>pass the controller bro
triggered
So where's the gore and crazy spider/controller pics? This thread sucks dick.
Spiders are cute.
>>362004
What is that key for, OP?
>>362004
B-but spider-chan! You already have the controller! Uwaaaaa~
>>362004
I get scared of rice sized spiders I can't imagine what would happen if one of those touched me
It's too late. You cannot stop it.
>>362011
B O N E D
O
N
E
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>>362011
upvoted, going to put this on r/4chan later thanks anon :3
>>362015
Satan
>>362004
Godamnit why do you keep getting urticating hairs on my controller faggot? This is the last fucking time I get a tarantula for a room mate.
>>362015
Wasp spotted
>A-Aniki, can I play video games with you?
Would you love back a spider that loved you, anons?
>>362015
Trips speak truth
Kill all spiders
Anyone who disagrees is actually just one spider posting propaganda rapidly on four computers at once
>>362004
Like
I get why some of you might like that but I really just cannot find that appealing to save my life
Everything about it says "abomination"
>>362020
I would love anything that loved me.
>>362020
as long as it's female, yes
>>362023
I love you, anon-kun
>>362021
Where da moths at?
>>362015
>>362028
forgot those shit wings, fuckin sjw
>This whole thread
Are there any games besides Rite of the Shrouded Moon where I can be a spider
I want to pet a spider.
>>362015
>>362018
>wasps and spiders have moved their war to /v/
Will the winner be the one that gets the crabs on their side?
>tfw no arachne booty gf
>>362033
Tarantulas actually don't like handling
>>362032
deadly creatures is great
>>362032
deadly creatures for the wii
>>362015
How could you hate this?
>>362026
I don't deserve you.
>>362036
That's a shame. But I can understand it.
>>362004
Spiders are cool dudes.
Hornets and wasps make my hair stand on end, though. The sound they make, the way they get right in your face seeing if you're gonna start shit, that horrible crunching noise they make when smashed...
Bees get a bad rap because of them, too. Fucking yellow jacket bastards always building nests in my gutters.
>>362015
>>362020
fucking niggercylla eat a bag of cocks
>>362019
NO!
EAT MY FIST!!
>>362027
>>362047
>3 dicks
>>362004
Let's make this game-related.
Favorite spiders in games? I kinda like the U-8 in Resident Evil 5.
>>362032
Spider on PS1
Girl-spider here.
YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!
I'm a SPIDER and A GIRL!
Don't you hit on me you silly boys~!
pass the controller, bro
>>362053
>3000x2250
WHY
WHY
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>362053
that's scary!
>>362053
ouch what happened?
>>362051
Your eyes look stupid af
>>362053
JESUS FUCK
>>362015
>>362018
My God.
>>362059
>>362050
Thanks senpai
>>362053
>this photoshop again.
>>362053
I wanna run my tongue across that hand
and my dick
>>362057
shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, just because I got sexier legs than you you don't have to act all jelly and stuff.
>>362058
What was it?
I want nothing more from life than a loving spider based monster girl who snuggles with me on her web.
>>362058
sauce?
>>362011
Actually this image is a fake, in original it was spiders in the wall found by russian guy.
>>362049
Galvantula
You guys like girls with multiple limbs?
>>362072
awww, he's cute.
What gen?
>Bought Skyrim
>All doing good
>First dungeon
>mfw coming accros this giant spider
>>362056
Someone put some goo on his hand and then pressed it on a surface that lead to lots of holes in the goo to take a photo and trigger people.
>>362073
>girls with multiple limbs
you mean literally every single girl ever?
>>362073
I would.
>>362023
I know this feel all too well.
>>362049
Squitter from DKC series.
>>362074
five senpai
>>362074
5 I think. Unova
>>362020
If she takes care of those fucking chickens gypceros and khezu I'll love Nerscylla forever.
>>362081
But would you own one?
>>362084
>ruining her beauty by moeshitting it
No
>>362053
Is that peanut butter? Looks too bright to be nutella.
>>362004
>tfw no spiderbro to play vidya with
>>362087
They're both good.
>>362063
GBB owners Unite!
>>362004
>"here you go, bro"
WARNING TO ALL ANONS
"PasssssSsSSssss the controller bro
Oh nevermind, no games console 4. Fuck off bro Imma take your shitty waifu."
Bzzz- I mean, how'zz it going guys?
>>362093
No! He liesssssssssssSSSssSSssss
>>362095
Good
>>362014
It's an alright platformer. Hard as balls with some super specific jump timing though.
>>362015
(B) HATE SPIDERS
>>362094
Fuck off hornet, everyone hates likes of you
>yet to see someone post best spider in vidya
>>362100
DUDE LET ME PLAY
im so fucking glad my country has a proper winter so I can play vidya without worrying about other insects than the occasional fly
>>362101
might aswell go hang yourself, queer
Spiders a shit, fluffy bros a best.
>>362100
>Y-You hate me anon-kun?
>>362101
That's not picrelated.
>>362106
is this fuckin eye liner? and did he cut the bunnies fur so it looks like tits?
not bad
Pass the controller!
>>362108
>one is pretty much an anthro spider
>another is just a moeshit from a moeshit anime
Not him but I'll take Muffet for that shit you post.
>>362110
I liked this game.
EXELE when?
>>362111
>moeshit from a moeshit anime
If you try to shitpost then at least be sure to know what you are talking about.
>>362113
Say the person that attach a generic anime girl on a spider.
>>362110
what game
>pass the controller bro
>>362109
Anon... You aren't sexually attracted to that bunny, are you?
>>362116
>>362116
>>362102
Whats the story behind this?
>>362119
Hopefully it's gonna be good. Should be since they are not under the boot of Deep Silver.
most animals are cute
the ones that aren't cute are fine in their own way
>>362120
The origin of a villain.
>>362120
I made a similar trap during a wild (probably illegal) camping trip
You hang a bottle, put a hole near the middle/bottom, fill it with some water and put something smelly in there, like cheese, fish or meat scraps. Flies/insects will go into the bottle, touch the water and panic, they'll try to fly out of it from the top, but the top is closed. Then they either just stop there until they die, or fly around inside the bottle until they die from exhaustion.
Very few are smart enough to exit through the hole again (it's always pure luck) and a lot of those who do come back in a few minutes later and die.
It works wonders
>>362053
FUCKING HELL. WHY WHY. WHY DOES THIS PHOBIA EXISTS ANYWAY?What makes our brain 'think' it's disgusting? I do wonder.
>>362125
They're unnatural holes that go nowhere
Real holes like that would be leaking blood, or at the very least, be bright fucking red
>>362125I don't fucking know anon. It honestly makes me feel frightened whenever I see it.inb4 lotus pod thingies
>>362053
WHY ARE MY NIPPLES HARD.
>>362120
Looks like a juice/ lemonade trap.
Well known effective way to lure and kill all kinds of insects but especially wasps. Fill a container with a sweet drink like lemonade or juice, the wasps are lured by it, try to reach it, fall in and drown. Disadvantage is that it lures all of then in your surrounding to you meaning its potential is hampered by it calling more visitors to you. But it is effective as a temporarely measure to keep them away from e.g. you and your guests at a barbecue.
>>362053
I just want to take a freaking sand paper and scrap those off. The urge.
>>362076
how are people not seeing this. you can see the skin completely intact even under the "holes"
>>362032
Donkey Kong 2
I wish spiders didn't exist, no other common animal is as fucking creepy as these bastards
>>362004
what a qt
>>362116
What the fuck is that?
>>362116
It trying to eat you, run!!
>>362136
A ribbon worm
>>362106
Fuck that. Feathered bros a best.
>>362004
im australian and i wipe my ass with spider silk
u jelly?
>>362139
Yeah dude, that serial killer expression and those razor sharp talons are very inviting.
>>362116
>Experts from North Carolina State University said that when the worm senses prey nearby, the circular muscle around its proboscis sheath contracts vigorously, forcing fluid from the sheath into the proboscis.
>This action turns the proboscis inside out, blowing it out of the sheath and the animal's insides.
>Within a second or so, the proboscis usually wraps itself around the prey, which is then drawn into the mouth and eaten.
>literally puking your guts out and dragging in prey with them
>>362141
My bro eats your bro for breakfast.
>>362127
What's the matter, bro?
>>362142
thats not what its doing, its veins have penetrated the vitctims skin and its now merging with the host. it attached its stinger into the guys hand and was viciously sucking out blood in big clots.
all is lost
>>362143
Friendly animals make better pets, but if you want to live with a fucking falcon flying around your house, be my guest.
>>362104
I tried it. Rope broke, was too fat.
>>362146
Silly anon, falcons are friendly and docile. It's the hawks and eagles that you gotta worry about. Those fuckers will kill you.
Pic related. These motherfuckers can even kill wolves.
>>362015
>killing a pet
I dont care if i'd go to jail I would straight up butcher you if you even tried to harm it.
>>362124
>You hang a bottle, put a hole near the middle/bottom, fill it with some water and put something smelly in there, like cheese, fish or meat scraps. Flies/insects will go into the bottle, touch the water and panic, they'll try to fly out of it from the top, but the top is closed. Then they either just stop there until they die, or fly around inside the bottle until they die from exhaustion.
That seems needlessly complicated. Get a 1L bottle, cut it in half, turn the top upside down and put it in the bottle and pour sugar water in.
>>362148
Interesting, I always assumed falcons to be in the same category.
>>362149
Dude, I fucking despise animal abuse, but spiders and insects don't even have feelings. Chill.
>>362148
What's the difference between an eagle, a hawk, and a falcon?
>>362150
Can't they just land on the rim of the bottle then walk out? Or is it becuase plastic is a smooth surface?
>Here's your console!
>>362090
no
>>362154
Man, Santa is a dick.
>>362154
I are mealworm in my high school zoology class once. Everyone's reaction was priceless.
>>362153
If you fill it completely, sure.
That's why you fill it only a bit so they fall into it, then their wings get wet and they cannot escape anymore.
>>362152
Size, talon length, bravery
>>362153
Hence the sugar water in the bottom, I can do you a diagram if you'd like.
>>362151
A pet is a pet. they either buy me a new one or get an ass beating. Fuck faggots that feel the need to kill things they dont like.
>>362157
Shit son. Now it's a mealworm in /v/. Is your high school not enough for you to wreck havoc?
>>362157
>even mealworm can post nowadays
>>362157
But now you are a human again, right?
>>362162
*ate a
Shit
>>362157
What kind of video games do mealworms play?
>>362157
First spiders, then wasps, now mealworms - what's next, fucking mantises?
>>362152
Falcon are the smallest of the three. They are more docile compared to hawks and eagles. Eagles are much larger compared to hawks and falcons. Hawks are bigger than falcon but smaller than eagles. Eagles and hawks are also very aggressive.
The way they hunt is also different. Eagles are gliders, they fly high in the air and use their great eyesight to seek prey then they fly in and crush the prey's skull with talons. Hawks are ambush hunters. Hawks fly from tree to tree and try to close the distance then they go in for the kill. Falcons are speed hunters. Like eagles they fly high up then swoop down at great speeds to catch their prey.
>>362144
>gluing vegetables onto your skin
>>362146
>>362167
>Mantises
That would be bad
>>362160
Oh I didn't realize they get wet then can't fly, I figured the water was just to draw them in and they just get stuck because they don't have enough room to fly up and out.
>>362131
I think when you have a phobia of something like that it's hard to pay attention to the details. You kinda just want to pretend you didn't see it in the first place.
>>362151
>I HATE SEEING THINGS GET HURT
>but if they aren't cuddly enough then it's ok
>All you had to do was pass the controller!
>>362161
>buy me a new one
anon, do you love your pets?
>>362175
What the fuck is that?
>>362178
weta bug
Looks at this one eating a carrot! nom nom nom :3
>>362176
>>362168
That's pretty educational, thanks.
>>362063
>>362091
Mine's still a juvie, but fuck yeah, GBBs are so pretty
>>362180
t-that's not a mantis
>>362170
aw man
>>362106
Dude you're fucking sick. I just saw you post this like yesterday saying you wanted to fuck it somewhere. Cmon man.
>>362179
>2400x1613
>>362174
Insects get stomped all the times and they don't even feel pain.
>>362182
can you touch them, pet them or something, or do you just watch them from afar like aquarium fishes
>>362185
>waaahhhh stop having fetishes that I don't have!!
>>362179
are these stings on his ass for stabilization or to fuck up your day really bad ?
>>362173
fair enough
>>362189
>everyone needs to be a subhuman like me!
>>362170
HAHAHAHAH
I hear you guys like spiders.
>>362192
>my opinion determines whether or not you're a subhuman!
>Spider: The Video Game
>Deadly Creatures
That's it. why aren't there more games where you can play as a spider?
>>362049
Joltik
>>362168
Falcons aren't always the smallest. A female gyrfalcon is going to be bigger than a male Harris hawk, and a female sparrowhawk will be smaller than a male saker falcon.
Also falcons are the biggest drama queens.
>>362186
>>362195
...but animalfuckers ARE subhumans anon. like furries
>>362198
We're talking about averages here.
Yes I understand that some falcons are bigger than some hawks and there are some eagles that are smaller than hawks too.
>>362194
>spiders are no aliens guise, i swear!
>>362199
That's a beautiful spider, Anon.
>>362188
Nothing is stopping you from touching them or petting them or holding them, but I personally don't. They don't get any pleasure from being handled or touched, they're unable to be tamed so there's always a chance that they'll bite you, and they're incredibly fragile.
A fall from more than 6" to 1' to a hard surface like a desk or a floor, or even if they fell on their water dish, could rupture their abdomen. So I just watch mine, as much as I'd love to have one crawl all over me, I'm not going to risk its safety.
>>362053
>>362199
>giant fangs with what looks like fucking venom seeping fucking out of themNOPE
>>362205
>crystal pepsi
No wonder, that's the shittiest Pepsi ever.
>>362064
>calling peanutbutter photshop
>>362204
eh, not a fun pet, but to each his own
>pass the controller bro
>>362201
True dat. I'm currently training a female peregrine and holy shit she's insane. She hates black people too.
plop
>>362210
JUMPING SPIDERS ARE CUTE! CUTE!
>>362211
Is shea tomboy?
This whole thread makes me uncomfortable, good job
Wait a minute, this isn't the controller
![cleaning1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrSMdYT.jpg "cleaning1[1].jpg")
>>362209
Not really, but they're interesting to observe. It's fun to watch them eat stuff, and a couple of mine do some random housekeeping stuff like moving dirt around or moving their water dishes. They also groom themselves which is pretty neat, makes them look like little 8 legged cats.
>>362094
YOUR GOD IS WEAK SNAKE FAG,
>There are giant bugs called Tree Lobsters
>yfw they are incredibly docile and friendly due to having no predators
I didn't know that mods can move threads to this board.
Assassin spiders are goofy as fuck
>>362239
Mods do whatever they want. You didn't know?
>>362246
Well, i don't deal with them frequently.
hi there, ne/v/fags
prepare to be triggered
>>362279
EqG Dash is better
>>362279
fuck off pony fucker
>>362293
how fucking new are you
>>362293
You have no power here
>>362200
well humans are the worst so being not human is probably a good idea
>>362287
>>362242
>>362279
>Implying i from /v/.
I don't care about your kind ponyfag, you are just old cancer, with a decent percent of porn
>>362242
A couple
>>362343
>>362004
>10 legs
>>362423
>>362051
Shut up, Claire.
>>362194
These guys are cool, they make miniature little spider webs and throw them at bugs like a video game.
>>362199
Wow what an ugly mygalomorph.
>>362206
That's exactly what that is.
>standard /v/ thread
>>368141
If only there was some board related to animals and possibly also nature that you could spiderpost on constantly.
I wish my body physically made me not like spiders, they're pretty cool honestly.
Big fuzzy ones are super cute to me.
>>368370
Why would you want that
>>362179
>>362175
Why the fuck does this shit exist?
Is there any real reason?
Can't we just have like 4 kinds of bugs (Bees, Spiders, Butterflies, and house flies or mosquitos) and just exterminate the rest? We don't need them. Why do we need this shit? I am so triggered by this shit Why does evolution fucking hate us so much I just want to live and die in peace fuck
Stop shitting up /v/ with your offtopic blog garbage.
>>362023
>>362079
We all do.
>>362023
I'd be highly suspicious of anything that could love me.
It would have to be incredibly ignorant or quite evil at heart.
>>362032
flash game called arachnophilia
>>373017
>leopard gecko
If we got rid of crickets we'd have nothing to feed you with.
>>362053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRBYY1QHjMs
>>362015
Catfag get out
catfags are the worst normalfags i swear
>>362053
I wanna peel it
>>362343
id get fucked by that
>>376515
Evil at heart is good. Deviants do best with other deviants. But I would be highly suspicious as well, because that just doesn't happen.
