre, it'll happen eventually, patience is a virtue, you know.
>>3809794
>Kissu
>>3809730
No no no, we're talking about this. Were you trying to be cute with me?
>>3809798
Nooot fair! They were in my hands first!
>Pokes belly
Release my fries riiight...now!
>>3809816
But laying under a three all day doing nothing is being lazy! My mentor told me that, so it must be true!
>>3809823
That wasn't so hard now, was it?
>>3809816
I already ate it
>>3809807
>>3809819
...Well, then.
>Seeya
>>3809823
...Still fine by me!
>>3809815
>tablet
Hi baron
>>3809388
Comment filter for this typing style
/(.\s){5,}/
>>3809831
Walk a mile in my shoes and find out for yourself, leech.
>>3809830
Never! They will stay trapped forever in the dark boiling lava pits of my stomach!
>>3809824
IT WON'T HAPPEN UNLESS THE FUCKING CRAB MAKES IT SO! AND HE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE DOING SHIT, SON.
>>3809825
>Blocks
Go pester someone else, Faceless One.
>>3809823
The last one I am, but the only one remaining I will be.
>>3809841
that's an idevice you dumbass
>>3809842
>getting this triggered by trivial shit
My farts smell like dead itself after eating lasagna.
What do?
>>3809821
Missy, the only thing I'm kinda good at is surviving. This is my kind of thing.
>>3809830
Fine. Call it laziness while I survive another day and others die because they can't take it easy. The Princess isn't around here so I don't have anything to do anyway.
>>3809823
It's still perfect. You could eat from it.
>>3809832
That was fast.
>>3809850
All stories end eventually, anon. Nothing lasts for ever after all.
>>3809856
Gotta go fast!
>>3809870
B-but...Darling-Kun,,,,
>>3809841
It's not mine faggot, it's Chick-fil-a's
>>3809856
I really don't need anything from this. I mean I don't have enough arms to carry it around.
>>3809856
I'm not crying. Someone kicked sand into my eyes
>>3809865
Exactly! A test to see how well you are at what you do! >>3809856 and it looks like you have decent enough charisma to cooperate with some of them to give you weapons!
>>3809896
Well, I guess I failed.
>>3809856
>
>>3809849
Then you leave me no choice but to...slice your belly! But I doubt I could eat the fries after that...
>>3809865
But you just entered with us in the arena, that means it's time for you to not be lazy!
>>3809896
So I did it with a terrible joke. Meaning I did nothing. Great
>>3809885
For Christs sake, I have a na-names, y'know!
A dude calling me Darling is much less endearing then a cute snake calling me Darling!
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>3809896
...Can I have a lollipop as well?
>>3809896
T-Thank you for protecting me... Soon I think I'll be able to smile freely once more...
>>3809909
You wouldn't slice a small innocent girl's stomach open would you?
>>3809899
>>3809902
I can feel different kind of words coming from you in a few seconds because of my failure and I'm fully prepared for them!
>>3809848
>leech
>>3809912
B-but..Kimihito-kun.
>>3809896
Oof...stupid Dark creatures. Thanks, I owe ya.
>>3809909
And I already regret my decision.
>>3809922
>Pets
I'm sorry, Squirt. Mommy had a rough day today.
>>3809924
No butts, It's either Jaime or Kimihito, no Darling-kun for you, you're not a cute snake.
>>3809930
>kissu
>>3809920
U-Uhh... wow our guild might have our newest worst member...
>>3809930
This is a weird pillow... but I'm too sleepy to care...
>>3809950
Wait, who the fuck is Jaime? Are you that faggot from that tv-show that bangs his own sister?
>>3809930
Wake the fuck up you stupid cat! It's your turn to keep watch... oh what am I saying, cats are too fucking lazy
>>3809930
...I don't think you're fit for this, want me 'ta carry you instead?
>>3809919
Depeeeeends! Are you a criminal, a ghoul or...both? You're already a criminal for stealing my food!
>>3809927
Leave it to me then! I'll clean this place using just my-
>>3809930
>
>>3809960
...No that's my real name, It's Jaime Reyes, Dios Mio, do you know nothing about me?
>>3809957
Your words cut deep, missy. I'm not sure if you ever fought a wizard and their pet bird, but that's a deadly combination.
>>3809972
Good job. You almost got through the first day.
>>3809974
I think i've seen you in porn magazines, once....
>>3809985
I don't do porn. Trust me, if I did porn I wouldn't be here.
>>3809826
Trying to be what with you?
>>3809856
Yes in my uniform!
>>3809911
>giggles
>>3809896
Argh! Come on!
>>3809942
How do the rectangles stay on her leg?
>>3809972
I'm no criminal! and I'm also not a ghoul! I'm Roka, Leader of the Roka Advanture Guild! I claimed your fries as mine, and rightfully ate them!
>>3809984
Wizards are bad at close range though! You look like you're specialty is close range!
>>3809986
GETTING AXED OFF THIS EARLY?! AGAIN?!
...Man, today is just not my day.
>>3809986
Did that wench have any food in her encampment?
>>3809986
Ah! My camp! It's been ransacked by the evil barbarian pirates! They'll soon pay for this!
>>3810004
That's right! But I'm just a normal human who isn't fit for face to face confrontations! I'm more like the tricky guy with surprise attacks!
>>3809998
I swear you look like one giant sex toy...It's getting late, amigo. Sorry.
>>3810020
Oh, so you're kind of like me then... hmm... In that case, you should sneak up behind them and put a bag over their heads!
>>3810024
I honestly don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult...I've been called worse, I guess?
>>3809984
...This is sooo
>Cough
...Unfair, do I have to experience this every day? Maybe this is purgatory after all.
>>3810004
You can't take food from someone else, Roka-chaaaan, that's stealing regardless of your status! I'll deal with you once I patch this hole in my waist...
>>3810000
You were being cute, hugging on my side like that
>>3810026
I'm pretty sure I could have killed him myself, Dedede
>>3810036
Atleast you'd be pleasuring lot's of women if you were a sex toy.
>>3810001
glue
>tfw you're watching this on speakers and your parents burst into the room http://www.anon-curb.com/swfs/nisemonogatari.swf
>>3810057
No, fuck off
>>3810026
Aaahh... These health elixers really work... I feel like all the pain is fading away...
>>3810043
But... I was hungry... I thought I woudl die... you'll forgive me right?
>tries to act as cute and innocent as possible
>>3810057
This is a fun game, we need to find more people to kick!
>>3810030
A bag won't really do much, missy. I mean if you want to actually win and not just mess around. Wait who am I to even just say something like that? Our mighty leader would never mess around, right?
>>3810043
I don't remember dying, missy. So I kinda doubt this is something close to purgatory. It smells like any other poor village I visited before.
>>3810050
>blushes
Y-you want me to do it again?
>>3810095
Get away from me
>>3810104
You can if you want to. I'm not gonna stop you
>>3810095
New thread needed
>>3810088
Never, I give it my all 78% of the time!
>>3810095
Little does she know, the way I taught her would actually cause the gun to malfunction and possibly rupter in her hands!
>>3810127
Would it be too much for you to do 2% better just to make it look better?
>>3810126
Ow! This game isn't fun anymore, lets stop please!
>>3810143
>kicks
>>3810122
>hugs you slowly
O-okay..
>>3810158
Well, that wasn't too hard.
