/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Gem Edition
Previous: >>3781326
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Where is the /sug/ discord?
>>3786007
In the shit thread where it belongs.
>>3786007
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
>>3786698
Go away.
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
So I heard you guys pushed another girl to suicide?
GREEN IS BEST
>>3786698
You killed /sug/, discord shill.
All alone
Where were you when the hiatus killed steven universe?
It was a good run
RIP /sug/
2013 - 2016
Tell lapis to fuck off
>>3789345
fuck off lazuli
Rest in stardust /sug/
>>3785967
>Best Gem Edition
FUCK YEAH. LET'S GET SOME PERFECT PEARLS UP THIS THREAD.
How do you like this ship, /sug/?
>>3789677
Its good
This is best gem.
>>3790214
No, that's a meme gremlin.
Expand
Replicate
Repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqqefZQIrhk
>>3789677
I can't hardly believe Amethyst is in Opal. Opal is SO PEARLY.
>>3785967
>>3789620
>>3790214
>Implying there is only one best gem
>>3790264
I defeated you once and I'll defeat you again.
>>3785967
A happy lappy is a cute lappy!
>>3790317
Belly tickling, that's fine.
But Steven is not gonna be doing armpit tickling. He's still a boy.
>>3790332
Peridot was the closest to avenging rose.
>>3790353
Maybe if you grew a spine you would be able to do it, Pearl.
>>3790317
Das rite
>>3790343
What about foot tickling?
Crewniverse can only play hackey-sack with Jasper for so long
>store her in a fusion for later
>store her in a hole for later
>store her in corrupted form for later
C'mon. Next they're gonna bubble her gdi
>>3790392
They've played hackey-sack with like 5 characters so far.
>Ruby and Sapphire in a fusion for later episodes
>Lapis in a barn for later episodes
>Peridot in a barn for later episodes (confirmed)
>Rose in a flashback past for later episodes
>>3790386
Steven would be into that
>>3790316
This probe is programmed to defend against hostile behavior
>>3790392
>Jasper redemption at the end of Season five
>Right before the season finale
>We only get ~30 mins of CG Jasper
>>3790392
I'm starting to think that's the intention honestly. Jasper probably knows a truckload about what went down in the war, and they might be saving that information for something big.
>>3790386
Only if he doesn't kiss or hold them tenderly.
>>3790386
Steven only likes peridot's feet
>>3790422
It is 100% certain that Jasper will become a CG. But this is my worst fear
>>3790441
Peridot's flatties are adorable.
>>3790420
This is awful
>>3790482
Indeed, they are a miracle of the universe.
gems gems gemly gems
these threads are awful
>>3790501
>/sug/
Found the problem, doc
>>3790501
okay
>>3790420
Why is she smiling? What does she want me to do with her feet?
>>3790425
She knows the deets and doesn't revere Rose as pink crystal Jesus, so she wouldn't be afraid to spill 'em. But it's also easy to see her not opening up for a good while until the story needs it, she's a hardass you know
>>3790467
Thank god for Steven's infaliable kindness.
>>3790472
How the hell can you have a show with so many characters that have amazing, beautiful feet (Pearl, Lapis, Peri's cute stompers) and NOT expect to have an occasional footfag in a thread? I mean they...
-LITERALLY-
...designed Lapis to be barefoot to appeal to the footfags in the audience. Don't you sit there and tell me for a second that they didn't know what they were doing when they made Lapis barefoot. Don't you tell me that.
I want to sniff and lick stinky Gem feet!
>>3790501
I hate it too.
>>3790472
That's pretty rude, my man.
>>3790564
I hate art when they make the feet big and out of proportion.
Their feet are graceful and slender damn it.
what is the psychology of waifus? no seriously. what is it? why do so many people have waifus from such a young age?
well maybe not so many people just degenerates such as ourselves
>>3790604
>such a young age
Anon is there something you need to tell us
>>3790585
Big gem paddles are the best
>>3790304
>crying breakfast friends bedsheet
I need that.
>>3790604
>maybe not so many people
Go to /a/
or /jp/
or /v/
>>3790621
ive had waifus since i was roughly 5
my first was ariel, ive had probably hundreds since then. ive had a crush on maybe 4 or 5 real human girls.
i thought that was normal around here
If the cool kids are supposed to represent the CGs who are the homeworld gems?
Is there an upcoming episode name that hints at a cool kids episode?
>>3790604
People are just lonely and pursue ideal versions of what they desire. Nothing that hard to comprehend.
>>3790604
>See fictional person.
>Fictional person possess desirable traits that the individual seeks.
>Brain doesn't care if they're fictional or not.
That's it really.
>>3790628
Personally, I want Steven's crying breakfast friends PJ bottoms more
>>3790668
>Kiki
>Kevin
>???
>>3790654
Maybe you use the term waifu too lightly. To me, they are srs business and not just "find a character attractive"
>>3790675
>>3790669
so basically im a sad insecure loser
fair enough
>>3790668
The not-cool kids, the "outsiders"?
Ronaldo
Sadie
Lars
>>3790722
Yeah but you're among other sad insecure losers. You're in good company.
>>3790668
>Is there an upcoming episode name that hints at a cool kids episode?
Maybe this one. Or it could also be just about Lars being replaced by someone in the Big Donut because he's doing a shitty job.
>>3790714
oh no, its a crush every damn time
the fact that im sitting here in trash thinking about my gem waifu cuddling me is just proof of it
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl-lLPHnfE
>>3790731
I always thought of Lars as the aequivalent to Steven.
>>3790771
>Lars disappears and never returns
If he just takes Renaldo with him (maybe they could elope somewhere) this would be my dream episode.
>>3787444
I'm going to draw ahegao to dicks, like page full of cute vanilla sex.
If I can get hand holding right I be set.
>>3790731
Ronaldo = Jasper
Sadie = Peridot
Lapis = Lars
yes, no?
>>3790668
Lars, Sadie, and Ronaldo.
Lars is tall, lanky, and kind of standoffish like Lapis.
Sadie is short, insecure, and has issues with authority (her mom) like Peridot.
Ronaldo is big, a bit nuts, and knocked Steven out like Jasper.
>>3790781
Nobody gives a shit what we are listening to.
>>3790811
Sadie/peridot is FUCKIN WEAK toss it out
>>3790781
Republic - New Order
>>3790811
So Lapidot is confirmed?
>>3790838
Anon why do you think we got Sadie's Song right before the Peridot redemption arc?
This show's about parallels. Again it's like poetry, sort of... they rhyme. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one.
>>3790900
Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
>>3790900
i remember when sadies song was originally going to air AFTER catch and release, possibly as an error since they changed it
imagine the state of /sug/
>>3790811
Who's Steven then?
Or is Steven also the cool kids' Steven?
>>3790928
Steven bridges everyone together, there is no parallel for him.
>>3790585
I dislike fetish pics, I like feet but I like it with subtly or not main focus just small detail, like >>3790627
If it is focus has to have something going for it, like colors, comp or drawn decently.
Drew a cute amethyst feet for practice some time ago. I guess post it here.
Lapis/Sadie = kidnapping Jasper/lapis thinking she's doing a good thing, has another person hostage who didn't exactly ask for it either (Steven/malachite). Loves Steven, and is way tougher than she looks
Lars/Jasper = misunderstood dick strongly associated with Sadie/lapis, these problems stemming from a rough and as of yet unknown past
It does NOT confirm Jaspis, parallels do not have to be so exact
>>3790900
>muh Lapidot
Then what do you think of the love story beginning episode The Answer airing right after Too Far, which has the biggest shiptease yet? Ruby/peridot saved sapphire/amethyst with a push. Ian said they did not intended for there to be a hiatus between Too Far and The Answer
I don't give a fuck about Amedot, but if you wanna play that game
>>3790835
I do
Anyone want a free /sug/ pic folder?
>>3791009
Sure
>>3791009
Sure thing bud
>>3790954
Ok, but is greg like the cool kids' Rose?
Was he there for them and tought them the ways of being cool before he had to look for Steven and couldn't hang out with them anymore?
>>3790997
*kidnapping Jasper/Lars
>>3791009
I hope it's not actually doplhin porn
Well, dolphin porn is good too.
>>3790997
>Lapidot.
You're barking up the wrong tree m8, I feel like one of the few people around here that doesn't ship. I just think that that's the best parallel in the show for the Homeworld gems, given that the Cool Kids are already the CGs.
>>3790991
paddles exist in real life though
>>3790991
I get what you mean. Nice sketches btw. Big dicks and small Amy, can't really go wrong.
>>3791080
Paddles in real life are gross.
>>3791111
Paddle in real life are cute and sexy
>>3791126
>It's actually dolphin porn
Thanks anon
>>3791179
Is it really? Because I'm not wasting my time if it isn't.
>>3791179
Oh... yea, about that
>tfw no gem milfs
>>3791210
It is, trust me
>>3790604
Waifu is a fun distraction for me, ones i picked kinda had impact to me
Pear is one of mine, SU got me interested in art and drawing, after like 10 years.
Never really interested enough in anything to make art and fan stuff before.
>>3790997
>bitching about lapidot even when it wasnt mentioned
you can admit you're a jaspis/amedot pissbaby its fine
>>3788822
>>3791253
>shipping lapidot even when it's shit
>>3791227
>no gem milfs
>>3791253
Nope nice try cunt
No ships will be canon
>>3791270
>thinking i ship lapidot
>>3791270
>implying your opinions mean shit
>>3791244
YOU LIED TO ME
>>3791086
Still need practice drawing good dick.
>>3791273
i actually agree with that statement
funnily enough the only one i think could be canon is jaspis, but i still doubt it, and i dont particularly ship it either, i just acknowledge the parallels that you already stated
Post rare Stevens
>>3790722
I mean, if we have to start some shipping wars.
>>3791273
>Not knowing about Rubypphire
That's where you're wrong.
Just gonna leave this here and go back to teaching shitlords
later you demented teenagers
>>3791369
It's not a ship if it's canon.
>>3791303
That's what you get faggot
>>3791364
this is the only gem/human ship i can vaguely agree on, only because its hilarious
>>3791340
Aight you do you
All these parallels are up to interpretation anyway, Sugar won't come out and say "no you dumbfucks, Jasper=Nanefua"
I want to shower Pi-Pi chan with love.
>>3791403
I put my trust in you. I don't think I can take much more.
>>3791400
It's a canon ship.
>>3791211
dear god why
>>3791411
>yfw jasper spanks jamie on the ass too
>>3791411
i think thats the main reason that no ships besides the current canon ones will actually happen is because theres so many parallels
the crewniverse knows people are gonna interpret the show in ways that specifically support whatever relationship they're rooting for, as reflected by peridots actions in log date. they might just not bother to create shipping drama and leave it up in the air so people cant be disappointed
>>3791433
Just call it a pair.
Guys did Steven Floats air in the UK already? I mean it did in France of course, but I found this on the Youtube page of CN UK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwlsnbDKpw
Do you think it's possible that Europe will air new episodes before the US again soon?
>>3791433
That's not how it works.
>>3791364
Cliche but hilarious.
i really hate when people make peridot really masculine. its particularly prominent in lapidot shipping and its fucking garbage
>>3791443
>not liking dolphin porn
>>3791465
They wouldn't have all of these teases for every pair imaginable and an entire episode making fun of the concept if they planned to commit to any more than the already established. You don't see the Crew shipping Ruby and Sapphire with anyone but each other, but you do see the crew shipping every gem with every other gem in any combination under the sun
>>3791410
It's the best crack-ship since malaxandrite
>>3791609
It's the only crack pair on this show I like so far.
So, any new edit requests?
Just so it's clear, I'm gonna probably be a bit reluctant if you're asking for more general/solo Peridot or Pearl. Done way too much of those.
>>3791490
Hasn't Steven Floats aired in a bunch European countries already? I know that the new part of Love Like You came from one of them.
>>3791609
Fuck this ship.
>weak white male gets pussified and assfucked by superior strong womyn gem
>yeah that's right Steven your dad is a complete beta cuck
I'm so fucking tired of this Greg is bottom meme.
>>3791702
Jasper is a literal fucking tank
Greg is an obese balding middle aged man
>>3791609
Yeah, they're perfect for each other.
>>3791702
Yeah, but he already was happy with Rose, a quartz warrior that started a fucking rebellion.
Jasper is probably more submissive than Rose imo
>>3791609
Malex is canon, they can't keep their hands off each other.
>Greg "I've shown her my gem-killing boner" Universe
>>3791689
Sapphire or Ruby? Either one
>>3791689
Sadie?
>>3791808
You know it
And Alex's rope bounded around Mal's tiddies of all places
My brothers broke my 360 and Xbox one and are blaming it on me. Can someone give me some more yellow poils to calm my nerves?
>>3791689
The above furry thing with the gems below please?
>>3791589
Some people
>>3791869
here are few pearls.
>>3791869
Wow, what cockmuffins
>>3791897
Please tell me a woman was sucking it off
>>3791897
>no sound
Absolutely amature
They made this "horrible unstable toxic fusion" way too cute, way too damn cute
>>3791900
Well worth a shot.
Rollan'
>>3792001
cutie
>>3791988
Please
no
It can't be a faggot, it just can't be
>>3792001
>tfw you have to wait for Jasper to be cured of her corruption and for her to make up with Lapis before you'll see this cutie again.
How are you folks doing tonight?
>>3791364
>Not Greg/Pearl
Post ship themes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frNpdG4F9mw
>>3792124
Bored.
>>3790781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfSEphF5lo
>>3792001
probably because its part lapis
>>3792124
alive, i guess
>>3792124
Tired
check out my peral oc
>>3792288
nice
>>3792078
It'll be a damn near eternity but it'll be so worth it
10/10 qt even when goring watermelon children
>you will never press your face against Pearl sized feet
>>3792288
Better than what I could draw
One day I should try to draw Pearl and post it here
>>3792337
Those paddles are too big and not cute.
>>3792124
Half-heartedly waiting for an announcement today, whole-heartedly waiting for an announcement in the coming days. Getting somewhat excited about tomorrow especially.
>>3792337
See that's what I mean, paddles in real life just look gross.
Ok, someone comes to you and asks for your help in creating a new Steven universe game. What is the game like? Whose the main villain? What's the story. Is it first person, role-playing, etc.?
>>3790925
Yeah it was probably an error from following the production codes exactly (production code are based off of board teams and both Gem Mutant episodes and Lars and Sadie episodes are Raven and Paul's specialty)
Heck I think that the reason why the august '15 premiers were delayed was because Sadie's Song, being unusually late in production order, either wouldn't have been finished in time (it should be noted that the 3rd steven bomb was around when Matt was hoping for a hiatus because they were cutting it real close with their buffer)
>>3792381
A bit of level by level 3d beat'em up?
I'm thinking a bit of platinum-esc.
It could be a totally OC villain or it follows the plot up to Jailbreak.
I'd throw in bonus what if levels like if Ruby and Sapphire had to fight Jasper unfused and such.
Basically.
Big level by level 3d beat em ups.
>>3792381
old school-style RPG
You'll go through warp pads to places to bubble gems and find parts to build a spaceship and go to Homeworld to beat the diamonds.
>>3792524
Yeah well I'm a grill with some serious paddle going on and nobody has ever told me they were cute.
We stand united in this general today because of our shared love of bees
>>3792597
>I'm a grill
nice meme
>>3792597
>I'm a grill
Can I cook steaks and sausages on you?
>>3792602
Bees are quite all wasps must die though.
>>3792602
What? I hate bees. I don't give a fuck if they perform a vital function in the ecosystem.
Bugs scare me, they make a scary as fuck noise, and they sting you. Fuck bees kill them when they are in the house, swat them when you see them on a flower.
>>3792602
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3792602
>bees
Fuck bees
I don't care if they are needed, keep the away from me.
>>3792631
No wonder they sting you, you sound like an ass.
>>3792597
SHOW PADDLES
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>>3792597
SHOW CUNT
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>there are cold, heartless bee-haters in this general RIGHT NOW
I am uncomfortable at the prospect. Bees are fuzzy and make delicious honey
>>3792602
It's hip to...
>>3792597
SHOW ARMPIT
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>>3792602
NO
NOT THE FUCKING BEEES!!!
AAAARRHRHAHRHARHGGGGSD!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU
>>3792693
Yes
And they make scary noises and they can sting you
I don't like bees, keep them away from me
>>3792597
Show neck?
With timestamp?
>>3792736
No
Armpit
With timestamp
>>3792720
I'll take the bees, more for me
>>3792720
Yo, you thinking about wasps Bee ain't ever gonna fuck with you unless you mess with them first. Wasps on the another hand are just big jerks.
>>3792743
No
PADDLES
wioth stamp
>>3792337
>irl feet
>>3792765
No, bees can sting you too
It's less likely than wasps but they can
They make scary noises and I don't like them, keep them away.
>>3792777
SHOW BALLS
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bumble bees are cute!! XD
im gril btw
>>3792789
Of course they can sting you, but they have a much more benign temperate. Just don't freak out and they aren't gonna fuck with you dude. Chill out anon its just bees.
>>3792860
>chill out
>it's just bees
I'll chill out when they're gone
>>3792785
>you will never rest your face on Pearls paddles
>>3792249
Jasper plenty cute too
>>3792923
Do it, faggot
do we have any chance of getting new episodes next week?
>>3792956
Nope
>>3792923
DO IT
WITH TIMESTAMP
>>3792923
Deliver please
don't be a total fegit
>>3792956
Really doubtful, they more than likely would have announced something last weekend at the latest if that was the case.
Unless there's a big surprise announcement tomorrow that episodes are returning then, but I really doubt that. Too many people travelling around that week.
>>3792923
do it
timestamp it
remember, no matter how you look, you're a qt
>>3792923
If we weren't sure, we wouldn't ask anon
>>3793062
>the jasper
also i want lapis to fuck me
>>3792059
It is, you can tell by the man wrist, hairy arm and facial features.
guys guys
what if pearl molested steven, futadot and amethyst had rough sex involving donuts, and ruby and sapphire impregnated each other
and then jasper came back and raped lapis for revenge and the crystal gems killed jasper a little too late (only a couple seconds after lapis was filled up with semen)
this leaves steven scarred for life with all of the other crystal gems (except peridot) dead from childbirth, leaving behind 4-5 motherless babies
this causes peridot to run away one day, never to be seen again, and steven and greg face a huge financial crisis due to all those babies needing to be cared for
the temple, the car wash, and even the van are all sold for money, but it's still not enough
steven must choose between killing the babies which were his former mothers for good and the alternative option which is living like bums and slowly starving to death
steven chooses to murder.
…
then he wakes up
it was all just a bad dream
>>3791897
MOAR!!
>>3793140
> Anon is nothing but a Massive faggot
what a shocker
>>3793140
THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW, EVERYONE IN HERE DIES TOMORROW.
>>3793112
>FIGHT
>>3793140
What a disappointment you are anon
>>3793162
Everyone in here tomorrow dies tomorrow (thus some people who don't go tomorrow are spared, or everyone in here right now dies tomorrow (thus some people who are here tomorrow but not right now are spared)?
>>3793140
Well that's too fucking bad because I'm coming there to rape you
Hope you got lube
>>3793140
it's okay anon
we still love you and you're still a qt
>>3793162
Please mean DEFCON 1
>>3793201
I take it back, only you die tomorrow.
>>3793140
That's fine
I for one didn't wanna see your sexy/cutie body anyway
faggot
Who is the new fusion slut going to fuse with next?
>>3793291
She's gonna fuse with corruption.
>>3793291
Ma decent sized cock
>>3793291
centipeetle in a bout of rough animal sex
late again, but
lapis/lars are ultimately fragile assholes,
sadie/jasper are beefy badasses with a strong sense of duty to their jobs,
and ronaldo/peridot are fuckin cringey nerds who think they know better than everyone while lacking basic common sense/social skills
>>3793381
Eh Jasper dumped the cluster mission for her own agenda
>>3793381
is there anyone going to comiccon who could try to ask about this? It's probably a better question than whatever other obvious, [spoiler], or autistic shit someone else would ask about
>>3793421
It's partly her agenda, but she also knows Yellow Diamond well enough to know she'd do the same thing if she were there. Rose is fuckin gem-hitler to every veteran of that conflict
why don't you guys have good looking voice actors like us on the loud house
>>3793381
the cool kids barely act like their counterparts though, sour cream and pearl especially. i could say ronaldo/jasper because they're big and orange and hit steven in the face
>>3793510
(you)
>>3793483
>eh just blast 'em with the ship
>turns and walks away
Kinda shirking off her job as escort there too
>>3793510
(you)
>>3793510 (You)
>>3793510
are you really unable to enjoy one show without trash talking another
>>3793522
>Ronaldo is orange
>>3793586
>replying to /gfg/ 2.0
>>3793522
This, they even changed to Steven's POV for both knockouts.
>>3793596
>Jasper is orange
>>3793601
and then he woke up in their rape dungeon/prison
>>3793618
Here's your orange-y
>>3792373
irl paddles are awesome
>>3792777
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>>3793324
corrupted jasper fusion when?
Sheeet their skin tone is close
Were onion people created by Rose?
>>3793696
shiiieeeeeeet
>>3792373
I think its because its too fetish focus.
I think they can be cute.
>>3793829
i like when feet are the focus
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is my bro from londontario in here? saw you post about the storm last week - our weather's been all over, damn
>>3794148
yeah im here, the weather has been pretty wacky
>>3790421
i wonder how they communicate with their own kind?
>>3794186
it's way too hot when i go to bed and yet i get woken up in the morning because it's so cold holy fuck, not to mention the rainstorm this past weekend
are you at western or doing something else? you should hit me up on the discord if you're not already on there
>>3794251
Im not really from londontario, was just fucking with you. I feel bad now, sorry
Howcome with all of the time we've seen Beach City and the Temple, we have only seen one airplane fly overhead? (And at pretty low altitude at that)
Think about it...It's kind of strange that we haven't seen a single airplane before Steven Floats.
>>3794343
Amethyst mentioned getting hit by a plane so they do pass by Beach City.
>>3792889
Just for you bby. Also sorry its bad.
http://pastebin.com/8HDzwC7S
Also everyone make sure to have a good day.
>>3794320
FUCK MAN, i was excited too
i'm destined to search forever for my long-lost friend
>>3794343
>>3794392
>>3794381
That was cute
THANKS
H
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K
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>>3794371
Yes, but that was only one other time, and that airplane we saw was commercial. So unless the SU universe has one airplane that only travels once a year or so, it seems strange that they aren't seen, heard, or mentioned more.
>>3794448
really sorry man, hope you find your friend
Sheesh, could the song in The Answer is just loaded with innuendo without making the 'fusion is sex' metaphor practically canon?
"And you hadn't before?"
(while blushing) "Of course not. When would I have ever?"
"I'm so sorry."
"No no, don't be."
>>3794467
That is really weird, it said the first one didn't post for me. Whatever, someone will delete it soon.
>>3794516
They make it more and more canon every single time it's brought up
How they will ever get away with Steven fusing with a gem us beyond me
>>3794516
It wasn't a song.
It was a conversation.
>>3792631
>>3792646
>>3792653
you are either
>a dumb ass who can't tell the difference between bees and wasps
or
>used to be a dumb ass kid who tried to pick up a bee, got stung, grew up hating bees
>>3794601
I never got stung by a bee or wasp
Doesn't mean I can't hate both
If I can keep them away from me I will
>>3794480
Glad you liked it. I think I've finally got past the writers block that was bothering me. Shame I'm not going to be able to write anything for a month.
>>3792695
hug bees
Here's Amethyst.
>>3794709
Uh-huh
>>3791273
sugar is a weeb
harem/poly end confirmed from day 1
>>3794686
Because they're scary and they can sting you
>>3794550
I guess the fact that Gems fuse for combat is enough chaff to throw off the censor's radar.
>>3794557
Yes, a conversation set to music. About Ruby being Sapphire's first. And apologizing, ostensibly for getting her stuck on the planet, but seemingly for either taking Sapphire's virginity or for not having been a virgin herself.
>>3794654
so you hate for no reason?
reminder that bees are very important!
>>3794753
you're thinking of wasps anon
bees are only going about their daily routine and will only sting as a last resort
they don't mind if you watch them work just as long as you let them work
>>3794810
No
I hate them because they're scary and they can sting you
>>3794854
and CUTE!!!
>I'm the Jaspernaut, Bitch!
>>3794855
Yeah, they can work
But not near me
If they come near me it's their own fault if they get killed
Reminder that the cows did nothing wrong.
>>3794854
My fuzzy lovely
Pic related is basically me and a bee
>>3794861
you need to be +18 to browse 4chan anon
>>3794861
and dogs and snakes can bite you but if you leave them alone they won't hurt you
just don't fuck with the bees man, it's not like they want to kill themselves just for the sake of stinging you.
She is consumed with grief and guilt for her own impulsive mistakes and draw backs from being a defective.
>>3794907
>>3794861
i used to be like you anon
then i grew the fuck up
>>3794741
You're right, she _is_ a weeb.
Which means no confirmed pairings at all, with a last episode that actively discards any progress a particularly bachelorette might have made.
You know, like how the animu do.
>>3794907
>bees finding plants for colony
>goes near your house minding its own business
>gets killed for doing what nature intended it to do
I asked this at the beginning of this hiatus but does anyone know if this artist is still around here or delivered anything else yet?
>>3795063
Too bad
Insects in general can go fuck themselves
i want adult steven to dick me down so bad ohhhh myyy gooooooddddd
>>3795111
>not long curly hair like his mother
shameful desu
>>3795021
Good for you
>>3795063
>Little mosquito is thirsty
>Snags a quick bite, to feed on just a small little bit of your blood
>Now you have Zika, as nature indeed
>>3795155
>acting like mosquitoes play a vital roll in this world
kek
>>3795128
i'm not too much into purely fat bodies (I like bara more, like a big buffalo guy with a little tummy, and so far every long curly haired adult steven fanart is just fat, not really bara. although i'm not too much into the long hair, until i see bara steven with it i won't completely rules it out.
>>3795155
The main difference between Mosquitos and Bees is that one is a pest and menace and one is a productive creature that helps humanity by pollinating plants
>>3795098
>Majority of insects are responsible for maintaining life on this
>They should fuck themselves
Geez dude, it's okay to be scared for some but we basically owe our lifes to them, so show some respect
>>3795200
*BUFF not buffalo fuck
>>3795211
Maintaining life on this planet*
>>3795211
>we owe our lifes to them
>show some respect
First, I was never asked to be born
Second, I'll show all the respect I can as long as they stay away
>>3795283
>I was never
I never*
>>3795283
>First, I was never asked to be born
>>3794709
one day I'll be as good as BM, one day.
Here's my Amethyst
>>3795207
Certainly, bees are great (though very dangerous for those of us allergic to their sting).
I was just responding to the 'nature intended' argument. Nature is cruel, and has no qualms about us all dying early horrible deaths.
>>3795283
With this, I mean that if, for example, I go outside, and find bees, I'll avoid them and won't disturb them
But, if they get near my house, that's another thing.
Good thing there are wimdows, but if one somehow manages to get inside, it's gonna get killed unless it leaves
As for other insects, I kill them if I find them in my house
>>3794894
I would nut in that
>>3795456
I believe in you, man. You're going to get there!
hey /sug/, can hot sauce damage the rubber tubing around cables? My mom's shitty fucking cat has chewed through two ethernet cables in the past two weeks and she won't do anything about it
>>3795456
>one day I'll be as good as BM, one day.
wrong mindset..
you should aim to be as good as you can be and beyond. Use other artists as an inspiration, not your artistic goals..
>>3791343
Six of them.
>>3793291
Steven.
>>3795752
I want to see more Quartz/Quartz fusions.
>>3795680
Can't you block it off by something or do you have a strict as fuck mother?
Because i can only suggest covering it in something that prevents the cat to reach it or chew on it.
If the world ended, would you create a cult about Steven Universe?
>>3795808
I don't have to get some cardboard, duct tape and box cutters because I have to work a 9-hour job I hate to live with a woman and cat I don't like so I can spend the remaining sliver of time I have lest enjoying myself
god damn. If I was at least spending my hour programming I'd be happy, but I'm not. my time is spent either starting off into space or typing in CS grammars and then testing them to make sure they don't conflict with the other 200 grammars in the system, all the while looking like an idiot because I can't understand what my boss means when he rambles in a ukrainian accent, which is always, and because I the flow charts I enter into the system (instead of programming) don't work even though the exact same flow charts entered the exact same way by someone else work perfectly (that's not me being an idiot. We tested and confirmed it in the office today)
>>3795752
god that's dumb in like 20 different ways
>>3795959
>dont have time to
fuck
>>3795893
No
I would kill myself, hopefully
Is hopeful Rose anon here? Give us hope!
>>3795893
hell no. Even if I didn't die in it or kill myself immediately afterwards I would find a much better fandom to create a cult around
Maybe homestuck if I could make sure hussie and everything from vriskagram on was lost. I could write my own ending that ddidn't involve vriska ruining everything by fixing everything
I
I must
I must kill
I must kill time
>>3796165
God imagine a city wide homestuck cult 3 generations down the line
>>3796249
Christ
I hope there's a nuke left so I can wipe them out
We Bare Bears just had an announcement. Maybe SU will get one soon?
Would you protect her butt?
>>3796180
Good luck with that nigga
trying to kill something that in reality is nothing but an illusion
>>3796402
Sounds like you are being nothing but a whiny cunt
stevidot general ?
>>3796402
>>3796402
stream it
god I fucking hate my life
I hate my job, I hate my hours, I hate the people I live with and the bits of family I don't live with, I hate that everything is going wrong, I hate that im a 23-year old virgin, I hate that I haven't written a story or cooked a meal in months and don't even want to, I hate that I've run out of books to read
I want to kill myself, but I've never been angriy about it. I used to be sad and weepy but now I'm just tired and angry all the time and just want to sleep and never wake up
>>3796402
sounds like me except for the virgin part
do like me and tell yourself you at least have a job
>>3796472
Do you want me to post some cute gems? I could do that for you.
>>3796484
Post the rest of these.
>>3796402
I would post that viper pic but it's already been posted.
So, yeah.
Can you buy guns? Maybe you could try that, shotguns work well
You could also try other methods like the exut bag
>>3796472
Please don't kill yourself, it isn't worth losing your life over.
Uh, looking pretty dead in here.
>>3796472
I feel you anon, were just like this when your age... Life didn't get any better but I've learned a lot.
The difference is that, now... I just don't care anymore. I'm certain that I'll die someday and that makes me so fucking happy. I try to keep busy and listen music. You like to write, eh? Write something for me, anything is fine. I'm sure you have that one really old book you didn't read in ages, maybe you should pick it up and give it another try? You can make it, I'm sure. Even if it's the slightly thing, it does count.
If you have the means and you're ready to go, I'm not the one to stop you. I have hope in you and I believe in you and I love you even thought I don't know you, I'll be sad if you go.
>>3796734
They're in the same situation as us? Banned from /co/?
>>3796756
no, they prefer /trash/
>>3796734
Yeah, did the fascist /co/ mods ban them too?
>>3796787
Oh Okay, weird. But I can see why.
>>3789291
long live stevidot
>>3796561
He won't actually do it
Well, he probably won't do it
If he did it it would be surprising
We posting Stevidot now?
>>3795456
BM is shit
>>3796455
Only if its cute
well, thats how I like it
>>3796865
Gotcha
>>3796129
Hey, sorry for the late reply! Just remember that we're about to hit a good stretch for an announcement here, don't give in yet! Don't give in ever!
>>3795456
keep going aniki
I respect that you're working on your art.
I haven't touched my shit in 8 months.
>>3796889
nnnnnnice
>>3796898
Not the same guy but thanks for being a cool guy, Rose anon.
>>3796455
This is the comic that got his tumblr deeted
>samefagging your garbage ship
wew
Is Peridot for hug or fug?
>>3796939
Yes.
>>3796939
hug and fug
>>3796939
hug and respectful, consenting, gentle fug
The last time I was this unhappy with my job it broke me.
I was a straight-A student in high school and had the highest SAT scores in my entire school. the summer before college I worked at my step-mom's office where I didn't enjoy the work and felt incompetent. One day during a phone conversation it all boiled over and I didn't show up the next day even though I would have gotten my first paycheck at the end of it.
my first semester of college I failed two classes, and dropped out of a third. It took four years for me to feel proud of myself again
I wonder if it will happen here too
>>3796978
I believe in you anon
>>3796978
Similar to me
Except I drpped out of high school
So it's not similar at all
>>3796978
I believe in you. You may stumble and fall but you can sure as hell get up. You're that kind of person.
>>3796978
>I wonder if it will happen here too
It might.
But this time you'll know for sure that you can survive and get back up at the end.
>feel like drawing
>can't find tablet pen
Fuck me
>>3797008
I dropped out too, high five
>>3797086
Check your bed or your other hand.
>>3797086
>fuck me
that cna be arranged
What Stand would everyone in SU have?
>Steven
Kiss From a Rose
>Garnet
Crazy Babies
>Amethyst
Sound Chaser
>Pearl
Born to Run
>Ruby
Fire in the Sky
>Sapphire
South Side of the Sky
>Rose
Somebody to Love
>Peridot
Machine Messiah
>Lapis
The Thin Ice
>Jasper
Unknown Soldier
>Opal
Come Together
>Sugilite
Breakin' All the Rules
>Alexandrite
Wish You Were Here
>Stevonnie
Let's Spend the Night Together
>Malachite
It Just Won't Quit
>Rainbow Quartz
Silver Springs
>Sardonyx
Storms
>Yellow Diamond
Homeworld (The Ladder)
>Blue Diamond
Homeward Bound
>Greg
I'll Write a Song For You
>Connie
Act 1: I'll Cry For You, Act 2: Superstitious
>>3797207
Nothing
>>3797294
Greg would have one that can hold music sheets.
>"l love you Peridot"
>w-wow, thanks
>>3797347
really cute scene
Which game is better to be a healslut in, /sug/?
WoW or FF14
We Bears Bares is airing a bunch of shorts tomorrow night, be on the lookout for SU shorts possibly airing some tomorrow or next Thursday if this list is anything to go by.
>>3797420
if they are airing the WBB shorts as an episode i hope they put it up for sale on iTunes. I don't want to keep buying french gift cards just to get the shorts in decent quality.
>>3797347
Isn't that what Steven told her people say when they get gifts?
no one listen to me
not even you, /sug/
im sad
>>3797303
Check the area, comb the area! Gotta be ther!
>>3797525
get a more interesting life then
>>3797389
Doom.
>>3797525
What did you say?
>>3797525
It's okay, man. We're only human and sometimes you gotta let it all out.
>>3797533
comb the dessert
>>3797533
I've looked around where i last left it looked under everything and even moved couches i really dont wanna spend 30 bucks on a new pen
>>3797597
WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
so, this isn't a theory really, but I just realized how much Love Like You is actually about Steven
>If I could begin to be,
>Half of what you think of me,
>I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to love.
"half of what you think of me" So many of the characters view Rose as some perfect savior even if we realize it's bullshit, but Steven himself really is the perfect angel people saw Rose as, and Rose is literally half of him. That part about "I could do anything, I could even learn to love like you" is pretty special considering how much steven has accomplished. He's saved the world twice, saved the gems multiple times, dispelled two riots, led an evacuation, led an army of watermelon people, and saved an underground wrestling arena, and he did all of this through the power of love
>>3797675
good case for that verse, but certainly not the rest of the song
Here's Amethyst!
>>3797691
true, but I've bled this story fucking dry and need to find something
wasn't Steven Floats supposed to come out today?
>>3797722
lots of theories out there that each verse is from a different character's perspective, so your theory holds some ground
zap2it had june 29 as the original air date for the steven floats broadcast (not the episode) but it seems that was just tentative. i haven't seen a better quality video of the next verse than this: http://cant-get-enough-pearl.tumblr.com/post/145217231400/new-english-love-like-you-part-from-steven
>>3796978
I had a job like that, except l was a shitty student to begin with, so instead of my grades flopping l just wanted to kill myself every day
>no one will die, everyone wins
>no ships canonized, everyone wins
>love like you is about no one in particular or everyone, everyone wins
>parallels never clarified or defined, everyone wins
Because viewer self-inserting and self-identifying friendliness, which is gay
>>3797771
I wish we had a list of which epusodes each verse of the ending plays
Love you /sug/
>>3797987
thank you
>>3797987
All animals are equal
>>3797987
Love you too!
ジャスパーは
強力な逸品
きれいな女性
>>3797987
That is the cutest fucking thing
>>3798206
Very nice
>>3797986
This wiki has all the ending variations listed.
steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Ending_Theme
>>3797986
i only have this
>>3798206
自分を殺す
>>3798279
since love like you will finish this season, b-team singing "we are the crystal gems" is confirmed for being next season's ending theme right?
>>3798314
But I like living :(
my big butt Gem waifu wants some snu snu
If I do it, I'll be kill for sure
But for a chance to snu snu the best Gem
Death is worth it
>>3798335
>implying there is a b team
>implying they won't all sing it together in the opening
>>3798352
レエェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェェ
>the text in red is from Garnet's perspective
So garnet acknowledges Lapis pulled this crazy deception/revenge forced fusion stunt and she's 100% okay with it
Alright
>>3798279
>Rose will return on this season finale
>>3798279
okay, in that case, first two are rose, the single line verse is pearl and garnet, nothing like you is peridot. After that no clue
post pearl
>>3798404
I thought it was pronounced
リイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイ
>>3798448
the other one is rehehehehehehehehe
Yours is right, good job
>>3798411
Bad writing I know right?
>>3798431
rose isn't going to return anon. it would completely ruin the story. The only way they could do it without breaking the story theme is if Steven meets Rose in her room and believes her to be a hologram, only to have some doubt shed at the very end of the episode when he says something to pearl he shouldn't have known about but she dismisses it as a coincidence or him having heard it mentioned before
>>3798178
fugg
How can one gem be so cute
>>3798517
You know, I'd honestly write a fanfic about this if I didn't look down on that sort of thing. I like to write original fiction, or at least I used to
>>3798439
>>3798431
More likely another Rose/Greg flashback
>>3798576
ya know cus of Holo Pearl, not gonna lie this is kinda scary
>>3798512
When garnet was crying, flipping out, losing her mind over forced fusion:
>this isn't right, this isn't fusion!
Just this season, it definitely at least feels at least /odd/
How dumb of an idea is it to post my original fiction on my tumblr if I people only follow me for theories
>>3798439
ill add some pepper to that salt
>>3798656
you could make a quick note about it as a side thing, and if you get yea, then go, if nea, then make a new account
>>3798382
I love this art style, the gems actually look pretty
>>3798206
それは正しい, 然しローズクォーツの美が絶好だよ!
>>3798630
In fact...the airing order was
>Keeping it together, We Need To Talk, Chille Tide
Post buff studs
I hope that Rebecca Sugar sees the fandom and pulls the plug on Steven Universe.
The fandom has killed my enjoyment of a show about a wonderfully sweet and caring boy and his three mothers.
I hope the show gets cancelled and I hope that it never comes back because of hoe toxic and awful the fandon is. The fandom that bullies children over fanart. The fandom that celebrstes that a human being might be dead because of a FICTIONAL SHIP BETWEEN TWO FAKE CHARACTERS.
I hope these people lose their show and never experience any form of happiness because they actively tried to ruin other people’s happiness and enjoyment of the show.
>Thanks tumblr
>>3790422
Only worse thing I can think of is that Jasper will be killed or Lapis won't have to confront that she mishandled the situation.
>>3798830
kill yourself phoneposter
>>3798903
Rebecca encourages the fandom, anon.
>>3798903
or you could you know, get off tumblr and just ignore that shit
>>3798903
>The fandom
>This generalization again
I love getting blamed for the shit tumblr does
>>3798908
What about being permabubbled?
>>3798942
Effectively the same.
Possibly slightly more merciful since, judging by how Peridot continued the sentence that she started before being bubbled, Gems don't seem to be aware of time they spend contained like that.
>>3799228
chill Greg, save enough for the rest of us
>>3799261
Please don't compare me to that worthless piece of shit
>>3791900
rollin
>>3791900
ralltin'
>>3791900
heh, whats the worst that could happen yaknow
>>3799674
I got the pearl that mimics the girls dress pancho from beetle juice
not bad
>>3799618
you got a penis pearl
>>3791900
rollan
>>3799791
can i buy you anon
>>3791900
Roland
>>3797420
Wait wait wait, just what am I looking at here? Are these confirmed titles for upcoming shorts? Why are some crossed out?
>>3790781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzTSH51nOG4
>yfw cn defines summer as last week of august
>>3798439
she cant do anything right. she is impulsive and a total let down to the team.
>>3791900
Rollin in too deep~
would you help pearl to take out an stuck buttplug? nothing sexual would happen, she just got the wrong toy and is desperated
>>3792183
Is this the /trash/ themesong?
>>3800417
Do I get to be her friend after?
>>3791917
Holy fuck this is cute
>>3798908
>confront that she mishandled the situation
How so? The last time she was grabbed by a warrior Gem on Earth, she was shattered. There's no reason to think that saying no to Jasper would result in a different outcome for her.
Not that being stuck in a fusion with Jasper was much better, but at least it was on her terms, especially if she knew that the Earth was doomed.
New thread for those who missed it
>>3800136
>>3800545
yes
>>3791900
rollan
>>3791900
rolll
>>3798721
>google translate
what was it that you intended to say, because translate fucked it the shit up