Zootopia Thread: Comfy Edition
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Thematic Thursdays = strawpoll.me/10574349
>>3693435
and you even got the links.
predplay
I still can't believe Gid Cucks Bonnie anon is fucking dead.
>>3693474
>gote judy
>>3693456
Oh shit, is that for sale?
Finnick
>>3693489
no, I'm holding onto it for sentimental reasons, sorry
Pastor must come to an end
>>3693508
Time for another thrilling episode of "/trash/ literally can't stop jerking off over their date rape drug"
I can't believe Comic Anon is fucking dead
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580006
Let's settle this.
What's all this Pastor stuff? I've been gone a while.
>>3693533
Doesn't Weaver already have a canon gender for Avo and just hasn't revealed it yet?
>>3693435
Wonder what T-Rex does on his days off... comfy couch time or EXTREME DEATH DEFYING SPORTS?! Probably something comfy...
>>3693508
Finnick begrudginly calling Nick daddy while sitting in Nicks lap and shuddering as the bigger fox works his stiff little fennec dick.
>>3693436
>implying otter rape would be unpleasant for anyone but seals
>>3693543
It's just the flavor of the week.
>>3693543
Anti-night howler. Actual effects vary depend on who's writing it: domestication, generic blissed-out suggestiveness, date rate roofie, mind-break, mega-weed, etc.
>>3693533
If avo is determined to be female, is avo gay
>>3693564
That's interesting. I'm guessing there's a lot of content for this now? Because I could see this becoming a fetish.
>>3693553
Read Racist Literature and go around beating up Foxes, Wildcats, Ferrets, and Stoats.
He's kicked the shit out of Marty for years and everyone just assumes Marty deserves it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Reichstagsbrand Chapter 3 is up!
>>3693554
Yes, this makes Daddy very happy.
>>3693589
Oh, you sweet summer child.
There's so very much Pastor content, and it is very much a fetish. Like 1/6 of the thread wants to be pastored.
>>3693120
Damn, VRbun, you're really laying onto me with a fine tipped comb on a bunch of these word choices! But then it's fair and I can take it!
I'm glad that you enjoyed this a lot. This was a one-shot that I really put a lot emotionally into.
As for the reference, I do recommend that you read the Margaret Peterson Haddix's 'Shadow Children' stuff-- because it's pretty excellent.
>>3693533
We don't get to decide that.
>>3693610
Recommend any fics or comics? Maybe some links if you're feeling friendly?
no cute beyond this point
>>3693553
Turns out he's a surprisingly good saxophone player and frequents open-mic bars in his free time
I dug the idea of Nick and Gazelle dating in highschool, so following the attempts to draw teen Gazelle, I decided to give a go to highschool Nick, better known "come back here, you little shit" at the time.
Question to actual drawfriends - how do I improve picrelated? Thanks a lot in advance.
>>3693641
cute
also awoo
>>3693644
Saxy badger sounds super cute actually!
>>3693658
awooo
>>3693658
awooooo
>>3693684
awoo
REMEMBER!
Friends don't let friends get involved in dangerous activities!
Be safe, sane, and consensual!
vintage judy when
So, I'm curious:
What animal in zootopia has the most sought-after cum? Most delicious is a factor, but perhaps there's something to be said for quantity, too.
>>3693521
How efficient does someone carry out actions while on Pastor? Could you turn an officeworker into the Terminator?
>>3692978
I really don't think that's wise. I've never really done drugs before, very strict parents.
>>3693010
I'm sure there are worse scenarios. But yeah, sure, I'll talk to them tomorrow, after work. I think I need to figure out what I'm going to say so I'm not stumbling all over my words.
Later, thread, I need some time alone.
>>3693675
Yeah, "Among The Hidden" is one of the best young-adult type things I've ever read.
I wouldn't have thought of "Theirs & Ours" without that great influence.
i forgot to save the sai file
RIP
>>3693658
>>3693684
>>3693696
>>3693700
Sirs, I'm gonna have to ask you to cease your awooing at once, you're causing a public disturbance
>>3693754
>I need some time alone.
>>3693530
I was just named a Sentinel and a Patron, and now I'm dead... I guess that means I can at least be put into the Saint running?
>>3693623
Vocabulary is super tough, but necessary for writing. Its all about being better!
And I definitely sensed the emotion! You captured quite the impression with your writing!
Never heard of Haddix before, but I'll download Shadow Children now!
>>3693745
That's part of the issue, pastor strips you of all your free.
>>3693754
Best of luck Beaver.
Hope things go well for you, you silly.
All this talk of Pastor, and here I am WAY more interested in reading a ZPD drug lab bust fic than daterape/sex slave fics
>>3693736
I will always be a fan of horsecocks, plus with the quantity thing I feel they would be in high demand for "shower" parties in little Rodentia.
>>3693601
from one writefag to another, when is shilling too much? I feel like I'm spamming if I post my work twice in one day. I'm not telling you not to post, I'm honestly asking, where's the limit? Should I just post until people tell me it's annoying and stop? Or is there a self-imposed cap?
>>3693741
Like pic related? Or do you want that I make another one like this >>3693713
>>3693745
See, the willingness would be there but the capacity would vary.
You tell a wolf to punch through a windshield and he'd have the force to do that from his own inner strength (though it would fuck up his arm).
Ask a weasel, and he'll try but just break his arm, probably, and that's that.
Also, it makes you less intelligent since you can't think of your feet-- it's an obedience thing.
>>3693754
>I really don't think that's wise. I've never really done drugs before, very strict parents.
that is like the exact reason to do drugs
>>3693785
Please don't give me ideas for Savage+Savage, Chapter 2.5. I have enough on my plate as is.
>>3693759
I'm sure Alec won't mind
>>3693800
I'd like a home-made "no awoo" sign, anon
>>3693824
daterape?
>>3693855
Drug bust.
>>3693736
>>3693769
>>3693789
Excuse me? There's being open minded, and then there's the notion that folk actively seek the seminal fluid from a specific species for... reasons?
That honestly seems extremely hard to swallow.
>>3693824
Finish chapter 3 first, damnit Grizz.
>>3693797
I do it once a thread on the day I put out a new chapter, and then down to about once a day for a week after that.
Writing isn't as visible to the thread like art is, so you have to keep shilling to get those views and the even rarer (you)s.
>>3693658
awoooo
>>3693867
No, it's easy to swallow, that's the whole point
>>3693791
This looks like a drawing from Bateman's journal.
>>3693867
Actually, it's relatively easy to swallow, so long as you don't go for a horse's entire load or something.
Next page of Caught is out
>>3693863
a drug bust while under the influence of a daterape drug?
>>3693921
A daterape while under the influence of a drug bust drug?
Wait...
>>3693773
>>3693756
Heh, it's funny, but since your recommendations are mostly technical I'm probably going to actually go ahead and revise 'Theirs And Ours' right now.
I'll put what your read into a Pastebin and add it to the notes on the A03 version.
Only things I guess I'd have to agree to disagree on is... well, first, I do think swinging on a swing and having this swinging back whack you on the neck-- a thing that smarts that sticks in my mind from childhood-- is going to bring you out of your zoned out happy mind. So I want to keep that as it is basically.
Second, with the older female rabbit, I wanted to make it so that he's psychologically kind of adopting her as a mother / big sister. And she's reflexively embracing that role without even questioning it-- basically out of just altruism. That she's that nice.
I'm not sure how to make that more clear, though, without interrupting the short and sweet tone of the piece as is.
>>3693873
you can't tell me what to do, you're not my father
>>3693551
>Doesn't Weaver already have a canon gender for Avo and just hasn't revealed it yet?
I may as well reveal the truth:
Remmy is canon male
Every other Pack Streeter I've introduced so far is female
>>3693867
Everyone has their own tastes, bun. People know what they like to seek out.
Guys... Bernies back...
>>3693918
Hah! I have to say, EWS is really in his wheelhouse with this stuff. Simple humor and cartoony animals suit his style a lot better than big tittied ladies with animal heads.
>>3693853
Like this?
>>3693962
wat
>>3693962
Nooooooo! T-Rexy tell me it ain't so!
>>3693892
>>3693911
Please, guys, you know what I mean. I was kind of asking for it though.
>>3693971
I don't know how you'd even create a culture for such an incredibly narrow topic, and discuss it. Even by our freaky standards.
>>3693989
She's a cop she can't awooo
>>3693962
finally! trans weaver characters!
>>3694011
Everyone has a dark side
>>3693489
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017NSGLY0
>>3693978
I said it once, I'll say it again.
meh. more comic stuff.
>>3694005
Simple. Mammals who like to try everything, such as Gazelle, try everything. Then they compare notes.
>>3693990
that's right it was a harem anime setup all along
>>3693962
I'm... Confused.
Really?
i mean, Avo is a girl which means I guessed right which is pretty cool
but
Charlie? Al? Wolter?
>>3693918
>Can I get a recording
>I was really on my game that day
>>3694037
oh right, well obviously wolter's male
>>3693918
Can anyone edit Judy from the next to last and last panels into a reaction image?
>>3694033
Then they... get the idea to collect semen? What do they do with it? Why collect it?
>>3694051
oh okay
then this is acceptable.
Though it ruins the Big Gay Al meme.
>>3693978
now if only she would go back to making actually funny content
>>3694057
Anon, where did you read about "collecting" it?
We're just talking about whose cum is best cum.
>>3693611
Do you think Nick ever texts Fin when they're not hustling, asking him where he's parked his van? Then as he makes his way over, his messages get more and more explicit, detailing how he wants to run his tongue down Fin's chest and wrap his lips around his knot. They continue up until the point he finally reaches the van, where he's only able to knock on the back doors once before they shoot open and a sweating, needy Finnick grabs his collar and drags him inside. The fennec just standing there glaring at him, his eyes half-lidded with a mix and anger and lust, shorts and underwear scattered on the floor of the van.
naked nick
>The ZPD van rolled up outside the building. It looked like it should've been condemned by now.
>The plan was non-lethal tranq rifles, but the dosage is set for mid to large animals, smaller animals would likely be comatose if they were shot.
>The team got out of the van, the crew consisted of a pointman, two assaulters and a breacher.
>There was no back entrance to the house, so they'd have to go in through the front door.
>The pointman used his camera to look through the lock, it was clear.
>The breacher chambered his breaching slug, the rest of the rounds were bean bags.
>The assaulters took up positions on the side of the door
>The breacher put the barrel of his shotgun to the lock and fired, blowing the lock out and swinging the door open
>>3694011
Anyone can be anything in trash
>>3693951
>Second, with the older female rabbit, I wanted to make it so that he's psychologically kind of adopting her as a mother / big sister. And she's reflexively embracing that role without even questioning it-- basically out of just altruism. That she's that nice.
Ohhhh snap, I did not get that at all!
That makes their interactions make so much more sense in context...
>>3694085
"Sought after" kind of implies you're willing to fuck them just for that, I guess. It's just a really awkward concept.
>>3694005
It's obvious. Like oral? Then there's a whole lot of different kinds of cock out there to explore and taste. Experiment and find your favorite!
>>3694037
All right I'm just fucking with you
What I really meant is that they're all males EXCEPT Remmy and Anneke.
Even Betty.
>>3694005
>fur through eyelids
Christ, man, doesn't that hurt?
>>3694153
I'm okay with this as well.
We still get our Big Gay Al meme, and it guarantees Remmy x Anneke because you don't like gay stuff.
>>3693951
Oh. That makes a lot more sense. It seemed pretty romantic to me and I felt I must've been reading it wrong.
>>3694153
>Reverse trap male harem
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
>>3693989
KEK
>>3694153
Rejoice! Dicks for everyone!
>>3694153
Ah, that makes much more sense.
You know your audience well!
>>3694153
>>3693962
I'm not sure if I believe you. We'll just have to see what happens.
>>3694177
>all males EXCEPT Remmy and Anneke.
Remmy can dick anyone except Anneke, anon.
>>3694177
>Remmy x Anneke
>Both girls
>Not gay
Why isn't there a large Judy plush? The biggest one I've seen is like 15"
>>3694099
This is what I've been wanting. But who is the crew? At least give me species...
Just reposting for the evening crowds opinions.
What sort of extra-curricular activity do you think Calvin should pick up?
>>3694266
safe sex
>>3694266
Judo. Get swole so that Badgerdaddy will respect you.
>>3694266
Obviously low cost dental.
>>3694266
Student Gov! Become a bun that Labjer can respect without breaking any fragile bun bones!
>>3694266
I don't know what SCA is but it has a pic of a sword so that. I hope its larp of some kind...
>>3694266
Honestly, I know that dadger is in judo but even still, I think it would help him build some confidence even if he wasn't there.. If not that, then a nerd such as he would probably wanna play with swords.
>>3694266
Judo. I want to see a bun throw a hippo.
>>3694248
>musk-drunk Femmy
UNF
>>3694317
>Scent stuff of any description
Hnnnn
>>3694266
he should take up badger underwear theft
>>3694293
Society for Creative Animalism.
>>3694153
>even Betty
Nice continuity error, Weaver.
>>3694266
he should get that motorcycle and join a biker gang
or join condom club
in all seriousness, student gov
>>3694331
I think that section, as written, is good, considering I totally missed the context.
If you wanted to be heavy handed, maybe Nick could joke about calling her 'mom', but otherwise it is sweet.
Looking forward to reading the revised edition!
And with that, I'm off to bed, wonderful and magical /ztp/ threads!
I hope you all consider yourselves loved!
>>3694345
Niccccce
>>3694386
Check your privilege
>>3694099
>Five seconds after the door was breached shouting started. Three distinct voices.
>The assaulters moved in, they had a clear line of sight down the hallway. They quickly located the bathroom, after checking if it was clear, one of the assaulters moved in to guard the bathroom in case anyone tried to flush anything.
>The rest of the team made their way quickly and carefully to the next doorway. It was the kitchen as well as the main cooking setup for the lab. There was a sheep, a chemist presumably based on his paint suit and mask, standing unarmed. The pointman swiftly dispatched the sheep.
>The kitchen lead into a dining room, where they found another sheep, this one was armed. But the sheep was caught off guard and the breacher disabled him and cuffed him.
>The assaulter that stayed in the bathroom was waiting in the dark when a weasel in a paint suit and mask ran in.
>The assaulter hit the weasel in the back of the head with the butt of his gun and he went down.
>A successful drug raid with no casualties and enough evidence to put those in the house behind bars for at least 20 years
>>3694386
>you can't see their genitals
DEEP
LORE
>>3694422
>male
>goes by Betty
Look, something's not right here.
>>3694432
PROHIBITION RUINS LIVES
LEGALIZE PASTOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Help! I'm a Fish just ended, up next The Rescuers.
The movie will begin in 10 minutes.
After that we have The Rescuers Down Under and Zootopia
Get comfy and come watch a movie, anons.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3693625
Alright, trying to remember all the fics.
http://pastebin.com/adbWRk6y
http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398
http://pastebin.com/W1Bi0nQV
I know there's another one or two out there, but don't have the links available.
Oh, also this came out before Pastor, but it's along the same themes: http://pastebin.com/rGzzbBBu
>>3694452
>legalize rape drugs
eweposter pls leave
summertime is for tiny clothes
as the temperature gets hotter, the outfits get smaller
>>3694236
Pointman is a tiger, assaulters are two wolves, and the breacher is a jaguar
>>3694463
>somebody else shilled my fic
Today is a good day.
>>3694338
>Femmy's hanging out in the lobby, talking idly with them
>Slowly realizes she's surrounded by strong predatory males
>They're all crowded in so close around her
>Their combined natural scents creating a cloud of musk that hangs heavy around her, a dense fog of pheremones and arousal
>Before she even realizes what she's doing, she's begun stripping off her clothes
>>3693481
can drawfag do this one but mid coitus like in the fic?
>pretty plz
>>3694439
Fuck you buddy
>>3694466
if you criminalize pastor, only criminals will have pastor
education, EFFECTIVE regulation, and the removal of taboos surrounding pastor are the cheapest and most effective ways to ensure public safety
>>3694474
tails are optional
>>3693773
If you're still there I think, since you're now a knight, that you will need a crest
>>3694502
BUT
ISN'T TROUBLE A FAMILY GAME?
>>3694475
>tiger
hot
>wolves
alright
>jaguar
... interesting choice?
ok genderposter prove you're weaver and not some random fag
>>3694498
>removal of taboos surrounding a date rape drug
look
I'm just saying that you're failing to consider the fact that there's a good reason for the taboo around it.
>>3694498
Pastor is a constant threat on college campuses right now, and gaining inroads in almost any social setting. Can we really wait along for a "education" solution to this? A solution that, mind you, probably wouldn't even work?
Criminalize Pastor Now
>>3694529
They all have to be short enough to be effective in tight quarters
Also I couldn't think of more medium sized animals
>>3694485
Nah, you're going into it too fast, instead of stripping, go with
>Femmy looks up at the sound of a sharp clearing of the throat from Betty, before following the wolf's gaze down to where her hand had drifted into her pants
>>3694579
>Femmy is so turned on just by being surrounded with preds she starts touching herself
U N F
>>3694549
They go in fast and hard
>>3694603
Just scratching his wooly balls.
Like us men do.
Because Remmy's a man of course.
>>3694538
people need to know that it is nothing but a tool, that many people use to harm others. Removing the stigma surrounding being a victim and removing the idea that it Wouldn't Happen to Me is important, along with the need to have commonplace dialogue surrounding it. Many people don't know what to think of it, because nobody talks about it, because it's so taboo
>>3694603
>she starts touching herself without even realizing it
That's the real fetish here.
How lewdy can the Judy be?
Nick and Judy discover the joy and thrill of streaking.
>>3694543
a legal pastor trade would put the criminal distributors out of business. the current illegal industry supplies not only to responsible users but to those who would use it for more crime. pulling the rug out of street dealers is the best way to get pastor out of the hands of rapists.
>>3694659
"Oops I'm masturbating all of a sudden"
>>3694631
Have you seen the signs on college campuses?
All they talk about is how it can happen to anybody, and how dangerous it is.
And legalizing it doesn't fix any of those problems, dipshit.
All it does is make it happen to more people.
>>3694659
I do like the idea of Femmy just getting so aroused she starts being slutty unconsciously.
Or any girl for that matter.
>>3694091
Nah, they're just friends.
>>3694684
How does that make sense?
The problem with Pastor is the end users, not the dealers. If everyone can get Pastor freely how the hell does that get it "out of the hands of rapists"?
>>3694685
>"M-my hips are moving on their own!"
>>3694684
But even legal usage could result in abuse by simply commanding the person who took it
>>3694663
I can 1-up you
Threadly shill
Dox Fick chapter 2
As always, let me know what needs fixing/improvement
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/1/Dox-Fick
>>3694612
Bunanon.
I suspect Boney is used to other people shilling his work by this point, plus mine is only tangentially related to the subject, so I didn't expect it to get brought up.
>>3694711
>"I'm not even lesbian but now I'm tribbing with this person!"
>>3694709
a carefully regulated but legal industry is still more lucrative than a criminal one. a regulated industry can require background checks and records kept of purchasers, dissuading crime
>>3694729
I noticed a few typos the last time. Be sure to review it.
>>3694741
But there is a large chance that first time users will use it for rape, seeing it as an easy way to get sex
>>3694741
Are you fucking stupid? Do you think most people, including college students, that use Pastor as a rape drug are fucking registered sex offenders?
Or do you want Madame Zaroshka to peer into her crystal ball with every sale and magically know if there's darkness in someone's heart?
>>3694773
and they'll go to prison, and other would-be rapists realize what a dumbass idea that is. A brief spike in exchange for a long term low
where can i see all the badger and bun comics??? pls linky or u stinky
>>3694794
You're actually arguing in favor of an increased rate of rape so you can get a legal high.
jesus fuck.
Reminder: Calvin would do anything to please his badger.
>>3694432
Bit of a report for the raid
>The chemist sheep suffered minor after effects of the tranquilizer
>The "Muscle" sheep suffered two fractured ribs and a large bruise on his chest
>The chemist weasel suffered a mild concussion
>They are all sentenced to 20 years, no parole, for the production and possession of pastor
>10 gallons of pastor was found, as well as an unregistered firearm.
>>3694813
If you give everyone the ability to rape, it becomes a natural deterrent
>>3694809
http://imgur.com/a/2OpQn
>>3694784
you don't just dole it out it to random college students
you do background checks. you determine exactly how they plan to use it, and with whom. and most importantly, they keep track of purchasers so any rape or missing mammals case has easy mammals of interest
>>3694730
Ah yeah, you inspired me quite a bit with your writing. So you know, that's neat.
>>3694882
>10 gallons
Jesus fuck.
Thank god they were apprehended.
Dose for a normal mammal is a "vial" that can easily spike a drink, right? 10 gallons is a lot of doses.
>>3694794
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT IN ANY WAY FACTOR INTO THE LEGALIZATION?
>Legalizing pastor will get it out of the hands of rapists
>>No it won't, it will make it easier for people who were merely thinking about it to obtain it
>Well, it will allow background checks
>>But most people using it wouldn't have any criminal history
>Okay, but rape would go down.
>>No, rape would go UP.
>Well, maybe it would, but THEN it would go down! Because people would see that rape is illegal, and so they'd stop doing it!
What the fuck??
Again, how does pastor being legalized change ANYTHING? You're saying if someone's arrested for using pastor as a rape drug, people will stop doing that, because they'll see they go to jail for it. Which makes no sense, but even going with it, that happens ALREADY -- people already go to jail for pastor-rape. It doesn't need to be legalized for the effect you're predicting.
>>3694852
consume the flesh of another mammal?
without any ketchup?
>>3694813
you're literally arguing for a high rate of rape so you can get a stable rate of rape
Pastor was a mistake
-- Guy who came up with the name.
Seriously, this is getting uncomfy.
>>3694901
>you don't just dole it out it to random college students
If they pass background checks (who the fuck do you seriously think this is going to stop? Do you really think most date rapists are convicted, registered sex offenders???), and they can give good excuses on how they plan to use it, then by your plan, they should be given some, right?
Or is "goes to college" a reason to prevent sale? How about "doesn't go to college but attends college parties"? How about "goes to non-college parties"?
>>3694930
Really? The in-universe psuedo debate is kind of doing it for me
>>3694913
the main effect of legalising pastor use is that legitimate users don't go to prison
which is a good fucking thing, even if the rape market crashes or whatever the fuck you're saying
>>3693767
I sure hope they don't find that browsing history.
>>3694930
It's been going on for a long time, but giving it a name has made people act like it's cannon or something lately, it's insane.
>>3694901
>Background check
What the fuck is that supposed to find? Do you think these horny college kids have some red flag in their background that's going to stand out?
I seriously want you to answer this, what the fuck do you think a background check will do over something like this?
>Ask them how they plan to use it, and with whom
Yeah, good thing rapists never lie!
>Keep track of purchasers and round them up first
So you want to legalize it, but also treat them as potential criminals for owning it.
This also assumes no resale, no sharing, no theft, no black market, etc.
If it's legal to buy pastor people are going to be selling that shit secondhand to convicts who wouldn't pass anyway, so that's dumb.
>>3694964
>the main effect of legalising pastor use is that legitimate users don't go to prison
So it's more important that people who want to get high stay on the streets than it is that people don't get raped.
>which is a good fucking thing, even if the rape market crashes or whatever the fuck you're saying
No, that's what you/the guy I'm responding to is saying: he's claiming that rape will go up when pastor is legalized, but then people will see "Wait, you go to PRISON for raping people??" and stop doing it!
>>3694909
I imagine that pastor is cooked in a large pot that they put the ingredients into and then heat. I imagine the room would also have to be well ventilated to prevent the cooks gassing themselves
>>3694942
alright, fine, you need a license for possession
for a license you need a clean history and psych evaluation
now your random rapists can't get in
not that random rapists can't get in with prohibition
Hey, guys, so... I did some revisons. If you like /Zoocomfy/ (and you should) while also liking the Zistopia concept (and you should), or even if you don't, please check out this story piece:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
Nick Wilde, deactivated collar and all, living with pastoral rabbits. Thanks a bunch for your support, guys. Please comment, give more nit-picking advice, and the like.
>>3695016
>Instead of meth lab explosions, Pastor lab mishaps just end up with the cooks and dealers lying around hugging each other sleepily
>>3694293
It's organized fighting with foam weapons. It's almost exactly like larping except without the theme. At least that's what it's like here, it might be different in other places. My ex was super into it.
I don't know why we're discussing legalizing drugs when I can't even awoo without the cops breathing down my neck
>>3695038
>Laying there for days until they die of thirst, but in each others arms
>Seriously thinking about legalizing something that's fictionally up there alongside crystal meth.
As a mostly libertarian guy that's probably going to be voting for Gary Johnson in November, I just... seriously...
>>3695012
being raped is bad
being a convicted felon for a victimless crime (possession and personal use) is bad
right now we have both
we could have just one
>>3694901
Nigger that's a lot of fucking work just to ostensibly sell mind break drugs to well meaning perverts that no longer feel that same rush when their master tells them to lick their hoof and need what amounts to BDSM viagra.
>>3695065
What about crimes committed under the influence of pastor
Bunanon here
I bought lingerie today I guess
Red gets home in like 2 or 3 hours or something like that
Gimme a crash course in acting sexy because I... well, placebo or no, whatever they are, half dose has me really, y'know, bothered today.
>>3694724
2lewd4trash
enjoy your ban
I want to go to a sporting event in Zootopia, get drunk as hell, and then get a bunny to take me home to let me fug them
>>3695065
You will get much, much more rape and the only benefit will be a few fucking weirdos who like drugs will get it more easily.
Pastor's not fucking insulin or something, it's not a lifesaving drug.
Excuse me that I don't want to see more people molested and psychologically enslaved just so you can get high.
That of course ignores crimes committed while under pastor's influence.
>>3695064
>when the only argument against is rape
>when using drugs for rape irl is little more than a meme, and only applies to a select few (most notably ethyl alcohol, which isn't going anywere)
>when they don't have an argument against legalizing marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, heroin, lsd (especially lsd jesus christ), shrrooms, etc
>inhales
>>3695085
Have you tried making an effort to twitch your tail and your nose a lot?
Also, consider holding things in your teeth. Like a rose in your teeth. Roses are fantastic. Everyone loves them.
>>3694763
working on it now
>>3695085
>Open legs
>flick bean until wet
>Point crotch at door
>Wait for him to get home
>when he opens the door say "I want you. I NEED you in me."
Boom, knotted before you know it.
>>3695117
Sway your hips when you walk.
>>3695085
Just be yourself, even if yourself is a goofy nervous cutie, Red will think it's sexy because it's you. Just take a breath and relax, cuddle up to him, and just do whatever feels right.
>Judy finds out that Mayor Lionheart bribed the police academy staff into giving her easier questions so she could pass the written exam
Thoughts on how to incorporate this into a story?
>>3694852
my body is ready
>>3695100
The generalization of a bunch of different things as just 'drugs' is absolutely stupid.
There's very little comparison between something like crystal meth and heroin, to which huge numbers of people have died, to something like weed, to which it's hard to even find one single recorded fatality in U.S. and U.K. history.
There probably is a guy that got stoned, was walking around, and got hit on the head by a coconut or some shit. I think that happened to Keith Richards. But then he lived, because Keith Richards.
>>3693656
please my friend keep drawing. i really would like a pic of nick/gazelle.
>>3695085
Wear the lingerie under some clothes.
Act normal for a while.
Claim you're feeling a bit hot, and ask if he minds you getting more comfortable.
Undress, showing them off.
Try to hold on.
>>3695085
Okay bun, listen good; Red likes you for you. The fact that you went out and bought him sexy lingerie is already going to push his buttons in the right way, and also pretty visually telegraphs that you're interested tonight.
As for what you should do; use those fluffy paws, explore his body a bit before you take it further. Smell his body since you like it so much, and make a show of it too for him. Most importantly, take your time; anticipation is maybe the sexiest thing in the world.
>>3695085
>Crash course in acting sexy..
Welp good luck with that.
Just being yourself would be best, that's what red likes after all.
>>3695140
this guy is got the right idea
if you want to give him a surprise
Take one of his big shirts, put in on top and when he ask why are you using it, remove it to reveal lingerie.
>>3695085
BIG
FLUFFY
DEWLAP
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>>3695085
You know what? This is usually where I'd give some big over-wordy speech about the virtues of honesty and all that, but what you're looking at is basically a non-issue. So don't even sweat it!
Remember: he fell in love with you as you are, not some half-imagined pornstar dream of you. He loves you the way you are, and I'm sure that means he's attracted to your cute naivete and awkwardness.
So just be yourself. Be shy if you feel shy, take risks if you're willing. If you meet him in your lingerie blushing and sheepishly (no offense to any ovines) explaining you're not sure how to do this, but willing to try, rather than being some smoky sex god striking poses all the while, he'll be all over you.
Just get yourself in the right mood, dress up with your new clothes, and be the bun he loves already.
And try not to get too nervous thinking about his huge, throbbing cock, and what it's going to be like feeling it stroking between your thighs, prodding lustily at your entrance, and finally slipping inside, slowly, gently, filling you up, overwhelming your senses in the primal, passionate lust you've put off for so long, until you and your lover are collapsed in a sweaty, panting heap of exhaustion and pleasure.
>>3695144
>when this is actually happening as a matter of policy in the real world not due to bribery but because of police staff having to just obey the ideology
>>3695085
>Gimme a crash course in acting sexy because I... well, placebo or no, whatever they are, half dose has me really, y'know, bothered today.
Do you also need us to tell you how to breath? Because you're stinking foxy.
>>3695085
Is our little bunbun finally going to earn her merit badge?
Did some anons end up doing vampire fics?
Stop being lewd you freaks.
>>3695039
Then I vote for that 100%! That has to be adorable!
>>3695085
Does Red have an old band shirt you can wear?
Forget the lingerie and just put that on.
>>3695085
who would have tought. we are close to that.
just be yourself, the fact that you bought something nice to show him will be enough.
>>3695202
>stop being lewd
>As you post evidence of countless sex
>>3695085
try to fuck him
that should probably work
Did she already do the "watch Red put on a show for her" bit? If so I missed her field report from that one.
>>3695204
It would fit with Calvin's supposed interest in Redwall as well.
>>3695144
Are you implying bunnies are dumb and can't pass written exams?
>>3695221
>buy sexy lingerie for special occasion
>"nah just forget it"
c'mon man
get in here rescuers is comf http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3695255
I can just imagine him inviting Labjer to dress up as the Redwall Badger (the one he bought a cock of), while he dresses up as their maid.
>>3695260
>Are you implying the sky is blue and grass is delicious
>>3695012
except rape is ALREADY ILLEGAL.
THAT DOES NOT STOP RAPISTS.
IT JUST GIVES YOU A GREAT RAPE-TOOL THAT WILL CONVINCE YOUR VICTIM NOT TO TURN YOU IN AVAILABLE FOR EASY PURCHASE.
FUCK WHY IS THE THREAD STILL ON THIS HORRIBLE IDEA IT IS ACTIVELY MAKING ME LIKE ZOOTOPIA LESS.
>>3695312
>except rape is ALREADY ILLEGAL.
>THAT DOES NOT STOP RAPISTS.
Right, so why the fuck was that guy arguing "if we legalize pastor there'll be more rape, but then there'll be less, because they'll see they get arrested for it and stop doing it"
>>3693918
These Zootopia comics are literally the best thing he has done.
>>3695117
Wait is that.. Is that actually a thing? The twitchy nose thing? Mine just does that naturally whenever...
oh. I guess I get it.
>>3695196
I don't think I'm ready for that.
>>3695170
>>3695140
>>3695179
Right, right
I'm just psyching myself out, I think. The anticipation is killing me already, both from the nerves and the fact that I am so worked up and those in-depth descriptions are REALLY not helping that fact.
Worst case I get to laugh at the shock on his face when he comes home to see me dressed like this.
>>3695085
Sing "Pea" in your deepest voice.
Like that one anon who sounded like Dick van Dyke.
>>3695354
hope he doesn't stop, for now at least
>>3693656
i'll post a few of the instructional stuff that i consult all the time but these may help at least with nick and judy stuff.
>>3695144
I think Judy'd just re-take the normal exams and ace them.
Like her being valedictorian is a big part of her character and I don't think Bogo would've held back with that information had he possessed it.
>>3695356
huh. Forgot my pic.
Whoops.
Threads Journal is up to date, hopefully properly formatted this time
Let me know if the formatting is off for you
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
>>3695356
Exactly. He'll love whatever you do, and vice-versa, I'm sure. No need to worry you'll do sexy "wrong".
>those in-depth descriptions
Yeah let's stick to images.
>>3695375
>>3693656
and two. i still need to nail down my judy. these two are only for nick and judy but they do follow the same principles of starting out with a circle which you expand out. try studying the movie animals as well as real animals to see how circles would fit over their heads and what to extrapolate from there
>>3695356
images work too i hope
>>3695356
Hmm, well if you really want to surprise him and play up the lingerie, look around for a robe and throw that on. Smooth those ears back, maybe dampen them a little like you just showered. When Red comes home you can be relaxing in that, and then slip it off when he's not paying attention for the big reveal.
>>3695356
Why don't you just masturbate a little before he comes over? It might help you relax a bit.
>>3695344
Because he is justifying his fetish furiously or making fun of the maniacs who want shit like heroin and coke legal.
The fake drug debate was fun for a little while but now it's just anons screaming about make believe shit, which is decidedly uncomfy
>>3694195
Who's the artist?
>>3695394
You sure post about me, buddy, at least in the beginning. Who are you?
>>3695299
I bet you're the same person who keeps saying bunnies are sex-crazed nymphomaniacs
>>3695465
I think it's gotten to the point of real drug arguments
>>3695394
I feel 'meh' about the whole Thread Journal concept.
You should mention though the thing that Pastor conversation are getting more and more into like there being this gigantic connected criminal conspiracy responsible. It's like cocaine in the 1980s in Florida.
Also, mention that ComicAnon had someone greentext romantic and flirty things between him and Anon, and he said that he's going to do a recording of that
>THE
>ABSOLUTE
>MADMAN
>>3695480
oh honey, if you think that's only one person..
i mean, i am, but i'm sure as hell not the only one!
>When you don't have a knot and can't have it swell in the rear of your gay-boy fox.
>>3695479
It doesn't matter who he is. What matters is his plan.
>>3695510
truly, the worst feel
>>3695480
Showing off to males as you exercise making highly eroticitized moves in a highly suggestive outfit is not the best way to protest that sentiment.
>>3695531
How do animals with very different snouts and faces generally actually make out?
>>3694266
Now this is interesting. This thread seems to be very much for the Judo, with the SCA and student gov trailing.
>>3695571
But what is interesting is that the morning crowd was far more interested in Roller Derby, with Judo and the SCA being the minority options
What's the origin of the Zootopia meme phrase "in her wool womb" or "woolly womb" to refer to sheep sex?
>>3695594
>using 2x2 skates ever
4x1 inline masterrace
>>3695571
My opinion hasn't really changed from this morning. Judo will help him build confidence (maybe) and LARPing is closer to his interests.
>>3695570
Carefully and with experimentation.
Usually they lock lips and not much else.
>>3695571
I think the Sca had the most opportunity for funny hijinx but it would kind of make him an even bigger nerd.
>>3695605
W O O L W O M B
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>>3695605
IIRC, people posting about how they want to rehabilitate Bellweather with a good dicking. Further fueled by Weaver's "plush wool mound" posts.
>>3695631
Was there a specific image or something where "in her woolly womb" was used, though? I can't remember.
>>3695397
>>3695450
Look, like I said I'm not sure about actually, you know, taking him.
>>3695422
Maybe I'll do what some other anons were talking about with the shirt. I stole one of his shirts to use as a nightgown a while back but never actually did that...
>>3695430
If I'm not back then...
Well, I'm sure you all understand.
Sorry, I was just getting myself in a fit over nothing. Just nervous.
>>3695394
>tfw when streaming got me a mention.
that's kind of you, anon. Thank you.
makes me smile knowing people enjoy the movie streams
>>3695678
Twitch your tail.
Twitch your nose.
Wear his shirt.
Have the undies underneath be the fancy ones.
Look, he likes you and he'll block his stack completely when he sees all that. Trust us. Trust in yourself.
>>3695678
>Look, like I said I'm not sure about actually, you know, taking him.
That's fine, bun. I'm sure whatever you guys get up to you'll both have fun. Just, as a precaution, you should have lots of lube nearby. Even if you don't get to penetration, you'll be glad you did.
>>3695698
I never post since nobody ever asks but these streams are great anon, keep doing God's work.
What the fuck is pastor?
>>3695729
>that clipping
AUGH
>>3695741
A can of worms that we need to let cool off for awhile
>>3695741
Think of classic movie vampire mind control-- where the guy makes you stare into his eyes and he waves his hands and then you have to do basically anything he says.
Now imagine if little blue liquids that you drink do that, and it's produced by super-organized criminals Grand Theft Auto: Vice City glittery gangland style.
There you are.
>>3695678
Also keep in mind that if you do decide to take him, you don't have to take the knot. In fact you probably shouldn't the first time.
He'd probably appreciate you gently squeezing it for him while he comes though.
>>3695741
a delicious taco
>>3695519
note i'm still relearning how to draw but from what i've found, it comes down to using circles as a building block. i've attached a quick little thing with gazelle.
so what i did was simply find the circles in her head. as you can see there's the main head circle but there's also an ellipse where her snout is. look for the middle line in the main head circle and that's where the eyes are gonna be.
now using these reference points, i can further extrapolate what they may look like to the side and from there i can trace over the working lines to create the arts. i missed the angle of her snout and the bridge of her nose is too indented but this is the first time i drew a gazelle too and with the use of circles
>>3695762
I am a big fan of it but I agree, let's find something else to obsess over for awhile
Like, uh, let's see. Predator musk.. bunny feet.. size difference.. which prey has the softest fur.. any of those work for anyone?
>>3695841
SCENT
STUFF.
>>3695729
Thank you,anon. here have comfy on me.
>>3695841
Why panther ladies are sex gods but are only for snow leopard ladies?
>>3695741
Read here for an explanation: >>3693564
Some fics using it here: >>3694463
It's almost a bingo as well.
>>3695905
The One That Could Be About Anything when?
Pastebin anon here, going to add all the Pastor Fics later
>>3695841
Well, I like the idea of young Gazelle adventures (Which makes her sound like a teenage detective)
Musk is always a big thing.
Sexy mole rats should be important as well.
Things will turn out okay if you make the change. You are in charge!
>>3695905
thanks doc
>>3695931
Oh wow, thanks.
I want to use Pastor as a segue into fabulous anti-drug police work and glittery mafias.
We need fics and pics. Fics and pics of mammals with big sunglasses, bright colored shirts, revved up roadsters, electropop bands playing electronic bleeps and bloops as kids shake it, loads upon loads of guns, briefcases full of case, girls with huge titties, and the like.
Who's with me?
>>3695927
Actually, looking at this now: The weird idea the thread will latch onto for weeks is actually a decent idea we could latch onto for at least one week.
Or even just a random bodyswap, as Nick and Judy awkwardly try to figure out the quirks of eachother's bodies while trying not to let on that they've swapped.
It's anime as fuck, but it's a solid idea.
>>3695931
please remember to immortalize my shame forever, mine dumb paste doesn't usually get listed because i'm nobody: http://pastebin.com/VVhjQKhk
Currently drawing Judy in the ZPD shower. Need reference pics of shower rooms.
>>3695835
you're doing it very good anon keep going, i like your drawings.
>>3695971
Mammal PI when
>>3695931
Can you also add:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6884767
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
Those ones?
>>3695952
Nuggies really are much better than tendies.
>>3695986
Ah sorry. I couldn't remember your fic's name. I knew it was out there.
Many apologies for leaving you off.
>>3695986
Do you have a writefag name? Because I actually enjoyed this one for as short and simple as it was.
You did a good job with the two characters. They were cute, and you managed to make date rape drug comfy.
>>3695986
your fic was comfy af
The Rescuers just finished, it was a lovely movie, up next The Rescuers Down Unde.
The movie will begin in 10 minutes.
After that as always Zootopia to close the night
Get comfy and come watch a movie, anons.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3695997
Give Nick a mustache and presto.
>>3695996
spanks. i think i may just be confident enough to do some requests.
not tonight though, i'm working on some other arts right now but maybe any day now
>>3695835
maybe if is not much o a bother and of course if you have time, you can draw a gazelle/nick pic?
>>3695952
>Temptation
>>3696042
He needs to have the shirts opened up to show off chest fluff, though. Don't forget that.
>>3696050
sure why the hell not! any particular pose or situation?
Hello all. I tried to get the next comic done tonight but I just couldn't do it, so I'll have it up tomorrow or sunday. In the meanwhile have this panel ominously free from context.
Do you guys know if zootopia uses a 12 hour or 24 clock? Or is that localized depending on region?
I STILL WANT THIS
>>3696074
no worries Mead, take your time.
We can wait.
>>3696074
Wouldn't the city administration use military time possibly for like really formal things? That would make sense. So, you'd see it in courthouses and the like as such.
This just in: Bunny Takes The Knot, Refuses To Return It.
More details at 11.
>>3695971
embarrassing 90's Zootopia when?
>>3696110
Bernielover is back, so maybe the Pastebin shouldn't bring up that name at all even?
>>3696126
He should call the cops.
>>3696073
well there's one idea in this thread about gazelle crushin on nick on a very cute but nervous manner.
i don't know maybe gazelle trying her best to talk to him but stuttering because she's nervous.
'MAMMAL PI'
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
WHY IS THIS NOT YET A THING
>>3696074
No problem.
>>3696140
Honestly, I'm going to give her one more chance. She keeps dropping loads of autistic Becca shit and I'm removing her. I don't mind OCs but Becca is too much
>>3696126
Can you blame her?
>>3696110
Not to just pile onto you, but what about: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7215373
Also, thanks a bunch for your service, man.
>>3696146
>Two fractured ribs and a large bruise on his chest
I don't know that the police should get involved
I like taking Bernielover images without text and just using them.
>>3696074
Judy's alarm clock is on 12-hour time.
>>3696217
some of them are good reactions, anon.
Metals here! Speaking of drugs, I'll take now to shill before I vanish for a lil; ZT Vice is about dens of iniquity, lascivious undercover work, and lewds! Also a big overarching conspiracy tying things together in a neat episodic procedural.
Featuring Chapter 3: Cyperus papyrus
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6795109/chapters/15518983
Also looking to write something a little different in the future, so feel free to hit me up with ideas; I'm thinking maybe I should do the spa chapter for Dez and Molly though, or perhaps work something based off the carrot pop image; but if anyone has any suggestions I'm all ears!
>>3696237
>those semi colons
God I must be drunk. Have a good night anons.
>>3696237
SPA
>>3696237
Spa or Carrot Pop sounds brilliant.
>>3696158
no, you're going to take this and like it and maybe i'll add more color to it through the evening since this is my first /trash/ request
Man, I'm actually gonna check out like 3-4 hours earlier than I usually do. Dunno why I'm so tired today.
Sleep well, /ztp/
i liked the bun + badger comics, keep making those :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>3696199
Will add it, no problem.
Place your bets on whether Bunanon is takign the knot tonight!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580924
>>3696443
Sleep tight bunner.
>>3696429
man you really are the best!. thank for making my request come true.
>>3696448
10/10 poll there.
>>3695180
>when anons make shit up on the internet
>>3696448
Thank God this is multiple choice.
>>3696443
Sleep well.
>>3696429
great! someone is making a new pic of that pairing, awesome!
>>3695981
The Weird Idea The Thread Latches Onto For Weeks turned out to be Bounce Houses.
Sooo... What does Bunanon;s lingerie look like?
>>3696562
I think it came from that, but it just refers to how the threads go crazy every so often for some idea.
>>3696509
Where's that clip from? Deleted scene?
>>3696587
10 bucks say she bought the cat lingerie one thinking it was a fox
>>3696593
Indeed it is
>>3696624
She got the wrong bag and ends up with this.
>>3696605
That sounds more likely thank you'd think.
>>3696645
Uhhh.
How do you not suffocate in that?
>>3695197
source of this pic?
>>3696662
My thoughts exactly.
Will be doing some more bun faces tonight, what expressions do you think she'll need?
Already did a bukkaked and o-face one so those are out of the way
>>3696467
>>3696481
>>3696536
color brings out the color of this piece
forgive the proportions
>>3696662
Nose holes.
>>3696446
Great work man
>>3696711
This is the work of god.
>>3696706
>Seductive.
>Disappointment when Red cums prematurely.
>Comforting Red about how it's common for guys,
>Using electric toothbrush in bathroom.
>>3696706
Confused could be useful maybe?
>>3696576
source?
>>3696711
Nice!
>>3695850
Dumbass?
requesting bunny boy pic with him in carrot underwear thanks
>>3696827
>>3696711
fantastic
>>3696835
thanks my boy
>>3696706
Contented, comfy face. Maybe a slight blush. Just overall happy without being lewd or too excited.
Tah dah.
The snow leopard was starting to feel comfy, then she got butt touches, and now she doesn't know how to feel
So, how long would pastor last after a pred is exposed to it? Or is the domestication permanent?
>>3696711
thank you again for doing my request! now with color!
>>3696985
Three hours on average. More or less depending on the dose.
>>3696985
Just like some hours, or so the fics have talked about. Maybe at most like a day.
It occurs to me that a guy literally having a whole vat of it poured on him by accident or something like that could be hot.
>>3697024
Until they forget to drink and just die of dehydration
OP is lies.
This thread wasn't very comfy at all.
>>3696711
man i relly like this picture, but for some reason i imagine gazelle being super beta aroud nick, while he is just a suave motherfucker.
do these threads still explode and implode within the span of a day? I havent been able to NEET properly, lately
>>3696891
Was there a trip report from her watching him jerk off? I know she talked about the "bun's night" but what about the voyeuristic thing that followed?
>>3697035
Yeah, it was an early thing, it shouldn't last that long.
If you want to read things into it, maybe certain wolves with access to Pastor could have been carefully keeping him dosed.
(Or he'd just got addicted to the feeling and was actually better by then, but didn't know it)
>>3697056
i dunno, i would think that nick at that age is still finding himself and learning how to be a suave motherfucker. gotta crawl before you walk
>>3697062
What do you mean?
what are you bros drinking tonight?
>>3697115
Water and diet soda!
>>3697092
fair point, or maybe she's being super beta around him but he's very oblivious or naive to notice her, what about that?
>>3697091
>(Or he'd just got addicted to the feeling and was actually better by then, but didn't know it)
This was a thing very early on and fell by the wayside, which is a shame. I loved the idea of somebody only needing a small dose to prime the pump and let loose their inner slut, then giving in to it because they think they're not in control and blameless.
>>3696711
>Implying that after the Scout Incident Nick wouldn't have been the cool edgy loner type that can only be admired from afar because he's a mess inside and keeps people away
>>3697115
trash
>>3697193
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Who the fuck drinks Four Loko? Black Cherry is a good flavor, that said, but... Ugh.
>>3697115
Flat sparkling water
>>3697115
The 1.25L for 99c bargain sale.
>>3697193
well NOW my own vomit
black cherry?
>>3697115
BOTTOMS UP CUNTS
>>3697115
>>3697193
>>3697222
Welp, I guess this is /soc/, now.
>>3697263
ill get wasted and watch zootopia for the 56th time
>>3697115
Brotein of course
Which character's feet smell the best?
>>3697193
Those your chesticles?
>>3697115
cheers mate
>>3697319
>we've had literally hundreds of posts about gay RP in the past 24 hours, we're not hurting anything.
Is it really necessary to defend one poor thing by pointing to another poor thing? That's just a few recurring posters being very... eager.
It's literally /soc/posting because most of these are just saved/reposted from /soc/ by the same person anyway. It's like a very milquetoast "raid"
>>3697388
I thought that was apparent.
>>3697080
should be in the imgur
https://imgur.com/a/BZjW2
>>3697366
The only thing poor about having hundreds of posts about gay RP is that we could have thousands.
>>3697263
You almost remind me of Adam from YMS
>>3697416
Well they hardly bother me. Just saying it's a weak attitude to have.
>>3697100
i would open these threads and walk away for like 30 minutes and there'd be 50 new posts, just that within half a day we'd hit bump limit too
judging by the replies from your post to this one, looks like its still pretty fast
>>3697454
Oh yeah, but it only takes a few minutes to catch up. For me at least. Still a little much.
there honestly should just be a board for this faggotry, or a fur board in general, last general I saw here hit 900 posts. More activity here than in a lot of boards entirely
>>3697470
>or a fur board in general
There used to be one
>>3697470
Isn't this board that board?
maybe i'll contribute some original content to this thread. here's some linework for another zootopia 2186 pic i'm doing
>>3697470
This is the board for that kind of thing, anon.
>>3697412
Nope. Nothing in there about actually having watched Red jerk off.
The second to last post is her talking about wanting to do it, the last one is about inhibitors and makes no mention of the deed.
Boo.
>>3697489
There is one, we're posting on it.
>>3697319
At least the RP tries to remain relevant to the topic of this thread.
You're literally just posting pictures of drinks.
>>3697500
Lookin' good, Fanart. Can't wait to see the shading.
>>3697366
>That's just a few recurring posters being very... taking over the thread.
Fixed it for you.
Seems like Judo was the winner, so have this quick little sketch of these two dorks in a rare moment of actual healthy interaction. Well, I looks like it at least
>>3697500
Requesting Miami Vice / Magnum PI style Zootopian police images.
>>3697190
sounds cool, and for that behavior gazelle thinks he's so cool and atractive to the point that she can't think in someone else.
>>3697593
Have him also join the student government and try to talk about pred/prey relations and stuff.
>>3697593
Awwwww, I wanted to see him rolling with the girls...
>>3697613
what like this?
>>3697640
Fanart, pls. Post the big one.
>>3697593
>Well, I looks like it at least
I hope so.
Ugh, Calvin please just have some healthy recreational activities.
The Rescuers Down Under is done, up next to close the night is Zootopia.
The movie will begin in 10 minutes.
Get comfy and come watch a movie, anons.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3696443
sleep tight bunner!
>tfw can never boop sloth nose
I want all /soc/ faggots to stop posting selfies and leave.
Finally home from work.
Public Service Announcement: If you go to a restaurant with tons of people and ask for separate checks, don't fucking give the server cash and ask for fucking change on each check.
>>3697616
what about like pic related, where their relationship is more a la romeo and juliet.
Reminder that Nick is best fox.
All other foxes are false prophets and those that like them are heathens unworthy of redemption
Don't you love it when your days goes from great to shitty in less then minutes.
Why are people posting their faces?
>>3697838
>filenames
They aren't. Somebody got themselves a "faces of /soc/" .rar and was posting from it.
>>3697593
Hours later, Calvin is going to look up what Growlagher's shirt means and it's going to hit him like a ton of bricks.
>>3697884
Ya got that ZPD drug raid thing someone did tho
>>3697798
But?.....like?.....????......isn't?......it? your?......like?.......job?.........to give customer service. I mean the customer is always right : ^)
>>3697593
>healthy interaction
>implying cal spent more than 2 seconds not trying to figure out how to "accidently" envelop growlagher's dick
>>3697884
>exactly 7 'faces of ZTG' posts
literally not even what happened
Post your rarest Nick pics
>>3697911
...you realize to context of your post, right? That pic?
>>3697629
Maybe this will tide you over, sweet anon.
>>3697936
Yes, and I hold zero regret.
>>3697932
Imagine the cock that that mouth could accommodate.
>>3697911
What I don't understand is, if you're all paying cash, why the fuck wouldn't you just pay it all on one check and have everyone throw in money?
The worst is when they say they're in a rush, but still need separate checks, still pay in cash, and still want change back. Then they get pissy when it takes me a while to get everything sorted.
That shit takes a fucking while. I'm not carrying a goddamn register around on me. Don't expect me to be able to get all that shit done in less than ten minutes.
On a related note, if you know you're getting separate checks, PLEASE tell the server BEFORE ordering anything.
>>3697671
This is mesmerizing.
>>3697954
so is calvin gay, bi, or just emotionally fucked up?
Man, being drink makes me so horny. That sloshed fox comic where Nick talks about frisky dick really resonates with me.
>>3697954
Yes
Yes it would.
CALVINxQT3.14 TRASH PANDA 4 LYFE
>>3697802
boy poor nick he had a nice gal that cares for him and then this shit about her parents happens.
>>3697978
Being any of those doesn't prevent sweet raccoon hunnies from checking out the bunny butt
>>3697968
>>3697954
So Calvin confirmed bi? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>3697999
Well hey, that's some proof for ya. I'm sloshed myself apparently.
>>3697999
>Sometimes groups don't know till it's too late.
That's fine I suppose, but they need to understand understand that if they don't tell them beforehand it's likely going to take a LOT longer to get all those checks sorted. Especially if the server doesn't ring everything in by guest number. I do, but I can guarantee most servers don't.
>>3698029
>>3698037
That's always fun. Whats the occasion anon?
>>3698038
Oh of course I've been in your shoes and in the groups shoes before. Unless your service was shit (and i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt) then they were just extreme dick heads. Fuck them,
>>3698081
Search your heart. Only then will you know what to ree at. The ree comes from within.
>>3697911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN60yFjO-g
>>3698112
she a good trash panda
she dindu nuffin
she gonna go to dump, get a degree in garbage
>>3698088
>That's always fun. Whats the occasion anon?
I didn't get the job I was going for but I did get a new freelance contact. A little bittersweet but not exactly sad drinking either.
>>3694490
Whats the name of the fic?
>>3698117
Can't believe it has been two years.
>>3696074
Nooooo Mead!
Muh feels
>>3697954
ONE DAY
Page 9, but just 156 images. Not a lot of pictures today, huh?
>>3698193
I've only seen his stuff he's done with the TGWTG and Channel Awesome crews, such as the anniversary specials. He was easily the funniest person of the entire group.
I laugh every time I watch Kickassia (I think) and there's those like three or four shots of him just smiling and saying "I LIKE IT!"
>>3698117
I knew where it's from. You had to post it. What does that say about you?
>>3698146
Best kind. I remember I once was caught in traffic. Interviewing place wouldn't take my calls as I was stuck in traffic. Got there like 15 minutes late and they wouldn't even talk to me. Went home had a double shot of vodka just for my buddies to roll up to the house for a gym sesh. BEST WORK OUT OF MY LIFE.
>>3698171
http://pastebin.com/BRwvue8M
>>3698269
I just wanted you to feel bad for posting that comic. Did it work?
>>3698231
Here's an image for you
>>3698231
I'd say around 60% of the pictures posted here these days are just reposts anyways.
Like this one.
>>3698226
One day what, anon? Enlighten me
>>3698394
One day Calvin and Martina will have a nice time together and mutually help each other get over their respective hangups about certain things.
>>3697954
She needs topless skinship cuddling with Calvin. Body-to-body contact, lots of intimacy. Bune will be all right in no time.
>>3697671
I actually prefer the one with text.
>>3698448
>wraps her tail around him too
>studying class notes reading each other's shoulders
>leaning their heads together
>>3698272
>someone other than me keeps shilling my fic
By the way almost done with the aftermath, I'd guess it would be done by tomorrow evening.
Whoa Black Betty
Slam The Ram
Ladies and Gentleman, it is done
http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
The major Pastebin update, courtesy of me Pastebin Anon introducing the brand new Pastor section is here. Anytime you want a Pastor fic added let me know.
I also added some new general fics as well.
>>3698578
You are truly awesome Pastebin anon!
>>3697911
source of pic?
>>3698612
Obviously it's from a comic where Nick's shaving his pubes. And Judy's really upset because she likes the foxbush.
>>3698541
Have any of you considered that maybe Betty's married? We don't even know how old she is. She could have a decade on Remmy or more. We don't know!
Maybe she has a boyfriend. Maybe she's a lesbian. Maybe she's not even into prey. Maybe she IS, but she's just not into Remmy!
You guys are jumping through a LOT of hoops to assume, let alone ship, Remmy x Betty.
>>3698578
Cool.
>>3698626
It's the catcalling him.
It's kind of shitty to offer sex to someone else if you're already in an exclusive relationship.
>>3698626
She was literally catcalling him m8.
>>3698578
Are any and all fanfics open for inclusion in the pastebin?
>>3698625
link?
Do we not all agree on one, central thing?
SOMEBODY out on Pack Street, whomever it is, just needs to go and SLAM THE LAMB
>>3698645
Yep
>>3698645
Yes they are.
>>3698530
you wrote it? the way Stu reacted was so-so, but it was still a nice read anon
>>3698272
you're the best, anon :3
>>3698714
She catcalled him again in the first comic, anon.
Rejoice. BL is coming back! With more comissions and more becca
>>3698703
So-so how? Not enough anger?
>>3698578
I would appreciate the inclusion of this Pack Street fic, titled "Carnivore", about lone sheep and Bug Burga enthusiast Remmy Cormo's first week in a predator heavy neighborhood
http://pastebin.com/t0LNucpV
Thanks in advance, pastebin anon
>>3698727
I never said she didn't. But it too was clearly done just to mess with him, not a literal "hey bb let's fug ;)" catcall.
>>3698714
She was catcalling him to get a reaction, AND she actually wants to claim him as her little fluffball, semi-secretly.
>>3698737
well, yes, he seemed way too collected, Bonnie's reaction was more believable
>>3698730
M-maybe it won't be shit...
Obligatory.
Why aren't you out there searching for your Judy or Nick?
>>3698777
Trips confirm: Betty doesn't actually want to slam the ram.
>>3698784
Clearly the best character. She's fucked the bune.
>>3698821
Only if it focuses on becca. (Read: Only if it avoids becca)
>>3698832
Because I'm too much of a broken mess and I'd feel bad about exposing such shittiness to another person.
>>3698832
Because Furry Talking Animals dont exist in the real world.
Well... except maybe David Cameron :<)
>>3698863
God she's such a Mary Sue it fucking burns.
>>3698863
10/10 would bait again
>>3698863
...that seems legitimately abusive.
>What?! Someone expressed interest in you?!
>I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU FOR THIS
>>3698832
Too busy with video games and procrastinating on practicing pretty lines..
>>3698896
Still a few steps below My Immortal.
>>3698900
Thanks.
>>3698901
>Not knowing of the wolves Alpha/Beta BDSM Relationship
It was one of the bright spots..
>>3698863
I just realized she's like, twice the size of a wolf.
Hyenas are NOT aht big irl, are they? They always look comparable in size on TV...
Wait, I'm retarded. I foget she had a rabbit in her comic that was like 6 feet tall and muscley.
>>3698928
That's what I mean. It doesn't seem like a healthy BDSM relationship. That sounds like 50 Shades-style BDSM; ie physical abuse. That looks like actual fear.
>>3698863
>>3698928
Do I need to dump the Becca Response comic again?
>>3698941
This one?
>>3698962
True, but it did have some bright spots here and there.
>>3698970
Please do I wasn't here for the actual happening.
>>3698928
That's a little too weird for me.
>>3698992
Fine, fuck it
Second one.
>>3698992
No, the big fucking crocodile dundee rabbit that came t train them or some such at the ZPD. She dned up having a dream about him.
>>3698416
Well, who knows? Maybe if she's not an insufferable dickhead like her brother, it will work out.
>>3699031
Fourth
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, thread Pastebin anon, you around? I wanted to mention something:
1. "Having the Bun" is marked as a Pastor fic. But it's just plain ol' pred-on-prey love with no drugs or anything and should be with the other stories.
2. "Sad Nick" is mentioned twice.
3. "The Police Saga" is mentioned twice.
>>3698873
This desu fampai
>>3699040
Fifth, and my personal favorite
Writeyote here. I am officially shilling my first fic. It still has some grammar flaws but I feel it's somewhat completeish. So please give me your input so I can make better and solve all the grammar mistakes.
http://pastebin.com/mnPqr3es
>>3699039
Please, please, please do alternates where she's just Marty all femme-ed up and actually cute from crossdressing with wig, corset, etc.
I still want this to be canon.
>>3699060
And end.
>>3698962
but real wolves beat the shit out of each other so.
so its fine.
god what an ugly comic.
>>3698873
>>3699058
Odds are high that you are unconsciously selling yourself short, anon. And besides, even if you were bad, I guarantee you there's far worse people who manage to get something.
Many people out there would love to be in a relationship with you, regardless of how you see yourself. They can make their own decisions and consciously would choose you, warts and all, so your fear is irrational, a cognitive bias which you have to disregard. So long as you don't put on a facade and mislead them, you're golden.
>>3699039
>filename
DELET
DEPOR
DESTRO
>>3699108
Thanks man I've had such a shitty day.
>>3699101
I'm glad you read the filenames anon. That is where I put my best jokes and most devastating truths
>>3697193
ANON, NO.
>>3699039
>filename
Make it big, I don't wanna limp away from this trainwreck when it happens.
>>3699039
For real though,
>>3699116
Anytime man.
>>3699076
T H I S
H
I
S
>>3699165
It was actually a good day until 10 when everything went to shit and now I can't sleep. Well serves me right for being optimistic.
>>3699189
Eh if its not too much poking what happened?
>Page 10
>187 images
The end times are here.
>>3699251
>91 posters
Cool it, Doomsayer.
>>3699251
we're still hitting 700-800 replies m8, just less OC coming in.
>>3699224
Well the day start great. Got work done and my dnd campaign is coming together at long last. Then I hung out with my friends and went to a comedy thing. Then when I get home turns out somebody I trusted had been lying to me AGAIN. (And before you ask no it's not a gf I'm single.) I fucking trust him for so long after everything he has done but no he has to fuck up over and over. This time he went out of way to fuck betray me. So anyway could you please read my fic that I just shilled because I guess you guys are my only real friends.
>>3699276
>>3699301
repent (and shit post)
>>3699039
NOW KISS
>>3699317
It has a great start man. I gotta ask though, is the intentional lobbing of praise on Judy's police work relevant due to the nature? Either way I can't wait to read more.
>>3699317
On a side. Sorry people are shit man, shit sucks.
>>3699464
Aside from a little to much hero praise no seems like a great start. Those help but be careful they can fuck you up too.
>>3699483
I'd much, much rather she be his girlbro than anything.
There was an anon two days ago that said he was going to upload zootooia delete scenes to mega upload. Did I miss it?
And now for a intensely self indulgent picture before bed.
Read Kill Six Billion Demons, it's fucking rad http://killsixbilliondemons.com/
>>3699510
Didn't I answer this question yesterday? Just search the archive for terms like "mega.co.nz" or "mega.nz".
>>3699503
Was the dioluge good though? If I made it more clear that it was from judy's point of view would the praise work? Because that's what I'm going for.
>>3699543
Oh shit maybe I missed your reply. Alright Ill check thanks
I have an idea for a fic that I might start working on- basically, the universe is anti-WildeHopps. Nick and Judy are mutually interested in each other, but every attempt they make to confess/get together is met with disaster.
I have two ways I think I could take this:
>Trying to be humorous, but keeping things grounded and including sweet moments
>Going as over the top as possible
Anyone really feel like seeing one of these over the other?
>>3699558
Yeah then it makes sense if it's Judys P.O.V. The dialogue was good. The formatting could be better but I'll chalk that up to Pastebin being fucking awful.
>>3699627
Why not use over-the-top humor interspersed with the occasional cute moment?
>>3699637
Nah I just suck at formatting.
>>3699681
Fair enough then!
>>3699662
I guess the real question is
>Relatively grounded
or
>Over the top
Both would have cute moments, but the more grounded ideas I have would probably allow for more of them overall.
>>3699745
Grounded, then. Cute>funny.
>>3699790
I'm confused as to what exactly is going on in this picture.
>>3699627
YES
>>3699860
Its a strip
>>3698578
I need some NickxJudyxPastor fics
>>3699627
over the top humor + sweet diabetes
>>3699875
Nope, still confused.
Maybe I'm just retarded.
>>3700009
it's the middle of a comic strip, you dont have the context to complete the story. So maybe
>>3700048
Oh, that's what you meant by strip.
Yeah I guess I'm retarded.
tonight's a bit slow, innit?
>>3699100
There are people who care, but they also don't know the depths of how awful I am, and I couldn't really ever bear to expose them.
>>3700204
Friday night. Lots of schools graduated recently. All the sane people with lives are out drinking at parties.
>>3700231
That's true. Lucky for me I have no life outside video games and these threads.(Please send help)
Im gonna jump threads k?
Ciao
>new thread before image limit
its all ogre
