Zootopia Thread: Too Cool To Care Edition
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Foxe
>>3741794
>>3741788
*umf*
>>3741788
How long have you been on the ride trash? (I'm counting from when I first saw the movie, I was in the /b/ threads for about a week and a half before that)
Is Comic Anon around?
How does the whole Zootopia News Network thing work, and like do they basically take in stories and artwork that's all shoveled in?
>>3741906
>113 days
good god.
>>3741906
Been here since March 13th
P.E.M.D.A.S.
Or, Please Excuse My Dammed Autistic Shilling.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781516/chapters/15495859
>Nick Clawston is a totally average red fox who's wanted to be the first fox cop since he was a kit. But Nick Wilde took that spot. ...There's always room for a second fox cop, right?
>Kudos from the writer of Short Tails and Intake
>Kudos from the writer of Rhythm of His Life and Reichstagsbrand
>Kudos from the writer of Stoutwell
>Please read it
Reminder Ozzy is the Pack Street Omega and even Marty doesn't afraid of him
![Becoming Bunanon [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/LaNz4cY.png "Becoming Bunanon [NoGraphic].png")
>>3741815
I'll have to edit it out since I don't have a blank version. Here, lemme...
Yeah, here you go.
>>3741950
They have a filter and a quality check.
Hey, Grizzlyfag, from a write-guy to a write-guy, I think that this has a lot of potential:
http://pastebin.com/BrhSCB3R
The two core things is that, first, the first big chunk of this is expository stuff giving the reader this sustained info-dump. It's info I like, but I feel like it could be handled differently to not be so kind of plain-y feeling. Second, Wilde being a hard bisexual is something I like, but how he's acting seems... yeah, you said you that there will be an explanation, so I'll reserve judgement.
But still, in the broad terms, this is pretty well-written stuff. Good job.
>>3741901
There should be more Judeonick
>>3742041
I demand Judeonwether
>>3742041
>Gideon
>>3742019
>FTFY
>>3741913
I'm pretty positive that he said 'Goodbye' for the night in the past thread.
>>3741977
This is nit-picking, but I recommend that you fix the 'archive warnings' thing and also add the "Original Characters" / "Original Character" / "Original Male Character(s)" tags.
>>3741906
114 days, start of March.
feelsgoodman
>>3742122
>Schalke
>>3742122
>not the raisins edit
>>3742010
Original greentexter here
Looks cool
This blows. I'm running off my phone's hotspot since my home network's IP is now banned for posting CP last night...
...which is interesting because I was at a party all night and wasn't even home. What the fuck.
>>3742028
Well, huh, I'm wondering if I should ask them if they'd run some things or not.
>>3741906
>Saw the movie
>Boyfriend broke up with me
>Saw BvS
>Went into major city x2
IT WAS A LONG WEEK all the while I was shit posting in the old /co/ threads
>>3742176
I am legitimately insulted.
Reminder about Beaver's
>BIG
>HARD
>NAUGHTY
>[etc]
>>3742066
>>3742143
That's the spirit.
>>3742149
>>/out/
>>3742176
There's a count down you know?
>>3742206
I am too,
>>3741906
June 11th
Inb4 "Important Gif For Every Thread"
>>3742191
I don't know too much about it. I haven't submitted anything yet, and I can't without a cover.
>>3742110
Got you friendo.
>>3741906
I saw the movie in the first week it hit the States, I think. Joined the /co/ threads right after I saw it, and moved to /trash/ right about the time people kept starting shitstorms about Weaver posting the Late Stake.
Are either Metals. Boney M, or Grizzlyfag around?
>>3742066
I demand Gideon be shipped with a guillotine.
>>3742284
>I'm just a colossal faggot
That's a given considering where you are.
Hoping that it's alright to shill in this thread my two Zootopian inspired one-shots. They're not exactly meant to be in continuity, but they're sort of like... spiritually like that, I suppose.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
Thanks a bunch, you guys.
>>3742265
you take his throbbing knot in your bunnyburrow twice a day, why is him looking at your paws so embarrassing?
>>3742252
>Some very impressive beaver nuggets.
Fucking A
>>3742305
>freak in the sheets but a lady on the streets
When are we gonna get more Betty? I mean, officially.
>>3742284
>doubting the OG Schalkeanon
555-come-on-now
>>3742304
Why do his pants go halfway up his torso?
>>3742291
it sounds perfect for him
>>3742304
>no description or title, just two links
delete your post and shill properly:
Title
Description
Link
^^^^^proper shill format, step up your game senpai
>>3742284
I'm not Shalkeanon. I just set him up to be the hero we need.
SCHALKE
C
H
A
L
K
E
>>3742083
Damn
Wanted to ask him about his Zistopia ending
>>3742320
Grazer in the streets, chomper in the sheets.
>>3742364
He's off in dreamland now. Tomorrow's not too far off, though.
>>3742328
When Weaver feels like it/has the time. From what I've gathered the guy's doing what he can to make ends meet, we're in no place to harass demanding more work (not insinuating you're making demands, I understand you're asking an honest question)
>Guy that wrote the "Collar On" story might be writing Gazelle-Nick shipping.
Thoughts?
I'm not getting enough (You)s anymore. I'm off to bed so I can attentionfag in my dreams. Later, /ztg/.
>>3742259
Cool.
>>3742339
I just now noticed that.
... fuck.
![dea258255a84dcbdd7456a3142c636aa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A1LKsv4.jpg "dea258255a84dcbdd7456a3142c636aa[1].jpg")
>>3742339
It was a different time.
>>3742346
... yeah, I didn't do a good job of that. I don't want to delete it now, though, because now it's been replied to.
Damn!
I missed the last 2 threads. Anything important?
>>3742415
I really liked "Collar On". Not sure how I feel about Nick x Gazelle but I do appreciate contentfags contributing to the threads, and am open to giving criticism on new pieces. We'll see how it goes.
>>3742415
dope
>>3742492
only to question your choice of shill image.
>>3741869
<3
>>3742505
Comic did another recording. Light on lewds, mostly criticism
>>3742505
Anon lied.
He NEVER wanted to be the bun.
Hopefully final shill until chapter 3 is out
Chapter 2 of Fox Dick is up
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/1/Dox-Fick
As always, let me know where I can improve.
I'm aware of a few grammatical errors in ch2, I've been pretty busy and hope to get those sorted out this week.
>>3742419
Rest well, rabbit.
>>3742542
I want to put it in her honeypot.
>>3742252
They should be crushed, they are three of the worst characters in the movie, after all.
In fact, any character who isn't Nick or Finnick is a horrible character and needs to be disposed of.
>>3741869
he's great
cute lil bun
>When you revised something that ComicAnon looked at and now want a straight audiobook-like reading but that would be weird to ask for
>>3742361
I regret nothing
I can't believe Calvin died of embarrassment
And Bunanon died from taking the knot
And Desmond got cucked to death
And VRBit got arrested for reading gay smut in public
And Jack Savage is getting raped by Nick
It's been an interesting few days
>>3742602
Isn't that what comicanon does?
>>3742602
I distinctly remember Comic offering that to other people he did fics for, but i would jyst ask him
Is it worth listening to VRbun's take down of the Savage and the Savage Ch.3 when it's something that's incomplete and being re-worked right now?
>>3742622
And yet Beaver still thrives. Truly, he is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>3742622
>And Desmond got cucked to death
That was a misprint. It was "fucked". FUCKED to death.
Molly sucked and jerked him dry with her tongue.
>>3742622
>And Jack Savage is getting raped
He's a bunnyboy. He wants it. He needs it.
>>3742645
Suggestions are suggestions, Anon. The technical advice he gives is usually pretty solid.
>>3742605
>>3742666
Tongues kill. Satan confirms it.
Ban assault tongues.
>>3742507
If it helps, Anon, I'm leaning towards making it a short story about their ill-fated high school romance. Possibly with a reunion scene of some sort at the end. I'm not settled on anything yet.
Before going to sleep
>>3742707
This is the most disgusting thing I've seen. Go to sleep forever.
>>3742666
>>3742687
This is the best death ever.
He should be welcomed by our Dark Lord with open arms and ascend to the right-hand place coordinating evil plans.
>>3742748
ok, good night.
>>3742696
That could be pretty sweet.
>>3742759
It's cool, she brought him back to life with cuddling.
>>3742696
I so want to shill my "Walk Away" shortie inspired by denied antelope-x-fox romance greentexts to you so much now...
we got
>f o x w a v e
https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/f-o-x-w-a-v-e
So, we learned from Judy's MP3 player that The Beatles in Zootopia world are called The Beagles.
Domestic dogs exist in Zootopia, checkmate atheists.
On a more serious note, please come up with a better name for them and some species, please. I need it for something.
>Miss a few thread because of school
>Miss Bunanon update, had to go to imgur
>Miss Bore update, had to go to r/zootopia
>There was an actual cop here a few threads ago that told us sad stories and hasn't been back since,
>Zistopia update
why me
>>3742798
I think I read that one. Link it anyway.
Reminder to SLAM THE LAMB
>>3742822
You got some mead to catch up on too.
>>3742822
>>Miss Bore update, had to go to r/zootopia
...what.
>>3742804
Get more meta and write about the Zootopian version of The Quarrymen: The Quarrymoles.
>>3742859
I know, the Dead Judy Update right?
>>3742854
Don't forget the counterpart to that.
>>3742841
Sure: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
Thanks.
I wonder if I could be a cop...
ah hell, who am I kidding? I can't even go a couple days without touching myself to lewd Zootopia pics, and thinking about animal pussy. What program would accept a guy like that?
>>3742865
meant Mead update, for the Dead Judy Comic
>>3742875
yes
>>3742822
Don't worry, we share in your suffering in our own times, our own ways, as well.
>>3742890
Detroit?
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Shipping? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est dreams into little green words you can read over and over again!
>>3742890
Seattle, buh, they all animal fuckers over there.
Mostly horses, though.
>>3742893
You know he posts his stuff on his tumblr, right? You don't need to inflict reddit on yourself to stay caught up.
>>3742822
>Zistopia update
Didn't miss much desu senpai
>>3742902
Finnick and Honey attempt to pull off a hustle while Nick is incommunicado.
>>3742917
It's on a slight delay at times.
>>3742902
More VRbune at the children's hospital
Reminder that Zahn needs to have Pizzacolt impregnate his lovely kitty friend using his thick horsecock.
>>3742890
I'm sure there's some precinct in the Ozarks where the cops are all fucking the K-9 unit, you could try that.
>>3742878
>Remmy's big fucking eyebrows included
Good lad.
>>3742915
Isn't Donk from Seattle?
>>3742902
Clawhauser talking to the other off duty cops at a bar.
>>3742949
Hybrids are sin, anon.
>>3742961
Dogs? Eeeeeeh.
>>3742822
I also got done with the pic the bunners in this thread have been begging for
>>3742902
Started this in the last thread, will complete now.
>>3742971
and then they FUCK
>>3742982
Nonsense, they're adorable.
>>3742949
>>3742982
I choose to advocate for this sin 100%.
>>3742978
What is VRbun? I might be able to work with it if you explain it first.
>>3743003
>>3743023
A treasure.
>>3743003
Oops, wrong order, hold on, this one then this one.
>>3743028
>>3743020
Those wooly twins sure give me the creeps.
Though, it might just be because they're sheeps.
>>3742982
Sin is meaningless when you're already in Hell, Anon. Embrace it.
>>3742996
>Second one rubbing on a paw
Shiiiiit that's good
>>3742971
This can work.
>>3743051
Heresy or not, this picture is fucking adorable.
>>3742996
It occurs to me that humping an anthro's fuzzy leg and painting it while with my cum is something I would love to do..
>>3742996
This feels me with a deep and abiding desire to be the bun.
We were talking about possibilities of Nick's father last week and I felt compelled to start writing a short story. Never done this before, but time to shill.
Kit's in the Cradle
Nick reunites with is father.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7316923/chapters/16618990
It's just gonna be 4 chapters all about the same length I'm gonna work on throughout this week.
Sorry if paragraphs look weird, I need sleep.
>>3743016
>>3743020
>>3743051
I woke up because I sensed heresy.
>>3743078
which bun anon?
>>3742968
I live there now, yeah. Though I'm originally from California.
>>3743023
>>3743092
Why did you move to the horsefucker state?
A job? I hope it pays well.
>>3743003
>50 sexual harassments
>>3743051
this is my favorite picture of heresy ever, and if it ever comes up this is what I will draw
>>3743023
Comic Anon's fursona. Someone said he was like a super hero, and then greentexts were written about how he volunteers at a cancer ward reading stories to kids.
>>3742996
Uh.... why is there an extra leg?
>>3743111
And how he reads lewds to the kiddies.
>>3743089
Just let it happen.
>>3743111
*I'm a super hero costume
>>3743116
That's called a penis, Anon.
>>3743023
Comfy superhero
>>3743140
you actually took my joke
>>3743091
The one not currently getting a face full of jizz. It looks like he's got his dick pushed up between the tiger(?)'s toes, and rutting desperately into that fluff seems like it would just feel absolutely heavenly.
>>3743101
I saw more horses in California to be quite honest, family. Though I haven't been to eastern Washington so I don't know.
But no I moved up here without a job or a place to live but I needed to get away from California because I hate dry heat and I am also allergic to paying over a grand a month for a studio apartment.
>>3743146
>>3743008
This would be nice too. I can see B-Claw being everyone's go to fuck buddy.
>>3743070
>>3743122
>"And so, little ones," VR bun said as he closed the book, "that just goes to show you that in Zootopia, you can be anything. Size difference doesn't matter. You, too, can be a weasel boy receiving a full body cum-bath looking like you spilled pancake butter on yourself."
>A nervous stoat wiggles in the front roar, aware of the many eyes on him.
>Meanwhile, the twitching nose of the hare teacher, with her completely shocked, standing in the back of the class makes VRbun gaze at her, the bunny slipping a pillow over his lap to hide his rock-hard stiffy.
>>3742965
>Remmy's big fucking eyebrows included
To ignore them is a sin
>>3742996
When I made the suggestion of using two buns I couldn't fathom the number of responses that followed
>>3743197
This is marginally better than the domestic violence stories, but that doesn't make it alright
>>3743153
THIS
T H I S
H
I
S
>>3743214
Pack Street/FLCL crossover when
>In Zootopia, anyone can be anything!
Can I be dead?
>>3743214
we can go bigger
>inb4 thatswhatshesaid.pm3
>>3743028
>Judy stood in the ladies locker room in her civilian clothes.
>This was the part she had been dreading.
>All around her, mammals were stripping without any signs of discomfort or anxiety
>Oh how she envied them.
>Judy slid the locker key she had been given into the lock and opened the locker.
>She put her bag in first.
>Then she took off her shirt and hung it
>She slid down her leggings and folded them over her bag.
>There that wasn't so bad now was it?
>But that was the easy part, now came the hard.
>She grabbed the base of her sports bra with both paws, and peeled it off over her head.
>Now she felt exposed, very exposed, but she still wasn't done.
>She slid her thumbs into her panties, and allowed them to fall to the floor.
>She was completely naked now, and shuddering like crazy
>How was she supposed to blend in like this.
>Just then, the lights gave out, and she was submerged in darkness, naked and afraid.
cont.
>>3743197
>in the front row*
... shit.
>>3743231
Never because anime is shit
![tumblr_mliz5gVRLq1r0p39zo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SObQff8.gif "tumblr_mliz5gVRLq1r0p39zo1_500[1].gif")
>>3743231
I WAS LITERALLY JUST TYPING THAT
I need a Remmy version of this .
>>3743232
Can I suggest an alternative?
>>3743260
Like what?
When does an anon and/or content-fag get this full outfit and do a show of being the bun for us?
>>3743275
Nevermind, I was trying to make a joke with the picture.
>>3743290
Hopefully never.
>>3743249
>>3743301
BE
THE
BUN
Would cult-ish religious conservatives, if they existed in Zootopia, welcome Pastor since it's will turn LGBT animals into straight animals, just having to be ordered around by the opposite sex?
Also, ordering mammals to give large donations, forbidding them from questioning doctrines, keeping them from researching life outside of the cult, etc?
>>3743311
>I think I can starts playing in the background
>>3743305
Hopefully very soon.
>>3743311
Are his brows a Borat stash cut in two?
>>3743311
o ye
>>3743313
Did I just get hustled?
>>3743313
>tfw you will never have a qt rabbit girl to hold and pet and cuddle with
>tfw can't be gay no matter how hard you try
>tfw can't help anon fulfill his fantasy because he is a guy
>>3743322
It would definitely help the Catholics diddle kiddies without getting in trouble.
>>3743227
It's probably so slick and soft that you'd think that bun was getting the better deal out of the two, but actually getting the tiger off is obviously the real reward.
Whenever it seems like the bun's about to get off, that tiger squeeze down just hard enough at the base of his bunny cock to keep him from finishing off.
>>3743217
gee, BB, how come your thread lets you have two buns?
>>3743322
That's fucked up and pretty extreme even for a cult.
You know what I just realised?
Pastor is basically just the hypnosis fetish in liquid form.
>>3743381
Sort of?
>>3743311
I can just imagine Remmy, against his better judgement, possibly a little drunk, seducing Betty as a joke with his eyebrows.
...He doesn't expect her to pounce him and MAKE him take her proper, after, but, well...
>>3743381
Hey, now. If we're lucky, and depending on the writer, it might also be an addiction or dependence fetish.
>>3743378
I don't see why this would be more fucked up then your standard Duggar-y incestual pedophila and the like.
>>3743397
As much as Betty and Remmy are the thread darlings, I personally would rather see him get double-teamed by the twins.
>>3743374
Not BB, merely an anon fan of the artwork
>>3743416
That's not exactly the standard or anything yknow
>>3742776
I love you Gerardson.
I love you 5ever.
>>3743418
But what happens when Betty discovers there are THREE sheep under her domain, messing with Her Fuzzball?
>>3743352
At least you care, anon.
At least you care.
>>3743197
VRBun glazing a nervous stoat kid and curing him of his cancer with his superhero jizz when?
>>3743447
>THREE sheep under her domain
que
>>3743374
because I know what my needy little buns need
speaking of which, next pic will have a lucky little bun getting their neck "nibbled" for doing such a good job.
>>3743352
Expressing caring, altruistic support for the non-straight anons is pretty /comfy/.
So, feel good about that.
>>3743418
If they were really the thread darlings, they'd have more art.
Alright, I need a name for the language Gazelle speaks. A shitty animal pun, preferably. I already have Unglish for the common language spoken.
>>3743485
Well, I guess I meant of the Pack Str. group.
>>3743489
Panish?
>>3743238
>Several of the mammals around her shrieked
>Judy felt for her locker, jumped in, and slammed the door shut behind her.
>Judy could see absolutely nothing, but through the slats in the locker door she could several slapping sounds followed by several loud screams.
>It would seem that she was in the presence of the elusive butt-toucher
>Judy cowered down in her locker and covered her ears, waiting for it all to be over.
>After a few minutes, the lights came back on.
>Judy realized that she was locked in
>She slid the key out of a slat and banged on the door until a grey she-wolf let her out.
>All around her, the mammals were crying and comforting one another.
>One in particular, a sheep, was sobbing very hard.
>Judy approached the sheep and asked "Are you ok ma'am? Are you hurt?"
>"Ah-huh-huh, it was all so *sniff* sudden it just came out of nowhere and AH-HUH-HUH-HUUUUUH....."
>"It's ok ma'am, it's all over now" Judy said in a comforting tone, as she jumped onto the bench and placed a paw on the sheep's shoulder.
>"Oh...thank you..."
>"Judy"
>"Thank you Judy.....*sniiiiiiff*"
>"Can you tell me what happened?"
>"Well...the lights went out...and then I felt a huge paw grouping me......"
>A huge paw huh? Well that eliminated the squirrel on the list of suspects. Now it was either the panther or the bear.
>>3743489
>remember when weaver drew this
>remember when weaver used to come to these threads
>>3743546
I'm literally right here
>>3743573
nice try, anon
we all know weaver is fucking dead
>>3743475
More hot stuff is great.
While this may sound odd, I'm also wanting something just straight-up loving with BB making out with a bun, something with paws rubbing on cheeks to convey that they're really in love.
>>3743504
Spoon-feed me the joke, if you would. It's late.
>>3743459
OH GOD
>>3743588
Either Pangolins or Pandas, off the top of my head.
>>3743597
>>Not realising he's just fishing for (you)s
>>3743588
First letter of Paw and Spanish. Panish. Not really too many animal related jokes you can make for Spanish.
>>3743573
Weaver I'm humbly requesting more of the femanon being chased and then dominated by needy, scent-crazed predator and prey males.
>>3743617
I second this.
>>3743450
>>3743483
It's even worse because I have a friend who is kind of into me but I've been trying to keep him at arm's length. I can fake being gay online because when I'm just reading words and imagining things in my head, I can make any guy as feminine as I want. But I have no idea what he actually looks or sounds like and considering I have met exactly 0 males in real life that even come close to that sort of 'ideal' I'm looking for I'm almost positive I wouldn't be attracted to him physically.
So I try to not indulge in internet cuddling with him and whatever that might lead into no matter how much I want to because I know in the end it will all just fall apart and I'll end up hurting him.
One of these days I'm going to crack though, I just know it. I have to find a girlfriend before then or something.
>implying I can find a girlfriend
>>3743617
Do you mean like rape, or just consensual "chaseplay" fantasy?
>>3743613
If dogs were a thing you could go for espaniel instead of espanol
>>3743587
>While this may sound odd, I'm also wanting something just straight-up loving with BB making out with a bun, something with paws rubbing on cheeks to convey that they're really in love.
aww you sweet little bun, yeah I'll do something like that too
>>3743505
>inb4 it turns out it was human anon all along
>>3743603
Is that a good "OH GOD" or a bad "OH GOD"?
>>3743608
>Pangolin
Actually, considering Judy's landlady that might be perfect.
>>3743617
Gonna third this.
>>3743678
Judy's landlady is an armadillo.
>>3743652
QT fem guys are hard to find anyway. On the plus side, so few guys will admit to being interested that it can certainly increase your odds with the ones out there.
Requesting drawings of an army of genetically engineered super sheep all named Dolly.
Or maybe some scientist discussing the project.
If any artists are still around.
>>3743693
QT fem guys are such a limited commodity that they all get snatched up.
>>3743505
Sorry Anons that's all you're getting tonight, Goodnight thread
>>3743693
Well yeah, but I have no interest in actively looking for feminine guys since I prefer girls in every way. Mostly in the chest and face areas. So if I'm going to be spending time and effort looking for someone, it might as well be looking for a girl, since there are statistically far more of those around (or so I hear).
