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"Weird ass Taoist magic" edition
>>3787993
I don't grab asses.
>>3787968
Maaaaybe
>>3788026
>kissu
>>3788025
You would.
>>3788025
>Can't remember, but you got what was coming to you.
>>3788034
Did you get the hammer on /jp/?
>>3788053
>No clue, but I couldn't blame them if I did.
>>3788026
>Unused character
>She has a better design than the main duo, who look like stock characters from a generic VN
Japan......
>>3788067
i'll get the spotlight one day
First 24
Classy games.
>post yfw Twitch got hacked
>>3788030
maaaaaybe?
>>3788034
>implying
>>3788079
Illya
>>3788085
Really?
>Takes a step closer
>>3788079
Rika
For some reason I've got my doubts.
>>3788066
Most of the post got wiped out in a row so possibly?
>>3788079
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>3788079
Vic Viper
W-Why was I not notified we moved threads...
>>3788079
Envy
>>3788079
Sanae Kochiya
>>3788079
nah nigga
>>3788079
Eggman-kun
>>3788079
Robo-todd
>>3788132
G-Give me a moment...
>>3788117
We sorta all did it?
>>3788108
>I posted elsewheres, so it worked, I guess they just got rid of us.
>>3788079
The Player
>>3788079
Lee Go Seul
>>3788079
Furseiseki
>>3788079
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3788146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>3788147
Take your time. No one's in a rush. I hope atleast.
>>3788079
This cat
>>3788079
Kotori Itsuka
>>3788150
>I guess they got rid of us
Care to explain?
>>3788176
>Just deleting posts and nothing else.
>>3788079
Aldebaran
10 more guys.
Is what makes a Subaru a Subaru here?
>>3788079
Saambell the Summoner
>>3788193
Mai Minakami
>>3788115
>Another step forward
>>3788193
Shitty Wizard
>>3788193
Earthworm Girl
>>3788193
Art Vandelay
>>3788162
You are buying the skyrim remaster right?
4 moar
>>3788193
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3788193
Mononobe no Futo
>>3788235
Hitler
>>3788193
Supreme Gentlemen
>>3788229
>Pokes arm
>>3788193
Rick Grimes
>>3788227
But Todd, I already have the base game and all the DLC, that means I'm getting the fancy new ENB for free, right?
>>3788079
Haigen Hawkins
>>3788193
Late Fumi Kanno
>>3788193
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3788267
How does it feel to have finally added the spider to your maid army?
>>3788258
Free? Ha! Look at this fucboi guys! Fork over the cash loser.
>>3788304
Hey Todd, Far Harbor runs like shit
>>3788290
I feel nothing, she is the spider from that whorehouse remember? I doubt I can't just take her away from them. And I don't have a maid army, I wish I had one...
>>3788304
Bu-But Todd, wh-why would I pay for the same game twice?
>>3788314
GRAAAAAAAHHHH TAKE THAT BACK!
>>3788323
We all would.
>banned for trying to host a /jp/ game
>muh raids
Kys mods
>>3788332
But it does
>>3788348
Get rekt you cunt.
>>3788348
>is banned
>still posting
pussy ass faggot
>>3788360
>4day ban
>evade immediately
Man they sure rekt me
>>3788348
>expecting hg to be allowed anyone outside here and b/
>>3788323
>pets
One day, you will...
>>3788380
They do it on /pol/ and /mu/ all the time.
>>3788377
>Grabs onto arm
So why did you run away?
>>3788348
Why the fuck is HG hated so much? I get it for Global 13 and the avafags on /b/, but why is it a problem on the other boards?
>>3788400
board invading is not allowed
>>3788400
Because of the nature of the game it causes a retarded amount of shitposting
>>3788400
Let me give you two reason.
One:
Shitstorms.
Two:
The autistic clone faggots.
>>3788394
A-Ahh!
>>3788347
Really? And here I thought I was the only one trying to build a maid army...wait, who even are you?
>>3788388
>slaps hand away
That's a stupid dream anyway, I just need like, a couple of them or at least one that wouldn't leave my side.
>>3788400
Because we have a bad habit of spamming the catalog. same reason why most of tg hated quest threads.
>>3788348
Fucking retard
>>3788414
What? I'm not holding on that strongly...
>Continues holding your arm
So, why did you run?
>>3788417
Just a pretty face passing by. No but i'm sure a lot of guys here would want to.
>>3788436
Men dreamind about being surrounded by women? Duh! can you be even more obvious?
HERE
>>3788461
TESTICLES
>>3788461
WE ARE
Can you stop being cancerous? For just, like, a moment?
>>3788477
BORN TO BE KINGS
>>3788487
Nah.
>>3788491
>Sighs then lets you go
Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter too much.
>>3788487
>Can you stop being cancerous? For just, like, a moment?
>>3788487
Nah.
First 24
>>3788518
Iida Tenya
>>3788518
Can't you just pick up the one thats already been made?
>>3788518
Illya
>>3788518
Akiba Red
>>3788530
I don't pick up garbage. Better get to entering.
>>3788518
Sanae Kochiya
Endo
>>3788518
Fumi Kanno
>>3788518
Menacing Cat
>>3788518
X7-10
>>3788518
Clawdia
>>3788518
Aldebaran
>>3788518
Kotori Itsuka
>>3788518
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3788518
Mercy
>>3788518
Dorothy!
>>3788518
Newton Knight
>>3788518
Hairu Ihei
>>3788518
Kneesocks Daemon
>>3788518
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>3788518
Vic Viper
>>3788544
But you picked up Erica???
>>3788518
Koyomi Araragi
>>3788568
No shit sherlock.
>>3788586
And Erica is a strike witch, the trashiest anime
>>3788586
>>3788564
Banned.
1 more.
>>3788518
Haigen Hawkins
>>3788568
What does that have to do with anything?
>>3788607
That uh
That wasn't me
I'm looking for my brother.
Have you seen him?
STANDING
>>3788603
I didn't say anything!
>>3788621
I thought you maybe didn't know
>>3788607
>implying only one person hates Erica
>>3788622
Yeah fucking right
Stupid ass nigger
>>3788632
HERE
First 24
>>3788626
Yeeeah, he just left.
>>3788634
No I am fully aware, why?
>>3788639
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>3788636
>Hate
>>3788658
You should be bothered!
>>3788653
Swap me out for him please.
>>3788563
>>3788620
>>3788634
"But I'm a guy, you know." You lying little shit. I guess it's my fault for believing it.
>>3788690
That was a joke!
Wanna see??
>>3788675
>>hate
>>3788653
>>3788680
Swap me with the girl.
>>3788680
>>3788152
>>3788653
Swap her back in.
>>3788412
>autistic clone faggots
Who do you mean by this?
>>3788653
That bear looks so sad for being hugged by that girl with the blue hair.
>>3788653
...A Horse? seriously? Eh whatever, lets roll.
>>3788700
Are you sure about that? I really don't mind sitting this one out.
>>3788676
Why would I be bothered by that?
>>3788706
Sophisto/Coolphisto/Bolyn and their friends.
>>3788559
You won.
>>3788641
I REALIZE
>>3788697
See what? your tiny weenie under your panties? No thanks, keep "joking" with the white little brat you're also talking to.
>>3788653
Time for nothing at all.
>>3788716
I'm sure, don't worry about it.
>>3788680
>>3788686
Thanks
>>3788561
I could be more obvious if you like.
>>3788735
No, my belly of course. Don't get any wrong ideas.
>>3788728
You neither.
>>3788721
...
>>3788732
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>3788724
You could've just said you hated shitposters, m8
>>3788735
Hey, that's just rude...
>>3788761
What? Did I say something wrong?
>>3788776
Well then.
Shitstorms and Shitposters?
Also Hateposters?
>>3788761
Why would I want to see your belly if I know what you have between your legs? I'm outta here.
>>3788778
Lying is also rude, and he has been doing it for months!
>>3788703
>>3788757
Thank you both! I-I'll try not to let you down..
>>3788758
It's no trouble.
>>3788653
Good luck, Tenya.
>>3788709
If that were the case, then the bear would be sad that I was giving it to a little girl.
That is what I was doing, after all.
>>3788709
Aizawa has that effect on people
Let's begin
Did those swaps
>>3788793
Nooo, don't!
>>3788778
Let's make her jealous!
>>3788806
>Floats deeper into the arena
I wonder what I'll find here..
>>3788806
alex is a stupid nigger
>>3788758
I don't need that. I already know how the swarm of dumb iditos around here works. Same reason I usualy show up when it's near empty here.
>>3788806
Running? What kind of loser does that? floating around is the way you do it in the future.
>>3788793
What's he been lying about?
>>3788806
I'd rather not fight anyone just yet...
>>3788802
I bet it was just a cubyou stole from its mother and that's why it's so sad!
>>3788806
You're not the first shut-in I met at a weird place like this kid, but the girl with the tank is something new.
>>3788829
Who and how?
>>3788806
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
>>3788848
>>3788806
I WISH I had my tank....
>>3788854
Her. I don't know.
>>3788848
Pardon, a what? This is only a toy.
>>3788802
>Salutes
Of course! I'll do my best! Not that I don't always do my best of course!
>>3788836
So you get pestered a lot? Is it just the looks or your job as well?
>>3788806
Time to get moving.
>>3788806
kys keemstar
>>3788841
That he's a "she" and I was dumb enough to believe it.
>>3788829
Yees I will, I have no time to hang around with brats like you now, and I'm into battle. See ya, "girl."
>>3788892
Got to keep the cores working right?
>>3788893
Pardon?
>>3788876
Tenryuu? I doubt we could make her jealous.
>>3788892
This shed is pretty okay, it might survive a day...
>>3788903
That's your own fault though, I knew that Aikawa was a boy since I met him...
>>3788878
>Salutes back.
Show them the rewards of following a just path.
>>3788893
Pardon?
>>3788892
Have fun with the talking head, Albino.
>>3788875
Well this is awkward. I get to team up with the tank girl when she has no tank by her side.
>>3788877
For a second I thought it was a real one. I blame the helmet, it can mess up my vision.
>>3788892
For some reason I think this won't work out that easily.
>>3788903
>dresses as a shipgirl
>>3788920
oh, then not...
>>3788889
You're doing it right now so yes, that's correct. My job has nothing to do with this dumb arena, so it all goes to how sexy I am.
>>3788892
>Sits around doing nothing
You three better hurry up, I cannot allow my equipment to be damaged.
>>3788903
That's a tasty ass lollipop, shipgirl. What flavour?
>>3788945
How do you think I feel?
>>3788892
Hey! I think I saw something!
>>3788945
If it impairs your vision then you should not be wearing it in such a crowded and busy area. I suggest either removing it or locating someone who would be willing to escort you. This is not only for the safety of yourself, but for the safety of others as well.
>>3788974
Wait, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD UP GIANT ROBOT-
>Fucking dies
>>3788971
I don't know. I never had a chancet to lose something expensive like a tank before.
>>3788974
I'm losing limbs like others lose their hair.
>>3788953
Well if it makes you feel any better, it's not your looks as to why I am. I'm just trying to satisfy my curiosity.
>>3788974
This isn't what it seems! I was just helping him up..
>>3788975
Young lady, you really don't want me to remove this helmet. You would be more disappointed than the kid who got a sad bear as a present.
>>3788990
It gets blown up at least once a week....
>>3788947
Not what?
>>3788974
Thanks for dinner! Really hits the spot after building that shed huh?
>>3788927
>Salutes harder
Of course! I will not only win but also educate these uncultured masses on the advantages of following procedures and the disadvantages of "winging it", so to speak!
>>3788974
I would have brought along the decapitated head, but quite frankly, it freaks me out.
>>3789017
That means you must be awfully rich if you can keep getting new ones!
>>3788974
At least you do a better job than the so called Mercy...
>>3789037
Not my problem, so why would I give it a chance to make it mine?
>>3789037
W-woah! Hey, how did that get there..?
(How do I always find myself in these situations..)
>>3789028
It's just really easy to fix up.
>>3789037
P-Please remove your hand at once.
>>3789025
I can agree with that... how does it even live?
>>3789037
I don't see how can people find this entertaining...
>>3789014
You needn't worry about meeting expectations. I care more for the safety of a person than what they believe I would think of them.
>>3789025
>Salutes hardest.
Very good, Tenya! I am certain of your success!
Is Utsutsu here? If so then here if you don't have it.
https://photos1.iorbix.com/00/00/00/00/01/80/84/53/Ayano-Aishi-jFFsS1Z93-b.jpg
>>3788729
I did?! Thank you! Sorry I fell asleep!
(Would you happen to have the placements?)
>>3789023
Nothing at all!
>>3789058
How do you just fix up a tank that's been blown up?
>>3789071
You don't have to worry about my safety. I've been fighting while wearing this thing for years now. My eyes can be sharper when they need to be.
>>3789095
Ah, the Princess would get a nice laugh out of this.
>>3789090
Who is behind that avatar?
>>3788992
I'm not just a book anyone can read to satisfy their curiosity. You have to find someone who cares about that first, I'm not that person.
>>3789095
Hopefully you won't wake up after this...
mfw my 2nd code have more events than my 1st game in the bloodbath alone
>>3789097
You're weird...
>>3789106
...I have my methods. Mostly it just gets bashed apart.
>>3789129
can't wait to see them
>>3789131
You're weird
>>3789090
I also found some images when making your wincard.
http://imgur.com/a/WJBRR
>>3789066
I don't know. And I'm too disturbed to ask it.
>>3789071
>Salutes harder than the hardest
As am I! Certainly someone doling out their utmost effort in attempting to win in the most orderly and appropriate manner trumps the rest of the cretins who seek to attain victory through barbaric means!
>>3789139
>Iida runs from bush to bush, unaware of how loud his engines are.
>>3789138
You're weirder!
>>3789161
Hopefully it goes away soon...
>>3789139
>takes a picture
I wonder who should I show this to.
>>3789139
is it really that hard to get out of the mech? Get out of it or get out of my house.
>>3789136
That's not the same, tank girl. I'd rather be bashed apart than blown up. I mean that has a higher survival rate, probably.
>>3789139
I'm not sure why you're doing this, but I like where this is going.
>>3789129
I look forward to it
>>3789116
(Just someone trying to start fresh.)
>>3789143
(Thanks a bunch!)
>>3789184
...It's not always like that. As long as the internals survive I can patch it up, somehow.
>>3789139
>Mercy rapes Fumi
>>3789207
Somehow? It's magic, right? Of course it's magic, it's always magic.
>>3789214
I'm not sure if you're the one who should do the teaching part.
>>3789214
>Scales the tree and hides up there.
>>3789106
My recommendation still stands.
At the very least, some sort of seeing-eye companion would suit you quite well.
>>3789161
>Salute with both hands.
You would do well to prepare a victory speech, Tenya, to convert those who act unjustly into a path of righteousness!
That is assuming you have not already done so.
>>3789139
You surely don't bring honor to that name of yours, don't you?
>>3789237
I'm not old or blind enough to get a dog for myself, young lady. I can't carry a lapdog with myself anyway, the Princess would kill me for it.
>>3789214
Cosplaying as Boss Light Year won't help you blend with the rest of those toys, come out.
>>3789237
>Salutes with both hands while standing on one leg
Of course! Although, I do believe that it would fall on deaf ears, given the nature of these runts. Most of them only hear what they wish to, and I doubt that encompasses a proper lecture.
>>3789230
NO! I can't stand magic!
>>3789276
>>3789259
>>3789214
there goes that plan.
>>3789276
A perfect place to set up my mines
>>3789275
So you're saying that you can magically rebuild your little tank from almost scratch in a not magical way?
>>3789276
It was a dumb idea to hold someone hostage with a single arm. I can only hold them but do nothing else.
>>3789254
You can never be too careful.
>>3789264
>
>Salutes with four arms.
If and when you are victorious, you will have the perfect opportunity to have your words heard!
>>3789276
I'm more upset at myself for laughing at that.
>>3789276
Can you not? I might look like I'm sort of dead but I'm still awake.
>>3789314
It's easy to replace the parts. My methods are a private affair, but they are NOT magic!
>>3789315
Yes you can. A careful fighter would wear full body armor, but if you wear too heavy equipment it makes you immobile. Isn't that an example for being too careful?
>>3789341
>>3789324
I-I killed the person who raped you. Are we cool now?
>>3789348
Got it, I should keep it in mind to never mention magic to you ever again.
>>3789349
When selecting armor you cannot only think of the idea of being struck, but being able to move as well. Putting on too much armor would be the opposite of being careful.
>>3789357
Like I said, I can't stand magic.
>>3789352
...Fair enough, we cool now. Now do that with the rest of the tributes and with yourself.
>>3789341
>>3789313
That was a plan to bein with? Pfft.
>Fumi takes the lollipop towards her mouth and coats it on a sticky layer of her spit using her tongue before engulfing it past her lips.
>>3789362
You're craftier than I first thought. Why does it even matter for you if I can or can't see properly out of this helmet? I could always lie about it. Maybe it's just a trick to make you less cautious, so I could slit your throat the next moment.
>>3789315
...
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but maybe you should not be revealing your true form where people may be able to spot you.
>>3789369
I am beginning to think that we are walking in circles.
>>3789341
When are you going to quit teasing me, not that I'm complaining. But you need sleep at some
point.
>>3789369
Right if we take this route we will be able to bypass their defenses.
>>3789376
If you don't mind, can I ask why exactly do you hate magic so much? It took an arm from you or something?
>>3789362
Not in Monster Hunter Logic. Anything goes!
Finally!
Megatron is back!
>>3789387
...Should I be taking this as a threat?
>>3789389
My apologies! I got caught up in the moment!
>
>>3789398
Video games do not count.
>>3789399
Who?
>>3789400
One of the most vital components of being a hero and I failed...
>>3789399
Back to be just late.
>>3789400
I kind of miss Jungo's chawanmushi...
>>3789406
Megatron!
Ah another "Knights" is that what is called isn't it?
Where is my guide?!
>>3789400
That was...easy, I feel a little bit insulted in all honesty.
>>3789400
I don't think I'm in any position to smoke. but it's the thought that counts at least
>>3789402
It wasn't really a threat just a possibility. I know a few people who wouldn't take it so well if they had to deal with a smarty-pants, little lady like you.
>>3789421
I don't mind missing a game now. I'll join in the second one!
>>3789397
We let it control us, we came to rely on it entirely too much.
>>3789423
>>3789399
Where the hell've you been?
>She is once again tank-less
>>3789423
Still doesn't ring a single bell, and don't call me a knight. I'm not part of the Royal Guard or anything like that anyway.
>>3789437
It is my duty to educate the masses and help protect them from themselves and others.
>>3789439
The taste of a demon...not bad. Thanks for the meal, Kat.
>>3789443
Can I keep your remains if you happen to be taken down? It's going to happen, so I'm just letting you know.
>>3789402
And while I have the pleasure of being graced with your company, may I ask you an inquiry about something that possibly could interest you?
>>3789464
Of course. I would be ashamed of myself if I did not hear out the request of someone so close to me.
>living in the sunlight by Tiny Tim can be heard from a distance
>>3789168
Then why are you chasing me?
>>3789444
So it's the same stuff what the parents said about TV many years ago at home.
>>3789457
That's good and all, but I'm sure even you know that not everyone will take it that way. There're some really angry folks out there.
>>3789439
Could one of you degenerates grace me with a new thread?
>>3789439
>>3789458
H-how did you know?
>>3789492
...That song bothers me way too much.
>>3789505
I barely even know what that stuff is after a stay in the outside world, my place is so technologically-backwards.
>>3789502
Because you were running away.
>>3789492
Oh my fucking god that's fucking creepy as all hell, I was singing this and then somebody posts this.
>>3789521
What if I come closer instead?
>>3789481
It's not so much a request as much as it is question. How many relatives do you have exactly?
>>3789444
Hah! Did you miss me Rika? I needed some repairs.
>hospital
>>3789454
From your helmet i thought you are one of them.
>>3789458
Go ahead.
>>3789524
...having a wonderful time, haha
HEY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT A NEW THREAD
