The One Hundred and Twenty-seventh Classy Games, part deux
A 33% increase over the last one. Brilliant!
>>3717257
First for stopping the shitposting
>>3717172 (hanako)
Must say I agree, but there is something comforting about chaos like in the city.
>>3717220 (alfred)
Hot damn, ain't that something. What's your favorite type of music? You obviously know mine. I would like to make a composition about America.
>>3717234
I was explaining the strengths of hydraulics, what about it?
why are dangans so fucking ugly?
>>3717234
This will be the only warning.
>>3717251
I suppose you won't bring it out if I win then.
>>3717256
Pretty well. She can not wait to make a comeback.
>>3717273
>>3717298
because ur mom
>>3717232
>>3717248
Fucking hell, I thought was over mistaking people...
The doctor has been making quite a few visits recently. Martin is not a fan of this. The Illminati shows its face after a little break. Sunset is definitely a fan of this.
>>3717204 (furry porn)
I've watched skidd livestreams and he literally use the "filler tool" and add a bit of lightnings latter.
Really the post ratio is too speed for me tonight :X
>>3717256
You're too kind, really.
>>3717272
Not happening, but you're free to do so yourself. It'd bring joy to all species inhabiting planet Earth.
>>3717274
I don't know who you are or why I should care as you're probably yet another asinine swine that doesn't need a sliver of my attention so let me break the ice for you. Kill yourself, you're consuming valuable oxygen for me.
Alright, I think things are quiet enough now for me to come back. That was really hurting my ears.. Enhanced hearing and all.
Uh, anybody have any snacks?
.....The birds.....they're singing.
>>3717314
That girl wasn't this talkative last time I saw her... what happened?
>>3717314
I can't remember anything.
>>3717257
F me
>>3717226
>the kicks stops him midair, and he falls down and cups his nads in pain
WHY!?
WY DO YOU KICK THERE!?
>>3717235
That would have been the least harmful thing that has happened to me. I've experienced torture of the highest degree, so smoking would be nothing.
>>3717248
Now you're just rubbing it in my face, aren't you? I want to be alone and have the benefit of feeling loved too.
>>3717251
I don't think you would. Being cute is a gift younger people have, not older woman, and you're nowhere near as funny as some older women I know. You have to go around smacking the butts of young hot guys if you want to be seen as a cute old lady.
>>3717314
Well this is just disappointing. At least they didn't steal my voice.
>>3717325
I have some fleshy meat from a woman I killed earlier.
>>3717309
oh fug
>>3717220
S-so, you act like... the president?
Does your personality... change every four years?
>>3717255
Avoiding responsibility? That sounds like a trait... Not a hobby.
>>3717294
Extremes are always g-good for art... Serene and chaotic, dark and bright.
It's a Feast, albeit a somewhat disappointing one. I am surprised by Garnet's betrayal, though.
>>3717244 (Aussa)
Dude! You have a fear of heights as well? So do I!
Well, unless it comes to planes, then I just conquer it in that moment.
>>3717294
Hm... I'd say rock, maybe? Jazz is a close contender, though.
>>3717325
I have burgers, dude!
>>3717325
What took you so long, squirelly?
>>3717256
I might have a spare body lying around somewhere for you. It's a little exploded and hacked to pieces, but I'm sure you'll fit in it.
You're okay with a female android body, right?
>>3717300
I wouldn't mind doing that. You are a friend, after all.
>>3717338
Should I give it a try? I'm sure I could smack someone's butt hard enough to qualify for the old lady position.
>>3717311
You're too retarded to ever stop making stupid mistakes.
>>3717338
Are you really wonderin' why I'd kick you in th' chestnuts? It's pretty obvious now ain' it? You were 'bout to assault me so I just prevented that from happenin'!
>>3717325
>he hands back the chestnut she gave him
Here.
>>3717338
T-Torture? What are you talking about, you never told me that before!
>>3717348
I don't have time for such things...
>>3717287
On purpose, because it obviously distracted you long enough for me to put a knife against your throat...if that were the case..
>>3717330
>
>>3717348
I did say that was your only warning. Do not begin to cry now.
>>3717347
I guess so...
>>3717300
>Blushes furiously.
H-hey really?! D-don't tease me about this Garnet!... Wait.. You're not one to kid around, but gah..!
>>3717316
You definitely have the unique look of an MC, plus your personality seems well defined!
>>3717359
A-ah but id that happened I'd feel weird.. I-I'm willing to wait for a male one..
There's one more body to toss onto the pile, thanks to Brief's incompetence. Or was it a well-thought out plan?
>>3717348
Oh shit.
>>3717348
Absolutely delicious, thank you.
>>3717377
Grassbird is an abomination
>>3717217
>>3717311
>I was anchorage for like a week last year, played her for one day last week just when Karen got back.
>>3717237
I can sink entire battleships,enemy vessels cruisers and cut through most things with my blade, if my foot doesn't work then my sword will!
>>3717255
...Y-You actually got them!? Fine, a deal is a deal...open your arms.
>>3717238
I'll be fiiiiiine! Besides, someone healed the nasty scar I had under my left eye, I can't see with it but it doesn't look as ugly anymore.
>>3717359
Sure, go and give it a try.
>>3717362
This is the good kind of assault, so don't try to stop it, okay?
>>3717375
I haven't?
I've also died numerous times, and I've also lost the one person that truly cared for me. Pretty pathetic of me, huh?
>>3717383
That's not gonna happen.
>>3717377
Upon further review, perhaps it was Julion that betrayed Garnet. In which case...he deserves his place here.
>>3717382
Maybe I'm just a good actor!
>>3717389
clown sea lion is worse
>>3717340
O-Oh, um, thanks, but I don't really eat.. People!
>>3717349
You do?
What're in them?
I don't really like tomatoes.
>>3717354
Oh, I just had to brush my tail. A hundred strokes on each side!
A-And it's Makoto.
>>3717370
Huh?
No, you keep it! I gave it to you, it's yours!
>>3717347
Hm... Well, when certain things happen, it does! Like, when 9/11 happened, I had a strange disliking of the Middle East!
Wait, you're talking about Trump, huh? He's, uh, a special case.
Kys bolin
>>3717347
Now you're talkin'! You are fairly smart you know. You could be a very good artist or musician with thoughts like that.
>>3717349
Rock? Isn't it that type of music that has next to no instruments, just a guitar or something?
>>3717389
>>3717325
I know mine's sensitive, but it didn't bother me so much. Only really got more'a th'same from earlier, myself.
>>3717349
Can't stand planes, either...or airships. *She shivers* I can't stand bein' off th'ground at all, generally.
>>3717402
I'll take you
>>3717409
That's why firecat is the way to go.
>>3717359
Great. I am doing well so far. Though I might've just jinxed myself.
>>3717338
Hmmm. Can you fuse?
>>3717382
Heh heh heh.
There was peace on the seventh night. Of note: nothing, really.
Okay, who's lucky today? Not the beach ball, that's for sure. Or the chilly one.
>>3717424
D'you have any berries or anything left? I'm starving..
>>3717382
Worst case scenario we can just chop off the ladylike features.
>Rin smiles.
Male androids aren't exactly popular.
>>3717393
Alright. Lead me to a hot guy and let's get started.
>>3717383
Jotaro, don't you cockblock me.
>>3717393
It's not pathetic... but it's sad, yes.
But, you mean you can't die in your homeworld? Like a neverending reincarnation?
>>3717390
You underestimated my power!
>Opens arms
>>3717383
It wasn't nearly thick enough for that. With how many times I've seen this done, I'm beginning to wonder if you people just lose all sense in here.
>>3717390
I don't think that'd make Tatsuta feel any better about it. You remember how upset she was don't you? You're the older one, you should consider acting like it.
>>3717440
That was surprisingly painless.
>>3717428
Better yet. Why don't we just hate worst starter together, That fucking cat.
>>3717430
firecat is too generic. The only good thing it has going is that it evolves into bagheera
>>3717440
OUCH!
>>3717412
Y-Y-You can fight too? I thought you were some sort of mutant stripper Makoto.
What's your endgame girl?
Whoops, luck ran out for one of you...
>>3717440
Geez. This is not the best. Have to get rid of it.
>>3717315
Yea, technically its passable, but if you really want to make the colors pop, adding a gradient overlay only takes a few minutes and makes the colors stand out.
Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVWKECLQhNc
(6:05 if you want to skip the boring stuff)
But yea, the skys the limit when coloring. Lineart, when using maybe a dark purple could make all the difference.
It really is tonight. Also doesnt help that the drive back wore me out a bit..
>>3717393
I ain' goin' to end up with you assaultin' me! Y'know what could even happen in a situation like that?
>>3717390
>N-No, I thought Karen=Kuga this whole time.
>>3717360
I-I'm going to bed before I make another mistake.
>>3717444
>She nods, pulling out a small pouch and tossing them over
Sure thing.
>>3717413
Not just Trump... I m... mean any president.
>>3717420
Th-thanks, but I'm n-not any good at any art, unless y-you're counting cooking as one.
>>3717412
I can't eat it, so you can eat it instead.
>>3717432
I've never found a girl to fuse with before. I doubt I could even find a guy to do it with either.
>>3717445
Let's see here...ah, I found the guy for you!
>>3717420
>>3717450
Yep, I can't really die. That's how they got me with the torture, actually. I never want to feel what it's like to be skinned alive ever again...
Briefly, death.
>>3717458
Damn straight. Cats are a mistake
>>3717412
Ah... but they really are so tasty. You have the plump chewy women, the thin and easy to tear children, and the textures of men's meat.
>>3717432
Believing in jinxes is the first step to being jinxed.
>>3717497
Hm. I don't think he looks my type. Are you sure about this?
>>3717484
Sleep deprivation is an excuse for the weak, you cuckold.
>>3717360
Tell me if you got the wincard.
>>3717500
Bang bang. This will do.
>>3717497
It will happen sometime.
>>3717515
It happened twice in the match I hosted.
>>3717412
Just normal things, like cheese and lettuce. Wanna try one?
>>3717420
Pretty much, yeah. The guitar IS an amazing instrument, though. In fact, I once sang a song that was rock! I had to sing in Japanese, though, for some sort of social experiment for Japan...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww
>>3717424
No one can, dude. No one can.
>>3717493
Well, in that case, yes! My personality changes depending on who's president! Like, say, Bush for example! When he was elected, I wanted to fight Afghanistan for some reason!
>>3717404
Haha, I can't wait to watch then!
>>3717432
W-why are you laughing? T-this isn't funny.. Ah.. I hate it when I get like this..
>>3717445
You can say that again... But that's why I'm so unique!
Huh, and just like that, it's over! But in all honesty, who wouldn't like a free vacation to a faraway place? Maybe not quite under these circumstances, but still...
>>3717452
It was luck...tch
>Embraces and hugs tightly
>>3717456
I know I know! I haven't messed up since I got this scar you know? Believe a bit in your friendlu eyepatch girl.
>>3717484
>are you stooooooooopid!? Just go to bed, good bed.
>>3717476
Hey! It's a nice technique, feels a bit too digital, but it's helpful and add depht easily.
Never read Dreamkeepers, btw, is it good?
And apparently you work quite far away from home, poor furry porn...
>>3717508
The day we let another generic fire cat into out games
>>3717533
I won something?
You make wincards?
>>3717545
>Squeeze!
>>3717543
BOO YAH! Great job, Sunset!
Thanks for hosting, Ravven.
>>3717543
I was doing so well.
Before the celebration, the perfunctory mourning of the dead.
>>3717569
Gee, tell us how you really feel.
>>3717572
And then you died. But it happened to 47 others, so you're not alone.
>>3717471
Mutant h-huh!?
I'm neither of those things! I'd never let anybody see me without my clothes, besides the person I marry..
My what?
>>3717492
>She opens the pouch and raises it to her face, shoveling big cheekfuls of berries into her mouth.
Mm, dhanksh, Awsha!
>>3717497
>She hesitantly takes it and cracks it open between her palms, eating the nut inside.
..You're pretty nice, giving me back a gift for free just because I needed it! I'll pay you back with cup ramen!
>>3717514
Ch-Children!?
You're horrible! Don't talk to me anymore, I don't want anything to do with a cannibal!
>>3717535
Yeah, please!
Just take off the tomatoes, if there are any.
Um, do they have those ring onions? I only like onions when they're chopped up.
>>3717543
>Thanks for hosting through all of the nonsense. Mad respect.
>>3717533
>>3717543
It could have just been people with poor foresight. You seem more than capable of taking this game ho--
...Want some wine?
>>3717539
I suppose so.
>>3717497
I-I don't think I want to hear about that too...
Is there really no way for you to die once and for all? Not that I wish your death, but I'm not sure humans are suitted for immortality... I think it would drive them insane...
>>3717543
Thanks for hosting Raven.
>>3717581
How I really feel?
>>3717493
Cooking is fine as one. I prefer tasting it though.
>chuckles
Well, you don't have to be good for art, cause there ain't a standard for it. Everyone has their own style.
>>3717497
Woah, what's this about Mister?
>>3717535
Huh, Must say I prefer Jazz. Sounds too devoid of instruments.
>It's half past four in the morning and I desperately need sleep, goodnight
>>3717535
That's... the s-strangest thing I've heard t-this week...
>>3717543
Thank you for hosting Raven, congratulations Sunset
>>3717535
Actually, Wynn loves it, she's great with flyin'....
>She shrugs
>>3717583
C'mon, use your hands.... And hey, I'm here 'ta help.
>>3717543
What the............
>>3717539
Hope you like anime!
>>3717543
Jokes on you, I've been needing a good vacation.
Thanks for hosting and grats.
>>3717581
Wait, did I die on my vacation?
>>3717562
Yes and yes.
>>3717605
Ciao
>>3717605
kys Bolin
After mourning, celebration. Nicely done on your second victory, Sunset.
>>3717614
Danke, pal.
>>3717583
But I also eat little things called "Green Biscuits"
>>3717545
I know, and don't get me wrong. You have the most guts of anyone, and that's not a bad thing by itself. You just aren't armed well enough anymore for your equipment to handle it. But with a little bit of work on my part, that might change.
>>3717583
You don't need to do that. I'm happy to help whoever needs it.
>>3717587
Oh, I am insane! Haven't you found that out already?
>>3717515
Yep! He's one handsome dude!
>>3717533
You sure about that? I don't think you're the type to lie, but I don't know if I can fully trust you yet.
>>3717539
Ah. Young love.
>>3717581
I know that. It just terrible that it had to happen like that. Congrats Sunset. Thanks for the event Raven.
>>3717584
I told you. I wouldn't mind a glass.
>>3717631
No problem.
>>3717605
Later.
>>3717543
>>3717625
Congrats, sore-y about your clothes though.
Oh, and thanks for hosting
>>3717583
Hold on, let me check...
>He opens the burger, chucking out the tomatoes and chopping up the onions
Here ya go, dude!
That'll cost ya 78 cents.
>>3717602
Well, we all have different opinions, right?
>>3717605
G'night, dude!
>>3717606
Wynn? Is she a mage like you?
>>3717625
Congrats to Sunset, and thanks for hosting, Raven!
Placements.
Seems I too was afflicted with a mild case of one-kill-itis, along with a side of four/five-kill-itis.
>>3717625
Omedetou Sunset-chan!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3717583
Oh beastkin, yeah whatever.
You're that type of girl. Marrying is a stupid concept only humans do, it's a fucking fiasco.
You'll end up with a spoiled brat and a dead beat husband, if that's the case.
>>3717662
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3717625
Congrats Sunset!
Thanks for hosting Raven!
>>3717605
>Have a good one.
>>3717625
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3717660
Mage, teammate, one'a my best friends, honorary sister.
>She smiles broadly
>>3717617
How do you people keep pointing it out that it was actually me
>>3717625
>>3717591
Thank you for the game, and well done!
>>3717646
I can't just approached someone based on looks. That's unethical.
>>3717653
>Rin smiles, unlocking one of her drawers and unveiling a bottle of red wine. She pours Garnet a glass.
A toast to your almost victory.
>>3717602
I'm just pointing out that you're a handsome man is all. I hope there's nothing wrong with that.
>>3717625
Congratulations Sunset.
Thank you for the game, Raven. It was a pleasure almost winning.
>>3717662
>No kills, just chills. Also, congrats
>>3717662
Thanks for th' game dumdum! Congratulations to th' girly!
>>3717646
I am not. As long as you continue trying, love will find a way.
>>3717681
Cheers.
>>3717584
Haha... Ah, but what kind of whiskey was that? While I'm still in the company's good graces I might as well get you a new bottle.
>>3717610
Do I look like I dislike it? I'm from Japan you know.
>>3717662
Congratulations Sunset!
Thanks for hosting Raven! It was classy and elegant as always!
>>3717681
That's what it takes to be a fun old lady!
Now are you or are you not going to smack his tush?
>>3717646
Heh, I know when you're joking now. Nice try though.
You're very sane for someone who's been skinned alive, in my opinion.
And the stats.
As always, thank you for playing and/or following. If you weren't doing either, thanks for being here anyway. Sunset, your portrait will arrive later tonight, as per usual.
If there is another host chomping at the bit, you may proceed.
>>3717677
It sounds like your team is more organised than mine is... Anyway, what country do you live in? England? Lithuania?
>>3717606
>She looks up from the pouch, bits of berry stuck to her face. She struggles to swallow the big mouthful, but gets it down.
Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess I probably should.. Sorry, I'm just real hungry, haha!
>>3717633
No, it doesn't matter! You kill and eat children! That's not okay, no matter what the reason!
I don't wanna have to beat you up, s-so get away!
>>3717646
Oh.. Well, thanks, Subaru.
I didn't expect you to be that kind of person, honestly.
>>3717660
>She takes the burger in both hands and looks down at it, looking back up at you, tilting her head and flicking her ears.
C-Cents?
>>3717670
Oh, I'm not, uh..
I'm not into boys, so that's okay.
But most of the married people I've met seem pretty happy!
Why're you so against it? Seems nice..
>>3717653
I-I'm not sure if I'd call it that.. I-I mean i don't even know if she does like me..
>>3717605
Good night Hanako! Sweet dreams! Nice meetin' ya.
>>3717625
Congratulations, miss.
>>3717660
Correct about that. Well, nice knowing but I must leave. See ya again later.
>flies straight up in the air
>>3717689
Why thank you, but what ever you are trying to do, don't. I don't know her, and joining up with her would not be good. I must go anyway now. Refer to me when I return.
>flies straight in the air
>>3717722
Raven you're so based, I love you.
>>3717547
Hmm....maybe something like this? More complex, but mixing colors always brings out interesting results. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayluqFK2wUU
Dreamkeepers is something on my very large things to do list. The name alone caught my interest. Might read a few pages tonight if I dont pass out...
Hm? The drive from work isnt bad, just the drive from the beach back home was what got me ;-;
>>3717722
Thanks again, Raven. Always fun playing your games.
>>3717704
Cheers indeed. Better luck next time, to the both of us.
>>3717705
Ah, it was vodka. Far different.
Don't worry about replacing it, I've got plenty of drink money left.
>>3717712
I don't think I can bring myself to do it. He's only average, to be honest.
>>3717625
Congratulations Sunset, and thank you for the game Raven!
>>3717725
Come on now. It isn't that bad. I'm not a human either so it isn't really cannibalism.
>>3717704
Damn, you're good at this motivational thing! I can feel the love swell up inside me from just your words alone! I should be taking lessons from you and your two midgets.
>>3717717
...Yeah, joking...
>>3717725
And why didn't you? I like to think I'm a nice person behind this tough exterior of mine.
>>3717564
>
>>3717637
I couldn't ask for a better support than the dependable Yuubari! So, when do I become fucking invinsible?
>>3717723
The six'a us only rarely come together, but we get along great. I come from neutral lands, myself, not aligned with one'a the big four "tribes" of my world, just some farm.
>>3717725
>She laughs briefly
I appreciate your enthusiasm, anyhow. Ya left just when I was gonna show youth'thing, too.
>>3717740
O-Oh...see you later, magic man.
>>3717755
Well too late, he already left, and there's not another good looking person here. Looks like you've lost out on your nice old lady status.
>Tree roach just comes in through the doorway up along the ceiling and hauls ass straight towards my end of the room
I hate these fucks so much.
>>3717771
hi
>>3717725
I'm me. I love being me, I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with someone else that's not me.
>>3717725
You know, money? The food doesn't cost much, but the boss says that in certain restaurants, tipping in mandatory. Pretty stupid law, to be honest, but it's his decision, I guess...
So, yeah. 78 cents, or at least 80.
>>3717740
See ya later, dude!
>>3717773
Neutral lands? So no one governs it at all? Huh. Strange concept, but I can believe it!
>>3717705
Yeah, I guess, but everyone has their tastes.
I'm going to go to the powder room now. I think they want me on screen tonight.
>>3717791
>Pushes away
Well that's enough. Now you can die happy knowing you have embraced the mighty Tenryuu in your arms.
>>3717790
>Huge ass centipede crawls within inches of my face as I'm laying down
>>3717795
howdy
>>3717731
It always start with uncertainty...
>>3717755
Yep.
*begins drinking it until it's half empty*
Next time will be different.
>>3717762
I am just speaking from experience.
>>3717789
Or maybe you just have a bad eye for attractive men?
>Rin chuckles, going to the fridge.
I hope Mimi doesn't mind if I borrow some of her drinks... It seems I'm out.
>>3717790
Need a gun?
>>3717795
Hello there, Mr. Anon, and welcome to Asougi Counseling. How may I help you today?
>>3717742
Oh yes! I forgot yes, the beach.
You should add "Pandemonium Wizard Village" to your list of things to read, it's a Kemono webcomic (and finished!) I have an archive with the whole thing if you want, but it can be read easily on the net though.
I think you'd like the uniqueness of the artstyle.
Thanks for the video, it will be helpful. As for me, I think I'm going to hit bed. It was quite pleasant tonight.
Bye
>>3717771
You're too kind Tenryuu. Invincibility may not be a possibility, but when I'm done with you, you'll certainly feel like it. Alright, I'm all fired up, let me know when you're ready to try them on.
>>3717758
You're not a..?
Now that I look at you..
A-Are you some kind of bug beastkin?!
>>3717762
Well.. It's not really a tough exterior, more like a, uh.. Don't be offended, but kind of an ignorant exterior? Like I always thought you were someone that only cared about themselves, at first.
I'm glad I was wrong, though.
>>3717773
Oh right! Sorry about that, there were just a lot of people talking, and I had to step out until it got quieter.
But I am still really interested! Could you show me now?
>>3717796
Hehe. I mean, I suppose I can kinda understand where you're coming from, but that's why you marry someone that accepts you for who you are! That way nothing really changes in either of your lives!
>>3717797
I don't know, um.. I don't have any cents, sir.
I have yen, will that do? How much is 80 cents in yen?
>>3717817
>Resists
Nooo!!!!
>>3717823
I've told you before to just slam them to shit you cunt.
>>3717789
>floats behind you
>whispers
She looks good though, I would do her.
>leaves for real this time
>>3717834
...Nice mug
>>3717817
>embraces the Tenryuu
It's fine if you want to kill me now. I've embraces the mighty Ten-tan.
>>3717834
The difference is you're loveable. I've been told I'm as loveable as a cactus, and all my good traits have been done and mastered by my parents, and how I shouldn't even try to surpass them.
Uh.....
Hey.
>>3717850
>Telling me to smash bugs into my carpet
>>3717838
I'll check it out sometime! Thank you for suggesting a lot of interesting things tonight, I'll have to start with them soon!
And have a wonderful sleep, Fyxe!
>>3717797
Unaffiliated, minor regions, not really worth botherin' with, especially considerin' it's so far away from the more expansive of the two.
...An' no, I'm not from that Earth planet, myself.
>>3717845
Maybe I'm better at tunin' it out than you...and sure, if you'd like, it's no trouble at all.
>>3717872
Oh, hey, welcome back, guy.
>>3717865
I saw her first!
>>3717873
Don't you ever pepe me again you little shit. I will fuck you up in your suburbs.
>>3717845
I've got a few bugs. A lot of people are just food though. Some are big and plump, others a small and thin, some are in between. Some are really hairy, and some are spotless.
>the clawed girl walks into the thread with a wicked smile.
>>3717872
Heya!
>>3717834
It's only natural that would be the case.
>>3717872
Welcome to Asougi Counseling. Need anything?
Oh boy
>>3717755
Vodka? Hmm.. I've never had a chance to drink a lot of it, I'm surprised..
>>3717798
Alright, I'll see you later Mr. Dimple!
>>3717834
Ah.. I'm jealous, it seems like I'm always missing her..
>>3717836
Come on now Rin-tan, I know attractive when I see it. No matter what the gender is, I can rate the guy and girl accordingly.
>>3717845
You serious!? I-I didn't know that was the kind of vibe I was giving out! I-I've always tried to put people first when I get the chance!
>>3717852
SHE'S ACTUALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD! IT'S ONE HUGE TRAP!
>>3717897
>Suburbs
I-I can't afford to live in good neighborhoods
>>3717911
Captcha should just go home. It's had too much to drink.
>>3717872
>>3717907
Hello to the both of you degenerates!
>>3717896
Actually, I saw her way before you. She kicked my ass a long time ago.
>>3717847
Sorry lady, just one hug peer life.
>>3717865
>Punches the shit out of you
Why am I always attracting the stupid ones!? I'm too old for this bullshit...
>>3717844
I was born ready. So just tell me the signal and I'll follow you to the operation room! And you better be gentle...
>>3717925
You poor fuck living with the the cunts.
>>3717862
It is. Steven couldn't find any #1 Mom so he just bought this for me.
>>3717865
Why shouldn't you do that?
>>3717872
Looking suspicious.
>>3717908
Heh. You know what I meant.
>>3717921
It is long and difficult but love will find a way.
>>3717925
Fuck off Bolin
>>3717907
Welcome to Asougi Counseling, how may I help you today?
>>3717921
Ah, it's most of what I drink, so I suppose I've grown attached to it.
If you want to bring anything else, by all means, don't let me stop you.
>>3717922
...You swing that way?
>sneaks in thread
>>3717948
>strike witches reaction image
who the fuck you think that is???
>>3717934
It's called Termina, as it were. Only seen a tiny handful'a folks from it here, myself, and I've been the only one in months.
>>3717907
Yo what's up?
>>3717942
She hasn't hit me yet.
She likes me.
>>3717942
We'll see about that!
>>3717934
Hello America! How's your evening?
>>3717942
What's a degenerate?
>>3717950
This isn't the Asoigi Counsel, this is the arena. But you can help me by giving me blood.
>>3717957
I want Nito to sit on my face <3
>>3717948
>Bolin
You have 5 seconds to get out of my face before I kill you
>>3717957
>>3717971
Heya! Nice hair!
>>3717887
How are you?
>>3717898
Hey there little guy, how you doing?
>>3717901
What?
>>3717907
You aren't getting my blood, just so you know.
>>3717908
Nah, I'm good.
Didn't know this place had a counselor though.
>>3717934
What's up?
>>3717938
Knuckles, who are you?
>>3717942
Not a degenerate, but hi.
>>3717947
I try not to be, but everytime I come here someone thinks I'm being fishy.
>>3717943
>his face hurts into a bloody mess
O-One more punch like that and I might actually die for real...
>>3717947
It takes a toll on your emotional state when you're constantly compared to your parents, and then told by many people that I'ma failure to the family. After a while you feel like all you should do is rot away, you know?
>>3717961
Oh
Kys kuckmina
>>3717989
Can you fist my anus
>>3717944
Least I'm not a cuck
I hope a muslim breaks into your house and rapes you
>>3717887
>She sits down cross-legged and watches intently.
Alright, I'm ready!
>>3717905
Y-You're the kind of beastkin that makes people afraid of us and hate us! Why do you hurt people? There's no reason! Humans and people are living, sentient things!
>>3717907
Hi there!
>The bow you'd given her before was now tied around one of her ears, and the scars on her neck were still there.
>>3717922
Hmm.. Maybe you just come off as kind of wacky and aloof, so I just didn't see it at first.
Anyways, it doesn't really matter what I thought of you before, since we're friends now.
>>3717934
Oh, that's not too bad at all! That's like nothing!
>She digs into her pouch and, after a few minutes, counts out 82 yen, giving it to you.
Here!
>>3717938
Hehe, if I could really give my partner the luxury of doing that, that'd be amazing! I'd love that.
I-Is staying at home and eating snacks a bad thing?
>>3717989
I know that, I asked yesterday, don't think I've seen anyone change their minds on their blood.
>>3717942
>>3717943
>>3717974
Oops
>>3717957
I don't even need to use scan magic to hear your clattering.
>>3717950
Not in the slightest. I love girls, but it doesn't take a homosexual to point out a handsome man.
>>3717974
Tch, you know nothing about love, do you? If she hits you it means she likes you!
>>3717976
People who are creepy and gross people. We're all degenerates in a way.
>>3717989
I'm sure you'll prove me right someday.
>>3717947
I would prefer if you won. That was this celebratory wine is going to a good cause.
>>3717949
What a waste...
Next time, you could try the use of a single bullet. That's the best way to deal with pests.
>>3717957
Hello, and welcome to Asougi Counseling.
May I assist you today?
>>3717976
You've walked into my office, so Asougi Counseling it is. As for your request, I do believe I can assist you.
Do you have payment?
>>3717989
That's just the business name. I'm a jack-of-all-trades. Sure I solve problems, but I'm very open as to what sort of problems I get rid of.
>>3717947
Gah..! You're doing this on purpose..!
>>3717950
Good, because now we're drinking buddies, the contract was sealed and the bottle emptied!
>>3717957
>Hug.
Hey papa Nito!
I know you guys are secretly bolin
>>3718015
I'm behind a big gate you little shit and you still are a cuck you cuck.
>>3717989
Pretty good, myself. Glad 'ta see ya took my advice, there.
>>3718016
>Her marmot hops off of her shoulder and hovers nearby as she grips her staff in both hands, a glowing ring of runes surrounding her
Spiritual Earth Art: Kurogane!
>Her familiar then begins to glow brightly enough to obscure it
>>3717943
Oh no, don't worry about that. I'm not changing your old rigging, I created an entirely new one to accommodate everything and function far better. Depending on if and how your *Cough* dimensions*cough* have changed, I might need to make some adjustments, but it should be ready for you to use right now. I must warn you, it's very dangerous, so you shouldn't try anything too extreme until you're used to it and I've briefed you.
>>3717989
Shenlong.
>>3718016
Yeah. That's freeloading, unless you're a mother doing mom things that's okay, I guess.
>>3718016
>Turning her head, her eyes unblinking and her mouth unmoving
Then why can humans walk over bugs without being reprimanded, even going so far as to eat us as well.
>>3717957
Yo, dude! How's life going for ya?
>>3717966
Hm... Sounds strange. How many people live there, if you have a rough estimate?
>>3717976
I've been quite well, thank you! How're you doing?
>>3717989
Not much. How's things been going for you?
>>3718016
Thanks, dude! How's the burger taste?
>>3717989
>>3718016
When did we become friends? I would have remembered a ritual like that, but we never did it!
>>3718032
She didn't hit me because she wants to hug me.
I can tell because of how into it she was.
>>3718046
kys bolin
>>3717957
I guess it is around that time for you guys to come in.
>>3717986
Ain't it? It seems you take good care of yours as well.
>>3717989
Probably with how you are positioned against the wall. But I have been drinking so I'm on higher alert than usual.
>>3717997
...I know this seems fictional but I was also thought to be a mistake.
>>3718034
As did I. I felt bad even having this one cup
*drinks even more of it*
Though that may be my low tolerance.
>>3718038
I don't know what you're talking about~
>>3718070
die
>>3718016
Hello! I see you're putting that bow into some use.
>>3718032
Well atleast we can be degenerates together, right big bro?
>>3718034
Nope, I don't do pavements, such a strange thing to ask for.
>>3718064
I've been lacking in blood, but other than that it's fine.
>>3718070
BOLIN
O
L
I
N
>practically worshipping bolin
>>3718074
Oh yeah, well she was getting all hot and bothered when she was hitting me over and over again!
>>3718084
I think I remember you telling me this long ago. It was because your two midgets fused, right?
>>3718088
That's right, except I don't think you're my sister. You look nothing like me.
>>3718064
On my planet? Heck if I know, I don't even know th'average for the unaffiliated regions, let alone the "tribes" themselves, not to mention the continent as a whole....
>>3718084
I usually brush my hair with my claws, then wash it because my claws are bloody all the time.
>>3718096
Kys bolin
>>3718013
I can fist your face, if that's what you want.
>>3718018
Gee, I wonder why?
>>3718032
You hope so.
>>3718034
I see, but why are you here of all places?
>>3718051
It got most of you guys off my back at least.
>>3718054
Nice to meet you.
>>3718064
I'm waiting for a game.
>>3718067
Are there not any rivers here? I haven't even bothered to check.
>>3718084
I'm just looking around, this place is huge.
If you don't mind me asking, what's with the gems in your palms? You get in an accident?
>>3717981
...You again....
>>3717983
D-DONT YOU THINK ABOUT IT
>>3718023
Not possible!....Well, actually, when you put it that way, your statement is very valid...
>>3718038
Kaito! You will give away my positi-
Well, considering I've been spotted several times, I'll let you have this moment.
>>3718064
America is it? Good to see you again, ancient human. Its around the time for my kind to start coming out of the woodworks!
>>3718084
But of course! You cant have dead hours without Papa Nito!
post friends
please
>>3718133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXDNBBh2QSo
>>3718063
There is no need for you to waste your time trying to explain your motives to a squirrel, Entoma
>>3718136
The noise you make when you walk practically filles the room
>>3718133
yes pls bb, punch me nice a rough like daddy did
>>3718032
To be honest, I was shocked you didn't point out yourself. After all, you've bragged about yourself in such ways before.
>>3718038
That we are.
Tell me, is it true that robots drink oil? Gasoline? Any of the two mixed with alcohol?
I'm just curious.
>>3718084
Hmmm. You aren't supposed to get drunk off wine. Oh well, I think you'll be fine.
>Rin puts the bottle away.
>>3718088
Payments. Money.
That is how I operate.
>>3718133
I brought my business with me. Surprisingly, I have actually completed some jobs for the locals.
>Rin leans back in her chair.
Forgive me, my name is Rin Asougi. May I have yours?
>>3718123
We can both revive after death, that makes us immortal sister and brother, and that also makes that old man our grandpa.
>>3718133
Cause everyone's afraid of being cut.
>>3718149
>>3718123
You shoulda seen how excited she was when we where embracing eachother.
Practically shivering she was.
>>3718136
>taps butt
>>3718051
>She squints her eyes from the bright light and does her best to keep watching, taking in every small detail of the display.
Wooahhh....
>>3718054
>She blushes and presses both palms to her cheeks.
I guess I'd like to be a mom someday.. But with her, I don't know.. Two girls can't have kids, right? So I don't know if that'll ever happen..
>>3718063
Bugs are small! They don't register pain in the same way that humans do!
There're a hundred million, billion bugs in the world, and most of them spread disease or kill people by biting them!
Only bugs like bees actually contribute to anything in the world! That's not an excuse for killing people!
>>3718064
>She takes a bite of it and smiles, talking with her mouth full and a bit of ketchup on her cheek.
Really good! Thank you for the food!
>>3718072
There needs to be a ritual?
>>3718088
Yeah! I like it, it's cute.
How're you doing?
>>3718159
Don't have none of that, only my claws and my clothes, I can kill someone for you if you want.
>>3718171
I'm bloody fine, how's about you? Are you bloody fine too?
>>3718123
You shoulda been there to see how she was for just a normal hug.
>>3717997
You told me you are ready to die, don't touch me without my permission or you will die for real, boy.
>>3717974
See about what? It doesn't matter if you get dubs again. You had enough tenryuu for a lifetime.
>>3718052
>Her "ears" move
Are you calling me fat? You better not be calling me fat, Yuubari. And sure sure, I'll take all the necessary measures to keep myself safe. You're the pro here.
>>3718149
Martin
Shorty
Matsuda
Garnet
Adachi
Ruby
Ringabel
Squid Girl
Hikki
Okarin
Jude
Grimes
Mokou
Hajime
Holo
Spike
Wiggins
Dean
Haruki
Garry
DDD
Parsee
Izaya
Kyoko
Cirno
Kuga
Yuno
Baron
Vampy
Yuno
>>3718150
>I've watched that unironically so many times it should be a crime.
>>3718158
Well, you asked for it.
>Punches your face in
>>3718159
Knuckles.
If it wasn't clear, I'm an echidna.
>>3718162
It's more that blood keeps you alive.
But yeah getting cut isn't fun either, that's why I wear gloves.
>>3718133
Is that really so surprisin'?
>>3718171
>After the light subsides, in the marmot's place stands what appears to be a duplicate of Aussa, though without glasses or staff, and their hands on their hips, sporting a cocky grin
Ta-daaaaa.
>>3718149
Too many to count, so here's waifus
>>3718159
Ah, I wouldn't do that to you. I may think I'm good looking, but I've been told I'm actually scary and somewhat off-putting. I think it has something to do with my eyes, but I'm not sure.
>>3718162
Then it's settled. As your older brother you have to listen to everything I say, okay? No if, ands, or buts about it!
>>3718165
She wanted to sleep with me after she punched me!
>>3718149
Re
Ultron
Parsee
Estelle
Crust
Berns
A few others.
>>3718194
>Yuno in there twice
>I'm not in it
Well screw you too, witch bitch.
>>3718084
T-that's my line! I-I know you are, i-is this really that amusing...?
>>3718136
Yay~! How are you doing today papa Nito? Did you rest well again?
>>3718159
How it works with me is that I have that kind of stuff added to internal tanks while undergoing maintenance, so my food and such never mixes.
>>3718088
I do wonder what your obsession with blood is all about, but I've nothing against it, actually. It reminds me of France's obsession for a lover, actually...
>>3718124
Ah, I understand you now.
I kinda feel rude for asking you all these questions when you haven't asked me that many...
>>3718133
We all are, dude. What's your name, squirt?
>>3718136
Ah, hello again, Sir Nito! How's life been going fot ya?
>>3718171
You're welcome, dude! Although I do wish your manners were a bit better...
>>3718194
i thought you said you were going to sleep?
>>3718192
>Surprise hug
