/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Is this hell Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Good thread
>>3766827
Peridot did this
Where were you when Greg was confirmed a furry?
Here we go.
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
Jasper's
C O R R U P T I O N
Good morning /sug/! Another day, another chance of an announcement. It's more likely to come later this week, but you never know! Even though things may seem bleak now, remember to never give up hope!
>>3766908
Aren't you sick of posting this yet, Brad? Pathetic.
Posting best gem.
The shitposters are back, time to turn the filter back on.
>>3766894
It's her morals that are corrupted, fucking slut
>>3766930
Seems to only be one poster who keeps trying to spread some form of ****posting.
Just turn on the filter and he'll tire himself out.
As for new threads just ignore and make one with the proper OP.
>>3766930
I know it's you, Brad. Quit pretending to be someone else. I know you like pretending but it's seriously sad.
>>3766041
you fucks
>>3766089
god damn it
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKnGIOSAtK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxQPwVEtd8
Art
Y'know, your shitposting plan would have worked if you didn't make it apparent it was just you and your friend there.
>>3766960
you're not fooling anyone you know, brad?
>>3766959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBqA8p9r6Q
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>>3767001
do whatever you want brad, you're going to get banned either way KEK
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>Still only 10 different IPs
Guess we know the real guy who keeps ****posting is also the same guy who spams the s4s copypastas now.
>>3767026
Nice attempt at damage control, bradley.
>>3767026
lol Brad you're so obvious.
>>3767026
...Did you really think otherwise?
ABANDON THREAD, THIS ONE IS NOT CONTAMINATED WITH BRAD'S AUTISM AND DRAMA
MOVE HERE
>>3766812
>>3766812
>>3766812
>>3767026
I thought it was pretty obvious.
>>3767064
You're pathetic.
>>3767083
And why is that brad? because you're salty about being banned from a discord? maybe you shouldn't have been such a jerk to me on the flock then kek. I'm gonna make sure you never get your skycow (NOT flockdraw) or discord in the OP EVER.
in short, brad you are a nigger and a cuck
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>>3767119
Watch what the fuck you're saying to Brad, you asshole.
And this is how to shitpost correctly.
Remember to use filters to avoid ****posting and shitposting.
Have a nice day.
Man you guys are a bunch of drama queens
>>3767148
*these two shitposters
>>3767139
KEK
kys brad
>>3767148
You're the one bringing drama into the threads with your unwanted links, brad.
>>3767148
The poster count didn't go up for any comment that involved a certain name or the spam. It's seriously one guy.
>>3767173
Actually, I don't know about the ****posters, but [s4s] shitposter isn't one of them.
I know because I am him.
>>3766933
I know
You see her ass in the air there
>>3767064
>10 ips
>leave for 10 minutes
>30 new posts
>12 ips
Yeah, great plan shitposter-kun. Fill the thread with shit, then point to your shitty thread claiming it's less shit.
We can read between the lines faggot.
>>3767210
kekking at your attempts at covering yourself up, Brad.
Why is no one talking about the steven universe cartoon show
>>3767234
We're just pointing out the cancer in the room.
Two guys with too much free time.
Anyway what's gonna happen with Jasper?
Is she actually gonna join or is she gonna remain a neutral and then show up corrupted?
>>3767251
Could you fuck off already.
Your shitposting is not good.
>>3767269
I could say the same about you, Brad.
>>3767261
Well is Jasper gets "corrupted" doesn't that just mean she goes from bad to good? So she joins the Gems?
>>3767277
Atleast I can filter your posts.
When will Pearl and Greg marry?
>>3767301
Never ever because its a shit ship
>>3767290
Good, Brad, do it. I don't want your autistic ass reading my posts anyway.
Alright, with that out of the way, any new edit requests?
Preferably with the low set:
The Pizza Family, Frydad, Peedee, Yellow Tail - 0
Rainbow Quartz, Sugilite, Mr. Maheswaran, Lion, Kevin, Mr. Smiley, Suitcase Sam - 1
Blue Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Buck, Onion, Vidalia, Barbara, Sadie, Alexandrite, Jamie - 2
Sardonyx, Dr. Maheswaran, Ruby Squad, Opal, Malachite, Lars, Sour Cream - 3
Though more popular ones are still fine if they're good requests.
>>3766874
Dashing through the grass
Incoming to rape your ass
>>3767423
Can I get this but with Brad?
>>3767447
Trust me, you wouldn't want to rape me.
>>3767476
We're having this conversation almost everyday, soon it'll become an official ritual. Summoning the rapist.
>>3767506
Fine by me.
>>3767423
This with lion
>>3766827
What is Lapis's weapon?
>>3767588
Being a shit gem.
>>3767575
I have this, but thanks anyways, brad.
>>3767423
This panel with whoever you feel like fits.
>>3767526
Me too.
I want more Pearl and Peridot shenanigans.
>>3767665
And I want you to take your autism out of /sug/, Brad.
>>3767685
I want the shitposting to end
>>3767700
Just ignore him we all know who it ironically is, but just filter him since he can't go five seconds without saying his buzzword.
>>3767700
You're not alone.
Remember
Stick with the prod
Prod with the prod
>>3767700
It will end once you stop it, Brad.
>>3767665
>>3767606
If I'm gonna do porn, could you at least find some with english.
Besides, I don't think I'd be able to do that one very well. Too much hair covering the body (face usually isn't so bad, but like the shoulders and over the front is a pain)
and the outfit would be hard to make match/read as any of the characters.
What did he get a boner at?
>>3767777
At those quad
Or maybe he was thinking about Pearl.
>>3767777
>Wasted on a shitpost
So much potential.
Last night I had a dream where Peridot had a vision of a gem under the sea. She initially thought it was Lapis, until she saw it was actually a giant fusion. She said hello and 100 tiny eyes opened all along the fusion's body.
>>3767423
Sadie?
>>3767827
I have never had a dream related to SU, and the dreams I do have are strange and I almost never remember them.
>>3767588
Water bending
>>3767827
The other night I dreamed that Sardonyx drowned me in a pool while laughing. I could hear her through the water.
>>3767903
Sounds hot
>>3767933
Yeah, although I didn't enjoyed suffocating, I had nothing against the four strong hands that were holding me down.
To /sug/
Keep your shitty drama in /sug/
Love, /tlhg/fag
>>3767950
To /tlhg/
Fuck off and die.
Love, /sug/
>>3767950
I'm gonna go there and shitpost now.
>>3767950
You should just ignore it, don't bring it up here, you're just moving the fan toward shit.
>>3767957
Jokes on you i'm a /sug/ and /tlhg/ fag.
>>3767950
Going to another thread to shitpost then coming back here and pretending anyone cared is pretty pathetic.
>>3768046
But that wasn't me.
What's the worst Lapis romance?
>>3768145
Lapidot
Lapethyst
Lapiven
Lapix
>>3768145
All of them
>>3768154
>Lapix
Huh?
>>3768145
L A P I D O T
T O D I P A L
>>3768145
Basically the only ones that have surfaced in these threads due to perifags extreme cancer to the point where they are now counter shipping lapidot with amethyst to spite amedot.
>>3768170
Lapiy
>>3768183
That doesn't make it any clearer.
>>3768154
So Lapnet and Lapearl are still legit?
>>3767981
Fuck.
>>3768204
Lapiz
>>3768046
Fuck you too, brad.
Peridot is in for one heck of a snipping!
>>3768205
>lapix
>>3768145
Jaspis
Larspis
>>3768225
Kill yourself, Brad.
Who wants to know why their ship is shit
>>3768316
Jasper+Overwhelming Power
>>3768327
She goes nuts and loses all of her steadfast morals.
Shit
>>3768316
I do.
Any astronomy geeks ITT?
It's not normal for Earth to be lit this way, right? Animation error or deepest lore?
>>3768337
What is your ship
>>3768341
Don't need to be a geek to tell you that ain't our earth so anything can go at this point.
>>3768345
Pearl and Yellow Pearl
Lay it on me
>>3768341
What I wanna know is why poor Russia has a big hole in it.
>>3768316
StevenXConnie
>>3768316
Can I give you ships I don't ship but want to see your reasoning on why they are bad?
>>3768350
As if yellow Pearl wouldn't be sickened by Pearl's at-a-glance defectiveness. A shame to pearls everywhere
Shit.
>>3768316
Jaspearlapis
Grasper
Gregearl
>>3768316
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby and Ruby
>>3768363
You have no imagination. Connie has no friends besides Steven, give her a chance to grow up a little. And as far as we know Connie has been the only girl his age in his life
Shit.
>>3768316
I already know why it's shit but,
Sapphire and Lapis.
garner
>>3768401
ouch
Is there ANYTHING at all that can break Rose's shield.
Aside from Greg's dick, that is.
>>3768382
>>3768382
>Jaspearlapis
Jasper and Lapis having an insane amount of bad blood between them, a defective Pearl that held Lapis in a mirror for decades between them doesn't help anything.
Shit.
>grasper
Greg's idea to replace Rose is with another big Quartz who bashed his son's head in and wants to murder his former lover and son's mother?
Shit.
>gregearl
Pearl has only shown disdain and at best tolerance for Greg. He represents everything that went wrong in her life.
Shit.
>>3768401
gamer
>>3768424
I hate this
>>3768418
So far as we know at the moment, it's indestructible. There might be a plot point down the road about this, regarding just how indestructible it really is.
>>3768477
>Downright incestuous
>one of them is a baby
I fail to see how these are negatives.
>>3768388
So they are both friendless losers? Wouldn't that mean they are a good fit for each other
>inb4 steven is friends with everyone
>>3768366
You can just lie that you ship them, I wouldn't know anyway
>>3768487
I guess there must be something something that can break it.
I mean, if there isn't that would mean Rose is pretty much invincible.
>>3768488
lol
>>3768519
Ain't it only as strong as the emotion of the wielder because if they can't remain stable it goes away?
>>3768519
>Healing tears for mid-battle healing and outlasting opponents.
>At least as strong as Jasper, possibly stronger.
>Around 8 feet tall.
>Plant manipulation for surprise attacks and tripping.
>Floating allows for manipulation of speed, velocity, and trajectory.
>At least proficient in the use with a sword.
>Skilled tactician and strategy.
>Invincible or nearly invincible shield.
>Unconfirmed but plausible electrical interference.
Rose is quite possibly the most powerful non-fusion gem that we've seen to date, barring the Diamonds. I think only Lapis comes close, but she's a glass cannon.
We still don't know if Jasper manspreads or not.
>>3768395
It's a great ship they're both blue.
>>3768618
Garnet man spreads like crazy
Look at how she sits in Same Old World
>>3768629
Well why don't you ship sadie and sour cream since they're the same color.
>>3768644
She was inviting the greenbean in. They had unfinished business from log date you know?
>>3768664
That face will never get old.
>>3768670
Yeah, she truly is best gem. Every second she's on screen, I love her more and more. I don't understand how it's possible.
>>3768685
You sound like a real fuckin' memer
>>3768644
>garnet is a spread-rapist
TRIGGERED
>>3768500
Fair enough.
Amethyst and Jasper.
is there an episode tomorrow or what?
>>3768702
>Jaspethyst
Jasper isn't cool with earth, isn't cool with the CGs. Amethyst's deepest issues could easily be torn open by this exemplary Homeworld quartz warrior, and you can bet Jasper would take advantage of that.
Shit.
>>3768618
>yfw Jasper sits with her legs together and her hands on her lap like a proper lady
>>3768145
Anyone but Peridot. Say your shit.
So then, I guess Jasper is going to be used to show us how exactly corruption works and what it looks like. That'll also provide a tangible goal to learning how to fix corruption, acquiring Jasper as a comrade.
>>3768763
Ugh
What if that's true Jasper, being super girly. Like cold calculated peri became a meme
I would gag
>>3768811
Probably only half of that while the "how to uncorrupt them" will come with Peetle.
>>3768822
Steven learning to uncorrupt a fully corrupted gem HAS to be endgame (there's a fuckton of them!)...OR uncorrupting a fully corrupted gem is extremely dangerous so Steven seriously can't do it more than once
>>3768802
>romance with Peridot
Whoa there, kiddo, no one just fucks the meme dorito and gets away with it.
>>3768802
>every ship with lapis that's not Lapidot is shit
Am I getting this
>>3768818
I'd meme it.
>>3768860
I'll fuck the dorito.
>>3768818
Someone already ships it.
I see her being embarrassed of being feminine.
>>3768840
>uncorrupting a fully corrupted gem is extremely dangerous so Steven seriously can't do it more than once
>there's a chance of you dying if you use that technique!
>absolutely did not die
Steven Universe, being partially a love letter to anime cliches, will naturally follow the same path
>>3768949
AHAHA
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT
I want to go to sleep, wake up, and be with Peridot forever.
I just don't know how. Not yet, at least. I will one day know how to achieve my dream.
>>3768971
So he'll do Peetle, be fine, but the gems threaten to an hero if he tries it again.
>>3768995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>3768972
Hope that got a good laugh outta you, anon.
Things to expect in the near future:
Peridot and Lapis joining the main team, after Steven convinces Lapis that the crystal gems aren't bad, and she develops a friendship with one of them.
Ruby squadron to return.
Steven to gain greater control over his mom's room.
A new fusion
More of Pearl's back story
Stevonnie
Tension in Steven's "love life"
>>3769064
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN
WHNE
EHEN
>>3769064
I WONDER WHO
COULD BE TOO SHORT TO RIDE SOMETHING
PERIDOTEPISODES
E
R
I
D
O
TEPISODES
>>3769064
>a friend
A friend. We know it's peridot
Holy fucking fuck shit ANOTHER PERIDOT EPISODE
GET THIS GREEN MEME OUTGA HERE fuck's sake
>>3769064
his best friend
>>3768995
Ancient legend tells of mythical pillars that grants the desire of whoever manages to find it. I know that there are at least two of them in this world, in which one is located in the Himalayas and the other is somewhere in the desert.
Godspeed anon. Hope you make your wish.
That's it
How do we get rid of peridot
I want her dead
>>3769074
I just realized m, Steven never found lion. He's been missing since Same Old World
>>3769004
Naturally.
>>3769113
embrace your new green god
>>3769113
Sink her ship
>>3769113
Can't kill memes.
>>3769097
Anon, don't be ridiculous.You know it's Onion.
>>3769113
EMBRACE THE MEME
She's the only good thing in this abortion of a show. Fuck everything else.
>>3769064
Can someone post a direct link? I can't figure out how to get there to verify.
Slice of life episode with an angry little slice of pie.
What more could you ask for?
>>3769166
A good episode instead
>>3769113
She needs to stumble upon Jasper, try to talk shit and proclaim she's a superior crystal gem, and then Jasper will cave her triangular skull in like there's no tomorrow.
Pic related but with more violence
>>3769064
Christ, everyone should know that you can't trust screen caps unless there's a source provided.
It could be a hoax.
Peridot isn't a bad character neither, just occasionally obnoxious like S1 Steven.
>>3769166
I want to see Peridot's fusion virginity be taken.
>>3769149
>good storytelling
>>3769173
>they FUSE SO THEY CAN RIDE THE TALL RIDES
OH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH ITS A COMING
ITS A COMIN
ITS A CUMIN
>>3769175
Yeah, they've really dropped the ball lately with all the lapis victim syndrome going on.
>>3769172
She's an annoying smartass.
Steven was just obnoxious but he grew out of it.
Peridot is gonna be like this for the rest of the show.
>>3769186
unless it's a bloody lapidot episode (it might if zuke is doing it)
>>3769191
JASPER IS EVIL
FUCK JASPER
Torture her in a fusion that could've lasted an eternity as promised
Have her fall down a hole during an earthquake while shapeshifting gems just sit there
Crack her gem, make her go through corruption so the viewers can see the process like a lab experiment
>>3769186
Fusion on one hand, ridiculous tall device on the other.
>>3769186
Can't she just shapeshift her height or something?
>>3769227
I choose both.
>>3769231
Peridot can shapeshift the same way "Pearl can totally shapeshift"
>>3769064
>tfw this episode is probably not going to premiere for another month or longer
>>3769208
I don't believe it, that's why I asked for a source.
Anyone know how zap2it's URL works well enough to type in the address that the episode would have?
>>3769215
Have you SEEN Malachite? She's huge
>>3769231
Peridot is a literal retard and can't even shapeshift.
Yes she's that much of a failure.
>>3769242
Fucking forehead gems.
>>3769135
In before time warp shenanigans and he has to help ten year old Vidalia enjoy the park.
>>3769231
Probably. But this gem was restrained by a leash and a collar.
O N I O N
N I O N
I O N
O N
N
>>3769268
They're all fucking dorks.
>>3769214
Peridot's had some high moments that'd made her seem a tad mature. For example: walking away from Lapis and calmly agreeing to give her some space.
>my waifu gets another episode
>Connie continues to be cucked
>Jasper still in a hole
All is right in the world.
>>3769249
Her little flat feet are just so adorable.
>>3769269
And then he accidentally his own mom, just like in back to the future.
Or all you zombies, since he is his own mom and whatnot.
>>3767588
Being able to control water n shiet.
that or it's those stupid wings she has.
Considering Jasper's weapon is a useless fucking helmet it wouldn't surprise me.
>>3769319
That helmet works well for Jasper. She's good with it, and was able to block a full-on Steven-defending punch from Garnet with NO KNOCKBACK. Garnet got the knock-back.
>>3769319
Given the size of that helmet, it can probably block most Gem weapons.
>>3769304
I wanna tickle them, and make her giggle.
>>3769296
You are the worst person
>>3769296
>Connie continues to be cucked
Oh, neo 4chan and their buzzwords that lost their actual meanings.
>>3769296
And then Jasperdemption happens and Connie confesses her love to Steven and they date.
The Zuke Juke gives her life to protect Earth, killing Yellow Diamond in a suicide attack.
>>3769385
She's getting cucked out of episodes.
I mean, I'm pretty sure that every single person who posts in this general prefers a fun Peridot episode over a Connie one any day of the week.
>>3769416
I prefer any episodes to no episodes, frankly.
>>3769390
>Jasperdemption
>Stevonnie
>Lapis dies
This is perfect.
>>3769436
Fuck Jasper. Lapis deserves the redemption more. Lapis is sorry for what she did and jasper is straight up evil.
>>3769416
I miss Connie, I would like a Connie episode soon. Even better, a Connie+Peridot episode where they interact.
>>3769446
>lapis is sorry for what she did
lol no
Is it too hard to have an episode with lapis and onion interacting?
>>3769457
>a Connie+Peridot episode where they interact.
Now this I can get behind, it feels like they tucked Peridot away in the barn during Steven's birthday for a reason.
>>3769475
It's too hard to imagine an episode without peridot
>>3769416
That's still not using the term accurately.
Also any episode that pushes Jambuds into a more meaningful, strong relationship is appreciated.
>>3769485
It doesn't have to be peridot-free
I just want lapis and onion stare at eachother with non-sexual tension
you'd think I wouldn't need to add that descriptor but here we are
>>3769446
>jasper is straight up evil
She was just following the orders of the diamond authority anon. Besides, from her perspective the crystal gems are literal backstabbing terrorists.
>>3769446
>Jasper is evil
Really nigger? Really?
Jasper is a soldier who encountered dangerous rebels, she's not fucking evil. Belligerent maybe, but not anywhere near evil.
Come the fuck on.
>>3769507
Too bad she didn't have the high ground.
>>3769064
>a friend
So, are they really not going to say Peridot in these descriptions until next season or something?
Seems kinda absurd, especially since we're technically in a new season already from an advertising standpoint like this.
>>3769074
>Tension in Steven's "love life"
I know some people don't want the drama, but I REALLY want an episode where Peridot keeps wanting to hang out with Steven while he's got plans with Connie.
With the CGs trying to explain to her how Connie & Steven's relationship is important/different and her not getting it like a spoiled child.
Can someone please share some yellow poils?
>>3769517
If she was meant to be redeemed, she would have been saved.
But she wasn't. She fell in the evil pit. She's evil. End of story. She's gonna come back eventually even more evil.
How hard should Greg punish Steven for doing this?
>Steven tag with garnet Pearl peridot lapis and Jasper
>>3769536
This is some twelve year old logic you got here, now I know you're just baiting.
>>3769528
>a friend
Maybe these vague descriptions were early-implemented safety measures in case of leaks? Think pre-catch and release and so on
>>3769446
Lapis could have done anything but fuse with Jasper:
She could have shouted, "I surrender!"
She could have thrown herself at the ocean.
She could have attacked Jasper, buying the Crystal Gems a moment to attack her.
She could have pulled away.
She could have refused to do anything.
Jasper was already weak, so they could have shrekt her.
>>3769561
Very hard, with his murder cock
>>3769568
Hate to break it to ya bub, but guess who this show is for.
Yeah.
Therefore my interpretation is correct. It's supposed to be as literal and straightforward as possible.
>>3769562
>Not splitting up Garnet for steven tag 2
>>3769064
SOURCE AND WHEEEEEN
>>3769529
Best I got is a common tier Vidalia.
>>3769561
Light flogging unless he was going commando.
>>3769597
>garnet
>the co-dependent cube
>splitting up
>>3769594
Dads don't punish their sons with their cocks.
>>3769536
She's still going to be redeemed, they just tucked her away in a plot device until she's ready to come back. I don't know how they're going to pull it off, but something's going to happen where she needs help from the CGs, and Steven will be the only one to accept her at first.
>>3769611
>Garnet
>The mom who knows when to have fun
I mean there was no need for baseball remember?
>>3769561
Greg isn't like that, he's not an asshole.
There's really no embarrassment either; people loved the performance.
>>3769617
>tucked her away in a fusion
>tucked her away in a hole
>now they're gonna tuck her away in corruption
I will trade the green and blue one for the orange one. Enough of this.
>>3769617
But what if Steven is the last to accept her, and it's actually a 'shell shocked veterans' thing with Pearl and Garnet that brings her in?
Amethyst is best gem
Amy is best human
Any fusion that uses Amethyst can be consider best fusion
All other opinions are invalid
>>3769113
>Not liking adorkable green gem
That's a pretty bad taste you've got there anon
>>3769644
>DSLs
No thanks.
>>3769644
Rock on.
>>3768840
What if he saves Jasper in the process of corrupting then? So he gets an inkling of how to do it but not enough that he can resurrect the crystal gem army.
>>3769655
Let's trigger watermelon Anon.
>>3769644
Dubs of truth strikes again
>>3769064
>Still no source.
>Nobody else providing a link.
So either this guy left or it's bull, huh?
>>3769663
I think I implied that there
So yes
>>3769633
Listen. I get it. Be yourself and all that, yeah whatever.
But if your son pulled this shit don't tell me for a second you wouldn't be beating his ass until he swore never to make himself into a little bitch on stage again.
>>3769492
I don't care at all about Connie and her relationship with other characters.
I don't hate the character, but I'm just not interested in her or her relation with other characters.
>>3769669
>long hair
>DSLs
Fuck Sapphire.
>>3769640
Then I will be genuinely surprised, the other Gems have proved more than once that they prefer to solve their problems with violence as opposed to diplomacy. If Jasper were to show up again out of nowhere, you can be sure that everyone but Steven will immediately have their weapons drawn.
>>3769644
Nice dubs, fusion order is:
Opal
Alexanderite
Sugilite
>>3769683
You're just scared of the day when Peedee cucks Steven
>>3769700
Given how Jasper treated him in the past and was the one Gem he was consistently afraid of in all of his encounters with her, I imagine he'll have his shield up faster than you can say, 'DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT?!?'
Have you noticed that...peridot gem shape on Jasper's cape?
>>3769698
>>3769529
You didn't say they had to be pretty.
>>3769729
Jasper's manager is a high-ranked Peridot
>>3769720
What?
You mean Peedee is gonna take Connie?
Alright, as I said, I don't care about her or her relationship with other characters.
>>3769529
Yellow Pearl is best Pearl
I wonder if it's physically possible for Steven to turn around YD. Jasper's hard enough but YD is a tyrant who keeps slaves, hates humans, and is leader by right
I can't see how this could possibly result in a redemption like Kuvira did
>>3769529
>>3769798
Since this is SU
Yes
It will probably bullshit
But yes
>>3769681
I wouldn't.
>>3769727
Maybe at first, but if she appears to him broken down, either with a cracked gem or in a completely hopeless state, I'm sure he would reconsider his fears. I do agree that he would instinctively be afraid of her though, but I'm sure Steven would eventually look past her tough exterior.
>>3769708
Sugilite is pretty sexy. Can we get more images of her?
>>3769745
>eyes covered by hair
I hate this character design. So damn lazy, you don't even have to draw the eyes.
>>3769808
So, you're gonna allow your son to crossdress when he's underage.
Well alright then.
>>3769784
I dunno anon, there's quite a bit of competition.
>>3769798
Yellow Diamond is /right there/ during
>But we're not gonna do it alone!
We got Peri, we got Lapis, Jasper must be next and then there's YD
Don't ask me how.
>>3769808
Then you are or will be a horrible father.
>>3769824
>>3769832
And Yellow comes out on top every time
>>3769784
When will we get to see her again, crewniverse?
I know one of you fucks is in here somewhere.
>>3769832
Lolis are superior in dresses.
>>3769295
Yeah I think that was the moment Lapis also opened up to the idea of Peridot did actually change. That and getting this confirmed once again by Steven too (the only person she trusts)
>Why do you trust her Steven?
>Because I know her!
![tumblr_o9ei5lQQRl1r5le4go1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FDiUgtL.png "tumblr o9ei5lQQRl1r5le4go1 1280[1]")
>>3769868
>>3769880
Damn Sugilite's weapon must be pretty strong to one shot Sugilite.
>>3769909
Anon, you know all gems are best in tight clothes.
>>3769720
Why can't you fucks just say NTR?
It's more accurate.
Granted, it's not happening.
>>3769917
>Pearl
>Tits
Delete this
>>3769951
We're not weeaboos?
>>3769823
Wish I was in my PC, anon.
I need more image too but I could've provided.
I don't when I'll find the right moment to post this
>>3769959
Pearl with huge tits is great.
>>3769930
Only Pearl.
Does anyone here understand korean
What the fuck are they talking about?
>>3769601
That's good too. You have thanks anon.
>>3769966
I'm not either but It's definition is accurate, what's an English term for having a lover taken?
Cuckold is when your wife sleeps with other men.
>>3769882
Not soon enough, anon. Not soon enough.....
>>3770060
Steven already thinks he going to marry Connie so close enough.
>>3770060
From what I remembered
cuck = the one getting cheated knows about it
NTR = the one getting cheated doesn't know about it
source: 4chan, dubious at best
>>3770045
Using the good old google, from right-top to left-bottom
Lapis !! Fusion Let Me !!
Show the Galaxy Wharf !!
Please just leave me alone two !!
Lapis lazuli !!
So was garnet priming an opening to shatter her gem or was this just one of the shots she happened to get in
>>3769914
Exactly.
Can't really remember anything as mature Peridot's done other than that.
I'm glad Lapis was wiling to give Peri a chance, let that hopefully be a start to a nice relationship.
Lapis needs friends that aren't just Steven.
>>3770010
>only pearl looks good in tight clothes
Bullshit.
>>3770132
Garnet is ew.
>>3770129
kill yourself
>>3770116
Wow.
Lapis can never catch a break, huh.
How much would a pearl or peridot cost? Are pearls the only ones you can buy?
>>3770122
Both of them only got like 3 good shots in each.
>>3770146
Steven's not breeding the child though.
It'd also be human too.
>>3770116
>Galaxy Wharf
>>3770142
No, garnet is c-ew-t.
>>3770161
Depends.
Yellow Pearl or CG Pearl must cost a lot.
>>3770132
Anon!
You know how shitty Pearlfags tastes are!
>>3770146
Anything to keep your juices running, buddy!
>>3770175
>have these been tested on sand?
>>3770161
We don't know what the gems on HomeWorld use for money, or even if they use money in the first place, but if they did?
It would probably be around 1,000,000 smeckles for Pearls
>>3770191
What the fuck is that
Is that real
It's just an edit right
>>3770146
Indexer, anything with this?
Found it on Google.
>>3770175
That's a headcanon, like this.
>>3770191
literally kill yourself tho
>>3770097
How does he think this?
>>3770255
>When Connie grows up and becomes president. What does that make me, first boy?
Seems pretty clear to me.
>>3770218
I-I don't know how much that is, is that a lot, is that a little..?
>>3770239
>found it on google
>with the tumblr name
>couldn't get the image
This is why I have every single one of you brain-damaged LSD-driven goddamn stoners
Even the fucking retards following the youtube cult can MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO and you can't even start your brain for 5 seconds to pay attention to what the fuck you should be doing
go back to google and ask him how to save full images from tumblr, since you gotta get instructions on everything, you may as well do it yourself
Here's a fucking hint just for you
>>3770276
>Steven is so beta that he thinks he won't be the president
Fuck
This hand gesture is unique to Jasper I think. Jabbing fingers is her thing too
Peridot picks behaviors up as we've seen, she hasn't done any of that. But I wonder if how Peridot was acting in the Kindergarten in Too Far could've possibly been picked up from Jasper (this was before she started to be a sponge to the CGs). As in, when she was looking cool leaning against the injector and such. You know Peridot was thinking of her when describing proper Quartzes as she did.
I could envision Jasper doing that in a casual situation, lightly standoffish/cool mannerisms as the default
>>3770239
>>3770319
This is some tumblr tier bullshit right here.
>>3770348
Let the fucker on the grill next time
People with no brain deserve nothing
>>3770309
The Internet on my mobile device sucks and browsing tumblr is really slow.
I was aware of the filename but knew I could count on you.
Thanks, bruh.
>>3770352
>he doesn't like overanalyzing cartoons
>>3770372
>mobile
literally fuck off and die
>>3770283
You might need to whore yourself out to a few futa Jaspers, but you'll get there eventually.
>>3770408
Hate it too.
There's no Internet at my house at the moment so I'm stuck with using my device.
>Questions Pearl asked Lapis while she was inside the mirror
>>3770452
>No Internet
What are you, a caveman?
>>3770452
You can come over to my house, fampai.
>>3770483
Where do you live
>>3770474
>Are you our enemy?
>Should we trust you?
>Is Rose coming back?
>Who should be the leader?
>Is Steven going to be alright?
I like it when garment KICKS IT UP A NOTCH
>>3770474
>how big is Steven's penis?
>>3770481
More like a high school graduate who's currently a NEET and living with their family. Sometimes I walk to a nearby area with free WiFi and use my PC there.
>>3770501
SoCal.
Give Pearl something to eat
>>3770483
Don't know you and I Live in AZ.
>>3770558
Christ no.
>>3770606
Pie.
>>3770606
I'll give her my cum
>>3770474
>Does Rose like me?
>What can I do to make Rose like me?
>Am I a good Pearl?
>Does Steven like me?
>What can I do to make Steven like me?
>Am I a good mom?
>>3770532
I know that feel anon, except I'm in college (with a scholarship) and living with my parents.
I don't know why Americans frown upon kids who stay with their families, that's why housing got so expensive years ago.
>>3770623
But she hates pie
>>3770623
This pie?
>>3768341
Relatively good Video that has something to do with that. Not sure if People here hate or even know the guy. So please no shitfest if he is hated here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2k6SQ7C9g
>>3770639
But it's too hot.
100% wrong
>>3770668
I'll bring my RV then with three AC units running on batteries and solar.
>>3770694
Well alright then.
>>3770126
Yeah her confrontation with Lapis was probably THE most mature we've seen her so far, but definitely not the only moment we've seen Peridot act like that. She's pretty willing to apologise when she's realising she did something wrong and is genuine about it too. I remember her taking immediate responsibility when the gems scold Steven for taking Peridot to the kindergarten too. Or during Gem Drill she calmly and respectfully told Steven twice they couldn't possibly help the cluster and should destroy it (I was honestly expecting her to throw in one of her signature tantrums "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND STEVEN?!"). And of course her manning up against YD is quite impressive as well (although she lost her cool there and now is sort of bragging about it).
And yes Lapis absolutely needs to start socialising with the others too. However it seems Hit The Diamond might have started just that.
>>3770684
Malachite resolve and cluster were both underwhelming
>>3770641
I don't even know what to do next.
I feel going to college would be a wise choice so I can be further educated and maybe start a career in animation but on the other hand, I want a job to earn money and move my family out of our apartment (that may be taken care of though).
Don't want to work too hard. People say you're not living well if you work too hard.
>>3770639
I'm good, thanks for the offer. Don't travel out of state much.
>>3770769
Kill yourself.
That will fix everything.
Only two big shits on the table
>rubies will return to earth eventually
>Jasper MIA
That's it
>>3770791
Nah, I want to live to see this show end and watch future films and such.
I have highlights in my life that I don't want to give up on.
I'll figure something out.
>>3770791
Be sweet to strangers anon, don't do what Sugar wouldn't do.
>>3770835
There's also Yellow Diamond realizing or finding out that the cluster hasn't activated.
>>3770860
It's not directly on the plate for us like the other two things are
YD is depending on the rubies.
>>3770875
Well in that case, a lot of upcoming episode titles indicate some major stuff going down. There's really only enough potential townie episodes for a bit more than one bomb at best, it'll be a light breather before the heavy stuff hits.
Of course, they'd work better as a breather without the hiatus breather.
>>3770884
Nothing will be fixed, you will plunge yourself into nothingness and in the moments before you die you will feel emptiness and longing from the many loose ends you're leaving behind.
Worship Sucrose instead.
http://onefell.tumblr.com/post/146577404433/sailor-senshi-gems-uranus-jasper-and-neptune
>>3769446
>Lapis is sorry for what she did
Lapis has never tried to make up or even apologize for any of the shit she has done
>>3770912
And how does that not fix everything
If you're nothing you can't have problems
And don't tell me that being nothing is a problem because you can't care about it, so it can't be a problem.
>>3769927
It's not the object falling that kills you, it's when it stops right on your skull when you have no protection ready.
>>3770912
Her face looks like she got stung by a bee in this picture, that's all I can think of whenever I see this.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3770713
Yeah, those come to mind but the Lapis one was by far the best example.
That could've been executed poorly and had Peridot either begging for forgiveness or bursting into tears.
Lapis was pretty chill in Hit the Diamond.
She can't keep that angst and look down on others forever.
>>3770122
I'd assume Garnet was at least going for a shot to do enough damage to poof her.
I don't know if a shot that 'rattles your gem' would poof you or not, though.
>>3770976
Low quality pic for a low quality gem
>>3770960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
>>3770884
It'd cause hardships for those who cared about you but you wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore.
>>3770951
Why end yourself, you will no longer be able to sip the sweet nectar of life. You will no longer have problems, but you will also not be able to experience anything anymore, like joy or excitement, so then what's the point of ending those problems? Experiencing happiness and sadness is better than plunging yourself into a void in my opinion.
>>3770960
She fucking loves bees
>>3771008
Basically this.
I support the right to self-terminate and even encourage it in cases of terminal disease or if you are becoming a burden and that shames you deeply, but I also believe life is basically a smorgasbord of tragedies and victories; troughs and crests.
>>3770251
umg perl is sooo kawaii XD
>>3771018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy9hiI1Pfkk
>>3770960
bulimic becky
>>3771061
Absolutely do not accuse Sucrose of such things!
Lapis did a good job of corrupting Jasper
>>3771110
Yeup
>>3771057
Sugar would care that you're dead, don't make her sad anon.
>>3771135
But I wouldn't.
>>3770979
I really was expecting some overreaction from Peridot just for easy laughs. But instead they surprised me with something way better, really showing the results of her character development.
I love how in HTD Lapis reluctantly agreed to play baseball with the CG and showed her disinterest, but when the game was nearing it's end she slowly started to enjoy it and actually put in some efforts
>>3771146
Why tho?
Waifu Sugilite,
You are very lovable.
But so rare as well.
>>3771203
Sugilite is a disgusting monster.
>>3771221
Anon is a faggot,
Seriously, he is gay
Suck more dick, faggot
>>3771160
That'd surprised me too.
Really has me like the episode for Peridot's character. I also like episodes that explores character relationships, which is why I think Barn Mates is a great episode.
Here's to further development for our two homeworld gems.
>>3771173
He should try appreciating Becky, it would raise his general happiness over 500% percent.
>>3771258
Cheers to that m8, cheers to that
Steven (You)niverse
returns this winter.
Please be excited
>>3771173
Because I would be dead
>>3771318
Don't even joke like that man
>>3771318
...Steven Universe...
...Returning summer twent- two-thousand an eighteen...
...Get... hype?
Peridot's Universe returns next week.
You are excited
>>3771357
No
Wait, that might mean there is gonna be more porn
Yes then
Slow thread is slow
We're going to get the announcement tomorrow, I guarantee it.
>>3771548
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>3770951
And I'm gonna give you the make believe fakey fake nonsense spiritual perspective:
Believe me, you're just going to have to do it all over again, and probably even worse, if you give up and kill yourself. If you want to make it to a better life next time, you have to try your hardest and learn the lessons you need to learn in this life. You can quit and run away from everything all you want but you're not going to get any farther that way. To experience suffering is a big reason for why we come here, so stay strong and keep going. Try to tackle the problems that are a common theme in your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlXsVs1wm0
I love Sugar's singing, what is your favorite song by her?
>>3771563
That's implying there is another life
also
>to experience suffering is a big reason for why we come here
Not saying you're wrong, but I don't understand what are you trying to say with that (does this sentence make sense).
>>3771548
I doubt it. Thursday-Saturday or bust.
Or whenever after that. If not then it's anyone's guess.
>>3771560
no no i swear, it's true!
>>3771632
That's bullshit AND YOU KNOW IT
>>3771632
Pearl.
Your friends are dead. The war consumed most of their souls.
>>3771682
>The entire show is actually a dream of Pearl
>everyone is dead and she's the only one left
Who's the dumby that called Jasper a cheeto first and why did it stick
Of all orange things. This excludes lapis cause Dorito peri is also a kind of chip
What is lapis, blue tortilla chip?
>>3771735
she was like a blue energy drink or something
as you'd expect, it didn't stick
>>3771762
>lapis
>energy/energetic
Hah.
Slow down, are you programmed to invent riddles?
>>3771735
Blue raspberry slushy. The pun game is strong on that one
>>3771735
lapis is a sad blueberry
I will now reply to my own post until I decide to stop.
>>3771834
Okay, I've decided to stop
>>3771834
Why must you do this
What if Sugilite was straight?
>>3771884
>monogendered space rocks
>gay or straight
You're ptetty dumb
>>3771927
>look like women
>aren't female
Reel that shit back, you nonbinary desu.
>>3771834
Reply 4
>>3771941
>looking like a woman means you're a woman
You must be mentally ill.
>>3771834
>>3771995
I have deleted my post so you can't reply to it anymore
Impostor
>>3771834
Reply 10000000000000000000000
That "Too Short to Ride" synopsis is fake and even if it is real it won't air for 3 months
>>3771941
How many days has it been since I've used this? 4?
>>3772060
>3 months.
But why?
>>3772199
You'd still call the smurfs gay if they got it on with each other and not smurfette
Splitting hairs about genders is dumb, all that matters is that they're girl things that like other girl things, as far as I care that's gay
>>3769595
I put more faith in Rebecca than that.
Just like I did for the cluster...uh oh
>>3772199
>believing shit posted by a Californian
Greetings from Russian artists, my dear :3
I hate you /sug/
How well we know each gem, from most to least:
>Steven
>Peridot
>Garnet
>Amethyst
>Pearl
>Lapis
>Jasper
>>3772428
put peri lower on that list, but above lapis
>>3772428
Looks more like a 'from most to least likely to kill you' list
>>3772460
Ahh wait fuck I got that backwards
Fucking sleep deprivation
>>3772460
You mean least to most, right?
>>3772428
fixed
>Steven
>Garnet
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Jasper
>>3772493
We don't know fuck about Pearl early days besides she became obsessed with rose at some point
We know the deal with Ame, plus she's younger
Could you defeat a gem with a spear?
>>3772527
We know nothing about Amethyst except she was overcooked and joined up with Rose. We've had a multitude of Pearl episodes focusing on her past.
>>3772663
Pearl could.
>>3772401
Hate isn't a nice word :-(
does anyone have any sfw draw requests
>>3772663
Spears are formidable weapons.
>>3772683
But that's a magic spear
I'm talking about a normal spear.
>>3772702
Steven with Rose's Curls
>>3772702
Lapis lazily posing with a weapon, as if being forced to train.
>>3772702
A dead Pearl
>>3772702
barefoot pearl
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>3772006
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and has a dick etc etc
>>3772702
Sapphire twirling elegantly.
>>3772789
when you stop being such a faggot
>>3772863
>pearlfag
>calling others faggot
lol faggot
>>3772702
A long haired jasper and a short haired jasper fist bumping.
new bread when
new brad when
>>3773010
>discord link
lol no
new bread when
>>3772702
sad Greg
new bread when
new bread gwen
new bread when.
