Zootopia Thread: Handsome Fox Edition
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Thematic Thursday: Current Theme: Nocturnal District
First for sexy Zistopia Nick
Gideon and Travis are the best couple.
Two cute country boys growing up together and falling in love and becoming a loving married couple
Micro/Macro fetishists WHEN
first for pregnant nick
>>3735413
The world of Zootopia is practically made for size difference porn.
>>3735215
I'm not afraid of thunder anon, other afraid of thunder anon.
I just regret not having a bun to snuggle who is afraid of thunder... anon...
>>3735449
>He is also the father
>>3735449
What is this originally from?
>>3735413
>>3735449
>micro/macro
>mpreg
I'm afraid to see where this is going.
>>3735481
oh
that's a vague disappointment
but I happen to have specialties in both being afraid of thunder and pretending to be the bun, so not all is lost, yes?
I am so beyond angry.
I was going to make the next thread after the image limit was reached-
AND I TRIED MAKING IT SIX FUCKING TIMES
But my browser's security settings wouldn't let me. Some horseshit about cross-site scripting, I don't fucking know.
reposting because image limit.
i see this some threads ago, someone told me it was a thing here. is that true?
if it's true tell me /zoo/ what do you think of this couple?
>>3735428
But anon, that means Desmond and Molly's marriage vows don't matter.
>>3735497
some children book i forgot how i got the pages
>>3735513
Disgusting.
Nick deserves better than hoofer trash.
>>3735513
Animals should only date within their species. It's what god wants.
Frick foxes.
This thread needs more black betty, slam the ram.
>>3735486
clothes arent nearly the same
his face looks similar, yes, but the clothes are way different
>>3708855
>The mood in the room seemed to have vanished in an instant.
>Judy stared, shocked, at her sister, while Nick slowly regained function of his brain,
>but her hand was still gripping on his cock, though, so the minor stimulation symied that.
>Judy spoke up, a note of concern in her voice,
>"Ellie, ha-has dad ever, um, touched you? Like this?"
>Ellie realized at that moment she'd, figuratively, put her foot in her mouth.
>Bringing her ears over her face, she let out a exasperated groan,
>"No- listen, he never touched me, it was just- well-" her stammering subsided, and she looked away from them.
>Nick's face was blank, but he mind was suddenly aware, 'She called me daddy,' and he almost smiled.
>Judy, on the other hand, knew exactly what Ellie meant now, and she starting stroking Nick's dick to get it back in action.
>With the blood flowing south, his mental faculties were being manned by a skeleton crew again.
>"So, Ellie," she looked down at her sister, a smirk on her lips, "tell daddy here how much you love him,"
>Hearing this, and seeing the look on Ellie's face, his moment of happiness was crushed by reality.
>Still hiding behind her ears, her legs gave a small twitch feeling Nick's cock pressing against her mound, Ellie spoke,
>"Fuck me," and it was pitiful at best.
>Judy responded with faux anger, "Is that how you speak to your father? Look him in the eyes, missy!"
>Ellie let her ears fall back, revealing her blushing face.
>She looked at Nick's slightly dejected face, and then down to her sister stroking his cock- and felt its head pressing against her.
>She stared into Nick's eyes, and he glanced into hers for a moment, and she repeated in a sickingly innocent tone,
>"Fuck me, daddy,"
>At that, Judy gave him a slap on the rear- and his hips immedialely shot forward,
>Penetrating Ellie, with Judy's grip keeping him from spearing her little sister.
>Nick gave a huff before absently groaning, "So- fucking- tight."
>>3735513
Good opportunity for tragedy.
>>3735547
>drinking water in the shower
Okay...
Just reposting for the evening crowd
>>3735570
Still capping this writer, but not releasing in parts.
>>3735581
Looks more like a sauna maybe? I don't fucking know.
>>3735507
That gives me some degree of comf, afraid-of-thunder-bunon
The thunder is shaking the walls again.. You'd be absolutely petrified. Doesn't help that I live near woods with really really tall trees that are prone to getting struck by lightning.
>>3735513
It's gaining steam. Probably won't really pick up until someone does a story or some neat art.
>>3735606
How many people are in that class?
>>3735568
I really don't fucking care
>>3735611
thank you, sorry for not releasing sooner or finishing :x
![581344f54d4de83ce8dba018ed79a76e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0RQfmcv.png "581344f54d4de83ce8dba018ed79a76e[1]")
>>3735632
What is it about people referring to fathers as daddy
>>3735606
Dat Freudian slip
this is for the worst purposes possible
>>3735581
Looks like a sauna
Hot places can dehydrate the fuck out of you, ask Jason Bateman
>>3735506
>Cock vore and/or male unbirthing
I just want big paws and maybe some mouthplay
/r/equesting Mr. Big x Chief Bogo cock vore
>>3735618
it's supposed to rain here tomorrow/tonight, but I don't know that it'll be a bad storm.
I hope it isn't.
also
>shaking the walls
actually fuck that. It's been a while since we've had a storm that bad.
>>3735606
And, of course, the follow up
>>3735676
all i want is pregnant nick
>>3735667
I've been in a sauna as was mostly hydrated, but I had just jumped into a hole in the ice before going in
>>3734941
I hope you're not implying he didn't meet up with the giraffe later and fuck her brains out.
>>3735663
>that weak-ass deflection
>>3735578
wow this is so tragic [spoiler]i like it, there's more? [/spoiler] poor nick what do you think gazelle think of him?
>>3735694
Growlagher I swear if you fuck this up.
>>3735647
It's all good. Hopefully I havn't missed any parts.
OH MY GOOOOOooooooOOOOooooooooooooooooooooD
OH MY GOOOOD MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?
>>3735705
That giraffe who is happily married and actually loyal
>>3735692
The main storm wasn't supposed to get here until like 3am, but my area happened to get nailed with this pop-up shower...
>>3735720
Have a superior.
>>3735730
>That giraffe who is happily married
Yep
>and actually loyal
Ha!
>>3735720
Simba fucking hangs himself!?
>>3735720
>tfw had a dream last night of Timon trying to get Nick to fuck him
I haven't seen the lion king in 10 years. I think I need to take a break from here.
>>3735714
It's pretty rare. I think aside from some random porn of Nick fucking Gazelle super early on, Zistopia's the first place it really cropped up.
>>3735722
I said I didn't want any of that! We're brothers, you and I
>>3735734
Well now I'm having to worry about my friend possibly having commit suicide so that's fucking fun
goddamn i could use a real cuddle right now.
>>3735722
gonna rewatch that movie just for good/bad cop
>>3735746
>>3735705
When you're wrong you're wrong, anon.
>>3735768
what the fucking actual?
>>3735785
I never said she doesn't fuck Desmond.
Just that she fucks other men more.
>>3735746
If there's one thing I hate chumpy for, it's helping expand the cuck meme to one of his own creations.
Jesus fuck chumpy, you love memes and all but keep a lid on it
>>3735768
Well now we need to know
>>3735722
>chase into Little Rodentia
>>3735768
Well go hug your friend
novelization pdf/ebook WHERE
Guide pdf/ebook WHERE
>>3735768
That's a shit, anon. Hope your friend sees the light. If I could, there would be manly snuggles in your immediate future...
>>3735656
English has multiple redundant terms.
Dad appears to have Celtic origins, as opposed to Father which is Germanic in origin.
The y is a diminutive. Diminutives are sometimes used to indicate endearment.
The double d in daddy comes from adding a suffix to a short word ending with a consonant.
>>3735715
He already did.
>>3735622
well, there was an anon who planned a pastebin about it, but just kind of disappear from here.
i hope someone can do can do content about it because i just suck at writing and drawing, sorry guys.
>>3735796
Why can't you accept the idea of someone being loyal to their spouse?
>>3735816
where where where/where WHERE
I'm gonna fuck Judy in the ass
>>3735796
Nope, she can only get off to her jaguar husbando.
It's the handsome fox edition thread and I'm not seeing many handsome foxes.
We need to change that.
>>3735755
oh i see, well i hope we get more of it.
>>3735832
What a great kids movie
>>3735800
That was Weaver who did that first, you dip. And it was entirely in jest. Every single time it was a joke.
>>3735832
You can't, you freak.
>>3735832
>her foot slips off the vinyl
gets me every time
>>3735858
If only there were any in the movie!
>>3735858
The handsomest
Since others have decided the rest of the members of the swat team I had have names, I'll just follow Phil and his adventures.
>>3735841
>staring into each others eyes
>that size difference
>>3735860
Kids need to be taught from an early age.
Ass men aren't born, they're trained.
>>3735829
That might've been me. Now that I've finished with COLLAR ON I'm taking a break from lewds and starting to plot a couple of other stories, one of which is a short story about Nick and Gazelle's high school relationship. The other I'm considering is something fluffy about the /Zoocomfy/ AU.
>>3735789
>>3735803
>>3735814
>>3735824
False alarm
I've been helping her out with some pretty awful depression. I looked at discord and noticed she'd changed her name to ".." removed her avatar, and purged every single message we'd sent to eachother for a month or so.
Took her like 5 minutes to respond to my near constant messages, but she's fine it seems, just in a pretty bad spot mentally.
So that makes 3 near-deaths of friends I've had to worry about this week.
Hows your week going, /ztp/?
>>3735830
>Why can't you accept the idea of someone being loyal to their spouse?
I can! Just not Molly. She'll be so busy deepthroating that wolf as apology she'll have to miss her dinner date with her husband.
>>3735862
Then chumpy still followed suit, and I just find it annoying. I usually just ignore posters who use it in any way shape or form.
>>3735513
is cute
>>3735578
man poor guy what do you guys think about their encounter? could it be good?, bad?, ackward, romantic? cute?
>>3735915
She wants a B.
>>3735877
Yes, but... what if we could?
>>3735915
How does it come about that you're friends with 3 suicidal people?
>>3735895
50 Shades of Red when
Gideon is H A N D S O M E
Time to punish some red mammals. Justice never rests!
>>3735915
crisis averted
Other than a little depression on the direction my life is currently going, I've been in decent enough spirits.
I've got some Officer Bune merch on the way I'm looking forward to.
>>3735954
Now THAT is a handsome Gid.
We need more non-fat gid
>>3735954
Gid and Nick working as bar staff when?
>>3735927
It's literally just a joke, anon. Desmond isn't getting cucked in any of the pictures.
>>3735951
Oh come on man, I had Nick drug Finnick for infantalism molestation, and even I don't think Nick's that fucked up.
>tfw catching up on previous threads and you find an opportunity for an amazing post
I can't be the only one who knows this feel.
>>3735629
Never thought about it. Somewhere between 30-40
>>3735879
I like how she lifts her ass up afterwards. Nice shot of where her pussy would be were she naked. I wanna rub my dick on it even if she's clothed.
>>3735664
Do you have the jap lewd of him getting gangbanged?
>>3735930
how about him don't really remember her so gazelle who happens to still have his crush on him,
just spill her spaghetti and he and judy don't have any idea what in the world is wrong with her.
>>3735694
I still kinda wanna see Labjer and Cal kicking some nerf ass in that medieval combat club thing. The badger lord and his plucky rabbit buddy!
>>3736040
Okay okay, and how quiet was the class when Calvin said that out loud?
Asking for a friend.
>>3735960
threads over, the Godzilla cucks have arrived
>>3735944
The internet.
One was a possible drug OD because he was super fucked up on voice and then suddenly DCed from Overwatch and disappeared. He'd been getting on drugs more and more. He's fine, but I had no clue what the fuck happened then.
The other two just happen to be depressed. Birds of a feather and all. I encourage people to vent to me because I consider myself a pretty good listener. They're both through the internet, so it's a lot easier to get in contact with that type of person.
I have this most recent one's IRL phone number now, in case something goes horrifically wrong.
>>3735967
That's good to hear. I've been pretty okay recently. These threads have done a lot for my psyche.
>>3736041
Imagine if this was her outfit during that scene...
>>3735474
I like size difference, but I hate micro/macro.
>>3736096
>Remember how I was suicidal before
Tell them things improve
>>3736069
Well, you can decide on your own, if it is helpful for your friend.
But if i had to hazard a guess, lab was just starting, so there would be the sound of discussion and clinking glassware. However, it would not be too loud. There is a good chance people nearby might have heard
>>3736096
>These threads have done a lot for my psyche.
herd that.
I hope your friend gets off them drugs. Sounds like they're really messing him up. And if you need someone, I'm here for you afraid-of-thunder-anon
>>3735474
Imagine a mouse doctor with a pachyderm patient. Prostate exams must be hell
>>3736065
This is a thing I also would enjoy
>>3735389
I like it, but it's too convenient. I'd rather them just be bros that maybe had some drama because of Gideon's gayness, but stuck together in the end as friends. The whole marrying your childhood friend thing is unlikely as hell, but your childhood friend who turned out to be gay? Almost unheard of.
Yes, I know Byron married someone who was practically his high school sweetheart, but these are elementary school kids.
>>3736121
But Anonymous don't you want to be a cute tiny rodent with a giant mammal boyfriend/girlfriend?
>>3736104
Jewdy Hoepps
founder of Nudistu Beachu
>>3736213
Who is this Nick Wild OC?
>>3736213
Nudist you say?
>>3736211
No. I prefer my size differences to be just within the bounds of "Will it fit?"
Like Nick and Judy.
>>3736121
Is Rat/Bunny too macro/micro, or just regular size difference?
I'm wanting to write about Judy following a perp into some tunnels down in the Nocturnal District, and getting stuck.
And then a bunch of rats find her, and start teasing her.
>>3736211
I kinda want this...
I could be held and carried everywhere...
And rub myself on that giant cock...
>>3736211
What a small train.
>>3736264
Those nails would cause horrible cuts in the walls of a female's genitals
>>3736264
Hey, man, you're not writing it for me.
You write porn for yourself and if other people enjoy it, so much the better.
>>3736137
Yeah, I tell them that.
The stuff they've been in a ditch about is stuff they can't really fix with meds, but I hope they can learn to cope with it as part of them.
>>3736172
Heh, just messaged my brother about what exactly was with him that day: it was opiate withdrawal.
And thanks, I appreciate it. Next time there's a big storm I'll be here. Blanket around me. Music on full blast.
>>3736295
You don't think they trim them?
Anon, they're not savages.
Either that or they wear gloves.
>>3736057
mmm sounds good. there was something like this a while ago. it was somethin like this:
>be gazelle
>i'm gonna meet the guy who i had a crush in highschool.
> i still have it
> the guy is so handsome, i hear a while ago he was the first fox cop.
> i just need to keep myself togheter.
>"hey gazelle! it's me nick! it's been a while"
>hands are shaking
>a feel of butterflies around my stomach
> i really feel so nervous
>"h-hi nick
>thank's for inviting both me and my partner
> i-it was nothing. "i whisper".
>i feel funny
>she just passed out.
>holy chesse and crackers nick!, what in the world has happened!?
> beats me. i hope she's ok.
>>3736333
I usually have these threads on auto all the time. I'll keep an eye out for ya
>>3736296
Yeah, but there's gotta be limits, and if I can make my awful fetishy shit appeal to more people, that's better.
>>3736333
Nick titties
Why is Judy so nice to Nick?
>>3736420
Dox Fick.
>>3736420
Because luv garbage dog
Reminder: Remmy is for Betty's exclusive use ONLY.
>>3736403
I will partake in your awful fetishy shit
>>3736420
because she's a delusional idealist with little experience when it comes to reality
>>3736403
I feel that feel, anon.
Reminder that bun is not for sexual.
>>3736524
Yes, but... what if she was?
>>3736544
here take this
>>3736524
Bun will be the cleanest
>>3736483
Good to know. I figure I'll do it for Thematic Thursday.
Maybe it'll be of decent length!
>>3736570
And an alternate, while we're here.
She is so nice to him...
>>3736524
le pure nonsexual bun having sex on desk
>>3736594
all she wants is the knot
>>3736524
Not for us.
She belongs with [HAHA]whomever she deems worthy of dating[/>IMPLYINGSPOILERS]
[Butseriously]Which would be Nick[/pleasezootwopia]
>>3736555
Thanks, I already had it, and was just grabbing an image out of my zootopia lewd folder.
I keep both coloured and black'n'white images. Because they're both hot.
best partners
worst trigger discipline
>>3736211
That's exactly what I want. I'll finally get to experience real life mouthplay and paw stomping.
>>3736636
I'm the OR, I asked for Judy licking up cum
So Nick's.
I got an hour to spare, anyone wanna request any art done?
I'll see if I can do at least one.
>>3736645
Nick has his finger outside the trigger guard at least
>>3736658
KKanga, please.
>>3736658
Nick, sitting on a bench in just a towel, looking at a blue vial he's holding.
>>3736658
Judy and Nick directing traffic, Little Rodentia
>>3736658
2 wolves from the ZPD breaching a door
>>3736690
Yeah. I guess he is spared...
>>3736039
Well apparently I am.
And if the guy who mentioned Judy in the Elysian fields is reading this, know that you hit a nerve.
>>3736690
too bad he can only fit his claw inside the guard when he actually has to use the thing
>>3736658
Nick as Indiana Jones
>>3736751
Don't worry, someone will know that feel when catching up on this thread, but when it's too late to respond.
Anyone have an updated calvin imgur?
>>3736763
Rape Snakes
Why'd it have to be Rape Snakes
>>3736628
You're obviously painfully new here, so I'll clue you in. Don't waste precious image space in an active thread with reaction images.
>>3736820
You're an idiot.
>>3736820
>Don't waste precious image space
>>3736820
And don't bitch about image space on a board where we can make a new thread whenever the fuck we want. This isn't /co/. We aren't forced by the mods to ride a imagecapped thread all the way down to page 11 before we can make a new one.
Half the time we don't even make it past 220 images before we almost fall off anyways.
>>3736820
Don't worry, space might be tight, but Judy can find something to plug that gap.
>>3736794
> Nick being raped by a pit of snakes
i didn't know i needed this until now
>>3736820
Eyyyy /co/ refugee.
>>3736899
That must be amazing. Imagine an arm small enough not to fuck your shit up, but dextrous enough to find your prostate and torment it with nimble fingers...
>>3735286
you mean Gideon?
>>3736946
I was literally going to comment one that very same subject
>>3736927
One day, perhaps we can write the story of Jack Savage and the __________, by /ztg/
>>3736927
That's what he gets for venturing into Bonnie's Garden of Eden.
>>3736963
Hey, whoa, no.
If you do that, I'll be out of a job.
>>3736820
>>3736989
I fully enjoy past me being a fucking retard and buying both Daring Do booklets
>>3736751
Happy ending!
>>3736880
The last two filled up quickly, yet here you are encouraging a frogposter, or the next best thing. Have it your way.
>>3737004
>Sharing him with someone that omega
No way in hell Omar touches him.
>>3736026
fucking twinky house
>>3737095
Again
We can make as many as we fucking want. Who cares if people use reaction images?
>>3737105
Why not betty have sister?
>>3737105
Is his name Omar?
>>3737095
You seem upset.
>>3737156
>(Big Gay) Al - Alpha
>Betty - Beta
>Omar - Omega
It follows the pattern.
>>3737156
With Al being named for Alpha, and Betty for Beta; Omar was put forward as a good name for an Omega Wolf.
oh no
now how long before we get Deviant Tarts with Judy wearing lingerie on some neckbeard's bed, and then some autistic fuck poses to take Mrs. Otterton to prom
LAS MALVINAS SON CHILENAS
>>3737303
Sorry Texas, but they belong to England
>>3737326
You missed the end of the Copa my friend.
Argentina hasn't been BTFO this hard since they sank the Belgrano.
>>3737326
For the moment, the way things are going they'll be Independent within the year.
Have a bun bun.
>>3737252
WE /MLP/ NOW!
FUCK EVERYTHING!
>>3737372
Oh, I was slipping into a fucking coma with the UEFA games being fucking nothing
>>3737393
This would make sense because he hates foxes and is sorry he is one.
>>3736698
This was a fun draw.
kk's OC is cute too lol
>>3737491
Damn that's good.
>>3737491
>No pouch
4/10
>>3737491
What if Zyzz became a Kangaroo in Zootopia
>>3737491
Her thighs need to be THICC'ER
>>3737491
Time to tie up the kangaroo soon, I hope...
>>3737491
Nice work
>>3737527
She had it surgically removed for more maneuverability.
>>3737546
STOP with your "thick" maymay. Her thighs are muscular yet feminine, just how they should be.
>>3737527
It's in her pants.
When there's no Joey, it's not going to be as noticeable, especially with the more upright posture of most Zootopians.
>>3737548
KK beat him to the punch.
>>3737568
do not boop the rabbit without her consent
>>3737491
How do you draw so... Nicely?
>>3736899
I opened this and started browsing steam waiting for it to load. I forgot about it and my mom walked in, we talked then I minimized my browser but it showed the image very briefly while minimizing. It was out of the corner of her eye, and she didn't say anything but... fuck.
>>3736199
Just because it's unlikely doesn't make it any less perfect.
>>3737573
No, seriously, they need to bigger.
>>3737548
I think you mean tie her down, sport.
... I just made myself sad.
>>3735979
I can get with this.
Maybe one of those Japanese "host clubs"...
>>3737572
>not keeping it and filling it with weight so you work out your legs whenever you're walking
>>3737589
he roped satan into giving him the power
>>3737590
I'm sorry your mom caught you opening an anal fisting picture featuring anthropomorphic animals.
>>3737606
>Rolf Harris will always be a pedophile
>his music will always be tainted
feels bad man
>>3737568
She has snots on her nose?
Is her nose very wet?
>>3737656
wet is healthy?
>>3737666
>In most wolf packs, there will be an alpha male and female and frequently an omega male and female. In wolf hierarchy, the males tend to dominate other males and the females dominate other females so that there is generally a low ranking member of each sex. The alpha pair would never allow the omega male and female to mate.
OMAR DOESN'T EVEN GET LOSER PUSSY
>>3737590
>not having your computer facing away from your door
you deserve it
Anyone have the comic where Nick gets drunk at a bar with Judy and some coworkers? Coworkers tease him saying they're gonna get him a new partner, and he leans on Judy and says "My Judy". I didn't save it.
>>3737731
Only girl who has ever shown any interest in him is Marty's sister.
Betty keeps trying to keep them apart for some reason.
>>3737748
Wait.
Is this yaoi?
>>3737799
Fortunately, I did.
>>3737681
>boopable snooper
>>3737756
It does, she came inside and we had a conversation while the steam overlay was blocking it I minimized it as she was leaving.
Ey Clunk, you here m8?
>>3737748
delet
>>3737903
>she came inside
Huh, usually it's the dad who does that.
>>3737666
So moon moon then?
>>3737903
You're an incredible dumbass
Always swap to another tab that's sfw when you're not using a browser, and when in doubt, Win+L and grab your glass to go get more water.
You've gotta git gud, feget
>>3737816
i dunno found it on twitter
https://twitter.com/ghdtl_exo/status/703895564866310146
these bunny poses are coming out surprisingly well
Uh, jerboa here. Sorry I wasn't able to contribute this weekend. I haven't been home and there hasn't been internet here to post art with.
there is now so, I'll try and get something out tonight. Right now this thunderstorm has me freaking out. Way louder than last time.
Missed you guys. Hope I haven't missed out on much.
>>3735694
Just a little extra thing for the night.
But tell me, is there anything else I should be drawing?
>>3738026
>Be the bun images
BB, you're the real MVP
>>3738030
Mead posted a new comic this weekend and the Calvin/Tristan saga continues.
>>3738026
Ooooh I like this
Hey butt heads
So here's the first part: http://pastebin.com/BRwvue8M
And here's the requested aftermath fic where shit's awkward at first: http://pastebin.com/pcJau5BC
For the uninitiated: the first part is Judy and Nick bangin' when her parents decide to pay a surprise visit. Part two is them going out to dinner while trying to get over what just happened.
>>3738030
Ah! You are here!
Another anon is also experience a thunderstorm
I wonder if it's the same storm.
It hasn't stormed here in a while so I'm feelin' pretty good, sucks that things suck for you.
>>3738026
>>3738049
This is a good night.
>>3738026
He's actually doing it, the absolute madman!
>>3738049
Yes. The Raccoon girl helping Calvin get over his obsession.
>>3738105
fuck off biff
>>3738049
These two are literally /ztg/ right now. By the way they probably shouldn't just saying.
>>3738026
Gotta said I LOVE the second bunny giving him a handy. really sweet.
>>3738180
The racoon girl is helping Calvin get under his obsession.
>>3738049
>is there anything else I should be drawing?
the prequel comic where calvin casts bunny sex magic to make labjer have that dream about him
>>3738143
thats a big clit
>>3738198
They totally should.
>>3738105
thanks biff
>>3738210
well I hope it lets up for ya soon.
The anon describing it said the thunder was shaking their walls. Fuck that.
I'll keep postin' comfy for ya.
>>3735286
I want to touch his feet.
>>3738030
Jerboa?
>>3738307
I'm so glad you asked that because I too had no idea who that is but I'm also an idiot.
>>3738218
You do realise that the old bunny sex magic basically involved ground up Poa trancemammalce, known by the street name "Pastor"?
>>3738304
Oh it's been awful. House shaking, cars going off. My friend (I'd associate him with a deer, don't think he ever rolled) has been trying to comfort me but he's getting tired.
>>3738307
I never really gave myself a real name. I have a tumblr with the art I've done here, except for the lionheart pin up.
>>3738355
Basically a drawfag. It's the animal I rolled. Uhhh, cremepudding is the tumblr I made for here, I can't post my /ztg/ work right now.
>>3738030
welcome back. Missed you too. Thunderstorm has been pretty constant for the past hour here too...
>>3738376
Yeesh. Yeah, we haven't had a storm that bad in quite a while, but when I go up to the Adirondacks it has potential to get like that, and in a super tiny cabin too.
Glad you've got a friend there for comfort.
>>3738224
No you trash panda Tristan is a responsible adult and besides I don't think he's really gay enough for that anyway, even if the bunny booty is sweet.
>>3738376
Oh, Creme Pudding.
>>3738105
Nice. Thanks for posting.
this happened today
>>3738357
You kids better not be doing pastor in here
>>3738478
I'm kinda proud of that species name, although the genus should probably be something more fantastic.
I like terrible puns.
>>3738049
>But tell me, is there anything else I should be drawing?
More redwall stuff would be nice. Honestly I don't know how you're gonna avoid some sort of cosplay even if it's just for nerd stuff.
>>3738210
Ohio here. The main bad storm passed recently, but we're supposedly getting another later on the in morning.
Huge wind gusts. Very close lightning strikes. Rapid-fire... Would have been nice to have company, as I'm sure you're experiencing.
>>3738526
Yea, that was pretty good
>>3738049
Whoever lives across the hall from Calvin and Josh, for a lark.
>>3738049
Have Labjer pick up a Dotti fleshlight.
>>3738553
Jerboa/Creme Pudding was the other afraid-of-thunder anon I mentioned earlier.
I forgot their name because I'm a dummy and that's how I think of them in my mind.
I assume you're the anon from earlier in this thread, but I'm still a dummy, so I could be wrong.
>>3738523
Used to be really bad when we went camping for real, the storms could get pretty.. in tents.
Puns aside, I remember one storm where it was so bad, the kids (including me at the time) had to go sit in the cars while the adults dodged pots and pans being blown in the wind while holding the pavillion from being blown away.
it was fucking horrifying.
>>3738553
Another one! Goddamn it this one just passed.
Aw, anon if you don't mind how teeny I am, I'm always up for comfort cuddles.
>>3738553
This thread needs more kisses
>>3738049
>But tell me, is there anything else I should be drawing?
Would love to see Calvin trying out the medievil combat club thing. Maybe throw in a badger lord...
>>3738526
I don't get it. Am I slow?
>>3738049
Labjer and Calvin teaming up in a fantasy MMO, without realising who the other is.
>>3738622
Holy shit, sounds like it didn't pan out well.
At least everything is okay now, that was a while ago. I've never actually gone camping besides some stupid school trip in middle school.
>>3738670
Bonus points if Calvin's playing a female character.
>>3738659
It refers to Transhumance, the act of moving livestock from fixed summer and winter pastures, fitting in with Pastoralism. Only with mammal instead of human, for obvious reasons.
And it's trance, instead of trans, to represent the mind breaking nature of the drug.
>>3738622
Yeah, I was here earlier too.
>>3738623
Teeny comfort cuddles are always welcome in my book.
Why is punk Judy so cute?
>>3738738
So yeah, no need to feel bad.
It's not a proper joke if you don't have to grab a dictionary.
>>3738765
At least you don't have to live literally next to an Adirondack lake.
Though having a tin roof means maximum comf when it rains.
>>3738799
Because you want to know what else she's planning to put into her body.
>>3738719
I found this easy to masturbate to.
>>3738799
source?
>>3738879
It's really in tents.
Even if I don't come down here enough anymore:
I love you guys
You guys are a great community. Thank you
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuuure. You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Shipping? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will turn your "Wilde" est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Sorry if I didn't get to your idea in the last thread. just repost it here!
>>3738916
It's always nice when you do come around. Thanks, we love you too.
>>3738719
Every day we get further from Gods light
>>3738916
Hey, Clunk! Harry Lime here, worked my way through the critiques.
>>3738933
Gideon Gray goes for an entirely platonic skinnydip with his best friend Travis.
>>3738933
Judy bets Nick she can swallow an entire watermelon in one bite.
>>3738879
yay teeny!
seriously makes me wish I never stopped drawing. I suppose I could pick it up again- the thought of snow leopard on teeny jerboa cuddle action is just too comfy
>>3738933
If I recall, some of the ideas from the last thread included:
1. Nick and Judy's first dinner date
2.Nick and Judy undercover at nudist club
3.Judy working at a coffeeshop
Vote now!
>>3738979
I think I can work with this one! Stand by!
>>3738848
I shudder for you in the winter, Grizz.
But at least it must be beautiful Spring through Fall.
>>3738879
Like I said, it's comfy. It's a lot of hanging around, generally BSing with friends and stuff, cooking meals on a fire. Some of the best meals I've ever had were just potatoes, corn, and beef wrapped in a ball of foil and set in the middle of a fire.
You'd think it'd be boring, but there's a lot of ways to entertain yourself in the woods.
When I went camping in the Adirondacks though, we stayed in a campground, so I rode my bike a lot. Like, miles upon miles upon miles of riding. Swimming, too. Sometimes boat rides. We climbed mount... Arab? I think? I wanna say it was Arab.
>>3738902
I already made that pun.
>>3738997
That's an adorable thought. A snow leopard comforting a cute lil jerboa.
>>3738898
I found it on this blog.
http://judyhoppswilde.tumblr.com/
>>3738933
Nick and Judy going to back to the burrows.
Judy's parents figure out they're banging and Judy's sisters and brothers get together to start making up stories about how Judy "tamed" Nick.
Nick overhears and pops his head in and tells them how she really did it.
>>3738999
Judy undercover at nudist colony
>>3738799
You said it already, anon. Punk Judy. That's why.
>>3739032
>I already made that pun.
Oh whoops, sorry.
>>3739033
>scroll down
>have epileptic seizure
>>3739055
Perhaps hunting down the feline butt toucher
>>3738799
>gauges
>>3739032
Ah, foil dinners. Always a favorite of mine.
Did you make banana boats?
Oh, and yes, it was Mount Arab.
>>3738862
More chastity piercings?
>>3738799
>gauged ears
you know, I'm usually disgusted by this irl, but it's fine on her for some reason.
Probably because it's a considerably smaller percentage of her ear taken up by the gauge.
>>3739009
Are you saying I never get real Anon.
Are you testing me?
>>3739103
I dunno anon, look how big they are.
You could fuck that hole.
>>3739111
Add to that, it's not stretching them out to why-tier lengths.
>It's a Zistopia is now going to be overly cartoony and lame and never have good emotional moments anymore
>>3739117
N-no
Don't hit me daddy badger
>>3739129
Gauges smell like shit. I don't want my dick smelling like that.
>>3739106
Oh man, those freak me out.
...
Do it!
>>3739032
How big is a Zootopian jerboa anyway? Where would they fit on the size-chart?
>>3739150
>>3739117
Badgers are for reporting news
>>3737491
10 outa 10
>>3737573
>>3737601
I really should just work out an offical body type for her
>>3739183
Badgers are for getting fit
>>3739156
They're punks, so they already smell like cheap booze, cigarettes, and BO and sexual fluids from 2 weeks ago
>>3739206
Badgers are for mastering Judo.
>>3739034
Oh, it's no problem at all. I'm just a lazy ass, so it took a while to listen to the whole thing.
The response to the big point you made is that I'm making Bellwether Hitler here. She's after power, not necessarily pred genocide. If some preds actually trust her government more at the same time as she's trying to drive a wedge between them and the ZPD, that's perfect. Makes that much more of a conflict down the line.
Also, the "meat" thing just meant bugs and fish. I remember I think Byron mentioning that since nobody eats mammal flesh, meat just means bugs and fish in Zootopia.
>>3739211
>I want Calvin to hook up with Josh if Labjer decides he doesn't want the dick after all.
Josh is painfully straight.
>>3739252
Which means he's the perfect boytoy for Calvin to corrupt.
>>3735533
this is one is awesome
>>3739106
Chastity is my fetish, anon.
>>3739211
Little Rodentia-tier, eh? Then I apologize in advance for the purring. Must feel like an earthquake...
...Purrthquake.
>>3739252
>"Look, I don't want you going around, spreading your gayness to others. But I understand you gotta work off your urges sometimes. So I'll fuck you so that you don't go corrupting anyone."
starting the final render
>>3738553
heres a slightly better res of that pic for ya
Greentext-asker-anon, I love you so much. I used to do dubs and get your fic written shit, and what you do is such a pure form of gifting unto the thread that I just can't help but gush a little.
Thanks for being cool.
>>3739211
I want Labjer to hook him up with trashpanda like we talked about the other night. Since she has the same color scheme, have her help him overcome his obsession by roleplaying as Labjer using a strapon.
>>3739336
Yours?
Thread, I have a question.
It's generally accepted canon that Zootopia does not have domesticated animals.
...But it does have goats.
And it does have pigs (Especially that cute one at the DMV)
And it's certainly implied to have cows (As a scene is set in an ice cream parlor... And Clawhauser has his Lucky Chomps, which presumably go with milk. Soy is an option, but it's not mainstream enough to be the automatic implication.)
So... No domesticated animals, but farm-type animals are okay?
>>3739105
I was never fond of Banana boats because I'm a filthy heretic who dislikes bananas.
But tinfoil dinners and gas-stove cooked bacon are the best meals in the world, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
>>3739176
14-19in. of rabbits becomes about 2 feet-ish, right? A little more?
4-6in. of jerboa would thus be a little under half that.
>>3739224
I mean, most everybody brings hammocks too to lay down in and laze around when they feel like it.
When I went on a sailboat for like a week in the Keys, there was basically no physical work, it was just wake up, get dressed (if you even changed the night before), go up to the top deck, sit around and enjoy the sun and wind, eat a meal, maybe chat and do some basic ship maintenance, eat lunch, take a nap, eat dinner, sleep a little bit more, wake up for night watch, then go back to sleep.
One of the best weeks of my life.
>>3739321
I don't mind! It'll just tickle. I can always find somewhere to tuck in, like under your chin.
>>3739368
But Calvin is so obviously gay
>>3739336
Lord almighty. How long have you been painting?
>>3738979
>The glaring heat of the summer sun bore down on Bunny Burrow, and it was taking its toll on the populace
>Sporting events had been cancelled, the paved roads were cracking, and everyone was either staying inside or swimming in their personal pools.
>Gideon Grey could afford neither luxury at this moment
>Seeing as no one would want to come to his shop in this heat, he had elected to close up several hours early.
>He also didn't own a personal pool.
>His truck hadn't been wanting to start for the past few days, possibly due to overheating, so he had walked to work.
>Now he would have to walk home.
>His house was only about 8 blocks down the road, but under these conditions it would feel like 80.
>He locked the front door to the shop, and headed on his way.
>After about 2 blocks, he felt a buzz from his pocket.
>He opened his phone and saw that Travis had texted him.
>"Hey buddy! I know a great place we can beat the heat! Meet me at the entrance of the Fennel Forest hiking trail."
>This could be interesting, and it wasn't like Gideon had anything better to do on a day like this.
>He turned around and made his way out of town towards the Fennel Forrest.
cont.
>>3739382
Weren't there hamsters in the movie at one point?
>>3739368
I want to see bun get strap-on'd by a trash panda.
>>3739341
also dumping
but what if all the mammals could interbreed because they were actually robots
>>3739416
but what if all mammals could bend a spoon because they were actually matrix
>>3739433
>It's Raining Somewhere Else plays lightly in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
>>3739416
>breed
>robots
I dont think robots can breed anon
>>3739433
>>3739410
There were. Caddy did a movie review on Zootopia, and he vouched that the hamster tubes going to absolutely nowhere in twisty dead-ends was entirely valid, because hamsters fucking love that shit. They'll just wander on over and sit in the dead ends for a while.
>>3739439
Wait, bottom center...
Is that who I think it is?
>>3739474
Good shit
>>3739382
Wild goats, horses, and pigs do exist. Granted, wild pigs are closer to boars than the cute, pink piggus we see in Zootopia.
I think that's why those animals exist in the movie, anyway. As for the cows, well. I *guess* they could have descended from the Aurochs, which was the wild ancestor to the modern domestic cow.
>>3739470
It sure is.
(Weaver's not decided if it's canon though, yet. He's a little against it, as he feels it would detract from Remmy's story.)
>>3739395
Just her plot in general to ride on Zootopia's fear to keep her in power as the only leader who can steer them through the crisis. If more preds distrust the police force, that'll bring them into open conflict eventually and she'll be vindicated that much more. And at the same time, they might start cracking down on fellow preds who go to the police, and she'll be able to point to that as a further example of their savage ways. She's also trying to drive a wedge into the predators on the force. Eventually she'll start using them as a scapegoat, and maybe even trying to force them off the force.
...I know that sounds counterproductive. She still wants to use predators as a scapegoat to scare the populace, but if some preds think she's doing a good job and support her, that's perfectly fine with her.
>>3739470
Yeah, turns out wolves are as bad as sheep and bunnies. They're all related to each other.
>>3739033
Thank you
I feel that my desire for such extreme size differences come from my own lack of self worth and a desire to surrender control to someone who can ease my mind and at least on a physical level having a partner this many times bigger would do a lot to ease that.
>>3739389
Welp, I know what I'm drawing when I eventually wake up!
Way to make me motivated to pick up the craft again
>>3739521
I did consider wild boars, but didn't bring it up for the reason you mentioned- The movie-ones are the pink, domesticated style ones.
...I bet cows get paid pretty well for their milk. Alternate milks, like goat milk, is generally considered to just not be the same.
>>3739521
>Aurorch
Didn't the Nazis try to recreate them?
>>3739474
Well I envy your ability. Keep up the amazing work!
>>3739336
Blog...
>>3739550
>Yeah, turns out wolves are as bad as sheep and bunnies. They're all related to each other.
Funny you mention it, because I was considering having Doug and Remmy be friends from school or something
>>3739663
all I've got boys, now its time for some doto
>>3739659
I like interconnected characters like this. Just incidental little connections that don't get in the way, but offer potential storylines.
>>3739576
Maybe they're implying that becoming evolved, civilized creatures would have taken the place of domesticating.
On the other hand, Zootopia's rabbits still breed like they're going to lose 90% of their babies to predation or disease, so I wonder just how much evolution could play a part.
>>3739659
Hey it fits.
And if you think I'm joking about the bunnies, remember Bonnie Hopps was both her maiden and married names.
>>3739493
now I'm just sitting here listening to It's Raining Somewhere Else.
It's such good atmosphere for sitting around at night chatting with people.
>>3739717
Oh shit, I never noticed that. Judy is an incest baby.
>>3739573
I'll do a doodle eventually. I kinda wanna draw other people's OCs...
Who would you guys wanna see?
Requesting drawings of an army of genetically engineered super sheep all named Dolly.
Or maybe some scientist discussing the project.
If any artists are still around.
>>3739474
So, do you have any other paintings in mind for the future?
>>3739782
Or, y'know, Stu married into the Hopps family.
>>3739406
>After a 15 minute jog-walk through and out of town, Gideon arrived at the entrance of the Fennel Forest hiking trail.
>Just as promised, there was his old pal Travis waiting patiently.
>"Huh...huuuh....huuuh...hey Travis" panted Gideon, almost exhausted and still in his work clothes.
>"Geez man, you look like you've seen better days!" chuckled Travis.
>"Oh...huuh...shut up Travis....so what's...huh....this brilliant....idea of yours?"
>"Follow me an I'll show ya!" Travis started down the trail.
>Gideon groaned at the prospect of hiking at a time like this, but he started after his friend nonetheless.
>The shade of the trees felt nice, but the heat and humidity still lingered.
>How ironic was it that it had rained for a whole week just a few days ago?
>Gideon shouted "Travis, I'm serious....where are you going with this? Where are you taking me?"
>"You'll see in a just a minute! You'll love it I swear!"
>Gideon had heard that last promise before, and it's rate of success had been about 50/50. He was still unsure about this.
>Up ahead, the sound of running water could be heard
>Swimming! Maybe that's what Travis was talking about. Swimming! It sure would do the body good right about now.
cont.
>>3739789
/r/ Judy Hopps trying and failing to open a banana
>>3739590
Not sure? I've never heard that one, though I seem to recall reading somewhere that they're attempting to breed a facsimile of the Aurochs using Texas Longhorns.
Then there's the Heck cattle breed, which *might* be what you're thinking of? From 1920s Germany.
>>3739804
So when Nick and Judy tie the knot (heh) will Nick become Nick Hopps?
>>3739758
me too anon
>>3739789
July Hopps giving Nick a blowjob under a podium during a public speech
>>3739789
2 wolves from the ZPD breaching a door
>>3739716
So, those animals that we domesticated are still around in the zootopia world, just as normal citizens? At least, the farm kind, anyway.
>>3739789
>tfw jerboanon completely shunts you for the big pred
it hurts
>>3739789
Fournier? He'd be interesting in your style.
>>3739799
Not at the moment! I'd like to do something pornographic
>>3739789
Betty and Remmy.
>>3739804
You know, looking up to see about this, taught me something important.
Zootopian Dollars use the $ symbol. The Z one is because Stu keeps messing up s and z.
Man, Bonnie settled hard, a dyslexic carrot farmer.
>>3739856
That depends. It's entirely possible that Stu married into the already well-established Hopps family and that's why they're able to run such a large farm. Judy, on the other hand, has distanced herself from the Hopps family legacy of carrot farming and very well could decide to take Nick's name instead, especially since she's got nearly three hundred siblings to spread the name Hopps in her place.
>>3739789
Judy, Bunanon, and Cutie having coffee together.
>>3739789
I've been kicking around an OC concept for a while, but I doubt I've done enough stuff to establish myself.
>>3739789
FIT LYNX
>>3739909
Ah, well. As a non-pornographic suggestion, I was gonna throw out the idea of drawing nocturnal district related things.
As for pornographic suggestions, what is it you prefer?
>>3739916
DEEPEST LORE
>>3739789
Sweet! Looking forward to it! I mean, don't feel obligated or anything, but I'm sure your doodle would blow my rendition out of the water.
Betty and Remmy have been pretty comfy lately
>>3739941
I'd prefer Bunanon, Cutie, Calvin, and VRbun.
Keep the OCs away from canon.
>>3739957
She's been gone for almost two months. Let her go.
>>3739870
>Literally the only relief he can get in life
>>3739874
My guess? Probably. Dogs, no, because they came about as a direct result of human intervention/interference, but livestock? Likely. As long as their existence isn't entirely dependent on humans, I'm guessing.
Hope all my little bunnies are doing great tonight.
>>3739965
after reading that one fanfic, probably Nick x Male Jude
http://jazzandrain.com/
Oh shit, ambience.
>>3739985
That's even better.
>>3740014
>collars with bells
yes where do i sign up to be your bun bb?
fanart here. i actually quite like this particular art style
>>3740014
Goddamn is that hot...
>>3740058
b-but muh aesthetic shading
>>3740014
I want to be the bun.
>>3740020
Requesting VRbun in bed being tickled profusely by someone (you pick the someone, or just not detail them).
>>3740020
I was kidding. As long as you're comfy now I'm fine.
>>3739382
The thing about milk is that you don't even need to bring up soy. Soy came about as a high tech substitute for real milk, so real milk had to exist, otherwise there'd be no reason to make fakemilk.
Same goes with eggs, because they need both to bake shit.
>>3739990
No. I want to believe damn you
>>3740023
Well can't wait to see both that and the finished product above!
>>3739820
>By the time Gideon and Travis had reached the stream, a thought had crossed Gideon's mind.
>He wasn't appropriately dressed for swimming, his swim trunks were at home.
>"So we're gonna swim in the stream?" asked Gideon apprehensively.
>"Yeah! What do ya think?"
>"I...I dunno Travis, I can't swim in my work clothes. I don't have anything to wear."
>"That's the point ya dummy, you don't wear nothing!" Travis began to take off his shirt.
>"Whoa whoa whoa, you mean swim...naked?"
>"Yeah, ain't you ever done that before? It's a lot of fun!"
>"No...I never have before...."
>"Well today's your lucky day ain't it!" Travis was sliding his shorts down his legs.
>"Travis, look I just think it'll feel weird is all..."
>"What's there to feel weird about? We used to take baths together all the time" Travis had turned around and dropped his underpants, mooning Gideon in the process.
>"Travis I mean it, that was different! We were kids back then and..."
>Before Gideon could finish, Travis jumped into the steam with a loud *SPLASH*
>"C'mon in you big sissy the water's great!"
cont.
>>3740146
goddamn you sure know how to push the thread's buttons
and my buttons.
fuck
Oh, Clunk, if you're still here. "Fournier" is a French name, and is pronounced as such.
>>3740092
god fine HERE
>>3740224
WHERE'S THE BLUE, FANART
j/k, it's looking great.
>massive size difference between certain mammals
Could love still find a way?
just woke up. I had fucking nightmare. I've never had any dreams for years at all.
>>3740273
i guess the piece doesn't particularly lend itself to the double light. next one will for sure though
>>3740283
Every day I wake up in this body is a nightmare. What was yours about
>>3740283
You should share them if they're Zootopia related.
ArchiveAnon will eat them up and make you feel all better.
>>3740208
>and my buttons
it's not my fault you bunners make the cutest faces when you're cumming. I literally can't help myself
If it's alright, I'm going to shill for my two Zistopia inspired one-shots.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
The former is /Zoocomfy/ but the latter is more bittersweet to melancholy. The latter is a a spiritual kind of prequel, though, to the first one and so I guess it ends happy. Reference to the younger-ish Nick with antelope girl (maybe Gazelle, maybe not) stuff that I've seen in threads.
Thanks a bunch guys.
So, thanks to my iPod getting the theme from Blazing Saddles in my head, I started brainstorming a Zootopia crossover.
>Bunnyburrow in place of Rock Ridge
>Nick in the role of the new sheriff, Bart
>Judy (or possibly Jude or Jack Savage) as The Waco Kid ("The Carrot Kid"?)
>Gazelle as Lily von Shtupp
>Bellwether is Hedy Lamarr
>Lionheart is Gov. Le Petomane
>Honey Badger as his secretary (because Bellwether is the mastermind villain)
>Clawhauser as Mongo
>etc
Would anyone even be interested in seeing this crossover? I know it's incredibly silly, but I can't get it out of my head now.
>>3740353
The reward is nice, but it's more about pleasing you, and being the best at pleasing you.
But if the squeaks and moans I make please you, then I guess that's a nice bonus.
>>3740334
Mouse and bear.
Mouse delivers all the attention possible to beardick.
Beat squirms and writhes and moans in a way that the mouse finds adorable.
The two of them end up cuddling w/ the mouse using the bear's balls as a bed.
Lewd and cute all at once.
>>3740359
Bigger size difference!
I'm talking, like, pocket-sized here.
>>3740354
fuck off with your bullshit faggot, nobodys going to read that
>>3740307
That pink-blue will always be the GOAT. It's so moody and perfect.
>>3740023
The Police Saga?
>>3740409
This is comfy. And a little hot.
Also, this is the size-difference I'm talking about.
>>3740354
I'm going to read these right away
>>3740454
With size difference comes fetishes, though, anon.
It is a dangerous road you walk.
>>3740198
>"No!"
>"What do you mean no?"
>"I mean I'm not doing it?"
>"Why not?"
>"Cause it's weird that's why!"
>"Aw your just a big chicken! BWAAWK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK"
>"Stop that"
>"Just come in the water. Look, I won't even face your general direction for a minute. I'll give ya some privacy"
>It was awfully hot outside, and Gideon didn't seem himself getting out of this one without being teased about it later on.
>"Fine, look away"
>Travis flashed a shit eating grin and swirled himself around in the water.
>Gideon untied his apron, and hung in on a tree branch. Then he undid his belt, and pulled his shirt off.
>The breeze did feel nice.
>He then slid down his pants and stepped out of them. Finally, he put his paws on his briefs and pulled them down.
>Now the breeze felt really nice.
>"Ok....I'm comin in now. Promise me you won't stare at my junk?"
>"I'm not gonna gawk at your crusty red rocket you homo, just get it"
>Gideon ran towards the water and jumped into a cannonball, coming down with an even louder *SPLAAAASH*
cont.
>>3740515
Always share Zootopia dreams.
ArchiveAnon has to eat.
>>3740515
The only Zootopia dream I've had yet was also some sort of really weird star wars slash alternate reality dream.
>>3740182
>Never drawn tickling before. I'll see what I can do.
Please do try and thanks.
>>3740548
I'm talking gerbil-up-the-butt type fetishes, anon.
>>3740275
'Full body cum on weasel boys' fic?
>>3740429
that's the one!
>>3740421
glad to see you're still around, Officer Content
>>3740577
I think I'm safe from that kind.
Having someone about the same size as your dick grinding on it and hugging it as tight as they can as you both orgasm? That's more my speed.
Finally starting art, here we gooo
>>3740421
Here's your 'Ewe'.
>>3739871
Hey buddy, at least you were closer this time around
>>3740515
>>3740531
I hear dreams
>>3740302
Forgive me if I'm a slowpoke but Desmond and Molly are from Obladi Oblada
>>3740660
was OC ever given an animal?
>>3740515
POST
DAT
SHIT
DUDE
>>3740610
I wrote that!
Sweet, man, glad that you like it.
>>3740480
Thanks, man.
>>3740752
That is what Chumpy named them after, yes. Their children are named Maxwell and Michelle as well.
Their last name is "Gilberto", tho
>>3740752
...
I am a HUGE music nerd, and I didn't make that connection. Now I feel like an idiot. Thanks, anon.
>>3740709
Good luck!
Recommend that you look at dewlaps because they're awesome:
>>3740765
a ewe, obviously, or that ugly thing he likes to avatar fag with
>>3740728
One day... that day is not today, but one day....
>>3740765
Yep. He works in Records or something probably.
>>3740765
I don't think so? But he should be a shrew, because those little fuckers are assholes.
Except for Mr. Big and Fru Fru, anyway.
>>3740531
Here's one I posted a while go.
So basically what I can remember is Nick and Judy decide they want to become ninjas because they think it will help them out on the job. So they go to a dojo and meet some old fuck who talks to them about the ninja ways. But, and I forget how it was brought up (I seem to remember a tv showing cubs or something), somehow Judy realizes that the ninja's are pedophiles. So the old fuck denies it for a while while a bunch of ninja's sneak up on our favorite duo. They attack them and a fight ensues. Nick and Judy come out on top, but the old fuck gets it through their heads that being a pedophile is just part of the ninja culture. He tells them to be a ninja you have to be a pedophile. Or something. So Nick and Judy apologize for destroying the dojo and decide to let the old fuck be. And that's all I remember.
Da phuc man.
>>3740853
>>3740879
This is unbelievably fucking hot
>>3740853
>>3740879
And suddenly bondage is hot to me
>>3740838
Perfect
I need images of Nick and Judy cuddling/sleeping/waking up in warm lighting please.
>>3740935
This one good for you?
>>3740531
>>3740732
>>3740773
OK, fine.
The location was a gun show but randomly changed to a garbage dump. Finnick and Weaselton were fighting in front of Mr. Big, who was holding an NES controller. Then Nick, who was standing off to the side, started yelling angrily and breathing fire. Alphys and Undyne were there too.
The other night, I was in a mall watching a Gazelle concert with Clawhauser.
>>3740732
Your turn
>>3740926
>>3740897
I always get reactions like that whenever I post those pics.
>>3736333
You still there, tripsman? I could suggest a thing or two about emergency help against severe depression.
>>3741078
Yeah, I'm still here, but things have calmed down by now, but I'm open to hear advice if you've got it.
>>3740988
That hug is comfy as fuck
>>3740507
>Gideon was submerged with his eyes closed before he floated back up to the surface with a gasp.
>Holy shit, the water was brisk, but it felt good under the oppressive heat of the sun.
>Gideon rubbed the water out his eyes as he tread water allowed his body to adjust to the temperature change.
>He found that he was quite buoyant.
>"Woohoo, there e is!" shouted Travis as he splashed water all over Gideon.
>"Ach...aabghgh..quite it Travis" but Gideon splashed back. It was sort of fun after all.
>Once they had tired of that, Gideon asked nervously "Travis, what if somebody catches us out here?"
>"Nobodies gonna catch us out here ya big baby. Who in their right mind would go hiking on a day like this?"
>That reasoning seemed pretty sound.
>"Well what if somebody else has the same idea? What if someone else comes skinny dipping?"
>"If that happens, all we can do is hide at the bottom and hope they're girls!"
>Gideon laughed at that idea.
>"C'mon, see if you can touch the bottom!" said Travis as he went bottoms up and started kicking towards the stream bed.
>Gideon followed, and it took a second for his eyes to adjust to the water.
>The bright beams of sunlight illuminated the many rocks at the bottom, some of which were colorful. He could even see a few fish.
>The bottom must have been 20 feet down. He released all the air from his lungs and let himself sink as he kicked.
>Travis was already there, and flitting through the rocks. That fucker.
>Gideon was about 5 feet away when his lungs gave up and he had to start back up.
>He surfaced and gasped for air, Travis came shortly after.
>"You okay buddy?"
>"Yeah I'm fine, I'll just have to work at it"
>The two of them goofed off in the stream until the evening came, then they dried off in the sun, put their clothes back on, and went back to Gideon's house to eat dinner and homemade dessert.
>Camera angle pans out over the town towards the settling sun.
FIN
>>3741143
>sleeping with her belt and vest on
like I get the suit itself might be nice, but at least take off the belt and vest.
>>3741032
Got a link to the tumblr?
Please, let this be continued. Some day. Some way.
>>3741280
well we got this much
>>3741003
Hah! I'm the archive! I haven't dreamed in ages. But okay. Here is an old one.
>About 13
>Reading lots of Redwall
>Go to bed
>Dream of being a Red Squirrel in the abbey
>Friends with a qt Otter girl Adra and a younger set of Mouse twins, Tam and Trish
>Just a slice of life day, started out eating breakfast in the orchard together
>Fighting with swords atop the abbey wall
>Paddling in the pond under the Skipper's eye
>Adra sneaking down to the cellars with me to nervously drink Elderberry wine and give me a whiskery kiss
>Wake up feeling very awkward
>I go to sleep and wake up what feels like seconds later anymore, refreshed but also so, so tired
There you go. Old tale from the depths of my memory.
I miss Adra.
>>3741331
even the dream eating demon can't say no to an otter.
That's why it's law.
>>3741138
It's chemical help, but it's very fast-acting, so it might be considered anti-suicide medication, I think.
The first is ketamine. I've mentioned it in a few past threads, and I haven't used it yet because it has proven to be more difficult to find in my neck of the woods than I expected. Anyways, it does act very fast, and there's a lot of medical literature and personal reports on the internet supporting it. The problem is, it's probably illegal where you live. I'd say the patient might not want the associated trip, but K is so effective that it seems to work against depression even in sub-psychotropic doses.
The second suggestion would be 6-hydroxynorketamine, aka hydrohynorketamine, aka HNK. This is a metabolite of K that is actually responsible for the anti-depressant effect, and not the K itself. The good news is, it's legal and it doesn't make you trip balls. The bad news is, it's yet to be tested in humans. So yeah, this is for the adventurous only.
Which would be hotter, friends?
>>3737182
Ozzy - Omega
;^]
>>3738452
It looks cool.
>>3741384
Ozzy's a fucking hyena
>>3740385
That sounds pretty amusing.
>>3741374
I'm not recommending to my suicidally depressed friend to get on fucking drugs.
jesus, dude.
Like, usually I'd be like "oh yeah thanks for the advice..." but you're literally suggesting starting a substance addiction in them
jesus fuck.
>>3740773
and I look forward to more chapters anon
great stuff
>>3741280
FemAnon got sent to horseland and got her brains fucked out ten thousand times, why do you need to continue her bestiality-based suffering?
>>3741378
be the bun
BB proved it in this very thread.
>>3741173
Again, no graphics because im doing other shit.
happy greentexting
>>3741421
Not him, but ketamine is proven to have a lasting anti-depressant effect.
That said, you do you.
>>3741024
¿¿¿???
>>3741408
Hyenas have packs and a hierarchy too, you goob.
>>3741453
You've been very helpful to me Anon! :)
>>3740058
Source, please?
>>3741550
quite literally at the bottom of the image
>>3741550
fug I'm a blind faggot
please bully me
>>3741511
I cap greentexts and you write them.
I don't find greentexts very often either, so thanks to you.
>>3741570
You're probably a really kind-hearted person who made a simple mistake!
am I bullying right?
>>3741570
No way.
I'm too /comfy/.
>>3741173
I loved it!
Isn't opening your eyes underwater a bad idea?
>>3741595
Seems like a good mutualistic relationship to me! Let's keep it up.
>>3741421
I didn't say anything about addiction, anon. That is completely up to your friends' willpower, just like it would be for Xanax or Aderall.
Regardless, do look at the studies that show how fast it acts. It might save a person who really is about to go through with suicide.
>>3741436
Wait did she? I don't even like ponies but girls getting fucked by friendly-looking cartoon horses is kind of my fetish for other reasons.
Alright, I'm going to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>>3741651
It can be, but they don't necessarily know that
>Nick's pillowy giant ball of warm chestfluff snuggling greentext when?
>>3741651
>Isn't opening your eyes underwater a bad idea?
Same question from me too.
>>3741678
Sleep tight bunner.
>>3741678
Sleep tight.
New Thread: >>3741684
Jumping the gun a bit but we're super close to being done with this one.
>>3741436
Goddamn it, anon, we don't have to make this /mlp/ related in the slightest.
Why can't we have huge, throbbing predatory meat between the legs of foxes, wolves, otters, and more just being shoved into femanon's warm insides?
>>3741657
I'll get those graphics up tonight in a few hours, so if you stay up, you'll be able to see them. If not, ask for AngryCapper sometime tomorrow.
Here's an example of what I do to caps, so you get a general idea of how yours will look like.
>>3736595
oh look more adam wan cuckoldry
what a disappointing way to turn out as an artist
>>3741790
Can I have a version of "Anon Becoming the Bun" without the cropped side image? I think it's really damn good otherwise.
Not disparaging what you do or anything.
>>3736595
>>3741799
I really like that artist.
But... yeah...
>>3741832
>>3741832
he used to be so fucking good, I mean he still is, but after going through his supergay phase, none of his workis appealing anymore. It's either kayla-na level of pandering or just weird egotistical shit.
I really miss his kineta character.
>>3741847
It's like the evil AU version of the B-52s "Love Shack".
>>3740935
Well, this does have Nick and Judy.
>>3741886
his otters are the sexiest
>>3741901
simultaneouslypukinginmymouthwhilehangingmyselfandpullingthetriggeroftheshotgunheldtomytemple.png
>>3741901
>Gideon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/blog/post
my friend was reversing his truck down the dirt road he lives on. I drove up to him so our drivers-side windows were fact-to-face. As we drove along together I rolled down my window and extended my arm. He did the same. We inched closer and closer, trying to match speed as we lined up the high-five. Barely managed it. It felt like the docking scene from Interstellar.
>>3741982
No worries, we're ready to hop from thread to thread
>>3741173
Aw that was really nice!
>>3739055
>Open on the ZPD building
>"Ok Mr. Yax, could you please relay to me again what the problem here is?" said Officer Hopps calmly.
>"It's that butt-toucher man, there's a wild butt-toucher on the loose!" replied Yax fanatically.
>Yax was in Judy's office. He had put on a kilt of sorts for the occasion.
>"Mr. Yax, please calm down, what do mean a butt-toucher?"
>"Ok...ok..ok..ok I'm calm now...."
>"So what did you mean by a 'butt-toucher?' I'm not familiar with that term."
>"Oh it's no term man, it means exactly that. Somebodies been going around and touching other animals' butts"
>"Um....could you be a little more specific on the details?"
>"Ok so here's how it went down. For the past like, two weeks, I've been getting complaints of locker incidents at the nudist colony where the lights suddenly go out and some shape that nobody can see starts gropin' everyone's butts! I've checked the security footage but there aren't any cameras in the locker rooms man. And where there are cameras, the lights are gone so I can't see nothing."
>"So this is a case of multiple sexual harassments?" Judy was suddenly intrigued.
>"Yeah man, like...50 sexual harassments..."
>"Then why did you come to me instead of filing the complaints at the proper desk?
>To this, Yax offered only a red eyed stare.
>Judy broke the silence by offering "Ok Mr. Yax, I'll take your case. I can go undercover and see what's going on."
>"Oh thank you thank you thank you man, this rocks!"
>Judy looked down at her desk and began to wonder what she had gotten herself into.
cont.
>>3742082
Thank you!
>>3742093
Good premise. Good chance to revisit characters without blowing out into a full fix. Nice.
>>3741790
Neat! Can't wait!
>>3741934
That you're a colossal douchebag?
Don't worry, we won't.
>>3742093
>Fast forward one week and several piles of paperwork.
>Judy was standing outside the office of Yax, a change in scenery from his usual spot at the front desk, but they had agreed to meet in private to discuss the plan.
>She knocked on the door.
>"Who is it?"
>"It's me, Judy"
>"Judy's not here man"
>"No, I'm Judy, can I come in?"
>"................come in!"
>This was already off to a bad start.
>Judy pushed open the door and was immediately met with the smell of pot and body odor. Sweet cheese and crackers.
>"Oh heeeey, it's you little guy. What are you doing here?"
>"Mr. Yax, you know who I am, and you know why I'm here.
>"....................................."
>"I'm the undercover cop you ordered last weekend!"
>"....Oh shit that's right your a cop" Yax quickly swiped half of the contents of his desk into a drawer and slammed it shut.
>"Do you know why I'm here?"
>"Of course I remember why you're here! You want me to give you the briefing on that butt-toucher case I gave you."
>Yax reached into a different drawer and pulled out a blueprint.
cont.
>>3739870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiJiDSmb1E
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=queusUG4V9Y
>>3742562
>Yax unfurled the blueprint on his desk.
>"Ok man, so this is like the whole facility. Here are the locker rooms....that one's the men's aaaand that one's for the ladies" He indicated with his hoof.
>"We've been getting complaints from both the men and the ladies so that doesn't really narrow it down none"
>"Do you have any kind of a lead as to who it could be?"
>"Well....since whoever does it always does it in total darkness....without even the critters with good night vision noticing...I'd say it's safe to assume that the ass-ailent is black.
>Of course the ass-ailent was black.
>"Do you have an index of all your clientele? I could take note of the black ones and pay closer attention to them." said Judy.
>"Well I do but I'm not at liberty to disclose the personal information of our customers man. But what I can tell you is that we have a black bear, a black panther, and a black squirrel."
>"That's actually very helpful Mr. Yax. I think I can work with just three leads."
>"Oh thank you bunny-cop, you don't know how much this means to me man, like...I've been losin' customers left and right. Animals just don't feel safe around here anymore..."
>"I can assure that I will crack the case!" Judy was beginning to head to the door when Yax said
>"You know, if you wanna blend in around here and be undercover and all, you're gonna have to do it naked man"
>Shit
cont.
>>3742809
To be continued in next thread
>>3743083
I will wait patiently writer dude.
