Hunger games thread
>>3718391
Thank you for the thread.
>>3718351
Nope; nor is this New Orleans.
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3718427
Nice to meet you Alfred.
Never heard of America though.
>>3718315
I wouldn't want to sleep with you if you became a super cute girl.
>>3718427
...Huh. Well, that's a new one.
>>3718425
More for me then.
So, Knuckles, why is it you're here? Come to fight in the arena, I suppose?
>>3718465
And I'm Rin Asougi. Nice to meet you, The Hero.
Welcome to Asougi Counseling.
>>3718465
A hero? In what way? Did you save a bunch of people or something?
>>3718342
I'm serious, don't push your luck and don't make me mad either.
>>3718333
>She gets up and moves around you
Ligther, but it's quite hard to move with all of this, how long will it take me to get used to this again?
>>3718372
Are you stupid!? That's just a way of saying I enjoy figthing you stupid! Y-You're gonna die for real!!!
IM GAY
>>3718425
You're called Knuckles?
>>3718426
Nope.
>>3718427
Yeah, that and I might just go insane if I don't get blood soon.
>>3718384
>She points at the clone.
Oh, so that's still your marmot, just in a different body?
How cool..
So could he turn into me, too?
>>3718408
Oh, I don't really, um..
Like to bleed.
>>3718411
But I don't want to!
We're friends now, friends don't hurt friends.
>>3718422
But bugs don't feel pain or think the same as humans! They just act on instinct, it's been proven by science! They don't think!
>>3718427
Oh, um, thanks.
>She wipes off the ketchup with the napkin, but accidentally drips even more ketchup and a pickle onto her lap.
Oops..
>>3718429
T-Terrorist organization? To destroy humanity?
But.. You're not still trying to do that, right? Humanity is a good thing!
>>3718488
Fuck off LF.
>>3718480
Yep, gotta be at my best to protect the Master Emerald, and what better place than arena filled with the strongest fighters?
>>3718495
Yes.
>>3718487
It'll just be another chapter in our love story!
>>3718488
Same
>>3718488
Me likey
>>3718487
I'd give it a game or two of usage before it starts to feel like a second skin again. Are you ready to receive something special?
First 36.
>>3718526
Furry porn
>>3718526
Makoto Nanaya
>>3718505
>>3718518
>>3718520
Hell yeah my yellow niggers.
>>3718505
You tell em
>>3718526
Eruna
>>3718526
Cappy
>Female
>>3718427
>>3718308
Thanks, you too
>>3718426
>>3718425
Internet issues, especially the captchas, they dont load
>>3718526
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3718504
Oh. Wait so when you bled yesterday, you didn't feel good?
>>3718512
It must be fun playing bloody knuckles with you.
>>3718526
Clawdia
>1% battery!
>>3718526
Shalashaska
Hello by the way
>>3718505
Not me you gay retard. I name my iDubbz files and I haven't used him since Homecoming. There's 5 edups or some shit anyway.
>>3718526
Sherruff Barkington
>>3718526
Hatohara
>>3718526
Dave
>>3718526
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3718526
Yuubari
>Sorry it took so long, I was cleaning something up.
>>3718240 (Garnet)
Garnet... Are you actually a big softy?
>>3718297 (Rin)
Nope! Not in the slightest, but it tastes good, plus it's polite to eat some times right?
>>3718308 (Papa Nito)
Y-you mean..?! Dead hours are going to be spooky again?! Oh my! I can't wait!
>>3718526
Yukkuri Suwako
>>3718526
Revolver Kino
>>3718526
Garnet
>>3718425
Whoops. That wasn't meant for you. The gems in me are natural. Much like how I think your fists are.
>>3718426
What a shame. The people here either tend to be extremely rich or extremely poor.
>>3718383
>>3718495
First one was meant for you.
>>3718536
You like minions?
>>3718526
Angel Starr
Enma ai
>>3718551
>idubbz
It's Idubbbz
With 3 bs
>>3718526
Billy Joel as a Dog
>>3718526
Gravelord Nito
>>3718526
Knuckles
>>3718526
King Kaito
>>3718504
>Her mouth umoving again as she talks
Then explain why I have these thoughts if science proves I can't.
>>3718526
B8boat
>>3718526
Darth Vader
>>3718526
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3718308
Yes, yes it is
>>3718562
>tfw I'm probably the only one who gets this reference
>>3718526
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3718526
Rin Asougi
>>3718495
Well, unless you plan on either attempting to take it from me, or working out some other plan of business, you will not be getting my blood.
>>3718512
I see, I see.
Well, if you ever require any information about other tributes, I'd be more than happy to oblige... for a fee.
I have many sources of information.
>>3718526
The United Kingdom
Hello inhabitants of this place. I trust most of you are fairing well?
>>3718526
Bench spotter Gogo
>>3718526
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>3718526
Maria and Harusame
>>3718526
Classy Raven
>>3718577
Enema Ay
>>3718526
Hotaru
>>3718588
It's the GMod Idiot box. I just don't think people care.
>>3718487
Nah, it's okay. Go ahead and kill me if you want. Everyone gets one freebie.
>>3718383
That could have been from someone controlling your mind. It's not as easy to control yourself when someone else is. Who would have guessed it?
>>3718408
You're not going to be eating a dog or a cat, you'll be eating the food they eat!
>>3718426
That's cheating. If you're going to compliment someone, then you have to do it from the bottom of your heart.
>>3718504
Then kill me in a way that's painless!
>>3718526
Natsuki Subaru
>>3718598
ok i'll join you
>cody
>>3718526
Misato
>>3718526
Aussa
>>3718504
>They both nod
Pretty much. And, well, yeah, theoretically, but it sorta...takes a while 'ta do that.
>>3718526
Not dead girl
>>3718526
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3718526
Iida Tenya
>>3718588
Gets what reference? Am I finally famous?
>>3718504
Those days are behind me now, I'm just.... bored. Trying to be more like humans, I guess.
>>3718526
Makina Irisu
>>3718617
Wait, fuck, it's Vinesauce isn't it
>>3718526
Iida Tenya
>>3718617
No it's not you idiot
https://youtu.be/5HfnWns8Gtc
>>3718526
Arima and Takatsuki
>>3718526
The Player
>>3718574
You bet I do.
>>3718549
Trust me, I've tried it. And it didn't end well.
>>3718573
So, what are you then? Cause I'm pretty sure humans don't grow gems out of their hands.
>>3718592
Don't have much money on me, sorry.
And besides, that wouldn't be any fun.
>>3718549
No, I didn't.. Bleeding is never really a good thing!
>>3718584
Because you're not a bug! You're a human-bug beastkin, with thoughts and feelings!
You're different from a bug!
>>3718618
No!
I'm not gonna kill you at all!
>>3718622
>She walks up to the clone and starts curiously petting its hair.
Huh.. Wow.. I wish I could do something like this, that's really cool.
>>3718637
Well that's good! As long as you want to be a good person, then I see no reason we can't be friends!
Your past doesn't mean you can't be a changed person!
>>3718547
I'm afraid I cannot help you there. My co-worker is far better with computers than I am.
>>3718567
I suppose you are correct.
I do not have to eat or drink, but I do so because I enjoy it.
>>3718573
And it is the rich who do not require my services. Perhaps I am in need of a better form of business.
>>3718618
Hmmm...
>Rin thinks long and hard.
I admire your determination?
>>3718660
Yeah, I thought so.
>>3718619
I appreciate the gesture, but I can't accept your offer. I'm terribly sorry, it's just that you probably don't fit the requirements to work as one of my servants.
I can say that for sure.
>>3718684
it's from the guy who made freemans mind
>>3718671
>I pull out my cock, and the tip of it has a one-eyed minion goggle on it.
Mm yeah you want this minion in your mouth big boy??????
>>3718526
Charlotta
>>3718691
I'll take the job!
>>3718595
England? Is that you? You got... Round.
>>3718468
It's one of the most famous countries out there! Not to brag, of course.
>>3718479
You haven't heard the lot of it, dude.
>>3718480
...pff-- I get it.
>>3718486
Yup! During WW2, actually! I was one of the deciding factors of that war!
>>3718495
Oh. That sounds, uh, problematic.
>>3718504
Aiyaa... Here, let me clean you up.
>He wipes the ketchup and the pickles off your lap. Wow, that sounds really wrong.
And... Done! Now you look a bit cleaner!
>Sorry for being away for a while; I had to do something!
>>3718707
What are you a fucking faggot?
>>3718675
>Her face begins to make a clicking noise and her hair moving around
We still feel though. Regardless of what you think you've proven. We still hide and run from things that will kill us.
>>3718675
>It sighs happily, stooping down slightly to make it a little easier
Hehe...it's not something I do too often, though, it's a heckuva strain on energy, really.
>>3718728
Oh, I've heard some strange things, myself, but nothin' quite like that.
>>3718526
Dan the Man
>>3718700
>Freeman's Mind
Fuck I haven't seen that in ages.
But what I remember though is that it was pretty good.
>>3718680
You're not going to ask the question most people do?
>>3718673
You enjoy discovering the strengths and weaknesses of your enemies though battle, then?
I suppose you and I are the same in that aspect.
>>3718728
I suppose that was not a good joke, was it?
Nonetheless, I greet you all the same. How are you doing tonight?
>>3718618
I was controlling my own mind. I'm sure of it. No one else was around me during that time.
>>3718673
Well..
A gem.
>>3718680
Maybe you could open a bar.
>>3718567
I can be both hard and soft.
>>3718526
Lucky Souda
>>3718728
You must be American if you're addressing me simply as "England". As for the nature of my shape, I wouldn't pour much thought into it. It's rather hard to explain.
>>3718675
Then I guess we can't be friends if you're not willing to go by the ritual.
>>3718680
There's no need to force yourself. It only hurts more when you do that.
>>3718759
he finally finished it 2 years ago
Civil protection is... uh he makes them when he feels like it I guess
>>3718526
Lumberjack
>>3718773
... Like ice cream? Haha.
>>3718728
Must be like Empire City.
>>3718771
Great minds think alike.
>>3718773
But that doesn't make any sense!
If you're a gem, them how do you have a body? How can you talk? How can you THINK?
>>3718524
I'm ready for anything! Let's go Let's go!
>>3718618
Fuck that! I'm not killing an innocent just because of that, I'll prolong your suffering instead.
>>3718517
I already like someone else, you're too late.
>>3718773
Are you sure about that? Bishops are tricky people with God-like powers. I haven't even seen anything like them in all the games I've played.
>>3718595
Why do you look like Spagonia's flag?
>sad piano music starts playing
>>3718761
I'm not most people.
By all means, answer whatever question this may be though, if you are alright with it.
>>3718773
I fear I would drain my own inventory if I did something like that.
>Rin chuckles.
It is by no means a bad idea though, but it would get rather boring after some time.
>>3718801
Ah, but that was an honest compliment.
You don't seem like the kind of person to be shot down by a girl you have your eyes on.
>>3718819
Although, your strengths seem a little more...
>Rin's gaze falls to Kunckle's massive... knuckles.
Obvious would be the correct word.
>>3718725
I wish I could employ you...but to be honest I don't. Just the thought of it makes me feel sick.
>>3718820
Is she a qt orange girl?
>>3718526
Ross
>>3718820
That's just as evil as killing me, and yet you're saying that like it's better! What the fuck is wrong inside your tiny brain!?
>>3718748
Well, you better prepare yourself, because this is gonna get weird.
We personifications happen when a country, or any other variation, are formed. We take the appearance of a human to blend in, I guess. Whether we are a micronation or a principality, we definitely exist. As for why? We wouldn't have a clue.
>>3718771
I'm good, miss! How are you doing?
>>3718788
The personification of it, to be precise! Anyway, I've got time, dude. I'd be happy to know why you turned into a ball!
>>3718819
Yep! It's extremely similar to that, with all the buildings and all the cars and stuff!
>>3718856
GODDAMN IT ROSS
>Dan
>>3718844
But I'm cute!
>>3718802
Well, I know who I'm gonna be avafagging.
Once I rewatch the series that is.
>>3718728
>She kinda just sits there staring while you do, accidentally smearing a bit of mustard on your fancy suit without noticing.
Oh, thanks. You're really nice.
>She takes another bite of the burger.
>>3718737
Those're instincts! That's not feeling, and it's not fear! It's the instinct of a bug to survive!
And stop saying "we!" I'm part squirrel, but I don't consider myself one! Just like you shouldn't see yourself as a bug!
You're a person, just like me and everyone else here!
>>3718748
>She reaches around the clone and curiously gropes it, feeding it berries with the other hand.
Woah! It feels so real, it's like there's no difference at all!
>>3718801
I guess we can't!
Because I'm not killing you!
No way!
>>3718856
>pukes
>>3718869
You came to that conclusion after you compared yourself to a pile of garbage?
>>3718873
you want my small ass folder?
>>3718884
>>3718836
Fucking ads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
>>3718728
Oh? I fought in World War 2 as well. What'd you do?
>>3718820
Alright, be careful with this.
>She hands Tenryuu something vaguely similar to the handle of her sword..
It's lightweight and should cut easily through most things. You can adjust the length with the dial on the side. It can reach as far as 20km at most in good conditions. Before you say anything, no it is night a lightsaber, but it's pretty close. Make sure it's off before putting it away, the blade isn't visable so you'll just have to get a feel for it and always remember whether it's on or off. If you need more fuel, come to me.
>>3718867
Who the hell are you? Goddamn yourself.
>>3718874
We are all people hmm?
>>3718888
I did what?
Oh I get it, you had questionable fantasies about me!
>>3718836
That's some good stuff you're playing there, anon!
>>3718843
Except that has happened. It has happened...three times already? I can't really remember.
>>3718843
Nothing wrong with brute strength, but that's not my only quirk, I can glide, climb up walls, and even dig deep underground!
>>3718863
Sounds cool.
>>3718833
I beg your pardon? What on Earth is this Spagonia?
>>3718863
Odd. I thought I was the only embodiment of a nation here. I suppose by the shear number of strange peoples here I shouldn't be surprised.
Different realities perhaps?
>>3718907
>Not* Not night. I keep doing this.
>>3718888
One man's trash is another man's treasure, as they say.
>>3718910
You think he's God?
>>3718863
...Eh. I think I've heard some weirder stuff, myself. Interestin', though.
>>3718874
Hey!
>It clearly doesn't care either way as long as it gets to eat
>>3718874
You're just a coward...chipmunk~
>>3718898
Sure, thanks.
>>3718814
Hard to my enemies. Soft to my friends.
>>3718819
Simply put, what you see now is a projection.
>>3718829
There were no bishops then. You all were cave people.
>>3718843
Just an idea and before I forget...
*a five dollar bill materializes out of her gem*
I feel I should've done that.
I have to bow out for now. If I return, I will host if there isn't one. See ya.
>>3718874
>>3718915
>She bows her head in his presence
>>3718843
The question is normally, you can get drunk? But the answer is no, well.. Sorta, my body registers the presence of alcohol and gives a simulation of being drunk, I have nothing to compare it too though..
>>3718930
>diary entries about Starfire
>>3718960
Who the hell is this?
Did Overlord S2 come out?
>>3718947
I mean like... I could say the same to you.
>>3718924
It's a continent in my world.
You look kinda like it.
>>3718950
Ok.....
That still doesn't explain how a rock can think!
>>3718948
https://mega.nz/#F!jswkiDqL!GGIcLYLm5Au8fjwIR8W_1g
>>3718950
Take the roster of this thread, it will be fine
>>3718915
Yes, we a-
>She turns and sees that you're a massive skeleton, and pauses for a moment.
W-We are. All of us here.
>>3718937
>She keeps feeding and groping it and giggles evilly, peeking over its shoulder at you.
What's wrong?
>>3718947
>She plugs her ears with her fingers and sits down, crossing her legs.
>>3718918
Excuse me, but I don't think we ever exchanged words, so I'm not sure if that's possible.
>>3718930
Ohh? You can take her if you feel like it. I can't find any use for someone like her after all.
>>3718863
I am fine. Drunk, most likely, but fine.
I would be a lot happier if someone was to hire me for my services. Business at Asougi Counseling has been slow recently.
>>3718922
Oh, Subaru...
>Rin puts a comforting hand of Subaru's shoulder.
You can't let them walk over you like that. You've got to be a man.
>>3718923
Pardon, you can glide?
>Rin adjusts her glasses, getting a better look at Knuckles.
You hardly look capable of it...
>>3718950
>Rin smiles, taking the cash.
Your donation warms my heart.
Until you return, Garnet.
>>3718964
Hm. I suppose you will not get the best example from me. I am far too used to alcohol flowing through my body.
>>3718975
She's from season 1, her screen time is mostly in the ova's
Using the wiki to be capable of fleshing anything out.
>>3718907
>Turns the blade on and off several times
I AM BECOME TENRYUU GOD SLAYER EXTRAORDINAIRE. It feels like...I'm carrying a knife but, but better! You're the best Yuubari! I could make you sweet love to your mouth right now, but I like someone else. Still, thank you so much!
>>3718858
I'm just gonna punch you a bit you big baby? I'm not sme crazy woman that will torture you forever and ever. Just stop being an idiot for once!
>>3718850
No, she's a thick librarian who can use magic.
>>3718950
Then you've stumped me. I don't know what could have kept you from walking.
>>3718978
Shut up Ross. I'm trying to get her to kill me.
>>3719003
>he gets super close to your ears
YOU'RE A COWARD, CHIPMUNK!
en do the games start?
>>3719012
Then what's this about me comparing myself to garbage?
>>3719024
Kuga holy shit, why so as sexually aggressive?
>>3718975
>it's one of the maids
>>3718960
Do not mind me Entoma, you may rise.
>>3719003
I am not sure that is entirely true. You yourself are not a human, or are those ears and tail for pretend?
>>3719016
This must be the theme of tonight. I've had multiple people tell me to be a man, but I can't help that I'ma useless shut-in.
>>3719024
Well excuse me for assuming the worst from you. I've had to happen to me before, so I can't just assume someone like you would be peaceful.
>>3718930
Him? God? He's just a lowly anon. Perhaps someone named Dan. I was just trying damn him back that is all.
>>3719027
Are you now a disgusting masochist? Does dying excite you?
You disgust me Subaru.
>>3719003
Regardless of who's in control'a it, it's still my body....
>>3719024
But I'm not a librarian.
>>3719037
They begin when the Aether tempts the hosts into starting a game the minute one drops their guard. I don’t have a potion for that.
>>3719016
Here, let me show you.
>Knuckles jumps up into the air, and starts gliding around, before falling landing onto the ground.
See?
>>3718950
Haha, just don't go easy on me if I turn evil or anything.
>>3719016
You're immune to hangovers? Haha.. How long have you been alive exactly?
>>3718994
Is that so? I don't suppose said nation ruled an empire like mine in the recent past?
>>3719067
It's a ritual for friendship. She has to use her freebie up before I can trust her.
And before you ask, you've already used yours up.
>>3719038
I can assure you that I did no such thing. Maybe the heat isn't doing much good for your health and you started to hallucinate?
>>3719027
>She bats you away from her with her surprisingly powerful tail, with enough strength to send any normal person flying.
>>3719064
Well, no, I'm not human. I'm beastkin. But that doesn't mean I'm not a person. Just like you, o-or your bug-like friend! We're all people!
>>3719068
>She lets go and starts laughing, resuming petting it.
I'm just playing with you, Aussa! No need to get jealous of the clone! Hehe!
>>3719024
I'm glad you appreciate it so much, but please refrain from saying stuff like that so recklessly.
>>3718874
You're welcome, dude!
>He looks at the mustard stain, before wiping it off.
Huh, looks like I'm the one to talk about manners...
>>3718907
Fought the Axis Powers and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. What did you do?
>>3718923
Cool isn't the half of it! We have a huge statue that came from France, fast food restaurants everywhere, and blah blah blah...
>>3718924
Uh-Huh! England in my world can't cook for shit, and has really huge eyebrows! How am I in your world?
>>3718937
Hold on, I found a picture of us all here... Found it!
>
>>3719016
Ah, bad business at the moment, huh? My condolences, miss.
>>3718971
It's not polite to snoop on other people's stuff.
>>3719012
I've got enough on my plate without her. Besides, I'm sure you'll learn to like her.
>>3719067
How do you know he's not?
>>3718997
Thanks dude.
>>3719037
Never. Unless I pick up the roster.... But then again I won't have the time to finish hosting 1 game as I need to go somewhere... AGAIN.
>>3719098
Oh no... I can't kill you again... And besides, you don't have to kill yourself to make friends idiot.
She will just hate you from your constant verbal abuse.
>>3719096
>Personally I snagged Delta and Zeta, but that's just to try and raise an awareness of it again. If things pick up and someone is interested in the silent Delta I'd be willing to hand her off.
>>3719104
..Right, I guess this(>>3718888) never happened.
What t image limits?
>>3719104
If you want to stop her from talking to you, then tell her I'm your favorite.
>>3719113
>he plops down next to you and throws a fit
Wh-why won't you kill me!? I'm basically inviting you here! If you really cared about me you'd do it!
>>3719113
It's more "uncomfortable" than anything else, actually.
>>3719123
...Wow. There's a lotta countries in your world, then...huh.
>>3719050
Who the fuck is Kuga? Shut up, I'm trying to enjoy my new sword.
>>3719066
I'm not a saint or anything, I'm a retired soldier after all but that doesn't mean I'm insane either. Gimme a break.
>>3719077
I know, I'm not talking about you.
>>3719116
You know I'm just playing! Don't take me too seriously. Remind me to buy you dinner tomorrow.
>>3719094
Yep, got a lot of nice food too.
>>3719123
Sounds almost exactly like Empire City. I wonder why?
>>3719066
Do yourself a favor and get out there then.
I'm sure you could handle striking up a conversation with every girl at once.
>>3719087
>Rin watches curiously.
I still don't understand how that quite works, but I suppose you won't be able to surprise me with it in combat now.
>>3719088
Hm. During my first death, we still used swords and leather. I cannot say for certain how long ago that was.
>>3719123
I suppose there's no need for a jack-of-all-trades around here. Everyone seems more than capable of fending for themselves, or have no desire to do so.
>>3719128
Personally even if he exists, god don't have the time to intervene between 2 mortals trying to damn themselves. He would rather do something that he likes.
>>3719096
>whenever more people realize how interesting they are. Enjoy the OVA, they are amusing.
>>3719113
I do not believe you know what "people" defines as, it is a human. Do I look human to you squirrel?
>>3719162
But you're supposed to love me!
>>3719170
...I shouldn't have told you that.
>>3719129
>no problem
>not like I'm using him anymore
>>3719064
Of course lord Ainz.
>>3719113
Instinct can still mean somethings feels. As before when I kept saying we. I was referring to my entire self. My hair is a bug, and many other parts of me as well.
>>3719132
Verbal abuse works for you, so why won't it work for me?
>>3719162
Huh, you don't seem stupid or mentally handicapped to me. Stop trying to lie just to make excuses for your violent behavior.
>>3719170
Encouraging me to become a pervert isn't going to help. I think you're secretly trying to get me to fail just so you can laugh at me, aren't you?
>>3719128
She's not fit to be my servat or a friend, so I can't see that happening...ever.
>>3719134
"This"? What do you mean by "this"? I see...so it's probably something serious. You should consider visiting a hospital.
They will be able to help with your problems.
>>3719151
...Excuse me, but I'm not sure if I know you. Your face is just...too generic.
>>3719162
Is is like a cultural thing? I'm honestly curious
>>3719123
Attacked Wake Island and saved part of the crew of Shouhou. You were the bomber from back then?
>>3719162
I'll keep it in mind. Enjoy, you're gonna want to stay sharp for the future.
>>3719123
You wear sunglasses and act how some would describe as arrogant and abusive of power.
>>3719169
I suppose Britain was destine to rule the waves across different versions of Earth as well. So who are you exactly?
>>3719195
I suppose I can give you some information in return.
>Rin reaches into her coat, and subtly reveals she is carrying a firearm inside one of the pockets.
I'm not as innocent as I may first appear.
>>3719215
I was trying to boost your moral. My apologies.
>>3719216
Generic is better than what I expected!
The name's Natsuki Subaru, and I'm here to help you rid of that girl Eruna. As a man that gets around, I know just how troublesome she can get. Worry not, because it IS possible to get rid of her! All you need to do is tell her I'm better than she is and she'll walk away in defeat! Simple dimple stuff, ain't it?
>>3719237
Name's Knuckles, and you are?
>>3719123
>She swallows her bite.
Um.. Why do you keep calling me "dude?"
>>3719151
I don't kill people unless I have to! There's no reason for it! I know you just come back or whatever, but I don't want to! If you really cared about ME, then you wouldn't make me do something so horrible!
>>3719159
Sorry about that, you're right. I just play that joke on Noel sometimes, and she thinks it's funny.
I think.
>>3719175
No! You don't! But you're a person! What else do you call something that's sentient? Something intelligent, with consciousness, that you can talk to? A person!
We're all people!
>>3719202
S-So.. You're..
.....B-B..
...
Bald underneath that bug!?
>>3719252
Well thanks, at least that levels the playing field.
But to be fair, in the arena we're all around the same strength.
>>3719252
My morale is already at it's fullest!
You're forgetting that this is the man that goes through some serious radio calisthenics every morning. I know what it takes to be blissfully ignorant of the troubles I'm going through.
>>3719266
>he gropes your boob
How about now?
>>3719266
...Seriously?
>>3719132
So its basically a roleplah thread then.
>>3719189
That's the dumbest shit I've hear today! Now I've gotta go slash things somewhere else with my new knife, see ya!
>>3719220
Are you stupid or something? Of course I'm not gonna kiss her, can't you tell when someone is joking around with a friend? Fucking idiot.
>>3719215
I'm violent only inside the battlegrounds, I'll teach you pain when I get the chance.
>Pats your head
See you around.
>>3719233
Got it! Now let me just go back home and blog about this amazing sword. Gimme a call tomorrow!
>Storms out.
>>3719255
I don't remember asking for anyone's assistance, but your idea seems to be slightly outrageous.
>>3719309
Ok that hurt my feelings.
>>3719266
>Her mouth does move but seems to shift slightly
Not exactly. There are reasons I only show my face and hide everything else under my clothes.
>>3719170
That's a large time frame ya'know... Ah, but maybe we can learn a bit more.
>>3719159
That picture doesn't even include Pacific Nations or certain African countries. There's WAY to many to put on a single picture, actually.
>>3719169
Maybe Empire City is a part of my country? It's not unreasonable to assume that, dude.
>>3719170
There's no need for work here, miss. We seem to come here with enough things to let us stay here for a long time, so I guess that's good!
>>3719233
Well, other people did the bombing, but me and the Allies discussed how we were going to take down the Axis.
For some reason they were always stationed on that same goddamn island...
>>3719237
Ah, so nothing changed then. Anyway, how does Russia act? Does he still have complications with Belarus?
>>3719266
It's a habit of mine, actually. I don't know why I say it so much, but it's better than calling you pal, right?
>>3719309
See you later, dude!
H-Hello everyone?
>She waves modestly.
>>3719291
I don't mind the challenge. At the very least, it makes things interesting.
>>3719300
Oh, forget what I said then. You really do seem to have things covered.
>>3719343
Howdy, dude!
kyuuu
>>3719309
N-No thank you, I don't want anything to do with pain...
>>3719326
It works like a charm.
She feeds off your looks and the fact that you're a girl. It's the best chance you have against her.
>>3719342
Hey Alfred! It's been a couple days, how've you been?
>>3719216
Look, I won't make fun of you for making a mistake.
>>3719309
See ya later cutie!
>>3719343
Hiya!
>>3719172
Well, you never know. Maybe he's bored.
>>3719216
Make her fit to be a servant, if not a friend. Shouldn't be that hard to do.
>>3719256
My name is rather long, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But please, for your sake and for the sake of time, just call me Britain.
>>3719342
Did you mean Ukraine? Yes, Russia has become a bit of concern. He's making the Baltic countries rather nervous as well despite their membership in NATO.
>>3719343
Evening.
>>3719266
My, you really do take after a squirrel. I am a lich, girl. Lord Ainz Ooal Gown, but you may call me Ainz. Just never refer to me as something lowly like a human with the word "people" again.
>>3719343
You're too modest!
>>3719345
Ever thus to deadbeats, as I was always told.
>>3719300
>She just looks down at her chest, and then back up at you. She tilts her head, confused.
>>3719301
Yeah, seriously! One time, we were taking a shower together, and I did that to her, and my other friend took a picture! I think I have it around somewhere, uhh...
>She starts digging around in her pockets.
>>3719333
Huh? Are you made out of bugs?
They never bothered me, really. Um, could you do me a favor though, please? Could you stay away from my friend Ramlethal? She's super scared of bugs.
>>3719342
I'd rather you call me, like, "Makoto."
>>3719343
Hey there!
I love your hair!
>>3719339
Perhaps I shall learn more over time.
When my life flashes before my eyes, the moment before I die, it does go by very quickly.
I suppose it has a lot to cover.
>>3719342
It would still be nice, for money's sake. I still have to pay bills for my office.
>>3719343
Hello, and welcome to Asougi Counseling. How may I assist you today, miss?
>>3719386
You seem far too self-confident to be a shut-in.
>>3719342
I used to be a world-wide treasure hunter, so I would know if it was.
>>3719343
What's up?
>>3719345
Yeah, it helps you strategize about your actions.
>>3719374
Nice to meet you Brittan.
So why are you here in the arena anyways?
>>3719215
Who the hell did I verbal abuse though? You should not follow me. I am different most of the time. Do yourself.
>>3719356
Oh no....
>>3719370
A god that feels bored. Apparently he has the power of destroying worlds, seeing people despair and now he's walking amongst mortals. Now that is just fairytale.
>>3719384
You're a person, Ainz.
What would you rather have me call you? I'm not gonna do it, but still, I'm curious.
Probably something like "God," right?
>>3719387
Oh, you're good. You're almost too good at this. I...I don't think I can keep up with you, Makoto. You're too stone cold.
>>3719309
Alright, I'll stop by your place later!
>>3719342
In hindsight, I can't say I really agree with all our country did, so in a way I'm grateful we were defeated, but a lot of decent people had to suffer in the process. I think I also sank one of your New Orleans class cruisers at some point, how many of its crew survived, if you know?
>>3719343
Hello
>>3719342
...Gods. That's just absurd.
>>3719343
>She grins lazily, returning the wave
Heya, lady.
>>3719387
You two must have a strange way'a showing affection.
>>3719396
I chose to be a shut-in. It wasn't a thing that happened because I had to be. I just wanted to be one.
>>3719398
If it isn't broke, don't fix it. I'm trying to implement that here.
>>3719362
Somehow doubt that your instructions would help me right now, because those words sound like a madman's.
>>3719367
Making a mistake? I'm sorry but I think you confused me with your parents. I made no mistake,
but you accusing me of lying so bluntly...That was quite the shock.
>>3719370
You expect me to put effort into trying to recycle garbage when acquiring a diamond is much easier?
>>3719405
I already told you. Those ears must really be for show, call me Ainz, or Lord Ainz. Whichever you prefer squirrel.
>>3719397
I don't see it quite that way.
Compared to what I usually do, however, it is a massive change of pace.
>>3719437
I'm intrigued, but I'll allow sleeping dogs to lie. Hmm. Talking of sleep sure does make me tired.
Perhaps I'll sleep soon.
>>3719451
Somehow I*
>>3719409
I don't really know what that was supposed to do, though.. Noel touches those all the time!
>>3719430
Oh, here's the picture!
>She shows it to you, unaware of the awkward situation she was putting you both into.
We're really good friends, yep!
>>3719462
Um, my name's Makoto, Ainz.
I know what your name is, but if you're not a person, then I dunno what you wanna be.
So all I can do is call you a person.
>>3719451
You know what they say, right? If you want out of something, act like a lunatic. People don't want to associate with those kind of people.
>>3719471
See you when you wake up, Rin! I'll make sure to drink more when you make your way back here!
>>3719305
>What? Well.... Basically it is right now... I can't even pick the roster up because I need to go in an hour.
>>3719437
What? Are you seriously that hard headed right now?
And she's dense and pure, she does not understand a single thing that you are doing right now.
>>3719396
Again, you don't look a day over twenty, haha..
>>3719387
//The image is actually just the shadows of the pleiades, couldn't find a good image of what's beneath her face
Do you understand why I keep saying we feel then?
>>3719471
Oh.
I mean, it's different for me too.
>>3719397
I don't know how exactly I got here to begin with to be frank, I mostly come here for the competition found in the arena, the people here seem like a decent bunch as well unlike the mess back home in Europe.
>>3719398
If a good could be anything, why not bored.
>>3719451
Diamonds are tough to find. You could rehabilitate the supposed trash and increase its value.
>>3719451
First you claimed I compared myself to garbage
Then you said you didn't
Somewhere you made a mistake
>>3719499
I'm not if that's the truth. By the looks of it your fellow peasants are eager to interact with you and you are quite the lunatic.
>>3719485
....I don't even wanna know who took that or why. What's with that mark on her collarbone-y area...?
>>3719364
I've been doing great, dude! How've you been doing?
>>3719374
Russia still freaks out the Baltics, I see. He still has complications with Ukraine with the whole Crimea dispute, but Belarus...
How do you feel about brother-sister marriage, Britain?
>>3719387
Alright then, Makoto! Your wish is my command!
>>3719396
I understand, dude. It's strange how we don't need money at all when we come here...
>>3719397
Well, that completely throws that theory out the window...
>>3719423
I can't remember, dude. It's been such a long time that I forgot, you know?
>>3719430
If you think that's bad, what would happen if all of us were in a meeting? It's kinda amazing how many of us are like family, huh...
>>3719507
Well, I understand, but I don't agree with you!
I can see it your way, but I have my own opinion.. But that's not even important! The important thing is that you EAT PEOPLE!
Thank you all for the conversation, but Asougi Counseling will be closing.
Goodnight, everyone.
>>3719485
Uh...Makoto? That's not really good. When someone touches you there is normally means they have some sort of affection towards you, or you're just a pervert.
In Noel's case, it's probably because she's jealous. Girls with no chest do that sometimes.
>>3719502
Don't you worry one bit Ross, I've got this covered! I'll be her teacher for today!
>>3719514
I see.
I just used a Chaos Emerald to get here.
>>3719552
Good bed
I want to fuck that orange lesbian
>>3719485
A lich.
>he rummages around his inventory and pulls out a few berries
Here Squirrel. Will these win your favor?
>>3719540
In case you haven't noticed, Eruna isn't talking to me. She's scared of me, you know.
>>3719552
Night night!
>>3719462
What are you doing here papa bones? I thought you only posted in erp?
>>3719350
What's your name, Mr. Cowboy? I'm Uriko.
>>3719367
>Waving erratically.
Hello!!!
>>3719374
>Tilting her head with curiosity, sorta like a cat.
A talking ball?
>>3719386
Hello to you too, Mr. Fruit SalesMan.
>>3719387
>She blushes cheerfully.
Aww thanks, Squirrel girl.
>>3719396
No. I'm fine miss, but thank you anyway.
>>3719397
An Echidna? You look so cool!!!
>>3719423
>Waves back.
>>3719430
>She dangles her arms, around her head.
Hello! Miss! What's your name?
>>3719578
same
>>3719549
Wonderful! It's been a very nice weekend so far. Caught up on sleep, sister is in town, got a bunch of alone time today, but there is a mosquito harassing me right now. Bastards are back in force!
>>3719593
I do not know who you are referring to.
>Different Ainz
>>3719532
Both of those take time and effort, yet I would prefer to have a dimond by my side over a polished bag of trash.
>>3719539
You just keep going on with it...Accusing me with something that I wouldn't even think about doing.
That's really unladylike behaviour, even from a mere peasant.
>>3719592
Because of your lunatic nature?
