HG Thread
>>3789505
I am well aware of this. Those who cannot listen to my word shall listen to the words of my partner, or I shall assist them in becoming a better citizen myself.
>>3789535
I have many relatives, as many do. My closest relative would be my mother, father and older brother.
Why do you ask?
>>3789529
Thank you for the new thread!
If this is infact a previous slide, then do not fret, for I shall be posting a new one immediately afterwards.
>Brogue kicks the user below
>>3789509
The horn decorating this dish kinds of tells it. This better not be poisonous.
>>3789540
Good, then...wait, did you just say I can actually keep you to myself?
>>3789534 (Aikawa)
Umm... I'd run away?
Not really though...
>>3789520 (Tank girl)
I know that feeling. After being trapped on a world where I was forced to fight for my life with a sword, without ever using one before, I can understand your problems.
>>3789540 (Megatron)
Well from your looks I guess you're a gundam. I bet my guess hit closer than yours.
>>3789576
So if they don't follow your words you'll force it on them? Quite the monarch you could make, little lady.
>>3789540 (Megs)
>Yikes, you alright?
Well, I guess you're back in your peak. Shame you didn't bother coming to me...though I probably woulda just picked you apart.
>>3789595
>comes closer
>>3789579
I think I want the scientist to win.
>>3789576
A-And you have no qualms whatsoever with your brother?!
>>3789602
>Doesn't move
O-Okay...
>>3789585
>>3789587
In my defence, I am used to beating up girls.
>>3789618
>walks slower
>>3789598
Tch, I was born and raised in that world of magic, actually.
>>3789579
I used to use this same background.
>>3789598
I cannot force, I can only persuade.
>>3789606
For what reasons would I have any problems with my brother? He is the one who helped shape me into the bold woman I am today.
>>3789585
>>3789622
>Phys null:ON
>hp lost: 0
>thanks magic
If I wasn't always prepared I've died around here long ago.
>>3789589
Vengeance? I don't even know who that is. Go ahead and murder everyone esle but me.
>>3789622
You're just like your mother, can't take a punch!
>>3789626
>Waits
Why are you slowing down?
>>3789587
I didn't mean that way. Why would you need me anyway?
>>3789601
>Yeayea chill.
You wanted me to visit you?
>laughs
Pick me apart? We will see about that Rika.
I can see you have lost your tank again.
>claps
Good job.
>>3789642
I'd have died*
>>3789579
Uh huh. Thanks for hosting.
>>3789642
Cheater...Why don't you use it all the time? More importantly, where can I get one of those things?
>>3789646
Don't talk shit about my nan, fella. She's tougher than a brick shithouse and will rip you a new one.
>>3789589
There is a winner next slide.
>>3789653
You are beautiful.
>>3789652
Foreigner alien technology at my disposal, why wouldn't I want you is the better question.
>>3789631
>Tfw I can remember you hosting but not the name of the games
S-Sorry
>>3789648
I'm not slowing do-
>trips
>>3789587
I guess I should be more concerned with the fact that you enjoy eating demons, but no, it's not poisonous.
>>3789670
I-if you just calm down, I can use my powers to save us both!!
>>3789589
>>3789640
N-Nevermind. My apologies for implying ill things about your kin.
>>3789688
Flower games!
>>3789672
Because messing around with alien life has horrible risks.
>>3789629
So you were in the opposite situation! You were transported to my original world from your world filled with magic! I could listen to that more, but I can't. It's time for me to leave and take care of some business.
>>3789640
Persuade, yes. I'll keep that in mind, but I got to go and look out for a princess.
>>3789710
W-Why did you stop
>>3789672
Why would i share my knowledge with a fleshling who didn't even prove to me she is worthy?
>>3789724
stop using that retarded looking image kamina
>>3789652
>Good to hear.
>She scowls
The Flower Tank's still more geared towards disrupting magic than physical attacks!
>>3789720
More like "I went there on purpose to learn the secrets of technology". Bah. Be seeing you.
>>3789694
>Walks over to you and helps you up
Clumsy~
>>3789670
>>3789757
Thanks for hosting, congrats Fumi
>>3789670
Not like I use them to run away in the first place, let's get this over with...
>>3789668
Wich things...? Oh you mean Trumpeter behind me?
>Toot Toot
You need a demon summoning program. But why would you want such a thing? You can just punch and kick everything out of your way.
>>3789671
I don't care about what you think.
>>3789697
I'll eat most things as long as my taste buds ca handle it and my body can digest it without being poisoned.
>>3789716
It's you again. I've done it before while trying to defend my planet from being erased. I'm a professional.
>>3789732
Oh but I can proove it to you just like I did with your pal Starscream. I just need time and...luck.
>>3789757
>>3789732
See? Easy.
>>3789740
Catch cancer
>>3789724
New code.
I'll finish flower games someday, or release it to the public.
>>3789749
I can't get up
my leg must be broken!
>>3789757
>>3789764
Not you, I was talking about the one on the left. You're ugly as fuck
>>3789757
I knew that what happen. Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3789773
Nice, congrats Fumi. Thanks for the game, host.
Alright, anyone up for a game?
>>3789773
>>3789769
O-Oh okay, w-well as long as you're not out of the game
>>3789773
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3789764
Not if they use scientific magic bullshit like you did. When I kick someone or something, I expect them to be down long enough for the 3 second pinfall.
>>3789786
Fumi has nice tits
die
>>3789772
Hmm? Your leg looks fine to me. Which leg is it?
>>3789786
Aizawa looks cute with that teddy bear.
>>3789744
The what? "Flower" Tank?
>slowly facepalms
And i tought Knockout give silly names to his works.
>>3789764
You did meet with my second in command?
You beated him?
>laughs
How pathetic!
>>3789773
Congratulations Winner and thanks for owning a game for us!
>>3789773
Congratulations
>>3789786
Thanks for hosting
>>3789766
No u
>>3789764
Lets hope you are.
Boba Fett on the job
>>3789817
They look like niggers!
>>3789786
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3789837
It's just a tan!
>>3789815
My three works during the incident; Shrine-Tank, which I never bothered rebuilding, the Flower Tank, which I still use now, and my flying masterpiece, Evil Eye Sigma!
...Which I am still searching for the materials to rebuild it with.
>>3789830
Welcome back.
>>3789764
Oh, huh, well...how was my cooking?
>>3789773
>>3789786
Thanks for hosting.
>>3789809
That implies she is not always endearing, but I agree.
>>3789808
both...
WHERE
IS
AMBROSE
First 24 for Meme Games, everyone.
And i'll make it a quick one too, don't worry.
>>3789863
>Studies both of your legs
They look fine to me.
>>3789871
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3789871
Boba Fett
>>3789830
Greetings.
>>3789852
So you HAD three tanks.
>>3789871
Lord Megatron
>>3789871
Rika
>>3789871
Colonel Sanders
>>3789871
X7-10
>>3789786
Thank you for hosting.
>>3789871
Scrooge McDuck
>>3789871
The Player
>>3789871
Illya
>>3789871
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3789871
SETH ROLLINS
>>3789871
Kut-Ku and Velociprey
>>3789871
Newton Knight
>>3789871
Derpy
>>3789871
Cappy
>Female
>>3789871
Dean Ambrose
>>3789870
GET THE FUCK IN HERE SETH
>>3789871
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3789871
>>3789871
Iida Tenya
>>3789871
Akiba Red
>>3789871
Envy
>>3789871
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3789878
And another, which I don't like talking about.
>>3789871
Sanae Kochiya
>>3789871
Dipper Pines
>>3789871
Sliver Queen
>>3789778
Hibiki? Well if you're gay then go ahead and chase after him. I don't care if you like men.
>>3789815
Once, but it took me a looot of time and resources, you guys are quite the ordeal to deal with.
Anyway, I'm leaving. with this victory. Chao~
>>3789797
But in the arena your fist can somehow bypass my barriers, which is bullshit but so is everything around here. I'm going back to my lab...
>>3789822
I don't need hope, I'm already good enough to deal with end of the world scenarios. Now if you excuse me
>Walks away.
>>3789855
Good enough to keep me in shape to win this stupid game. so...thanks? Nice dress by the way, I'll call you up when I'm back here...see ya.
>>3789871
Fumi Kanno.
>>3789871
Endo
>>3789871
Lord Beerus
>>3789871
Brock Lesnar
>>3789871
Yoshiko Tsushima
>>3789871
Sportacus
>>3789871
Deebo
>>3789878
Clanker.
>>3789874
>stands up
oh... they're fine now!
>>3789905
>sighs
And you did lost them all. Doesn't matter! You didn't dissapoint me without your tanks.
>>3789939
What?
>>3789914
We shall meet again.
>>3789871
Haigen Hawkins
>>3789889
>>3789895
You ladies going to behave and don't leave a mess?
>>3789895
THERE YOU ARE YOU WIMP.
ENOUGH HIDING, TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
YOU BETTER BE HERE ALL NIGHT BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO UNTIL I TAKE ENOUGH ADVANCE IN THE SCORE.
>>3789871
Gertrud Barkhorn
>>3789951
The current score. He has 1 point and you have 0.75. Am I correct?
>>3789943
I can always rebuild. Flower Tank shouldn't take more than a day or two to bring back to full strength, and Sigma...I'll finish him, eventually.
>112 uids
bump the game
>>3789898
That's better
>>3789943
Just a slang. You're a mechanical lifeform, right?
>>3789940
Why are you such an impulsive liar?
>>3789950
Nope.
>>3789951
Seth, you never told me how fucking busy being champion is. Do you know how many dumb talk shows Steph forced me to go to? They kept asking me about the Calvaliers and my dead parents and weird shit like that. Then I had to take a bunch of pictures with them. Whatever happened to just fighting? Austin never had to do any of that crap.
Check and make swaps.
>>3789981
I fail to find a defining difference.
>>3789989
*Compulsive, m'lady
>>3789992
>>3789951
Should we tell him about the secret switch in the janitor's closet, fella?
>>3790014
The eyes, dummy
>>3790005
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3789951
How's this game work anyways? It's hard to keep track of who's winning and stuff.
>>3790005
My partner's kinda nice, I think. Don't really know him though.
>>3790005
>36 UID
Bump it
>>3790005
Sigh.
>>3789989
It really did hurt.
>>3790026
Why are you such a condescending asshole about that?
>>3790015
>m'lady
>>3790005
It's lookin' good me lassy.
>>3790052
>actual scrooge mcduck ava
i didnt know i wanted this
>>3790022
I did not catch that initially. Thank you, I guess.
>>3789985
Correct.
>>3789973
Get ready now! We will fight again! I was waiting for this!
>>3790005
Let the fight begins!
>>3790068
I did know I wanted it.
>>3790052
Yes3
>>3790044
Your fault for taking it that way, it's a running joke, nothing more.
>>3790074
I was trying to make fun of you with it but okay anytime
>>3790005
I see a bunch of deranged lunatics.
>>3790042
Thanks bitch, I won't forget about this.
>>3789950
Get the hell out of here Mr. all muscles and nothing in the head.
>>3789971
N-no..
..Yes, that's correct.
BUT FOR NOT MUCH LONGER.
>>3789992
That's the modern era for you.
But hey, if it's too complicated you can just hand me the title belt you stole from me.
>>3790005
I just want to get my hands on him.
>>3790017
Glad to see you didn't die in your sleep.
>>3790024
It's very simple.
Whenever we both participate in a game, said game is eligible to be part of the contest.
If either of us survives longer than the other, he wins 0.25 pts.
If I kill him (which is very likely to happen now) or he kills me (which will never happen of course) the killer wins 0.50 pts.
And if one of us wins the game we both participate in aka being the last survivor, you win 1 pt.
Simple right ? A match made entirely with my genius mind.
>>3790085
Jokes are supposed to be funny, this one just comes off as dickish.
>>3790089
The artist did such a fine job that it would take just more than that to muddy up that creation.
>>3790078
...Say. What's the stuff you're made out of called?
>>3790005
I dunno about you guys but I like it.
Lets roll
>>3790025
At the time of the roster check, there were less than 36 replies.
>>3790036
>>3790042
Done, and done.
>>3790091
Look who's talking, Tenya.
Now, without further ado.
>>3790068
>>3790085
>Currently screencapping the episodes from my CDs.
>>3790102
Ohhh, alright. Makes sense now.
You're pretty alright and stuff, so I'll be rooting for you.
>>3790108
Again, if you want to take it that way, that's your problem.
>>3790005
Let's get this over with
>>3790078
Then that makes you a clanker, though you're not like one I've encountered before.
>>3790129
Did you at some point ask the public what your new Ava should be, and got this response?
If so, that was me.
If not, still great to see ol' Scrooge.
>>3790102
Another one on the checklist of things to change huh?
If the modern era's the one full of backstabbing, corporate shilling, censorship, and pg crap, then I'm bring the whole damn thing back to the attitude era.
MAKE WRESTLING GREAT AGAIN.
>>3790017
The secret what now?
>>3790132
Everyone knows you are a condescending dick
>>3790156
>Nah. I just decided to pick him up out of random.
>>3790171
Sure. That must be why you're the only one bitching about the candybar.
>>3790171
true
>>3790182
Even better. Hope he's here to stay.
>>3790186
Actually that would be three, but whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>3790186
I wasn't even that anon, I'm just telling the truth.
It appears I've missed the games again.
Ah, well, I can wait until the next one.
Regardless, how are all of you doing? Good I hope?
>>3790133
Clanker? You mean the battledroid?
>>3790128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5nVVMeHIo
MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP FOR YOUR MATCHES, EVERYONE.
Here's the down-low on what's happening in the BB:
>I didn't fix a bloodbath event
>Nobody dies
>Someone's face is all fucky.
>>3790202
That sounds like an elaborate trap to lock me in a closet.
>>3790237
SHIELD.
>>3790130
Finally someone who knows who really is the better man of the two.
For the care given I'll dedicate the curb stomp I'll crush his face with to you.
>>3790166
I completely agree with your last sentence, but it's not a disgrace like you to the profession who's gonna make it great again.
The only man deserving of such a honor is me.
>>3790202
..Continue on..
>>3790216
I hope you have some popcorn with you little fella, you're about to witness the beat down of a lifetime.
>>3790238
>If more than one person disagrees with me, they must be mobileposting
>>3790238
>implying
just stop
>>3790237
I'm sure that I properly filled out the paperwork.
>>3790237
A moron like you wants to use me for a role-model?! That's hilarious!
>>3790237
>>3790237
Stupid bitch, I ain't goin' nowhere.
Get the fuck outta here!
>>3790237
Thank goodness....
>>3790216
I'm tankless. So there's that.
>>3790237
Okay Dipper you got this, just keep running and no eye contacts.
>>3790251
I swear on my tater tots, It's not a trap.
>>3790254
The first thing I entered that closet. The best thing ever happened to me, fella : No Seth Rollins, No Dean Ambrose, No Kevin Owens. And nothing but a bar, seats, a large pint of beer and Becky Lynch, Sami Zayn, The Rock, Bayley, Big E and Stone Cold chilling.
>>3790283
>>3790230
All droids and artificial lfeforms are clankers to me. The CIS battledroid here isn't the only one.
>>3790237
Wise choice.
>>3790269
You are proving how much of a condescending dick you are.
>>3790269
Yeah, you're obviously just too sensitive to handle someone calling you out.
>>3790254
Yeah, I've got some serious fucking beef with that guy. I'd like to see him get what's coming to him or something.
>>3790237
HEY AMBROSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT BUT, RUSEV GAVE ME HIS TANK FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
>>3790254
I'll get Lor to cook some.
>>3790283
That sounds like it would be a problem.
>>3790254
If you're gonna be the one to carry wrestling then wrestling's fucked huh?
>>3790291
Alright.
But you go in the closet first, and you show me the switch.
>>3790295
>Already got it under filename Rika115, but thanks.
>>3790309
It always is....
>>3790237
Finally some kills. How about that?
Owning up to her moniker, SAVE THE WORLD trashes on a few strong baddies, two steps at a time. Cappy, ruthlessly makes Dipper an offer; this, however, isn't as good as it seems.
>>3790312
T-they switch only shows to the current WWE Heavyweight Champion, fella. That thing's infused with black magic...Scrap that, The New Day-magic!
>>3790295
>>3790237
What was that?
bump the game kamina
>>3790337
Aaaaand Im out.
>>3790337
>>3790337
I'm not hallucinating, am I?
This odd diversity of misery and joy...
>>3790337
I appreciate the gesture but I have no need for explosives. Even if I'm forced to fight others, I'll just use my fists to decrease casualties.
>>3790338
>opinions are disregarded if they're said by anons
More proof that you're a moron. Obviously I'm a part of this community, so yes, I'm someone.
>>3790354
What? I didn't do anything, I just asked you what the metal you're made out of a little while ago and you didn't answer.
>>3790337
>Hammering noises
>>3790337
Nerdy ass nigga, go look for shit over there.
Come with me, punk ass red. We'll go look for niggas by the bushes.
>>3790337
Damn kid.
I'd avenge you right now but I've got a Seth to run over with his own tank first.
>>3790347
But none of the new day have ever been world champions.
>>3790362
Is this from the same guys that made Panty and Stocking by any chance?
>>3790337
>>3790361
What a weak,pathetic human! You can't even kill someone to save your own life! I don't understand you morons,you never seem to do the logical thing.
>>3790375
is it
>>3790323
Well, I'm sure you'll be able to repair it with some help.
After all; that's how I was able to repair my starship!
>>3790375
>That's right.
>>3790369
But someone who's too pussy to show his face. So I'm gonna assume that yes, your arguments are in fact invalid, because you don't even trust them yourself enough to make it public that they are yours.
>>3790291
That sounds.. horrible.
Why would I want to be surrounded by a bunch of trash when I can be having a way better time with my title belts instead ?
>>3790306
That doesn't surprise me, he's a real annoying dead weight. Always talking about his stupid justice and moron morality.
>>3790312
Don't be hypocritical, even you know I am one of the greatest wrestler on the planet right now.
I'll make wrestling about wrestling again, instead of whatever kindergarten hardcore ideal you have in mind.
>>3790337
You see these flowers Dean ? This will be the only ones you'll have on your grave.
>>3790373
Are you doubting the power of positivity, fella? Do I need to call Big E over and give you a spanking?
>>3790120
How should i know?
>>3790337
>laughs
Ah how i missed destroying things!
>>3790371
How should i know?!
>sorry
>>3790296
The CIS droid is weak, still can't believe how he managed to survive here.
>>3790251
...shield...
>>3790396
kys wiggins whiteknight faggot
>>3790397
I don't NEED help! Needing help would be a sign of weakness.
>>3790408
...You're MADE of the stuff?
>>3790337
I didn't know wyverns could explode. Must've been those damn Konchu, eh?
You know what? Fuck him, he just killed 3 of the best tributes in this game along with himself.
I'm betting on Midori or Dean.
>>3790423
What the hell are you doing near me pipsqueak?!
>>3790403
Yeah, he doesn't really like aliens, huh? Doesn't like my name either.
>>3790423
Yeah, this mail isn't approved by Space Patrol. I'll be taking this or something.
>>3790365
Whatnow?
>>3790423
>>3790432
DON'TTOUCHMEDON'TTOUCHMEDON'TTOUCHME
>>3790376
Seems like I died for nothing, lesson learned.
>>3790408
He's terrible because he's designed to be cheap. They produced billions like him to be the bulk of their army.
>>3790423
OH SH-
>>3790423
My mother used to sing this song for my older brother when he couldn't sleep, maybe this will work out.
>>3790423
Bitch ass, chicken head ass, white ass, old punk motherfucker!
>>3790396
I'm not being the feelings patrol, I'm only saying that I don't like his behavior and maybe he should instead say what the mistake is instead of saying "Sigh." like a douchenozzle.
>>3790401
I'm not going to say who I am, because you'll just use that against me. I thought it would be pretty obvious who I am by my typing style, but I guess you're too ignorant to notice anything outside of your own little bubble.
>>3790416
And thinking your capable of everything is a sign of selfishness and loneliness.
You get by, with a little help, from your friends.
>>3790416
How should i know? If Knockout would be here, he is our "Medic".
>>3790423
What the scrap are you doing?
>>3790443
>overhears the scream
Hah.
>>3790403
It ain't just about the hardcore Seth, it's about the heart.
Guys back then just went out and gave it their all, they bled for it, they died for it. But god damn if they weren't having the times of their lives.
Guys today, it's just a bunch of broken dreams for them. You know how many guys just last month we saw leaving because they hated working here? Cody Rhodes? Barrett? Sandow? Those guys had heart, talent. But they didn't get jack shit because Vince wouldn't let them move up. Then you got guys like Ryder and Cesaro, same deal, but they still haven't been driven off good enough, they still believe they got what it takes to make it even when the odds are against them.
Tell me how you're gonna make that better Seth.
>>3790406
I'M GETTING IN THE FUCKING CLOSET JESUS.
>>3790423
YOU WERE MY DISTRICT PARTNER YOU DICK.
>>3790436
I knew he could be a bother but being this much of a prick ? That's low even for him. I bet your name is better than his one anyway.
>>3790423
Oh Cappy. All you want to do is watch the world burn.
>>3790459
Clear the sand from your vagina, King Knight
>>3790487
>>3790423
So uh.
Hows that tank working out for you Seth?
>>3790484
The button looks like a giant red switch, fella. Ignore the ''WARNING! DO NOT PRESS'' sign.
>>3790403
Pay attention, Justin Bieber. It shows the greatest desires of whoever is in that closet.
>>3790423
Current score.
Rollins: 0.75
Ambrose: 1.25
>>3790495
Strike.
>>3790459
Forgive me for paying more attention to what is being said, instead of how. Your should do the same, seeing as you get all buttblasted over the word "Sigh".
And I don't use identities against people. Unlike you, I have yet to resort to ad hominem attacks.
>>3790459
>because you'll just use that against me
A thousand times this, holy fuck. This identity thing is so fucking retarded, because once someone starts losing an argument they'll spew
>Oh, well you're just an anon
But if they DID show their face I can say without a doubt that they'd just resort to
>Oh, well you're _____
>>3790470
I never needed it in the past. If I can't manage it myself, I just need to keep improving.
>>3790478
...Are you telling me that your "medics" are the only people that know even the FIRST thing of your own physiology??
>>3790509
What, you mean this?
>Press
>>3790511
Don't forget the other rule lady.
If I win the game I get a whole point.
>>3790489
Skipping peace. Envy showing us just how EDGY he is.
>>3790511
If Dean wins this game, does his score go up?
>>3790530
This
>>3790489
>she hits a wall while flying
Ow.
>>3790550
I'm sorry for my actions, but the game demands us to fight, so the next time I won't let you escape. I hope you can forgive me for that.
>>3790556
>Bonk
>>3790550
Do you have mail for me to send?
>>3790546
>The closet closes itself and every wall reveals a different image: One of a dead Mitch, one of Chris Jericho, one of Seth Rollins and alone of a clown
Timer's set on five minutes, fella.
>>3790550
>inb4 dean wins
You just gave away the winner.
>>3790550
GET BACK HERE AND LET ME WIN FASTER.
>>3790550
It's not like I could even if I wanted to.
...YOUTWOOWEM-
>Terrified screech
>>3790550
>>3790443
Again you idiots can't seem to do the logical thing to save your lives...
>>3790550
Skipped another night of peace, but again only one death? If this keeps happening, i'm gonna rattle it off like a fucking buffet of slides.
>>3790574
You're reading all that into the word "Sigh"? Impressive. You must be clairvoyant.
