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No
B u m p
>>3690304
What virus? The stupidity that claims everyone here's minds?
>>3690305
>kek
What was that? I couldn't hear you, buddy.
>>3690320
What...? I mean, whatever! Why are you here? I haven't seen you in MONTHS.
>>3690342
>it'd be 11/10 if I wasn't so headcannony
Poor Deano.
I didn't even rig this and he still dies in the BB. Maybe it's the weight of the belt pulling him down.
>>3690352
Oka..ay.. Um..
D-Do you have any band-aids?
>>3690386
I thought you were a hardware sort of person though, like you build tanks, I didn't think you'd be into coding and stuff.
So you programmed her AI?
>>3690393
Say squirrel!
>>3690283
>Pounds the flower
>>3690304
Is that it ? Is that all the Sickness is ? Look at Ambrose, look at that pathetic worm succumbing to that baby's first malady while this shitty sickness can't even come close to affect my godly genes.
Seth Rollins: 0:25
Dean Ambrose: 0.
Sit back and observe how a real man does it, Dean.
>>3690381
Nice meme buddy. I didn't steal anything. Keep believing in that illusion though.
>>3690390
>#KILLYOURSELF
>>3690393
Could be?
>>3690362
Man, how should I know? What do cute orange girls like?
someone post the link to the wallpaper page
>>3690416
YOU SAYIN I'M NOT FIT TO HOLD THIS BABY?
CAUSE I CAN HOLD THIS THING HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD FOR 10 GOD DAMN YEARS AND I WOULDN'T GET TIRED.
>>3690315
*still chewing*
I do not mind life being boring at times.
>>3690426
I have been keeping track of the score. Focus on the match.
>>3690438
here you go buddy
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>3690416
Christ almighty, that was a close one!
>>3690417
Squirrel!
>>3690386(Rika-tan)
It is, but I don't think you need to worry about me. I wouldn't hurt a fly!
>>3690416
Shhhhhhh~...
It'll all be over soon enough. Just relax and take it.
>>3690407
I am not!!
>>3690438
http://wallpapereditor.com
>>3690416
Man... That little thing is powerful..
>>3690304
You have training for this right?
>>3690314
Thank you for the spot Rammy, I'll give you a kiss later.. Haha, I'm kidding.
>>3690416
Don'tcha worry dumdum. I'll be trackin' you down from up here and I'll be makin' sure you come back alive.
>>3690437
I'm uploading that image to paheal. So hot.
>>3690416
Why did you have to come and find me?! I was trying to ditch you losers!
>>3690431
I am!
>>3690437
Other cute girls that don't reek of desperation?
>>3690431
#BRINGHIMBACK
>>3690416
Look at these weaks, look at these two scumbags thinking I wouldn't survive the sickness TWICE.
I was born as God's Last Gift, I am genetically, physically and mentally superior.
Your little sickness will do nothing but makes me stronger.
>>3690442
I can still rub it in his face though.
But your help is appreciated.
>>3690393
Depends, if I strike your face, it's be painful but it can be over and done with, but if I kick you, it will be just a bit painful, but I'll have to kick you a lot.
>>3690415
>she hops near the flower
I said it'll be tricky to hug you, you... Talking... Flower... Can you bleed?
>>3690416
I hate dying like this! I was having a dream of being spiked!
>>3690417
Nope, only my ribbon, dress, and shoes.
>>3690483
Fuck I don't know
Buy her dinner or some shit, that usually works.
>>3690426
>>3690442
Shhshsh.
Let him count his own score, let him keep it in his head so that that he can't think of anything else.
>>3690483
Even if that were true, I highly doubt you're familiar with the Institute's programming.
>>3690490
>#SUCKMYCOCKHE'SNOTCOMINGBACK
>>3690512
>not renaming it bolin.png
>>3690417
Another version of me created her. But yeah, the "other" me had a pretty important aspect in making her.
>>3690416
Nah.
>>3690449
I don't know if that's true, but really, I don't mind. Better save than sorry.
Seth travels with a kitty and a puffy pink orb.
Makina has to show off.
>>3690293
>He's taken aback by the sudden advancement, before chuckling to himself.
woah there, kiddo, hol' down the dam for your ol' buddy sans, alright? don' worry, i missed ya too. how's it been? kept your food safe from any hungry skeletons lately?
>>3690455
At the very least you have kugimiya virus
>>3690529
What? Flowers can't talk!!
>>3690526
it's sad because it's true
>>3690529
I'm still more than capable of holdin' it in such a way it'll always end up in my advantage!
>>3690531
Oh holy tits, welcome back Sans
>>3690463
Good. Please do not.
>>3690495
Continue as you were then.
>>3690520
I will let the results speak.
>>3690442
>She continues sliding various fruits into your mouth.
But that's no fun, why not? I'm always looking for new ways to make life fun.
>>3690449
There you go!
>>3690508
C-Can I have your ribbon, please?
I'll wash it and give it back..
>>3690527
Hm.. I almost forgot how talented you were.
So you're good with computers too?
>>3690539
..What?
>>3690508
I choose the kicking!
>>3690512
I thought girls didn't like to eat because it makes them feel fat?
>>3690524
I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm a programming genius. I can work wonders on your insides, X7.
>>3690527
I will give you the last yen I have to trust me.
>>3690529
They're gone...they're all gone, and I couldn't do anything...
>>3690472
>look at Ringabel art on Paheal for shits and giggles
>four gay images uploaded in the past day
brb
>>3690531
I'd share all the food in my fridge with you, speed of sound Sand the Skeleton. I'm just gald to see you taking the first spot as usual.
>>3690415
WHY am i here?
that's an excellent question, pal. one not even i could answer myself. maybe the anomaly knows, heh heh.
but, that's besides the point.... why are YOU here, pal?
>>3690529
Bunch of cowards.
Let me handle this for you two wimps.
>>3690529
Well I mean I could just use Crazy Diamond and make the meat not infected...but if you want to put some perfectly good meat to waste, yeah, sure, fine, whatever.
>>3690606
You're not getting inside of me, Mr. Subaru. Accept it.
They had a bad time.
>>3690606
Eruna doesn't strike me as one to care to much...
Anyways I'm running out of these images so I'm gonna have to split.
>>3690597
Not really. But while that verison of me loves tanks as well, she doesn't have so many of the same "issues" to deal with as me...so instead of making tanks, she wound up making AIs, or something along those lines. In fact, she evidently has a stuffed pillow...thing, themed after my own masterpiece tank.
>>3690606
I've already told you I simply don't trust easily.
>>3690597
Hmm... Ok, just give me a second.
>she adjusts her claw to get a clear shot on her own throat, she thrusts the claw into herself
One.
>she does it again
Two.
>she does it again, this time she falls on the floor, dead
>>3690606
>she aims her leg and kicks his groin
Alright
>>3690640
And taking the food with me!
>>3690631
Why is there a waffle iron in your hair?
>>3690529
I know how to use a gun ya'know..
>>3690589
Haha, ah.. You know your reaction wasn't really worth the joke..
>>3690640
That's not my fault you know...
>>3690635
>Muffled laughter from nearby
I want to violently rape Kuga
>>3690606
You really are a dumdum. Everyone knows most girls enjoy a good meal! Just not th' stuff like goin' to a burger joint or somethin'... or well that just ain' up to most their standards 'n stuff.
>>3690640
If I stay quiet just like this I'll be more than just fine...
>She holds her hand in front of her mouth to prevent any sound from escapin'.
>>3690666
That's just how my hair is, anon.
If you're dissing it, I'm going to have to beat the fuck out of you.
>>3690673
Same
>>3690640
If you don't stop being a hyperactive prick the only who's gonna get a bullet in her head is you.
Now you two, let's get down to business.
>>3690684
>pours waffle batter on your hair
>>3690603
A classic case of the tsundere disease.
>>3690597
I feel a little dirty after saying that.
>>3690635
Aw shucks, and I bet it's really warm inside you too...
>>3690640
This is a little too disgusting for my taste.
>>3690645
Please come back any time and install some wisdom into my brain.
>>3690707
I am not a tsundere!
>>3690670
If I find you, I'm going to tear you in half for laughing at that.
>>3690717
This conversation is making me uncomfortable.
Can I just shitpost while covered in blankets?
I'm to cold to shitpost properly today.
>>3690728
You're based of the PS Vita so technically you are just a failure
>>3690704
>Hair isn't actually a waffle iron
>Batter gets stuck in hair
..You fucking asshole, do you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass this is going to be to get out?
>>3690658
>he digs around in his pocket and pulls out a 500 yen coin
See this, Rika-tan? Looks normal, right?
>>3690661
>he stands there, emotionless
...Why did you kick me in my junk?
>>3690597
I do not see the value in it. Now stop shoving things in my mouth.
>>3690669
All I can think of is if El managed to see you kiss me. It would be a disaster.
>>3690736
B-but I thought you phrased it like that on purpose!
>>3690717
Get on steam u cunt
>>3690750
Yeah, I've got plenty of those, myself.
What do Kirby's screams sound like?
>>3690748
Haha! Priceless.
>>3690728
Don't even try to tell me that.
>>3690680
And you're a dumdum for leaving before the Chinese food got here. I had to eat allll the food myseeeelf.
>>3690736
I didn't know robots could get uncomfortable...
>>3690769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voDkW9YYGV4
Something like this.
>>3690754
>Oh, did you know that GG Overture was on Steam? Because I sure didn't.
>>3690769
DON'T. TOUCH. ME. AGAIN! Or I'll do worse than what happened to you.
>>3690771
>fucking destroys you
>You like this
>>3690747
Am not! I'm just underappreciated!
>>3690778
Am not!
>>3690754
Oh, that's the only reason you don't want me to? Hm, well I figure you don't care about that sort of thing anyway.
>>3690769
Man.. We suck at this job..
>>3690569
heeey, thanks buddy.
>>3690608
see, that's why i can count on ya, kid. gettin' as fast here as i can gives me a real appetite, ya know? so, havin' easy access to a fridge is really, really favorable.
though, i've been gettin' a call from someone... so, for now, save that food for later, as i gotta skedaddle. keep yourself safe out there, alright kid?
>>3690658
Huh... So she's a lot more tale-.. Uh, she's a lot more.. A-Adventurous, I get it it.
Cool! Y'know, the whole AI thing is kinda similar to your "special ability," now that I think about it.
>>3690661
Ah!
What're y-
S-Stop! AHH!
>She covers her ears and closes her eyes, looking away so as not to see the little girl mutilate herself.
>>3690717
Why?
That's what I am. My tail and ears are a squirrel's.
>>3690754
>She was about to put a strawberry in your mouth, but stops, tucking it back into her snack sack.
O-Oh, I thought you were enjoying me feeding you.
Are you one of those people that don't need to eat?
>Brb, my Fallout 4 won't launch, I need to fuck with the settings
>>3690802
You're a financial failure, you will never be like your big sister which is the regular Playstation console
>>3690769
>>3690788
>TEEEESTING!
>TEEEESTING!
>>3690783
get on steam u cunt
>>3690768
>he clenches his hand, shakes it, and then opens it up again to find that there's no 500 yen
Ta-da!
Now, watch this!
>he grabs and takes the coin out from behind your ear
It's magic! You can trust people who're good with magic tricks!
>>3690767
>I don't have a steam account
>>3690769
Hey Rika, remember me ?
Yeah, the guy you abandoned some days ago.
Good backstabbing work here, I could almost be proud.
But the lesson you have to learn is that it's not a smart idea to betray someone like me.
Good luck on your own Rika !
>>3690763
Of course not.
>>3690783
When you phrase things like that, we do.
>>3690769
I think we went a lil' bit overboard with this one... It ain' really th' most effective way there is.
>>3690783
You went to sleep as well 'n th' food never even arrived! I'm sure that you never even ordered it to begin with.
>>3690796
Just the way I like it
I'm sure something interesting happens.
>>3690840
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't want you mad at me again.
>>3690816
I know, but it still makes me feel odd.
>>3690750
Junk? I kicked you right in the middle, it's the best place to hit an enemy.
>>3690816
>a clawed girl jumps behind the girl, poking her in the back
Boy, you're a squimish person aren'tcha?
>>3690791
>I saw the trailer for it a while ago. Unfortunately my laptop is too crappy to run something like that.
>>3690803
That is not the only reason. We both know that. It is the most important reason.
>>3690816
I did not mind it. And correct. I never did need to eat.
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3690820
You're right, I can never be like my sister, who's the best.
Buy I'm no failure, easily second!
>>3690882
look mum i posted it again
>>3690857
I don't need guns to send you back to Hell, a good old curb stomp is all I need for the freaks of your kind.
>>3690840
I don't get what you mean. All I want is to get inside you and make you have fun.
>>3690850
Oh well! It's not like we starved to death or anything.
I mean, I could have, but you already know how that goes.
>>3690857
This is fine...I-I don't hate this at all.
>>3690802
You are! You got all angry and violet!
>points a gun at everyone's head
Any last words?
>>3690909
Holy shit nice pali
>>3690895
>exterminates you
>>3690857
You go left 'n I'll be goin' right. Separate paths from now on, I hope you're alright with that... I don't think carryin' around 'nother dumdum will end up fine.
>>3690898
Yeah you would be revivin' th' instant it would happen. I still don't really get how all of that works but you seem to be survivin' pretty much everythin' cause of it.
>>3690903
Of course I'll get angry and violent when you're spreading lies and nonsense!
>>3690909
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3690909
What the heck is this thing?
>she touches the gun
Looks weird.
>>3690909
The safety is still on.
>>3690861
No. You don't.
>>3690898
I think it would be best if you stopped talking.
>>3690857
Ah well.. At least I'll take a lot of you with me..
>>3690872
Haha, oh and you talked to El yesterday right? How was your conversation?
>>3690816
...Not really. She just had a different life growing up. In fact, magic doesn't even exist in her reality.
>>3690835
>As soon as he gets closer to do it, she scrambles away
I don't think you remember me saying "I hate magic", huh?
>>3690872
>So's my own computer, for that matter, but it's a pleasant surprise anyways.
>>3690796
you really overdo it with the you like this meme
>>3690909
Hey look, a bird
>>3690943
I know... that's why I said it.
>>3690917
>is not a youkai
>rape you
>>3690914
I'm popular in niche groups.
Numbers aren't everything.
>>3690909
>unsheaths my katana
>teleports behind you
Pssh, nothin' personnel kid
Giving Makina a gun usually ends up bad for everyone but her.
>>3690909
I bet you don't even have the courage to pull the trigger, pussy.
Go at it, I'm bullet proof.
>>3690972
You're only popular with fat sweating weebs who have waifupillows stained with cum
>>3690909
Hail hydra?
>>3690924
You're always quick to anger. The fact you threatened to shoot me is proof of that.
>>3690949
>I know what I do
>Its more of a muscle memory thing now
>I originally did it cause I thought it'd make the whole beating the shit out of people with Josuke thing a bit less faggy
>Now I just kinda, do it subconsciously
>>3690944
I figured out that she was the one that has been sending butterflies to me.
>>3690909
If this is how I die then so be it.
>>3690914
It was that close?
>>3691016
Those are Japanese sales
>>3690987
Come on you ugly meat bags, this is just too easy.
>>3691024
S.mh Japan
>>3690987
Don'tcha worry 'Chiru. I ain' goin' to shoot you or anythin'... Unless you're goin' to be annoyin' again to a point where I just ain't havin' it.
>Mimics a gun with her fingers 'n fires it in their direction.
>You forgot to type the captcha
Thought I did, but whatever
>You seem to have mistyped the captcha
Fuck you, I solved three of them and earned my green checkmark
>Have to solve three more
All this effort and all I want to say was
"I want to nibble uni-chan's toes"
So how are all you lovely, lovely, people doing?
>>3691057
>do the captcha
>gives you a green checkmark
>tells you you forgot to solve the captcha
makes me livid
>>3690998
No!
You know what, I'm done talking to you! Stupid!
>Storms off
>>3691002
I was joking!
>>3690961
And I was reaffirming it for you.
>>3690972
It's okay Uni, I like the vita, I'm bad at video games though..
>>3691006
... But doesn't she hate them as well?
Skellington falls.
>>3691005
Beat them up IC
>>3690987
...
>>3691098
aaaaaaaa
>>3691091
I don't need to comfort me!
>>3691105
>Anon that's what I've been doing
>With the "You like this" tacked on for extra ebik irony
>>3691098
>>3691108
>misread panicking
>>3691098
It's a lil' bit smelly, but I have to go on 'n make sure I ain' endin' up like them.
>>3691086
Are we friends?
>>3691098
I think I'm just gonna let you idiots squabble.
>>3691058
What are you?
>>3691091
She does not like the ones considered 'creepy'. I guess butterflies are not that.
>>3691098
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>3691058
Magnificent, wonderful, fantastic: In brief, you name it.
>>3691098
Me obviously.
I mean, I survived the Sickness not once but TWICE. That shouldn't even be a question.
>>3691139
They're bullying me again!
>>3690864
But why?
That'd be like me calling you a boy or saying you have black hair or a big forehead.
They're just truths.
>>3690867
Wh-Wha!?
But you just.. But..
I just saw you..
How'd you do that?
>>3690872
Then.. Where's it come out?
I mean, it has to come out somewhere, right?
Do you poop?
>>3690947
Oh, th- it doesn't EXIST?
Wow.. That's pretty different.
I bet you would like to go there, huh?
>threatening Chiru with death
You don't seem to understand.
>>3691128
>Eats the blue waffle on your head
>>3691112
Oh fine then, I'll just go play the psp instead..
>>3691138
So... She's a little braver than you?
>>3691132
I don't see why we wouldn't be.
>>3691162
Get out of my shelter.
>>3691128
>I also find it a lot less cringey if you RP fight with the "literally fucking dies" meme.
>>3691161
That is an odd question.
>>3691164
BE QUIET
>>3691169
You seem to enjoy intimidating me is all.
>>3691164
What would possess you to pick the clear downgrade!?
>>3691161
Kinda, yeah. Partly because I want to slap the other me silly for hiding whatever that extra thing she gave Shanghai was.
>>3691162
>Closes hatch in a panic
>>3691162
I ain' really afraid of a football makin' a threat. It just seems to me like th' worst you could be doin' is bounce around me 'n stuff.
>>3691161
Oh, I'm immortal, I revive at a portal that I make with blood, kinda neat right, now go pick up my ribbon from my dead body, it's yours to keep.
>>3691138
A pretty disappointing and sad man.
>>3691141
Sounds about right.
>>3691163
>eating the blue waffle
>>3691162
It'll all be over soon, don't you two worry...
>>3691189
I was designed to be intimidating, I'm a Courser after all.
>>3691162
I don't think she understands just how cheeky she is.
>>3691162
That giant head would be useless anyway, let's get on going.
Can you guys kill each other or die a little quicker? I've got places to be.
==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
>>3691181
>Yeah, that's kinda what I've been doing with the "You like this"
>I also use the "Literally fucking dies" meme
>Its kinda hard to do EBIK ARPE fights without looking like a massive autist, but the memes help...well in a way I guess?
>>3691230
Oh just go, I'll distract them...I'll probably die though...but that doesn't really matter now does it?
>>3691188
Well, I'm curious!
Where's it all go?
>>3691202
Extra thing?
O-Oh.. Does she have.. Boy parts?
>>3691210
R-Really? It's mine?
>She hesitantly shuffles over to the dead body and, without looking at it, feels for the ribbon. She wraps it around her neck, covering the scratches from your claws.
Th-Thanks..
>>3691230
Please win this shit already, Seth Rollins.
>>3691233
It's the 2nd left from the top, one below it, and one right of that
>>3691233
>French
>>3691188
Y-yes Ma'am!.. Sorry Ma'am.
>>3691196
Because the vita can't play my psp games...
>>3691233
You know with 4chanX you can use the Noscript Captchas.
>>3691230
>>3691208
While it may not be my preferred way of disposing of someone, it definitely is an effective way. I will make sure to dig your grave up right away.
>>3691257
>Significant lack of bulge
>>3691219
Well, yes, but you don't have to do that to everyone. Even if you were designed for it, confrontation isn't something to be sought out.
>>3691250
>>3691230
Stop encouraging him and let him die already. I got games to fight, Seth's to beat.
>>3691246
>carefully touches horn.
>>3691249
Yeah, not much use for it if I picked it up, I have my own on my head, rather weird having two on me.
>she giggles
Say, you look like you have a bow tie.
>>3691257
You can emulate them, stupid!
>>3691281
You already lost this one. Wouldn't it be in your interest to move on to the next round? I am sure yu got a Dirty Deeds with his name on it ready.
>>3691074
No you weren't. If I were to do something perverted I'm sure you would shoot me.
>>3691270
That's Kaito for you
>>3691230
>Shudder
>>3691249
...What? She was digital, for all I know Shanghai doesn't even have anything down there at all, and that's something I'd rather not discuss regarding her. No, the other Rika gave her some sort of secret program that she hasn't told what is.
>>3691284
>Smacks anons hand away
Please restrain yourself.
>>3691254
:^)))
>>3691230
IT'S TIME FOR WAR
>>3691250
It's on going.
>>3691214
What about you mastermind ? What are you planning this time ?
>>3691281
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE DIED IN BLOODBATH HUH ?
I survived the Sickness twice while you were spending your last moments dying to it.
And so ends the lonesome head's quest for revenge.
>tfw souda turns down your friend request
>>3691270
>You'd want a bulge..?
>>3691293
Why do that if I already have them and it's just easier to pick up the psp...
>>3691302
H-hey!..
>>3691306
Ow!
>sniffs
Allright ma'am. Apologies.
>>3691287
>She looks down and smiles, nodding her head.
Y-Yeah, it does kinda look like that, doesn't it? Haha! How do I look?
>>3691304
Ohh.. Gotcha.
Hmm.. Maybe it wasn't anything important? Like, maybe she just has a can opener in her thumb or something.
>>3691298
That's why I'm saying let him die fella.
Can't you just crash this game and get a new one started or something?
>>3691313
It feels like I'm back home in Cincinatti.
I don't like it.
>>3691284
Don't you ever reply to me or my sister ever again!
>>3691322
Let's make it our last duel before I turn over to an unholy side.
>>3691329
Good, now please don't touch it...Its hurts like high hell.
>>3691249
It does not matter.
>>3691257
THAT IS THE ONLY THING SHE SHOW MORE BRAVERY IN. UNDERSTAND?
>>3691214
That is obvious.
>>3691331
Like a good looking pack of blood.
>>3691313
I don't actually know. Another win for my district probably. Need to lift myself up out of a bit of a ditch I feel like I'm in.
>>3691328
Of course I want a bulge
>>3691323
You genuinely make me scared for my life.
>>3691278
>he grabs you by the neck
Does this intimidate you?
AAAA WHY CAN'T MY NOSE STOP ITCHING
>>3691313
>>3691340
Which one of you sad fucks has enough lunch money left that you didn't have to give back to Vinnie Mac?
>>3691331
...You're not listening to me. She was DIGITAL, nothing but data, she didn't have a physical form at all beyond a made-up design as to how she "looked" inside of it all. She isn't, nor has she ever been, a robot.
>>3691374
Is that bolin?
>>3691322
Stupid zombie dogs...
Seth, I know this is really hard for you, but can you stop fighting other people for just a second? You're not fighting for any belts here.
>>3691323
He's a fucking degenerate anyways, don't worry about it.
>>3691371
Soda, please accept my undying love for you.
C'mon man, I'm chill when you get to know me, if a bit clingy
>>3691361
Regardless of how disappointing I look I'll still rock your fucking world if you take me for face value.
>>3691380
Its rather loose in its socket, so it wiggles, and that causes it to hurt something fierce.
>>3691300
I'm not an animal!
>>3691328
Because the psp is sub-par!
>>3691374
>His eyes pop open with fear, nodding as best he can
>>3691361
I-If you say so..
Everybody poops, Rammy, it's just nature. Don't be embarrassed about it.
>>3691363
Good looking?
I-I'm cute? Aw.. Well, I think you're cute too!
Especially those, uh.. C-Claws, yeah!
>>3691387
Uh-huh..
So other you put a cheatcode into her.
Maybe if you press up-down-up-down-left-right-B-A-start then she'll grow wings.
>>3691414
die
>>3691398
>trying to pick up niggers
disappointed in u
>>3691395
It should obviously be me.
>>3691396
Heey, that's one handsome devil!
>>3691442
He looks pretty homosexual if you ask me.
>>3691395
Good luck with that.
>>3691429
...It's not a "cheat code", she's not a video game, she's a PERSON! I don't know how to describe it, but it's sure not like that.
Souda is a nigger,
but he's our nigger :^)
>>3691429
Thank you kindly, fluffy tailed lady.
>>3691361
Y-yes Ma'am..! ... There's a spider on your shoulder...
>>3691370
>Really... I'm disappointed.
>>3691416
Haha, sure whatever you say Uni..
>>3691396
He Looks like Ellie Semoun
>>3691398
Nothing has or will.
>>3691429
Maybe there is no reason to pay attention to it.
>>3691453
How's she a person if she's digital?
You're not making much sense, Rika.
>>3691456
Are you a lobster beastkin?
>>3691416
You sure about that? I bet you'd make a vicious kitten.
>>3691322
Think about who you're saving Kitty.
I'm simply preparing for the war.
>>3691340
While we're taking a trip down memory lane, this reminds me of that time you passed out after drinking nearly half the packs of beers we stole to the veterans back in our first days.
Damn that was fun.
>>3691381
What are you on about again lobsterhead ?
>>3691395
Are you seriously considering a good for nothing e-celebrity over a world class athlete as the leader ?
Yeah keep your group, I don't any of you anyway.
>>3691467
So you DO use the bathroom.
>>3691392
>He wishes he was as great as X7
>>3691424
>he pulls back his arm
Good. Don't call me out for that again.
>>3691437
>>3691449
Anon, stop it right now
>>3691442
JUST FUCKING ACCEPT THE REQUEST
IF YOU DECLINE ONE MORE TIME I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN AND RAPING YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
>>3691464
I'm right!
>>3691472
K-Kitten?
>>3691465
Is that a good thing?
>>3691452
Says the guy that braids his beard.
Eripna.
>>3691489
kys Bolin
>>3691488
I've read this one and it's shit
>>3691497
How come my plot armour never takes effect!
>>3691491
Yeah, ya know, a baby cat..?
>>3691470
A what? I'm more of a Crabgirl, not a beastkin, or whatever that is.
>>3691489
>RAPE
Your dick is too small for that
>>3691489
>implying I even exist in the dimension
Have fucking being 3D, loser. I'm off to bang Mahiru and all the other waifus.
>>3691470
Because she...ISN'T, anymore, for one. If she was I never would've found her and I never would've talked or touched her, and I never would've introduced her to eating, either. And even if she was created instead of born, that doesn't make her any the less a person.
>>3691497
AGH! Ah...ah...ooh, that's gonna scar or something....
>>3691496
>Is that a good thing?
Neither Good or Bad. Unless you're a /pol/ack
>>3691485
>He meekly nods in response, avoiding eye contact, massaging his neck gingerly.
>>3691497
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LEG
>>3691497
The poor brain eater's gonna starve
>>3691479
What? you mean the time we stole beer from Autsin and we ran for our lives back a-
Quit that Seth, those are over, the hell are you bringing it up for?
>>3691497
Look you bastard, I'm all for looting people's stuff, but I don't think either of us wants to become zombie food.
>>3691516
I know what that is stupid!
Don't call me a baby, I'm a grown goddess!
I think ___and _____ is the same person
>>3691433
You fucking what?
>>3691467
Seth would have said the same thing about me a long while back, so don't think your completely fine.
>>3691561
hoshi
bolin
>>3691517
Oh, so you're part lobster?
I'm part squirrel! Well, kind of.
We're beastkin, so that means we're part animal. Is that what you are?
>>3691525
I'm so confused!
So if she IS real, then why can't she have a can opener in her thumb?
She totally could! That could be the code, right? Something small that really doesn't mean anything? I'm sure it's nothing!
Dean, can you bash Seth's head in again with that briefcase? He's losing it.
Chiru kills herself. Surprising.
>>3691490
Can't you feel it? It's crawling towards your neck...
>>3691491
Sure you are 'princess'..
>Shrugs.
>>3691561
George Bush
My Uncle
>>3691530
I'm both a /pol/ack and of polish descent.
Thank you for you compliment, I guess.
>>3691560
I don't know, but I did noting except decline.
>>3691551
I didn't call you a baby, I called you a kitten. And for your own sake, I hope you're not fully grown.
>>3691538
>he hesitates for a moment then teleports back to the Institute
>>3691481
Why does it matter to you?
>>3691562
I do not care for other's opinions. They do not affect mine.
>>3691539
BACK TO THE HOSPITAL FOR YOU SETH.
6-9 MONTHS THE DOCTOR SAID.
>>3691585
Soda please
When I get steam working just accept
I'll kill my cat if you don't
>>3691579
What's with the way you said princess?
>>3691591
Sh-Shut up!
>>3691575
I'm not even sure if I'm actually part anything, I just claws, they're not natural looking.
>>3691585
I mean, it's a bad thing for a /pol/ack since Ellie Semoun is a jew.
But it depends what kind of /pol/ack you are really.
>>3691579
I-I... I do not feel anything.
>>3691610
Wow, talk about rude.
>>3691616
That's a big weapon
>>3691597
Well you could come fight me sometime. I'll even set up a location for the fight.
>>3691575
Because until she came HERE, she was purely a sort of helper-navigator...thing. It's difficult to describe. And I KNOW that other-me wouldn't be so petty as to put something in her that would require her to be a physical being to use.
>>3691597
It doesn't!
It's just silly and pointless and fun.
Wanna play truth or dare?
>>3691611
Huh? What do you mean?
They're super natural looking. You look like any other beastkin!
We need an intervention, Rollins is out of control.
>>3691546
Just because.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with reminiscing about the good old times, it helps as a relief while I'm out there killing players and Infected.
THE SAME EXACT GAME YOU LOST IN THE BLOODBATH, HAHA !
>>3691577
YES
I'M BOOKING A TRIP FOR THE MIDCARD HELL FOR ALL THE LOSERS STILL ALIVE AND IT'S AN ONE-WAY TICKET.
>>3691612
Jews run the world, anon. The only people that would be mad are those that are jealous.
>>3691634
For you
>>3691620
I don;t wanna here that form you! What kinda person says those things!?
>>3691592
>No longer being observed by X7-10, he takes a seat on the ground, knees pulled into his chest, sitting silently for some time before making his own way home as well
>>3691610
What do you mean? I think you must be hearing things princess...
>>3691616
That's because there is no spider...
>>3691642
You could of said 'please' you son of a gun
>>3691652
What things? When I said I hope you aren't fully grown it was because all of the other goddesses are quite a bit bigger than you. If you don't grow any they'll bully you for your stature.
>>3691641
>she looks offended
Alright, these claws are freaking bloody red for no bloody reason, is that natural? No, I've seen crabs, they don't have different colored claws, and my purple skin is not natural at all.
>>3691647
If you're not ironic : true.
Not in the way "jealous", but in the way "since they rule the world, maybe they deserve it" after all, every nation/tribe strive to be on top.
>>3691659
haha fag
u shud have died in orlando
>>3691643
>>3691642
SEEEETTHHH.
SEEEEEEETTHHH.
IT'S THE GHOSTS OF THOSE YOU KILLED.
THIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS.
SEEEEEEEETTHHH.
>>3691642
AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE ME THE LEADER
>>3691634
For you to die from.
>>3691636
Why? Is fighting your purpose?
>>3691641
Truth or dare...
>>3691660
...
I have not felt this urge to kill you since we have met.
STEAM IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY LOVE FOR SODA
>>3691660
You totally emphasized the "princess"!
>>3691671
I am not that small!
>>3691681
>He casually tosses a Molotov in your direction
>>3691697
kys Bolin
>>3691352
Thanks for the pic, do you have this one?
http://orig01.deviantart.net/212a/f/2012/104/0/6/ps_game_case_18__demons__by_nyassassin-d4w6931.png
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHO HERE IS FEELING SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>>3691702
You are compared to the other girls! Except for maybe Blanc, Ram, and Rom.
>>3691703
>dies
I'm going to slowly back away before Seth realizes I can technically make him live/die and he comes after me too.
>>3691696
A-ah.. W-well let's not do anything rash now.. I-I don't come back like tracksuit..!
>>3691702
Because you're a princess right? Heheh..
>>3691696
Not really. It's just an interesting and fun way to solve your problems here.
>>3691712
man that rock sure covers your manly meatrod
>>3691684
My god, what have I done ?
All these poor innocents..
buried by the hands of The King of Rigs himself.
Doing the world a favor by cleaning the planet of these worthless insects.
>>3691708
Well, now I do, thanks a bunch.
>>3691640
Hmm.. That's a good point, I suppose.
Alright, maaaybe.. Maybe it was some kind of code! Like, what if she's got the key to some kind of nuclear launch!?
>>3691674
Huh?
No, no, you look super natural! Cute, even! Super cute!
I've never seen a crab beastkin as cute as you!
>>3691696
Yeah! It's a game!
We ask each other if we want to tell a truth to a question, or do a dare.
It's a lot of fun when people're bored. I play it all the time.
>>3691712
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRR!!
>Please be real
>>3691697
>Literal autism, don't try to touch my profile with a ten foot pole unless you too are autistic.
>unless you too are autistic.
>autistic
Sorry, I ain't coming anywhere near you.
>>3691734
>>3691726
Okay this isn't working.
Someone put down the crazy bastard already.
>>3691720
OWWWW. Come on! Get in that SUPERRRRRRRR mood!
>>3691732
it's one SSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUPERRRRR plank.
>>3691739
OWWWW. FEELIN RADICAL! GET SUPER!
>>3691739
...The other version of me is in middle school.
>>3691726
I'M LOSING IT
END ME BEFORE I COMPLETELY LOSE CONTROL
>>3691712
Ayyyyyyy
Just finished a lot of studying and now I'm feeling suuuuuuperrrrrrrrr
>>3691739
You shut your damn mouth, I'm not natural, these claws are not good, nor cute, nor natural, they are the worst thing that has ever freaking happened to me, and I'm no bloody beast, stop calling me that.
>>3691755
Ok?
>she produces demonic noises
>>3691729
Then do not manipulate me with my fears.
>>3691730
Then you have no chance against me.
>>3691739
Simple. I do not see why I should not play.
>>3691755
Could it really be you, man? Or are you from some sort of alternate timeline?
>>3691725
>Cuts off charred remains of your head
>Carries it to your home town
>Impales it on a sign in reading: Bitch ass nigga.
>>3691741
I'll change it for you Soda. Just for you, babe.
I'll do anything for you to add me.
>>3691712
SUPER ? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? IS THAT HOW FAR YOU CAN GO ?
GET ON MY LEVEL, I'M HYYYYYYYYPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR RIGHT NOW
FINAL 6
MEN ARE BEING LEFT BEHIND
ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE
>>3691755
I feel ultra super!
I like your hair, man!
>>3691764
Oh.
Hm. She's in middle school and she built an AI robot?
That's pretty impressive!
>>3691780
W-Well, beastkin doesn't mean anything bad, it's just what we're called.
It's not a big deal, I'll stop if you really don't like it that much.
Why d'you hate your claws?
>>3691782
Alright, you go first!
Ask me truth or dare!
Actually, I'll take truth!
Ask me a question!
>>3691772
OWWWW! studying is pretty important. it'll help ya get SSSUUUUPERRRRRRR far in life.
>>3691780
Radical crab girl! OWWWWWWWWWW. You're one SSSUUUUUPERRRRRRRRR creature!
>>3691786
Oh i'm me alright! Only one SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRR cyborg around here and that's ME! Franky!
>>3691800
That's a manly soul you have there partner! it's getting me fired up and feeling SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
