Would You?
>>3522111
this is the most perfect thing I've ever seen
i want to the purple space doughnut
["Would I" intensifies]
I'd sit on it
My god that is just beautiful
No, I wouldn't. I would enjoy looking at that Grape Donut of Glory for a week and a half and immortalize it forever. It is a thing of perfection, undefilable.
>>3522091
i could see myself eating it
>>3522091
Not a fucking blemish on it. Course I would.
>>3525442
>What I looking at here?
Glassed cake in the shape of a doughnut.
>>3522091
No, I would never tarnish such a perfect thing
>>3525643
>undefilable
No such thing!
>>3522091
I'd fuck it
You should see the rest of their bakery sweets.
>>3525890
Underrated
>>3531646
GUH
>>3531646
Good. GOD.
>>3522091
of corse
>>3531646
It's almost too pretty to fuck-I mean, eat.
>>3522091
>>3531646
Fuck you guys, I'm onna diet right now
>>3531646
Jesus
It looks like if you hit someone on the head with that cake it would kill them.
>>3522091
Of course, I love donuts.
Moar from these bakers?
>>3522091
OOOOOOO
>>3539835
Dumping
>>3540121
>>3540136
>>3540145
>>3540152
>>3540163
>>3540210
>>3540247
You're welcome.
>>3540252
A couple aren't shiny, but still cool.
>>3540262
Oof, this one.
>>3540282
Powder
>>3540293
Guys
The inside matches.
>>3540306
>>3540314
What do these taste like? Is the icing soft or hard?
>>3540318
>>3540320
And last one!
Like cake I assume. Hard almost certainly.
>Fetish Unlocked: Food Fucker
>>3522091
It looks so damn smooth, I just wanna touch it.
This is like something out of a dirty story where a fat guy puts his penis in food and fucks it.
>>3540340
>hard almost certainly
And so am i.
Imagine making that cake "cream-filled".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I8Fvs4Ysjo
So wasteful but delicious.
>>3540121
This one is superior to the one in the OP. The ripples make it look a lot more like an organic donut. Like the wrinkles on an anus.
>>3541587
Don't call such a pure love dirty.
>>3541266
holy shit so im not the only one...
>>3540121
Is this what's involved in Dunking the Cosmic Doughnut?
These are all too pretty to eat.
I would graze my finger across them, and lick it up afterwards; only assuming that the frosting is softer than a baby's bottom.
>>3543389
It's a cake, not a doughnut
Of course
Should I?
No, but I've had sexual relations with donuts before, so I know better.
>>3540282
PONUT
>>3559146
No, Anon. Donut. _D_onut.
There's no horse in that picture.
I both want to eat these and keep them in a China Cabinet.
How could anyone eat/fuck any of these things? They're far too perfect.
>>3540121
WTF. It's a donut, but you can see the reflection of the photographer. This smoothness is not meant to exist.
>>3522091
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mirror-glazed-marble-cake-olganoskovaa-1.mp4?_=1
>>3566762
Ingredients: 20 g Gelatin Powder, 120 g Water, 300 g Glucose, 300 g Sugar, 150 g Water, 200 g Sweetened Cond Milk, 300 g Chocolate (White, Milk, Dark or a combination), Food Coloring
Steps:
1) Bloom the gelatin in the water;
2) Boil the glucose, sugar & water;
3) Remove from heat and add the gelatin;
4) Add the cond milk;
5) Pour over chocolate and buerre mix to remove air bubbles;
Use at 35C/95F.
best thread on /trash/
>>3566798
>20 g Gelatin Powder: 67 kcal
>300 g Glucose: 1162 kcal
>300 g Sugar: 1162 kcal
>200 g Sweetened Cond Milk: 642 kcal
>300 g Chocolate:
>Dark Chocolate, 70-85% Cocoa: 1794 kcal
>White Chocolate: 1614 kcal
>Milk Chocolate: 1602 kcal
Total: 4635 to 4827 kcal.
Just how many servings is this monster supposed to be?
>>3522091
twilights_juicy_ponut.jpg
>>3574057
It's only one donut, dude.
>>3574118
You've been watching too much pone porn.
...and so have I...
>>3522091
So Op Here. Think this is gonna be a meme now. Basically, post things you wouldn't destroy cause they look so perfect. Like the untouched snow bank on an application mountain, you must resist the urge to just destroy such unkempt beauty. Start with the doughnut and just ask..."Would you?"
>>3578924
And if they answer "yes", react, anons... react with pure, livid disgust.
maybe...
>>3574057
Food is already measured in kcal, so saying kcal is either redundant or the recipe poster is a planet.
>>3578924
It's called shitposting anon.
>Start quarantine
>Dispatch science vessel
We've found the Genesis Doughnut!
>>3542458
not really wasteful. They have it above a pan to catch the drippings which they probably reuse.
>>3534135
Art you can eat right ? Unless it's like that display food in some restaurants you would not want to eat those.
Last time I made a cake it didn't look anything like that it was a cupcake recipe with peanut butter in the center of the two halves.
>>3540282
looks like cancerous asshole but in a good way only these cakes can pull off.
>>3540340
thank you based cake anon
>>3547376
I tried watching Darkmatter
I couldn't get past the first episode
How would you fuck a doughnut-cake anyway?
>>3594449
Just close your eyes and let it happen anon
